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shirecorn · 3 months ago

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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation #last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse #which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games #ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight #endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water #my heart will go on #after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy #oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC #SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE #theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen #everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique #now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement #damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game #thry got nasty dad model #and he is GOING places #if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt #i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water #hes like me fr #but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die #SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe #not a crook or informant thats her whole job description #level 10 babe #she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her #oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO

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locitapurplepink · 2 months ago

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Taglist: @photogirl894 , @kanerallels , @bigfrozensix , @lucy-shining-star and anyone else who wants to.

#disney frozen #princess anna #princess bun #buns #anna of arendelle #disney polls #hairstyles

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fruitypieq · 7 months ago

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Daily ponies #121 - #130

#mlp #my little pony #sunset flare #may waterfall #snow angel #gizmo #cotton bun #winter gust #frozen gust #shining armor #dotty mane #personal photos #my art #a pony a day

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shirozen · 5 months ago

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Foggy vision ahead

#abunaday #daily #bun #bunny #doodle #frozen glasses #foggy vision #walk-in freezer #一日一兔 #冷凍庫 #冷凍 #凍結的視野

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moonetta · 4 months ago

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I want a bacon cheeseburger so bad rn

#crispy bacon #warm melted cheese #juicy burger #buttery brioche bun…..#ordering food is so expensive nowadays tho #usually I parent myself and say Kim there’s food at home #but frozen burgers DO NOT HIT like restaurant burgs #me

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anoddopal · 4 months ago

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Can’t wait to get my hands on a HQ version of today’s episode so I can hoard more screenshots!!!!

#it was so fun watching my guys have a good time!!!!#not to maladaptive daydream too much but I could envision bunself there #drinking and singing and laughing and avoiding getting frozen solid heheheheh #I need to draw bun in more scenes #this being one of them!#I’d I were a halfway decent artist I’d just edit screenshots but alas 😞 I lack the talent and knowhow #opal irl

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lovecom · 7 months ago

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shrinkflation is so evil but what's more evil is shrinkflation & changing the food recipe

#speaking #like how can u stoop EVEN LOWER than the lowest of low #this was brought to you by the frozen pork buns i just ate #that are 30% smaller than the used to be and taste and look so different #so evil

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speedlimit15 · 1 year ago

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haters envy her ability to conjure a delicious and nutritious meal in two minutes flat

#weichuan frozen chashu buns such a good investment for lunches… 10 to a bag for like $8

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isilienelenihin · 11 months ago

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Christmas Adam is for making sticky buns

#christmas adam #christmas #now that all the kids are grown and mom and dad are retired we bring stuff to Christmas #traditionally we open presents and eat breakfast and drink mimosas #so it's my job to bring the sticky buns #it's a recipe from my grandma and uses frozen bread dough #usually i get fancy and make my own dough #but this holiday season has been ROUGH #lots of overtime at work etc etc #so frozen bread dough it is #they will be delicious anyway #be ause i make them with love #and lots of butter and brown sugar #you cant go wrong with brown sugar

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californiaquail · 1 year ago

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unexpected experience from living in the converted garage of some rich people is that i have to watch soooo much food go bad in the shared fridge because they forgot (?) about it after putting it in there and there's not really anything i can do about it

#there's a whole bag of buns covered in mold in there #shredded cheese (not bad yet but there for weeks) yogurt (definitely expired) tortillas (>6 months)#the freezer side is FULL of mostly various meats and appetizer items and has been since i got here #like what am i supposed to do constantly be like Hey this thing which you put in the fridge do you know about it its expiring #or just eat it? would be rude without asking but i also can't imagine being like hey i noticed youre not eating hundreds of $ worth of food #LIKE. some of us are poor and watching bacteria unknown to science develop on perfectly good food. literally insane #also obviously this cuts down on the fridge space i have available to me and i like...eat things instead of watching them go bad so it's not #usually a problem but i do struggle to stuff my frozen items in the freezer sometimes. very squashed blueberries in there rn #whatever I Am Not Paying Rent Amen #me

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mybrainproblems · 1 year ago

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