#but then again its not gonna be so 'nice' if i make it and am not totally happy w it?

[bbina]

it didn't take a while for chenle to finally show up at the lobby where he asked you to wait in

he casually strolls next to you in an entirely different outfit. he's out of his usual crisp suit that he wears like its his skin. this time he's just in a shirt and some sweatpants

"let's go" chenle chirps all excited, giving you his duffel bag which you assumed was where he kept his things

you huff as you feel the weight of his bag being slung to your shoulder carelessly

"why is your bag so heavy" you huffed, adjusting the straps on your shoulders while you carry your own work bag on the other

chenle doesn't even look back when he answers you

"the company's lifeline is in there. also my laptop so be careful with that" he notes, walking towards the entrance of the building

you simply glare at the back of his head as you trudge behind him. you hope that this wouldn't take too long as you still need to catch up with the girls later on

. . .ᝰ.ᐟ

you had assumed that you had to ride in the same car as him when you first saw his text about needing to accompany him for his basketball practice but it turns out, there was a basketball court just right out of the corner of the street the company building was on so it doesn't take long you two to get there

"i thought you were going to your basketball practice?" you ask, setting his duffel bag gently onto the bleachers

"we're at a basketball court" chenle points out, looking around

you roll your eyes as you take a seat next to his bag

"i mean i thought it was gonna be at some private gymnasium or something and not a.. community basketball court"

chenle shrugs, placing his phone inside his duffel bag

"depends. i'm playing with the guys tonight so technically, it's still basketball practice but you're not wrong. i do go to a private gymnasium sometimes when i need professional classes" chenle explains

you sigh, making sure its loud enough that chenle can hear it. if you weren't at this stupid basketball court, you could've been in the city with your friends karina and giselle having a great time already but no. you were once again stuck with your boss, who had already changed out of his usual work clothes into something comfortable while you were stuck in your work clothes

"why am i even here" you muttered, grabbing your phone out of your bag to start your doomscrolling as you wait for the time to pass

chenle had the audacity to laugh at your demise

"because you're my assistant. you quite literally have to be with me and attend to my needs all the time now"

you scowl at your boss who starts cackling at your reaction. before you can say anything back, a loud voice calls out from the other side of the court

"yooo bossman!" someone hollers, waving his hands like crazy

you look to the side and there you see three guys who you seem a little familiar jogging over to your side

"oh my god it's the famous assistant!" hyuck gasps, covering his mouth in shock. "i heard so much about you! we're even mutuals on twitter!"

"... uh hi?" you greet awkwardly, not really knowing what to say

"it's me donghyuck! the pr manager!" he introduces himself, sliding next to you as he grabs your hand and shakes it, "but you can call me hyuck since we're basically friends now"

it's a little weird to see donghyuck or hyuck in the flesh in real time. it was like he was just a figment of your imagination. someone who just replies to your not so direct tweets towards chenle like a bot on twitter

but no. this is your colleague. the company's pr manager

jisung and mark shortly introduce themselves not long after hyuck

"i'm mark. nice to finally meet you" mark smiles

"and i'm jisung, the hr manager. just so you know" jisung smiles awkwardly

you politely smile as you greet them back while hyuck was busy taking a good look at you, the infamous assistant that has lasted for over 3 weeks now handling chenle like an absolute champ

"alright enough hogging my assistant. there you three finally met her. can we start now?" chenle's voice cuts through the air. the three boys all turn around to look at him

"oh hey bossman" hyuck shrugs, "almost didn't see you there"

chenle ignores him and walks to his duffel bag to grab his own basketball

"let's play" chenle calls out to his friends, walking into the court as he starts dribbling the ball. he suddenly turns around and looks at you, "this won't take long"

you simply roll your eyes as you begrudgingly nod. not like you had any other choice anyway. hyuck lets out a giggle at your interaction. this was the very first time he's witnessing how you two act in real life and not through your tweets

"this is like straight out of those webtoon episodes–"

before he could elaborate further on what he could possibly mean by that, mark drags him to the court by the ear

"OW! OUCH!" hyuck yelps as his head jerks to the side

"next time don't come if you're not gonna play with us"

"no i will cause that means i'm getting a free ride– OW! MARK WHAT THE FUCK!"

you don't even know what to say if you're being honest. all you wanted to do was to go home but nope you're going to be stuck here for a while

