#but oh lord just make them kiss cmon cmon

[beanghostprincess]

Nirei and Sakura are NOT beating the "unconditionally in love" allegations. In fact, they're just proving to be in love over and over again with each chapter

[satocidal]

𓂂 ˚ ☆ ꙳ * ࣭ 𓂂 ˚ ☆ ꙳ * ࣭ “Student Council President! Geto Suguru”

Synopsis: Slightly obsessed but his heart is in the right place baby, I swear- after all, as the student council president, he knows and wants what is best for you<3

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— A/n: Because cmon, we all love ourself a lawful bully<3 and people loved him on my last blog too so he deserved another — also, Sports Team Captain! Gojo Satoru is the bestest boy too!

— Warnings: !NSFW! MDNI—Geto Suguru x AFAB! Reader; slight bullying(?)—consensual; abuse of power; vouyerism (hints of it); written porn without much plot; spanking; mentions of threesome(with gojo)

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who’s all so nice and warm to everyone he talks to- everyone, except you- especially when he has you pinned underneath form, fingers bullying your cunt.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who’s smitten eyes follow you as you leave the room with a frown when you get a bad test score- only to corner you later and fill you up with his cock as he gloats about just how much better he performed.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who’s smile widens as your tears ruin your makeup and you stuff your mouth with cock— oh just how long he’d wanted to see you this way, especially since you ran your pretty little mouth all too much for his liking.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who deliberately signs your name under different activities so to overwhelm you- and to grab the opportunity to “help” you out.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who despite all his bullying— has always helped you cheat because he only wants your face ruined by the tears he gave you.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who climbs into your dormitory late at night with a smirk— why? Oh, to punish you for cheating.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who speaks highly of you to all his friends and teachers but whispers the dirtiest stuff into your ear- tipping you right over the edge with just his words.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who has no issues spreading you during his free time, on the table of the teacher he despises—and you adore; his tongue rubbing slow circles on your clit as he makes you recite a whole paragraph from his book, his palm falling flat on your swollen folds with every stutter and pause.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who has a camera roll of just you- with your fucked out little faces- he would never release them but lord’s forbid the number of times he’s excused himself from lectures to jerk off to these.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who takes pleasure in dress coding you on days you look absolutely phenomenal (and to him, it is daily)— taking you to the empty gym and bending you over instantly to fuck your cunt.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who intimidated everyone into staying away from you and then bullies you for not getting any attention from others— and ingraining in your mind, that he is the only one for you.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who takes it to the teachers to become your personal tutor—now having a free access to your dormitory.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who pushes your ass higher and your face lower as he gets you in all fours to punish you for not paying attention.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who would smirk as he watches you trouble sitting in lectures and wonders if it’s because of how hard ducked you or because of him turning your pretty little ass bright red.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who’s always been a curious one so right after the lecture he bends you over to look at the sight of your lovely ass- still a bit red from the spanking he delivered- kissing it to assure you that you were his good girl for taking it all.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who’s best friend, Soccer team captain! Gojo Satoru also seems to have a liking for you so he lets him join in your humiliation.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who will send you to lectures with your panties soiled or usually without them- casually flipping your skirt up too see however many would notice.

Student Council President! Geto Suguru, who will on his generous days send you to lectures with a vibrator stuffed in you— and let you cum— on days when he isn’t generous…well, have fun with soiled panties and a red ass (sometimes a swollen pussy too!)

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[bxeckersz]

hickeys | Kate Martin x Female!reader

summary: y/n and kate have a good time but unfortunately y/n gets carried away and the team notices

warnings: p eating (kate receiving), language, making out

a/n: i’m not that good at smut guys, bare w me 😭.

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“Fuck” Kate moans as Y/n kisses down her neck. She tilts her head, giving Y/n easier access. “So needy, hm” Y/n says against her neck.

“Y/n, cmon. I need you” Kate whispers. “Patience, baby.” Y/n says, kissing down her legs leaving hickeys as she goes.

“Y/n, stop fucking with me, dude.” Kate says, her tone husky. “shh” Y/n hums against Kate’s thigh, making her way to Kate’s inner thigh, closer to Kate’s pussy.

“please” Kate pleads. By now, her chest, neck, thighs, and legs are covered in hickeys. Y/n knows that Kate is gonna get pissed at her but she doesn’t care.

“Y/n, cmon m-“ Kate starts before Y/n attaches her plump lips to Kates dripping pussy, licking and sucking.

“Oh, fuck” Kate moans, attaching her hand to the back of Y/n’s head, making Y/n go faster.

“Taste so good” Y/n mutters against Kate, Y/n’s talking sending vibrations against Kate’s pussy.

“Right there, keep going” Kate moans, bucking her hips against Y/n’s face.

“shit” Kate groans. “Y/n- go faster” Kate pleads, throwing her head back.

“mhm” Y/n mutters, moving her tongue faster against Kate.

“Fuck. I-I’m gonna cum” Kate moans.

“Cum for me, baby” Y/n wishes.

The band snaps in Kates stomach as she cums.

“Oh my God. Fuck, yes” A pornographic moan leaves Kate’s Mouth as she rides her high out.

“Shit, you’re so good at that” Kate shudders, out of breath. “you should let me take control more then” Y/n suggests.

“Fuck no” Kate shakes her head.

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“i’m so tired” Kate groans, taking a sip out of her water bottle. Coach Bluder was working them really hard today.

“Holy shit Kate- what’s on your neck?” Gabbie says from the side of Kate, pointing out the particularly huge purple mark.

“What do you mean?” Kate says touching her neck. Fuck, the makeup melted off. Kate thinks.

“Holy shit, Kate has a hickey!” Gabbie calls out as the team runs over. “Damn, Kate, that’s one big hickey.” Jada says, studying the mark intently.

“Alright, bruh, move” Kate waves the girls off, walking into the locker room.

“So freaky” Caitlin mutters as the rest of the team walks in behind her.

“You and Y/n had a good time last night, hm” Taylor says, raising her eyebrows.

“My god, hush your mouths” Kate says, pulling her shirt and shorts off to reveal way more hickeys.

“What the fuck? it looks like someone beat the shit out of you” Kennise snickers, pointing out the purple marks across Kate’s body.

“look at her thighs! Oh my Lord, ya’ll are freaky, freaky” Aj laughs causing the rest of the girls to burst out in laughter.

“Just say ya’ll are jealous that i’m getting laid and ya’ll aren’t” Kate shrugs.

“Child, please. I get laid every night” Caitlin snickers causing the entire locker room to say “eww”.

“Guys it’s true though, you don’t even know how many times I walked in on her and Connor.” Gabbie says, gagging.

“Okay, that’s your fault for not knocking” Caitlin argues.

“No, it’s your fault for not locking the door” Gabbie rolls her eyes.

“Kate, you need to figure something out because Lord have mercy” Kennise says, raising her eyebrows at Kate.

“Yeah, yeah.” Kate says, rolling her eyes at the freshman guard.

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Thanks for reading!

dont know what else to say 😬😬 .

[nqify]

fuckkkk nav’i miles making you squirt 🫣🫣

HELLL YESSSSS!!!!!!!!

squirting. — miles quaritch ☆

pairings. na’vi!miles quaritch. fem!reader

content warnings. daddy kink. oral. praising.

note. short little Drabble IMSORRY

when miles makes u squirt for the first time, MY LORD!!! his ego is boosted, like all time HIGH!! and 100% the first time he comes u squirt is when he’s eating you out, tongue game goes CRAZY!!!

you’d be spread out on your shared bed, messy hair, puffy lips, hands gripping miles’ hair while ur moans filled the room, “mmm daddy feels so good!!!”

and omg, miles is just kneeling on the edge of the bed, smiling into your cunt cuz he loves ur little noises, ur little praise HE IS GOING CRAZY!!, “yeah that’s right mama, only I get to make u feel this good” ofc u do daddy duh???

he holds onto your hips, gripping and biting them as much as he can!! he’s so in love with your cunt, like so in love!!! And ofc he’s gonna show it, “fuck I love this pretty pussy so much baby, she loves me too right?”

“y-yes!!”, oh he is loving this!! His tongue is exploring your insides, licking your clit and biting ur thighs!!, “daddy it feels so w-weird!!!”

you could feel your stomach tighten, an odd and unfamiliar feeling was washing over you. girl we ALL know what’s about to happen, “cmon babygirl, cum for daddy”

he’s growling into your pussy!!! Like groans girl AAHHH!!! You could feel his vibrations and MYLORD!! AAAA!!!, “f-feels so a-ahh!! ahh!!” a different wave of pleasure washed over you!!!! AND BOOM!! you squirted all of his face!’

“fuck mama” miles pulled away from your cunt, smirking ear to ear GIRL!!! “oh my god, I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean too, that’s so disgusting” you cover your face, hiding your embarrassment!!!

