#but technically that’s not farting

[whatsfourteenupto]

Started from the bottom (fighting farting aliens) now we’re here (saving space babies with a giant fart).

[skyephobic]

when your parents are divorced but it's your 16th birthday

[abstract-hellbender]

what if hey were cowboys,,, all im saying...

[innspector]

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[asteroidc]

beauty will save the world

[papabigtoes]

Finished writing the next Planet Pissed update - and its a chunk longer than last, word wise. Wips and whatnot will be posted sooner than later, especially after the flight back home tonight (the portland dethklok show was ZAZZY) and some collab stuff! in the mean time here’s a thing I forgot to upload here last month for the year anniversary of the fan webcomic, in addition, some Murderkrakish getting taken care of by the demon squad, and a dickface sketch;

thought it was weird in the show last night when Nathan at the end in protest to Charles saying its reaching the end of the show, grabbed Pickles’ by his bald and wringed his dreads over the crowd and showered people in his sweat? Then swung Pickles like a sword and started hitting security with him? very stylized choice! Did I mention I’m full of shit?

[empressofmankind]

I am obsessed with them

[atypical-artisan]

More memes of my sweet prince

game of tic tac toe done w @colourfullightz

The small bit of bb art is from @twentydaysofmay

[meerkatp]

A friend of mine insisted I draw Darkwing x Nega Launchpad and Negaduck x Launchpad.

[ap0llx]

working in color had too many steps so I lowered the stakes and I like my sketchbook again

[pumpkingas]

Md/lb eprocto but w/o the ageplay likee

Imagine sitting in the living room after dinner when your son comes up behind you. "Mm mom my stomach hurts like crazy... Could you help me, please?" He'd plead and lift his shirt up so you can see how bloated he is, maybe you'd make a comment about him being too old but he's still your baby boy after all so you take him into your lap. He'd whimper softly and snuggle into Mommy's arms as you gently rub his aching belly, you'd feel the heat radiating off his skin and the gurgles vibrating his belly. "Thank you, mommy. I'd do it myself but your hands just work so well," he'd moan and tilt his head back before pushing a fart out into your lap. Normally he'd be so embarrassed but there's no need with mommy, he'd just mutter quietly "'scuse me..." Then move on. You'd squish and squeeze his achy tummy as he drills farts into your lap. "Oh fuck, mom, I've gotta take a shit. But I'll thank you properly after, yeah?" He'd give you a small peck on the lips before rushing off, leaving you to either play with yourself while huffing his lingering gas, or be a good mommy and actually wait patiently.

[system-architect]

my controversial gw2 opinion of the day is that i actually like isgarren. dont get me wrong. i think he's objectively wrong about everything and also kind of a brat. that's the thing and the problem though. i like isgarren because he's kind of a massive whiny tantrum baby fussy drama queen.. he took brat summer and turned it into brat epoch !

[facts-i-just-made-up]

what about the ignoble gasses

I make those every time I have Chipotle.

[vaultlinkvt]

This is the first proper thing I've drawn in ages (and first are I think I've posted in over 5 years?) I just needed to draw the opening to Act 5 and my reaction to it.

Nothing has gripped me in such a way and forced me to finish an art piece like this in so fucking long. I see far too much of myself in him. I just want them to be ok after this is all over. STARS, this is just Asriel all over again isn't it. But WORSE!/pos

…I guess that could make this vent adjacent? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I also made a shitpost edit that I posted separately here.

There are so many things covered by each other and I just need to share and talk about them. Bonus details and rambles under the cut.

Siffrin's expression was like the first thing I drew and if it didn't turn out as good as it did I probably wouldn't have spent almost 10 days slowly adding to this and I just need to show it because his hands/arms end up covering most of their face.

Nothing much else to say about him, I'm just super happy with how everything about him turned out (I did have to go back and redraw some of his hair towards the end because the line thickness wasn't consistent with everything I drew after.

Next is ME yippeeeee. I have no idea why I spent so long adding details even tho I knew alot of it would get covered by Sif 'cause of how I was posing this.

I even designed a little button based on the Change Ornament + Star (the Change Belief and Lost Belief in The Universe really spoke to me in so many ways)

The gloves are an Archery Glove on the right hand and a Drawing/Writing Glove on the left.

The cloak is based on the style of cloak my mom made for my family for SCA events when I was young. It's just a simple hooded cloak but it has a slit in each side so you can stick your hands threw without needing to open up the cloak. I imagine it being stylized like, the opening doesn't exist until you stick your hands threw and then it can just freely glide around the face of the cloak to wherever it's needed, stopping at the elbow only letting threw the forearm, below the slit beginning to hang off the elbow with gravity while the part above begins to move with the upper arm.

I didn't even try to draw the outfit under the cloak because dealing with the folds of a thick wool cloak was enough for me (you can see how I gave up at the knees because I KNEW Sif was gonna cover them up). What I imagine the outfit being is this big baggy tunic and pants that are tied down at the forearms/calves to keep from getting in the way, it's also supposed to have a big baggy turtleneck thing that can be pulled up as a(nother) hood (iirc, this sorta thing was used so someone could wear a chainmail hood without it grabbing your hair(there ware also like stand alone cloth hoods that did the same thing too but eh, my memory is bad I might just be misremembering this)) but I couldn't figure out the folds and ended up just doing a simple button up thing (which then got covered by Sif's big head anyway.)

I spent soooo long trying to draw my eyes, trying to figure out the shape, and ended up just doing a bunch of small tests to the side before finding one that actually looked right. Drag it over the face and see that it fit EXACTLY, didn't even need to redraw it or anything.... unless you're talking about the other eye in which case I just duplicated it, flipped, and did some perspective warping until it looked ok because I could NOT draw that again especially at a different perspective (can I just say I have no idea how I drew that creepy eye but I love it, it was the first eye I drew and I just threw 4 lines down what the fuck how. Also the Mira-ish one looks cute too but didn't fit the expression.) I also needed to figure out what the hell was wrong with the expression I had before so you get 2 faces from me figuring that out (turns out I had the eyebrows facing the wrong way.)

I ALMOST FUCKING FORGOT MY FRECKLES TOO AAAAAAAAA (they're actually missing from the version I posted in the official ISaT server.) It was super weird trying to add them at the obscenely low resolution I was drawing at and they're probably gonna get compressed to hell and back but I think they're cute.

final thing.

Why is my hair so similar to Sif's but longer? Like, you can see I was sketching over my drawing of him to make sure I'd keep the proportions right when I started working on myself but in the process I realized that I was basically drawing over his hair but longer for mine (drawing I was using as ref here made by @leemak)

Add that to the uncomfortably long list of things I have in common with Siffrin I guess.

[elliesbelle]

alright. y’all just might get chapter 12 of ncty tomorrow.

[keekity]

THE SQUARE ROOTS (aka a band I made up in middle school)

baby picture under the cut:

carla and calvin are twin nerds who started a math-focused band together in high school and then in college they met bobbie who's just here for a good time tbh