. . .ᝰ.ᐟ

this basketball practice did in fact take too long. you've been sitting at the bleachers for what seems like an hour now. so much for him saying this won't take long when at the moment it seems like chenle was having the time of his life on the court

you hate to admit it but whenever you'd hear some cheers from the court, you can't help but look up to see what was going on and there you see your boss, chenle, who seemed to be in his element. acting like he was about get drafted into the nba if they found him playing here at some random community park

unfortunately, chenle was a little too good at playing basketball

then again, what do you know about the sport?

chenle was quick on his feet. never missing a beat when he shoots the ball straight to the net with absolute ease. like it was second nature to him

he is the walking definition of confidence and charisma. he just oozes these two characteristics that you kinda hated it about him. why was he just so good at everything? from being a ceo and running a million dollar company on his back at his young age, he had to be good at sports too?

whatever. he's still an asshole, you think to yourself. diverting your attention back to your phone. you wouldn't want to be caught staring at your boss after—

SMACK!

all of a sudden your vision turns black and you feel a stinging sensation on your head

did you just get hit by a ball?

"oh my god"

"that wasn't me"

"you literally yelled 'this one is for you!' and missed the net!"

"are you okay?!" chenle's voice rings your ears. he runs to your side as he watches you cradle your head after the impact of a lose ball hitting you square in the head

you snap your eyes open, glaring at your boss in front of you

"you. absolute. fucking. dickhead!" you screamed

chenle doesn't know to laugh or to be concerned but based from your reaction, you seemed to be okay. fine even

"it wasn't my fault! it was mar-"

"i don't care whose fault it was! did i look like the fucking net to you" you throw your hands up in the air out of pure frustration

haechan was full on crying from laughing, jisung had to turn around or else he'd laugh while mark was wheezing

chenle opens his mouth to defend himself but you weren't letting him

"you know what. i'm going to hr on monday. report you for employee endangerment! putting my safety at risk outside work hours!" you threaten chenle, glaring at him

chenle rolls his eyes, "you're being dramatic. it's not like i meant to hit you–"

"adding that to the report. wait til sir kun hears about this" you tell him, whipping out the work gc on your phone ready to tattle on chenle to kun, aka the only person you respect more than chenle

chenle groans, running a hand through his face realizing that you weren't going to let this go

"fine. i'm sorry i hit you on accident" chenle apologizes half heartedly, "i guess i can let you go home after this"

chenle has never seen you go back to normal after hearing that you could go home. you instantly calmed down and happily grabbed your bag as you stood up from the bleachers as if you didn't just get hit by a ball

"that's more like it. report cancelled. see you" you bid your farewell to your boss as you walk away from the court

when you were out of sight, chenle walks back to the boys as they all try to catch their breaths from laughing so much

"i see why you keep her around. she grounds you some way some how" hyuck teases

chenle raises an eyebrow. he didn't need any grounding. it wasn't his fault that you were the type to not back down

"what do you mean by that?"

"i think he means she knows how to handle you. she's not afraid of you" mark points out while hyuck starts cackling again, replaying the memory of you getting hit by the ball because of jisung's weak pass to chenle that caused the ball flying to your direction and maybe right to your head

"does she know i'm hr... i told her didn't i?" jisung asks no one but himself out loud

"eh beats me. come on one more round" chenle cuts the conversation short, not thinking much of it

BUSINESS PROPOSAL ᝰ.ᐟ . . . AFTER WORK HOURS

✎ . . . things aren't going as planned the way you thought it was going to be. especially the part where you find yourself falling in love with your own boss– which was definitely not part of the agreed proposal.

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[witchhazelevesque]

Scene from a time loop valdangelo wip I’m probably not going to finish: -

Frank is belligerent. Again. 

"Oh my god, man, I don't wanna date your girlfriend, so can you stop taking everything I say in the worst possible way?" Leo groans. 

Everyone at table turns their eyes on him, wide with shock and near horror or shock and mortification, but god, it's been a literal half a day of this bullshit, and no, at this point Leo can at least tell that he's not saying anything that’s actually inflammatory. 

"I-" Frank tries, his face bright red, like not quite rivaling the pasta sauce on his plate, but a near cousin. 

Leo waves around his cloth napkin then tips it toward Frank, "I think we could be good friends, actually, if you want to give that a whirl."

Frank looks more confused by this, which Leo is gonna try not to take offense to. 