“awww baby, don’t be so shy, just shows how much your pussy loves, she loves me so much doesn’t she, doesn’t she??” GIRL YESYEYSYES

You could see your juices drip from his mouth to his chin and my lord it was a sight to see. “come give daddy a kiss mama, taste yourself”

Both your lips met each other, you could taste your sweetness on his, “taste good doesn’t it?” AAAA HE IS SO HOT!!!!

“now cmon mama, I’m not done with you yet, wanna make you squirt again, can you do that for me?”

[divinelolita]

YEHDKBDKDJ I THINK I GOT THE GOLDEN IDEA

HEEHEHEHEHE LEMME GET 4 BIG DICK BIG MACS(oh lord ive had too much sugar its full band headcannons seperate💀💀) with a bf who gives em princess treatment n shi😊

like mf will drive for them do that hand on thigh thing, will tie their shoe, buy em expensive ass shit, pull them on his lap(bro is prolly shorter than them too💀), opening the door for em alat jazz and you can look up more stufff(dont look at the urban definition)

LBZJSHDKSN STOP I CAN JUST IMAGINE TOM NOT TAKING THE TREATMENT AND MAKING READER TAKE IT INSTEAD I CANT😭😭😭

BAND X READER: PRINCESS TREATMENT

4 big dick big macs..oh lord. i regret looking at urban dictionary.

BILL:

・YES. YES. A THOUSAND TIMES YESSS!!!

・He likes being treated like royaltyyyyy

・Having you tie his shoes? He feels so special STOPP

・Your hand resting on his thigh as you drive, rubbing your thumbs in circular motions. He's so happy 🙏

・Sitting on your lap, leaning his head on the top of yours. He just feels so loved and cared for.

・Loves when you spoon him, holding him close to you and kissing his fading tattoo on his neck over and over.

・Feels like the luckiest man on earth if you offer to pay for his nails

"M/N, are you sure? It's really expensive and-"

"Of course I'm sure, here." then giving him like 200 fucking dollars 💀

・Especially likes if you help him with his mohawk!

TOM:

・He's not used to being treated like this. Like, he normally takes on the role of buying stuff, opening doors, etc.

・But he can't help but feel slightly flustered, smiling as you hand him gifts.

・HE LOVES GIFTS WHAT. I keep saying it over and over but gift giving is his love languageeeeee 🤞🤞🤞

・Eventually he starts to challenge you, doing things you would previously do.

・Like even if you has already opened the door for him he'd hold it open aswell, waiting for you to go through.

"Tom I got the door first, just walk in."

"Why don't you walk in? Your closer to the entrance."

"..Tom."

・...yeah it takes him a while before he just gives up, letting you take care of him.

GEORG:

・He feels relaxed yet..confused?

・Like Tom he's used to spoiling his partner, so having you spoil him is definitely something.

・That doesn't mean he wants you to stop, no. He loves it when you buy gifts for him or open the door to a store. Hell, even something as little as holding his hand has him wrapped around your finger.

・Honestly feels like a child if you tie his shoes 😭

"M/N, 'cmon. I can do that myse-"

"No."

・..Oh. Okay then.

・Just kinda let's it happen, he really does like it. It's just...new.

・Can't help but giggle whenever you pull him on your lap, running your fingers through his soft brown hair.

GUSTAV:

・He likes the fact he can worry less around you.

・He feels so safe, so happy and giddy whenever you call him "honey" or "love".

・Absolutely LOVES shopping with you. He feels bad about spending your money and tries to take out his own wallet but you demand insist you pay instead.

・He waits for you to open the car door for him 💔

・Loves cuddling with you, having you wrap your arms around him. It makes him forget about all his worries, instead focusing on you.

・He feels bad if you buy him something too expensive.

"Holy shit, M/N! Do you know how expensive this is-"

"...yeah. Considering I'm the one that bought the drum set, I would know."

[hanasnx]

okay I have had this Thought for Far Too Long.

anakin looks like he'd be someone's sexy bodyguard they can't keep their eyes away from. and then eventually the tension breaks between them and they absolutely fuck. say its someone of royalty and they do it in their bed. (like holy shit-). now anakin makes passes at em all the time despite being in public, and it takes the guardee forever to leave bed in the morning now, totally not bc they're getting railed like anakin's life depends on it. he def fucks like his life depends on it

MINORS DNI 18+

i get you, i think its rly common trope that ppl like to pit him in, the whole bodyguard thing. who can blame them tbhh like the source has to be his whole thing with padme in aotc right? horny pretty boy following you around until you agree to marry him? cmon who doesnt love that

this made me think of a scene i shall paint for you:

"Don't." you warn, tight-lipped. Marginally, you tilt your head away from his, discouraging him from making a mistake. From taking this whole thing too far.

Tasked with protecting you, watching your every move, following you everywhere you go, ANAKIN SKYWALKER had confessed his budding feelings by trapping you against a wall. Royalty, such as you, meant to be untouched, has their back against a wall, as someone who serves you keeps you pinned like a helpless butterfly to canvas. Either of his thick arms propped at the sides of your head. You're no fool, you've been aware of this situation, hell you might've led him on a bit. But that was to be expected! You're above all, you can use and play with people as you please. The problem here lies that the Jedi Knight is teaching you he's not one to be toyed with.

You're sure he's going to do something you both regret. "Master Skywalker, please." you plea, wary anyone could turn the corner and see a man so close to you. A man meant to guard you. There's a yearning in those intense eyes, a gaze you've come to bloom underneath every time it finds you. Secret jokes shared across the room, furtive glances that betray his intent to check out your form in your noble dressings, you swallow hard. A part of you wants him to touch you. To taint you for anyone for the rest of your life. You can't get much better than the Lord you're promised to in the north, but for just one night you can pretend that doesn't exist, and give yourself to a working man. The one that comes fro the salt of the earth, who knows real life, who knows pain. The thought of it makes you rub your legs together, drawing in a sharp breath as he engages you, chasing you to make you face him.

"Do you fear me?"

You know he doesn't truly think that.

"I fear what you mean to me. Please do not ruin that." you voice quivers. He says nothing, searching your gaze. You can feel the electricity in the air. "If you kiss me, they'll take you away, Anakin."

"Oh, I'm not going to stop at a kiss."

A promise kept.

[skinbeneaththeskull]

Heey, Can you write something about 80's!James X virgin reader?

Imagine him being so horny, trying to be slow not to scare you, but he Caaaaan't!!! Like, he's comforting and praising you while slowly moving and kissing you passionately.

HE IS SO BOYFRIEND 😭😭😭😭

AAAAA YES !! i saw something really similar to this on @stevenssticks acc but with Dave in his met days!! ill try my best because i've never done virgin stuff before and also check their acc out too if you haven't!! i love P's stuff so much holy good lord 😇🙏

somewhere near their 4-5th concert during the 80's they'd all put on some type of "meet and greet" typa thing and just pretend that their the shit even though they just started playing gigs. they'd only pick a few girls from the crowd who they had a thing for, probably around four so everyone could have one to themselves so it'd be fair and the boys wouldn't start bitching about it.

luckily, James picked you to come meet him and it was pretty much a dream because you thought he was the cutest one out of all of them, so you were glad enough to take up on the offer. you were kinda dragged out by your girlfriends anyways, but since you knew who he was in the band, you were fine.

everyone was going backstage as James came to get you and surprisingly he was a gentleman, taking your hand softly and flashing you a smile and sounding genuinely interested in you and not like you were some typa groupie. he was walking you to a lounge area where the rest of the boys took their girls as well, you and him sitting on the couch just making conversation, him throwing things out like, "what's your name, pretty thing?" and "gotta favorite song so far?" you could tell he was at least a little interested because of the looks he was giving you, looking like a patient puppy listening to you talk.

you kept talking and soon enough everyone ended their time with the other girls in the room, going home because they got bored, but James ended up staying there with you. it was confusing to you on why he stayed, but you were a little relieved.

James looked around the room for a moment before getting closer to you, putting a hand on your thigh.

"can i kiss you?"

he asked it out of the blue and you started to get a little nervous. of course you've kissed someone before, but the hand on your thigh kept moving higher and higher. you nodded anyways and kissed him, putting your hand on his cheek, caressing it. before you knew it. his hands were making their way under your shirt and to your waist, rubbing up and down on the flesh. he was soon making his way to the band on your skirt, tugging on it softly.

you pulled away, having a hard time looking James in the eyes because of the embarrassment, hoping it wasn't obvious that you were a virgin.

"what's wrong? why'd you stop, baby?"

he grabbed your face, caressing the shell of your ear, hoping he didn't do anything wrong. he was more confused than anything, trying to read your body language.

