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"Remember well, oh watchers ours..."

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alex are u a good boi?? :3

"Go on.. am I?"

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Can you dance? 👀

"I hope I'm doing good, I can't really see myself, and it's kinda embarrassing."

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happy homestuck day alex :D !!!! take one of these! (https://topatoco.com/collections/hussie/products/mspa-captchaboards)

"I am confused."

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How old are you?

"When there's nothing to count with it's easy to lose track once you run out of fingers."

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*hands Alex a Nintendo Switch with animal crossing and Mario Kart installed on it* maybe try this? It doesn't need signal to play :3

"What's an inkling?"

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*gives ham and cheese sammich* here u go! I hope you like it, I made it myself :)

"That was the best sandwich ever!"

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What about the name Alexander? Or Alex? Or......air fryer?

"Alex... it's a nice name"

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Nah Bellus is LAME!!! name urself Bong Water... way cooler 😎

"Why not make a list?"

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NOOOOO DONT BE SAD WE CAN NAME YOU HOW ABOUT UH. UHHHH. HOW ABOUT BELLUS??? ITS LATIN AND IT MEANS CUTE AND YOU ARE CUTE PLEASE DONT BE SAD,,,,,

"...maybe..."

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how tf has nobody even asked ur name or pronouns yet

"I... don't remember..."

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OH MY FUCKING GOD YOUR TAIL WAGS????? HANG ON CAN I JUST

"WhERE the fUCK- HOW???"

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I grant thee unsupervised internet access

"I wonder how it died that quick though.. don't these normally last a while before they need to charge?"

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People love giving you things apparently, huh?

"I do wonder if there's a limit to what you can send.."

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If you like eggs i think you need an omelet so here you go a free cheese and salami omelet *gives*

"Thislooksreallytastyyesthankyou"

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Ain't that fucker a trans ally or sumn? The shark i mean

"I think I'll name him Charles."