#but then it ate him

[notherpuppet]

Morning After

Part 2/4

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[roipecheur]

The only thing you need to know about Tim becoming Robin is that he's the protagonist of a horse girl movie and Batman is the horse.

[ceceru]

rescue teams!

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Local idiot absolutely destroys his twin brother

⚠️ Do not try this at home❗️⁉️

[insomniphic]

Telemachus doesn't want his cool and awesome hero dad to realize he's a boy-failure LMAO

[hinamie]

subject, specimen, spectacle;

should i say that you're dead?

[xx-sketchy-xx]

LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-

[oldwitchsleep]

bet daniel's biggest complaint about being turned into a vampire is suddenly louis has him on therapy speed dial AND HE CAN'T DECLINE THE CALL!!

[friendorflo]

Just a friend who's concerned for you. Don't worry about it. And maybe go and talk to a doctor?

hey i know this is well meaning and i really appreciate it but i’d really like to know who you are. if you’re my friend then you probably know that i’ve gotten some pretty shitty anonymous messages before and it makes me kind of uncomfortable not knowing who’s sending me these things. so thank you but i’d love to know who’s concerned and i’d like to talk things through. 💜

[buildoblivion]

i’m sorry boss I can’t come into work tomorrow they’ve identified the remains of a doomed polar explorer

[foldingfittedsheets]

I think it was about a month into dating my betrothed that I first turned to them and said, “You smell hungry, want to get some lunch?”

“I what? I smell hungry?”

“Yeah, like, the empty smell. Aren’t you hungry?”

They were, but it was hard for them to accept smelling a state of being. After a few weeks of me pointing it out right before they realized it themself though they asked, “What does hunger smell like?”

“Bad.”

“That’s not helpful.”

“It’s like… an emptiness that goes past the mouth? Bad breath is more upfront but hunger is like you’re smelling stomach acid, it’s all the way from an empty belly.”

They started smelling my mouth in exaggerated silly fashion but eventually they did start to recognize it.

They’re now very smug when they get to use the skill back at me and inform me that I’m hungry.

[saewokhrisz]

smile for the camera!

[jdmara]

james fitzjames five minutes after they abandoned the ships

[wellfine]

Probably from some modern AU where the Straw Hats all move into the Going Merry

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[reineydraws]

three is a pattern, shanks!