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misguidedlavender · 1 year ago

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happy birthday, toontown rewritten.

time to get sappy!

on a warm, sunny day, on august 20th, 2013, i booted up my familys ancient windows vista PC to redeem my 1 month membership card for toontown online. after going to the main website, as id done a thousand times before, there, in small white lettering, on a bold red background, i read the most earth shattering words that could have ever shaken my small teenage self. attention, toons! toontown online will be closing on september 19, 2013. i, along with many other kids and adults, felt our souls be crushed. i ran to toonbook to see if anyone else had seen it already. the heartbreak was palpable. our precious game, our fun little paradise, our home away from home, was going away in just a months time.

i remember playing nearly every day from that point on, doing everything i possibly could, holding hard and fast to what little time i had left before toontown shut down for good. i remember the communitys desperate pleas to disney to not close the game in the form of many change.org petitions. i remember the fiery anger at the original blog post, stating that disney wanted to divert resources towards club penguin (which was quickly edited out, of course). but so it goes, in the normal course of business, the cries of hundreds of thousands of children went ignored.

on the morning of september 19th, 2013, i woke up early to gather in toon valley of toontown central to bid farewell. my goodbye was not even remotely clean or graceful. i was booted out maybe an hour or so before the game officially shuttered at noon. and that was it. no fanfare or final words. there was silence, and there was sadness.

but in the midst of our collective grief, whispers began to spread around toonbook. did you hear? this guy on mmo central forums says hes gonna revive the game. no way, thats not possible, the games dead, obviously. but in a few days time, a proof of concept was revealed. from the cynicism, a different tune emerged. the sound of hope.

toontown wasnt coming back. it was being rewritten.

in the many years ive played this game and been a part of its community, ive made so many precious memories and friends that have become core parts of my soul. it has served as an endless fuel for my creativity and introduced me to so many incredible and colorful people. heck, i married the guy i met through this game. ttr was there throughout my most formative years. even in my darkest moments, i never strayed too far from the trolley. i would be such a vastly different person without ttr. i will never not be grateful for all the opportunities, memories, love, and happiness that ive experienced because of this game.

with all the warmth i can afford, happy 10th birthday toontown rewritten. against all odds, you have survived—no, lived—a full ten years powered only by the love of community who refused to let their home disappear. your persistence in the most unlikely of circumstances is emblematic of why its worth it to keep striving. in the face of despair, what most would see as a stop sign, you saw as a giant green light. you radiate an infectious passion that makes me smile even when i dont want to. you are a happy respite in a world that is difficult, dark, gray, and full of cogs. you taught me that, no matter how old i am, silliness and fun arent something to grow out of, but essential to our existence.

geez, im getting a little misty eyed. i should stop here. thank you for everything ttr. heres to another decade of happiness.

#toontown #toontown rewritten #toonblr #toontown online #toontag

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sanshineaus · 5 years ago

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mingi : friends to lovers

warnings: none!

type: bulletpoint au, fluff

word count: 1989 (a lil short!! i’m very sorry)

a/n: as a san stan, we get fed content every 30 minutes and y’all mingi stans are the backbone of the fandom

you and mingi have a very sweet friendship, really

he and you would most likely die for each other

but also if he touches your charger you WILL kill him

you met through another friend, at their birthday party

right after you congratulated them and handed them their gift, mingi came around the corner and clumsily nearly spilled a drink on you

he still apologized though!!! AND offered to check for you if there was a drink anywhere

your friend laughed and introduced you two

'he's cute isn't he?'

oh boy was he!!!

he really was sweet too; you didn’t know anyone else but your friend and now, him, and he was nice enough to let you stick to him like glue

you even ended up exchanging numbers, and playing 8ball in your respective cabs when the party ended

from then on you began texting

and it grew into exchanging social media

to being inseparable in real life too

mingi would constantly bug you to go out and eat with him

and you’d frequently go shopping together (or window shopping. mingi just LOOKS stingy)

when your snap streaks had officially reached 420 days, mingi made sure to screenshot it and post it on all social media

as he did with any you content in general

and let’s be honest with ourselves— mingi’s a very, very beautiful person

so there was no shortage of people in his dms

most of which happened to be opening with ‘are you single’

because of your numerous posts together, it just didn’t seem likely

but really, you’d say ‘ew’ to that, because ew, that’s your best friend

who you’ve seen snotty crying over a picture of a particularly small puppy resting on a very large cat

and who has seen YOU snotty crying over the same picture but shhhh

you honestly think there’s no way you like him

your heart doesn’t palpitate around him or anything like that

(your chest just gets concerningly warm, so does your face and ears, and you have to take several gulps of air to compose yourself when he smiles. shhhhh)

EVEN if you did (which you don’t!) he wouldn’t like you back

he’s mingi

all mingi likes is dragging you out of bed by your feet

and making you regret giving him a spare key to your place

he’s in general grossly sappy, though

he fully understands that he’s cute and you detest it

because he ASKS you. he has the gall, the nerve to put on a silly cat, make a face at you in the store you’re in, and ask if he’s cute

and you want to say yes and laugh along with him but you settle for sighing and saying ‘sure’

but each and every time

he smiles

and it’s really rejuvenating. maybe an angel gets its wings or something. or fairies get born?

you two once debated over which of those two phrases is better, and you were the firm ‘fairy gets its wings’ believer

until he seemed a bit pouty and you decided to just merge the two

you have very stupid discussions

of the ‘do we belong in a circus’ kind

(yes, you might)

his very hidden talent is carrying a lot of mugs

mingi’s fingers are long, and he hangs the mugs off of them while maintaining focus

his record? 24 mugs

one of which broke while he walked from his room to the dishwasher

he was sad about it because it was a mug shaped like a bird

and you had to both comfort him and drive him in his tears to the store to get another one

to be fair, you also felt bad. so, so bad, because the mug was ADORABLE and you could tell mingi thought so too

but you got a Mingi Hug out of it later

when he thanked you, he really did go all out

(he put in no effort, he was just very huggable and it was very nice)

it was when you were very tired and on the brink of Death™ (you know, Death™, like when you just want to nap for 78 hours somewhere in a forest temple)

that you two decide to go to a 7/11

you both unfortunately have this thing called responsibilities so for whatever reason, neither of you can sleep

and so you offer to mingi to meet up at the store between your houses

to which he agrees, and asks if he can come over

to which you say no, but you also say YOLO™ and decide to leave your work in progress to meet up with your friend

(be gay do crime)

you don’t really do either, actually, you respectfully pay for your drinks and those packaged meals which are never as good at day as when they are at night

he insists you use the plastic bag you two had as a seat so your butt doesn’t get cold

and you do, but you also try and elbow his shin when he also sits down on the concrete

you are reminded of the ew feeling of seeing your best friend scarf down sushi like it’s soup

and he somehow manages to talk coherently about his stupid escapade which brought him to this point of meeting up with you

it’s so frustratingly endearing

because you know he’s enjoying himself if he doesn’t stop talking, and you know he’s comfortable around you

and that’s what makes you heart FINALLY flutter

it doesn’t take long for you two to depart, when you finish your own food and drink

and berate him a bit for not saving his drink for when he ended his meal and then stole a sip— no, a GULP from you

that night you give up on your project

(obviously not entirely)

but you’re certainly too busy to think straight

and lying in your bed with your heart beating quick is something you find pretty exhilarating

it’s actually pretty nice to like someone

because anything mingi does is fun, too

he gives you his jacket? perfection

he gives you a noogie? not AS perfect or ideal, but you’re happy he has you in a headlock because it’s a touch of human contact

and you like This human

he tries talking to you about what he would do if aliens landed

and you call him out on his bullshit, not because he’s wrong but because you love him <3 and he’s also wrong

he would NOT try and be nice to them, he’d immediately go in and look if there’s more species

“mingi would accidentally bring doomsday because he’d reject the flirting of an alien princess” yunho (who you met through mingi on the exact day of your 420 streak) adds, from somewhere near you guys in mingi’s apartment, and you absolutely agree

“marriage proposal? come on, i’d know!”

yunho looks at you, then at mingi, then back at you, and just shakes his head

and you feel offended because you’re aware of what yunho’s thinking

but mingi’s less on board

“are you saying they’re an alien princess?”

you argue that if you were an alien, you’d abolish the monarchy

but you also add that you’d rather be king if it came down to it

mingi is very insistent and it’s then when you realize that your heart is beating like that again

because he’s stood up and taken you with him to show to yunho that you’d make a terrific alien princess if only they put you in a sci-fi dress and crown

you want to put mingi in a sci-fi dress and crown all of a sudden, you don’t know : /

it’s prerogative you get more than one Mingi Hug

Mingi Hugs are a bit of an oddity

not because he doesn’t hug you often

it’s just that this is such a specific brand of hug that he reserves for moments of vulnerability

where he protectively wraps his arms around you, but places his head on your shoulder to hide his face

maybe he’s crying, maybe you’re crying, maybe neither is happening and he’s just grateful you’re there, but you’ve noticed he doesn’t do it as often to other people

it’s really cute, though

you’re sitting on your roof one night

not star gazing, mingi just said he read an article that said some phenomena will hit the skies

you tried to listen to him but he was so excited that explaining failed him and he just grabbed your hand to pull you out

(not that you were complaining, he was so gentle and cute)

you are lying down next to each other; and he’s pointing out constellations to you

you see some of them, others are less easy to spot, but every once in a while he rambles about something interesting he knew

but then it starts

you hear a sizzling first, and then a shot

and your sky is red… with a firework

after that, there’s another pound, the colour this time pink

it is pretty— colours exploding against the night sky is pretty

but what the hell? this isn’t a nebular event

it’s when you finally tear your eyes away from the sky to mingi to interrogate him that you see he’s already looking at you

and he has a very sweet smile on his face

“it’s our 500th snap streak day”

and you aren’t stupid, so you know he’s behind the fireworks, but

“why?”

and he lets out a very burdened sigh before he grabs your wrist, and places your hand in his

“it means i’ve liked you for 500 days”

there’s two emotions fluctuating all throughout

relief and joy

so you scoot over and let go of his hand so that you can swing your arms around his neck

his arms, for the first time, are loose, and you can absolutely hear the beating of his heart

the fireworks stop all of a sudden when your neighbour yells

but you ignore her so you can try and get even closer to mingi

you mumble that you like him too

however he hugs you tighter

and tells you he can’t hear you

but he DEFINITELY CAN AND HE’S JUST—UGHHH

so you decide to be even worse about it

and you y e l l it

now the whole neighbourhood knows you like mingi

though it does gradually grow into love

mingi’s a very caring boyfriend; after all, he was exactly the same as a friend

now with the added bonus of being able to kiss you

which is a power he abuses thoroughly

he gives forehead and temple kisses the most

and he’s a very terrible gremlin, so he sometimes holds your head only to bring it to his lips

or he’ll pick you up randomly

“can you tell i worked out?”

yes, you can, but you’re more focused on trying to land safely if he loses his grip

not that you don’t trust him

you trust him in every aspect of the relationship

he’s reliable— and also brings you food at inconvenient times of the day

plus you get to visit each other whenever

he likes doing animal face masks with you

and offers a bath every. time.

he runs some of the best bubble baths though, you can’t lie

he’s also very warm most of the time, so if you’re a heat sink… guess what! you no longer are!

mingi’s also very careful

he makes mistakes often; physically breaking things, sometimes he doesn’t know his strength, and so on

but he’s always ready to apologize and get you something new

he sometimes ends up going too far with a joke?

apology!

he’s very meticulous with it too. words mean as much as actions to him, and so there’s a lot of meaning in his apologies

he’s just cute

you’re both very cute but also a very annoying couple

pda? she’s your best friend

*yeosang cringes*

#song mingi #song mingi x reader #ateez #ateez x reader #ateez scenarios #song mingi scenarios #mingi x reader #mingi scenarios #ateez imagines #mingi imagines #mingi fluff #musicians #ateez moodboard

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prorevenge · 6 years ago

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Cheat On Me? Say Goodbye To Your Other Girlfriend, And Your Social Life!

