#but then also he’s a guy 😂
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there should be a way to message people on snap without having to add them back cuz im like 99.99% i know the dude who just added me and if im right i really wanna talk to him cuz i haven’t seen him in forever and i was best friends with him and his little sister but dudes have the dumbest names on snap like can’t you just put your actual damn name like my brother in christ help a girl out
#but then also he’s a guy 😂#so like even if it is him#there’s a 99.99% chance he’s not adding me to reconnect as friends 😂#i also do not look the same at all so i doubt he’d recognise me anyway#it’s weird though#cuz all my old guys friends are like coming out the woodwork out of nowhere#i don’t know it’s weird#like i don’t know ig culture the way i thought i did#so like i don’t know if these dudes are actually tryna reconnect or just hit it#i at least know one was#cuz i followed him back#cuz we were close in high school#literally dmmed me not 5min later telling me#that i turned into one of the hot nerds of his dreams 🤮#like bro i watched you get pantsed in 7th grade and everyone saw your dick#this is not going to work the way you think it is#why#can’t#i#just#be#friends#with#people#they always gotta make it fucking weird#im legit about to put not interested in my ig bio too i can’t with these fucking guys man#like can someone explain in autism why this keeps happening cuz ya girl is confused as fuck#but also yes#i wanna know if this nate is the same one i know#cuz they look alike but all blonde white dudes look the same to me so 😂🤷🏻♀️
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That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...
Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)
#kabru#lairu#labru#laios#dungeon meshi#my art#my fanart#fanart#idk why i resort to fluffy fanart even tho i keep thinking and seeing gag/hornt lairu stuff#kabru is just so.. fascinating and actually endlessly tragic#i kinda like that ryoko kui doesnt try to over-explain or dramatize her characters that have tragic backstories. it makes her world that-#-much more believable and realistic. that being said i will devour more kabru stories from her#i kinda cant stop thinking abt kabru (and to an extent lairu)#ik in Lairu/Labru fanart Kabru is usually depicted as humorously in denial guy#but i see it everywhere and it made me think more of their more understanding phase in the epilogue#maybe laios is ooc here but i think he will also warm up to human connection now that he actually has people he cares abt around him#(and maybe because kabru is teaching him tips and trick to be a Normal Guy lmao)#im also not very good at humor so theres only so much i can do with gag lairu 😂
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my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:
#astarion#baldur's gate 3#we had a long conversation about the end of the game#mostly about astarion and karlach#he says he took multiple days to decide how to handle karlach's ending :`D#but i was just so amused by his reaction to astarion lol#he's like ''i loved my paladin's bromance with astarion! he's my best friend!'#and i was like ''oh that's nice i never even got out of neutral approval with him when i was playing paladin''#and he was like ''you can check characters' approval? o.O''#so while astarion was def his paladin's best friend‚ i'm not so sure his paladin was astarion's best friend if you know what i mean 😂#he was also unhappy that his character just let astarion run off at the end without trying to follow him and make sure he was okay#and at gale for making a snarky comment about it#he was like ''i should have let him ascend 😭''#''if this was real life i wouldn't just let my friend run off like that!''#also: ftr despite my facetious description above let it be known that my brother is the kindest most accepting brother a dyke could ask for#he just also has a lot of stereotypical ''straight guy'' interests
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My favourite Vinsmoke actors from the One Piece live stage show and Sanji Restaurant in Universal Studios Japan.
That one particular Niji performer does his act so SO good, it's just straight up unhinged madness. He tries to kick away staff members (it's just acting, of course), turned up his nose at fans who were waving at him (the fans love it), and even when just standing and posing he does it in a way where it looks like he's up to bad stuff.
I always joke that it's really just Niji who found a portal to the real world.
Also, this Ichiji always does his gestures with so much intensity and drama, I can usually tell it's him even if the face is blurry or not visible. The other Ichiji actors kind of leans more on a "cool and calm" sort of act, but this guy is just fire 🔥🔥
It could be all just unfortunate timing since Universal forbids the posting of videos. Maybe the other actors actually does dramatic flairs too, but the photos just don't show it, but the impression I got from the photos that were there.
According to the cast list his name is Uno, which is so funny. I know it's just a Japanese surname, but still.
And then Yonji. This one guy is tall and has muscle, so he gets to actually go around showing off and flexing his arms at the visitors. It also makes it 10000x more vibe when he does the "AAAAAAH CUTE GIRLS 😍😍😍" thing (yes, they really do that 😂😂). All the Yonji actors do it, but this guy is the biggest and tallest, so it just looks extra funny (and adorable 💚).
Sanji is Sanji, so there's been like dozens of actors through the years, I can't go through them all. Of the ones I've seen I like this guy the most. They're all so cute, but this one has a really really nice smile. It's just sunshine when I see it ☀️☀️☀️
Reiju is a brand new addition to the performance, but the actresses are all so lovely!!
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#my art#one piece#vinsmoke brothers#vinsmoke siblings#vinsmoke ichiji#vinsmoke niji#vinsmoke yonji#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#vinsmoke#vinsmoke reiju#germa 66#usj premier show#random comment but Uno-san also performs as Doflamingo#red sunglasses eyes not showing 🤝#And that Yonji guy sometimes has to play as Zoro and that just kills me 😂😂😂😂#The Sanji has shifts as Shanks sometimes and it's really cool#the Niji actor sometimes has roles as “random soldier” and if it weren't for the cast list I wouldn't know it was him#Because of the goggles I can't see his eyes so I don't really know what he looks like without it#I don't see the Reiju actress having alternate roles yet#sanji resto
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OWEN WILSON and RAFAEL CASAL in LOKI S2 (2023)
#mobius#owen wilson#rafael casal#lokiedit#mcuedit#marveledit#loki#i've never been prouder of being user mobius-m-mobius look at my man with his fries pie shake and endless swag combo 💕#btw pour one out for the me who could easily spend hours waxing poetic about the lokius connection#bc yes true but also getting thrown under the bus for the me who wants flirty fun free mobius w/ every cute guy in sight lmao 🙃#it's what he deserves!!#(a mcdonald's promo is really easier to color and more hq than any of the trailers disney puts out... what a world we live in 😂)#marvel#owenwilsonedit#loki spoilers#dianagifs
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Sam talks about Jacob being 'an exceptional person' and answers what would have happened if Dale interviewed Lestat and whether or not Dale and Louis would be "friends" in The Emsolation Podcast Extras!
Note: Unf this is not the complete video where he answears that question(s). I had to edit it with a few excerpts i found so it might not make much sense. if someone put the whole segment of this question(s) i will edit this with that video
Source: The Emsolation Podcast - Sam Reid talks the FINAL season of The Newsreader, urvampiregirls, loustatsoup, comeappraiseme and pixielayer
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Him saying that he can't imagine Louis giving two f*cks about Dale 😞 Well the fanfics says otherwise 🙃 i am really surprised they didn't told im about the Louis x Dale fanfics on AO3 🤣
i cant find the tweet now but i swear that i saw someone one twitter saying that Michael Lucas and the lady in the video talked about it a few weeks ago in one of The Emsolation podcast eps.
