#but ok.

[fount-of-knowledge]

ill start talking about episode 8 tomorrow, for now can i just say I was not fucking expecting how gay it was gonna be. like i did not expect this at all. saying they got married is not an exaggeration whatsoever

[seonghwacore]

DEAR NAME

[cringelordofchaos]

HELPPPPPP MY DAD THOUGHT THAT IN THE VAN SCENE WILL WAS IN LOVE WITH ELLLL ☠️

[born2b-beheaded]

Mom wants me to get a job soon.. ok..

[asimpleram]

Do whatever you want forever but when people ship young Campbell with Big Boss it makes me giggle. In my head Campbell is like half aware of what Big Boss is doing, and he’s also very heterosexual. Miller was driving his car into a brick wall for Big Boss and breaking all his bones and Campbell was like “yeah I worked for him once in the 60s it was fine I had such bad malaria man, it was so gross. oh he was doing child soldiers?? What the fuckkkk”

[syrenki]

i'm coming to think it would literally be easier to be an instrumentalist

[lilacerull0]

love the anatomy institute because it's like. how do i tell you i'm not studying medicine to publish papers only and therefore it is ESSENTIAL that i know the serbian translation... in order to understand the latin term and more importantly explain something to a future patient who certainly shouldn't feel bad FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING LATIN?????

[piningbeleg]

feeling.

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[time-to-leave-machine]

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

[windwenn]

This drawing made me realise that actually I love the comfort zone and I would like to go back into it. Also that I must draw more tigers.

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[deathtokillian]

As a kid learning about the holocaust, I never understood how people could let Nazis rise to power. But now I’m watching it happen in real time.

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping