#but then i see someone making rly cute stuff and being as slow as i am and im like ok werk

[pocketclowns]

im obsessed with crochet tutorials where they struggle to hook the yarn bc girl same

[mokie-bleh]

heyyyy i saw your headcanons for shadow milk and rly enjoyed it and i was wondering if you could do yandere of him??? if not you can ignore this:>

YAN! Shadow Milk Cookie

If you aren't a fan of yandere subjects I don't recommend reading this

Warnings: yandere themes, attempt kidnapping, obsessive behavior, stalking, manipulation, etc.

Before he became evil his relationship with you was nice and peaceful. You guys enjoyed each other's company.

When he does start realizing his true potential and how much power he really has he starts slowly becoming corrupt and that has an effect on him with you.

You’ll notice he’s more possessive and way more clingy with you always grabbing you and taking you with him everywhere.

If he’s not walking right by your side he is most likely stalking you from behind. If you do catch him he’ll play off saying he was just walking and didn’t notice you were in front of him and you shouldn't assume things. (first red flag)

Like in my previous headcanon he is a jealous type, but when he’s a yandere good luck on trying to spend time with anyone other than him. Manipulates you into believing that your friends are no good for you and he’s just trying to look out for you. 

You’re just a weak lil cookie who needs someone like himself to protect you, you don’t know any better <3

Might break into your house at night and watch you sleep and quietly dotes on you saying stuff like how cute you are, how’d you guys be perfect together, and softly moves your hair out of your face.

Before he leaves he tucks you in and kisses your forehead and leaves making sure everything is back in place so it seems as if he was never there to begin with.

You wake up with the weird feeling you weren't alone last night but that can’t be true so you shrug it off.

When all of earthbread turns into complete chaos he makes an attempt to kidnap you, obviously you being aware of what is happening you ran. You couldn’t believe what was happening, this couldn’t be right, that wasn’t the Shadow Milk Cookie at least not the one you used to love and know.

During this chase he sees this as a game, like a game of mouse and cats. While you were running you could hear his distant laugh taunting you. "Where are you~ You know I’ll catch you eventually. Then you’ll be all MINE!” 

You slow down your running and try to catch your breath and hide. You couldn’t hear him anymore and you thought you were safe and he gave up trying to catch you. Oh boy were you wrong.

You feel something wrap around you. You look down and see bright glowing strings around and before you can properly react you quickly get dragged by them. 

You then feel arms wrap around you from behind. That's when you truly start panicking “hehehe HAHAHA FOUND YOU~!!”

When he gets trapped in the Silver Tree by the witches he is pissed. He’s yelling, cursing and tries to make an attempt to pull the bars apart. He’s reaching out for and begging for you not to leave him. “nononoNONONO! DON’T LEAVE ME!!”

After that earthbread was restored and had new holders for the soul jams. You're free and don’t have to worry about Shadow Milk Cookie again.

Right?.........

----Bonus----

Definitely has a secret shrine of you. There’s pictures of you and small things he stole from you and it’s all surrounded by crafts he made of you.

Has a plushie of you and him. When he’s alone he makes them kiss and makes up scenarios of you guys together.

You're literally so perfect to him anything you do like something as simple as giving him some treats you made. He’s swooning all over you saying how much he loves you. 

here you get a drawing enjoy~

[pressplay-if]

please do the NSFW alphabet for Angel

Hahahaha hell yeahh. btw I'm using the same "template" as @thelonelyshore-if did, dunno if there's any other floating around...

A - Aftercare: He's just gonna start yapping idk. "Soooo how was I? Omg, you made such a weird noise tho, but don't worry, don't worry, it was cute..."

B - Body part: about himself, nothing really. He just doesn't pay that much attention to himself. Also has no preference when it comes to his partner. He prefers the overall picture, doesn't discriminate between any limbs in particular...

C - Cum: Don't... don't cum on him... Or well, his belly or his lower back is okay, it just happens, but don't cover him in it. He doesn't rly love that.

D - Dirty Secret: He's an open book. Whether you want him to be or not. He has nooo "inside thoughts". Or, you know, just thoughts in general (jk I love him I love him)

E - Experience: Angel has an average amount of experience. The odd hookup here and there. Nothing crazy.

F - Favorite position: Doggy, he doesn't care who's on top. Also, he loves being ridden.

G - Goofy (whether they're more serious or playful in the moment): Definitely goofy af.

H - Hair (how well groomed): He doesn't really shave anywhere.

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment? romantically): pretty chill and playful. But also kind of needy, depending on the situation.

J - Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): He jacks off a lot, actually. Sometimes just because he's bored. That can actually be a hindrance during sex bc he might be too used to his own death grip to come everytime.

K - Kinks: he likes public stuff, risk of getting caught and causing a scandal and so on. Also, he's down for anything MC might wanna try.

L - Location (fav places): anything public that's not super gross. A gas station bathroom won't do.

M - Motivation (what turns them on): Skill. Seeing someone do sth they're really good at makes him want them carnally. You see how that would work out with the MC.

N - No (sth they won't do): eat cum

O - Oral: He prefers being on the receiving end, though he can have lots of fun giving, too, as long as it doesn't end with the partner coming in his mouth. He's not half bad at it either.

P - Pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?): fast, but only slightly rough.

Q - Quickie: He's down. Anytime

R - Risks (are they game to experiment?): Absolutely.

S - Stamina (how long do they last?): he can last very long actually, especially given how he doesn't always cums. Once he does tho, it's over.

T - Toys (does he have any? how does he use them?): No toys, only death grip.

U - Unfair (how much does he like to tease?): depends on his mood. If he's feeling particularly sassy, sure, but mostly it isn't really his thing. Unless you count his general playfulness as teasing

V - Volume (how loud he is, what sounds he makes): he can be silent when it's required, but he enjoys giving words of affirmation and just moaning and stuff while it happens. So more often than not, he's pretty loud.

W - Wild Card (a random headcanon): can't think of any

X - X-ray (what's under his clothes?): nothing of note, really. He's really pretty average, but he doesn't really mind. Most of the time, he doesn't think about his body, but he has no illusions either. He's got a lot of hair and acne on his back that he hates. (It's bad enough on his face...)

Y - Yearning (how high is his sex drive?): pretty high, actually, if you count his masturbation habits.

Z - Zzz (how quickly he falls asleep afterwards): not so fast. You have to listen to his full review of your performance first.

[radioiaci]

Wanted to answer all the nice things I was given in one post, so find them under the read-more cuz it's long. <3

@radiiosugars ⧐ you are a wonderful writer and i enjoy seeing your portrayal! I smile when you're on my dash <3 the little details you include with his perspective really do paint a picture! (and i hope your day gets better! )

WEH THANK YOU SO MUCH SALT, you're a blessing and I wholeheartedly appreciate whenever you spam me on Discord with SILLIES even though I don't always have the capacity to respond right away fjkdjgjdg I LOVE YOUR PORTRAYAL AND YOUR ART TOO and thank you for the kindness 😭

@copaceticjillybean ⧐ You are…soooo good at stuff! Your Alastor portrayal, your art, it’s all just really really cool! I’m always so excited, when I see you post your animatics, or a new drawing, or a reply, because I know it’s gonna brighten up my day a bit! ; I know you’re having a hard time today, but I just wanted you to know that I think you’re really neat and good at what you do. ^w^ ; Oh, and I almost forgot- you’re also just FUN. Like, your ooc posts are just cute and funny, and I like seeing you pop on and tell us what you’re thinking. You’re easy to talk to, and that means a lot, especially for someone like me who can get nervous talking with people >u<;

AAAA THANK YOU, I really do try to be as approachable as possible given the type of person that I am, so I really don't want anyone to feel like they CAN'T talk to me. sometimes the RPC can feel really limited and exclusive and I like to change that in whatever way I can. you are always very kind and fun to write with as well AND I CAN'T WAIT to see what sort of sillies Alastor and Jillian can get up to

@helluvaflames ⧐ I love the way you write Alastor and I'm still loving writing Fizzarolli and him in these scenes. You write Alastor so well and its been so fun to get to know him through our threads!

YES THANK YOU YOU GET ME, I love writin' with your lil Fizzy too! I'm also excited for Alastor and Angel's "date" LOL I'm sure there will be RIDICULOUSNESS there, just knowing how they generally interact. Thank you for putting up with me and my silly deer boy!!

@tinyfieryghost ⧐ YOUR ART IS SIMPLY INCREDIBLE. I love how you draw Alastor and writing with you is always a pleasure! I also love how you write Alastor! Silly guy who can and will murder and maim!!! Also you're great to talk to in general!

LISTEN YOU, YOUR ART IS ALSO PHENOMENAL and I didn't think I genuinely would get as invested into Alastor/Ghost's relationship but him in my brain was just like? ? ? ? "this one is mine? ? ?? actually???" so I MEAN IT JUST HAPPENED THAT WAY and I'm not mad about it. I'M EXCITED for Al's encounter with Reaper fr fr and I love writing with you!!!

@visage-of-hell ⧐ *violently kicks in the door* DID SOMEONE SAY POSITIVITY???? ; Bitch, you're one of the most TALENTED fuckers I know on this site. Amazing writing style? Check. Brilliant character portrayal? Check. AND knock-your-socks-off gorgeous artistic skills to boot???? Dude, you are a triple threat of sheer creative genius--don't you DARE be doubting that for even a second!

WUH HUH BUH LISTEN you are ALSO very talented and I VERY MUCH love writing with Al and Vis together because they're a real ENEMY TO LOVER ARC MAYBE? AND I KNOW IT'S SLOW MOVING BECAUSE ALASTOR IS STUPID but I LOVE IT ALSO??? Thank you my friend, I love to talk with you too and share funny sillies and fawn over them being so STUPID

@damnedrainbows ⧐ //you’re one of my favorite alastors and truthfully I admired from the sidelines for a while because I felt inadequate hehehehe I can!t wait to interact with our muses more and see where it go for him and lucifer ; also forgot to tack on, amazing artist ; like seriously I link my friends your art all the time on discord lol

WHAT???? ONE OF UR FAVS???? STOPPIT. That always means a ton to me, especially because I know how many TALENTED and wonderful writers there are playing Alastor out there so that RLY MAKES ME FEEL GOOD AND VALUED and YOUR writing is also fantastic! Al/Lucifer's first thread is so weirdly deep after starting off as like almost a meme and I'm LIVING for it LOL. AND I'M GLAD YOU LIKE MY ART LMAO maybe some day I'll draw something like actual serious for people to share jgdljgd but I enjoy drawing shitpost Al too much BUT THANK YOU this means a lot.

@lilitophidian ⧐ HEEEEY YOU, I LOVE YOUR LITTLE DEER, AND WE GOT SOME DOPE ASS SHIT GOING ON LIKE??? your writing is so fucking good I wanna do more threads with you at some point even though I have verbal diarrhea ; BUT YOU DESERVE THE BEST LIKE I TAKE TIME ON MY REPLIES TO YOU SO THEY ARE GOOD EATS??? Like, let me love on ya!!! ; Also your art ; I'd tattoo the pink dress wearing Alastor on my body fr

MY LIL DEER BOY YES I'M SO EXCITED for him to be.... tortured... mercilessly (that sounds bad LMAO) but LISTEN we are both wordy and I do NOT hate that one bit, I EAT IT UP YUMYUM gimmi all that good good exposition and artsy prose I LOVE that shit and you do it SO WELL. Also thank you for recommending frilly pink dress Alastor, I think he will never live that one down LMAO.