"oh uh- hey, listen.. i've kinda never done this before, please go slow?"

his eyes widened as his mouth drew agape. he was going to take your virginity, just thinking about it got him rock hard, him closing his legs to not draw attention to himself.

he nodded before tucking your hair behind your ears, kissing you softly again before going to your neck and sucking. your hand was on his head, keeping him in place as you let our soft hums of pleasure, "James," you huffed before he pulled away. he looked up at you and once the contact was gone you let out a whine.

"cmon, why don't you undress for me,"

he asked but it sounded more like a demand and you obliged, obviously. he was watching you strip and looked at every part of you, just mesmerized by your body. once you were in your bra and panties he got down to his boxers, his chest exposed now, "holy shit, you're beautiful.." he whispered softly, soon kissing you again.

his hands crept up on you again, making their way to your panties and finally making their way to your clit, rubbing it in tight circles which made you squirm. your bodies were on top of each other and you could feel the hardness of himself clothed and pressed against your thigh.

he pulled himself out of his boxers, starting to jerk himself off, but you replaced his hand. he cold temperature of your hand made him shudder before he started thrusting up into your palm.

"when can i put it in you, baby??"

he was getting needier by the second, but he wanted to make sure you were comfortable enough before he did anything too much.

you pulled away and pulled your panties off, pushing the blonde off of you and down onto the couch. straddling him, you rubbed yourself on him, giving him a pussy job, just teasing him. he held your hips a little tightly before rubbing them. he looked up at you with pleading eyes, just wanting to be able to fuck you right there and then.

"okay.. you can do it now,"

once he heard that confirmed yes, he immediately flipped positions. your legs were wrapped around his hips as his tip lined up with your cunt, pushing in easier because you were already wet. he looked down at you, holding one of your hands, them interlocked with eachother, "you okay, baby? does it hurt?" you shook your head and soon he started to thrust.

god, it was overwhelming for the both of you. you couldn't even fathom how you could handle James with his size and how he could even enjoy this because you were so tight. you both loved it though, your voices getting louder and louder together. he was moaning about how good you felt around his cock and from all the praises and stimulation you thought you were already cumming, "you're so- so.. tight. feels so good!" he groaned before going faster, holding your hips down and just plowing himself in and out of you while you became more vocal.

this man could be the death of you from how good he was making you feel, "you close, baby? go on, cum on my cock, you can do it.. fuck baby.." he sped up until you came and squirted all over him which just turned him on even more.

"just a little longer, okay? you're doing so well for me, pretty girl"

the thrusting tried to slow, but he couldn't help himself and just ended up fucking you like you were the last person on earth, your body shaking as you kept moaning his name, he finally came. of course he pulled out and came all over your thighs and stomach because he didn't want to risk anything.

he bent down to kiss your lips and tried catching his breath, "my god, you're so fucking good. can't believe that was your first time" he chuckled before kissing you on the forehead.

"sorry if i was too much, but get dressed, im starving. why not treat my girl out?"

he smiled as he helped you get your clothes back on, then his. he carried you out to his car and drove you to the nearest diner to have a nice meal with you <33

[that-starry-freak]

What is your favourite TSAMS ships?

anon, you have opened the floodgates oh my god- I have so many favorites (im a HUGE multishipper)

This is ordered into favorite to least favorite of my favorites!!! Pretend that made sense

Moonchips: ... wew boy- the flavors bro- the flavors- moon x v4? He said he'd like to date someone sarcastic and a bit sadistic if he ever tried dating, Eclipse fits the bill fucking perfectly. Moon x solar? Holy shit they're stupid and gay and awkward and have neither done this before let them cook let them experiment they're both scientists they're perfect that this. Moon x v1? Toxic, oh my god so fucking toxic such an interesting concept im not even going to go into it thats too crazy for main (i keep all my toxic ships on my tsams side blog 😔). Moon also includes new moon/nexus! Meaning, v4 Eclipse x Nexus? Yup, a flavour of moonchips, and holy fuck do I love v4 Eclipse x Nexus bro- also, v1 x nexus? He could have treated him SO much better. Also also, v2 x moon? Bro, they had a partnership already- like- auwnjsnssdnd AND ASH (eaps moon) X V4?? bro how can I be normal about moonchips-

Nexus x Eclipse x Sol: ... if you know, you know *looks to Zee* we have an au with this ship and it goes crazy bro. again, another au/ship too toxic to relaly yap about on main. But basically Sol abused Nexus and Eclipse and once they leave him they're very dependent on each other. Its a really interesting dynamic and its fun to play around with the characters

LullabyNight: chat, chat hear me out- listen Moon would be able to understand him if he really tried. And they could be sciency together- and experiment because Nexus did say that one time he wasn't sure about his sexuality (which makes sense!! Him questioning his sexuality is actually a nice part of his character arc, since he's not Moon) and Moon said he'd be willing to experiment with someone who was like him?? Bro, they're perfect. Let them kiss

Lord Eclipse x His Bm: he keeps them as his pet- thats- that's about it

Eclipse x Nexus x Solar (lullabychips, Eclipse², and Solarnexus): obviously my main ship i talk about a lot. Im not asss obsessed over it as I used to be (that is Zees fault, they got me obsessed over other ships <3) but when I rant about characters I think out of all the poly couples, they're best suited for each other. From Eclipse and Solar's moon trauma, to Eclipse and Nexus both being copies of someone else, to Eclipse and Solar both being eclispes. They could all understand each other very well, as well as compliment each other. Plus, cmon, Eclipse has been borderline defending Nexus-

Rumini (ruin x Gemini): a crackship that happened on a thread about who Ruin is shipped with and people were making art for it and I started thinking about it and im obsessed wnsdnsnsd they'd be so great for each other but also terrible. Secretive old man yaoi <3

Obviously just because they're on this list doesn't me I ship ship it (and if it isn't on this list that doesn't mean I dont relaly like it, it just doesn't mean I'm not obsessing over it rn. I really like bloodysun too) The only ones I think would actually be cute and good together are Solar, V4, and Nexus. Or v4 and Ash. I just think toxic ships can be really interesting!! It complicates things in a way that feels more real

[emloafs]

ep by ep thoughts (ck s6ep3)

spoilers below!!!!!!! join me in my brain dump!!!! literally someone freak out about this damn show with me!!! pls!!!! these are my live thoughts on cobra kai season 6 episode 3...

Ep3:

Oh lord not a gender reveal party

Anthony mention no Anthony to be seen

Samtory just kiss already 

Daniel and Johnny being so paranoid is insane 

“Im too old for this shit” IS A GREAT LINE

Im actually really fucking sick of this show making any asian character speak in broken English like ???? i just don’t understand 

OH I SMELL A SAMTORY EPISODE

Omg court ordered slumbie by girl dad Johnny this show is absurd

I fuck with kwon leave him alone kreese

DevonS NEVER HAD A SLUMBER PARTY IM CRYING SHES TOO GOOD FOR THE WORLD

I am uncomfortable with Johnny being at the slumbie…

Ok miyagi plot sucks but we already knew it would

Yawning why isn’t Demetri in this episode miss him

Johnny ANTAGONIZING THEM I can’t

SAM AND TORY ARE SO CUTE LAUGHING WITH THE PILLOWS IM CRYING 

HONESTLY LET THEM KISS ALREADY

I could go on a whole rant but at the end of the day tory deserves healthy FRIENDSHIPS with people who are good for her, sam deserves to be friends with people with her same interests, and Devon deserves friends that are girls!!!!!!!!!! They all need each other!!! Let them all be friends !!

Johnny stealing Miguel and robby’s phones his actually quite fucked up soooooooo

“I thought you were miaygi do now” IS A LINE TO JOHNNY?????? I hate trailer editors

kwon can fuck shit up… sekai taikai winner fr

SAMTORY MAKE UP YES

Literally THANK GOD I was afraid they’d just bury all their shit but they’re FIGHTING AND TALKING AND APOLOGIZING

(This is the conversation Eli and demetri deserved in s4. Like “I can’t believe what I did to your arm” *starts crying* LIKE CMON)

Regardless samtory also deserve this moment 

SAMTORY HUG I CAN’T I CAN’T SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

Seriously get this miyagi shit out of here this is so unnecessary 

Hate to say it but kreese was better off in jail he can stop corrupting minors now

Samtory fight is HOT sorry not sorry

Devon please keep doubting Johnny he has issues

ONLY SIX FIGHTERS????????? Ohhhhh noooooooooo my prediction of demetri having to fight for a spot is very real

Sorry to say but he just is not making it over there

WAIT WHO TF IS MAKING IT TO BARCELONA?? SIX???

