#but the magnus archives

[lafresnaya]

blegh i hate the tma timeline

the university of chichester wasn't even a proper university until 2005. for the record mike crew was meant to have gone there in 1997-1998

jonny sims if i ever get my hands on you (/j)

i feel like every time i stumble across new information my willpower crumbles just a little . more. and i get one step closer to ditching canon altogether.

michael shelley is one thing because you can just. explain it as Spiral/Distortion shenanigans. but like. i am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure rn. going insane quietly.

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[wolfythewitch]

And at last, the Archivist looks up.

[sunriseovergotham]

is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

[nectardraws]

michael awareness poster

[mikonez]

[siltslut]

i love how tma introduces canon vampires and immediately glosses over them. yeah we have vampires here. who the fuck even cares. we’ve got bigger fish to fry jonathan

[mintybagels]

hello jon

:)

[ratpyramid]

(inspired very much by this lovely post)

[mishoru]

i am so normal about this podcast

[justicewasserved]

tma is a show which spends the first 100 episodes going "look at these monsters. aren't they fucked up. yeah and they're all so happy being monsters who hurt people monstrously" and then the protagonist who you've spent hours listening to at this point becomes one of those fucked up monsters, forcing you to either dismiss him as evil or you have to fully change how you view all the previous monsters. and then they spend the next 100 episodes dealing with that

[saewokhrisz]

39

[wolfythewitch]

[lunehowls]

the ramblings of a lunatic

[themaidenofwords]

Jon: Wow look at all of these Freaks and Weirdos in these statements. Good thing that I'm unlike them and always logical and intelligent.

Also Jon: Supplemental-- I am in the walls.

[jup1ter-moon]

i am not usually one to repost my tweets and i dont know if tumblr is into chappell roan but i thought this needed sharing (ALSO since i originally drafted this post i went to sleep and woke up with this tweet having over 1000 likes)