@ducktastic-dad ⧐ you are SO funny and sweet pascall, i love writing with you ( and your writing is amazing obviously i cannot live without it ) but even just our conversations ooc bring me lots of joy !! you have fantastic art and i am FLOORED by how creative you are ! thank you for making me funny shitposts and indulging my horrible brainrot 😭💜

I'M GRABBING YOU AND SHAKING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS listen the fact that you have put up with my dumbass over the last few weeks just constantly spamming you with radioapple shit means that you should get some type of AWARD HONESTLY. every IC interaction we have is so good and whenever you reply I'm like *VACCUUM NOISES* as i ABSORB IT. YOU're the one indulging MY horrible brainrot and u know what there's something beautiful about that. THANK YOU ily ily

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Thank you all for such kind words, it really did make me feel better about my poopy day. <3

[alexcutecolly]

ur right it would be like a long maze in there i bet we feel good to him!! uuuu v.olo squeezing us a lil in his lower tummy to let us know hes thinking about us and making sure were still comfy and ok inside is super duper cute!! & if his tummy rumbled while we were so deep in him hed get all bashful and rub our spot & it would be so adorable

wow omg thats rly a tall and long snakeguy!! he has to be to fit us inside though!! his black and gold scales would be so pretty and uuu i saw the post he would love to sleep on the bulge we make in his tail tummy to be close & wed be comfy all squished inside!! uuuu staying in his stomachs for days cuz hes lonely & we feel good in there & were his favorite human & his friend & I bet swallowing us down so slow felt good!! ❤️ he would like to feel us wiggle a bit in there too

its so cute how much n.aga!v.olo likes keeping us in his tummy so long cuz like you said hes gonna take as long as he can with us cuz we arent going anywhere except deeper in his bellies >w< uuu yep now I wanna be a nice bulge being massaged in his snake tummy for a few days!

me too im rly sure if he felt close to us he wouldnt be so alonr and feel like he did in the game and then if we were his friend we could hear him laugh and that would be a rly good sound it warms my heart V.olo needed a good end to his story!! & he totally adores his p.okemon he deserved better!! if we can help by being in his tummy then thats the best!!

uuu getting to go diving with him and see all the ruins first hand when he collects the artefacts is the coolest!! omg omg yes yes yes m.erman!V.olo sneaking up on us and sucking us in his mouth with the water & then he can gulp us right down with a swallow or three and pat his stomach with us inside >w<!!! hes rly cute and playful ❤️ i love him

if we were in that kind of danger like what if a big sh.arpedo was speeding after us or omg even something massive like k.yogre spots us and m.erman!V.olo goes NOMF and swallows us to keep us in the safest place we can be cuz his belly will always be our spot and he can get us away from danger!! And then when were out of trouble its tummy rub time to calm us down

v.olo uwu

Omg yessssss, it would!!! I imagine it'd feel a little ticklish, both for him and us, especially because of the villi x3 💕 and despite his very caring side, he'd allow himself to be a little playful by squeezing and poking our spot a few times, just so we know he hasn't forgotten we're in there! x3

I feel like he'd be so bashful if his lower belly rumbled, he'd blame it on T.ogepi instead and go fetch some berries for her to cover it up, saying stuff like "I had no idea you were so hungry! Haha" xD

Yessssssssssss, beeg snake guy!!! x3 Tbh I'm a sucker for enormous n.agas with long tails, they must be so cozy!! And absolutely, I think the black and gold pattern would look amazing on him!! x3 It'd even shine in the sunlight, if he ever took a nap outside his cave, using his full snake stomach as a pillow xD you know, wriggling every once in a while, just enjoying being a nice friend-meal for him!

Besides how good we feel, he must definitely feel very lonely fr though, or else he wouldn't let us stay for so long inside and with him 🥺 and I think it'd be funny if we hear some rumbles around us and we think "oh he's gonna let us out now", but instead we're just sent deeper to the second/tail stomach, or even further xD

Warning: V.olo in P.okemas spoilers below!

I agree! Our company would help, and we'd be able to comfort him even in the darkest times! After seeing his new lines on P.okemas, my heart just aches to know he thinks that forming any kind of connection with someone else is basically a way to use them before they use you ;-;

Me rn and when I saw that line:

Like, what happened when he was younger, that twisted him into thinking that?? 😭😭😭 And honestly, when N. tells him that T.ogepi actually enjoys his company, he's so flabbergasted he doesn't know how to respond! Like omgggg, he doesn't even think he has friends and companions that love him!! 😭😭😭 Either way, I'd totally let him eat me if it means he feels less lonely and more cared for by a friend! 🥺

Yes exactly! Personally I'd be afraid of travelling underwater, but knowing he'd be there to help and support us would make me feel safer! And oh omg yes, I think he'd be very cute if he pranked us like that, being so playful hehe x3 ❤️ also I picture m.erman!V.olo to be around his normal size with us shrunken to be 10" tall! x3

Oooooh that's genius, I love this idea!!! Omg, I can totally see him protecting us like that :OOO hopefully he doesn't get hurt in our place!! Also omggg, it'd be so fun if we somehow ended up in the H.oenn region, right in K.yogre's cave! xDD like we'd be exploring it, but all of a sudden K.yogre awakes (blue orb go brrrrr) and it almost eats us but V.olo steps in and he's the one that goes NOMF on us xDD then he'd swim as fast as he can out of the cave and back to his hideout, rubbing our spot along the way so we know we're safe now 🥺❤️ he'd be so sweet indeed!!!

[isagisyoichi]

YOU MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL!

SYNOPSIS: niko as your boyfriend

CHARACTERS INCLUDED: niko ikki aka my boyfriend hello

WARNINGS: swearing, pretend all the boys go to the same school and they're all friends for plot, normalize not writing serious boys as someone that practically hates their s/o and never opens up to them god bless, also no such thing as ooc since we dunno shit ab him so everything i say is law. SUPER LONG LOL, it's like 2k+ words 😭

A/N: i love my boyfriend and i'm v happy about all the attention he's getting (even if he will prob will b subbed out 👎) this was fun to write bc i think he would b very soft as bf and also i hate the notion that stoic and serious = boring and detached in a relationship. also first post w the new user yayyyy rip yoichisagis an end of an era for realsies.

FOR: fox anon my beloved this one is for u😩

it takes a while for you two to get together, just because niko wants to think things through and be sure he’s making the right decision, as well as him being naturally apprehensive about this whole dating thing.

when you do eventually start going out, keep in mind you're probably his first real anything, so-

niko needs to take it slow for the first month or so because he needs time to adjust and get used to being in a relationship.

when he gets comfortable around you, niko starts to talk a lot more.

niko starts to talk about his interests more-soccer, stem stuff (idc i'll die by my hc that he's a stem boy), etc. and niko's really happy that you're genuinely interested in what he has to say :)

and as your relationship progresses, niko becomes more inclined to share his inner thoughts.

“this song is so bad, i hate it and how it's everywhere,” like, babe that sucks, but what do you want me to do, take it off the radio myself? 😭

you find out that niko’s kind of a hater LOL, but it’s okay, because it means he can be himself around you <3 and the mini debates you have with each other are fun.

he’s someone you can take shopping with you if you need a solid second opinion.

“ikki, is this cute?” you niko as you adjust the shirt you tried on in the fitting room mirror.

“no.” he’s so straight up LOL. “the blue one from earlier was better.”

“this one?”

“yeah, that one. you look really pretty in it.”

ngl though, niko’s not much of a mall person. he'd just follow you around like a little puppy LOL, but he doesn't mind too much because it's for you.

communication is important to niko!!!!! he wants someone that he can have real conversation about the things that matter to him, so he rly makes an effort to have that kind of connection with you.

niko's naturally funny but he isn't aware that he is lol.

but when he does try, i feel like his humor comes in the form of sarcasm and dry wit. likes poking fun at you here and there with a lighthearted jab.

"you're so weird, y/n," is the most common one.

niko’s naturally closed off emotionally (male aquarius 😒) but i, personally, think he’d really try and push himself to be more open with you, especially if you expressed for him to do so </3

he'd be really appreciative of someone patient and understanding of the fact that he doesn't open up easily, though.

but eventually, you become the person closest to him- niko confides in you a lot, which he’s grateful for because he usually holds everything in.

not one for pda or other lovey-dovey things in public, other than the occasional holding of hands but behind closed doors, niko’s so soft around you, it’s like he’s a completely different person.

also, i feel like niko’s real handsy with you, i get the vibe he’s super touch starved 😭

although it does take him a while to get used to physical affection, once he has, niko cannot get enough. he’s always touching you when he has no real reason to.

(and because you're his first relationship, i feel like it’s just natural that niko’s going to be kind of clingy towards you.)

“you okay, ikki?” you ask as niko suddenly wraps his arms around your waist from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder.

“mhm,” he mumbles. “just wanna be close to you.”

niko likes when you sit on his lap when he’s on his computer. you can have your arms wrapped around his neck, your head resting in the crook of his neck, or you could just be on your phone or whatever, it doesn’t matter, niko just likes you near him.

you guys don’t really talk to each other when you do this, aside from niko occasionally checking up on you and asking if you need anything from him.

but other than that, you guys just enjoy each other's touch in silence. it’s one of his favorite things to do with you.

however, if you start kissing him in the middle of whatever he’s doing and keep it up for long enough, niko will drop everything to make out with you right then and there (also one of his favorite things to do with you).

speaking of kissing- you kiss niko first.

niko would try to plan your guys first kiss out because he wants everything to be perfect.

but, he ends up taking forever to execute it because he keeps overthinking and you can only wait so long before kissing him, so you take matters into your own hands.

his kisses are sloppy and juvenile at the beginning, but he’s smart and learns quickly what you do and don’t like.

likes being kissed on his jaw and forehead the most :')

if the team ever happens to see niko kissing you, they're gonna be so annoying 😭

"yooo niko's making big moves ‼️" "my son's growing up on me!😩" "good job *pats on the back*" and niko is red all over as he drags you away from them, muttering about how childish and annoying they are 😭.

but, they're all very supportive of you guys, even if they're embarrassing as hell 🙄.

they even give niko relationship advice- which luckily, he doesn’t follow (most of the time), because, let’s be honest, if you're getting unsolicited dating tips from a bunch of teenage boys, it’s probably bad 😭.

you’re the only person niko shows his forehead to. just know that having the opportunity to see it means that niko trusts you more than anyone else :’)

repay his trust by kissing his forehead lovingly and showering him with compliments whenever you can !!!!!!!!!!