TL;DR at bottom!

And no, I didn’t kill them.

Here we go. This took place when I was 15-16 years old. I had met this guy at a Christian youth gathering thing in the summer, where we were both serving as worship leaders in the band. We’ll call him Z.

It really was love at first sight for Z and I, and we were constantly together. We rehearsed the music together, we performed together, and just spent all of our free time together. You get the picture.

The gathering ends, and Z and I start dating towards the end of July. And everything was peachy-keen, up until the next February, when I noticed that things were, well, different.

So being that we were both teens, we were both in high school. But we did not go to the same high school, and our circle was mostly contained within the church. This is important later.

So, February was when it starts to go to shit. Z was cancelling plans on me more often, making more excuses, not posting anything about me on social media anymore, and just acting... different. He was also super secretive about his school life, and he had never introduced me to any of his friends at school.

And this was because, in February, Z started dating this other girl who went to his school! And because he kept so much of his school life to himself, I didn’t find out about this until MUCH later.

So now it’s June, and I’m really sad at this point. Z didn’t include me in his birthday plans, he almost never talked to me unless I initiated it first, and I was super fed up. So, I decided to do some investigating.

I started by going through his instagram, and checking his followers. I was just scrolling and scrolling, and scrolling, until I saw a familiar face, with an unfamiliar face as the profile picture. The profile pic was of a girl, we’ll call P, and Z, kissing.

My. Heart. Started. Pounding.

I tap on her profile, and I was absolutely mortified. There were dozens of pictures on P’s profile of her and Z, doing all sorts of coupley-things, kissing, going on dates, etc. I checked some of the posts, the caption was something about how much she loved him, he would comment something just as sappy back, and HE. WAS. A. CHEATER.

Heartbroken and fed up, I just simply screenshot a couple of the posts, send them to him, and block him on everything. I spent the next week or so crying, removing everything that reminded me of him from my life, and planning. And oh, did I plan.

Now, I’m NOT a person who normally starts drama, but cheat on me after we dated for 11 months? You deserve the drama.

I started by gathering up evidence of Z and I’s relationship, screenshots of texts, pictures, and videos of us together. Because after all, he didn’t just cheat on me, he was cheating on her as well by continuing to stay with me. So I gather my arsenal, find P’s instagram account, and send alllllll of the evidence to her, along with a text that was apologizing for the news.

And it. Was. Glorious.

Now of course I felt extremely sorry for the girl, as she was kinda in the same situation that I was in, and she had no idea that I existed, or that this was going on. I just kept comforting her, and saying that it was gonna be okay. P then asks for my number which I give her, and we end up talking on the phone for 2 hours, crying together as she breaks up with him over text. She was sending me a live-screenshot feed of what he was responding, and he was basically begging for her to stay as she told him to go fuck himself. I wish that I could’ve seen it unfold in person.

We talked for a while, both super pissed, and discovered how Z would use a lot of the same things on P and I. Like calling us the same pet-names, using certain romantic gestures, and having the same songs and/or movies that reminded him of us. It felt super shitty to discover that. But, this just added fuel to the revenge to come.

So because of this situation, I planned to make P my new best friend. And best friends, we were. We started hanging out all the time, posting pictures of us together constantly, really making sure to rub it in Z’s face. And lucky for me, P and Z happened to be in the same friend group before and during the time they were dating.

So through P, I got to know allllll of Z’s friends, and casually told every single one of them about what he did to me. I didn’t make up anything preposterous, I just told the story of how Z cheated, as is. Also, P happened to be a pretty popular girl at their school, so my story didn’t just reach Z’s friends, but their. Entire. School. And the results were amazing.

I managed to turn every single one of Z’s friends against him, and I didn’t just inform them on how much of a piece of shit Z was, I actually befriended them all myself, me taking Z’s place in the friend group. All of us became best friends, leaving Z to be exiled all alone for the rest of his high school career.

During that following school year, all of us would go to all sorts of their school’s events, have a blast, and by the lucky chance we saw Z show up, watch the shameful and sad look on his face as I partied with all of his old friends. All of us are still close to this day.

TL;DR - Boyfriend of 11 months cheats on me, I find out, get his new girlfriend to break up with him, befriend her, steal all of his friends, and ruin his social life for the long term.

I hope you enjoyed that!

(source) story by (/u/cjf331881)

#prorevenge #by /u/cjf331881 #pro revenge #revenge stories #pro revenge stories #pro #revenge #last10

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ryncorrect · 6 years ago

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university!au: day6 jae

following my uni!au with young k (idk how to link my own post asbajdnskmd im Dumb) so here another one with jae lol i think im gonna make one for each one of them buttttttt no promise bc my brain works in a very mysterious way LOL

anyway leggo

warning: this is lame lmaooooo

name: park jaehyung / jae

major: politic science

other activities: guitarist (and sometimes vocalist) of university band, member of music club, founder and leader of LOL SQUAD

everyone knows that tall skinny guitarist of the band i mean he’s hard to ignore tbh

he always wears loose T-shirt, ripped jeans, a cap that he puts backward, and round big specs to campus

professors hate his ripped jeans but can’t really say anything because oh well style doesn’t define someone’s grades and boy, does this kid actually get some braincells in him

well i mean at least he never fails his classes

he has this giant LOLSQUAD badge on his backpack because he’s proud af of his title as the club founder and leader

he actually started that club so he could to brag about his gaming skill to everyone who wanted to listen but he ends up getting his ass handed to him every single time they play together smh

if he’s not in class or hanging out with his game buddies, he can be seen following that Popular Student™ kang younghyun or as jae prefers to call him, “brian” or “brIBRI” because they both joined music club and are in the band

yes yes he’s well known and easy to spot

but…

“jae? park jaehyung?? who???”

everyone refers to him as “that foreigner student”, “the American guy” or “the gamer guy”, or my favorite: “chicken little”

i will never let that joke die im sorry but seriously he looks like chicken when he plays his guitar on the stage don’t @ me

there are only like 5 students in the whole university who know his actual name

anyways in this scenario you’ve always been interested in playing guitar but haven’t gotten a chance to learn and your friend kim wonpil invites you to join music club so you’ll have friends to practice with

“you know our jaehyungie, right? he’s really chill, you’ll get along well with him!!”

deep inside you’re like

who the heck is jaehyung

but wonpil is so excited to have you there so the next week you come to the club meeting

you introduce yourself to everyone and finally you meet him

“ohmygod the chicken little!!”

“whO THE HECK ARE YOU CALLING THAT”

“sorry- i mean the chicken guitarist- wait no-”

he glares at you, you laugh instead

scaring the new member challenge: failed

but yeah you’d seen him performing before and honestly you almost decided to become his fan

a l m o s t

at first he (jokingly) refuses to teach you guitar because you called him chicken little

and since then you keep calling him that just to mess with him

“hi chicken little”

“what’s poppin chicken little”

“why do you look so flustered, chicken little? do i make you nervous??”

he turns red chicken little is now an angry bird “gO AWAY NEWBIE YOU’RE SO ANNOYING”

jae’s a foreigner but he speaks fluent korean

he tells you that even though he was born and grew up in america he always speaks the language with his parents

but of course since he lives abroad there are lots of words or slang he doesn’t know, so you gotta be an ass and slip some difficult words when you speak to him

he gets his revenge by replying to you in english

whenever you two are having an argument (usually over stupid things) everyone in the club suddenly gets headache

wtf they’re not even making any sense

besides music, jae is the most excited when talking about LOL or social topics because well his major

honestly idk much about politic science so cmiimw

one time someone asks for his opinion about social welfare and he ends up starting a sudden debate session with the said person about social welfare programs in south korea and america and the difference between both countries

you mention human rights and he sNAPS

i mean he gives a full 15 mins speech about it

“yknow what im sayin?”

“dude… i honestly don’t get it at all”

because he be speaking in full english like wat

he’s just so passionate about everything it’s almost adorable

a l m o s t

and it’s not only his passion but also his small eyes, his laugh, his voice, or the way he occasionally lifts his head to look at you while playing guitar and you smile and he smiles because you smile first shnshsbshs soft

even the corners of his lips are so cute wow

oh fuck im emo i love him

but you adore him just as a good friend

he’s always been bubbly and friendly with everyone, not just you, so yeah it’s really easy to fall for him but you assure yourself that you’re nOT

are we having “in denial” shit again omg im so uncreative

anyway fast forward it’s ur birthday!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY

you decide to throw a small party at your place and invite 5 or 6 of your closest friends but damn on the d-day it rains so hard

if ur bday falls on winter then change it to snowing hard, if it’s spring then maybe there’s strong wind or something, whatever suits you fam lol

so no one comes to your party lol you are Sad

BUT THEN!!!! JAE SHOWS UP!!!!!

PARK JAEHYUNG

OUT OF ALL PEOPLE

no you didn’t invite him because idk

are we really that close??? ehhhh he probably won’t come anyway haha why bother

BUT!!!! HE SHOWS UP!!! IN FRONT OF YOUR DOOR!!!

he’s carrying an umbrella but it didn’t really help apparently because he’s soaking wet

imagine that view i mean nvm

“i happened to be near here and i remember it’s your birthday today so i think i’m gonna drop by to say hi and suddenly it’s raining too hard on the way but anyway happy birthday can you let me in first i’m cold”

ofc you let jae in i mean we can’t let the chicken catch the flu amirite

but you warn him that he’ll have to leave before 11 or your RA will kick you both out the dorm lol

after a towel, two cups of hot tea, and one shared piece of chocolate cake, you told him you were supposed to have a small party tonight but no one could make it because of the rain and he’s like “hOW DARE YOU HAVING A PARTY BUT NOT INVITING ME I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL” and you’re just like “lol shut up chicken here eat more cake”

anyways you two spend time joking and talking about random stuff and it’s probably not the best birthday ever but at least you don’t have to spend it alone and to be honest you’re happy that he’s here

then jae pulls out his ultimate weapon

i mean his guitar

he was soaking wet but the guitar is clean and dry and all fine like hoW EVEN

“priorities” -park jaehyung

he said he gonna play a song of your choice because he came empty handed and he feels bad about it

you blush and pick whatever song comes to your mind because you can’t really think of any, and he starts strumming his guitar and sings

and while he keeps looking at you, you find yourself too can’t take your eyes off him

the song ends and you’re about to clap your hands when he suddenly starts another one

wait you’ve never heard this song before

it’s a slow song and the lyrics are all like, the sky turns dark on the birthday of the brightest star so that it’ll be the only light in his world, how he feels regretful that he has nothing to give but his small heart, and he hopes that this lovely person will hold his hand as they listen to this song together, that this lovely person will feel warm beside him

guys just imagine the song okay i can’t Romance

it’s dead silent until you whisper, “is that… a song for me?”

jae’s face turns red and he starts panicking™ like “i made up the lyrics just now okay i know it’s fricking sappy and cheesy as hell okay i just uhhh want to cheer you up!!!! because you seem kinda down!!!!! let’s not talk about this again uGh WhatEvER leT Me LIvE!!!!!”

but you chuckle and thank him, it was the best present you can get from anyone

you two stare at each other for a second that feels like years and he finally breaks the silence, “you know,,, maybe i came here on purpose,,, maybe actually i want to see you,,,”

“and why is it?”