"Or not, if you're not into the idea, it doesn't fucking matter, I think I may adopt nihihilism or-whatever it's called in that meme that's like, super hyper color 80's guy in sunglasses with a thumbs up and caption 'Nothing Matters', y'all know that one? Doesn't matter,  none of this matters, what does matter but doesn't actually- hey, Hazel, want me to sell my soul to Nemesis to rescue your brother? It may just put me out of my own misery."

Hazel's wide dark eyes stare as fixedly as Frank's wide dark eyes. It would be a funny photo, actually. Leo wishes he had an inter-dimensional camera that wouldn't have its memory wiped when this loop is inevitably reset.

"What are you talking about?" Annabeth asks, and Leo feels a rush of affection for her pragmatic course of thoughts. 

"I'm stuck in a time loop, I’ve been sitting with y'all having dinner for like a whole rotation of a clock, and I'mma be honest, I'm really sick of you guys."

Jason looks a little hurt by that, which wasn't Leo's intention. 

"A time loop?" Percy asks, exchanging a wary look with Annabeth. 

"Yeah, yeah, it may well be Kronos's vapor trail pulling some really short strings," Leo agrees with the sentiment behind that onimous look. "Don't know why he's doing it to me, since I never met the guy. Maybe he's trying to activate Annabeth's FOMO or something."

"I- what?" Annabeth demands. 

"You like being the hero," Leo reminds her, and yeah, he's kind of being an asshole at this particular point. "Time Daddy probably thought it’d drive you bonkers to not be his mortal nemesis- heh- or something."

"That's not funny," Percy snaps at him. 

"It ain’t supposed to be," Leo snaps right back. "In fact, I am so fucking over being funny that you can assume from here on out that everything I say is gonna be serious."

"Horseman of the apocalypse," Piper mutters. 

"Yeah, well, Pipes, when making people laugh kept them from beating you up, you kind of get into the habit," Leo says, because nothing matters. 

She sits up straight, eyes widening. 

Leo lightly smacks the table top before reaching into his belt and taking out the fortune cookie, laying it out. 

"What do you say, Hazel, wanna give it a go?"

"No!" she swipes the fortune and when Leo reaches for it, he's not expecting it to be a contest of strength, she's got him beat there, but a matter of trickery. She may also have him beat because she pulls some sleight of hand that vanishes the cookie, which is actually really cool, Leo will admit. 

"Nice," Leo tells her, leaning back with an appreciative nod. "I think it's a little like Percy's pen, though."

He reaches back into his pocket and pulls out the fortune.

[deoidesign]

Wearing your boyfriend's jacket

[swift-kwikster]

A comic about Sam and Max being trans guys, taking place at Sam's old job as a stewardess before he transitioned. Being that it's Sam & Max, weird ridiculous hijinks ensure.

So... After two years of working on this on and off, it's finished! I had posted pages as I was making them on here before but those posts are no longer on my blog- I actually redid most of the pages with new jokes and panels, and fixed a lot. I'm really proud of how far this has come. :)

Please reblog if you can if you like it, so more can see it! It'd mean so much! Thank you. <3

[floralovebot]

MADE EDITS i couldn't stop thinking about their outfits and like,, the aspects i liked and thought felt very winx and in line with the individual characters and the aspects i Hated and thought sucked dookie SO i made some edits :)

biggest changes are to musa, aisha, and stella! actually changed the clothes there. flora and tecna i just adjusted the colors (in flora's case to further unwhitewash her and saturate her clothing more and in tecna's case to bring back her pink hair and green and cyan).

explanations on changes below!

I'll start with the simpler edits!

For Tecna, I just wanted to play around with her og colors lol I actually LOVE her new look and I would love to see this be the final design!! It's SO tecna and fits in with the rest of the winx i love it soo much :') I do think they should bring back her pinker hair though! And again, would love to see the green and cyan make an appearance. I feel like neon green is just very classy techy character. And while it is cliche, I do love it akjgd plus I think it looks good on her and makes the other colors stand out more imo! (but maybe this new, pinker look will make people like her more idk :') justice for tecna my beloved :'))

For Flora, I darkened her skin more for obvious reasons. And then I added more saturation to the colors and added back the warmer tones they took out. Imo, the darker, desaturated, and cooler toned look for Flora only works in very specific circumstances. Color theory rainbow!! Bring back the brightness! The color!! The warmth!!

Which brings me to Stella ohmygod,,, please,,,, please stop desaturating her she looks so pale and sick and lifeless STOP please :') Anyway lol, obviously brought back the brighter orange! I also took away the random sleeve. It's cute but it just didn't feel very Stella at the time? The tube top look is Very Classic Stella (very much giving s3 casual but in orange). Tbh, I don't love the dress itself, but I do think it looks better once you add more of Stella's colors. I also tanned her skin more and made her hair more yellow + brighter! Just like with Flora, color theory is important for media!! This Stella design just does Not give sunny, optimistic character. It's giving the gap (aka BORING aljdhg)

Aisha's design stumped me for a bit, I won't lie. I couldn't figure out exactly what I didn't like. But I got it!! One, way too symmetrical imo. Yes, Aisha does have some very symmetrical looks, but like 80% of her looks are very asymmetrical. I also didn't love that it didn't incorporate more of Aisha's powers. It really just went for *vaguely sporty* and didn't try to bring anything else to the table. And some people might say that Aisha's og looks were like that too, but I disagree! They told a story! She's a brave adventurer, a dancer, a princess, etcetc!! This tells me "oh yeah this girl might like to do yoga. cool."

Anyway! So I made Aisha's pants baggier because let's be fucking real for a sec. Changed the design on the pants slightly to make it asymmetrical and incorporated a wave design. Took away that bottom shiny fabric of her shirt. I tried to keep it but it just wasn't looking great with the pants changes tbh. Added small waves to the bottom and made it one shoulder! Also added her classic little circle wave design 1. because it's cute and 2. so Musa wouldn't feel so out of place with a design. Tbh, I still don't love the pants... I think maybe that hem could be higher?

For Musa! I've spoken about this before but I do not like the bodysuit. I liked the concept and the vibe it brings, but it looks So uncomfortable and s1 Musa was alllll about being comfortable. It's why so many people think she hates wearing dresses (even though she doesn't). So I kept the vibe, but changed it to the same mesh that's on her right arm! Which like!! I didn't even see that until I started the edit!! It's so,,, unnoticeable which like,, isn't a bad thing? But also? I think the mesh being on her stomach too makes the design as a whole a little more balanced (and it's a nice callback to her og magic winx!). As for the color changes, really just wanted to go back to her reds and dark blues. I don't Hate the color scheme, but I also don't love it. And I think this feels a lot more like Musa yknow? Also darkened her hair cause fuck that dude

Anyway lol it's not the best edit so don't look too hard :') I just wanted to explore what I liked about the designs and what I didn't. We did get to see a little bit of Bloom's casual, but I want to wait until we get a closer look to speak on it/make edits. Also tbh, I don't really love Flora's outfit but I didn't want to completely redesign her and I concede that this is something she would wear (although it feels more like s4 cowgirl time/s5 casual and not s1 new student time but Fine). For now, I'm gonna pretend the trailer showed us my edit of Stella and not what it really showed. I can't get pale pinterest stella out of my head,,, aggghhhh

[the-sparkling-diamond-satine]

BUFFERING THE VAMPIRE SLAYER JUST ANNOUNCED THEY'RE GOING BACK TO THE HELLMOUTH!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER 144 EPISODES (AT LEAST)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUFFERING THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: ONCE MORE WITH SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!

[butteredfrogs]

vent in tags

[deoidesign]

47 episodes later

I am completely normal

(webcomic)

[faggling]

We're home but I'm a 1000x more stressed out here

[britneyshakespeare]

My toxic trait is that I like how my incomplete drawings look better than the finished things

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Therapy in 15 minutes 🙃

[hewhobreathesfire]

I'm not afraid to admit I cried a little bit when I was laying on the sidewalk temporarily stunned. and I kept crying while speed walking to the bus stop a few blocks away. that shit hurt so bad, on top of an already miserable morning.

[kandicon]

I am so so brave (<- actively dying)

[margindoodles2407]

Something about wearing a dress and makeup and heels and doing my hair all fancy is like. Freeing. In a way. Like it's so different from my normal tshirt-jeans-workboots-bun-to-keep-my-hair-out-of-my-face vibe. But I enjoy it just as much. It's nice to be pretty

[widevibratobitch]

nothing sad but i need to bitch and im tired and need to frow up