“y/n, why’re you so embarrassing,” niko says under his breath, blushing as you hold his face and litter soft kisses on his forehead, rambling about how cute he is.

always looks for you in the bleachers when he has a game and you’re always the first person he talks to after.

and the fact that you make an effort to come as often as you can means sooo much to him. definitely considers you to be his biggest fan.

real classy with nicknames- uses “my love/love,” and “darling,” the most.

his favorite petname from you is "pretty boy." gives him butterflies each time he hears it.

the first time you call him that, he's confused, but after you explain that being called pretty is basically the highest compliment a boy can receive, he gets all soft on you.

only uses instagram to like and comment on your pictures and that's it 😭.

comments stuff like “you're so pretty” and "beautiful," without any emojis because niko refuses to use them LOL.

remembers the compliments you give him! they help with his self esteem and i feel like he values your opinion a lot.

so, tell him all about how cute and smart and talented and hot and funny he is and how much you love him and he'll replay it in his head 24/7.

i think he prefers to be the big spoon, unless he's sad- then he really wants you to hold him.

niko gives me homebody vibes, so expect relaxed dates, but still nice, yk?

what i mean is niko's not gonna take you out to get gas station food and call it a day 😭 he's classier than that and he always puts in effort towards dates.

he always plans them ahead of time and takes into consideration what he thinks you'd enjoy. and he insists on paying 🤗.

but, niko always does something special for days like your birthday or an anniversary, like go somewhere fancy if you wanted to or buy a nice gift you've been eyeing for a while.

helps you with your schoolwork, 100%. most of the time niko tutors you because he wants you to actually learn the material, but if you're feeling lazy and just wanna get it over with, niko will just give you the answers.

this is a big deal because i love him and all but, niko gives me the vibe he's super stingy with his work 😭.

"this is the last time i'm going to just give you the answers, y/n." niko sighs out. "you have to start doing your homework by yourself."

niko's said that dozen of times but he's still giving you the answers free of charge. can you guys say #whipped 🤣?

LOL speaking of school, if you ever text him during class, i highly doubt that niko would entertain you 😭😭 (it's out of love, though)

y/n 💗: hiii baby imy 🥰

pretty boy: do your work, y/n.

y/n 💗: ALL I DID WAS SAY HI

pretty boy: pay attention.

y/n 💗: fine ur so lame 👎

pretty boy: whatever you say. i miss you too, by the way.

he likes to moves your hair out your face because he wants to see your pretty face better.

which is why you have to do the same with him 🥰!!!!!! makes him blush like crazy.

gets soooo soft when you post him or even take pictures of you and him together :') just the thought of you wanting to show him off makes him soooo happy.

he won't entertain you if you make a tiktok, though LOL. he's very stubborn in his belief that it's stupid.

just stands in the background with his arms crossed if you try to make him do a dance or something 😭 (he does think you look cute, though).

niko has such nice eyelashes but i doubt he's aware of it 'cause he's, y'know, a boy 🙄.

"my eyelashes are ... cute?" he questions. niko wasn't even aware that such a trivial thing like his eyelashes could be considered cute.

"yes, oh my god," you gush. "they're so long and nice, i wish mine were like that," you groan, examining yours through the camera of your phone.

"you're so weird, y/n," he says, a blush staining his cheeks. "your eyelashes are nicer," he mumbles as he kisses your forehead.

he's one of those people that prefers to be alone, but you're the exception. you know?

niko likes to keep to himself most of the time, but that whole thing doesn't apply to you, because he'd choose to be with you over being alone anytime :')

[ad1thi]

If your still doing fic recs, could u rec any soft stevetony ones?

absolutely!! this got pretty long so ive hidden most of it under a read-more so i don’t annoy people. a couple of authors feature more than once. ive tried to avoid that as much as possible, but if an author features more than once - take that as a sign that they have rly good stuff for soft stevetony

disclaimer: don’t forget to leave kudos and comments for every author!! (a disclaimer i regrettably forgot to add to previous fic rec lists but will be adding from now on)

soda pops: @starklysteve

If anybody asks, Steve would smile and say it was very romantic. Very Tony. Because if he went into any further detail, nobody would quite believe him.

Tony, on the other hand, would laugh and say that Steve’s in love with a man in a can. So, really, it wasn’t outside the natural progression of things.

me voy pa’l pueblo: @firebrands

two times steve walks away, and one time that tony walks with him.

/ or, my very fluffy take on my bingo card prompt "farewells." steve is on vacation when he meets tony.

fill for my stony bingo prompt: farewells; also for bookworminaslump on tumblr who asked for a tourist/knowledgeable local au!

Tumblr Ficlets:  @omg-just-peachy (this is 115 chapters of stevetony being soft!!)

A collection of enough tooth-rotting fluff to last a year, all in one place.

tender offerings: @omg-just-peachy

Five times Steve carried Tony to bed.

the best thing (is that it’s happening to you and me):  @captainstarkreportingforduty

Or, five times the team saw Steve Rogers and Tony Stark in love.

Sweet On You: @miniblackraven

It’s the 1940’s and Tony is working as a Donut Doll for the Red Cross. His job is to go around to various military bases and offer comfort food and conversation to homesick soldiers. He’s come to expect a lot of things in this job, but he doesn’t expect to fall in love with Captain America, the hottest most awkward soldier Tony has ever met.

Bespectacled Avengers Society (Membership of One):  @baffledkingcomposinghallelujah

Tony gets glasses. Glasses get a Tony. Steve loses his mind and walks into walls.

a flower crown for your love: @anthonyed

"There, there," Pepper cooed. "Tony likes flowers?" she said with a shred of doubt in her tone. But when Steve peered up, she's smiling her bright toothy smile. He squinted and she sighed, dropping her hand from his shoulder. "He does." she insisted. "Even more so than me."

if this was a movie: @omg-just-peachy

“One of our seniors is being generous with his time this year—by force of his own actions, but generous none the less—and he’d be happy to help you, I’m sure. Tony Stark? I’ll set something up for later this week. I think between the two of you you’ll be able to pull your average up enough to make it through to playoffs,” Coulson said, with that ever-hopeful lilt in his voice.

Or, Steve needs a calculus tutor, Tony is available, but how is Steve ever supposed to focus when he's been in love with Tony for ... his entire school life?

you take me higher than the rest (everybody else is second best): @firebrands

tumblr fill for adi & anthonydarling, who asked for "'Prank' war, but the kind to see who can make the other blush the most in public" from this prompt list

amore mio:  @brucewaynery

Tony has had it with Steve being dumb and reckless out in the field, he has a family to think about now, Steve promises him that he'll be with him, kingdom come.

(initially based on that one headcanon about Italian Tony yelling and gesticulating at Steve but Peter thinks he's doing some weird dance and tries to copy him, but it got very fluffy very quickly)

Lost My Mind in a Coffee Shop: @betheflame

“Boyo,” Bucky muttered to his best friend. “I swear to God that if you don’t ask that man for his number soon, I will create a Grindr profile for you and you will not like it.”

Steve rolled his eyes. “I am here to finish grading, not hit on men.”

“Can you not do both?” Natasha smirked. “Nearly tenured, historical genius, feels like something you should be able to multitask.”

&&&

In which Steve is a history professor and Tony's an engineering one and Bucky owns the joint where they have their meet cute.

AU-gust Chapter 7: @iam93percentstardust 

stevetony, childhood friends AU

Right Up The Road: @gottalovev

The day at the senate committee in Washington DC wasn't supposed to end with Tony and Steve transformed into animals by a baby witch. That said, the 350 miles trek back to the compound to get help promises to be quite an adventure too!

(or the adventures of Cat!Tony and Wolf!Steve - and how to readjust when you're back to human!)

i’ll take care of you: @elcorhamletlive

“Hi.”

Steve blinks. The sound of loud thunder roars outside, but he doesn’t jolt, too focused on the image in front of him to be startled by the noise.

He has no idea what to say, and he isn’t sure if the shock is because of Tony’s absolutely sodden state – his hair glued to his forehead, his clothes dripping with water, forming a small puddle in front of Steve’s door – or because he wasn’t expecting to see Tony for at least three more days.

“Hi?” he says, a little tentative, before his brain catches up to reality. In his defense, he was getting ready to sleep when Tony knocked. He looks at what Tony is holding – a wet mess that seems to have been a flower bouquet at some point. “What are you doing here?”

The Tally System:  @betheflame

Everyone on the team knew about the tally system.

Whenever Steve would save Tony - whether from a monster or from his own stupidity - he’d say, “tag”. Whenever Tony do the same, he’d say, “your turn”. Thor thought it was adorable, Clint thought it was ridiculous, Bruce refused to register an opinion.

Natasha thought it was something she could work with.

what’s mine is yours: @robertdowneyjjr

5 times Tony stole Steve’s clothes, and 1 time Steve returned the favor.

or

For a billionaire, Tony Stark really doesn't pay for a lot of what he wears.

I like Shiny Things But I’d Marry You With Paper Rings: @betheflame

Rhodey: I just confirmed with Sam that he’s going to make sure he cooks tonight and that his entire team is briefed. I’m heading over now to strategically arrange a fuck ton of ficus trees to block them from gen pop.

Pepper: They’re not getting engaged in a prison, Jimmy.

Rhodey: Tony Stark and Steve Rogers show up to Circe on a Saturday night in May and you watch every person in that restaurant turn into someone I’d rather arrest than eat with.

****

In which Tony and Steve get engaged, but they're kind of extra about it, because they are always themselves

the road to the stars: @shell-heads

Tony is seven years old when he sees the ballet for the first time and meets his future pas de deux partner.

His father is invited to sweet-talk politicians into a new weapons deal and explain his latest idea for their program, and his mom goes to catch up with old friends she hasn't seen in years, but Tony goes because his mom had smiled down at him and told him he would love it.

His mom's never wrong.

-

In which boy genius Tony Stark meets girl wonder Natasha Romanoff at the ballet, and they fit their broken little pieces together to make something beautiful on the dance floor.

Steve? He's just a dumb, awful, chaotic, extremely supportive older brother that really should just shut up and admit he likes Tony a lot more than he pretends, because Natasha only has five people in the world she likes; it only makes sense her two favorites would fall in love with one another.

They always were a little slow, though.

A Second Chance To Take it Slow: @omg-just-peachy

Tony loves his adopted son, Peter, but that doesn't stop him from wishing he had someone to do this whole parenting thing with. After a failed one night stand, Tony's parent-teacher conference with Mr. Rogers comes with quite the surprise.

Wake Up!: @randomstufffromotherblogs

Tony came home from a business trip and is woken up by his husband and their three-year old.

pull me closer to love:  @captainstakreportingforduty (part of a series)

“A Mother’s Day card? For... Tony?” Steve clarifies, and can’t help the smile on his face as six familiar little heads nod in response.

“But... guys, Tony’s not—“ he pauses and takes a breath, any explanation dying in his throat against the excited gleam in everyone’s eyes. “Why do you guys want to do that, hmm?"

compromises:  @robertpattisons (when i looked up OP on tumblr, this is the blog i was directed to - but i sincerely apologise if ive gotten it wrong)

Steve should have expected it, he really should have.

There were regulations that came with dating Tony Stark. Things that were clear and things that they needed to work through.

Things like how Steve always got strawberry ice cream, while Tony got rocky road. Or when Steve needed to get his homework done before he was down to make out - even though Tony always got his way.