“because i think,,, i miss you,,, kinda”

and you don’t say this out loud but maybe you do know that

even if you say you’ll never

in fact you’ve already fallen for him a bit

or perhaps a lot

like a lot

then he leans in to kiss your lips and you kiss back and it’s almost not awkward at all, it just feels right as if you’ve kissed him million times before

a l m o s t

you two still blush real hard after

but yeah that’s how you two start dating

none of you two tell anyone about it but it’s pretty obvious, i mean jae always picks you up at your dorm, he walks with you to your class or vice versa (if your classes don’t overlap tho), you two keep stealing glances at each others, also—

jae with you: “hey,,,, come here sit with me u3u,,,,, did you have lunch??? oh i wrote a song last night check this out,,,, what are you gonna do this saturday? oml you’re so cute”

jae with everyone else: “HAHAHAHA FUCKING FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PRICK ALSO BRIAN FUCKING KANG IF YOU STEAL MY FUCKING FRIES AGAIN I WILL LITERALLY SNAP YOUR FUCKING NECK”

welp actually he’s not always sweet with you, sometimes you two still argue about silly things using mixed languages but now everyone in the club knows better to just run away once it begins

because it’ll end up with you two fighting or you two kissing

yes im nasty and a disappointment bye

btw wonpil is excited af it’s almost like he’s dating you both

“it’s really nice seeing you two finally together!!!!!!! especially because jaehyung really couldn’t shut up about you ever since the first day you joined our music club”

“wait wha-”

“YOU SNAKE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET FUCK OFF”

I’m so in love with park jaehyung y'all hsnshsbsh aNYWAYS!!! 100 blocks limit has lifted from tumblr app AYEEEEE

#day6 #jae #park jaehyung #day6 imagines #day6 scenarios #day6 fanfic #day6 reactions #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios #kpop reactions #this is embarassing smh #bye

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moreracquetball · 7 years ago

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it's my birthday!!!! and i was wondering if you could do any fluff whizzer/marvin headcanons or anything because i love what you write and it would be the best birthday ever if you wrote me something!! ((if you don't want to, or it's too sudden i totally understand!!))

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Marvin/Whizzer Headcanons

Marvin is emotionally clingy. He’s the “I melt every time you say you love me” and loves praise like no other (a little nsfw - but Marvin? Def has a praise kink). Whizzer knows this, so whenever he’s messed up or is just feeling really sappy/cheeky, he starts laying in on thick - telling Marvin how handsome he is, how smart he is, how lucky Whizzer is to have him. He loves to make Marvin preen and smile, and a little flattery can go a long way.

Whizzer is physically clingy. He’s the one that wraps around Marvin in bed, entangling their legs together and resting his head on his chest and running his fingers up and down his sides and kneading at his stomach. He’s also not afraid of PDA in public - he’ll lean his head on Marvin’s shoulder or grab his ass or offhandedly throw his arm around him. Also, this physical clingyness?? Gets 100% worse when Whizzer is drunk. Marvin essentially wears drunk Whizzer.

Whenever they get back together, Whizzer is still wary of “new Marvin” and suspects that Marvin is still the same insecure, gruff, overcompensating guy that he once was. So Whizzer gifts him short, tight rainbow-colored shorts (the ones Marvin wore during Day in Falsettoland) and gives them to him with feigned offhandedness, saying like “these made me think of you.” Whizzer thought that Marvin would balk at the femininity and get mad at him/never wear them. But Marvin is like “he thought of ME?? He got ME something???” and is just sooo heart-eyes and he wears the shorts around the house AND out in public with little care to what the outside world thinks. And Whizzer begins to accept that maybe second chances really can work out.

Marvin sings obnoxiously loud in the shower. Whizzer pretends to be annoyed by it but he lowkey loves Marvin’s voice and sometimes - when Whizzer is in a particular good mood - Whizzer joins him and they make it a weird, disorganized, awful, fun duet.

Since Whizzer is a photographer, you know that he has piles and piles of pictures of Marvin - shaving in the bathroom, playing chess with Jason, laughing with the lesbians next door, lying asleep and naked in bed, looking heart-eyes into the camera (AT THE PHOTOGRAPHER).

Remember in Thrill of First Love when Whizzer wanted roses and Marvin basically said no??? Well, their first date post-Baseball Game, Marvin shows up on Whizzer’s doorstep to take him out with like five bouquets of roses.

Whizzer and Marvin have a continual competition as to who can come up with the cheesiest, most embarrassing pet names for each other. Whoever can come up with the cheesiest AND say it without laughing wins. Right now, Whizzer has yet to beat Marvin’s “sexy-filled donut with darling sprinkles.”

One time, out in public at like some event where they were surrounded by strangers, Whizzer introduced himself with Marvin’s last name instead of Brown and Marvin was just sooo flustered that entire night, he could barely string together one sentence.

The first time they said I love you to each other, it was during a fight and as soon as they both admitted it, they never acknowledged what was said and they just ended up having hurried, sloppy, desperate sex on the floor. The morning after, however, they spend the entire time in bed, taking turns exploring each other’s bodies and whispering the words I love you I love you I love you into one another’s skin.

Just some fluffy headcanons in general

(not necessarily Marvin and Whizzer but it’s fluffy) Mendel and Whizzer take Jason to baseball games. They make a day out of it, and it’s not like Trina and Marvin aren’t allowed to come, but it’s kinda unspoken that they let Jason hang out with his two dads. It’s a great way that Jason can unwind from the stress that Marvin and Trina give him, and it’s just good bonding for the three boys. At first, Mendel and Whizzer barely spoke to one another and only talked to Jason, but after years of this habit, the conversation flow between the two is very loose and easy and Mendel and Whizzer are the kind of friends that seem oddly matched at first but then you hang out with them and see how they interact and it’s an oh yeahh, i can see it now moment.

Trina and Mendel def jammed out to those Richard Simmons tapes for their work-out sessions.

The lesbians and Whizzer/Marvin have double date night every month - sorry that’s fact. I don’t make the rules.

Trina packs both Mendel’s and Jason’s lunches for work/school and she adds cute personalized notes for both of her darling men.

Marvin and Cordelia are the biggest Star Wars nerds when it comes out. They have no chill and they argue with every other nerd boy that every single Star Wars character is gay.

Jason totes helps Cordelia bake things and keeps her company during summer break when everyone else is at work and she’s lonely.

Trina knit Mendel a really ugly, ill-fitting scarf and Mendel wears it every single day.

For the first year of their marriage, Trina had to learn how to stop feeling so surprised when Mendel would tell her that he loved her and he seemed like he actually meant it.

#falsettos #add more these made me smile #hc

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tap-dancing-fool · 7 years ago

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Callout post for @the-freedom-child and @archaic-zugswang

I’m about to get sappy. Like. Real sappy. And very long. So strap in.

Ive never been the best with words. Can you blame me? Being autistic and being emotionally abused in the past, I haven’t exactly gotten the best practice at putting my thoughts into words without getting tripped up. But here goes.

I suppose I’ll start with Charlie. I remember when I first met you. It was...god, 2015? Perhaps. We were both at Momocon, and I had only met people the day before. I hadn’t met you yet. We all sat in a circle and played Spin the Faygo, as all Homestucks did circa 2013-2015. I hadn’t met you before, or our friend Aaron, but I thought you two were pretty cool. It landed on us, and we both decided that, what is there to lose? So like any awkward teenagers, we kissed. And I gotta say, you were only the second person I had ever kissed-but your lips were soft and your smile was bright, and I knew that we weren’t going to be separated any time soon. And we weren’t. We exchanged numbers and we began talking. And listen-I’m oblivious but I’m definitely quick at falling for someone. If I don’t fall for someone within roughly two weeks, it probably won’t happen. So, after two week, I asked you to be my boyfriend. And from there, came five months of bliss.

Of course, we might have broken up. But after maybe a month, it was as if nothing changed. Things got rocky but things couldn’t be better.

And Ryan, god, Ryan. I remember the first time Sky told me about you. Byron had driven himself, me, and Sky back to Sky’s house, and we all did our nails. It was the beginning of the first semester, last year. It was...god, it was probably the end of August. She told me about this cute new trans guy in her class that she thought was gay as hell, and thought I’d like to be friends with. Well god, I’ll have to thank her for introducing us.

She gave me your number, and I immediately texted you, saying that I was a friend of hers and that I too am trans. The next morning, she dragged me to the school Amphitheatre and there you were. I’m prettt sure my heart ceased beating when I first saw you. We began texting perhaps once to twice a week, which soon progressed to once a day. Eventually, you and Charlie were the only people I was talking to.

I then invited you to my 16th birthday getotgether on the square. You, Byron, our friend Mattie, and I all hung out. My mom let you sleep over that night, and I won’t get into details on here of what the next three days entailed. However, not to bring up old memories, but one of those nights I remember clearly. Your partner at the time broke up with you, and you ended up climbing under my bed and crying. Like I said earlier, I’m not very good at social interaction so I put apple juice in a rainbow cup that said “I’M SO GAY I CAN’T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT” and a note saying “I won’t pry, but here’s some apple juice in a gay cup. I hope you feel better” and I put it in my doorway. I began getting the pullout reading in the living room and you came in and told me. I didn’t know what to do, so I just hugged you and let you cry. That was the moment I realized that I never wanted to see you upset again.

Over the next few weeks, we did teenager things and I realized that god, I was developing feelings. That was odd for me, because feelings?? What??? However, after a while, I couldn’t deny my feelings anymore. Apparently, you couldn’t either. On October fourth, you asked me to be your boyfriend. I nearly dropped my phone, forgot how to speak English, and started stammering in Spanish-as you do. Eventually, I got out a “yes” and this began our gay adventures.

And then I introduced both of you to each other. I didn’t know how it would work. My previous boyfriend with my current boyfriend. However, I realized I was supremely fucked during the third or fourth call between all of us-I love seeing your smiles more than anything else. Soon, we all admitted our feelings for each other and I couldn’t be happier-I thought.

We waited to go official until Charlie came down for Christmas break. You guys took me ice skating for the first time-despite your better judgement-and we made it official. And I gotta be honest here; I hate ice skating. I hate it. I hate gliding along a surface of whom I’m at the mercy of. I’m a dancer, I’ve spent years learning how to control my body, control every muscle I down to my fingers. So needless to say, ice skating was not my favorite thing I’ve ever done. But u had so much fun just being with you guys. Just seeing the light in your eyes and the smiles on your faces was a totally worth falling on my ass and being sore for four days afterwords. It was not fun when you went back to school, Charlie, but we all knew how to stay in contact.

And this far, that pretty much brings us up to date. I love you two so damn much.

God I wish I could bring you both to the dance on Saturday, you guys, but unfortunately, one of you are out of state.

Y’know, I had a whole plan for this. I was gonna to to the theatre and have someone sit you in the audience. The stage curtains were gonna be closed, and I was gonna be standing behind them when Byron opened them, and we were gonna get it all on tape. Unfortunately, I’ve been sick as hell, and I still can’t hear out of my left ear, so I’ll have to do it this way. Soooooo, Ryan, I have a question for you. If I’m still alive by Saturday, of course.

