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... Is anyone interested in seeing any Chef Saltbaker x Reader stuff?
I'm hesitantly pointing in the direction of my ask box for some ideas to hold onto (will not be taking these as requests, just suggestions, tho I can guarantee good ones might motivate tf out of me lol).
I'm writing a bunch of other self ship stuff atm but I'm curious to see if any of my fellow Salt lovin moots or others have any ideas đ đ
They can range from platonic friendship sweetness to familial fluff to romantic and mayyyybe slightly suggestive territory (will not be doing outright NSFW tho).
Violence and gore and angsty themes are totally fine (within basic DNI criteria).
Can include some other characters too like Chalice n the Two Dishware Dummies
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Hope this isn't too dark but can I get some angst with saltbaker who has a s/o who is incredibly sick and on the verge of death?
A/N: YES, god Iâm going through these and a lot of them are yall being horny little shits so this is actually fueling my empty brain, and I have nothing but an 8 hour flight and a 4 hour lay over to sit through so this works. This will not be drafted this is just straight fucking RAW, GN pronouns.
:Chef Saltbaker x Reader:
In health and in sickness.
No one had seen it coming, no one even knew what it was. All anyone knew on the Isle was that (Y/n) was deathly sick, Saltbaker was working overtime, and time was running out. The bakery was empty, Saltbaker felt nothing but worry and anger as he ran his thumb under a price. A simply ludicrous price. One that he needed to pay to keep you alive.
âDamn it..â he muttered, a hand running down his glassy face as a scowl made its way onto it. How could this happen, how could this happen to you? Everyone had been showing their support, buying when they can but it would never be enough. He felt like he was failing you. A familiar ding echoed from the front of the shop and he was able to pull himself out of his wallowing to plaster on a smile long enough to appease the masses.
âWelcome, Welcome! What can I get you?â He immediately asked, his smile fading once he realized it was Esther Winchester. The cowgirl had her hat over her chest, looking at him with much sympathy and sorrow. âWhat happened.â He demanded, voice frantic but not angry.
The lass with a lasso paused. âI know you want to work, to try and prevent the end from coming too soon..â she began. Starting to walk over behind the counter and put a hand on Saltbakers shoulder. âBut I think itâs high time you hang up your hat and go home to them.â She squeezed his shoulder and offered a sympathetic glance. Saltbakers Heart dropped, he swallowed thickly as he felt him self go pale. Mouth beginning to dry.
âI..â he choked, holding back a sob. âI canât.â He admitted as he ran a hand to the back of his neck. Falling back on a wooden stool. âIf I quit here, (y/n) wonât have enough money for their meds. And if they donât have enough money for their meds then I fail them.â He bit back tears. Practically fighting them off with ever inch of willpower he saved for himself.
Esther snorted, her brows furrowing and lips twisting into a scowl. âYa ainât!â She shouted. âYer not a failure, they appreciate every second you spend here. Every penny spent to keep them alive but damnit Baker!â Both of her hands grasped his shoulders and she gently shook them.
âTheyâre dyin, Baker..â her voice dropped. âThere ainât anything we can do now.â Saltbaker felt rage boil in his system but she had a point. One way or another the medicine would eventually stop, their body would grow tired and stop. He broke down in tears, the searing pain of his heart breaking spreading through his chest.
âWhat do i do..â he croaked, âyou go home to them. You honor your vow.â Esther helped him up. Helping him pack up for the day. âIn health and sickness.â She reminded him. Saltbaker paused at the door and fiddled with the ring on his finger for a moment. Tears still falling down his cheeks. He sucked in a big breath before slowly letting it out.
âYouâre right,â he opened the door waving by to Esther. âI gotta get home.â And with that he was off. Walking the streets, dreading but also being excited to see them again. As he stepped inside their home he made his way to their room. The steady beeping of a monitor made his heart ache.
âYouâre home!â (Y/n) croaked weakly, turning their head ever so slightly to see him. A frail smile on their dried lips. Saltbaker wanted to cry. No matter what anyone said he felt like a failure. He sucked in another breath of courage and quickly went to their side. âYup, Iâm home.â He took their hand in his and kissed it.
âHow you feeling cupcake?â He asked as he caressed their cheek. Feeling the sheen of sweat sticking to their skin. âLike shit.â (Y/n) replied with a roll of their eyes. âBut happy now that youâre here.â Saltbaker couldnât help but laugh at their wit. He leaned down and kissed them. Lips in a delicate yet passionate dance as he poured all his love into it, dreading that it would be the last.