Its gonna be Miguel, robby, sam, tory, hawk, and Kenny because the writers hate demetri

Boy and girl captains so they can rehash sam/tory and Miguel/robby fights AGAIN? Im over this shit I nominate hawk and Devon as captains fr

Well it means you don’t all get to compete……. You bet your ass the whole dojo better be booking flights to cheer on the miyagi do 6

I have SO many feelings after this one

I genuinely don’t know who will go other than sam tory Miguel and sam

PS I just have to reiterate: NO DEMETRI??? I want a refund on ep3 I thought we were over this whole special guest thing

[kamiversee]

oh em gee this whole fic has such a grasp on me??? i literally read this in one go and i have never felt more emotions in one sitting. AND HELLO? GOJO? CHOSO? who do i pick fr😝 but trust me its only because of how you write gojo because if this was a real life situation, i’m sending him to a fucking psychologist.

Anywho, I love how beautifully written your writing is to the point where it feels like I’m watching a MOVIE. I never want this fic to end and it’s definitely one of my favorites so far! Now, to talking about gojo and choso😈

I genuinely am so torn between the two. I know Gojo is straight up an obsessive manipulative weirdo who people try so hard to defend even though what he’s doing is so wrong?? and im not even gonna lie, sometimes i want to agree with them bc cmon..its my blue eyed princess :( and can you blame us when the way you write him is so core throbbing?? But regardless, I guess I have some sort of self respect to realize he’s very much CRAZY. But I still really want there to be a happy ending where he’s involved. I just really can’t help feeling like I need to defend gojo and his actions but i wont because yeah he’s terrribleeee😭 part of me still wants gojo=endgame though!

BUTTTTT, that does not mean we have to drag my beautiful husband choso down with us ?? Cmon now you guys, yes the tattoo was a little off and the apartment thing was a lill sus but choso still offered to get the tattoo removed AND there could be a reasonable explanation as to how he got back inside mc’s apartment. You gojo girlies just want to defend gojo so bad that you think flaming on my silly little guy choso will help with proving your delusions🙄.

AND WOOOW THIS RECENT CHAPTER?? Gojo almost made me feel bad for him..until he thought about blackmailing us again?? Like sir. And then that little moment with lord core throbber sukuna?? That was so very wholesome. Talking about wholesome, choso is just such a sweet boy isnt he?☹️ I am a choso defender for life, especially after how he talks to the reader. Also, I don’t really know what to make of Yuki and Choso..like i get what reader must be feeling but wasn’t she just kissing gojo like a second ago? But i can see where she’s coming from especially after having to put her feelings for gojo aside just so she can finally be with Choso and then she finds out that he’s hanging around with a girl he used to fuck around with? It’s all very very interesting indeed. AND KAMI. THE CLIFFHANGER?😓 I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IM GOING INSANEEE.

Anyways, enough of my rant❤️ and can i claim “🐼” anon?

-🐼

Oh how I eat these long messages UPPPPP😩

1. TYSM IM GLAD U ENJOYED !!

2. I love that this felt like a movie for you, I personally ADORE movies & entertainment so it rlly strikes my heart nicely that I was able to give you tht feel through my silly lil fic <3

3. Gojo girlies are insane, there’s absolutely no saving or getting through to them.

And 4. The parallels babes, the parallels. Just as Gojo is to the reader, the reader is to Choso (to some extent)

& OFC U CAN CLAIM THT ANON ITS SO CUTE >.<

[tyungelic]

★ txt lgbt headcanons from me, a lesbian who’s correct about everything always

(based off of @elaichoi’s brilliant post about whether or not the members would take dick)

this post is made all in good fun and not to be taken seriously as a sexuality analysis these are based mostly off of me and my girlfriend yapping in discord all day

enjoy!! (or don’t idc)

★ SOOBIN

this is a straight cis man who watches anime

probably gets off to badly animated big anime titties that look like water balloons

would probably kiss a guy once and be like … nah that’s not my thing

the best guy to come out to bc he’ll just be like “oh cool congrats”

★ YEONJUN

this guy loves kissing on his homies!!!!

male version of those straight girls who makeout with their girl friends at the club after two vodka sours

most likely straight with some gender wizardry going on

would probably clock you as gay before you even come out but will still be nice about it (he’ll text you about how he knew you were a fruit the moment you first met)

great person to go to pride events with

★ BEOMGYU

THIS IS A GAY MAN SORRY LADIES

he’s literally on korean gay twitter what business would any straight cis man have on gay twitter cmon now

has probably been in a situationship with a guy that broke his heart and changed the trajectory of his life forever (gay canon event)

if you come out to beomgyu he’s gonna be like “really???” all sarcastically and make fun of you but then give you a big hug and say he’s proud of you

★ TAEHYUN

probably bisexual with a female lean

loves older women and men his age that he can throw around like a rag doll

found out what pride month was and immediately started doing extensive research (looking up am i gay quizzes and taking all of them)

yet another good person to come out to, he’d say he’s happy for you and then says he hopes you don’t get into a relationship before he does

another good person to go to pride events with he would pick up on voguing really quickly and start housing mfers

★ HUENINGKAI

lord of the gender the most gender person to ever exist

would probably go by all pronouns

likes to experiment with labels

sexuality-wise i see him as demisexual and panromantic he just seems like he wouldn’t want sex with someone unless he was infatuated with them

good person to come out to i feel like he would be so kind and listen to you gush about your crush for hours (this is the talk and talk the night away he’s referring to in bfm txt version)

okay that’s it thanks for reading!! and remember…

[heckinconfusedparade]

Sonic gets a cold

One morning Sonic woke up, head pounding. He tries to sit up, and very quickly realizes that’s a terrible idea, as it just gets worse. He groans and lays back in bed.

His dry coughing wakes up Tails. Tails carefully approaches his brothers bed “Sonic… are you ok?” Sonic turns his head a little to look at Tails “yea.. don’t worry bout me, lil bro. Just a little headache.”

Before Tails can say anything, Knuckles emerges from the attic trap door “I heard there was trouble and came as soon as I could.” “There’s no trouble, Knucklehead, your stupid spidey senses must be off.” “Spidey senses.. but I am an echidna! I’m going to go get Mother Pretzel and Father Lord of Donuts.” Knuckles leaves and returns with Tom and Maddie behind him.

Maddie takes Sonics temperature “you got a 102° fever, Sonic.. Tom go get him some Tylenol, and I’ll call school and tell them you’re staying home.” Sonic has 0 complaints. Tom gets him some Tylenol to kill that fever and headache of his.

Sonics coughing switches out for a runny nose. A terribly runny nose. Within 5 minutes he is surrounded by tissues.. and even then Tails and Knuckles refuse to leave his side. Even when it’s time for the two to go to school, they don’t want to go. Tom and Maddie consider letting them stay home… but they know that if they let them stay they’re just gonna stand right next to Sonic and potentially get whatever he’s got.

Tom manages to get the two boys to leave Sonic alone so he can rest. And rest he does. Bro has a 4 hour long nap before waking up hungry. Maddie stayed home so she prepares a nice warm soup for him. He downs the soup, happy to have a full belly. Then he is quickly unhappy because his body decided that it does not like the fact he ate and now he feels nauseous. He feels like his stomach is about to hit the eject button but it never does. His coughing that has now returned certainly doesn’t help.

What’s worse is that Maddie has arrived with cough syrup. Sonics heart drops seeing that bottle, knowing what’s about to happen. He can’t get up without a headache still, so he hides under the blanket. “Cmon, sweetie… if you wanna feel better, you have to take your meds.. look, I got some m-i-n-t-s for you to desensitize your taste buds.” “..why did you spell it out?” “I don’t want to accidentally summon Tails.”

Sonic sits up and pops the mint in his mouth. Then he lays back down. Mints.. not his favourite, but it’s tolerable. When it’s gone, he hesitantly takes the medicine cup from Maddie. He tries to down it like a shot, but he can’t take shots to save his life, as he is just a baby boy and has never drank anything stronger than a Bang energy drink. (which oddly enough, calmed him down enough to concentrate better.) He makes a disgusted face and quickly drinks some water, then regrets it because cold water and mints isn’t the greatest feeling.

Maddie chuckles and takes the medicine cup from him “that wasn’t too bad now, was it~?” Sonic groans. He decides he is going to stand up. This is his moment. His moment to shine.

He tried to run. He ran a grand total of about a metre before collapsing to the ground with the most agonizing headache he’s ever had the displeasure of experiencing. Maddie picks him up gently “Oh Sonic honey.. did you not know that running makes headaches worse?” “Obviously not, mom.” “Ok, save the attitude, young man.” She wraps him into a blanket to create a hedgehog burrito. She carry’s him downstairs and turns on Speed. Maddie cuddles her little boy close, gently petting from his muzzle, to the top of his forehead. Hedgehog burrito has become a purrito as he relaxes in his mothers arms.