And I’m sorry I look so sick; I was suffering as I took this.

#ryan tag #charlie #uhhhh surprise?

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kurokonbscenarios · 7 years ago

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Kiseki no Sedai (as a whole team)

Here’s the detailed masterlist with links so you can easily access to each request and see what I’ve written so far (it’s under “read more” as the list is long and that it won’t take too much of your dashboard). The list will be updated at least at the end of each month if not before and whole masterlist will also be posted after I post others.

If any of the links doesn’t work, it’s on the wrong place or takes you on different sites, please tell me.

Last update: 23rd August 2017

Kiseki no Sedai

Cooking together

Gf having insomnia

Seeing their s/o in their jersey (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

S/o with cat ears and tail (+ Kagami)

S/o refusing taking nasty medicine (+ Kagami, Imayoshi)

Gf sticking up for their boyfriend (+ Kagami, Himuro)

Gf, singing idol (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

A gf witch (+ Seirin High)

S/o paying more attention to book/movie (+ Kagami, Imayoshi)

Walking in on s/o jamming out (+ Kagami, Himuro)

S/o dancing in public on purpose (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Gf snorting while laughing by accident (+ Kagami, Imayoshi)

Jealous GoM when their s/o keeps being confessed to/hit on (+ Nijimura)

Gf casually giving a peck on the lips of her gay (and attractive) male best friend as a greeting (+ Kagami, Nijimura, Mayuzumi)

S/o cheering loudly during a game (+ Kagami)

S/o getting pushed down the stairs (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

GoM as yokai/Japanese mythical creatures (+ Kagami, Momoi)

Meeting their s/o they met online for the first time (+ Kagami, Himuro)

Gf calling at 3am, missing their voice (+ Kagami)

Taking care of s/o with flu (+ Kagami)

Gf accidentally farts and sneezes while being sick (+ Kagami, Imayoshi)

GoM finding bruises on their gf (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Partner sucks at basketball (+ Kagami, Himuro)

Waking up their s/o in bed (+ Kagami) + How would they wake up their s/o? (+ Kagami)

Buying female hygene items for their gf (+ Kagami)

Gf geeking out over a show (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Gf smacking their butts (+ Kagami, Himuro)

S/o related to one of the other (+ Kagami)

Gf fangirling about their deep voices in the morning (+ Kagami, Himuro)

GoM working at Starbucks and serve adorable girl (+ Takao, Himuro)

S/o laughing with other guys (friends/childhood friends) and getting jealous and a little yandere (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Himuro)

Sharing Friday night with s/o

Attempting to buy pads and tampons for their gf (+ Kiyoshi)

What kind of music do they listen to? (+ Kagami)

Booty or boobs? (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Imayoshi)

S/o waking up screaming, scared and running out of their room, but no nightmare (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Hanamiya)

Proposing (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Imayoshi, Himuro)

Slapping their gf’s butt (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Gf throwing up in school (+ Kagami)

Saying ‘I love you’ to their s/o for the first time (+ Kagami, Himuro)

(trigger warning) Seeing old scars on their s/o (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Reaction to Haizaki hitting on their s/o (+ Kiyoshi, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Reaction to playing footsie during dinner with their parents (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Watching s/o’s favourite anime together (+ Kagami, Himuro)

Dealing with gf’s jealous little and stubborn brother (+ Kagami)

Jealous s/o (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Reaction to their baby taking first steps (+ Kagami, Himuro)

Trying to kiss their s/o, but they avoided it (+ Kagami, Takao, Imayoshi, Himuro)

S/o playing otome games (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Himuro)

Confessing to their crush that they really like, but their crush rejects their confession because they’re insecure and they think they’re not good enough for them (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Takao, Imayoshi, Himuro)

Yandere GoM

Reaction to getting groped on bus/subway, while intending to grope their gf (+ Kagami, Himuro)

First date and trying to lean in for a kiss, s/o standing up on toes

Kiss for the first time (+ Kagami)

Going to teen party (+ Kagami, Takao, Himuro)

(trigger warning) Reaction to s/o being abused (+ Imayoshi)

S/o fangirling over Free! characters (+ Kagami, Takao, Kasamatsu, Himuro)

Following their crush home late at night, to not let anything happen to them (+ Kagami)

Coming home after a losing game to the comforts and cuddles of their s/o, and realizing that they were the perfect partner to spend rest of life with

Reaction to s/o being injured in a match similar to Kirisaki Daichi style (+ Takao, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Reacting to their child’s first word (+ Kagami, Hanamiya)

Seeing their s/o punch someone for badmouthing them (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Songs that play when they kiss their s/o for the first time (+ Kagami)

Touching crushes’ chest by accident (+ Kagami)

Holding their newborn for the first time (+ Kagami)

Walking in on their s/o dressing (+ Kagami)

Tipsy GoM and sappy declaring their love to s/o

Reaction to their s/o pranking them with fake positive pregnancy tests (+ Kagami)

Dating s/o who also plays basketball (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Gf falling asleep on their lap (+ Kagami)

Reaction to finding out s/o is an amazing cook (+ Kagami, Takao)

Reaction to their gf being kissed by another boy, who liked her, against her will (+ Kagami)

Spoiling pregnant gf with attention and acting silly, wanting to touch her stomach (+ Kagami)

Introducing shy gf to the team (+ Kagami)

(trigger warning) Meeting s/o’s abusive father

Comforting s/o after losing their family pet (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi)

Finding their s/o in front of their doors in tears after running away from home (+ Kagami)

(with photos) Perfect date idea (+ Kagami)

Favourite place to leave biting marks/hickies on their s/o (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

GoM’s life as described by the state of their room

Doing their POC daughter’s extremly curly hair (+ Kagami)

Playing horror game and their s/o is afraid of the jumpscare, but want to finish the game (+ Takao, Himuro)

Watching Pretty Little Liars with s/o (+ Kagami)

S/o playing a rough sport and trying to convince them to stop, only for s/o to storm away angry and boys realizing they’re in love (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Imayoshi)

Having a nightmare of s/o dying, but waking up next to them (+ Kagami)

Forced to accompany s/o to their fangirl activities

Trying to learn new language with s/o

Reaction to s/o telling them ‘I love you’ for the first time while being intimate (+ Kagami)

Getting hit on by a gay guy while being with s/o (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Taking care of s/o with a bad cold (+ Kagami, Hyuuga, Kiyoshi, Himura, Haizaki)

Speaking up/objecting during marriage of the person they love (+ Kagami, Kasamatsu)

Reaction to finding out their s/o doesn’t want to be intimate until marriage (+ Kagami, Izuki, Imayoshi)

Reacting to s/o coming home with a big puppy (+ Kagami, Hanamiya)

Confronting guys after over hearing them checking out and making vulgar comments about their s/o during gym class (+ Kagami, Himuro, Nijimura)

Finding out gfs’ yandere ex wants her back

Trying to impress their gf + Trying to woo their gf

When they come to their s/o’s house the first time and their dog gets jealous and stalks the two (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Kasamatsu, Takao)

Listening to One Direction by s/o’s reccomendation

Game of Thrones AU

Shingeki no Kyojin AU

Catching s/o fangirling/-boying over Levi Ackerman

Seeing/catching their s/o create their own Sims and trying to get them together while being in the same house with other members

Where would they hold their wedding ceremony (+ Kagami, Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Comforting nervous s/o before her violin performance (+ Kagami, Takao)

Stuck on an elevator with their not yet s/o but crush whom has a tiny case of claustrophobia and is kinda freaking out and clinging onto the boys arm (+ Kagami)

Pillow fight with s/o (+ Kagami, Hanamiya)

Yandere gf like Yuno Gasai from Mirai Nikki (+ Kagami, Himuro, Hanamiya)

A guy lifting their gf’s skirt (+ Kagami, Hanamiya)

S/o getting in a fight over them (+ Kagami, Hanamiya)

What would they eat for breakfast? (+ Kagami)

Reacting to s/o declaring a tickle war and attacking them with tickles, trying to make them laugh (+ Kagami)

Finding out their close friend is a love rival for their crushes heart (+ Kagami)

(gif) Favourite cuddling position

Reacting to their crush falling asleep on the bus next to them after a field trip and their crushes head ending up leaning on their shoulder when they hit a small speed bump (+ Kagami)

Waking up their s/o, but they’re too tired (+ Kagami)

Reacting to falling on top of their crush in an empty hallway (+ Kagami)

Reacting to having kinky s/o (+ Kasamatsu, Sakurai, Himuro, Hanamiya)

Being in love with the same girl and competing for her love (+ Takao, Himuro, Haizaki)

GoM being taken cared of by their s/o after being injured during a basketball game/practice (+ Kagami)

Going to a family Christmas party with their s/o and they find out s/o has a really big family and ends up being picked on the whole time (+ Imayoshi, Hanamiya)

Throwing a birthday party for their friend

GoM as best friends headcanons

(with photos) S/o’s wedding dress (+ Kagami)

Martial arts style (+ Kagami)

GoM’s YouTube channels

Reacting to finding their crush’s diary and reading it (+ Kagami, Haizaki)

The first thing they do after sex (+ Kagami, Haizaki, Hanamiya)

Reaction to oblivious s/o being checked/hit on by other guys (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Imayoshi, Himuro)

Reaction to gf saying she wants to dance like in Dirty Dancing movie (+ Kagami)

How would they react when they find out their crush was cheated on? (+ Kagami)

(trigger warning) Depressed/suicidal s/o (+ Hanamiya)

Asking their gf to call them by first name

Reaction to being cheated on by s/o (+ Kagami)

Best sport instead of basketball (+ Kagami)

(gif) How would they propose for marriage? (+ Kagami)

Watching s/o who is a ballet dancer (+ Kagami)

Gf suddenly slapping them because of disagreement during an argument

What kind of mythical creature would they be? (+ Hanamiya)

Teacher!GoM having a crush on their student and confessing once they graduate (AU)

Reacting to their s/o can’t bear a child (+ Himuro, Mayuzumi)

Reaction to seeing their s/o for the first time (+ Kasamatsu)

What do they prefer; tall or short girls, and what kind of hair (length, color) would they like on their partners? (+ Kagami, Kasamatsu)

GoM trying to make Midorima and Akashi laugh

(gif) Prom night (+ Haizaki, Hanamiya) + (gif) How would they look dressed for/at prom? (+ Kagami)

Relationship headcanons

Walking in on their zombified s/o, but assures them it’s only makeup (+ Kagami)

Reacting to s/o singing a Queen song (+ Kagami, Hyuuga, Kiyoshi, Izuki)

S/o getting really frustrated because the guy won’t let them talk so they just start shouting/cursing in their native language during an argument (+ Kagami)

Finding out their s/o previously dated another one of them (+ Kagami)

(gif) How would they wake up their s/o?