Things like that were clear

all that you are is all that i’ll ever need: @natasharxmanov

Tony Stark and Steve Rogers announced their engagement on Good Morning America through Tony Stark’s previous secretary now CEO, Pepper Potts. And over this past weekend, I got the chance to sit down with them both, to visit their home and attend their gala, all to write this article about the most powerful couple in the world.

(Or, the fic in which Tony and Steve get married.)

(i won’t ever) trade my mistakes: @brucewaynery

Toddler Peter, painting a masterpiece with his dad.

aka: a dumb amount of family fluff to help you power through the week

[with-the-same-tattoos]

Ummmm, Chop Top with F N and O?

Sfw & nsfw since not clarified (my fault for not clarifying 😭) ->

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

I'd say it's kind of a mixed bag??? He defi feels like a free love kinda guy, who are we kidding.... but he is also a countryside lad. I feel like he's into the idea of free love, but when push comes to shove, he just kinda isn't interested in other relationships than the one w his partner.

Marriage is.... hellyeah. Like, a moment of passion kinda thinh tho. He would propose to u on spot and make it like a cute makeout wedding. Just, give u a random ring (grandmas???). And it would be half romantic & half silly!

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

😬 again a mixed bag. If he's been activated enough during the day he might sleep pretty ok. Be a bit twitchy, wake up a few times, ask for some affection and pass out again. But u gta give him activities fr.... go jogging together.... get him to go out shopping groceries.... just, you know.

If he has even slight extra energy, he WILL force himself to be up. So, nights may be a little difficult :( he'll be talkative, get up and walk around, mess around w a torch, get sandwiches, come back to sleep, gets up, gets drinks, goes on a rant,.... you know.

Please hug him and hold him.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He isn't INTENDING on sharing. It just happens. He blabbers and rants and you tend to learn about him pretty fast. He rarely realizes what he's doing and is often a little surprised & confused when someone shows him that theyve listened and stuff....

If he didn't ramble, he would be p slow tp reveal stuff :'0 he gets nervous...

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Anything and everything? He's a very active lad, ngl I see him being Quite uhh... moves around a lot? Fidgets, but also kEEPS correcting his position. Big manhandler. Have yall seen him jump on that bridge in tcm2. He is actually. Mad fucking strong do... yeah.

But i do think he likes smooching a lot and likes to see his partners face so generally facing = nice!!

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

D...dunno rly????? I f.... yeah.... i feel like hes pretty open.... its like more like..... he doesnt have any particular kinks/things hes into, but, for his partner he would try annnnything? He might be an asshole but he is also a peoplepleaser...

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Loves <33 all love <33 in gen he just likes affection, cuddling, spending a lot of time & energy w his partner <3 would be p happy just canoodling w them all day!!! Would looove to just spend hours down there for u uwu will also happily recieve and happily ask about it and waggle his stupid little eyebrows....

[quirrrky]

anon: hello hello i hope u're doing well! first off i'm rly sorry to bother u with this but i love ur writing sm i just rly wanted to participate in ur event 🥺 so if it's alright i'd like to order a matcha ice cream & latte pls 🤧💗personality:my personality type is ISTJ and my zodiac sign is aries so to sum it up: i'm a pretty aggressive, confrontational and blunt person. i don't take bullshit from anyone and i would never let someone punk me >:)  [cont...]

YOU’RE GOING TO END UP WITH...

The first time you catch each other’s eyes it feels as though there’s a Mexican stand-off. Both of your curiosity for each other is masked under an intense stare. It isn’t easy getting you two together. You and Tobio are very blunt to a fault and will often bulldoze with your conflicting ideas. You find in each other a challenge that you both dislike, if you’re just going to be more honest. It’s all because there’s that feeling that you two are actually better working together than against each other, but it’s easier to butt heads than see right past through the admiration. 

If you think Tobio hates you because he glares at you a lot may you be near or far, you’re not quite wrong because in his head he thinks he hates you too. What you don’t know is that he actually kind of internally searches for you whenever you’re not around. That all or nothing attitude annoys amazes him too. He hates that you’re almost the same yet unlike him you’re more upbeat and lively. Plus, you like froyo, which is cute. Not that he likes you or anything! 

He just starts being more aware of all this, when someone asks him what’s his problem with you. When he thinks about it, is it because he dislikes your qualities or is it because he actually likes them but can’t find a good way to get close to you? Yes, imagine him turning his head sharply away. Come to think of it, he hates it whenever you show that enthusiastic side of you to other people while all you two do is argue and throw snarks at each other.

The only reason he approaches you to mend things is for the sake of getting through, but when he sees you smile at him. Like at him for the very first time! His world stops and he hates feeling it but loves it too at the same time. You see him blush and there’s no denying it.

He likes you, okay? But he’s kind of slow and needs time.

Once the air around you two becomes lighter, the intensity in his eyes towards you now begins to have a different color. It finally unveils what’s beneath his usually heated gaze. 

Tbh, he finds your liking for cute things like Sanrio, flowers and ponds really adorable. He actually thinks of buying you a Sanrio stuff, but he overthinks about it that he doesn’t actually get to do it. Pfft!

Even if it takes him long, he does realize his feelings for you and even practices a lot on how to confess it. Days just get brighter when you finally take it all off on your chests.

Tobio prefers listening to you than talking, but won’t hold back from asking question here and there. Surprisingly, initiative at hand-holding though he might be too shy to meet your gaze. 

Although you still argue a lot, you both feel secured that no matter how many fights you have, you still have each other’s backs and that nothing is more important than being with someone who knows you like no other. Expect froyo and bbq dates because you both love it too much. You just love being together too much!

You’re completely swept away by how effortlessly caring Itachi is. You often catch him looking at you. Whenever you catch him, he won’t even move his eyes away and he smiles instead. Ugh.

It’s like you want to ask him what his problem is but he’s just too captivating and you kind of actually likes it too. At first, you enjoy him bringing you your favorite foods, making sure you’re comfortable and giving you undivided attention whenever you tell him stories. However, it gets to a point when it bothers you. You  fear that he sees you like how he perceives his little brother. Are you just like a little sister for him?

When you finally asks him why he’s so kind to you and why he’s so concerned of you, you’re surprised to know that he just simply cares for you. Itachi simply loves having you around. He saw the same devotion he has for his loved ones in you and he values that a lot. He loves it whenever you two talk and how you’re just so full of life. You just bring out in him that nurturing and caring side that he only reserves for the people he loves.

As a couple, you both like to playfully debate. You also love his cooking and teases him a little bit for always trying to make sunnyside-ups perfect. Not to mention, he’s starting to become a dango master too. Also, you have this hotpot/yakiniku weekend which you always look forward to.

You love to listen and converse with each other and find it amazing how you can expand one topic in a broader view. With him, you fin comfort and warmth as you give him so much happiness and life.

A/N: Hello anon! As I’ve mentioned, that personality part describes me accurately. We’re so the same. It’s unbelievable but I believe it because we’re both Aries and somehow we’re one letter away from each other with me being an INTJ. I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoy writing this.  ♡

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Hi there, can you please do a Rebekah smutty abc’s??

Rebekah Mikaelson Smutty ABCs

A  = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Both dependent on her mood and who she slept with, Rebekah with either stand up and get dressed and leave, or stay, fall asleep with you and then make breakfast in the morning. If it’s just a one-night stand, she’ll leave. If she truly cares about you and she’s in a meaningful relationship with you, it’ll be the latter.

B = Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Rebekah’s favorite body part on herself is probably her chest. She knows how to dress to flaunt it and even if she’s not dressed to flaunt, she can flaunt it anyway. On her partner, she doesn’t really have a favorite. She loves everything on them. Their hair, their smile, their soft skin, their lips. Rebekah has struggled for love for a really long time so to have someone to hold close is really important to her, so she treasures everything about them.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Rebekah loves making her partners come. If it’s a female, she’ll eat them out for hours until they orgasm again and again. If it’s a male, she’ll do the same. Since vampires can’t procreate, she prefers her partner without a condom, so coming inside/on her is definitely a thing.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Probably has a knife kink. Likes cutting her partners and then drinking the blood from the wound. Oops.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

As an Original Vampire and a beautiful woman, it’s obvious that Rebekah has been around. She enjoys having sex and in return, she makes sure that her partners enjoy it as well. Rebekah definitely knows what she’s doing and she’s willing to teach her partners a thing or two.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

She loves being on top. Like come on.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

No. Rebekah is pretty passionate when it comes to sex. She’s not a particularly goofy person overall, especially when it comes to sex. She’ll lighten up if her partner is nervous, but she doesn’t become goofy and it’s part of her charm.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Rebekah keeps herself trimmed just so she can wear a bikini without embarrassment and she does daily self-care down there and yes, the carpet does match the drapes. ;)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Rebekah is incredibly intimate, even with people she’s having a one-night stand with. She will touch every inch and then touch it again. She will love you to death and give you the best night of your life and then make you beg for it again the next day.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Likely does so when she doesn’t want to have sex with someone else. Just to burn off steam or relieve some tension. That sort of thing. But sex is preferable.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Knife kink, blood kink, feeding kink.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Literally everywhere? Up against the wall. Check. In a bathroom? Check

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Her partner being moderately exposed, wearing anything cute or attractive. Consider her down and dirty.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Rape. Y know it’s gross. Also actually hurting her partner.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

She doesn’t really have a preference in giving or receiving. She loves both. 69ing is a hundred percent a thing and she’s definitely skilled.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

She tends to change up her pace depending on what her partner likes or what she’s feeling in the moment. If she’s feeling very intimate or vulnerable, she’s go slow and sensual. If she’s not, it’ll likely be fast and rough but she’ll def make it enjoyable.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Uh, she is a quickie queen ok. Give her Quickies all the time every day, all day. Like yes??

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

As long as her partner is okay with it, she is definitely game to experiment, but she does have limits (like actually hurting her partner or rape). Other than the really off-limit stuff, she would be willing to try anything and take any risks they wanted her to.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

I mean, she is an Original vampire so she can several times for several hours. Expect to be occupied for at least a day. You can make her last several days with edging/denial. ;)

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?

Rebekah definitely has a few vibrators and likely a dildo for masturbating (see masturbation headcanon), but she’s soooo down to use them on a partner, especially if they’re into it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Rebekah is a hella tease. She will tease you verbally, physically, etc but she will definitely make up for it. Like, she loves to talk a little dirty, show a little cleavage, tease you under the dinner table when she shouldn’t, that sort of thing, but when she finally gets you alone, she will literally give you orgasm after orgasm and not let you leave until you’re pleased.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Rebekah rly rly rly wants to use her toys on a partner, whether it’s during sex or foreplay or otherwise. It’s something she’s hella into and would really like to do.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Again, as an Original Vampire, this tends to be higher than an average human and since she doesn’t really do anything to burn it off (no, murder doesn’t count), it doesn’t have an outlet. So uh, yeah, high. Expect to get sexed up a lot.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

This would really depend on who she’s with. If she was just with a one-night-stand, she wouldn’t fall asleep at all. She’d dress and leave or kick them out (and then sleep or take a shower and then sleep). If she was with an intimate partner, she’d likely cuddle with them, engage in some pillow-talk (she loves it!!!) and then go to sleep. She’s not one to immediately fall asleep.