âI was thinking.â He began as he gently caressed their cheek bone with his thumb. âThat we take that trip to the lake, like you wanted..â he watched as their eyes lit up, âreally?â Asked (Y/n). Their subtle head tilt expressing their curiosity in volumes. He nodded and smiled.
âIâve spent too long cooped up in my bakery. And I almost forgot the vow we made.â He took both their hands to his chest. Kissing their knuckles and arms, wrists and all. âThat is be by your side in health, and in sickness.â His smile fell.
âIâm sorry I havenât been here for you. I just..â he winced, but (Y/n) knew. They always knew. They reached up and stroked his cheek weakly. Dry hands brushing against his smooth skin as they chuckled. âItâs ok. Letâs make the most of it now.â
Not all stories will have a happy ending, some are cut too short. But in their last few days (Y/n) had their husband. A nice view of the lake, and all the sweets they could stomach. And in their finals moments in Saltbakers arms, watching the sun rise on a new day. They knew, just like they always did, that everything would be ok.
#chef saltbaker x y/n#chef saltbaker the delicious last course#chef Saltbaker x reader angst#chef saltbaker x reader#chef saltbaker cuphead#chef saltbaker#cuphead fanfic
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Iâve been looking at a bunch of Chef Saltbaker x Reader Headcanons recently and decided to done of my own. These are for a gender neutral, autistic reader.
(Art isnât mine)
âą The two of you first met late one afternoon. You came into the bakery, ordered something to eat, and sat down at a table to do something. (Read, write, draw, etc.) You quickly became a regular at the bakery.
âą Your friendship truly began once you stayed after hours, rambling about your special interest(s) to him. He stood at the counter and listened as you excitedly talked about your passions.
âą Saltbaker doesnât judge you for stimming. In fact, he finds it adorable. He loves seeing you get all excited and happy stimming.
âą If you vocal stim, Saltbaker will occasionally make noises back to you. Heâs not mocking you; itâs more of a form of affection.
âą Saltbaker has a physical list of your safe foods. He likes taking those dishes and adding his own twist to them. For instance, if your safe food is Mac and Cheese, heâll make something akin to a Mac and Cheese casserole.
âą When you first started dating, Saltbaker immediately did research about autistic love languages. If youâre not a big fan of physical contact, heâll show his love through words of affirmation. If you love physical contact, heâll give you all the physical affection you want.
âą Autistic have this specific love language thatâs been dubbed âpenguin pebbling,â which is named after how penguins will pick out a rock and give it to a potential mate. If this is your love language, you give Saltbaker seemingly random things that remind you of him. He has a whole box full of these little trinkets you give him.
âą Saltbaker may come off a bit overprotective and even possessive to some people. But he never wants to hurt you. He knows that youâre independent, but this doesnât stop him from worrying about you.
âą If youâre nonverbal and use sign language, Saltbaker goes out of his way to learn what the different signs mean. Heâll even sign back to you while speaking.
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{yandere chef salt baker x fem reader}
chef salt baker: Y/n are you okay-
chef salt baker: Ohhh~ That's Good!~
Elijahman2: INTERVENTION!
Me: INTERVENTION!
#chef saltbaker#chef saltbaker x reader#saltbaker#cuphead#cupheadfanart#cupheaddlc#yandere chef saltbaker#x female reader#x fem!reader#cuphead delicious last course#yandere cuphead
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Although my Saltbaker phase is over ( I know cue the audience boos and tomatoes đ
, but guess who my new obsession is)
I still love him đ„” AND I promised you a fic and itâs cumming
Oops. Coming. Sorry it took 84 days anon đ
#Iâm back#by popular demand#ao3fic#x reader#fan fic author#chef saltbaker#fanfic#iâm very eepy#college is killing me#anon i love you
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Hello polter! What do you think about the new cuphead dlc? I told myself I wasnât going to fall for Chef Saltbaker, but i was very wrong. Could we please have some headcanons sometime?
A/N: Man you could really tell how far behind I am on some of these requestsâ man, I didnât even know how long Iâve been in this rut until now. Especially since the DLC came out 2 years ago. Even as I am typing out this little note, I canât help but grimace and feel awful for only now getting to this (ă·ăïčă))ă·
Now, I wasnât sure if this was referring to just general headcanons or x reader ones, so I decided to go for the former for the time being!
