#but thats for me and thats what one doctor said

[raspberry-gloaming]

I've recently got into dpxdc fics (im not into either fandom's source material but this fanfic and fandom is fun, screw me), and the character of John Constantine shows up quite a bit.

Just now I searched up about something related as I was a little confused, and happened upon the fact that he's from Liverpool.

Now here's why I'm yelling about this.

In no fic i've read so far is this mentioned. He is always described as a guy with a "British accent."

Now, if you're actually British you know its a thing you see and roll your eyes at (there isnt a "british accent" guys) but will understand whats being referred to is normally that one common accent that is sometimes called Standard English, or Southern Standard.

Nowwwww John, is from Liverpool. He is Scouse. SCOUSE. This is one of the wackest accents in England, and verrrrryyyy not like Southern Standard. Its a riot, and no offence to Scouse people but when i met a Scouse guy once i thoughthe was doing a bit when he said the word knife, but turns out thats just how he says it. Think John Bishop (actor and comedian, was a companion in S13 of Doctor Who.)

So I'd like people who don't know about regional english accents to realise what he actually sounds like, and it isnt your average BBC reporter.

[gaydenjiirl]

~ Redactedverse Headcannons ~

Shaw Pack

David -

Personally I think David would be the first of the pack to figure out his sexuality mainly because of how he yearns.

That man will wait at the door for Angel to get home. I don’t care if he was on the couch when he did, that man has an alarm for when Angel gets onto the driveway and sits down on the couch acting all aloof.

That man FOLDS at one touch from Angel and that isn’t even a head cannon I just like reminding people about that.

Gets tattoos and has weirdly beautiful or cute meanings to them

Sam -

I love Sam with all my heart and soul first off <3. For sure listens to classic rock but also modern pop bcz why not.

Never succeeds at avoiding Darlin’s puppy dog eyes. That man is love sick!!!

Has in fact showed up in his truck to pick Darlin up for dates after jobs because that’s cute and silly and I love them

Kisses Darlin’s top surgery scars

Has gauges, small ones but I can see it

Ash -

Asher is definitely bi imo but for sure prefers men. Thats all I really have to say I don’t listen to his audios much.

Milo -

I also don’t listen to his audios much but from what I’ve picked up on is that the man is gay. There’s like no doubt about it. That man is hopeless.

Damn Crew

Gavin -

The man is gay. We only see him interact with men and refer to men when it comes to past moments.

Gavin has read history books for fun. The man is smart and curious to a fault.

Would absolutely vague about Damien and Huxley to Freelancer and he has in fact picked up on it and proceeded to play dumb.

Lasko -

Pan, I say this because if someone is attractive to him, he folds. The man is a mess.

He also kisses Dear’s top surgery scars because I said so. It’s the law <3

Has written Kirk x Spock fanfic

Damien -

Angry, angry bisexual. I cannot see him any other way.

Plays cozy games. The man will only watch others play violent or lore heavy games.

Huxley -

Not a morning person at all. He enjoys the morning don’t get me wrong but the man is sleepy for most of the day

I do infact think he is gay and has been hurt by many a twink.

Others ~

Avior -

Aroflux, but falls hard

has probably written fucking sonnets about Starlight during their separation and will again

Would really enjoy Doctor Who idkw

Kisses Starlights freckles and top surgery scars

Porter -

Thinks of Treasure A LOT, like he is down bad whether he likes it or not.

Enjoys the Bill and Ted movies

Vincent -

Surprisingly has the most piercings and usually wears more gold

Kisses Lovely’s top surgery scars (which have lightning bolts tattoos around them)

[salt-baby]

at some point in disability you stop wanting to "get better" and this is just really hard for able bodied people to understand for some reason

[quietwingsinthesky]

of ten’s companions, if the doctor couldn’t handle losing them and crossed his own timeline to trick them into traveling with future!him instead of past!him so that he’d have a little more time with them:

rose would do it. first because bless her but she has the situational awareness of a rock, and legitimately would not realize this isn’t her doctor until his facade starts to break down and he starts bleeding grief-laced love for her at every turn. but once she does realize it, she’s both deeply sympathetic and a little scared that she could make him into this. it’s a lot to be confronted with having that much power over someone, to break them so thoroughly. rose would try to get back to her doctor, but while she’s with the future version, she tries to do what she can to ease his pain. (she also tries to figure out a way to subvert her fate. she fails.)