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@earthquakeofideas​ asked - pls may my lonely ass have a ship 🥺 i’m a girl w brown hair + blue eyes, glasses, and im kinda thicc and short. i rly like all things horror even tho i’m a huge chicken. i love to draw, and i also love indie music, and fashion. i’m also a vegetarian :-) i love reptiles and dogs. also, i’m a very empathetic person uwu! thank u bro 💕💗🥺🥰

Of course you can!  I am so sorry that this took so, so long!  Remote learning had really messed up my schedule (not that I really had one to begin with).  

I ship you with... 

Horace Somnusson!

I know this might sound strange, and I know that he is one of the younger wards of the loop, but let’s just assume that he’s a few years older!  I got a little carried away, so there’s a LOT of stuff under the cut

So you work at a small family owned boutique in a no-name town in Florida, it was one of those “My friend’s aunt who knows this lady, who’s sister-in-law owns this” kinda things

On one particular day, business was very slow, so you decided to listen to your own music through your earbuds instead of whatever trending pop music was playing over the intercom of the boutique today

You’re jamming out, folding some nice sweater, and hanging up dress on the “Sale! 10% Off” rack, so you don’t notice the bunch of people that walk in

You finally realize that they had walked into the store when you get a tap on your shoulder

You turn around to see a beautiful blond boy with impeccable fashion sense

I’d like to think that Horace gets quite a bit taller as he gets older so he’d kind of be staring down at you 

Hi miss!  Do you happen to have this dress shirt in a smaller size?  Wonderful blouse you have on there, truly quality craftsmanship.  Maybe a medium?  Or do you have any slimmer styles?

You were in awe of the style he had and the fact he had an elegant British accent, something very unusual for no-name town in Florida

Most guys that came in here were sent in by their girlfriend or wife with a picture of what they needed

This guy wore beautiful leather oxfords, exquisitely tailored slacks, and a button up that was probably nicer than a lot of the shirts in here

You had to look up at him to see his face (and he had a pretty nice one)

Oh, yeah, we actually have a few slimmer ones, they’re behind that display over there.

Responding to him makes you realize the group of people he’s with

There’s another boy older than the one you just helped, and one other boy that looks around the same age, he had almost cartoon-like bags under his eyes

There were two girls, one practically had fire in here eyes and one wore a quite tomboy outfit

Thanks, love!

“Love?” You thought to yourself, who calls someone they just met “Love”?  Is it a British thing?

You watched him walk over to the other side of the store and later helped him and his friends check out at the counter

You had an interesting conversation about cashmere versus alpaca wool while him and his friends payed for the clothes they picked out

The rest of the day, you kept the strange interaction in the back of your mind, wishing you had gotten his name

Once you had finished up closing the shop, you walked out, holding your sketchbook along with your other belongings and began locking the front door of the boutique

There was the sound of expensive shoes slapping against the pavement, but you didn’t think of it because there was always a bunch of rich kids running around this neighborhood

You turned around, only to see the boy from earlier running towards you and slam into you sending your sketchbook flying, papers floating in the air

They settled in the ground revealing your drawings of outfits and cute little reptiles

Oh my, oh dear, I am so sorry, so unbelievably sorry.  Let me help you pick these up, love

“Love? again?” you thought

He bent down and started to gather the pages that were strewn out all over the sidewalk

As the boy helped you pick up your sketches, he began to admire your sketches

These are quite superb!  I love this chameleon you have here!

You weren’t too sure on how to respond, you don’t even know why he ran into you in the first place!  Let alone his name!

Oh, you must be confused a bit on why I ran into you like a madman.  I truly am sorry, I was trying to get here before you closed the shop because, well, this must sound absurd, but I wanted to get your name.  I’m Horace by the way.  I just wanted to talk to you a bit more.

You were a little shocked, but you introduced yourself and the rest is history

You two started going out on the town as friends and it quickly evolved into something else

It wasn’t a surprise when he asked you to go on a real date with him

After a wonderfully planned date, he was walking you home when you both noticed that you were being followed

Millard, I know that you’re following us!  Please come out of the bushes so I can introduce you to her.  I figured this was going to happen sooner than later.  

When nothing stepped out of the bushes even though you heard the sound of rustling leaves

Horace introduced you to Millard, briefly going over the fact that he was invisible, something that seemed a lot more important to you than Horace apparently

I suppose I should explain the rest to you now shouldn’t I?

He took you to a large expensive house on the other side of town, where you were introduced to the rest of the gang

He explained the peculiardom to you, and told you what he could do

You were a little skeptical at first, but quickly realized that he wasn’t joking around

You guys were hanging out at your place when he fell asleep on the couch

This was after a mutual agreement to stop a horror film you guys were watching because of the antagonists’ mutated animal that would have given you both nightmares if you continued

At first Horace was just squirming a bit

Then he started to whimper and cry out for someone that you didn’t know

But you really understood what he was talking about when he shot up from the couch, eyes wide open and glossed over, not really focusing on anything

Oceans will rise to claim what was stolen from them, ashes will fall from the skies to punish the destructive, cities will burn in the name of greed,  after the fog lifts the only remnants will be of those who tried, we will be no longer, six-legged wings will devour us in the end

When he first started talking his voice sounded almost dreamy, but by the time he finished, he was shouting, his limbs flying everywhere, it was as if he was in physical pain, but it was only a dream

As soon as he stopped spewing out apocalyptic riddles, he slipped back into a restless sleep

You were so freaked out that you didn’t let him sleep for long, you woke him up and asked him what that whole thing was about

He told you that he didn’t remember anything he saw or said, and the ones he can’t remember barely every come true

You trusted Horace, so you relaxed and decided to put that horror film you stopped

It took a few scenes to remember why you had shut it off in the first place

Horace started taking a lot of naps at your place, he usually didn’t get a lot of sleep when he went to bed at night due to his visions

You weren’t aware how little sleep he was getting, oh the wonders of concealer 

Sleeping somewhere else didn’t stop the visions of seeing people he didn’t even know get in car accidents, get shot in a back ally, and many other worse things

He wanted to sleep wherever you were because when he would wake up in a cold sweat, he didn’t want to have to explain what he saw to Miss P, or answer Millard’s endless questions, or have to endure Enoch’s rude comments

He wanted to be with you

You would be there for him, if he wanted to talk, you would listen, if he wanted to just sit and think, you would be right next to him

He’d absolutely love your glasses!

He’d love picking out new frames with you

He’d search the whole store to find the perfect pair

And Horace would love to go shopping with you because let’s be real here, Horace is the only peculiar with any fashion sense whatsoever

Do you know happy he would be to have a conversation about fashion with someone who knows what he’s talking about

He would totally buy you outfits at completely random times for absolutely no reason

I just saw this and I knew that you would look spectacular in it, even though you look spectacular in everything under the sky, love

Did I mention that he calls you “love” all the time?

Well, he does and refuses to call you anything else

He has you in his phone (assuming he gets one when he’s out of the loop) as Love

Just Love

When he finds out that you’re vegetarian, he goes on a vegetarian kick himself

He learns a bunch of vegetarian recipes to cook for you guys

And the dishes he cooks taste so  g o o d

Horace totally revamps his own diet to match yours and is the most supportive boyfriend ever

Enoch makes fun of him a lot for it

Horace is would be an amazing boyfriend

I didn’t realize how long I made this!! I hope that you like them and I am so sorry that it took me so long to get to this!  I hope that it was worth the wait!

[after-lauhgter]

Hey dude, I really like your music taste so do all the music questions that you didn't already answer 🌚

OK DUDE HERE THEY COME (except 1,6 & 14) ... ok lets do number 1 again  What's a song you've been listening to a lot lately? as the world caves in by Matt Maltese, if I get high by nothing but thieves, and literally anything off waterparks’ new live album, that thing makes me feel so ALIVE bc like LIVE MUSIC  Is there an album you recently discovered and are obsessed with it now? well waterparks live in the uk obviously but if the last 6 months count as recently, then the new abnormal by the strokes. its... absolutely breathtaking. I don't have words. 0 words. except these dudes know what the fuck they’re doing. and then I found the devil and god are raging inside me by brand new and jeeesus. literally Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ was my most played song in 2020 AS IT SHOULD BE bc its EVERYTHING this album is THE SHIT. every song is just *chef kiss* like there's limousine (omg limousine) and you won't know and not the sun and AHH listen to these albums omg  Put your playlist on shuffle and show the first 10 songs. No cheating. i assume “your playlist” means all my saved songs so Topography by Civilian (pls go listen its SO great) Na Na Na by mcr yees issa classic  Du schreibst Geschichte by Madsen omg geeerman  just saying by EDEN (pretty pretty pretty) Westerland von den Ärzten another classic  letdown by nothing,nowhere. sad but the good kind of sad  The Man by the killers making fun of toxic masculinity gives me LIFE  Graffiti by CHVRCHES YES  and death stranding by CHVRCHES too YES SO GOOD simmer by Hayley Williams, a queen  How do you tend to discover new music? If you do at all of course I do enjoy what Spotify suggests, like my weekly mix brought a lot of bops in the past, although sometimes it just sucks lets be real. I also like the artist- or album-radio, when I wanna find something similar to an album but not the album.  and another thing I lovvve is when artists I like recommend music, for example, have you seen dallon weekes instagram stories? THE TASTE? bc yes, someone who writes music like that MUST have a superior taste in music and he fucking does. 