General Chef Saltbaker Hcs:
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Even before his scheme to finally bake the Wondertart came to light, the residents of Inkwell Isle Four sensed something was⊠off about Chef Saltbaker. The way his jolly smiles didnât quite reach his eyes; how heâd often lash out at random intervals before suddenly slipping his cheerful mask on; the numerous backhanded remarks heâd dole out to customersâ and god forbid he becomes passive aggressive.Â
Point is, he wasnât really a friendly fellow to begin withâ and everyone was able to catch on relatively quickly. However, there was a tense, silent agreement between the other Island denizens and Chef Saltbaker: they stay out of his business, and heâll play nice. And with gourmet treats to sweeten the pot, itâs enough to make most people look the other way.Â
He kept his life incredibly private prior to his rehabilitation. Chef Saltbaker wasnât originally from the fourth Isle, having quietly set up his bakery to little fanfare. The man hardly ever left the building, either. During the late hours of the night, long after closing hours, a few onlookers even caught him opening the door that led to the basement of the bakery; leading to a few crazed conspiracies and theories of what exactly he did down there.
Granted, considering how Saltbaker had a lab down there, they werenât wrong. But he also just had a nook that he lived in. Rent could be expensive in the city blocks of the Isle. Heâd rather spend most of his budget towards ingredients, so living within the bakery was just naturally the better option.Â
Honestly, baking the Wondertart was the culmination of a series of unfortunate events. A struggling career in the culinary arts, years of being taken advantage of by restaurant ownersâ who dangled the empty promise of a promotion if he just was more passionate, constant stress over meeting rent, funding the bakery, and himself, rude customers; it could go on forever. After continuous disappointment and admittedly isolating himself, it was easy to see why he went a little, ah, mad.Â
Saltbakerâs gotten a lot better though! Albeit, thereâs still remnants of that bitter, passive aggressive (hell, even just normal aggressive) personality lurking underneath his much more positive self. Now that he has gained the trust and friendship of the Isle denizensâ finally gaining a sense of belonging and community he didnât know he was missingâ heâs calmed down significantly.Â
Complete and utter neat freak about his kitchen. Organizes all ingredients and spices alphabetically and dedicates separate drawers to each cooking utensil. Not to mention that at the end of each shift, heâll make sure that the kitchen is absolutely spotless. He does not care if itâll take him an extra hour; if everything is not in order like he left it, heâll go mad.Â
After doing community service, Saltbaker mostly just uses his laboratory to experiment with different flavors and batters for his deserts. Some of his concoctions range from mere enhancements to common flavors like strawberry to exotic flavors like dragon fruit or lychee. Heâs open to new flavors!
While his large, pot-bellied frame may not look it, Chef Saltbaker is incredibly fast. When youâre working a one-man show and have a line of customers waiting for their orders, itâs completely necessary for him. Granted, a lot of the people who come in are usually complete sweethearts and are willing to wait. Nevertheless, the manâs practically a blur as heâs speeding from station to station, kneading dough one second and then preparing a batch of frosting the next. If he finds himself needing extra help, heâll usually use magic or conjure up a salt clone.Â
Though the latter doesnât happen all too often since said clones tend to make his desserts much saltier than he would like.
Food gore makes him irrevocably angry and stressed out. Why on earth would you show him this? Saltbaker already hated wasting food, but downright ugly food or disgusting looking combos will genuinely mess him up for the rest of the day. Same thing with those images of people gripping their food too tightly. The first time Cuphead did it to an eclair in the bakery, it took every muscle of self restraint for Saltbaker to not jump over that counter and clobber a child to death.Â
Speaking of, donât ever suggest to add breadbowls to the menu in front of him. He took pride in baking that loaf of bread and you want him to massacre it?! How very dare you. He doesnât care if itâs a popular trend, heâll sooner slap the person who asked than waste a crumb of that bread.Â
Incredibly strong, but thatâs a given. The man kneads dough by hand all day and usually carries in crates and heavy bags full of groceries into the bakery. Could pick up around five grown men with ease.Â
Ms. Chalice usually pops in to get extra cookies, and will often offer to help out where she can in the kitchen. She and Chef Saltbaker were kind of awkward around each other for a bitâ given the whole âHey I lied to you and your friends and tried to steal their soulâ bit. However, after some time, theyâre comfortable around each other to the point where youâd usually overhear their banter while they work.Â
âOh, come now, Saltbaker! You canât put a price to our friendship!â
âYes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.â
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Chef's Kiss
If I had the ability to travel back in time and then proceeded to tell my past self that I would be writing a Reader x Canon fanfic for Cuphead, I would be knocked tf out...