i think martha would be harder to trick. she can smell desperation on the doctor like a bloodhound. she is so tapped into the fact that this man wants to off himself so bad and that she’s 90% of his self-restraint, so present her with a doctor who is lacking that and she’s onto him immediately. however, assuming he gets her to come with him, explains why he’s doing this, there’s like. a minute where she’s kind of. not flattered exactly, but surprised, giddy with the realization that he’d come back for a little more time with her, especially if this is early season 3 martha. which would all come crashing down around the time that he reveals that he wasn’t pushed to this by losing her to some tragedy or her death or anything- but that she chose to leave. that is the point at which martha goes ‘oh i need to get the fuck off of this tardis right now’ and ghosts the past!doctor that she was also traveling with because holy shit, man.

donna, like rose, is easily bamboozled into following the wrong doctor home, provided that he shuffles her along into his tardis too fast for her to argue. but she catches on far quicker than rose does. like, three minutes tops of watching the doctor move through the tardis in a way that’s definitely not enthusiastic piloting and looks more like guilty panic. and then she yells at him for lying to her. and she yells at him for kidnapping her. and then she stops yelling because he’s gone sort of still and quiet and his eyes are just broken. and he doesn’t explain himself, he confesses. donna is going to try to stay with him after this btw. because how do you go back to looking your best friend in the eyes when you know he’d take everything you’ve become away from you, even to save your life? and this is still the doctor, he still did that to her, but he regrets it. regrets it so much that he can’t live with it, he’s breaking time and space just to hear her say his name again. and donna doesn’t want to lose him anymore than he wanted to lose her.

[pawl3ss]

Guys guess who might b getting glasses next month

[jaffre]

doctor confirmed that 👉 this guy 👈 got pcos and i just got an implant to at the very least get my whacky periods under control and hopefully get them to stop entirely

[an-assortment-of-forks]

there are doctors there are hospitals there are specialists there is medicine there are systems in place so people do not have to suffer and be tortured under their own chronic pain daily and yet. they're all fucking inaccessible to the people who need it most!!! to what I would argue is most disabled people!! I'm so fucking done with the medical system.

[riotbeankai]

I've only been on this dosage of testosterone gel for what, like, a year? how many times do I have to get it refilled before they figure out HOW MANY TO GIVE ME for a 30 DAY FUCKIN SUPPLY for FUCK'S SAKE

[copper-dragon-in-disguise]

I swear if I end up having some bizarre rare eye/brain problem I'm going to fucking murder something

[elegyofthemoon]

me: ohhh maybe ill be able to leave early bc its the weekend then i can chill and do some extra studying ^7^

the new guy who is a little too eager to teach a student: 🤭

[hauntingblue]

ENIES LOBBY TIME!!!

Sanji's face here.... he Knows he is going to fuck him up

THAT IS SANJI??? 😨

Holding them in my hands again....

Sanji struck a nerve there akdjaoajkq

Increible trio btw.... look at the evidence

............ me next please 🙏🏻

That is love right there I can see it

What if we all killed ourselves (except usopp is telling her the opposite ajahkdhsakjd)

I need sanji to go insane like this more often.... after the timeskip it doesn't happen as much and I love to see him suffering

This is so funny.... there is no denying to her face card

"It's not like she actually wants to die" well yes she does, but no because you know she doesn't really. It is in a quantum state right now

Luffy is such a menace akdhaksjkaak

TELL EM!!!! THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!

Look at franky worrying about robin.... do not fret luffy is coming and he will NOT lose!!!!!

This is zoro remarking how usopps fear of being left behind makes no sense.... this is so good.....

This is so endearing but it also breaks my heart....

Who is that sultry binch... (I don't recall this attack AT ALL and i'm sure we never see it again)

They botched his bbl.... 😔😔😔

Luffy's face here... he was convinced she wanted to go with them but was compelled to do otherwise but no.... he thought wrong and he can't fight to her.... I've just been staring at this page for minutes like damn.