Anyway, it's funny that Lestat possessed him both times: one (where Sam clearly was able to control him) where he was totally down to the idea of f*cking Dale and in the other where he cant stand the idea of Louis f*cking Dale (Lestat you fake poly. A cheater is what you are) I didn't believed 100% in the Lestat possession allegations until i watch this 🤯
#jam reiderson#sam reid#jacob anderson#quoting tweets#sam saying Louis wouldn’t give two fucks about dale… he clearly hasn’t spent enough time on ao3#this means sam is on the “louis would get bored in two minutes with a nice guy” train btw#The Lestat JUMPED out over the idea that Louis would be attracted to Dale 😂#lestat possessed him for a second here girl calm down that newsreader is not stealing your man😭#He rlly said no ones getting that man but me…even if its me in a wig 😭#if Lestat saw what Louis & Dale have been doing in the AO3 he would quickly become Anne Rice & ban the fanfics from the face of the earth 🤣#Louis totally will f and eat Dale in the 80's. Nervous wreck reporter is his favourite type of snack back then.#he wouldve been atleast a one of the guys in san francisco cmon dont break his heart like that#Lestat will f Dale just to f with him😩#Lestat would f*ck himself if he could so ofc he would f*ck his doppelganger#i’m crying he was down w it until he remembered they were both him 😭#Pausing to picture Lestat fucking Dale (himself fucking himself)#I cant get over him getting weirded out by his own thoughts alsksk#I’m convinced Lestat was bringing up p0rnographic visions of dalestat into his head 🤭#THE PAUSE?? he was imagining that shit in 4K LMAO#he was thinking abt selfcest#“who’s that man who plays l-” “JACOB” oh he got in there so fast 😌#sam’s immediate “JACOBBBB”. he could not WAITTT to gush about him#Jacob Anderson hype contest and Sam gets first place every time 🙂↔️#“he’s exceptional. exceptional person. yeah” oh i am sure#“your energy together is delicious” well yes!#the way his face softens my goddddddd. you can tell he gets so excited talking about him like his whole face lights up. he can't hide it 🤭#Michael nearly beating him to the punch#does sam talk about him or is he also a jacob lover or both…thoughts
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Oooo starstruck dee has little stars at the bottom of her feet! Are they just aesthetic or would they make imprints into the ground? (like pawprints)
exactly like that! though she's not the only one...



edit: might need to add some additional dialogue to this to make it more clear, but a clarification in the interim; he knows about his own footprints. he's just surprised to see something similar already there when he knows he's only just landed. he lifts his own shoe to confirm that they're not identical (and also to reveal this to the viewer). seems his stoicism beat off the clarity in this one, sorry 😭
#meta knight#starstruck dee#gravitational collapse#my comics#have had this one sitting around for *months* while i bit my nails on posting it#and then i thought maybe i *shouldn't* during the shipaganza bc it's not a direct prompt; though i do think you can read it that way#and for ~Reasons~ i needed to post this one sooner rather than later so i had to bite the bullet.#though meta knight has understandably been the second most prompted. they do indeed have the Funnest Possible Dynamic for it#stoic guy and the bug eyed little Creature he doesn't really trust as far as he could throw her (long long way)#so just to clarify this one is NOT for the shipaganza but you can read it that way if you want to#this is just a canon scene between them from her storyline. this is just something they canonically share. starry eyed idiots.#also fwiw i think i probably picked up the shoe-patterns for the knights from postitnotes7#been a headcanon in the back of my mind for a long while but i'm pretty sure i osmosis'd it from their work#especially after drawing post's designs so much for the hnkss. i temporarily forgot how i used to draw their armour ngl#and also btw starstruck deetectives psspsps#i'm planning a much better post about this later (probably in march) but i'm going to start using this tag for Important Posts for y'all#🎀🔍#<- for the starstruck deetectives when there's something significant in the post.#i worry about making it 'too easy' but also want stuff to be accessible. it's just for fun? the OC lore game! ARG but it's just my oc.#that would be fun right? maybe? is that too indulgent? i could probably pull it off if folks were actually interested enough to participate#anyway!! go to bed starflung#also if you read this far: anon is open again! still open for shipaganza prompts but i'm not gonna be finished them in february 😂
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okay so in french baguette means wand/rod and it’s not solely used for bread like in english
but even so seeing red call it his ice baguette makes me cry laugh

#the fire rod is la baguette de feu#I’ve been comparing the French and English versions#and BOY#DO I HAVE COMMENTS ABOUT IT#the English one went really gay#like#REALLY gay#i can see why everyone bitches about it now 😂#star got the Spanish one and we’ve been going through them all#shadow link is link noir#but man they made vio into such a french asshole#he goes ‘pfuuuu’ all the time 😂#loz#four swords#red link#four swords manga#i feel like the English translation took the route of vio being like ‘I’m different than all the other links’#and the French one went ‘im literally better than all of you you guys fucking SUCK later losers’#but also the English one took out a lot of foreshadowing and for what?????#im also having a hard time with this version of français#i was raised with apparently a unique version of quebecois#they also switch between green and vert for green#it’s interesting#at one part where they think green is dead for the first time#blue just goes ‘NOOOOOOON GREEEEEEN’#and it took me a second cause I was like sooooomething ain’t right here
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TF Rage Battle Gacha Doodles: Log 3 🚗💨
New team yippiee!







I image silly things happen in the base
#transformers fanart#transformers rage battle#tf rage battle#tf fanart#maccadam#jazz#goldbug#optimus prime#was having optimus hours i think i watched the og movie at that time TT#jazz is so fun to draw hhghhhhajjajahhh#the top doodle was my new team at the time gold buggie is my little autobot team leader#just got warpath i think he is the best silly guy#oh i also got Whirl pretty early but i wasn't very familiar with him at the time so i kept wanting to swap him but i kept getting him#so he was ridiculously strong! 😂 i havent played in forever but i think he's still actually on my current team bc of it#hes whirly or swirly
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I DID IT I DID THE ONE TWITTER THING-

Granted I did some tweaking, like adding Brick in the back with Gus cuz I thought it’d be cute 😅 and having a hard time choosing a third character but I chose Pizza Head! ✨💕
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#Pizza Tower#The Amazing Digital Circus#TADC#I TOOK SO LONG EDITING THE BACKGROUND 😭💀#I think it looks good but DAMN did it take longer than expected- 🥲#I love how I just have THREE pizza tower characters and then there’s just Kaufmo- 💀😂#I love Kaufmo so much tho I need him in here 💗💗#Also I haven’t drawn Pizza Head IN SO LONG so he looks a little different#I need to draw him more now poor guy 😔✊#I like the addition of Brick in the back cuz he’s just having a good time looking out the window 💞💞#ALSO ALSO had fun drawing Pizza Head because THE GUY’S SO TALL HE HAS TO HAVE HIS LEGS UP- 💀💀#Gustavo and Brick#Pizza Head#Kaufmo#Meme art
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shellmotorsport It's here! Part two of @charles_leclerc and @carlossainz55 playing Two Truths and a Lie! Watch and guess along. (Part 1)
#carlos sainz jr#charles leclerc#scuderia ferrari#f1#charlos#c2#c square#charles 😭😂#'wait i gave him three correct ansWers'#of course he's the one who messed up#his giggles and carlos hunched over dying at the side#'you didn't play piano for a priest. you would have told me by now' oH you guys tell each other about your personal life achievements huh#they share everything#carlos' cutesy 'i caught you' heLLo???#since when does he act like this#pls#also so what was the lie. did he actually have a pet mouse called campeone#also his 'yes!'#and him staring into the soul of the camera in the beginning when charles is intro-ing#and looking at charles so intently when listening#‘your fiiillow drivers’ the way Charles talks is so amusing
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#sonicmovie3hype#sonicmovie3#movie sonic#sonic wachowski#sonic the hedgehog#our lil skrunkly blue space alien hoglet is now all grown up 🥹#It's called character development buddy.#love that he can do both 🥰#you’d be surprised what trauma does to a person#The power of Character Development#We’ve come so damn far in this trilogy- or should i say… QUILLOGY 👀👀#my son#shadow broke this lad wtf did he DO?????#“What I had to.”#He just a silly little guy 🦔#the pure look of fucking hatred in Sonic’s eyes shadow definitely did smth HUGE#get a lil guy that can do both#Floofy Sonic or Angy Sonic?#is it too much to ask for both?#a cinnamon roll that can also kill you#this is like that one markiplier tweet#like “Look at the Glowup” or something 😂#Sonic: wait sorry this is the third movie silly personality on pause give me a sec-#Shadow definitely killed Tom or Sonic thinks he did#OUR LITTLE GUY IS GROWING UP 🥹#Sonic has always been like that!#He acts so goofy and full of himself only to be the most heroic kind hearted person the next!#It’s what I absolutely love about him! 🤩
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Kremy being down bad for Gideon will never not be funny
#tk speaks#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#he really didnt need that love curse in order to get married to him lmao#i watched eps 29 and 30 today while working#so saw the whole soggy court ball/opera performance#kremy and gideon getting the same number for the costumes#and kremy being like 'we can do a couples- i mean coupla guys costume' 😂#and then singing gideons name instead of the character gideon was playing during the pining song#richie i love your brain#but also Gideon shoving his hand between their faces when they were supposed to kiss was fucking hilarious
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Non-goth people after goth people tell them that a goth character’s cosmetics are accurate to actual goth fashion:

The “non-goth/horny bait” outfits in question:


OH NO! A WOMAN! SHOWING SKIN! OH EGADS! THIS ISN’T GOTH AT ALL!!!