Anyways!
I found a post talking about a Reader fanfic with Chef Saltbaker, specifically the one by @starleska, and so I figured why the hell not! Although I don't have a crush on him, I am, however, in love with his fluid animation and overall design! He gives me Classic Disney Villain vibes and I am here for it!
Just so to let everyone know, this is my very first Cuphead fanfic. So be easy on me!
Content Includes: Major DLC Spoilers, Irresponsible Use of Knives, and Very Intense Flirting (Don't worry, this story is Safe for Work!)
You couldn't help but be mesmerized. You were watching an artist at work. There was no pause in his motions, no hesitation or blunder to be seen. Everything he did was perfect. Of course, he clearly had the experience and skill - something you had yet to achieve. You stood and watched as your mentor rolled up his sleeves, exposing his crystal clear forearms, and took ahold of a knife. Your heart jolted in excitement when he made the first cut into the fruit he placed onto the cutting board. Then he minced, beautifully so, the fruit into pieces and scrapped them aside. It was such a simple act, and yet he made it as if it was a craft no mortal being could ever possess.
Cooking was, indeed, a craft. Your mentor, Chef Saltbaker, said so himself.
Your fingers shook with anticipation. You wanted to try it out yourself. You just had to take that knife and give it a go! Or perhaps, it wasn't the knife that excited you. No... no, it wasn't. The constant rhythm of your heartbeat, the hypnotism, the enthusiasm. It was all because of the chef that took you in as his apprentice. Chef Saltbaker is the greatest chef in all of Inkwell Isles, that you knew well. Everyone knew well. And to be given the chance to work alongside him! That right there was a tremendous honor. And to think that all it took was a small conversation, too. It was a bright, sunny day when it happened. You felt particularly special, so you went down to the bakery to get yourself a small treat. You went inside, was greeted by him, had a friendly chat. But then things turned interesting when Chef Saltbaker noticed the book under your arm.
The book you were holding was a encyclopedia, specifically one about the occult. You were very fond with the subject, reading books upon books about anything and everything there was to learn. It just so happened that you had placed a bookmark under a chapter discussing the complexities of the astral plane. You had no idea how delighted the chef was when you told him! At that moment, you discovered that you two were quite alike. Things lead to another, and now here you were, inside his kitchen built inside a strange catacomb underneath the bakery. Considering your otherworldly interests, such a place did not phase you. In fact, you were quite amazed!
Chef Saltbaker then paused his work, lowering his knife. "My friend... You know that book you own? The one about the astral plane?", he asked, turning towards you. You nodded, interested in what he had to say. "I must admit, I never thought that I would see someone else with similar tastes. I must also admit that I'm quite surprised you didn't scream in fear when we entered the kitchen. This place is usually kept as a secret, as it should be, but perhaps we don't have to hide... certain things anymore."
Certain things? What could that possibly mean? It could be anything! And if your surroundings indicated anything, it most likely meant something sinister. You thought about all the possible and horrible things Chef Saltbaker could mean: cannibalism, poisoning, necromancy, slavery, piracy... veganism! "You see... I have discovered a spectacular recipe. It is called the Wondertart! The Wondertart is a treat only created with the finest ingredients, ingredients that only can be gathered by the most determined of folk! You must be wondering, what exactly makes this recipe so special?", he continued, "Well, it's because the Wondertart can give you the power to control the astral plane!"
You jolt up in surprise! Chef Saltbaker, Inkwell Isles' finest cook, in control of the entire astral plane? Surely, this must be some sort of joke! An elaborate prank which involved an atmosphere as spooky as a catacomb. But as you looked into his eyes, your doubt faded away. He was, in fact, serious. Completely and utterly serious. You can tell by the glow in his eyes. "Yes, my friend! The astral plane! Can you believe it? To think that I can harness it with just a small pastry! Ha-ha!", Chef Saltbaker laughed gleefully, swinging his knife in hand. Then he sighed, "However... I believe there is going to be a change in plans... The Wondertart will not grant me its power. Oh, no... it will grant us the power."