What app do you mostly use to listen to music? Spotify :) Is there an artist that you feel ashamed of listening too? I can't think of anyone so probably not  What is your favorite album cover art? omg. I have to go with more than one. so there's where the mind wants to go/where you let it go by I the mighty, one of my favorite albums of all time, and I'm going to say it how it is, I LIKE THE COLORS. the blue-ish imagine with the red omg. look at it pls.  Also fandom by waterparks looks SO COOL. again the COLORS  and I love the art for Isola by Kent.  I recently discovered you wouldn't believe what privilege costs by civilian and I think that cover is pretty cool too.  well and then there's petals for armor by Hayley Williams, the cover art is so fucking powerful Jesus I get goosebumps just thinking about it. in case you don't know about it, long story short: there's been a lot of shit going on in Hayleys life in the past. relatable imo. then they made after laughter and its been like u know what fuck it we’ll just laugh and dance through the pain. together. and I LOVED the vibe omg it gave me so much. but for Hayley it kinda postponed REALLY dealing with shit. she came home from touring with AL and she also got divorced during the AL era and everything's shit and out of all that came petals for armor. and in it she reclaims femininity, being alone, being powerful, being a women, everything. and ah yeah we were talking about the cover art, the cover is her, having a line of squares on her face, three of these squares are tattooed on her fingers though bc its where her ex husbands initials used to be that she got covered up. WHAT A MOVE. THE POWER.  (if anyone is interested in hearing Hayley talking about/explaining all this, I really recommend watching her interview with zane Lowe. its SO GOOD basically free therapy) How much did your parents influence your music taste? a. lot. my dad listened to a lot of “dad rock” you may call it, I guess a lot of dads listened to stuff similar to this. Deep Purple, the police, simple minds, Green Day, Billy Talent, the scorpions and things like that. what influenced me the most tho was the beatsteaks (german band, very good), die Ärzte (german band, very good) and LAST BUT NOT LEAST the fricking blues brothers. my favorite movie (not the 2000 remake, go watch that in hell where it belongs), a great, charismatic band, unbelievable live performances. very big WOW from me.  Do you own any vinyl? don't get me started omg. I DO. I wish I could take a photo but my records are at my parents house so ill just name my favorites.  -after laughter and brand new eyes by paramore -violent things by the brobecks and their song boring on 7inch (this is very rare ok) -razzzzmatazzz by idkhow in gold :) -may death never stop you by mcr (my first one, I bought it first and then bought a record player for it, that's how it started lol) -omg the black parade is dead by mcr, this was never available on vinyl until record store day 2019 (?) and I hunted that bitch like idek what it was insane but I found a super cute small record store and the owner didn't have copies of it bc NOBODY DID but he fucking CALLED THE LABEL even though it was way too late and he asked if they'd send him a copy and THEY DID I FUCKING OWE THIS MAN  -and omg Isola by Kent (in Swedish tho bc the English version was never pressed on vinyl) this was intense. I searched for like 2 weeks and then, on google results page 8 or something, I found what could've been the only copy on the damn internet and it was very expensive but its MINE NOW -my signed vertigo vinyl by EDEN, its clear and on side D it doesn't have music but a little message engraved it the vinyl IT IS CUTe -Placebos MTV unplugged! I am so I love with this album. SO. in love. and one day, when I was in Berlin to see palaye royale, back when we had concerts, I walked by a random record store and they have like 4 records left bc they were closing or idk and the only one displayed in the window was this one. tell me about FATE  Do you own any cds? not many. sometimes when im at the store and I see ones I know or like, I just buy them and put them in me moms car bc I want her to listen to them. or when I find a cd by a smaller artist I enjoy, I buy it just to push the nachfrage. HI i am HERE and I WANT this music  Is vinyl really better than listening on a digital device? im not gonna be that middle aged white male audiophile that hates on our generation for using Spotify. bc its great. I think its just different. I mean im sorry I don't carry my record player on the bus with me, pls forgive me for using my phone? having immediate access to most of the music that is out there? wow. what a concept. I love the internet. YES TECHNOLOGY. but. vinyls are... different. I feel likes its a different kind of listening. I feel like youre rly LISTENING. and that way isn't better, or right, and im not saying it works like this for everyone. but when I put a record on, my only activity at that moment is listening to music, I sit down and I listen. to the entire album. so skips and no pauses, bc that's how it works. and I think that sometimes, that can do a lot for you. if you let it.  and besides that, physically owning a record makes me happy on a level nothing else really does. fuck I love music so much and when I fall in love with it, I fall hard. and then owning a copy of it, something I can touch, something that is MINE, putting it in my little shelf, looking at it every few days and just being in love? fantastic feeling.  What is a genre of music that you tend to go to for comfort? sad shit. I feel like I can get great comfort from the sad shit. or maybe just slow shit. and songs that mean a lot to me and have been around me for some time, they have this other level of comfort. like for Emma, forever ago by bon iver for example. I have a playlist, maybe I'll reblog this again and link it ;) Do you tend to like poppy upbeat songs, or more intricate and interesting songs? both. sometimes I wanna have complicated stuff and analyze the shit out of lyrics and instrumentation, sometimes I just wanna v i b e If you have a favorite band or artist, tell us about how you got into them I liked paramore before but when they posted the video of them performing last hope at reading? it was over. when Hayley sang the bridge it was over. now im a die hard fan and I never looked back Is there a song that came out this year that you like? maybe after reading all this shit you expected a list but somehow I can't. where do u even start. but the answer is definitely yes.  THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING I COULD GO ON FOR DAYS 

[chngbok]

I hit 2k a while ago now 2.2k im terrible and I never said thank you!! I didn’t want to open requests again as I’m terrible with following through on them so!! I settled with saying thank you to those who I’ve really come to appreciate + love ♥

@linos-teeth

someone who words just don't do justice (teeth fetishist might work).  you’ve been there longer than anyone and followed me through my many many different phases + blogs and that was all thanks for dai fucking up just a little bit (the one time I’ll thank a buggy game Bioware I owe you my life). you’re there for me whenever I wanna talk about shit, be it me complaining or me ranting (and more complaining) OR us taking a stupid one-liner from woojin and turning it into a 50 chapter long fic that’s 6 months old now!! we built a little home on discord with our all too fancy server for just the two of us, but dude your my best friend and I love you + all the weird shit that happens + all the fucking things we’ve made together. you’ve seen me at my worst and you were there when I lost others so,,, I know I say it a lot but!! I love you!! you’re my world and you meana lot to me!! you’re my best browse ~

@changbiinnbutspookier

Kirra, my idiot, my bitch, my rat, my Minecraft girlfriend. you’re an absolute dick but you mean well. You’ve made me laugh a whole lot and that means a lot because I’m normally alone a lot of the time,,, but calling with u almost all summer (literally) was amazing + we were talking most of the day and it gave me a lot to do and we fucking watched ooos which,,, im still getting over btw + that just,,,,,,,,,,, was a fuck fest tbh. You’re silly and fun but you’re also super good at? expressing ur words,,, n u know when to be serious and u care a whole lot about a bunch of things and u take 0 shit from people and all that's really good and cool and just? you’re a very like,,,, functional idiot who I love a lot ok. and I know i legit never say it bc 1) u don't give me a chance with all fo the kissy noises and 2) Im a shit friend and scared to say that stuff out loud but!! I do!! i cherish you a lot and you made me really happy this summer so!! thank you. 

@hauntedfelix

luna!! my angel!!!! you are a literal guardian angel please dont fight me on this for once.  It’s really? shocking to see how close we’ve gotten so quickly and I don't know,,, I know im a pretty open person but you’re one of the easiest people to talk to. you’ve let me talk about shit and it’s helped a lot and we have a lot of fun + ur really cute >:c *ok the rest of this is written after the thing oops* but!! to continue,,, u know how much u mean to me now lmao. you always keep me thinking ‘straight’ + know when to tell me that I’m being a lil stupid + u just have all these cute lil things u do!! (like ur folder of me being stupid,,,, cute shit) I’ve said a lot to you recently s o i dont wanna start sounding to repetative and I DO NOT wanna count how many times i said cute just now i d k. but you’re my shining star 🌙🧡☀️👭 you mean a lot to me and I’m glad we have eachother.

@glowsvt

Grace!! my sweet starlight, the nations wonderful, caring and ‘patient’, gaurdian angel. now I’m really shit with words compared to you,, it’s pretty obvious looking at this post,,, so I’m sorry for not being able to express how I feel very well!! but!! you!!! are so damn sweet and supportive. You have so much love to give and I’m just happy that I can be around to see and receive some of it. you have such a way with words and its really nice to see that you use them in such wonderful ways. You take every chance you get to make someone feel better and you’re always there for me when I’m pissed or in need of cheering up. You’re such a thoughtful person and I only wish you’d see, that you too, are worthy of all that you give out. You’re even willing to help me with my korean which is really really nice as I’m super slow to learn (oops) but!! u just want to do the best for everyone you love n thats super nice to see!! I love u a whole lot ok!! you’re amazing.

and also thank you to my other friends that I dont speak to as much as I’d like to!! @littlefallenrebel Sophie, it’s almost been a year since we’ve been friends and thats legit crazy. You were one of the first friends I made when starting to make gifs and all that so thank you for putting up with me this long. You’re really good with your art, even if u dont see that!! + I’ll never get over the changbin u did for my birthday. You’re funny + have a thing for small rappers + ur the kindest when it comes to letting me spill things so thank u!. @seungjin-chan Blake!! my writer friend,,,, I seriously admire your writing (apart from the unreadable chapter in cherry and peter + but I KNOW THATS STILL WELL WRITTEN FROM FRIENDS OK) u rly try so much with your writing and seeing u doubt urself is SILLY bc UR AN AMAZING WRITER and all ur aus are so creative and cute + all the little details are amazing.... also ur reaction memes are iconic and I always know what you’ll react to me stupidity with + u always wanna hear about my aus which like!! thank u ur my outlet + spoiler partner SKU GUYS @hoodiehan @00hj @kkvmi + @glowsvt , @hauntedfelix again!! u guys!! u make keeping up with skz + the great anons fun. you all do so much work and I’m really glad that Stay have u guys doing the most for them!! even with how busy u all are + everyone on sku that I dont talk to as much (you all do the best and it’s again, wonderful to see u all helping stay + trying to help with how chaotic skz are)

and now!! (it’s almost over I promise) a tiny follow forever.

NATRUALLY!! everyone already mentioned!! + (I’ll only do the skz blogs I follow + love a whole lot :c )

@realstraykids @devilhan @arqueritefrost @hanjisungz @mirror-mv @ifbin @skzleton @seungminsmile @bhubblemilk @abcdskz @seoschangbin @vampirewoojinnie @bamgchan @kittylixie @skzulls @chimneycloud @stray-kids @bellzy-loves-skz @hauntjin @prodskz

[hamdontlook]

No thoughts head empty

Pepe:

- he doesn't like being alone and that's part of why he shares the house with Bob and they are always together (they are best friends but like.. Pepe doesn't have much "me" time because if he spends days without being with someone it affects his mind a Lot. He needs to learn to be alone basically- but that doesn't mean he needs to remove that part of him. Jefa is super good for him because they are kinda free spirited and kinda just appears when they feel like it but since they enjoy being with Pepe it happens a Lot). At first Jefa thought he was just clingy but slowly they realize what's up- tho they found cute at the begging that part of him, being so social.