Maddie’s heart may or may not have exploded. She is super glad that he shares this trait with his earth counterparts.

Ozzy climbs up onto the couch next to them and rests his head on Sonic after treating him to some puppy kisses. Sonic waves him away “Ozzy stoppp.. no kisses..” Maddie starts pecking her sons forehead, causing Sonic to laugh a little “mOoOOom I said no kisses..” “alright alright.. but you’ll have to stop bein so darn cute first.” “Impossible.” “I know, baby.”

Sonic falls asleep. He stays asleep until Tom returns with Knuckles and Tails. Tom and Knuckles go to check on Sonic, but Tails.. he has stopped dead in his tracks. He raises his nose up and sniffs the air. Tails looks at his mother. He is displeased. He goes full speed upstairs and into the attic. Maddie suddenly remembers “I left the mint tin up there-“ Tom and Knuckles look at each other then rush up there.

Sonic and Maddie have a good laugh listening to the scuffle going on above them. They hear Knuckles shout “THIS IS AN INTERVENTION, FOX” and wait, is Tails hissing??

Sonic promises to remind Maddie if she ever leaves the mint tin unattended again.

[bellesowl]

kiss and make up

- multiple characters 

⤷ atsumu, sakusa

genre: (an attempt at) angst to fluff ; established relationship, timeskip 

synopsis: in which you have an almost relationship-ending argument

word count: 2.1k total - about 1k each

warnings: fighting (obv), being called a burden, the boys are kinda mean but they make up for it i swear

- a/n: tbh i was kinda getting sick of writing just fluff so i wanted to spice it up a lil! if this sucks i’m probably going to stick to fluff fics but i think it should be fine? this one also only has 2 characs cause idk how i would be at writing angst LMAO if this does well enough i’ll post the one i have written w kuroo and iwa <3 but i feel like this kinda sucks so oh well

- thank u @kybabi for beta-ing <3

- miya atsumu

you n atsumu have been together since high school which is why you’ve always been inseparable

you went to the same college & moved in together right after, but once he got his job with the jackals, he insisted that you didn’t work and focused on getting your master’s degree

you reluctantly agreed, if only to be able finish & earn your phd soon after

because atsumu is always busy, it’s kinda become commonplace for you to do the chores around the house- like doing the laundry or washing the dishes or cooking dinner for him

but it’s gotten to the point where he expects it

atsumu sighs, unlocking the door to your shared apartment. today’s practice was rough, it was a day of hard conditioning and bad sets and he wanted nothing more than a good meal and to cuddle. the first thing he noticed when he walked in was the mess. instant ramen bowls were scattered everywhere, empty coke cans and dirty napkins were all over the floor, and there you were, in the eye of the hurricane. the second thing he noticed was that there was no homecooked meal.

surprised, he walks into the dining room to see you, furiously typing away at your laptop with four different books surrounding you. you hear his footsteps and look up.

“hey baby! how was practice?” you ask with a smile

atsumu grunts in reply and gestures toward the kitchen, “so.. what’s for dinner babe?”

your eyes widen, “oh shoot! i’m sorry, i was so busy studying for this final that i forgot to cook. do you mind-“ you stop when you see him roll his eyes and head out.

“um, where are you going? you just got home?” you ask, following him.

“out. i have to get food somehow” he replies, “especially because my useless s/o can’t cook a goddamn meal for me” he mutters under his breath

you stop in shock because did he really just say that?

“i’m sorry, i don’t think i heard you right.” you start but he interrupts you

“i said, i have to go get food because someone is too busy to cook a goddamn meal. what do you even do anyways- well, besides spend my money? the least you can do is cook for me, god.” he finally turns to look at you but he feels his heart stop at the look on your face.

not wanting to escalate the situation any further, you try to calm him down, “tsum, hey, i’m sorry i forgot to cook okay? this is my last final before the year ends and i just can’t afford to fail it, so i’ve been studying all day. if you come back to the kitchen, i’ll make you something, okay?”

“i don’t want to eat your half assed attempt at a meal, y/n. the whole point is that you couldn’t get off your ass for an hour to cook when i make the money, i paid for the apartment, hell, i’m even paying for your school! is it really too much to ask for you to stop being such a burden and cook and clean everyday?” he fumed.

you gape at him, shocked that he would even say that. to hell with not escalating things

“at least i want to do something more with my life than hit balls around and retire at 35” you hiss, “and i do everything in this house! i do the laundry, i clean the bathroom, i cook - i do all the things you refuse to. and do i complain? no. i offered to get a job but you refused.”

you turn around to grab your laptop and your textbooks, “just- just do whatever the hell you want to, atsumu.” and with that you walk out the door.

atsumu’s heart drops when he realizes that you actually left. sure, you’ve had arguments here and there, but you’ve never left. he pulls out his phone to call you when he sees you’ve left yours on the counter. knowing there’s nothing to do but wait at this point, he begins to clean up and calls osamu over.

-

it’s already 3 am when you walk back into your apartment, and you blink multiple times when you open the door. it’s ... clean? you’re sure it was a mess when you left, so how would it be clean? you sigh, too tired to think about it more and walk into the kitchen. your eyes widen at the sight. not only is your favorite food on the stove, but there your boyfriend is, asleep on the dining table. you smile slightly, well that explains things.

“ ‘’mu, hey, wake up babe.” you kiss him lightly and shake him.

he grunts and sits up, “baby! i’m so so sorry for what i said. you are in no way, shape, or form a burden, i have no clue why i said that. today’s practice was just really tiring, but i know i shouldn’t have taken it out on you. just please-” he sighs, “just please don’t leave me again.”

your heart breaks your teary eyed boyfriend. “shh, of course baby. i’ll never leave you again okay?” you say, tugging on his arm, “cmon babe, let’s go to bed, okay?”

“mm okay my love.” he replies and practically pulls you into bed. “i love you, okay?”

“i love you too baby.” you reply

“to the moon and back?” he asks

“yeah, and to infinity and beyond.” you reply, your lack of sleep hitting you hard

“oh, i didn’t know i was dating buzz lightyear”

you let out a loud laugh and just like that you both fall into the same routine, love radiating off both of you in waves.

- sakusa kiyoomi

dating sakusa was,, challenging

it definitely took him a while to get comfortable with you

so you guys have been dating for a couple years now, and at this point he’s def clingy

however there still moments when he reverts to his old self

this just happened to be one of those times

“OUT! AND JUST LIKE THAT, EJP RAIJIN TAKES THE WIN AGAINST THE BLACK JACKALS!”

the stadium is silent before the ejp cheering section erupts in cheers. you stay silent, watching your team below. you watch as sakusa stills, still in disbelief. you make your way down, practically sprinting to your boyfriend.

he sees you on the sideline and makes his way over to you. you put on your biggest smile and attempt to make him feel better.

“you did great, kiyo! you’ll get them next time, yeah?” you beam, knowing how hard he’s been training to beat his cousin

he eyes you warily, not knowing what to say.

usually, sakusa gets pretty clingy after games, so you you move to give him a hug.

“don’t touch me” he barked, jerking away from you. “if you hadn’t been distracting me, we would’ve won.”

you stare at him, refusing to let the tears flow. you both turn when you hear a certain setter yelling at the opposing middle and you sigh.

“um, okay then. i’ll see you at home, yeah?” you ask

sakusa merely nods and makes his way over to his teammates. you look around to see if anyone saw what just happened and you lock eyes with your boyfriend’s cousin, who walks over.

“congrats on the win komori! you guys did so well!” you cheered

“thanks, y/n! and i’m sorry about kiyoomi. i’m sure you know he gets that way sometimes.” he explains

you smile and shake your head, saying that you’re used to it and you both bid your farewells. as you walk out of the stadium, you think back to how your boyfriend, the one person you loved with everything you had in you, utterly embarrassed you in front of his whole team. before you know it, silent tears start streaming down your face. 

you enter your home and immediately rush to the bathroom. you draw yourself a bath and make some dinner while waiting. you assume that kiyoomi wouldn’t be home to have dinner with you anyways- and now that you think about it, you can’t remember the last time you had dinner together. after you finish your bath and eat your dinner, you decide to wait up for boyfriend and watch a couple episodes of your favorite show to pass the time. 

-

kiyoomi walks into his apartment at around 1 am, completely and utterly exhausted. he kicks his shoes off and drops his bag on the floor. The rustling rouses you from sleep and you sit up.

“hey kiyo” you say with a yawn, “where’ve you been all night?” 

sakusa ignores you in favor of getting ready for bed and you frown when he brushes past you. 

“kiyo, babe, what’s wrong? you’ve been ignoring me all night and i-” you start but he interrupts you before you can finish. 