You stood in place astounded as your mentor smiled. He began to stroll towards you, his eyes now gleaming with hunger. Your heart throbbed as he got closer to you. Before you know it, you were pinned against a stone wall with him towering over you. You could feel yourself blushing immensely as you realize how close you were to him. You had every reason to be frightened: the underground catacombs, the plan to conquer the astral plane, Chef Saltbaker himself. You almost forgot that he still had the knife in his hand. But, you would be lying if you told yourself that you weren't a fan of this... dangerous intimacy.
"My dear..." Chef Saltbaker cooed, gently caressing your cheek, "You don't have to hide it anymore. I can read you like a book. Did you really think that I wouldn't notice? I'm honestly flattered! Never thought that I would be considered attractive in these parts, to be honest. Well, I'm glad you think so..." He winked. Oh my stars, he winked! At you! Is this real? Is this a dream? This has to be! There was no way Chef Saltbaker had the same feelings! "With the Wondertart, we will be unstoppable! We will become gods amongst mortals - beyond just mere lovers. Whaddya say, my dear? Will you conquer the astral plane by my side as my partner in crime?"
You felt his finger lift up your chin, his thumb gently tracing your lower lip. Without a single word, you leaped into his arms and finally - finally - crashed your lips against his. Chef Saltbaker reciprocates with a sly grin,"Oh, we're going to make wonders together, sweetie pie..."
#here you go ya freaks#nah jk jk#chef saltbaker x reader#ship fanfic#my writing#chef saltbaker#cuphead the delicious last course#cuphead dlc#cuphead#cuphead chef saltbaker
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I was told you could do chef saltbaker-
Will it be ok if I requested HC's of big sister cup! Reader who helps him with the community service after his defeat? Just them slowly bonding/developing feelings for each other? The reader is an adult btw, if that was concerning-
"You really shouldn't have underestimated my brothers."
"..wait, theyâre your brothers??â
âYep. And you just really ticked off their big sister.â
âOh..â Saltbaker frowns as heâs lugging a minecart from Glumstone into town, while you carried a few bags of minerals yourself. The gnomes were nice enough to give you the lighter load.
You regularly volunteered for community service; you loved helping out the residents of Isle IV.
But then you met the disgraced chef, learning he forced your brothers to do his bidding..only to betray them and use the ingredients they risked their lives collecting against them both. All in an attempt to take one of their souls for a Wondertart to gain unfathomable power.
Now he was doing community service on a sentence. Though if it were up you, heâd be banished from all the isles.
Your harsh scoldings were worse than any of the labor heâs done. But he knows he deserves it after hurting so many people.
Regardless, you assisted him in the jobs he struggled with. You told him not to start calling you a âfriendâ.Â
You might be a lady with a head of porcelain, but youâre tough as nails and donât take crap from anybody who attacked your family.
As intimidated as he was, he admired your attitude and gained a crush (obviously heâs not gonna tell you that..lest he gets a parry slap).
For a while you remained cold towards him, and Saltbaker just did his usual work and listened to whatever you said.Â
But as time goes on, you start to see heâs genuinely remorseful..and soften up around him.
The turning point is when you scold Esther for pranking him and making him spill food everywhere, before helping him clean the mess.
After that you two became friends, even helping him rebuild his bakery once his sentence is over and heâs released on good behavior--and during that time, that friendship developed into something more.
Fast-forward to you rushing to Cuphead and Mugman one sunny morning, telling them the bakery has officially reopened. And they follow you, nervous upon seeing Saltbaker.
Their jaws drop when you happily skip to him and kiss his glass cheek, calling him âsweetieâ. They have a million questions. They thought you hated his guts.
But you reassured them he redeemed himself, and he apologizes to the cups for what he did, promising to change his ways.
Sure enough, he does by baking sweets for every residents and returning the ingredients to their rightful guardians.
He never thought he could show his face around here anymore.
