#but the kidnapper's hot

[sunghyunjes]

[itsmeimcathy]

Baek Sa Eon to everyone but his wife:

[mysterygrl20]

Sept 27, 2024 | OhmLeng

[hope-was-a-disquieting-thing]

Neil: Wait, you can't kill me! I have a husband!

Kidnapper: And what makes you think I care about that?

Neil: Oh no this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.

Kidnapper: Wha-

Andrew *breaking down the door, knives in hand looking marginally pissed*: Neil.

Neil: Oooh, you're in trouble now.

Andrew: Bold of you to assume I'm here for him. I warned you what would happen if you got kidnapped again junkie.

[tater-tots-last-of-the-romanovs]

You know what my favorite part about Lovely Runner is? (Other than the adorable romance, obviously) How unapologetically on the side of the victim it is. No attempt is made to humanize or empathize or explain the serial kidnapper/murderer's motivations. We barely know anything about him apart from his name, because it doesn't matter. Let the police worry about his motivation; we are here for the victims. Too many crime shows glamorize the criminal in the guise of "understanding" him, and I found it super refreshing that Lovely Runner just had zero interest in doing so.

[cryptidbreathmints]

I need dating sims to give me the option of calling the love interest(s) a dumb thotticus. I can’t handle these sad little twinks anymore I need to bully them

[katrinawritesthings]

Hey! I saw your post about pairings x weird kinks and I don't know if you write JongTae stuff anymore but if you do could you do blood?

Weird as hell I know but kinda the point I guess? Idk 🤣

Love your blog BTW I've read every single jongtae writing from your masterlist x

"Wait, hold on. I'm gonna pass out."

"you're going to pass out?" Taemin's breath comes out of him in a laugh, confused, astonished. He can't have heard that right. Jonghyun isn't the one tied up with thin knife slices in his shoulders, blood running down his arms, dripping off of his fingers.

Jonghyun isn't the one that's been feeling the sting of the blade, the tingle of nerves, the dull throb of his heartbeat pouring out of his skin. Jonghyun is just sitting there in front of him, knife in hand, hands covered in Taemin's blood, red fingerprints on his cheeks, his neck, streaked down his chest, smeared all over his cock, mixing with pearly white precum.

But Jonghyun is also closing his eyes, taking deep breaths, fanning his face, swallowing hard. "Are you for real?" Taemin asks, grinning, working his hands free of the loose knots keeping his wrists bound to his hips and the wall so he can catch Jonghyun if he needs to.

"Yeah," Jonghyun gasps. He's smiling, too, embarrassed at himself, and he says, "it's just--it's just, you look so beautiful, and I never thought anyone would let me, and I always wanted to but I've always been so scared, and you're so gorgeous, and I kind of want to crawl inside of you, and, like, I already knew but I realized you have to trust me so much, and I--" he sways, he actually gets dizzy, and a tear falls out of his eye.

Laughing, Taemin cradles his head in his arms. So much for the evil kidnapper torture roleplay, he guesses, if Jonghyun is going to get all emotional about how much they love each other or whatever. Way to ruin a good time.

Jonghyun turns and nuzzles into him, giggling against his chest. "Just, like, give me a minute to finish being gay, and then I'll tie you up again," he says.

[soft-persephone]

I just saw an episode of found for the first time and I am not well..

[afro-elf]

i am so brave and so strong. everyday i see people who ship namor and shuri of black panther fame attempt to justify it by saying "but people shipped edward and bella and no one had a problem with that!" and i say nothing to them. i just laugh at them in private, i'm so brave and strong because that's literal revisionist history as if there wasn't a '118 year old vampire in high school' joke on the internet for a decade. like we didn't all find out stephanie meyers was mormon Because people were trying to figure out why the fuck she wrote their abusive relationship and age gap like that for teenagers hdygfjgfhgg

[uncleasad]

also please share with the class about the ‘hot kidnapper’ fic idea

I’m trying really hard not to go down the rabbit-hole too far (I really want to finish Hosie Missing Hearts, my Valentine’s Day “horror” fic, as soon as I can steal some writing time, and thinking too much about other fics/ideas gets my mind off track 😂), but…

As part of a raid/heist for some Mikaelson crime family business, Hope kidnaps Josie (maybe the job goes south and she’s a taken as hostage by Hope so she can escape?). And it’s traumatic and all, but Hope is kind and even a bit apologetic, and the light hits her just right, that auburn hair and that smile, and all Josie can think about is how beautiful—no, hot!—her kidnapper is. Maybe Hope drops her off a few towns over, a kiss on the cheek and cab fare as an apology, and all Josie can think about is finding this woman again… She is, in a word, obsessed �� Then stuff happens, but this would be where I’d get stuck writing 😂 (I’m all setups and no followthroughs!)

