#but still seriously

[geekwiththeglasses]

A guy just told me I should change my last name because it'd be easier to pronounce.

[quidprcquo]

can lecter throw me against a fridge pls

[lepid0ptera]

The true question is: wHERE IS ARADIA

[satanstrousers]

@wizardsmagic when will people who DONT want to play blue/Jace be allowed to have an OP planeswalker

[whisperofthewaves]

You aren't supposed to throw The Lovers in my face as advice on how the things stand between me and my ex you unhelpful pile of cardboard.

[elliejoys]

Seriously YG, you want to dub Winner's fanclub inner circle?! Of all the things you could call us ಠ_ಠ

What is it with these agencies geez...

[loquaciousquark]

*wave* hullo fellow Alabama person :) no really that's it, that's the whole point of the message.

a good message BUT

what is your immediate visceral reaction to this image

i warn you there is one acceptable answer

one

[hauwunted]

Still in complete shock that my mom convinced me to spend fifty whole dollars on kaworu and shinji figures

[cortibah]

on a final note

hey can you people

you know you people in my area

can you not fucking let off fireworks

some of us have animals who were scared as shit by that and ran around the house hwile we frantically tired to muiffle the noise and calm them down

one of my cats was shaking and the kitten then panicked because she didn't know what was wrong either

and some of us were also trying to sleep/get drunk and got woken up by you lot

try to be considerate people

don't do noisy shit at night

[ceaseless-watching]

my mom just informed me that 39 registered sex offenders live within 2 miles of our house as if i needed any more reasons to never fucking leave my room

[kecleo-blog]

so you know those posts where it's like 'reblog and my parent has agreed to read a page of homestuck for each note' guess who's mom just fUCKING DID THAT AND NOW SHE SAYS SHE WON'T READ IT OTHERWISE PLEASE REBLOG OH MY GOD

[jeminamoonnight]

Welp, thanks to the stress of the election I only got about 800 words written tonight.

But I just realized I'm only like 900 more words away from hitting 20k and HOLY COW I AM KINDA FLIPPING OUT RIGHT NOW hijoewkrfsdfghtt4er.

[allie-nicole]

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lol I MIGHT be able to stalk with you I’m gonna hafta get back to you but YOU SHOULD DEF GO CREEPER OR NOT

YES i knowww i can't decide if I want to go in the AM or PM or die of exhaustion and go to both (it's supposed to be nice out tomorrow!) dfl;kaje CANCEL ALL OF YOUR PLANS! MAKE IT HAPPEN.

[gardenskeletons]

Fuck periods.

I feel like someone sneaked into my room in the middle of the night and stabbed me in the fucking ovaries with a knife.

Fuck.

[pocketcucco]

Also, in the archaeology lecture

Our instructor had a slide up with a bunch of pictures of 2000 year old skeletons that still had their tissue and hair, gold artifacts, corn, etc., talking about how a dry climate is one of the best for preserving things for archaeologists to discover thousands of years later

It's really interesting

And all of a sudden this guy interrupts her to ask, "Does corn always have black and yellow kernels, or do they have to breed them that way?"

seriously

seriously