But with you by his side, his life became a lot easier to rebuild. And he cherishes what he gained along the way <3
#clanask#anonymous#cuphead x reader#cuphead dlc x reader#chef saltbaker#chef saltbaker x reader#objecthead reader#headcanons#fluff
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Maybe some cuddle hcs for Chef Saltbaker from DLC? For a man made of glass, he looks so. heckin. â„softâ„
Yes I completely agree babes! When I first saw this man I thought he was a weird bubble at first but then I'm like "O SHIT MF A SALTY SHAKER"
Chef saltbaker cuddle head cannons
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This man
THIS MOTHER FUCKIN' MAN
Is so soft~
Y'all most likely cuddle all the time
Especially when you (or him) are feeling down
He actually is surprisingly squishy
There are certain times when you two cuddle
At night when going to bed
In the morning
When listening the the radio
And the cycle repeats
He doesn't have a preference for cuddles as long as your both comfy
Though you bother usually do is spooning your the little spoon whole yes big spoon
Sometimes he lays his head in your lap while you read and he falls asleep
{ these head cannons weren't long enough! But they were fun since he's awesome! Hearts and re-blogs are welcomed along with requests and comments! }
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#x reader#gender nuetral reader#chef saltbaker#cuphead x reader#cuphead dlc x reader#cuphead dlc#chef saltbaker x reader
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Chef Saltbaker Yandere alphabet - Jealously, kisses and love letters.
Chef Saltbaker - J, K & L
Note:Â Finally decided to write for a DLC character and it feels great! Hope you enjoy your request, love! Word Count: 0.6k Warnings:Â Delusional mindsets, implied murder, jealousy, mentions of kidnapping, obsessive behaviour, paranoia, possessive behaviour. Prompts: Can be found here.
Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
Yes, and quite often, too. However, the reason for it and how he responds to it depends entirely on whether or not heâs been reformed.
Prior to his redemption, Saltbaker can become jealous of seemingly anyone and everyone that interacts with his darling. Be they strangers, acquaintances, friends, family, romantic rivals, it doesnât matter; as long as they take up his darlingâs time or divert their attention away from him, he can and will become jealous.
In most cases, he deals with it by simply grinning and bearing it, only to seethe in private later on. Jealousy is a most unbecoming thing for someone as cheerful and kind as him to feel, so heâs careful to mask it around his darling for fear of it driving them away. However, in cases where the person heâs jealous of poses an actual threat to his relationship with them, heâs not above disposing of them as swiftly as possible
As for post-redemption Saltbaker, his rampant jealousy stems not from general possessiveness, but fear. Even though he fully believes himself to have changed for the better, he worries that not everyone feels the same. Thus, whenever his darling interacts with someone else, he canât help but fear that theyâll try to convince them to leave him.
The only thing able to ease his mind when this happens is his darling. In these instances, he allows them to see a much more vulnerable and unsure side of himself; a side which he usually suppresses. He all but begs them for comfort and reassurance, desperate to hear them promise that theyâll never leave him.
And if they donât? He might just steal them away. At least that way they can stay with him forever, whether they want to or not.
Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?
Saltbakerâs behaviour around his darling is almost indistinguishable from his behaviour around everyone else, though thatâs not to say thereâs no difference in the way he behaves. The most obvious sign of his fondness for them doesnât take the form of actions or words, but body language. His slightly wider smile, the higher pitch in his voice, the brighter light in his eyes, how he leans ever so slightly closer when speaking with them - all of these differences are extremely subtle and, to most, entirely invisible, but are very telling to anyone with a keen eye.
That being said, there is one major difference between how he treats his darling as opposed to others, though even the most observant person can miss it: prior to his redemption, his displays of kindness towards them are the only times when itâs genuine. Around everyone else, his jolly and goodhearted persona is just that, a persona. But when heâs with his darling, a softness within him that he believed he had buried long ago manages to resurface; itâs only when this happens that he realises what he feels for them is more than simple attraction, and the seeds of his obsession begin to grow.
Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
Whether itâs before, during, or after his descent into villainy, one thing about Saltbaker remains consistent throughout all of it: he adores romance. Love letters, long walks on the beach, baking together, kissing in the rain, giving his coat to his partner when itâs cold - any romantic or domestic gesture you can think of, heâs likely fantasised about it at some point.
Because of this, it should come as no surprise that his approach to courting his darling is like something straight out of a romantic movie. He canât help himself; even at his most despicable, he wants to have nothing short of a picture-perfect, fairy tale romance with them, and as long as they reciprocate this desire, he will happily sweep them off their feet in the most cheesy, clichĂ©, overly sweet way possible.
