#yandere chef saltbaker

[yanderes-of-inkwell]

Chef Saltbaker Yandere alphabet - Jealously, kisses and love letters.

Chef Saltbaker - J, K & L

Note: Finally decided to write for a DLC character and it feels great! Hope you enjoy your request, love! Word Count: 0.6k Warnings: Delusional mindsets, implied murder, jealousy, mentions of kidnapping, obsessive behaviour, paranoia, possessive behaviour. Prompts: Can be found here.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Yes, and quite often, too. However, the reason for it and how he responds to it depends entirely on whether or not he’s been reformed.

Prior to his redemption, Saltbaker can become jealous of seemingly anyone and everyone that interacts with his darling. Be they strangers, acquaintances, friends, family, romantic rivals, it doesn’t matter; as long as they take up his darling’s time or divert their attention away from him, he can and will become jealous.

In most cases, he deals with it by simply grinning and bearing it, only to seethe in private later on. Jealousy is a most unbecoming thing for someone as cheerful and kind as him to feel, so he’s careful to mask it around his darling for fear of it driving them away. However, in cases where the person he’s jealous of poses an actual threat to his relationship with them, he’s not above disposing of them as swiftly as possible

As for post-redemption Saltbaker, his rampant jealousy stems not from general possessiveness, but fear. Even though he fully believes himself to have changed for the better, he worries that not everyone feels the same. Thus, whenever his darling interacts with someone else, he can’t help but fear that they’ll try to convince them to leave him.

The only thing able to ease his mind when this happens is his darling. In these instances, he allows them to see a much more vulnerable and unsure side of himself; a side which he usually suppresses. He all but begs them for comfort and reassurance, desperate to hear them promise that they’ll never leave him.

And if they don’t? He might just steal them away. At least that way they can stay with him forever, whether they want to or not.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Saltbaker’s behaviour around his darling is almost indistinguishable from his behaviour around everyone else, though that’s not to say there’s no difference in the way he behaves. The most obvious sign of his fondness for them doesn’t take the form of actions or words, but body language. His slightly wider smile, the higher pitch in his voice, the brighter light in his eyes, how he leans ever so slightly closer when speaking with them - all of these differences are extremely subtle and, to most, entirely invisible, but are very telling to anyone with a keen eye.

That being said, there is one major difference between how he treats his darling as opposed to others, though even the most observant person can miss it: prior to his redemption, his displays of kindness towards them are the only times when it’s genuine. Around everyone else, his jolly and goodhearted persona is just that, a persona. But when he’s with his darling, a softness within him that he believed he had buried long ago manages to resurface; it’s only when this happens that he realises what he feels for them is more than simple attraction, and the seeds of his obsession begin to grow.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Whether it’s before, during, or after his descent into villainy, one thing about Saltbaker remains consistent throughout all of it: he adores romance. Love letters, long walks on the beach, baking together, kissing in the rain, giving his coat to his partner when it’s cold - any romantic or domestic gesture you can think of, he’s likely fantasised about it at some point.

Because of this, it should come as no surprise that his approach to courting his darling is like something straight out of a romantic movie. He can’t help himself; even at his most despicable, he wants to have nothing short of a picture-perfect, fairy tale romance with them, and as long as they reciprocate this desire, he will happily sweep them off their feet in the most cheesy, cliché, overly sweet way possible.

[alexandra-2833-fnf]

{yandere chef salt baker x fem reader}

chef salt baker: Y/n are you okay-

chef salt baker: Ohhh~ That's Good!~

Elijahman2: INTERVENTION!

Me: INTERVENTION!

[biostris]

Could one request saltbaker pinning the reader down with his large knife and now glowing yellow eyes? We crave a dominant saltbaker <3

A/n: I took this in a really twisted way but maybe if y’all want I’ll make a part 2? Idk I’m not really big on writing yandere type stuff.

(C/W): forces cannibalism, implied kidnapping, implied murder, yandere tendencies etc.

:Yandere?chef Saltbaker x reader:

Meat on a hook

(Y/n) had been working for Chef Saltbaker for a few months now, they had met the jolly baker at a job fair and they were quick to apply after being caught up in his charms and personality. (Y/n) had developed a little bit of a crush on their boss despite it being a bit of a taboo, and they hoped that their friend / business ship was growing into something more.

One evening while closing up Saltbaker called from the kitchen, “Oh (Y/n)! Would you mind coming back here for a minute before you leave?”, (Y/n) paused in the midst of hanging up their apron, finding that a lump had formed in their throat and that their heart had jumped up past their chest. “Coming!” they called back, trying to hide the growing excitement in their voice, was this happening?

As their feet landed onto the linoleum floor (y/n) was hit with a sucker punch of sweet scents and a heat wave from the oven, which was currently baking an array of breads at the moment. (Y/n)’s eyes wandered and soon landed on the jolly old chef, he was standing at a cutting board chopping some veggies and placing them into a dough filled pie tin as he went along. “What's up boss?” they said in a more hushed tone as to not startle Saltbaker while he worked.