“god, just shut up, y/n. can’t you tell i don’t want to talk to you right now? i’ve already had the worst day, i don’t need you making it any worse.” he snaps

"kiyoomi, look, i understand you’re upset but you shouldn’t take it out on me.” you reason, reaching out towards him, “listen, i’m here if you wanna-” 

“i said, do not touch me.” he seethes. “you are so fucking clingy y/n, lord, let me breathe a little.”

with those words, you explode. “you know what, sakusa,” he flinches when he hears his last name come out of your mouth, “i think i have the right to want to spend some time with my boyfriend! i haven’t seen you in god knows how long- you leave before i wake up and i fall asleep in an empty bed. i’ve been working my ass off to get some time off to watch your stupid volleyball game and what do you do? you embarrass me in front of your whole team!”

you sigh, wiping away the tears that continue that continue to fall. “listen, i don’t want to fight right now. i’m going to go stay at a friend’s house for the night, alright? i’ll see you tomorrow” you say, grabbing your purse. “if you’re even home tomorrow,” you add under your breath.

sakusa is in shock. the moment he saw your tears start to spill, he felt an undeniable and unrelenting ache in his chest that only seemed to grow with every work that came out of your mouth. and when the door shut? sakusa fell on his knees, his heart dropping. he truly couldn’t believe he said that to you. now all he had to do was wait till you got home.

-

2:38 pm - you check the time on your phone before pulling out your keys. you hope you made the right move, choosing to come back home while kiyoomi was still at practice. you open the door and the sight causes your eyes to widen.

there, on the couch with your favorite flowers in hand, is your boyfriend. he hears the door open and stands up abruptly.

“y/n, my love, i am so sorry. i truly cannot express how horrible i feel, and i cannot begin to understand how you feel.” he takes a deep breath, seemingly holding back tears. “i- i do love you. i love you more than i’ve ever loved anyone in my entire life. i know i’m not the best at expressing it, but you mean the world to me- no, you are my world. without you, i don’t know what i would do. so please-” his voice cracks, “just, please give me another chance?”

you run towards your boyfriend, practically tackling him. “kiyo, baby, of course. i love you too, you know? you just can’t do that anymore, yeah? you shouldn’t feel like you have the right to embarrass me just because you had a bad day. and please, don’t call me clingy? i know i do stick to you like glue sometimes, but that’s just because i never see you anymore.” you reply.

“that will all change, darling.” he answers sincerely, “i’ll make more time for you, i swear. in fact, i’ll take the week off, how does that sound?” at the sight of your smile, he relaxes.

“that sounds wonderful, yoomi.” you answer

sakusa feels the weight that’s been dragging him down lift and he realizes the effect you have on him- you’re his breath of fresh air. he also realizes how utterly idiotic it was to push away the one person who could make him feel better.

it’s fine, he reasons, he’ll just never make that mistake again. he swears it.

[biostris]

Okay, so...

I noticed you do Chef Saltbaker x Reader posts, and I, kindly, want to request one!

But... make it Vampire!Chef Saltbaker!

What happens is all up to you!

A/N: I noticed you did a similar prompt! (I was scrolling the tag looking for the good stuff) if there are any similarities please know they are only coincidental! I wanted to make this a morticia x Gomez adams feel to is so the reader might be hinted to be AFAB but pronouns will remain they/them for the sake of inclusiveness.

(C/W): Blood (ink??), mentions of sharp objects,

NSFW motions (not actual sex but yeah), cannibalism and mentions of someone being cut up.

:Vampire! Chef Saltbaker x reader:

:Midnight snack:

The moon was high over the small fishing village of inkwell isle IV, and (y/n) was currently sound asleep in their lush bed. But there was on thing missing, “gah fuck-“, Saltbaker. (Y/n) groaned awake shuffling out from the blankets to see what the salt shaker was cussing over.

They treaded down the old wooden stairs and into the kitchen, where the silly old chef usually hung out when he had free time, a yawn pried their mouth open to escape as their feet met cold linoleum. “What’s going on?” They asked, sleep heavy in their voice, Saltbaker was startled and he slightly jumped as his cleaver landed a little to hard on his cutting board.

“Oh honeybun!” He exclaimed, just above a whisper, “I’m so sorry did I wake you up sugar?” He asked while wiping his hands in a kitchen towelette. (Y/n) shook their head “I was already starting to wake up,” the admitted as they soon found themselves wrapped in the bigger lads arms.

Saltbaker pressed a soft kiss into (Y/n)’s temple as he held them from behind, the soft and dark fabric of their robe spilling over his arms as he held his sugar plum close. He breathed deeply inhaling the scent from their perfume, hunger hit him where it hurt and he quickly had to pull away from (Y/n).

(Y/n) was confused as to why he was in such a rush, then it hit them and they smiled “oh my love~” they called out to their beloved chef who had already gone back to chopping some poor bloke to bits to distract himself from his hunger. Saltbaker pressed his lips into a thin line, fangs beginning to peak out from his lips and only grunted in response to (Y/n)’s advances.

“Don’t you grunt at me! I know you’re hungry my darling, do you want a little snack before your…” they looked around to the body of the old man sitting in multiple parts, his blood spilling into a bucket, “feast?” Saltbaker sighed “as much as I’d love that honey bunch,” another heavy slam from his cleaver echoed.

“I wouldn’t be able to control myself.” Familiar yellow rings formed around his pupil as he glanced to his beloved, there they sat, robe falling off their shoulders, exposing their jugular to him, he could practically feel their pulse through the ground as he began to feel his restraint slowly slip. They just looked oh so sweet.

“Cmon mi amor, you know I can handle it.” They cooed in a more comforting tone, (Y/n) raised their arms as if to invite him into a hug, their (E/C) orbs sparkling in the dim light of the kitchen. Two faint needle light holes caught his attention which caused him to fumble with the cleaver in hand. “Lord..” he whispered under his breath.

(Y/n) was internally smug as they watched Saltbaker slowly walk into their arms, the table they sat on creaked under the new weight of the chef and both beings flushed red. Saltbaker began to kiss up (Y/n)’s neck before taking another whiff of that sweet scent he loved oh so much.

(Y/n) smiled as they rubbed his back, they felt is warm tongue lick up their flesh and the gasped as blissfully sharp teeth pierced their skin. Saltbaker’s grip transferred from the table edges to around his loves waist, laying them down on the table in the process.

They were light headed in the best way possible, (y/n) let out a breathless gasp as Saltbaker detached quickly, “you’re mine you know that?” Was all he asked, his yellow eyes glowing as his shadow covered (y/n)’s frame. (Y/n) could only nod and pant, “good,” salt baker kissed his loves fore head before helping them sit up.

“Now don’t move, I think you need a little snack as well.” And with that he set aside his own meal and began to prep (y/n) an aftercare snack before they both went to bed for the rest of the night.

[buttermykolchek]

Scouts honor part 2

The horror

Okay guys! So the spacing in my fics are a little weird, not sure why but bare with me. I know this one is a tad rushed but that’s mainly due to not knowing how to execute this part correctly. I apologize in advance!

Warnings: pain, mentions of death, little bit of prejudice speak(Jason), quiet!jason, suggestive language, explicit language. Major cringe.

Tags: @kassiekolchek22 @kolchekyourweapons @lorebite @yellowroseskolchek @yeslieutenant (I know there are more but I can’t think of their @‘s , I’ll mention them in the comments!

0100 hours 348ft

“Cmon darlin, wake up, scout wake up!” You felt somebody tapping your cheek. What the hell? What happened? Your whole body was on fire, your ribs and shoulder most of all. Your eyes fluttered open, whimpering at the light shining in your face. “Turn that shit off” you whined, waving a hand infront of your face to swat the blinding light away. “Cmon sweetheart, we gotta go” you recognized the deep southern drawl from anywhere, even if you were exhausted and disoriented. “Jason?” You sniffled, moving to stand up slowly, careful not to irritate any of your wounds. He had a hand on the small of your back as you stood, the other under your arm to keep you steady. “What happened?” You rubbed your eyes before looking around. Holy crap. The temple was trashed, there were dead creatures everywhere, a dead Iraqi soldier in the corner of the room, and a man standing behind Jason. You leaned your head around Jason’s shoulder to take a peek. It was another Iraqi soldier, he was holding a pipe, and he was looking over one of the creatures “oh, that’s salim-“ you cut Jason off. “I know who he is, he was going to shoot you topside” Jason raised a brow. “How do you know that?” He tilted his head, his hands still on you. “Because I was the one who begged him not to.” You took a deep breath and stood up straight, “What happened here?” You took a few steps past him, looking around at the horror. There was so much blood. “They attacked us, I got dragged away, so I’m not really sure of the rest.” “You what?” You turned around. Tilting your head a little. “One of those things grabbed me, dragged me off. I’m fine.” He reassured. Offering you a soft smile. You hated when he did that, covered up things and acted like nothing bothered him. You knew better, you’d been through hell and back together. You were assigned to Jason’s team nearly a year and a held ago, before he was ever a lieutenant. You trailed off in your thoughts, kicking some rocks around under your boot. “What do we do now? We have to find Nick and Eric.” You spoke just above a whisper. “Rachel and Joey too” Jason chimed in, taking a look around. Your head snapped up, pissed that he’d even make a joke like that. Your friends deaths weren’t something you’d find amusing. “That’s not funny, kolchek.”