#cw yandere#cuphead#yandere cuphead#chef saltbaker#yandere chef saltbaker#chef saltbaker x reader#yandere alphabet
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A/N: is has all three types of HCS, including NSFW ones so please, 18+ audiences only also forgive my degeneracy
(C/W): NSFW mentions, mentions of knives
:Chef Saltbaker General headcannons:
He has a BIG kitchen in his house, that is if he doesnât live in the upstairs of the bakery like bob belcher.
He is a man who owns 5 ovens!
Definitely had trouble deciding on how to decorate his kitchen, eventually he with with a classical look
Cooking became therapeutic for him, it already kinda was but after the events it let him feel like he had control over something
Loves to sing while he cooks!
:Relationship HCS:
Uses food and floral pet names such as Pumpkin, and honeysuckle
He is more traditional in the sense of romance, he pays for the date, he opens the doors and he of course greets his sugar plum with their favorite flowers
If you are lucky enough to marry this man he does all the cooking, but if you like to cook as well he is all about it! Heâd love to cook with you!
Date nights consists of feasts he makes or going out to a fancy restaurant
This man wants two kids at the very least, six at the most! He wants a family
His love language is acts of service and physical touch
Will never take off his wedding ring, even if he outgrows it, itâs a precious reminder that heâs married to the love of his life and if he needs to he will just wear gloves so he doesnât have to take it off
:NSFW:
Not to long, about 4 1/2 inches but what he lacks in length he makes up for in girth
An absolute sweet talker and giver when heâs not in an obsessive craze
Very romantic but a little bit on the vanilla side when heâs not being obsessive or got jealous
Now when he is obsessive is when the real show starts, he gets rough and particularly bitey
Might have a secretive knife kink but not on the reviving end
Also secretly into food stuff but too shy even when obsessive to even mention it
Heâs a giver for the most part, always will be, and you can bet your ass he gives the best oral. Eating sweets and lollies all his life have give his tongue an extra skill advantage
Lord forgive me for this next degenerate thought
he feels like riding a glass dildo, but more flexible and warm
#chef saltbaker the delicious last course#chef saltbaker simp#chef saltbaker cuphead#chef saltbaker x reader#chef Saltbaker x reader lemon
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Yandere! Chef Saltbaker x reader
A/N: hereâs part 3!! Parts 1 & 2 hereâ>
Enjoy~
Spoilers:
This is an AU where Saltbaker DOES WIN!
Mature (18+) soon
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Recap:
"Thank you for letting me help bake chef Saltbaker, it was fun!"
  "Please, just Saltbaker. Or even Salty for short~" The chef cooed at you. You blushed slightly as you gave a light giggle.
  "R-right. See you tomorrow, Salty!" You started heading to the docks, already excited for the next day with the chef.
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A little over a week has passed since you first visited the bakery in Inkwell Isle 4. You had already created the habit of eagerly leaving your house in the morning and heading over to the island to see your newest friend, Chef Saltbaker. Though as much as you enjoyed the time you spent with your new dear friend, you were still ultimately worried about your other friends: Cuphead, Mugman, and Ms. Chalice. You were still waiting for their safe arrival back at the bakery.
One thing you truly did enjoy about Saltbaker over the cups, though, was his maturity, gentleness, and kindness. He was always so kind and fun to be around! He always spoke with such confidence that you also adored. Not to mention, he helped you grow an even bigger love and appreciation for baking! You definitely developed a crush on him already, as well. You tried to brush it off, you only knew him for a little over a week. There's no way that it could turn to anything serious so suddenly. What wasn't helping that, however, was the fact that Saltbaker himself was pretty flirty. At first it seemed playful enough, but yesterday he seemed a bit... different. He didn't seem like his usual, jolly self you have grown to like. His gaze looked more sinister than playful every time he flirted. His pupils flashed from how they normally looked, to now yellow ones with rings around them. You just tried to shrug this off, maybe he was just turning up the heat between you two? ((Ya see what I did there? ( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°) )) You didn't see much of a problem in that. After all, you loved it when he was flirty with you.
You snapped out of your thoughts when you finally arrived at the docks. You were so happy to see Mugman and Chalice, who was in physical form, standing not too far away.
"Hey, guys! Long time no see," you semi-joked as you headed their way, "how was your guy's adventure? And where is Cuphead?"