He turned around, wiping flour and juice-covered hands clean with a kitchen towel before flashing a bright smile (y/n)’s way, “finally you’re here!” he cheered with much enthusiasm, “Come, come! Sit down, I have a new dish I'd like you to try before you leave.”. A blush formed on (y/n)’s face, ‘he baked me a treat?’ They felt so honored that the chef was willing to let them sample some of his new work. Chef saltbaker pulled a small puff pastry out of a toaster oven and it was filled with what seemed to be beef, it was like a mini chicken pot pie but without the top and poured into a cup shaped puff pastry.

The chef placed it in front of (y/n) with an elegance only a cook could have, it smelt delicious, “eat up!” he chimed before turning to continue his previous work on a meatless pot pie, (y/n) picked up a fork full and placed it in their mouth with haste. However something felt off, this beef didn't taste like beef at all. (y/n) continued to chew but their delighted face morphed into confusion as they tried to place their finger on what the meat could be, not pork, definitely not chicken, it tasted sort of like veal.

That's when the smell of rot that wafted from a partially open pantry door hit them, (y/n) was about to spit out the substance of meat but found themselves to have their mouth forced shut by the dear old chef who was now holding them from behind to prevent struggle. “Swallow it.” he commanded in a deep and menacing voice, (y/n) opened a teary eye to be met with crazed yellow ones, the meat in their mouth turning into a vomit inducing mush but they couldn't spit it out, they force themselves to swallow and were soon dropped to the floor, gasping for air as tears rolled down their face.

“See, was that so hard?” he asked, feigning innocence as he watched (y/n) shake on the cold linoleum. “What was that meat?” they asked softly, looking up at the larger man with their (e/c) eyes narrowing in fear and a bit of anger. “It’s a mystery!” chimed the chef with a smug smirk, “I made it just for you sugar plum, did you like it? It was made from yesterday’s.. Left overs.” he said picking up a knife for an implication.

“You’re a monster” choked (y/n) as they stumbled up to their feet, shaking with fear as the larger man approached them. Saltbaker did not like hearing that at all, With one swift movement (y/n) was pinned to the wall, their lower half being held up by his leg while his torso blocked them from making any ‘mistakes’. (Y/n) cried and screamed for help, trying to wiggle themselves free until the cool, serrated edge of a bread knife came up to their throat. “Oh honey, don't cry,” he cooed, he produced a rag from his free hand and placed it firmly over (y/n)’s mouth causing them to struggle once again, “This will all just be a bad dream.” (y/n)’s eyes began to droop and their struggling ceased as he room began to blacken and spin, “sweet dreams Cherry.” his voice echoed in their mind as they blacked out.

[hostess-of-horror]

If you don't feel comfortable with this type of theme you don't have to do it but, could I request for a Yandere Chef Saltbaker x Female reader?

Actually, I'm totally okay with yandere prompts! I've read a few Yandere!Saltbaker fanfics on here and I was thinking about writing one myself.

Speaking of which...

Astral Queen

Content Includes: Reader Death, Canon Death, Implied Murder, Implied Graphic Violence, and Major DLC Spoilers

You woke up from a strange dream.

Your eyes strained from the light surrounding you until you gave yourself time to adjust.

Weren't you with Saltbaker just a moment ago? Or were you with Cuphead, Mugman, and Chalice?

You couldn't remember at the moment.

You stood up onto your feet, only to bump your head against something hard, making a loud ting! upon impact.

Is that... glass?

Sure enough, it was. You began to realize that you're inside some sort of glass dome and outside of the dome was Saltbaker's kitchen.

Everything around you had become much bigger than you remembered, including Chef Saltbaker himself.

Peering into the glass dome, Saltbaker gave you a sweet yet apologetic little smile.

The sight of his yellow eyes sent shivers down your spine.

"Oh, my dear Honeybun... I am truly sorry about this. I didn't know any other way to make this happen." Chef Saltbaker sighed, looking down in a moment of shame, "I could have just told you, but I was afraid you would object."

Object? Object to what? What on earth is going on?

"You see, those ingredients I needed for the Wondertart... While I do need them, it was merely a distraction. Something you for all to do while I prepare my greatest recipe yet." Chef Saltbaker continued, "And you, my sweet darling, are the main ingredient!"

What?!

This can't be happening! This isn't real - it must be all just a nightmare!

You looked down...

No... Oh my Stars, no!

"At first, I could not bear the idea of harming you. I love you too much to do so! But after some consideration, I came to a... reasonable conclusion: I love you for your heart and soul, not just your physical body. You are beautiful, of course, but what you truly are is breathtaking. I tried to make it quick, you know. I didn't want you to suffer too much, nor did I want to completely mutilate your body. In fact... It's in one of my storage rooms right now! I figured I'd keep your corpse for a while until I have to give it a proper burial."

You were left speechless. The man you loved... How could he do this to you? You looked around for Cuphead, Mugman, and Chalice.

