#like bro i watched you get pantsed in 7th grade and everyone saw your dick | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

babymorte · 7 days ago

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there should be a way to message people on snap without having to add them back cuz im like 99.99% i know the dude who just added me and if im right i really wanna talk to him cuz i haven’t seen him in forever and i was best friends with him and his little sister but dudes have the dumbest names on snap like can’t you just put your actual damn name like my brother in christ help a girl out

#but then also he’s a guy 😂#so like even if it is him #there’s a 99.99% chance he’s not adding me to reconnect as friends 😂#i also do not look the same at all so i doubt he’d recognise me anyway #it’s weird though #cuz all my old guys friends are like coming out the woodwork out of nowhere #i don’t know it’s weird #like i don’t know ig culture the way i thought i did #so like i don’t know if these dudes are actually tryna reconnect or just hit it #i at least know one was #cuz i followed him back #cuz we were close in high school #literally dmmed me not 5min later telling me #that i turned into one of the hot nerds of his dreams 🤮#like bro i watched you get pantsed in 7th grade and everyone saw your dick #this is not going to work the way you think it is #why #can’t #i #just #be #friends #with #people #they always gotta make it fucking weird #im legit about to put not interested in my ig bio too i can’t with these fucking guys man #like can someone explain in autism why this keeps happening cuz ya girl is confused as fuck #but also yes #i wanna know if this nate is the same one i know #cuz they look alike but all blonde white dudes look the same to me so 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

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