You’d been walking for what felt like hours, your feet ached, your knees were sore. Hell, everything was sore. Jason and salim were conversing amongst themselves behind you, and hearing him say your name a few times brought butterflies in your stomach. Good lord, y/n. It was just one moment. Nothing more. You couldn’t help but think back to that particular moment. How badly you wanted him to kiss you, how nervous he looked to be so close to you. His heartbeat going a million miles an hour beneath your hand. You couldn’t stop thinking about his soft his lips would feel against yours, against your neck, oh god. You coughed a little, immediately regretting it as the pain in your ribs screamed. “Y/n?” Salim called, but he sounded far away. when you turned around, neither of them were there. You must’ve walked too far ahead. “I’m down here!” You called back, picking up a tablet from the floor. You brushed it off and shined a light on it. “Neat” you mumbled, brushing your thumb across the ancient pictures. Suddenly there was a hand on your shoulder, making you shriek and jump away, instinctively reaching for your gun. “Woah chill! It’s just me, darlin” Jason chuckled, amused by the mortified look on your face. “You scared the shit out of me! I could’ve shot you!” You exclaimed in frustration, smacking his arm. “Ow!” He jumped, rubbing his arm and pretending like it hurt. “What?” You tilted your head, obviously confused. You didn’t even hit him hard. He still just rubbed it with a pouty face. You scoffed lightheartedly. “Im not kissing it better, Jason” you raised your eyebrows with a smile, making him laugh. “Are you sure you two aren’t together?” Salim interrupted, gesturing to you two. “Positive” Jason turned to look at him, making salim shake his head “could’ve fooled me” he said as he walked past you both. You and Jason exchanged panicked looks before following him. “So,” Jason cleared his throat, “what are you guys gonna do when we get out of here?” “Hold my son” salim mumbled as he walked. “Take a shower” you sighed, looking at Jason. “You?” “Yeah uh, same” he choked out, trying desperately not to think of you naked, hot water dripping down your delicious figure. Salim suddenly stopped abruptly to a huge opening, snapping Jason out of his little trance. Everything was green, there was a wenching system to your left, and a huge hole in the ground. “Is that.. gas?” You stepped past Salim, approaching the abyss. “Scout, don’t wander off. Stay within eyeshot.” Jason warned, pointing a finger in your direction. “yes dad” you called back playfully, hearing him scoff. You giggled as you walked to a table with papers sprawled across it. You picked up some, reading the notes scribbled all over the place. “No fucking way” you whispered, turning around. “Hey, uh. Guys? You’re gonna want to see this”Jason and Salim looked away from each other and to you, Jason looked flustered, and salim looked extremely amused. I wonder what they were talking bout? Me? No, definitely not. You fidgeted with the leather cover on the book whilst they approached you, you handed the book to Jason. “It explains what happened to clarice” you gulped. Standing back and leaning against the table. All you wanted to do was lay down, sleep, cry. You just wanted to go home.

“So.. it turns you into one of those things?” Jason tilted his head furrowing his eyebrows as he examined the old pages. “Something like that” you hummed, admiring his features. Before he could catch you you adverted your gaze, glancing at salim who had a mischievous smirk on his lips. “What’s so funny?” You crossed your arms over your chest, raising your eyebrows at salim. “Oh nothing, I wouldn’t worry about it.” He sighed. Turning his back to you both and observing the area they were in.

Jason handed the book back to you. “This is bullshit” he mumbled, lifting his cap and raking a hand through his hair underneath. “I know” you sighed, setting the book down behind you. “Look on the bright side, we’re still kickin’” you offered a small smile, pulling your self up from the table and stretching your back. “For now” he scoffed. “Have you seen those things?! We don’t stand a fuckin chance.” He ran a hand down his face, clearly distraught. You knew he was right, it was only a matter of time at this point. But you had to keep going. “Don’t talk like that” you nudged his shoulder. “You’re the most stubborn son of a bitch I’ve ever met. Don’t let a few winged freaks get you down” you laughed, doing your best to lighten the mood. “We’ll be okay, we’re going to get out of here” you stated as you started to take interest in the elevator thing, seeing that it went down into the green abyss. Maybe that’s our way out! It was like a lightbulb lit up in your head. You turned to face the two men. “Hear me out-“ you started, gesturing towards the pit. “No” Salim didn’t hesitate to shut you down. “If those things come from anywhere it’s down there. Do you really want to fight them in their own home?” He insisted. Jason chimed in, “that’d what I’ve been doing since I set foot in this country-“ he started with the usual jarhead bullshit. “Jason, just” you took a deep breath and clenched your fist, trying really hard not to tell him to stop being such an ass. “Be quiet for a minute” you huffed, turning to salim. “No, I don’t want to go down there. But the way I see it, we either wait here to get torn apart. OR we get torn apart trying to find a way out. Which sounds better to you?” You raised a brow and put your hands on your hips. Salims face said it all. He had no words, he knew you were right. “Alright, fair” he sighed, clearly defeated.“O-Kay! Who wants to take a ride on the vampire lift 3000?” You raised a brow, holding your arms out to the elevator as if you were presenting it. “Anyone?” You smiled, the two men weren’t amused.

The city, 4,000 ft, 0800 hours.

It had been hours since you’d been down here, and you’d felt worse than ever. Somehow you’d found yourselves infront of a mountain of vampire nests. There had to be thousands of them. The group was trying to figure their next course of action. Nick, Rachel, eric and joey had met up with your group a little while ago, and you couldn’t be happier, but you just wanted out. Jason was keeping a heavy eye on you, worried that you’d pass out any second. You were wondering around, keeping watch as you heard them bicker. Suddenly it got quiet. You tilted your head in their direction, seeing the looks on their faces. Jason looked worried. Salim took a deep breath, before speaking up. “So.. who’s going to place the dynamite?” Your heart stopped. No way you thought. Your eyes landed on Jason, and you could see his courage starting to boil. His mouth opened to speak, but before he could say anything you chimed in. “I will.” You forced out. Terrified of your own words. “Oh hell no” Jason exclaimed, “Absolutely not” Rachel insisted, and you put your hand up to interrupt the protests. “I’m the smallest, the quickest and the quietest out of all of us. They don’t call me Girl Scout for nothing” you joked a little, grabbing the dynamite and sticking it into your pack. “I’ll go” Jason insisted, trying to take the dynamite from you. “Jason stop” you put your hand on his chest, pushing him back a little. “I’ve made my decision” you fought back tears. You were terrified, you didn’t want to do this, but you knew if you didn’t your team wouldn’t make it out. “I’ll be careful. I swear.” You spoke softly. Handing Eric the trigger. “If I can’t make it out, you pull that fucking trigger.” You held your hand around his, his eyes giving you an unsure look. “Colonel, do you understand me” You said sternly, watching him nod. Eric was the only one that you didn’t have some kind of a relationship with, you knew he’d do what needed to be done. Jason as usual, tried to protest. “Eric so help me if you even think about-“ “stop!” You shouted. Everyone fell silent, they didn’t know what to say, and they knew they couldn’t stop you. You were standing in front of them all, Putting your pack back on. “Ill be quick, I promise.” You gave them all a weak smile. You knew the odds, everyone did. “When I say go, you go. Don’t leave eachother behind and don’t come back for me” you looked at Jason, who was starring at the floor, His lip between his teeth. “When you get out of here, have a beer for me.” You could feel your heart sink as Jason looked up at you, meeting your gaze. You offered him one last soft smile before turning back, taking a look at the hell waiting for you. “I’ll see you on the other side” you cracked one last little joke, before heading off. Your friends speechless behind you.

[vinnieswife]

Hyperactive

Vinnie hacker x reader

Warnings: smut,dirty talk,daddy kink,choking kink idk lol

Words: 2178

It's a stormy afternoon, clearly you just wanted to stay in bed, sleep or watch some series on your laptop, clearly those were not Vinnie's plans.

Let's be honest, Vinnie is a hyperactive person, he can't stop still for two seconds, and it's something you love but God, at the time of sex his endurance surprises you, he could give you 4 rounds in a row without stopping, with the same pushing force than the first round.

And there you were trapped in Vinnie's arms begging you for some action.

"Oh lord Vin it's 7 pm,you are unbelievable" you tell him laughing.