Then, your heart froze, your blood running cold.

There, on the wooden chopping block, laid the broken shards of porcelain and all the ingredients massacred into chunks, bits, and slices. The remains were put on display - three broken cup heads, all in a row, with each one filled with the chopped up ingredients.

"They were good kids... And even better fighters. But, most of all, they're excellent dishes! Heh, they almost had me, but no cigar." Chef Saltbaker chuckled, "Now that that's out of the way... We can finally finish that Wondertart and I shall possess the powers of the astral plane!"

With a devious grin, Chef Saltbaker lifted the glass dome and gently took ahold of you. You were so tiny compared to his massive stature, you easily fit into his hand.

From an outside perspective, you and Chef Saltbaker would have been compared to the lovely Fay Wray in the clutches of King Kong, or any other damsel in distress in the arms of a monster.

You, the soul of the woman he loved, was now going to be the key to his master plan.

"When your heart and soul is baked into the Wondertart, the powers of the astral plane will be mine! Please don't cry, my love... I understand that you are scared. But think of it like this: you will become a part of me! We will be together forever. Our souls shall be linked and joined into one and no force on earth could tear us apart. We will become a love story no poet could ever conceive. Doesn't that sound nice?" Chef Saltbaker said, caressing your cheek, wiping away your tears with his thumb.

You couldn't say anything. Whether out of shock or of fear, you just couldn't speak, or scream, or fight back. Your mind was spinning, conflicted over life and death, love and betrayal. You wanted to hate him. You truly did. But you found his macabre love and devotion... strangely endearing.

As to why that was, you couldn't explain it if you tried.

Were you really going to sacrifice your own soul to your lover?

That answer was immediately answered when you felt Saltbaker's lips against yours. With one final passionate kiss, you had sealed your fate.

[burntuakrisp]

Before I go to bed, I just wanted to say.

Chef Saltbaker can totally nail the yandere look. He’s got the cute facade, those terrifying golden eyes that stare right through your soul, and the classic knife.

Goodnight

[etherealninfa]

Good boy/ Evil

[speckle-meow-meow]

Ok so since Saltbaker is huge during his boss fight, I like to think he loves holding his s/o in the palm of his hands to give them nuzzles and smooches 🥺 maybe keep them in a pretty jar so they can't escape

🅓🅐🅜🅝 this. This got me feelin' somethin'

I'm gonna put in the tags as yandere and reader got shrunk some how if that's cool ❤❤❤ but anon your a genius

Yandere chef saltbaker x shrunken!reader

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You don't know how this happened...

One minute you were sitting on the counter and the next, you were well smol. REALLY smol.

"Sweet tart ? Where are you" said your boyfriend

"I'm down here dear!" You shouted up. He soon looked down at you and a look of shock appeared on his face, "Sweetie! How did you get so... Small??"

You explained to him how one minute you were just sitting on the counter your normal size and the next, you were small.

~couple hours later~

Saltbaker pov: {HA BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!}

I was staring at y/n they just looked so cute that small and in my hands! But so many things could hurt them..

Their so pretty I just want to put them in a jar~

.........

That's it.

I'll put them in a jar

"Dear? What are you doing?" They asked me.

"OH nothing Sweet tart! Just grabbing something!"

3rd pov

Before y/n knew it they were dropped in a jar, shocked they looked up and tried to jump out but a lid was put on top

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" Y/N screamed

"I'm trying to protect you hun~" he smiled

"Now let's go up stairs shall we?"

After some time people started to become concerned and asked where they were but saltbaker would always brush them off and change the subject.

But in reality they were always there they could hear everything.

Soon they accepted that they would be smol probably forever everyday after the bakery closed he would take you down to bake with him, or at least to watch him bake. He would hold you in his hands up to his face so you could give him little kisses and hugs.

He could protect them and they would be together. Forever.

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{THANK YOU ANON FOR THIS LOVELY REQUEST!!!!! I had fun with this and honestly it was a brilliant idea. Hearts and re-blogs are welcomed, with comments and questions along with requests!}

[creepylunaofmars]

Saltbaker has most assuredly been designing his future wedding cake since he became a baker. Multiple for every flavor so he's prepared for whatever his SO likes.

[googoogagas-world]

Can we have more yandere chef saltbaker (sorry if this isn't a art ask I just assumed it was)

Yes you can😈 (ur all good my friend!)

[yandere-chocolate]

Yandere Ms. Chalice x Reader with Chef Saltbaker enabling her fantasies?

(Let’z go!)

Yandere Ms. Chalice x Reader ~(Romantic)~

(short)

(Game Chalice btw)

TW/CW: heavily implied love potions, obsessive behavior, fights.

Ms. Chalice was always jealous of the boys. They had physical bodies & she didn’t. You barely hung out because of that. But one day she received a cookie from the baker in town & he promised that it would give her a physical form!

Chalice was ecstatic to hear this & was even more happy when it worked! She could hug you! Dance with you! Fight with you! But, the cookie didn’t last.