Teams mocking them with jealousy because of their cute gf (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Takao)

(gif) Cuddling before bed (+ Kagami)

Reaction to s/o leaving temporarily Japan and missing their basketball match to see a game in Brazil-FIFA (+ Hanamiya, Imayoshi)

Reaction to s/o being mma/boxing champion (+ Kagami)

(trigger warning) Reacting to anorexic s/o

Finding out their s/o has a secret tattoo/piercing

Being chased by a little kitten whole day (+ Kagami)

Seeing their normally quiet s/o giving someone who annoys them a well-earned verbal beatdown

Reaction to s/o playing with a little kitten

Zombie AU where s/o gets seperated from the team in charge for supplies (+ Kagami, Hanamiya)

Reaction to s/o getting really excited about their favourite animal (+ Kasamatsu)

Finding out their s/o has been working together with Kise (+ Kagami, Kasamatsu)

Which pet would they have in their household? (+ Kagami)

Gf making them have a Christmas marathon

(trigger warning) S/o being insecure about their stretchmarks

When dating their crush for some time and the so innocently invites them on a shower together (+ Kagami, Takao, Hayama)

Visiting gf’s house, where he falls on her and when they were about to kiss her, her brother, Nijimura, comes in

Trying to catch their s/o at the airport before they board a plane to go back home and convincing them to stay (+ Kagami)

Seeing a poster of the newest broadway show and they see their S/O and it says they’re one of the leads (+ Kagami)

(AU) Finding out their s/o was a ghoul (+ Hanamiya, Hayama)

S/o bringing them to a visual kei/Jrock concert (+ Kagami, Takao, Imayoshi, Himuro)

Trying to ease up their crush who’s been paired up with them for a science project and their crush is very quite, shy and nervous around them because they secretly have a crush on them back but don’t know the boy likes them too (+ Kagami)

Finding out their s/o is a stoner (+ Kagami, Mitobe)

Seeing their s/o dressing into lolita fashion (+ Kagami)

Reaction to daughter escaping the house (+ Haizaki, Hanamiya)

Reaction to their s/o wearing their shirts but no panties (+ Kagami, Hanamiya, Haizaki)

Getting scared on the top of Ferris wheel (+ Kagami)

Waking up to their s/o making a flower crown around their head (+ Kagami, Imayoshi)

When they go cliff swinging/jumping (+ Kagami)

Response to their s/o asking them to cosplay a popular couple or ship from a fandom or anime, who would they go as? (+ Kagami, Takao)

Reacting to their s/o kissing their injury (+ Kagami, Takao)

GoM being jealous that their s/o spends too much time with their captain/is too close (crossover with Free! and Haikyuu!!)

What would they do if their s/o has a panic attack (+ Kagami, Takao)

Their s/o saves them from getting mugged with good self-defense (+ Kagami)

Reacting to their crush (captain of school's martial arts) winning against tough opponent (+ Hyuuga, Himuro)

Reaction to their crush best friend confessing that the crush has feelings for them, but are too shy and insecure to confess (+ Kagami)

(with photos) Surprising their s/o with cute promposal (+ Kagami)

Where would they ask their s/o to prom? (+ Kagami)

How would they react when they find out that their s/o's parents didn't like them? (+ Kagami)

Rejecting a guy's confession (+ Kagami)

Learning that their s/o has tics and are afraid of their reaction as they were teased when they were young (+ Izuki, Mitobe, Himuro)

Most to least likely to experience love at first sight and what makes them fall in love at first sight? + What do they like in a girl?

Out of GoM + Imayoshi + Hanamiya would enjoy watching Jurassic World with his gf?

GoM having a crush on a girl, who's dating Furihata

Ways to get them laugh

Shower/bath time with their gf

Preparing/giving their s/o chocolate on a White Day (+ Izuki, Takao)

Reaction to finding a vibrator in their gf room (+ Kagami, Himuro, Haizaki)

Reaction to their s/o covering up with a blanket during intimacy (+ Kagami, Himuro)

Playing volleyball with s/o who plays for the team (+ Kagami)

(gif) Finding out their crush likes Kuroko

Reactions when their s/o starts singing along the music and they're really into it (+ Takao, Miyaji, Hayama)

A little fan coming up to them after a game and telling them they want to be just like them when they get older (+ Kagami, Kasamatsu)

Reaction to s/o hinting to have sex for the first time (+ Kagami, Kiyoshi, Kasamatsu, Hanamiya)

S/o making funny faces at baby/toddler standing in front of them in the line at the store (+ Kagami)

Reacting to their s/o dunk slam cam them in front of whole class (+ Hanamiya)

Taking care of their loopy s/o after they removed their wisdom teeth (+ Kagami)

Reaction to seeing their naked gf by accident when a wave rips off their swimsuit (+ Kagami)

Taking their child to school for the first time (+ Kagami)

Getting tackled to the ground by a big dog, who belongs to their crush (+ Kagami, Takao)

Finding out their s/o is a cat lover and owns 6 cats

Guys being jealous because their s/o has otaku guy friends (+ Kagami)

(gif) Reaction to their s/o wearing a brazillian bikini (+ Kagami, Takao, Kasamatsu)

(gif) Reaction when their s/o slaps them on their booty

Seeing their s/o for the first time in 5 months after they returned from studying abroad (+ Kagami)

(trigger warning) Getting suspicious that their s/o is pregnant, but has been purging (+ Kagami)

#masterlist #Kiseki no Sedai #Kuroko Tetsuya #Kise Ryouta #Midorima Shintaro #Aomine Daiki #Murasakibara Atsushi #Akashi Seijuro #Generation of Miracles #Kuroko no Basket #knbscenarios

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gaiyofanfiction · 7 years ago

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Unexpected Consequence 5

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11

Got7 x Reader

Gang!Au

Angst

A/N: Hey guys! This is one chapter of two I will be posting today due to it being my birthday! So stay tuned! ~Yosei

Disclaimer: This story is not in any way shape or form true. This is purely fiction. All the boys from Got7 are very sweet and charming guys that wouldn't hurt a fly. I love them all so much. So please, check them out! They are amazing people.

Also, two other people from another group are going to be introduced. I'm not going to say who they are right now but they are also two of the sweetest guys you'll ever know, I love them both so much (considering it's my bias and bias wrecker.)

Trigger Warning: There will be swearing, kidnapping, holding hostage, torture and mentions of killing and drugs. So if you are uncomfortable with any of this, please don't read!

Chapter 5:

You stir in your sleep as you feel fingers stroking your hair. At first you didn’t think anything of it but then you remember you’re not at home. Your eyes fly open and you look to your side. You see BamBam petting your head with that creepy smile plastered on his face.

Surprised by his presence you let out a shriek and back away on the bed. “What the hell are you doing?!” You felt completely disturbed.

BamBam’s smirk grows and he tilts his head. “You’re just so cute while you sleep, Jagiya.”

Before you could say anything else, the bedroom door flies open to revel a slightly flustered Jinyoung. You raise an eyebrow at him. He looks around confused until his eyes land on BamBam and then it clicks. Jinyoung sends BamBam an icy glare. “There better be a good reason why you’re here.”

BamBam lets out an evil giggle and twirls a piece of your hair around his finger. You swat his hand away. “Her hair is just so soft and I loved watching her sleep.”

Jinyoung rolls his eyes and grabs BamBam by the arm, pushing him towards the door. “It’s time for you to stop being a fucking creep and leave.” He pushes him out the door.

BamBam quickly turned to send you a wink, making you shudder. “Till next time, Jagiya.”

“Don’t call me that!” You yell, throwing a pillow at him as the door shuts.

Jinyoung walked over to the desk across from the bed and sits in the chair backwards with his arms crossed over the top of the chair and his head lying on top. Silence falls over the room as he just stares at you with curiosity…like you were some spectacle to be looked at.

You wait for him to say something but after 5 minutes of awkward silence, you couldn’t take it anymore. “Why do you keep staring at me?”

Jinyoung tilts his head. “You intrigue me.”

The uneasy feeling just keeps snowballing. “And why is that?”

“You’re the first person to not break in front of me. I’m just surprised.”

You scoffed at him. “So I’ve been told.” You actually roll your eyes

Silence falls over the room once again. Considering the man who tortured you is sitting right across from you, you’re not really sure what to say. So, you just say the first thing that popped into mind.

“Have you always been like this?” You look up at the stoic boy in front of you.

Jinyoung instantly straightened his back and looked at you with narrowed eyes. “Why do you ask?”

You shrug and draw your knees into your chest to hug them and bury your face between your arms so that only your eyes show. “I don’t know if it’s because you were raised differently or what, but it’s not every day you grow up and decide 'I’m going to hurt people for a living.'”

He stays quiet, mulling over your question. You internally panic, thinking you said something to piss him off. “Ah, n-nevermind. I-It’s okay. You don’t have to say any-“

“No. I haven’t always been like this.” He looks at you with an unreadable expression. You lift your head to stare back at him, but not expecting him to respond.

Silence follows again. You nod your head, trying to encourage him to continue. “I’ll tell you my story if you tell me yours.”

He looks off to the side and mumbles. “This isn’t something I just tell to some random girl.”

Feeling a bit disgusted you quickly uttered, “Considering all the torture and the amount of staring you’ve done, I wouldn’t really consider myself ‘some random girl’”.

“Hmph”. He mutters in realization that you’re kind of right.

Jinyoung sighs and runs a hand through his hair. “Fine. It’s not a pretty story. No, I wasn’t always like this. I actually used to be a pretty good kid. I went to school, got good grades and was top of my class. The only thing that I hated was the kids at my school. I was the quiet, nerdy type, so I got bullied a lot. Because I was top of my class, everyone thought I was a kiss up. I ended up having to go to therapy for a while for depression and social anxiety. But I had such wonderful parents that were there for me through everything; I knew I was going to be okay.”

You see him genuinely smile for the first time since you got here and smile with him. ‘He really does have a cute smile. Oh my god, Y/N what are you thinking?!’ But suddenly your thoughts cut off as you see his smile fade into a pained frown.

“Things went downhill fast. It happened late one night. I was in my room working on homework when I suddenly heard a loud crash and then a scream. I quickly ran into the hall and…” He swallows the lump in his throat. “That’s when I heard the gunshots. Two of them. I ran down the stairs and saw both my parents lying on the floor in a pool of blood.”

You notice his voice trembling as he explains what happened. You look at him with sad eyes, trying your best not to burst out crying. The situation became so sullen in an instant. 'Are we…having a moment?'

“I looked up to see two boys, about five or six years older than me, with a gun at their feet. I don’t remember exactly what they looked like, but a very distinctive detail caught my eye. The younger looking one had a tattoo of a dragon wrapped around his left wrist. The only thing on my mind at that point was self-defense. I lunged for the gun just as the boys took off. By the time it was in my hands, they were gone.” Both of his hands clench tight. “I didn’t think it could get any worse but I was wrong. My neighbors must have heard the gunshots because suddenly the cops were at my door. The next thing I realize, I’m in handcuffs and thrown into the back of a police car.” He grinds his teeth and his whole body becomes tense. You can see the physical and mental anguish he’s gone through.

Jinyoung looked straight into your eyes as tears stream down his face. “I was arrested for the murder of my own parents at the age of 15.” His entire body was shaking.

Your hand flew to your mouth and your eyes widen in shock. “Oh my god.” You breathe out.

Jinyoung tries to get his composure together and continues with his story. “I was put in Juvie for months until my trial. Turns out it was a robbery gone wrong. I was cleared of all charges and released. But by then the damage was done. Everyone heard about the shooting and branded me a monster. So, that’s what I became. JB found me and let me join his gang. They took me in when no one else would.”

He slammed both his fists on the desk making you jump a little. “I swore from that day on, that I would find the man who did this to me. I told JB what happened and he eventually told me their names. They go by G-Dragon and T.O.P of Big Bang.”