- after some time he stops smoking so much in front of them so they don't catch second hand smoking even though Jefa tells him it's okay, they don't mind but still he worries about their health (i mean this is just being a nice person towards other human being but being so insistent about not damaging the other person just because you choose to smoke and stuff that's cool)

- he asks Bob (he's a photographer and I haven't shown this part of him yet AJDJKDD someday when I'm not so focused on these two), well, he asks him to take a sneaky pic of him and Jefa someday because he would like to have A Nice Pic Of Them For No Reason™

- when they are relaxing and napping (Jefa Big time Napper) Pepe can't rly fall asleep so he starts realizing the freckles they have and start counting them or even paint on them. This ends up in the situation that Pepe just happens to stare at Jefa while they sleep

- he starts feeling insecure because he doesn't get the reason why Jefa keeps appearing and hanging out with him besides smooching (like after Let's Call It Adult Smooching ™) and he doesn't think he's that great and doesn't realize Jefa actually cares about him. This ends up making the situation of him being more cold towards them because he's a poopy head who doesn't TALK or COMMUNICATE i stg

- after sorting out that whole thing up there, Pepe confronts Feelings™ slowly and when hes upset he does this thing where he just hugs them from behind and puts his face on the shoulder trying to cry (this sounds dramatic af but it's not that deep lmao sometimes you just need to Try To Cry because ur heart is constipated). When this happens it's not that often so it always catches Jefa off guard and they are like "hhhhh hug💜" (ay dios ay dios mIo)

Jefa

- when people ask Pepe if he's not cold Jefa is like "he's from the north of course he's not cold lmao" but they will always carry a jacket or scarf or gloves for him (LOVE LANGUAGE YALL)

- they make these sculptures and stuff for Pepe (there was a whole comic going on explaining this) and when they see something cool that Pepe might like, they take a photo and have like an "inspo" folder to try to make it later for Pepe

- they want to brush Pepe's hair and touch his head but doesn't know how to tell him without making it weird so they end up doing like a joke or something to end up having their hands on his head sjsj

- they are EMBARRASSED about the fact that they like Pepe (when they FINALLY realize because this takes a Long While™ way longer than Pepe). This is actually shitty from them because they happen to not have taken him seriously after a while of slowly knowing him but it's always been like "pfft this is just some stupid dude nothing to worry about" and well He's this whole person with lots of undiscovered strengths who happens to have a different way of thinking and stuff (besides him Actually being a dummy let's face it) but like yonoe. Afterwards Jefa is embarrassed to have thought so poorly of him like he doesn't deserve that either

- Jefa has a huge breakdown one day and Pepe is like dw ill take you somewhere and they take the bus in a 1 hour trip and end up in a ?? Field?? Idk the word rn and I'm not switching apps to check it out but basically a place full of trash and he's like "ok, break stuff" and they are like "do you break stuff when you are sad or something?" And he's like "what?? No. I take some cool stuff from here for my house but you look like you would want to beat the shit out of something". So this is probably not a Good coping mechanism but idk I think it's interesting for them to have this convo and Pepe thinks of what could be good for Jefa in a situation of anger or sadness, not something he would do because they are so different. So yeah Jefa starts breaking stuff and Pepe is just like ":)" in the background searching for a new table akdbakdjd

- Jefa is so fucking annoying with series and tv shows to watch and they don't shut up about it and at first Pepe was "forced" to watch a few but later he starts watching any new thing Jefa gets into so they have something to talk about and because he's enjoys talking with them about these silly things (LOVE. LanguaGE.)

Both

- After a while, they get used to always sleeping and cuddling together so when they are sleeping alone they don't feel as comfy as they used to (not like it's not comfy but. Now hits different)

- sometimes when they are each of them on their own they happen to randomly think about the other person and wonder what they are up to or what are they doing right now

- both of them in the begging had crushes on different people (even if it's a Strong one or a silly one) and then they listened to songs about love and stuff they would think about their old crush. Welp now they find themselves thinking about each other and they don't know what to do with that sjbfkfnd (still they haven't noticed they have a thing for the other)

- when they Realize™ (each of them in a different rythm) they are SO scared of messing up their actual relationship or the development of those feelings because they dont want to fuck up what they have right now and want to play it safe. Also they would be so embarrassed about the others reaction

- Pepe teaches Jefa to accept their failures and failed projects because Jefa is obsessed with always being right or be Good at whatever they do because of fear of failure and insecurities and hipocresy and etc. Meanwhile, Jefa teaches Pepe that his emotions and feelings are important and bottling up is not a Good Thing. They also insist on Pepe to fight for his dreams and objectives (the pilot thing for example- maybe he doesn't end up being a pilot but he discovers he's good and likes to be in charge of the towers in the airport that gives directions to the planes or something, or even the dude with the lights)

- they start having inside jokes between them and showing themselves laugh more between each other and Bob and Rodney even notice and Rodney in specific since Jefa has been hiding from him all this is like "..wait hold on wait a damn second-"

- they start telling anecdotes and stories to Rodney and Bob (Rodney - Jefa ; Bob - Pepe) of each other. Bob just thinks they are partners (which they aren't yet) without saying a word which leads to misunderstandings and Rodney is like " dude. Ur crushing" and Jefa is like NO!!!! WHAT THE FUCK NO??!!

- one day they just start making out but it's all romantic and stuff and they don't know what to do with this because it's like a Different Setting- i feel like a teen writing all this stuff dbslsnfl my past 15 old self is like YeaaA finally I'm making some juicy oc shipping for myself. Anyways they end up cuddling and it's soft. And now I might be just sad about past relationships lmao let's move on

- when ordering food Pepe is So Fucking Slow because he reads EVERYTHING in the menu and I can't stress this enough EVERYTHING and Jefa being just A Nervous Being decides what to eat under a minute because if they don't they die. So this one day they are giving shit to Pepe saying JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY and when the waiter comes they tell Jefa the thing they want to order isn't available rn so Jefa just enters a panic state and orders anything random at the spot. The food arrives and Jefa's thing is Not Good and they ask Pepe if he can give them some of his food and he's like yea can u give me some of yours and idk this is just wholesome funni stuff I wanted to make a comic for but I guess I forgot and now I'm just translating this lmao

- they spend one night in jail I don't know how they just do maybe it's because of disturbance in public late at night we will never know. Anyways they make a scene in jail

-" IS it okay if I cuddle with u"... (They do) (one of them sneezes into the others back and fills their t shirt with the sneeze and the other is like EW WHAT THE FUCK)

- Jefa finds notes and books of pilot school stuff and asks Pepe about it. At first he wants to hide it but Jefa is High-key Annoying and he ends up telling them. They proceed to have an intense conversation. They joke about how Pepe doesn't qualify for the thing but he has extended knowledge about how planes work and what's needed (he did bad in the exams because of his insecurities getting in the way but he would have done great if he had faith in himself) and they later joke about how Jefa is just the opposite, people put too much pressure in them being good and stuff so they just said fuck it and only does stuff in their specific way alone or does nothing.

- they are hanging out really late at night inside the house and see that it starts snowing so they go out to play in the snow in their pajamas. Robin starts screaming that whoever is out there doing that much noise, to stop. They proceed to hide laughing about that whole thing a lot (tender moment. Tender). The next morning there's a bunch of snowman next to pepe's house and it's. Super cute aight..

- one day Rodney goes to Jefa's place and he opens their wardrobe because he's just like That™ trying to find something he gave to Jefa a while ago but ends up finding pepe's clothes which he recognizes (like a sweater or a t shirt) and when he asks them about it they are a super shitty liar not knowing what explanation to do and ends up saying "haha it's just a prank I hate him so I'm pranking him". And rodney, who is , not a dumbass is like "...ah..okay..."

[deadmancrawling]

babysitting with cal

ummmm hello ha! so i have a lil something inspired by the conversation i had with my friend jules, so everyone say THANK YOU JULES!!! this is rly soft n cute and i don’t have a playlist but one song i do reference in here is Dive by Ed Sheeran so... do with that what you want.

pairing: readerxcal

word count: 2.2k

summary: you and calum agree to babysit mali’s daughters for the weekend

rating: PG

warnings: super soft and super cute uncle!cal

           “So,” Calum says, approaching you as you sit on the couch of your shared home. “Mali called, and she’s going to San Francisco for the weekend, and needs someone to watch the kids.”

You raise your eyebrows, looking at your boyfriend cautiously.

“So are you going to watch them?” You ask. He plops down next to you and rests his head in your lap.

“We are going to watch them.” Calum smirks, looking up at you. “She’ll be here in about fifteen minutes.”

“You’re a sucker for those kids, huh?” You chuckle, running your fingers through his hair.

You look down at him, his eyes closed and a smile forming across his lips. “I love them more than I love y–” He cuts himself off before finishing that sentence.

You chuckle and bend down, kissing his lips before getting off of the couch and begin cleaning the house.

Calum gets up a few moments later, helping you clean as well, making sure Mali’s youngest wouldn’t be able to get into anything she shouldn’t.

Duke lays in his spot near the back door where the sun hits just right, careful not to get in the way of the two of you, as you clean.

“They’re here!” Calum exclaims, the excitement in his voice making you excited.

Duke begins barking like crazy and Calum opens the door, letting Duke race to Mali’s car, greeting his sister and her two daughters with a bunch of licks.

“Duke!” Mali’s oldest, Callie, named after Calum, screeches as she unbuckles her car seat and leaps out of the car, hugging her uncles dog.

“No love for your uncle?” Calum pouts, crossing his arms over his chest and looking at Callie.

“Uncle Cal!” Callie exclaims, jumping up and running into her uncles arms.

You walk over to Mali, helping her grab her youngest, Bennett, who you lovingly call Bennie, and walking them into the house to get settled in.

“Thank you guys so much for watching them this weekend.” Mali states, setting the girls stuff down in our guest room.

“It’s no problem, you know Cal and I are always a phone call away.” You smile.

“I’m so grateful he has you, you know. You two are good for each other.” Mali remarks, and you feel yourself blush a bit.

“I’m grateful for him too.” You smile.

You and Mali walk out of the room, greeted by the sight of Calum and Callie playing the floor is lava – the two of them jumping on the love seats.

“Callie,” Mali says, looking at the small brunette. “You be good okay? If you need anything, have Uncle Cal or Aunt (y/n) call me, okay?”

“Yes Mum.” Callie draws on.

Mali gives Callie and Bennett a kiss on the cheek, and Calum pauses the game of the floor is lava to hug his sister goodbye.

“Don’t worry, we’ll take good care of them, Mal.” Calum reassures his sister.

“No one will end up in the hospital.” You chime in, making the three of you giggle.

“Thank you. I love you both. Call me if you need anything.” Mali says, giving you a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

The four of you see Mali out to her uber, waving goodbye until she’s out of eye sight.

“So, Lil Cal, what do you want to do?” Calum asks, looking at Callie.

“Can we have a pizza party?” Callie asks, her eyes lighting up with excitement.

“Oh, we can have more than just a pizza party. What if we go to Planet Pizza!” Calum exclaims. “So much pizza! So many games! So much fun for the four of us to have!” He’s tickling Callie’s sides and she’s shrieking with joy.

“And snow cones?!”

“So many snow cones you’re gonna be sick.”

“Cool.” Callie mimics Calum’s demeanor when she says that, the two of them so alike that if you didn’t know any better, you’d assume they were father and daughter.

“What do you say, Bennie? Do you want to go to Planet Pizza?” Calum asks, taking the eleven month old from your arms and kissing her forehead. She coos and smiles at him before you go get the car keys for Mali’s car, and you head to Planet Pizza.

*

“How long is Mummy going to be away?” Callie asks you, as the four of you go get your snow cones from the stand.

“You’re going to be with us the entire weekend.” You smile, looking down at her.

She’s a spitting image of her mother – same brown eyes, same nose and cheekbones.

“I’m so excited!” Callie remarks, grabbing on to my hands.

You order your snow cones and take them back to the table, Bennie in her high chair, Callie next to you, and Calum all by himself on the other side.

“Lil Cal, why are you leaving me all by myself!” Calum asks before taking a bite of his snow cone.

“Because me and (y/n) are best friends!” Callie responds, sticking her tongue out.

“I’m… So… Hurt… How… Could… This… Happen…” Calum feigns heartbreak, staring at your niece sitting next to you.

“Aunt (y/n), Uncle Cal is being dramatic again.” Callie giggles, cuddling into you and you roll your eyes as you look at your boyfriend.

“Me? Dramatic? Lil Cal, you’re the one being dramatic.” Calum retorts, making eye contact with the four year old.

Callie giggles and finishes her snow cone before the four of us head back to our car.

*

“Bennie, leave me alone!” Callie screams from the living room.

Calum’s in the bathroom drawing a bath for the girls, and you’re keeping an eye on them as you sit on the couch.