You & the boys ran to the bakery to see if he had another cookie.

Once it came to the point where Chalice had a physical body & you were both about to go out to get the ingredients, chef Saltbaker pulled Chalice aside & told her that he had…a special dessert. A dessert that, if fed to you, would make you love her. Ms. Chalice thought about it. It would be nice if you loved her as much as she loved you…she agreed to it.

She loved fighting with you! She loved running around with you & she loved the silly little jokes you made. She couldn’t wait to go back to the bakery & get that dessert!

After bringing back the ingredients though…things went downhill. Very downhill.

Ms. Chalice was furious at chef Saltbaker’s betrayal. Furious because he lied about the dessert. You had never seen Chalice so enraged before. & turns out chef Saltbaker hadn’t either.

She beat him with ease, oddly enough being able to preform more power-ups due to just the pure emotion she felt.

“YOU SLIPPERY CHEF! YOU PROMISED ME! YOU SAID THAT IF I BROUGHT YA AAALLL THE INGREDIENTS YA NEEDED YOU’D BAKE IT! WELL?! WHERE IS IT?!” Chalice screamed. You had never heard her scream.

“Yer just a no-good, slippery, manipulative SNAKE!” & with that, she beat Saltbaker.

“Can’t believe I trusted a backstabbing, lyin’, creepy-lookin’…” Ms. Chalice mumbled as she left chef Saltbaker in…less than ideal position. In this world, no injury is “too much”, but Chalice went…all-out this time. Why was she so angry…? I guess you have Cuphead back now, so maybe it doesn’t matter now? Still, it concerns you that Chalice gets this upset over not having a physical body. Or, at least, that’s what you think.

[yanderes-of-inkwell]

What is your opinion about Chef Saltbaker? I think he has a lot of yandere potential, seeing his fight even his introduction before this I can tell how twisted he can be (despite the epilogue) I think the fight against him was a little more scary than against the Devil, not only because of the music but because of the actions he took on those "ingredients" that had a life of their own

I really like him! Even though I saw his plot twist coming from a mile away, I still thoroughly enjoyed his character, and I was pleasantly surprised to see that he was redeemed in the end. Honestly, I’d say he’s become one of my favourite characters.

However, while I do agree that he has a lot of yandere potential, I’m not quite sure what to make of his character yet. I’m sure that will change as more information is released about the bosses, but right now I’m uncertain.

At first I thought he was simply a good guy who let power go to his head, a theory which is supported by the lyrics to A Chef’s Coda, but then I saw his basement and that completely threw me for a loop. It shattered my original theory, because its presence implies that he’s been evil since long before the events of the DLC, and had been lying the entire time.

So, I’m not sure. Was he evil the whole time, or did he only become evil after realising the sort of powers the Wondertart could grant him? It’s unclear, which is why I’m going to wait for more information about him to come out before writing anything.

Similarly, another character I’m getting mixed signals from is Esther. Originally, I had her pegged as a wild and cocky but ultimately goodhearted sheriff which, again, is contradicted by things in-game. The most prominent piece of evidence against my original interpretation of her character is the wanted poster we see on the side of the saloon, which bears her face.

In addition to that, we see her sucking up valuables during her second phase, much like you’d see bandits doing in old cartoons. And while the Cuphead wiki is a fan wiki, it lists one of her roles as “Outlaw” which, considering everything else we’ve seen about her, definitely makes sense.

However, this second theory is also contradicted by the fact that she’s referred to as Sheriff Winchester in the release date trailer. So, I’m not sure what to think of her either.

Is she actually a sheriff? Is she just a criminal pretending to be a sheriff? Or is she a sheriff who happens to be corrupt? I have no idea.

Anyway, wow, I went wildly off-topic there and rambled far too much. Apologies for that, I just really enjoy discussing this kind of stuff.

[juniminabloom]

Yandere! Chef Saltbaker x reader

A/N: This lil’ oneshot was requested by my good friend Sky, you can check them out over at our group blog! @soillky​ And one more quick thing, go check out @kirlias452​ ! They’re really cool and allowed me to use one of their headcanons, so thank you! Edit: Part 2 is out! You can find it here!

~First, we’ll start with headcanons~

(Keep in mind that in this oneshot for my friend, he is yandere.)

- Very sweet for a salt shaker - Loves to cook with you, it makes his pastries taste better to him - He loves spending as much time with you as possible, even though he has a bakery to run - Loves to hold your hand, it makes him feel calmer and happier ever since he was driven mad - Since he was driven mad, he’s a bit possessive. If he can’t have that Wondertart, he can surely have you. Right...? - Gets jealous if any customer compliments you, no matter what the compliment is - Absolutely loves to hold you. Whether it’s holding your hand or cuddling, physical touch is his love language.

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~And now, the oneshot ❤ ~  Word count: 0.7k

     Another day of working at the bakery. But it doesn’t bother you, knowing that your best friend and owner of the bakery, Chef Saltbaker, is there with you. Today you’re stuck as the cashier. Not the most exciting to you, but at least you get to interact with people, and most of them are really nice to you.

     “...And there you go, sir! Have a nice day!” You say with a smile as the last customer walks out of the building. It’s now time to close up shop, and as you flip the sign on the front to “Sorry, We’re Closed!”, you feel a hard hand grip your shoulder.      “Y/N, we need to talk.” Chef Saltbaker says with a saddened face. “Follow me upstairs.”  “O-oh, um, alright. Am I in trouble?” You reply with a nervous tone. He’s never asked you for a “talk”, you’ve done so well at the bakery, and you don’t know if you’ve done anything wrong. “No, of course you aren’t in trouble. I just need a chat with you,” Chef Saltbaker replies, easing your worries.

     “Here, sit down.” Saltbaker says as he pats a cushion on the couch. You do, and he sits down next to you. “So, Chef, is anything bothering you?” You ask, still a little worried that you did something wrong. “To put it in simple words, yes. I don’t want you working as the cashier anymore. I don’t like how many people end up complimenting you. It’s... unnerving.”

     “But Chef, how is that unnerving? I like working as the cashier,” You say, a little sad that you wouldn’t interact with other people.

     Saltbaker wouldn’t answer your question. Instead, he grasped your hands with his and held them up to his chest. In an instant, his eyes flashed a yellow, and yours grew wide. Yellow eyes... the same ones you saw in his twisted face that one fateful day. Why, oh why?

     “Y/N, have I ever told you how pretty you are?” He said, his eyes now yellow and a large grin spreading across his face. You feel yourself slightly blush at the sudden change of mood. Saltbaker notices, and yanks your arms to him, making you slightly jump with a yelp, landing you right on his lap.

     He snakes his arms around your waist and pulls you in for a hug. You can hear him slightly smelling your neck, his nose pushed against it, and a blush spreads across your cheeks. What has gotten into him? He’s never done this before.

     “Y/N, you remember that day, the day I tried to take Cuphead’s soul for my greatest dish yet?  He whispers as he squeezes you tighter. Your blush fades and you quietly reply, “I do... why do you ask?” “I couldn’t have that Wondertart. They wouldn’t let me. I could’ve had so much power, and control,” His voice starts to slowly grow louder. “I could’ve had everything- and now it’s gone.” He squeezes you tighter, making it hard for you to breathe, so you lightly tap his back and he loosens- just a little.

     “Chef, you’re scaring me,” You worriedly say. “What’s gotten into you?” “I can’t have that Wondertart. But there is one thing that I want. And it will be mine, no matter what.” Saltbaker whispers in your ear.

“And what would that be, Chef?” “Do you want the name of it?” “Of course I do.” “The name of it...  Y/N.“

     This surely took you by surprise. Your cheeks heated up again with a deeper blush, and Saltbaker pushed you slightly away from him, just so he could meet your face with a smile.      “I do love you, Y/N. For a long while now.” Saltbaker cooed. He pulled you back, but sat you on his lap, his arm under your arm. You were in a position where you were almost sitting next to him, just on his lap, and slightly turned. He nuzzled his head against your cheek, and gave you a quick kiss on it. You were blushing really hard, but didn’t know how to feel.

     “You’re all I want. You’re the sweetest sugar, the ripest strawberry, the perfect pepper-to-salt ratio,” He complimented. “If I couldn’t have that Wondertart, I’ll surely have you.”

“No matter the cost.”

     ~Writing this was super fun! Maybe a part 2? Who knows! Shoot me an ask and I’ll surely do it! Love you guys <3~

[biostris]

We would love a part 2 if the yandere saltbaker <3 im interested to see what would happen next (I just love a good story!)

You got it boss! In order for this to work im most likely gonna rewrite part one and then work on part two just to avoid the issue of inconsistency!

[yoursminehourss]

(Sitting like a wise old man on a log) okay so call me controversial for this but I HATE DevilDice so much like its so unreal. At first I was just like "ok" when Cuphead was more niche, like it was dumb since I dont think you NEED to ship anything in Cuphead to Like it and engage with it but like whatever right?? But then as it started gaining more and more traction with talk of the DLC and S1 of The Cuphead Show! DevilDice was EVERYWHERE and I personally didn't really understand why people so desperately wanted DevilDice to be real, especially when the Devil and King Dice didn't really have much in common or anything that really told me "oh yeah they NEED to be together", people were just kinda making shit up as they went and like idc if people do that for their ships but because it was EVERYWHERE in the fandom tag, character tags, etc, there was NO way to really avoid it!! And the fact that King Dice's character was reduced to JUST "The Devil's Henchman" and not the respected and even downright intimidating figure the Game made King Dice, it was super insulting...especially when he was HEAVILY based on a Real person (Cab Calloway)!! And how he's kinda reduced to just a joke character that nobody really takes seriously anymore is super disheartening and I'm like "#NOTMYDICE"!!!! I JUST dont think people should have to rely on a ship to care about a source, but thats exactly what like 90% of the Cuphead fanbase does (they couldn't go 1 day without shipping King Dice with Chef Saltbaker!!!) And its super annoying imo...these characters can be completely appreciated without all the nonsensical and bizarre ships and AUs like...yandere King Dice???? Like what does that even mean KING DICE WOULDNT FUCKING DO THAT!!!!!!!