Your eyes widened in fear and your mouth agape. You’ve heard of G-Dragon and T.O.P. They are two guys you never want to get involved with. You slowly crawl over to the end of the bed and stand on your shaky legs, giving a very surprised Jinyoung a quick hug. “I’m so sorry that you had to go through all that.” You say quietly. You cradled his head as it lay perfectly on your chest. 'W-what is this feeling…'

Jinyoung sits there frozen, not expecting a hug from you of all things. He pats your back awkwardly and then shoves you off him. You noticed the blush on his face as you’re pushed back, but you didn’t say anything. You stood there awkwardly with one arm across holding the opposite arm.

“I-It’s fine.” He rubs the back of his neck. “Don’t get all sappy about it.”

Before you could respond, you hear his phone go off. He opened up a text and read something. He looks up at you after putting his phone away.

“Hey, are you hungry?”

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toezi · 7 years ago

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Who’s Ready for Seconds

After 65 year,,, A picture prompt requested by @kyeinthesky

*inserts freeze frame*

Yup, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got here. Well, we better start at the beginning.

My name is Joshua Hong. I was born a healthy baby boy at 8 pounds 6 ounces and 24 inches long. My twin brother, however, was not as lucky. He was born crippled from the neck down. He had a 15% chance of living with the condition his body was in. But my father, a glass half full type of guy, imagined that 15% as the next greatest accomplishment in the field of medicine.

He became an infamous neurosurgeon during his mid-20’s. He himself advanced medical practices 20 years ahead of its time. But he was fired by at least 16 distinguished hospitals and banned from teaching at seven out of the eight Ivy League universities. He moved himself and our pregnant mom out to a small country town in Korea where he ran a back-alley clinic, performing mostly operations on neighborhood pets. What I failed to mention is that he was… well, eccentric. Completely insane. He was obsessed with the idea of artificially creating life and the works of the fictional Dr. Frankenstein. He seriously studied Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein as if he was cramming for this huge, 75%-of-your-grade final exam. He spent countless hours of his spare time studying the concepts of tree grafting and exploring just how far he could take this process across the biological spectrum. His first step into the mammalian world was experimenting on rats. He had meddled with some reptiles before, attempting to splice lizard legs onto snakes, or embedding the mucous glands of frogs into mice, just because he got a kick out of the mice obsessively trying to clean their perpetually mucousy fur. But once he started on mammals, there was no stopping him. He was insistent on working his way all the way up the evolutionary chain. He eventually accomplished his dream of altering the anatomy of the most evolved, intellectual species.

His first test subjects just happened to be my brother and I.

We were five. Jacob, my brother, had been completely bedridden for 3 years. His muscles had atrophied so severely that he could only control his neck. He was like a withered stalk of celery imprisoned by the weight of his comforter. So that’s why my father only salvaged his head. After years of preparation he was finally successful in altering human anatomy in the most grotesque and unexplainable manner. He merged the vertebrae in Jacob’s neck with my spine. My back is like a merging lane with two cars trying to get in at once. Except one car is annoying.

“He should have just gone for a transplant.”

“ShUT UP JACOB.”

He’s always interrupting. At least whatever inner monologue I share with you is safe from him. He may be sharing my spine but he isn’t sharing my thoughts.

“I don’t care what mom says, I’m the better head!”

“Jacob, I swear to god nobody cares. You don’t even have any hands to do chores with; why would you be the favorite?”

Oh yeah, I should mention: After the procedure was completed and our mother found out, she threw a fit. She demanded that our father undo the procedure, but he explained that if he removed Jacob’s head he wouldn’t be able to reattach it to his respective body. Which wouldn’t have been so bad. Our mom was outraged and kicked our dad out. We haven’t seen him since. Thank god he was a skilled surgeon though. Who knows what would have happened if there were any complications after he left.

Enough about our sappy backstory; you’re probably wondering about the above freezeframe. Well, it all started on saturday morning. I had just picked up my good ole bud Mingyu and had walked to the farmer’s market with him.

“He wanted to get a churro and he never even got one!!”

“Jacob, it’s been two months. Forget about it already!”

Anyways. I should mention that Mingyu doesn’t know about Jacob.

“You never introduced us.”

“Jacob, stop pouting.”

In fact, nobody knows about Jacob

“I’m a very lonely man.”

“Jacob, I’m ignoring you for the rest of this story. Probably for the rest of the week too.”

You’re probably wondering how nobody knows. Well, I walk around in public like the grim reaper. Out mother sewed us a large black cloak on our 18th birthday, after we begged to go outside for the first time. Out mother was always the most worried about us and how the public might react to a two-headed man. And every trip we took outside, there never failed to be one person shouting-

“Hey, Quasimoto! Did you forget the directions back to your tower?!”

Mingyu glared at the snickering teenagers and looked back at us with a look of concern. “They probably just read Hunchback of Notre Dame yesterday in their English class.” he scoffed with a click of his tongue.

“I don’t blame them.”

“Josh! What do you mean?” Mingyu asked, the pity in his eyes burning a hole through my face.

“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid cloak on? That’s weird!”

Before Mingyu could even reply, a scream broke through the already loud marketplace. I immediately ran to a crowd that had gathered in the center and pushed my way towards the front. A large man was beating up a much smaller, long-haired man. It looked like he was in one of the classic owes-him-money scenarios. I was about to turn away but there was something about the fear in the long-haired man’s eyes as he cowered on the floor, protecting himself from the punches of the other, that really kicked in my “root for the underdog” instincts. So i just… rushed in there… I pushed the larger man off of the other, sending him flying a few feet. Maybe having two heads somehow makes me stronger? Now the smaller man was bruised and bleeding and he looked like he was fading in and out of consciousness. So I picked him up and tossed him over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

“He’s a thin man; but, boy, was he heavy.”

“Jacob, I’m the one with the arms…”

Anyways. Tossing him over my shoulder knocked the hood off Jacob’s head. So my urgency to leave the crowd tripled and I jolted out of there *cue the freezeframe*, elbowing past anybody who was in my way. I was running so fast I couldn’t even hear the gasps, comments, and screams from the people who had caught a glimpse of Jacob. I’m sure news will spread fast in this town…

“It’s always been my dream to be famous.”

“This isn’t the type of attention you want, Jacob.”

I guess the man beat this guy into another dimension because he was out like a light as I carried him 4 miles up to our home on a hill. The house looked pretty abandoned. But hey, my mom never worried about cleaning up since she never welcomed visitors. She wanted the house to be mine and Jacob’s safe space. This guy will be the first person outside of our family to set foot on this property in fourteen years. The last person was a postal worker that our mom chased off with a broom. Let’s just say that we get our mail at the post office now and there is a federal restraining order issued against our mother.

I had dressed this dude in a pair our pajamas and laid him to sleep in our bed.

“Why the hell is he grinning like that in his sleep??”

“Jacob, shhhh. You’ll wake him- oh. Wow. You’re right that is terrifying.”

He looks kind of like an angel…

“Despite the creepy smile, he’s hot.”

“JaCOB!”

After a few hours he finally began to stir. We were sitting at our desk when we heard a faint, tired “Hello?”

His voice.... Was beautiful…

I spun the chair around so I could face- I mean, we…

Oh Shit.

What is he going to think when he finds out he was kidnapped by a two-headed man? Luckily he was fidgeting with the collar of the shirt i dressed him in, giving me enough time to throw a blanket over Jacob’s head and around my shoulder.

“Why the hell is this collar so stretched out?”

“Ahh… We-I-I have a big head I guess haha.” I chuckled, quite nervously.

God, what is he going to think of me?

He looked up at me, completely bewildered. He probably already think I’m some freak with just ONE head.

“Who are you anyways?” He asked, avoiding eye contact with the giant, wiggling lump underneath the blanket.

What’s worse? If he knows I have a second head or if he thinks I have a huge, living goiter?

“Uh. My name is Joshua.”

“Jeonghan.” He smiled back.

I wish I could drown myself in that smile all day.

“Hey, lovebirds! Are you gonna introduce me or not?” Jacob raged and squirmed underneath the blanket.

“Oh, are you a ventriloquist?” Jeonghan asked.

Jacob finally wiggled the blanket off his head. “God, at least you’re cute.”

“Uh- I-uh It’s kinda warm in here do you need me to turn on the fan? I-I’m so sorry…I didn’t mean to keep you here. You probably want to leave. I underst-”

“You-you think I’m cute?”

WHAT.

Not only did Jeonghan seem… comfortable? But he was blushing at Jacob’s snarky commentary?

“You’re not… freaked out? By us?”

Even Jacob seemed to be taken aback. He… wasn’t screaming? He wasn’t terrified beyond belief. In fact, he stayed calm, never breaking eye contact with us. Or rather… never breaking eye contact with Jacob…

“You know, you’re pretty cute too…” Jeonghan looked at his squirming toes and blushed. “I don’t think I caught your name?”

“I-I’m Jacob..”

“Jacob!” Jeonghan’s face lit up. The glow of pure joy that he radiated was breathtaking.

I couldn’t take my eyes off of him.

He couldn’t take his eyes off of Jacob.

And that’s how my second head stole the first love of my life.

#IM SORRY I TOOK SO LONG KYE #HERES MY TRASH I OFFER IT TO YOU #dont ask me about this i dont EVEN #i fkn made a second pic for this im a mess #i had fun THO #EVEN THO I COULDNT END THIS FOR MY LIFE #ITS OVER 1700 WORDS I REALLY #also i feel like i switched too much between I and we/my and our #ALSO REREADING THIS THE BEGINNNING IS SO DARK OH MY GOD #U OKAY THERE DENNA #anways uh clarification italics is Joshua't thoughts; narrated by josh #Assume a sentence belongs to jacob unless its Josh yelling at Jacob #anyways #im outtie #picture prompt

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ralphmorgan-blog1 · 7 years ago

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A Definitive Timeline Of Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Relationship

Sad news for those of us who consider ourselves princesses in training: Prince Harry, aka the world’s most eligible bachelor and an actual hot redhead, is no longer eligible. Monday morning, the royals announced that Harry is officially engaged to actress Meghan Markle, and that their insane fancy wedding spectacular will take place sometime in the spring.

Pour one out for all the girls who signed up for study abroad in England this year in hopes of rom-com-ing their way into princesshood. Now I guess you’ll have to settle for a Duke or something. Lame.

In honor of Meghan marrying a prince and doing the one thing every woman has been taught by the patriarchy Disney should be their ultimate goal in life, here is a timeline of how tf she did it. Take notes, ladies, this is How To Marry A Prince In 365 Days, translated into normal relationship terms for the peasants:

July 2016 - Harry and Meghan meet through a mutual friend. Considering that’s all the info the royals have given on their meeting (rude), I’m going to make shit up speculate wildly that she and the prince had a meet-cute while he was moonlighting as a commoner in order to get fucked up enjoy a low-key night with the peasants. Meghan came to Harry’s rescue when he almost blew his cover by not knowing what a body shot was (he thought it was a type of jewel). After the two shared a beer bong (or seven), he revealed his true identity to her, and it was love at first drunken makeout.

Normal relationship translation - You go to a friend’s bday party and she out of nowhere introduces you to this random ginger she’s known since college. You immediately table text her that you’re pissed she would hide such a hot ginger from you, and make it your mission to slide into his DMs by the end of the night.