"Hey, (y/n)! The adventure was great! Cuphead said that he was going to meet us here before we delivered this last ingredient to Chef Saltbaker, but I haven't seen him around at all." Mugman responded. You all took a glance around before Chalice spoke up.
"Maybe he's already at the bakery with Saltbaker! C'mon, let's not keep them waiting!" You all hurried your way to the local bakery with excitement. As you headed inside, the bakery was eerily quiet. Over by the display of sweets was an opened hatch that led to a basement. You suddenly felt that off feeling again, thought this time it was stronger than before. Mugs and Chalice had to basically drag you down the creepy, spiral staircase with them. As you all reached the bottom, you heard maniacal laughter.
"Saltbaker..." Mugman hissed in a low tone, before looking back to you, "(y/n), stay here where it's safe. Chalice and I will handle him." You nodded as you watched the two cups make their way towards the crazed laughter. You kept your eye out for Cuphead, hoping he was safe if around here somewhere. When Mugman and Chalice reached Saltbaker, he stabbed a knife into the cutting board in front of them.
"Welcome back, you meddlesome, bratty cups! While you were out doing my bidding, I took the opportunity to snatch your little friend here. As much as I need those ingredients you got for me, I forgot to mention the most important ingredient of all for my Wondertart... a living soul! Once the recipe is completed, the astral plane will be mine to control!!" The maniac of a chef spewed as he moved over and revealed Cuphead trapped in a jar. The poor, scared cup brother was pleading for help while banging on the jar.
"Mugman! Chalice! Ya gotta help me!"
"Shut it!! Now, I'll be taking that last ingredient, thank you." Saltbaker said as he easily snatched the last ingredient from Mugman's grasp. The two free cups readied themselves for a fight as Saltbaker went to work on the ingredients, murdering each of them in a cold and brutal manner for his personal gain. He soon slapped his hands on the table and took a glowing, red mushroom from off the side somewhere, opened the top of his salt cap and dropped it in. His eyes went from the chaotic yellow rings to just pure red as he started growing twice his size! He clasped his hands together and snatched Mugs and Chalice up in his palm as they kept trying to fight him. While the fight was raging on, you quietly and quickly snuck your way to Cuphead.
"(Y/n)! I would say I'm glad to see you and to get me outta here, but you shouldn't even be here! You're gonna get hurt!" Cuphead scolded you in fear for your safety. You shot him a glance before trying to break the cup out of the jar prisonment.
"I'm not leaving you guys behind! I have to do something to help my friends!" You kept trying to find a way to open the jar up or even break the glass, but to no avail. As you took a second to regain your composure, you looked up at Cuphead and saw his eyes widen.
"(Y/N)!!" Before you had the chance to react, you felt a large hand wrap around your figure.
"Well, well... what do we have here?~"
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Thank you for reading <3
#cuphead#cuphead dlc#cuphead delicious last course#delicious last course#chef saltbaker#chef saltbaker x reader
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Could we have a family portrait with chef saltbaker, y/n (one baby on the way,if your comfortable with it if not it's okay) ms. Chalice and the little sugar cube
chalice being the center of attention as always/j
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Anon sitting in saltbakerâs lap? đđ
đ§Sitting in Saltbakerâs LapđŽ
-> Sitting in Saltbaker's lap at this point had become something of a ritual for the two of you; you loved crawling into his lap and stealing all of the attention like a cat.
-> Even when you didn't want that kind of attention it was still nice to snuggle up. It's so soothing to feel his chest rise with each breath and hear the rhythmic beating of his heart. And it was so easy for you to just doze off.
-> Saltbaker is surprisingly comfy, but he thinks of you the same way, you're like a weighted blanket.
-> The first time you sat in his lap you were super nervous and kept squirming. But now it's like second nature. You'll happily join Saltbaker in his armchair at any given moment.
-> He'll be reading up on some recipes, stroking your hair, while you snuggle up in his lap :-]
-> Your guys' favorite activity includes you sitting in Saltbaker's lap while he feeds you a fresh pastry he had whipped up, especially when he's testing out new recipes hehe <3
#chef saltbaker x reader#hii saltbaker simps#you know he'd have a fav armchair#hopefully yall like it hehe
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have some chef saltbaker
when your legs dont work like they used to before/j
#cuphead dlc#cuphead#chef saltbaker#x reader#chef saltbaker x reader#also#jevil#from undertale#is there
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