Bennie is learning how to walk, and she’s grabbing on to Callie’s shirt for balance, but Callie is not having it.

“Bennie, please? We can hold hands instead.” Callie sighs, pleading with the ten month old. “Come on, I’ll show you how to walk.”

Callie grabs Bennie’s hand, and you watch as the two of them begin taking slow steps with one another. You can’t help but grab your phone to record the moment, it’s just too cute to ignore.

“Girls, are you ready for your bath?” Calum asks from the bathroom, and you follow the two girls into the bathroom where Calum is waiting for them.

Calum made sure there were extra bubbles, but not too many, because Bennie gets scared when there’s too many, you and Calum learned the hard way.

You take a seat on the bathroom counter and watch as Calum and the girls play with the bubbles.

Callie keeps taking bubbles and placing them under Calum’s chin, making him have a bubble beard, and then she places some on Bennie’s head, giving her a bubble hat.

“Bennie look!” Callie exclaims, and once she’s got her younger sisters attention, you watch as Callie blows bubbles out of her hand in the opposite direction, as to not get the bubbles in the baby’s face.

You can hear Calum quietly humming along to a song as he clears the bubbles off of his chin before he begins to wash Bennie’s hair for her.

“I like it when you sing, Uncle Cal.” Callie smiles as she puts the conditioner in her hair. “You sound like an angel.”

“I bet you say that to everyone who sings in front of you.” Calum chuckles, rinsing Bennie’s hair.

“Callie’s got a point, babe.” You tell him.

Calum looks over at you and smiles one of his genuine smiles – the big one where his eyes crinkle, and he blows you a kiss. “I love you.”

You catch the kiss and place it on your cheek. “I love you most.”

Once Calum is done rinsing Bennie off, you wrap her in a towel and give her a kiss on the nose, causing her to laugh and smile. Calum also grabs Callie and wraps her in a towel, picking her up and holding her.

“We got to do the ritual.” Calum tells you, and the two of them stop in front of the mirror, looking at their reflections. “Play the song, babe.”

You grab your phone and begin playing Dive by Ed Sheeran, and the two of them begin their little routine; swaying to the beat and taking turns singing the words out loud.

Calum looks into Callie’s eyes, singing along, “I could live, I could die, hanging by the words you say”, and you feel your heart melt as she giggles and throws her head back.

He then walks over to you, singing the song to you and making sure you join in.

“So don’t call me baby unless you mean it. Don’t tell me you need me, if you don’t believe it.”

You being to sing along as well, making eye contact with your boyfriend from time to time, singing to Bennie in your arms and making faces at Callie as you sing.

The bathroom is filled with voices, Bennie trying to sing along with you guys, causing you and Calum to laugh at her cuteness.

When the song ends, you take the girls into the guest room and get them ready for bed. They’re going to sleep in the bed with you and Calum, that happens every time the girls come over, but the two of you wouldn’t have it any other way.

“I’m going to make Bennie’s bottle, I’ll be right back.” Calum states, kissing your forehead.

You and the girls walk into your shared bedroom with Calum, Callie laying next to you and Bennie sitting up in your lap.

“Aunt (y/n)?” Callie asks, gaining your attention. “When are you and Uncle Calum going to have a baby?”

The question takes you by surprise, Callie had never asked this question before, to you at least.

“What made you ask a question like that, Lil Cal?” You ask her, raising your eyebrows.

“Well, I have cousins on my dad’s side, but none on mummy’s. I know Uncle Cal loves me and Bennie a lot, but I also think he wants his own baby.”

You give your niece a kiss on the head and sigh. “I don’t know Callie. When the time is right, we’ll have one, and you and Bennie will be the first to know!”

“Yes!” Callie cheers, wrapping her arms around you in a hug.

Calum walks back into the room and takes Bennie so you can get changed into your PJ’s. When you walk back out, you see Callie holding Bennie’s hands and Calum sitting on the floor near your closet, holding Bennie’s bottle.

“What’s going on?” You ask, grabbing your phone and sitting next to Calum.

“We’re going to see if she can walk to you!” Callie exclaims.

“Okay, baby B, come over here!” Calum says.

Callie lets go of Bennie’s hand as you press record, and you see her begin to take her steps.

“Come on, Bennie! Go, go, go!” Callie cheers her sister on, watching as she takes little steps towards you and Calum.

A few seconds later, Bennie is almost to Calum, holding her arms out to steady herself as she walks three more steps to her uncle, and then collapses in his lap.

Calum turns to face you and you see the tears in his eyes – he’s beaming at the fact that you’ve both witnessed not only Callie’s first steps, but Bennie’s too, and the joy he’s feeling right now could only be compared to how he felt when the band won their Grammy.

“You did it, Bennie!” Calum says, giving his niece a kiss on the cheek.

Duke comes running into the room and begins licking Callie’s arm as she sits down, and Callie begins telling him all about Bennie’s first steps.

You and Calum stand up, and Calum crawls into the bed. Callie crawls into the spot next to him on the edge, Bennie is propped up on his arm and drinking her bottle, and Duke gets up and rests near Calum’s feet.

You walk to the bathroom to take off your makeup, thinking about how lucky you are to be with someone who loves his nieces so much.

Walking out and looking at the bed, Callie is cuddled up into Calum’s side and already fast asleep, and Bennie is laying on his chest, her bottle resting between Calum’s armpit.

You walk over to the bed and hop in and turn on Trolls (it’s the girls’ favorite movie to fall asleep to), and cuddle into the Calum once you move the bottle on to the stand next to your bed.

“You’re so good with them.” You mumble, kissing Calum’s cheek.

“Yeah?” Calum smiles, looking over at you.

“Oh, definitely.” You say. You quiet your voice down to a whisper. “It’s kind of sexy. You know…”

Calum raises an eyebrow at you, curious to know where this conversation is going. “What are you thinking?”

“It’d be even sexier if you were a dad instead of just an uncle.” You smirk.

“How about we make that fantasy a reality once the girls leave huh?” Calum says.

“Good.” You say.

You kiss his face all over before cuddling into him, resting your arm over Bennie and holding Callie’s hand, falling into sleep easily.

Calum takes one last look around him and smiles, falling asleep surrounded by his favorite girls.

[gaydinobots]

swooplock!!!

THANK U im gonna just. do every category because i havent talked abt them in a hot minute so obviously! its time to go ham

under a read more because wow. wow this is so long. im so sorry 

their first impressions 👁swoop thinks grim is pretty hot but to be fair. thats a fact. i think he respects grim just because grimlock is like. strong. he would want to know him more he feels like theyd vibe. grimlock thinks swoop seems fun, no special feeling or anything. hes drawn to him a lil but not because of looks (if anything hed find swoop more cute in a weird, ‘this persons objectively not attractive but i cant stop noticing them’ kind of way) . basically they like each others vibes 

their first date 🕯i think i made a joke tweet a long time ago that theyd probably have a date in a junkyard or something as their first date BUT tbh. i think they probably did go to like…a bar for their first date!! swoop drinks more than he can handle to impress grimlock and even tho grim tells him to lay off he thinks its cute hes trying so hard (grimlock pays for Everything) 

their first kiss 💋THINKING ABT THIS MAKES ME EMBARRASSED OH MY GOD………..ok swoop initiates the kiss impulsively, it probably happened on one of their first dates, and he didnt think much of it. grimlock thought abt it a lot longer than he expected to (it all worked out in the end)  

an inside joke they share 🃏they make fun of slug getting mistaken for a heterosexual by every lesbian he knows…………i think swoop would probably bring up anything dumb grimlock has said too but u see grimlock loves him so he just laughs it off 

a recurring fight they get into ⛈they dont rly fight fight because max dinos 3 proves swoop can only stay mad at grimlock for all of 5 whole minutes. i think they fight over grimlock getting too overprotective when they were starting out but theyve been together long enough to like. be more mature abt handling it!! 

their love languages 💞i think grimlocks highest one would be touch!! idk why im attached to affectionate touchy grim but i feel like he just likes to hold his partners….whether its straight up cuddling or just a casual hand slung over a shoulder. swoop is more of a quality time kind of guy!! i dont think they rly do gift giving often BUT theyre do a lot of nice stuff for each other instead. grimlock also rly isnt into like. verbal affection as much as swoop is. swoop is verbal abt his affection but isnt big on being complimented himself. 

how they feel about pda 🌹swoop LOVES pda because hes dramatic and likes to show off sometimes. he needs everyone to know he loves his wonderful bf and show him off!! grimlock isnt so big on the public part but he indulges swoop anyway + he likes being affectionate - its a win/win for him either way

their favorite things about one another ⭐️grimlock clearly has a type for airheads hgkdsf but for real i think he does love how cheerful and upbeat swoop is!! he likes how impulsive swoop can be too because it means he cant predict what he’ll do next….so he’ll find something new to love when he doesnt expect it 😳 (maybe im being a bit mushy here. whos going to stop me? no one thats what) i dont think swoop ever rly put thought into his favourite trait of grimlock or hed just give a superficial answer about it. but his favourite part about grimlock is his more compassionate side + i think he also likes how grim doesnt. particularly care what other people think of him! he thinks grimlock can be rly sweet and is maybe a little proud of the fact hes one of the few ppl that actually get the Whole Grim Experience 

how they would adapt for one another 🍂swoop has to slow down a lil bit for grimlock! he’s naturally high energy which can be overwhelming for grim, so when swoop realises this he starts to make sure that grim can keep up w/ him. he also does try to take things more seriously cause i feel like hed view his whole thing w/ grim as being casual up until a certain point. grimlock on the other hand definitely tries to be more attentive to swoop. grim is naturally just. not rly receptive to people but when he decides someone is worth the effort he goes ALL IN. hes not the best listener or anything but he does try his best to be interested! even if its for little things.

their favorite celebrations 🎃dinobots collective anniversary because they all decided to just lump up their anniversaries into one nice day + slash’s birthday !!!!!!! i think swoop would also like. get jokingly into knowing different species celebration days but he doesnt rly care much for the meanings

their domestic rituals 💆what intricate rituals do they do………………………i mean they WERE separated for most of post war so they dont rly have much material to go off of. i guess fighting is a good bonding activity w/ ur partner so you end up resting together at night………they definitely cuddle Quite A Bit, swoop and grim also allocate a specific amt of time to swoop gossiping abt something or laughing at other people…im bad at this part OOP 

their family and friends’ opinion ⚖️in an ideal world the dinobots (minus lesbian icon strafe and their daughter slash) r all dating each other in one big polyamorous marriage anyway….the scavengers are very happy that grim’s happy even if krok keeps asking them to stop making out on top of his fridge when he wants engex. misfire keeps planning really weird elaborate date plans which both appreciate even if grim isnt rly sold on shoot shoot bang bang as a date night concept. i keep thinking of a dumb au where the other dynos live and slug is kind mmm because he and swoop are dating and he thinks therell be drama but the spoiler here is that they all have 2 hands so swoopsluglock ends up being the REAL endgame 

their shared living space 🏡the dynos barely have a house half the time in idw oop. i like the idea of them all somehow finding…dinobot island. gay dino paradise if u will. perfect honeymoon destination complete with very nicely heated mud pits