Nevermind.... this is something your mother would say "you want to die??? Just wash the dishes and you can do whatever you want later"

"If you wanna die, or whatever...." this is so good like he knows what he is doing.... he Knows.... look at her face. After knowing how luffy and ace were as kids this just makes more sense (oda didn't think about this i'm sure but damn does it fit) also the slight manipulation.... look at all of us we're already here and look how we all miss you already... you know that post about luffy being selfish but his selfishness is jusg kindness to others... yesh

Thinking about robin's cinderella lifestyle.... why did her mother leave her with that aunt and why didn't some archeologist take her in?? Because she doesn't complain about anything just like she doesn't respond when that mother accused her of hitting her child without reason... that's so fucked

Alright this is funny (and also true)... I'm sorry fellow women....

*Justin Bieber voice* I like your laugh... dereishi shishishi

SHE'S GONNA ASK HER MOM TO TAKE HER TO THE SEA WITH HER??? LIKE SHE DOES AFTER WITH LUFFY??? MY GOD!!! I just bursted into tears like I got punched in the nose I can't keep going ajdhakajk

I lied i can keep going... but head in my hands over this....

Find out how my emotional stability survives this arc in ennies lobby part 2. coming soon

[demento-mori]

I cant tell if my eyesight is fucked or if im still hungover

[lunar-fey]

ohhhh my god. okay. so. my aunt does like, she buys random junk in bulk from retail wholesalers and then resells it on like, facebook marketplace and ebay and stuff. whatever. so my mom works for her. makes a flat $50 a day, regardless of the fact that shes disabled and doing hard labor for at least 8 hours a day, often 10+. and min wage here is $10 an hour but mom argued that $50 a day is still more than what she would make working the same hours at an actual job because of taxes...like girl that would be 50% taxes. you do not pay that fucking much. so thats already Bad.

but today mom shows me a video of a knife theyre gonna sell, and i watch 2 seconds and i realize its an automatic knife, and i tell her hey. thats illegal to possess in this state. let alone sell! and mom is like ohhh [aunt] knows what shes doing itll be fine.... we sell knives on there all the time she just doesnt put pictures and calls them something else on the listing to get around fb/ebays policies :)

LIKE. HELLO. THATS NOT BETTER. YOURE COMMITTING MULTIPLE CRIMES. *AS YOUR JOB.* and she was just like "its not a big deal she knows what shes doing." folks, this is the same aunt that, very illegally, paid me to sort through her clients confidential tax documents and bank records and stuff. because she works for a bank. and took the records home to sort them. i dont think she DOES know what shes doing, actually!

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Oh the horrific ordeal of my fandom posts getting popular so I cannot explain the specific thought process to everyone who sees it and then people misunderstand bc no one gets them like I do

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

im watching that first scene in 9x2 and like, clara believes in the story of The Doctor right? the man the myth the legend thats what she aspires to right? thats what she emulates? (in contrast to yaz who barely Knows the story) but like, thats also why missy picked her right? because missy also believes in the story of the doctor. and loves it i think. loves the story loves believing in it

i always think theres a kind of mutual respect in how the master and the doctor will keep each other's stories sort of in place, like they wont contradict them, they wont force one another into a position where they'd have to break character or admit any kind of theatre, not while theres an audience. i think that like a big part of how their love gets expressed is through that respect. and part of it is a mutual annihilation kind of thing of course, theyre the only ones who could thoroughly destroy the other like destroy the entire concept of one another, so if you do it first, the other might retaliate, so theres that. but i also think it's love

and of course it's also that like, this is all they have? both of them in a way but especially the master. "the cosmos without the doctor scarcely bears thinking about" & "shes the only person ive ever met whos even remotely like me" bc like, if the other is gone what really do you have left? like who do you have to play with, really? them immortals need their games and this is the best game they have

this is a very scattered post but it just struck me listening to missy like how much she totally adores the story of the doctor. and the doctor loves hers! "it's the wicked stepmother! everyone hiss!" they love each other's stories and they love playing in each other's stories. they love the role they have there

and i think, because they both put so much effort into writing those stories of themselves, i think loving the story is loving, like, each other

it's a different relationship than what the doctor has to many companions i think bc i think in many of those relationships the story is sort of what gets in the way, it's what keeps the distance. like for companions i think the moments where you see the person more is where the relationship deepens

with thoschei it's the opposite. loving the artifice IS loving the person because maybe nothing is left of that person except for the effort they put into the show the image the artifice. thoschei is like i know youre broken. i know theres no one really left anymore in there. i cant love the person who i maybe once loved bc they dont exist anymore. but i love what you made and i will admire your work. and that is the love

[kiddokori]

doctor office workers love me for my polite tones and sense of whimsy