"Oh come on please, just one round, please"

"You are a liar, do you think I'm stupid ?, when you say -one round- you literally mean 3 rounds at least"

He suppress a laugh "come on I promise, just one"

“What I get if I accept your deal? Huh? "

"Cuddles and I promise that I will watch My Little Pony with you"

"That's a good deal" you smile.

Then he approached and placed himself on top of you, one hand on one side of your head and the other caressing your neck, then he cut the distance between your lips and his, biting slightly your lower lip, while your lips collided with each other he caressed with his tongue over your lower lip, asking for permission, to which you opened your mouth to allow his tongue to lightly caress yours. Vinnie is a great kisser, his kisses can make a thousand butterflies flutter in your stomach or that a bad day has a happy touch.

"Can I take this off?" He have ask referring to your (his) shirt. His kisses began to go down your jaw leaving small bites and bruises until they reached your neck, he sucked on your soft spot making you moan, and grab his curls, he smiled against your skin while continuing to leave marks on your neck and shoulder.

He bit into the gap where your neck and your shoulder come together to get a loud moan from you. Your skin lit up with every kiss planted on your skin, with every little touch that Vinnie's stomach had met your abdomen when he leaned further down.

His kisses descended further to your collarbone and the top of your breasts. "may l?" No matter how many times Vinnie had seen you naked, he would always ask you a thousand times.You nodded smiling, his hands traveled to your back, undoing the hook of your bra. Vinnie took off the piece of fabric from your body, observing your breasts and leaving a kiss between them.

His mouth traveled to one of your nipples, wrapping his mouth around it,his tongue moving in gentle circular movements around the bundle,while his hand twisted and pinched the other.

Out of nowhere Vinnie gently bit your nipple down making you moan at the sudden movement.He smirk against your skin leaving there a few kisses before keep going down.

He kisses your ribs, your sides and your abdomen stroking your hipbones. His strong (and hot lmao) hands stroke your thighs and slide down your shorts,also he remove your underwear with his teeth.

He start teasing your thighs biting on them lightly,making bruises and stroking them with his hands.Then he plants a kiss on your clit making you gasp at the sudden pleasure,his tongue explores your folds tasting you, you moan and tug on his hair making him groan sending vibrations though your pussy making you squirm. Long, satisfying wet stripes were dragged from your core to your clit, where he would suck and pull with his lips, leaving your legs shaking and toes curled.

Vinnie looked up and made eye contact with you, his dark gaze making you want to tug at his hair and release you for him right there. His eye contact was so seductive and commanding, it made the butterflies in your stomach flutter even more, and even more so when he thrust his tongue into your core, testing you in every way possible. He start to the tease your entrance with his tongue slipping it in and out in an agonizing slowly pace.

“Vinnie please...”you beg

“Please what love? Finish the sentence”he smirks,making eye contact with you,stopping his movements.

“Please I need more Vinnie”

“Oh love,that’s not my name,say it right”

“I’m sorry vi-daddy please”

“That’s better baby”

He kisses you clit,sucking harshly on it making you moan at the roughness,his finger run over your folds easy slipping in your entrance,he start pumping in and out at a fast pace,biting lightly at your clit every often.

“Can you take another one princess?”oh he can be a dick sometimes,and also a fucking dom in bed,but he’s never going to do something without asking if you are comfy with it.

“Yes I can,please”

He ads another’s finger pumping both in a faster pace than the one before,he just loves the sign of you begging under him,asking him for more and of course he’s gonna give it to you,he start massaging your clit with his tongue moving it side to side or just sucking on it.

"You're doing so well baby... I love you so much," he murmured into your folds, his tongue licking all your wetness.

"I love you too but ..." you breathed, unable to finish your sentence. I could hardly pull the words out of your mouth, your vision was starting to blur, white stars were burning in the corners of your eyes. With a few more pumps you come undone on his fingers moaning loudly,your hand flying to Vinnie’s hair tugging on it harshly making him moan,the vibrations giving you more pleasure even when you just come.“Taste sweet as always love, did I make you feel good princess?” He mumbles kissing your bruised thighs.

You nod with your head, not having the force to talk.He start moving upwards kissing your stomach,your ribs,your breasts stoping at your neck giving to them a couple os kisses.You grab his face with both of your hands,pulling him close to kiss him,you two just separate for air when the kiss started getting too passionate.

“Vin please...”

“What do you want love?, cmon tell me” he says looking at your eyes.

“I-I want-t you t-to...”

“Words Y/n stop mumbling things like a slut who doesn’t know what she want”he grabs you by your throat gripping it tightly

“I want you to fuck me hard”

“Beg for it then”oh god,now you know the game have just started.

“Vinn please,make me yours please” you start kissing his neck for a little push.

“Do you want me to fuck you dumb love?”

“Yes please,I will be good I promise”you lol at him with pleading eyes and he kiss you harshly,biting your lower lip making you moan loudly.

You broke away from the kiss for a brief moment, images from the night before flashing through his mind, leaving his mind wandering to think of you right now, or a few seconds in the future. "You under me, like last night." He returned his lips to yours, kissing you fervently, taking your breath away as you moaned into his mouth, giving him the green light that it was okay to move on.

"Moaning." Once again, his words mixed with your lips. His phrase sent chills down your spine.

"Screaming my name."

More butterflies churned in your stomach. He knew exactly how to get you where he wanted.

"Your hands ... Grabbing my hair, running them down my back."

His soft lips parted from your lips with a gasp, where he began to descend, moving from your chin to your neck, kissing the bruises left the night before.

"You ... You squirm with impatience while I would bother you."

His voice was warm, but soft and husky, and still dark in the evening . He invited you, asked you to indulge yourself more deeply and lose yourself in his touch, in his tempting mantle of entertainment.The front door of the house rattled shut, indicating that you and Vinnie were left alone "I guess that's my signal," he chuckled, pressing his lips against yours once more, kissing you feverishly."Your signal was when I kept begging you," you reminded him in the kiss, their words intertwined as he laced his lips with hers.

A playful smile appeared on his face, your lips pressed against his teeth as he gets closer to you, his chest now pressed against yours. "So needy, right?"

He wakes up to take off his sweatpants and his underwear, when he get completely naked you keep looking.

"Mmm-hmm," you confirmed, running your fingers through his hair, grabbing him so he could rush up and insert himself inside you.

“Vin please”

Vinnie's hungry kiss sped up when he finally heard your pleas. He lined up with you, his tip brushing against your folds sending an impatient impact through your torso until finally, he thrust into you, a loud moan came out of him and you moaned loudly into the kiss.

Slowly, Vinnie's pace began to pick up, filling you completely now each time, your back arched off the mattress. The kiss became hungrier and more necessary, Vinnie nibbled your bottom lip very gently as he grew hungrier for the connection that would fill the void between space and time, that would fill his void for more of you. . Another thought crossed his mind as he took your hands, placing them above your head, intertwining your fingers with his.He gently moved inside you, watching your face intently as he writhed in pleasure, he moved closer to your face and whispered into your lips.

"Open your eyes and look at me." He said softly, but you understood the order. You opened your eyes and found his eyes immediately, watching you intently as he rolled his hips towards you gently, slowly picking up his pace.

"That's princess. Are you okay?" He said kissing your neck, his hand reaching up and grabbing your chest, caressing it in his hand.

"Vin harder,please." You moan and, to his surprise, you met his every thrust, your hips brushing against his. He kissed you generously for your answer, and did what you asked by moving his hips faster, earning a moan from you; Your nails dug into his back harder. His slow, gentle impulses soon became fervent and needy, every time you let out a groan, he quickened the pace chasing your release, desperately wanting to see you wake up beneath him.

"Vin." You moaned: "I'm so close."

"Let it go, doll." He said taking his thumb towards your clit adding additional stimulation, you had to bite your lip to avoid screaming.

"Come for me precious, let me feel you come". You loved listening to his dirty talk while I pound into you, reaching your orgasm at an alarming rate.Vinnie covered your mouth with his hand, muffling your cry of pleasure but not by much. Vinnie's own orgasm followed immediately after yours when he held his hand over your mouth, desperately trying to muffle his own sounds of pleasure by biting his lip and he spilled himself deep inside you, his trusts coming to a stop,

Then he got hold of you and let you rest on him. Vinnie kissed the top of your head as both breaths slowly returned to normal.

"How are you doll?" He asked in his deep, husky voice for a deep love affair.

"In good right now but I'm completely sure that I'm not going to feel my legs tomorrow" You whispered against his chest, lavishing his chest with soft kisses. Vinnie leaned his head against the pillows enjoying your kisses immensely and knew for a fact that he was chaining you to this bed and keeping you here forever.

"Good night Y/n"

“Good night Vin”