Also just as a little add on it really sucks that so much of the The Cuphead Show!/Cuphead Fans went totally Gaga over The Devils and King Dice's VAs/Twitter Accounts "flirting" with each other and didn't even realize that Netflix (a multimillion corporate entity) was totally baiting their audience because they KNOW that'll capture their audience's attention without explicitly doing anything that they're even hinting at. Ok Thanks for coming to my ted talk (gaster sfx) ✌

oh god you know what youre so fucking right. i never really understood the devildice hype? like sure i can see the appeal or whatever. who fucki knows. but the shipping inthis fandom is absolutely fucking insane. the dlc came out and everyone just started shipping random fucking characters. i dont undestnad the bonbaker hyper at all whatsoever. if anything it makes me like violently angry

and yeah the show fucking ruined so many of the characters!!! i know i made a joke about how i loved that they made dice super pathetic or whatever but honestly? i wish they hadnt!!!!! and obvs netflix is just baiting the fans. i know one of the creators confirmed multiple characters to be gay + one nonbinary but like. still.

u r so right 4 all of this 🤝🤝🤝🤝

[speckle-meow-meow]

If you still have your request open do you think you can write a yandere chef Saltbaker x reader headcannons. If you can thank you and have a good day/ night!!🥰 and keep up the good work I really love all your fics!❤️

Of course babes my requests are always open unless I say so ❤

⚠ : yandere themes, mentions of slipping stuff in food, reader having chains on their ankles, kidnapping, violence, reader going on a hunger strike, Stockholm Syndrome

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Yandere Chef Saltbaker

Oh boy...

This man is so good at acting

(Literally in the game everyone new he was the bad guy..)

You wouldn't know he's a yandere like at all until you find something or decide to break up with him etc

He's kinda overbearing but it's cause he loves you! ~

You would be so taken care of like holy shit

He does all the cooking

But if you already caught on to his.... TENDENCIES.

He might slip something in your food...

During the event with chalice and the cups they would probably try to rescue you

But fail because when Saltbaker sees them trying to take you away...

All hell is loose

He scares them so bad (and hurts them a bit)

To the point you have e to step in

If you manage to escape with the cups you will be followed

When you go shopping

In the corner of your eye you'll see him just watching you

Then when you least expect it he snatches you and brings you back "Home"

Every thing went so fast that you wake up in a dark room with something cold and heavy on your ankle

When ever he brings food down you don't eat in

In fear he slipped something

So you starve.

You start to get weak and before you know it every thing goes black (again)

Then you wake up in a normal bed with someone humming

You sit up rubbing the tired from your face

Then

HE

Comes in

With a tray of food and says

"You know dear you shouldn't have starved yourself! It's very dangerous. Your delicate body can't handle that!"

He sets the tray on your lap and leaves but not before taking another glance and smiling

You hear the door shut and click

You look down at the food and think 'Fuck it.'

So you eat

When he comes back your looking out the window

He takes the tray and leaves you to your silence

After weeks pass you start to open up a bit then

Stockholm Syndrome kicks in

Years pass and you have kids (if that's possible)

The end

{Dudes this is my first yandere request! Thank you anon for Requesting, hearts and re-blogs are welcomed along with comments and questions!}

[sensitivebish26]

Yandere! Chef Saltbaker x Reader: Pt 6

//CW// & //TW//: MATURE (18+), TALK OF DEATH, MANIPULATION, DLC SPOILERS

Links to 1&2, 3, 4, & 5

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Recap:

    "Good baby~ now get some more rest, I know you need it. We have a big day ahead of us tomorrow, too." With that, you closed your eyes as your panting slowed down, the urge to sleep consuming your tired body once more. The chef just watched you drift off to sleep as he put away his magic after sprinkling a tiny bit over you.

  "Sweet dreams, (y/n)~"

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    You woke up once again in bed, but this time with the sun shining through the window as you heard the sound of birds chirping. You sat up, and thankfully you weren't chained to the bed. You noticed that you were alone once again as you looked around the room. You quickly spotted a folded note that sat up on the dresser as you got up and headed toward it. It had your name sprawled on the front in fancy lettering as you opened up the letter.

    'My sweet (y/n),

I hope you had a wonderful sleep! I have made some arrangements for you so you can tidy yourself up and feel fresh as new! I also have some new clothes for you as well in the top drawer. Meet me in the bakery when you're done.