November 2016 - The Royal Kensington Palace releases a public statement in which Markle is referred to as Harry’s girlfriend. The statement is basically a clapback at what they called a “wave of abuse and harassment” that Markle had faced since rumors started flying that she was dating the Prince. The statement said “Prince Harry is worried about Ms. Markle’s safety and is deeply disappointed he has not been able to protect her,” and that “It is not right that a few months into a relationship with him that Ms. Markle should be subjected to such a storm.”

Normal relationship translation - Him telling his ex to back the fuck off after you wake up one morning and find she’s followed you on all social media and started passive-aggressively liking all of your pics.

Dec. 2016 - Meghan and Harry are photographed in public shopping for a Christmas tree at the Pines and Needles store in London, which is like, basically an engagement in and of itself. I mean, the prince doesn’t just shop for Christmas trees with anybody. (Also—don’t you have people to do that shit for you? I know Harry’s not the heir to the throne, but damn…)

Normal relationship translation - The two of you appear in your first tagged photo together. Your bestie comments a side-eye emoji, he comments “lol”.

Still Dec. 2016 - The two were spotted seeing the play on London’s West End, which is just like, another one of the benefits of dating a Prince. He takes you to see hit plays on your second date, and not just like, treats you to a Groupon for a dinner that you end up having to chip in for, because he didn’t read the fine print and it actually doesn’t cover drinks.

Normal relationship translation - See above.

Also In Dec. 2016 - Harry makes a v casual 1,700 mile detour from his tour of the Caribbean to chill with Markle in Toronto.

Normal relationship translation - This is kind of like when a fuckboy stops by to hook up before he heads over to his job a Taco Bell, except it’s not like that at all and I have to stop dating guys who work at Taco Bell.

May 2017 - Fast forward like, many months and Meghan and Harry are finally ready to make it official-official, which in royalty terms means “attending their first public event together.” The two attended Pippa Middleton’s wedding together. As far as relationship terms go, attending a wedding is a BFD, and considering this wedding was like, the literal future queen’s sister and not just like, his friend from high school, it’s safe to say things were getting pretty serious.

Normal relationship translation - You go with him to his high school friend’s wedding and the two of you pose for your first official Insta together. You caption it “He puts up with me,” or something along those lines so people know you two are together and having fun.

September 6, 2017 - Meghan calls Harry her boyfriend numerous times in an article in , and says they’re “two people who are very happy and in love.”

Normal relationship translation - You post a sappy status for his birthday saying how he makes you happy and shit. All your friends like it but shade you behind your back.

September 23, 2017 - The pair made their first “public appearance,” which is apparently different than “attending their first public event” (royals are so extra), at the opening of the international Invictus Games in Toronto.

Normal relationship translation - The Invictus games are kind of like, Harry’s thing, so in normal relationship terms this is basically like him inviting you to participate in his fantasy league. Once that happens, you know a ring is on the way.

November 27, 2017 - In a statement entitled “His Royal Highness Prince Henry Of Wales And Ms. Meghan Markle Are Engaged To Be Married,” the couple announced their engagement. The statement said the wedding will take place in Spring of 2018, and that the couple will live in Nottingham Cottage at Kensington Palace.

Normal relationship translation - You post a staged photo of him proposing and a close-up pic of your ring to Insta with #isaidyes! Then you quietly go ask your parents if its okay if the two of you move into their basement to save money for the wedding, which you say will take place in spring but probably won’t happen until next winter because you’re like, poor busy and shit.

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keyofshadows · 8 years ago

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Mostly out of context and in no particular order.

Someone tell Henry to stop turning into Sora. Also Wendy is making me think of Namine. So who does that make Pan? Wait, Marluxia!

I keep wanting to cry happy tears and hug chibi Sora into little bits and this has Maya and Kai all upset- well, Maya's squeaking at Sora's cuteness and kinda spazzing over 'Can you imagine if Kai HAD been Riku's son' and we're not getting into that mess and Kai's just mostly upset because he misses his family damn it, even if he has friends where he is and a kid brother.

And hi, rambling because FEELS.

AUUUGH.

I've gone weird again.

Ahahaha, and the bad ideas keep coming. I wrote out a thing for the mods seeking permission for Heartless-related stuff. Haven't sent it yet 'cause I might be sane come morning. That and Kai's borderline freaking out. Something about not wanting his mother's past to be his future. Maybe I really just want an excuse to have a weird AU KH/WR crossover where Ray kicks his ass for training Shadows as minions.

Meanwhile Eli and Fen just sit on the sidelines and snicker.

I wanna go home and laugh at the trouble Kai's gotten into. Or not. I giggled earlier and was exhausted for 20 mins. But still, Kai just found out he's fucking with a 3,000 yr old spirit born of darkness. Somehow this is not phasing him as much as it should. He's either very much his mother's son (with all the issues that entails) or Riku and Sora rubbed off on him. Or he really IS Riku's, but Maya can dream. It's better than the truth, anyway.

Random 1 am thought: Eli as a kid, boasting to all his friends that he was kidnapped by an evil faerie before he was a year old and turned into a kitten.

"And she replaced me with a fake baby that turned inta sticks when my mama blew out my birthday candle! Isn't that NEAT?"

Amy: /facepalm Lanie: /jealous

"How come Eli gets ta do all the fun things?"

Eli: /smiiiirk

So I got this started during a low-pain point in my migraine, and Eli can't stop snickering. Despite the migraine Kai's post got me thinking. 'The last time...' in reference to wishing his dad was there. 'The last time he'd built a snow fort like this, it'd been in Christmas Town. His uncle had taken him and his dad to see Santa, when Kai was on the edge of not believing anymore. He was, after all, seven. His mom had stayed home, insisting she'd not only get a stocking full of coal, but would probably find herself buried under it.'

And she would've, too.

When someone introduces themselves as serving under a king, it's appropriate to use 'Keyblade wielder' after your own name, yes? Yes. Inwardly Kai's just like '.....fuuuuuck.' This was not how he wanted to become known to Henry. 'Yeah, I kinda adopted your adopted son as my kid brother, I swear I'm not a bad influence on him and I'm so sorry I attacked your knight unprovoked. Please don't have me executed.'

Newsflash: Kai doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut.

'They're kind of cute when they're not trying to eat your face.' - Best description of Shadows ever.

OMG it's so cold in this house why do I not know Firaga. Or where my gloves are. Or my scarf. Or hat. Assuming there's any money left next month I'm buying socks. I have...five pairs of socks? That don't have holes. And I'm not sure where three of them are. I'm wearing one and the other is...in my dresser. I think. Lol I'm totally on top of where my stuff is. This is why cleaning my room is bad. I can find my floor but nothing else. Ever. This'll be Eli someday. Only able to find things when they're strewn across his room. And he'll like it that way! "But mom, all great warriors have messy rooms! Uncle Sora told me so!" And you KNOW Larkin'll be the only one that can make him clean it properly. Threats and bribes. Though both may be the same thing.

Right in the middle of one of Xehanort's speeches and I got a migraine. I'm kinda disappointed.

Re: OUAT and hearts - DUDE HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK and Hello WR flashbacks. Also re: next week's ep and swords being present at a baby's birth - Yes, I imagine Jalen was armed when Eli was born.

That random idea I had a few days ago involves what Awiergan's supposed to be doing, you know, hunting down Mal's nobody and knifing her. She's certainly had prime opportunities to do it, what with her current masquerade. Amy and Jalen's wedding anniversary is the 5th this month, and I wanted Amy to be back to herself by then, however temporary. THEN I thought, hey, what if Awiergan went out, found the nobody, brutally killed her, and let Amy watch? The shock of that would be enough to let Amy push the Brat back under, and she could come home covered in blood freaking out. To who, I dunno yet. But hey, happy anniversary!

Um, what was the original plan for the Cornerstone of Darkness? And I vote we destroy Disney Castle. As in the whole world. Dunno what exactly that'd mean for the Cornerstone of Light, but hey. The one place everyone trusts to always be a refuge against the Darkness going bye-bye? Always a good time! *whacks Awiergan*

Eli insists on a new tradition = New Year's Day Bug Hunts. Every New Year starting from age 8, he's gonna spend the day looking for the weirdest, most colorful bugs he can find. He demands that Larkin accompany him and carry his jars. >>; I do not see that ending well for him. "I only asked her to carry seven jars! An' then she dropped 'em! Down a hill! WITH MY BUGS IN 'EM. THEY ROLLED INTO THE POND AND 'MOST DROWNED!"

...The last time I had a *really* awesome and entertaining idea, it was a plague that wiped out two-thirds of Hogwarts.

This kid is gonna be in so much trouble. Eli: "....Aunt Song, Larkin won't stop followin' me! She says she's gotta protect me from Heartless!" Amy: *snickers forever* "Good luck with that. This is why we don't pretend that Igor is real sweetie~"

I decided Lanie gets to learn magic from Ray too, because she'll need to help keep her brother in line. God forbid her best spell turns out to be Thunder.

Yay babies. Oh god, a three year old and a newborn why did I do this to Amy oh wait. *cackle*

I had this cute little dream where Auryn wakes up crying (He's like a week old) and Eli gets to him first, and is trying to calm him down so he doesn't wake Larkin 'cause she needs her rest, and god forbid his mom, 'cause he'll never get to hold his son again. *snicker* He finally gets the kid to pass out by putting Igor in the crib by Auryn's feet, then makes the comment, "Yeah, he was my favorite too."

Hahaha so adorable and sappy and damn it, men should not be attractive when wounded. (And this is where Jalen's eyebrows go into his hair because what conversations has he been missing)

And then there was that time that healing magic was backfiring and Jalen was stupid and fell off the bailey wall and broke his wrist, and instead of his wife going 'Oh, my Jale!' and cuddling him silly, she whacked him upside the head, gave him a lecture, and teased him for a week. *snort* But then, they have an weird relationship that'll be sure to amuse their children for years to come. Hell, it's amusing FEN.

Ahahaha. I love how Kai is all '.....How do I explain this?' Because apparently he was taught the honor thing but not exactly the why of it? Or he's just a dork. Let's go with that. Eli says that girls can take care of themselves, but you should at least make the attempt unless you want to get beat up. Speaking from eventual experience, no doubt. Also I love how that last sentence makes no and yet all the sense.

I've always sympathized with the villains. Maleficent was the first. I was four. *shifty eyes* I was a weird kid.

The game I've got Kai in is getting an expansion. The school's going to be revealed to be on an island. I'm happy. Kai on the other hand, not so much. Reminders of not-home and places he'd been with 'Jem, which are probably gonna lead to him hitting things with his Keyblade. Especially once he finds his Corridors STILL can't get him away from the damn place.

Suppose Kai could always just try and use his Keyblade to chop 'em up...and this is for a bonfire, actually, though I did think him trying to make a raft in an attempt to leave the island would be all sorts of funny and history sorta/not really repeating itself, but I gotta get mod permission for that first and I'll just shut up now.

Yay, they have access to the beach now. And someone else decided to try a raft, which I'm actually glad about. >_> Kai will instead make an idiot of himself trying to catch fish. And the 'here fishy fishy' is a ridiculous inside joke from the old game that I couldn't resist using even though no one will get it. Riku had a net and was out tromping through the shallow water on Destiny Islands, trying to catch dinner for himself, Sora, and Kairi. He finally managed, but he burned dinner afterward. *snerk*

Oops. Kai wants to know what the fuck I just got him into. *cackles madly* Hell if I know. I've got Eli on the sidelines lecturing him on Darkness. And Fen pointing out he should consider himself lucky he's never met Ray. *facepalm*

Yeah, so if the wyvern doesn't kill Kai, he's gonna take Eli's advice and call him Yen Sid. ...My muses should not be allowed to interact sometimes. Also now I've got Jalen snickering because hmm, who did he know that had problems with a wyvern? *facepalms forever*

Re: 'Driel - And why doesn't this kid have fear? She's a nine year old on her own in a strange place, and they had a 3-4 day blackout already, but she's just...peachy. Lonely for her family, sure, but she's met a 700 year old faerie that shifts into a wolf, a boy that's possessed by a 3,000 yr old malevolent spirit, a king from the 15th century, and now friggin' Death, and she's just hunky dory. This IS a good thing, yes?