Could fit well as a backstory for the events we saw in Lizzie’s S4 therapy box (I’m a sucker for Old West-scenario fics).

I also definitely could see it play out with Josie as the kidnapper, too, because I think that “she’s hot” feeling is mutual, and Josie certainly has the latent darkness to be a kidnapper (and I’ve got a fic started where she is a crime boss), but the Hope version came out of my head more fully formed.

…And, see why I try to avoid thinking about ideas 😂

[beingharsh]

the skin i live in's plot is like a really good would you rather question for trans girls like. would you rather be kidnapped, forcibly surgerically transitioned to every extent, sexually assaulted by said kidnapper, and then murder your way out orrrrrrr. would you not do that. the former is all free by the way and apparently stellar results, no medical letters needed

[alittlebitofrainbyyourside]

'I can't wait till the next chapter'

*quiet screaming as I work on every open document I have other than the ones that go to the three long fics I have ongoing rn*

[kashlyn]

This could be a lot of things... but just for the sake of it let me tell you about my class drama from (we don't mention SEASON 0 cuz I wasn't there by then) SEASON 1: Puto vs. Pancakes to SEASON 6: Girlfriend vs Ex! or was it SEASON 7: Battle with the teacher? I lost track of the drama seasons. Anyways it all started within a week into my classes in 2022 befo-

the spn drama could take a whole year to explain in the least so i’m good

[rawstfish]

I had a dream where there was a kissing competition and trans people won soooo

[writerfromthestars]

DPxDC PROMPT ---- Self-Defense

Danny gets a job in Gotham as a self-defense instructor.

It satisfies his protection obsession, because he's teaching people to protect themselves.

He is teaching at a local gym. Basically, the gym gives classes, and finally decided to institute a bit of self-defense in the curriculum, because it's Gotham, after all. (Don't ask me why they didn't have it before, idk)

And Danny came rolling in with fake credentials, beat the other applicants, and got the job.

Jason has been going to this gym since he returned to Gotham, so he decides, what the hell, might as well try this class. it'll probably be a light, relaxing thing.

Wrong.

The first time Danny and Jason spar to gage Jason's skill level, Jason holds back, so Danny wins, but Danny requests a rematch, because he can tell Jason's not giving it his all.

Five minutes later, Jason is on his back on the mat, gazing up into sky blue eyes, and he hasn't been thrown like this in years. He was too big once he came out of the Pit, and honestly, the fact that this guy can manhandle, flip, and pin all 6' 4'' of him is extremely hot.

Danny is happy because he's fulfilling his obsession. Meanwhile Jason is pining for this man, and Danny is oblivious. Jason is slowly dropping hints of his interest, and Danny is misconstruing them in a platonic context, and Jason is getting to know him and falling more and more in love.

You know what, what the hell, let's add de-aged Dani in too.

One day, Jason follows Danny home. (he's a bat, they don't do boundaries like normal people do.)

He sees him head to an elementary school, and panics because is this perfect soulmate of his, like, a kidnapper or something?

He sees him pick Dani up and resigns himself to following this guy because he might be involved in trafficking thing or something, and then he's duty bound to shoot Danny, which is really quite a pity.

Instead, he sees them go home, and Danny being a good Dad, and he's just like "aaaaahhhh he's a good parent how many boxes can he check that i didn't know i had."

Eventually they end up dating. Don't quite know how it happens, but it does.

[uncleasad]

[Image ID: a screenshot of an AO3 tag which reads: oh no my kidnapper is hot /end ID]

Oh no, you’ve given my brain an idea 😂 (or at least a rabbit-hole to fall down for one)