    Love,

           Saltbaker'

    You opened the drawer as stated and saw some black slacks and a white t-shirt, along with new underwear and a pair of socks. They looked to be a perfect fit for you as you grabbed them and made your way out the door. The bathroom was diagonal to the bedroom as it was easy to spot. You walked in and closed the door behind you, as you soon stripped yourself of your clothes and hopped in the shower. The note was right, Saltbaker did have all the necessities for you so you can get freshened up. Once you finally finished getting ready and put the clean clothes on, you headed your way down the stairs and to the bakery. You heard the humming of the chef grow louder as you made your way. Saltbaker noticed you as you reached his view at the bottom of the stairs, a large grin appearing on his face as his humming stopped.

    "Ah, (y/n), honey! Glad to see you're finally awake! Do you like the clothes I got you? I know you must've felt uncomfortable being in the same attire for multiple days straight! I know I would've been." The chef chuckled as he placed some slices of pies and cakes on the display.

    "Hey," you replied softly, "yeah the clothes fit perfectly, thank you... Um, I hate to ask but, do you still have Mugman or Chalice? L-like locked away in the basement still?" You felt hesitant to ask a thing as you just woken up and you remembered how he reacted last time. Saltbaker didn't even bat an eye towards you as he kept placing the slices in neat order on display, though you could've sworn you saw a flash of yellow in his eyes for a second. You started to open your mouth to speak when he finally spoke up.

    "No... they're not here anymore," he stated lowly before changing his attitude and smiling up at you, "but I am in need of assistance for this recipe I'm making! Would you like to help me?" You were taken aback from the sudden change in his demeanor. You felt as though your heart sank into the pit of your stomach, but you played it off as you didn't want to upset him again. You were kinda scared of that side of him at this point.

    "Y-yeah, sure." You made your way over to Saltbaker, who finished placing the sliced sweets down as he snatched you up into his arms. He laid multiple kisses all over your face making you giggle. He then pulled back to look at you once he felt you ease into his embrace.

    "Great! Let's get started then!"

    The whole day you two went to work baking this recipe (while he managed his bakery with customers of course). You weren't entirely sure what it was as he didn't make it clear, but you ultimately had fun baking with him again. You finally felt fully comfortable with the chef again, damn you missed this so much! You were enjoying your time with him so much that the thought of your two remaining friends faded into the back of your mind. Surely he didn't need the Wondertart anymore, right? He didn't need the other cups for anything, right? As you were finishing up with rolling out some dough, Saltbaker came up behind you after finishing with a customer and gently wrapped his arms around your waist, making you squeak in surprise. Realizing it was just him, you relax and give a giggle.

    "Thank you for helping me with this recipe, my sweetness. You did an amazing job as well! I just need one more ingredient for this and then it'll be ready to bake!" Chef Saltbaker said as he nuzzled his face into the back of your neck, making you blush a little.

    "Thanks for letting me help, it was fun doing this with you," you gave a soft smile while still blushing, "so what's the last ingredient?" The chef spun you around to face him at the right time so you wouldn't mess up the dough.

    "It's a secret ingredient, a little bit of magic if you will." Saltbaker winked with his last remark, but you just looked at him in confusion. "I'm going to need you to run into town for this certain ingredient. If you want to of course! I don't wanna make you go running around if you don't want to-"

    "Yeah, of course I can! What's the ingredient?" You interrupted him with eagerness, the thought of getting some fresh air outside the bakery secretly sounded relieving to you. Saltbaker explained to you that it was an ingredient of sugar cubes from the snowy area of the island (not Mortimer sorry) that you needed to retrieve. You nodded and headed your way out, enjoying your time doing so.

Time skip

    A couple hours have passed since you went to retrieve the final ingredient for Chef Saltbaker. You made your way back with a bucket full of non-essential sugar cubes, finally reaching the bakery as you walked in. You noticed the place was eerily quiet once more as you made your way inside. Your eyes soon landed on the opened hatch to the basement as the sinking feeling came about in your stomach again. You hesitantly made your way down the spiral staircase, this time alone. Once you reached the end of the catacomb-like basement, your jaw dropped at the sight of what you saw...

    Laying out across some shelves were some of the souls of the residents of Inkwell Isle 4. They were smaller than their usual sizes to fit in the glass containers that Cuphead had once resided in. They were all banging on said glass as they seemed to be pleading to be let out. Tears began to blur your vision as you dropped the sugar cubes onto the floor, causing a loud bang from the bucket. Chef Saltbaker made his way to you quickly from another area of the underground torture kitchen, wondering what the commotion was all about. When you reached his line of view he made his way towards you even faster. He didn't even bother to look down at what you dropped as he was giving you all his attention.

    "Are you ok, (y/n)? What happened? Are you hurt?" The chef asked as he looked all over you, trying to see if you had any injuries or not. You just looked up at him with tears before he stopped looking around and made eye contact with you.