IT'S LARKIN AND ELI LMAO Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

#kingdom hearts au #old threads #roleplay #queue

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DRAFT BOX: FOTO FAIL FRIDAY: FROMANCE.

I wanted to take the non-traditional route in approaching this belated Valentine’s Day post by ignoring the standard conglomeration of hearts & love, and photographing nouns that relate to some of my favorite rom-coms/rom-drams/rom-com-drams, because i’m a low-key sucker for sappy things (cheesy). I was out all day hoping to photo some movie thangs and nerds fighting the storm with their umbrellas, but nope, just got wind-slapped all around (stray branches included )–the rain didn’t start pouring until I got home because of course.

* UPDATE (02/21): THIS IS NOW A TBT OF A FOTOFAIL OF A COMMERCIAL HOLIDAY THAT HAPPENED ONE WEEK AGO LOL HOW. *

**UPDATE (02/22): LOL it’s Wednesday. But this is finally complete. #WhyNotWednesday **

500 Days of Summer ( 2009 )

Rachel Hansen: Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your soul mate.

Tom and Summer were two separately flawed characters whose bittersweet union was doomed from the start. For the longest time, I saw Summer as the b-word who carelessly wrecked Tom’s heart, when in reality, Tom’s insufferable sense of entitlement and manipulative nice guy complex subtly revealed that he’s actually kind of a jerk. Except for that whole dance number to Hall & Oates You Make My Dreams and showing Summer his favorite spot and drawing painstakingly detailed buildings on her arm. That was cute. Another thing that saved this film for me was presenting the nonlinear “boy meets girl” narrative in the dude’s perspective, forewarning the audience that this is not a love story, and allowing these two imperfect humans to individually see a happy ending: Summer marries someone she truly wants, with whom she shares a genuine connection, and Tom is refreshingly presented another “season” to start anew, with someone potentially better suited for him. Additionally, a mind-blowing color theory visually demonstrates how these two were simply not made for each other, which can be found here.

cute score: 6 ( eh cute, JGL A 10 tho )

photo: Water Court at California Plaza on the upper level of Tom’s favorite spot in Angels Knoll, Los Angeles, 2009.

13 Going On 30 ( 2004 )

Matt: You can’t just turn back time.

Jenna: Why not?

In this essentially female version of Big, Jenna Rink’s 13 year-old self wishes to be thirty, flirty and thriving after some dudes and mean girls (which premiered the same year!) ruined her birthday party. On cue, magic dust spins her into an It’s A Wonderful Life-type alternate reality where she is living the dream as a rich, successful editor for her favorite fashion magazine. She reconnects with her childhood BFF, Matt, and they ultimately catch feelings faster than a winter cold. But aw dip, chocolate chip, Matt is hella engaged and about to be married, and now conflicted because Jenna has finally reciprocated his feels, but you know, commitment and whatever. A string of miscommunication and conflict occurs, then Jenna shows up to Matt’s wedding where he’s like, LOL, look I’ve always loved you but the past can’t come back yo. Upon hearing this, she cries with intense regret, wishing she could just be 13 again for a do-over. The same magic dust gradually falls (for effect), and the scene reverts to her birthday party where she enthusiastically chooses Matt ( who grows up looking like Mark Ruffalo ) over the 80s cool kids, and their story ends all sweetly with the pair eating their favorite childhood candy on the lawn of a pink house, interestingly designed like her dream house, figuratively implying that her deepest wish has come true (or not).

cute score: 8 ( hecka cute the Thriller moment is still awkward for me tho and omg look Mark Ruffalo didn’t even want to do it lol click here )

photo: New York Public Library, setting for magazine’s ‘Class of 2004′ photoshoot, NYC, 2012

10 Things I Hate About You ( 1999 )

Patrick: Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?

Cameron: Well, I thought she was, but you know, I…

Patrick: Well, she is or she isn’t. See first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want. Go for it.

A modern take on Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew ( the numerous Shakespeare references / allusions make sense now ) introduces us to the Stratford sisters, their strict father with the winning punchlines, awkward Cameron with the sidekick BFF, the “obligatory cool kid slash model” Joey, and resident bad ( bad bad bad ) boy, Patrick Verona doing bad boy things with a bunsen burner. So here’s the thing: Bianca really wants to date Joey but she can’t date anyone until her shrewd AF sister dates, which prompts her to set up the whole “this bet gets outta hand” premise that heavily spawned in 1999. Obvious villain Joey pays Patrick to win Kat’s heart and sing “Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You” on the bleachers to win my heart, then he inevitably falls for her. In a callback to She’s All That, Kat eventually finds out about everything leading to the tearful read of the eponymous (these are clearly over 10 things ) poem in class, as Patrick looks on like man I done fcuked up yo. But wait, he gets Kat the guitar she’s been wanting, insists that his feels for her are hella real and all is forgiven. Also, Cameron finally gets Bianca, and she punches Joey (whose nose spray ad is now ruined) thrice for herself, her sister and Yung Cameron. Oh yeah, and Cameron’s BFF ends up finding a Shakespeare lover just like him, lol, nerds.

cute score: 9 ( super cute, everyone gets who they want and the real bad boy gets what he deserves! They had a band on the freakin’ roof dude )

photo: Fremont Troll, where Cameron and Bianca talk and stuff, Seattle, 2009

A Case of You / Comet ( 2013 / 2014 )

Birdie: Success is a myth. Love’s the only true currency. After all this is done, all that really matters is how and who you loved.

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Dell: Why does it feel so impossible to let you go?

Dell: It’s an addiction, you know. That’s all it is.

Dell: It’s a biochemical addiction. It’s so stupid.

Dell: If you think about it relationships are all totally narcissistic.

Dell: Basically, you’re just looking for someone who’ll love you as much as you love yourself. That’s all it is.

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Two Justin Long movies for the price of fun.

I’ve probably checked off so much of this dude’s filmography that I can easily tell you that one of his many underrated roles would be a cameo as George Harrison in the equally underappreciated Walk Hard: A Dewey Cox Story. I know… comedy is understandably the toughest genre to press onto humans, so to each his own. These two films fall in that hit or miss category–on one end, you have Sam, an author who meets a barista and quickly becomes infatuated with her, even more so after creeping reading her Facebook profile and mimicking those interests in order to attract her attention, eventually using her as a muse for his story ( A Case Of You ), and on the other, you have Dell and Kim caught in a classic case of star-crossed lovers whose rocky relationship is dreamily depicted through a non-linear narrative of parallel universes, reminiscent of Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind ( Comet ). Despite his ridiculous Facebook faux pas, Birdie admits that she was adding random items to her profile to see if Sam would change, and to no one’s surprise, she still liked him anyway because if a connection is real then it’s real, and it’s extremely important, to like, just be yourself because there’s more to a person than what they choose to display on the Interwebz. And Dell and Kim continue to sail through different universes, with Dell wishing to live in a permanent world where they end up together 💔.

cute score: 3 ( So much fighting–whether with oneself, another person, or the world, das not dat cute. ).

photo: Light trails, space, and time to represent chaotic nature of the parallel universes in Comet, NYC, 2015

Begin Again ( 2013 )

Dan: You can tell a lot about a person by what’s on their playlist.

Greta: I know you can. That’s what’s worrying me.

I’ll throw in Before We Go, Friends With Benefits, or even Lost In Translation into this mix of getting to know a person as you explore a new city together–whether platonically or romantically, it’s still awesome. This particular love story focuses on the protagonists’ mutual love for music rather than feelings towards each other–though their respectable relationships with his estranged wife and her ex-boyfriend still romanticize the plot. Dan Mulligan, a formerly successful record executive drunkenly discovers Gretta James, a newly independent songwriter reluctantly singing in a low-key bar thanks to pre-late late show James Corden. He sees great potential, she doesn’t believe in herself, I mean how could she, her ex-boyfriend slash songwriting partner is none other than recent singing sensation, AdamN Levine Dave Kohl. After Dan’s business partner Yasiin Bae/Yasiin Bey/Mos Def Saul initially rejects Gretta from their record label, the pair take matters into their own hands and decide to produce their own album together, using local talented musicians backed by the sights and sounds of New York City and the result is pure magic like fireworks in your ears, the visual “wow that’s so glorious” part not the actual “boom boom” noise part, because you would totally go deaf. This is a story about how music can bring people together (production, collaboration, Dan reconciling with his wife ) or tear them apart ( Dave cheating on Greta ), seek forgiveness ( Dave singing Lost Stars, Don Henley singing The Heart of The Matter [not in this movie, that song just popped up in my head as I wrote that lol] ), or drive passion ( Violet dreams of becoming a guitarist/ Gretta’s career kicking off ). Music is love, music is life, and Gretta’s album sells hella copies from its online release, and things are looking up for Dan and his life. Dan in real life. After encountering a series of failures/contemplating suicide, discovering Gretta, producing this album, and making amends with Saul, his wife and daughter, I guess you can say that Dan (as well as Gretta? ) was given another chance to fairly begin…again.

cute score: 7 ( Dan drunkenly composing a song in his head, The headphone splitter scene tho, das kinda cute )

photo: Times Square, the scene stealer of the headphone splitter scene tho, NYC, 2012

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ( 2004 )

Clementine: Meet me in Montauk.

It’s 3:41 AM and my body hates me. Especially my eyes. Okay, so two contrasting personalities, Joel and Clementine, meet on a train and immediately connect like 4, only to learn that they are former lovers and Clementine had erased her memories of Joel after some petty argument, and Joel’s like ‘wtf bro’ and decides to erase his memories of her. The familiar surrealistic non-linear narrative that I heart so hard navigates through Joel’s head space, intercut between scenes of sadness and anger, to happier times until the final memory where everything crumbles to the ground like dust in the wind, as he tries to hold onto his last moment with Clementine, after realizing that he still loves her. Other story lines, connect, Kirsten Dunst finds out she had her memory of the doctor erased and she gets mad upset, like ‘i’m gonna show everyone (who has undergone this procedure) their memory erasure records’ upset. Elijah Wood is just super devious. COTDAMN MARK RUFFALO IS ALSO IN THIS MOVIE LOL WTF YO. The scene restarts and Joel and Clementine, meet on a train and immediately connect like 4, only to learn that they are former lovers and they’re like “oh whaa” and think that maybe starting over would be a good idea or it might be the same but they go for it anyway and who knows what those two are up to now probably making sure that they don’t forget about each other amirite lol omg it’s already 4.

cute score: 2 ( Comet before comet was comet, not dat cute, but like Comet, beautiful cinematography is a 10)

photo: Imagine this human’s hair is orange, you know, like Clementine, ArtWalk, San Diego, 2014

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honorable mentions: Garden State. Ryan Gosling & Ryan Reynolds’ things. Scott Pilgrim Vs The World. High Fidelity. Say Anything. John Hughes’ things.

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