I’m really fucking tired of non goth people trying to say what is and isn’t goth while also objectifying them at the same time (ie the “big titty goth gf” shit).
(rant down below)
A character from a game I play (Dead by Daylight) has a bathing suit cosmetic that shows skin… and people think it’s “horny bait” to get people to buy her. HUH?!
That says a HELLUVA lot more about YOU than the people who buy her, buddy. I would buy the skin (if I had the monies) because IT’S A GOOD SKIN!
“It’s not goth enough” THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! All of Sable’s skins, INCLUDING the new ones, ARE goth. It really shows how IGNORANT you are about goth culture that you think that this isn’t “goth.” Fuck off.
Note: I am primarily scemo, but I am also goth, which is why it pissed me off so much when people where making “big titty goth gf” jokes about Sable and also NOT UNDERSTANDING GOTH CULTURE AT ALL! (That and I’m fucking sick of the objectification of goth women.)
If I didn’t have self control, I would have let my ✨ Dark Feminism ✨ take control *laughs evilly so you know I mean business*
(this was the only joke in this rant, genuinely stop saying that a woman that shows skin is “horny baiting” and also stop trying to tell goth people what is and isn’t goth while also objectifying them)
#can you tell I’m annoyed about how the dbd community treats sable (and by extension goth women)?#this guy would probably have a heart attack if he ever saw strange aeons 😭#sable ward#dead by daylight#dbd#goth#dark feminist#(because that’s what I am 😈)#can you also tell that I keep my joker rage in check with silly stuff? 😂#anyways#feminism#actual feminism. not the dark kind 😂#rant#mint mumbles
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Things hacker!Seto does which I haven't worked into any story (yet) but know to be True:
Seto knows Jounouchi's routines on and off the job like the back of his hand. Knows when and where he goes to the gym, which supermarket he shops at, and the neighborhood restaurants he frequents.
Seto's a bit peeved that Jou pays for most of his purchases in cash, because that prevents him from getting a better breakdown of Jou's spending habits. Jou doesn't do this to thwart Seto on purpose. He's just a lifelong criminal and old-school.
After a visit or two to Jou's apartment, Seto plants hidden cams in his home. One is in the main living area so he can watch Jou workout and cook. The others... Well, I wouldn't be surprised if one of them is in the shower. Y'know, to keep an eye out for any possible intruders because you can never be too careful and not just because Seto wants to spy on him more.
Seto has a high-quality webcam aimed at his bed and has been recording every time Jou has fucked him there. It's basically his personal porn stash. Jou doesn't know about the sex tapes (yet).
One of the self-soothing behaviors he does when he's alone is pulled up the locations app on his phone and see if he can locate the other team members. Most of the time Jou is the easiest to track because he's less likely to leave his phone behind.
#series: Bad guys have more fun#puppyshipping#violetshipping#joukai#my fanfiction#Jou should probably take more actions to prevent Seto's cyberstalking but he's kinda boomer about tech 😂#also likely has no idea of the full extent of what Seto's surveillance is capable of despite seeing it turned on their marks#ignorance is bliss as they say!#will add more if I remember others
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Source:@/firstbabyfirst Twitter
(Since we saw how much Khao cherished the Dior pouch First bought him to the point he is still using it till now….here’s FK talking about it a few years ago)
13/08/2024
#also First complaining how stubborn and mischievous Khao is when he spoils and enable him so much 🙂↔️#this comes from the guy who bought his bestie a designer sofa for said bestie brand new house 😂#or giving in whenever Khao wants to eat something else#or instructing his bestie what to wear 🙂↕️#my boys are whipped#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#firstkhao#firstkhaotung
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