    "I thought... I thought you didn't need any of this anymore. You promised me... I thought you didn't need to rule the Astral Plane?!" You pushed Saltbaker back as he was caught off guard from your action and lost his balance. You took this chance to sprint back to the spiral staircase and to the exit of this bakery. You could hear the deranged chef yell out after you, but you ignored it as you made your way up the stairs and out of the bakery, not even daring to look back. You serpentined your way around the island to lose Saltbaker, which you were able to. Once you felt you weren't being followed, you made your way to the ferry and headed back home to Inkwell Isle 1. You kept silent the whole way back as your thoughts raced 100 miles per minute as your heart was shattered. How could he lie to you like that? After all the events you two went through... the bonding, the promising, the sex, and the baking. You knew what he did with Cuphead, and you still were willing to stick around. Odd of you, but you didn't have the guts to let the crazy chef go. You definitely fell for him hard, whether you wanted to admit it or not. But either way, you knew what you had to do. As the ferry came to a stop, you hopped out. You made your way to Elder Kettles house, preparing yourself to tell the old kettle man what had happened to his boys. Well, at least Cuphead. You didn't know where Mugman or Chalice were. You basically ran to the Cups house as you knocked on the door desperately. Elder Kettle opened up with a surprise to see you.

“Oh, hello, (y/n)! Good to see you again. Please, come in, come in." You followed the elderly man as you both made your way to the couch. He sat down and patted the cushion next to you. You sat down next to him before he began to speak.

    "Elder Kettle," you hesitated before continuing, "there's.. something I need to tell you... about the boys..."

    "They're gone, aren't they?" The elderly kettle sighed out as he got up. "I should've known they'd get into a wad of trouble that'll end fatally... I've been preparing for this ever since they dealt with The Devil." You listened as your heart broke for Elder Kettle. He was somewhat like a guardian-figure to you as well, you basically watched him raise your best friends. You began to feel your throat burn as water started to blur your vision. You felt guilt consume you as Elder Kettle noticed your weeping state and walked back over to the couch to comfort you. You began to sob in his arms as you both comforted each other. You raised your head up to the elder man with tears still pouring down your face.

    "E-Elder Kettle... I'm so sorry. I'm so so sorry.. It was my fault. I should've saved them, I should've done something more!" You sobbed back into Elder Kettle's arms. "I'm such a lousy friend! I-I fell in love with Chef Saltbaker, despite him being the one who killed Cuphead!" Elder Kettle looked at you in shock, more from the fact that you stated Cuphead was really dead, and not from being in love with his murderer.

    "A-and then I don't know where he put Mugman or Chalice! I don't know if they're still alive or not..." you kept sobbing as the elderly man just stayed silent. He said he was prepared for the Cups to get into fatal trouble.. but he was wrong. Tears started to pour down his face as well as you both just held each other in mourning comfort. It felt like a long time of silence before Elder Kettle pulled away to speak. But before he could, he was interrupted by the radio transmitting a message.

"We interrupted our regular broadcast with an important announcement! Inkwell Isle 4 is in ruins from the famous baker in all the lands, Chef Saltbaker! He has appeared to be able to use the Astral Plane to form out of his glass self and into a large salt monster to cause destruction!"

You and Elder Kettle just sat there with wide eyes as you listened to the broadcast. In the background, you could faintly hear Saltbaker's roaring as he was also yelling out your name. Elder Kettle also noticed this.

    "(Y/n), is he yelling out your name..!? We gotta get you to safety before he comes this way!" The elderly man tried to budge you but you didn't move. You couldn't move, you were scared. The man you fell in love with murdered your friends, lied to you, manipulated you, and is now putting everyone else in danger to find you. You looked up to the elder man with a serious face.

    "Elder Kettle, it's not safe for you to try to hide me. He's going to hurt you and many more! I.. I need to go to him."

    "No you are not! I already lost the boys, I'm not gonna lose you, too!" Elder Kettle helped you up off the couch as he then got a lamp and headed towards the door. You followed him outside where he led you over to some old, wooden doors. You both opened the doors up and saw an old concrete staircase leading down to a cellar. You followed the elderly man as he lit up the lamp and carried it down, with you following right behind. When you reached the bottom of the stairs, you were faced with a door as Elder Kettle opened it up and turned on a single lightbulb hanging. Inside was a mini bunker, full of the essentials if there were ever some kind of apocalypse. You looked over to the elderly man with a raised eyebrow as he chuckled in slight embarrassment.

    "I, uh, may have been putting my old war skills to use. Heh heh," You chuckled at his response, "but you should be safe here to hide from Saltbaker when he does come around. I have a feeling he won't give up easily." You nodded in agreement as you got yourself settled in.

    "Thank you, Elder Kettle, how can I ever repay you?" You asked the elderly guardian as he just gave you a soft and heartwarming smile.

    "Just... stay alive for me, ok? I'll go ahead and get the house boarded up for safety and keep the radio on to see what else they broadcast." Elder Kettle said as he made his way out the bunker and up the cellar stairs. You soon heard a slam from the main cellar doors as you were now all alone. You sunk into the cot that Elder Kettle had set up already as you sighed out. A couple of tears dropped from your eyes as you laid down, slowly drifting off to sleep from exhaustion.

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