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grippingbeskar · 2 years ago

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hands off | matt murdock

matt murdock x fem!reader

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warnings: ADULT CONTENT MINORS DNI (mutual masturbation, mxf intercourse, dirty talk) swearing, established relationship

a/n: okay. OKAY! okay. be gentle with this one because it’s my first matt fic!!! also, i saw this video on tik tok about ppl doing this game thing, but idk who posted it first and i don’t have the videos, but that’s where the dies comes from. also this is literally just smut, don’t even look at me ITS BEEN A LONG WEEK. okay bye. literally posting this and running away to sleep bc i am afraid BYE.

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“Sooo? You like it?” You keep to your side of the couch as Matt brings the glass up to his mouth for a second time. He hums, swallowing and licking his lips, and you have to bite down on your own to control yourself.

Asshole.

“It’s…”

“What?”

“Sweet.” His voice rumbles. You think you should have tied yourself down or something, because there’s no way you can win this stupid bet if he was going to keep teasing you like this. He wasn’t even doing anything, really. Everything he did seemed to turn you on in some way or the other, especially now, as the alcohol starts to kick in, warmth spreading through your face, flowing all the way down.

It was your idea; this whole bet. You and Matt had been together for a while now, and the longer you spent with him you realised how much of a fucking tease he was. So, in your muddied brain, you decided two could play at that game, even though you were almost certain you would fail miserably. You were, however, planning on giving him a run for his money. Or your money, considering how you had both put two hundred dollars on the table for the winner.

The rules were simple. You drink an entire bottle of wine- your favourite brand, hence the taste testing Matt was currently being put through, and sit on opposite ends of the couch. The first one to break - to touch the other in any way, loses. You were notoriously… frisky, when you drank wine, and Matt thought the game was going to be innocent enough until you started popping more bottles.

“Good sweet or bad sweet?” You say, and he empties the glass, holding it out for you to pour him another.

“I’d give it a good 7 out of 10. I’ve tasted better.” He hears the exasperated gasp of shock, and smiles in a way that’s so classically Matthew that your heart skips a beat. He probably hears that too.

“This is the best thing I have ever had. What could possibly taste better than this?!” You pour him another glass that he downs half of quickly, eager to get to the good part.

“I can think of a few things.” Your breath hitches in your throat, and he smirks, taking another sip.

“That feels like cheating.” Your entire body ignites at the shift in mood, and you nearly shiver when his hand trails along the edge of the couch, moving dangerously close to your shoulder, then retreating back.

“Hey, you said no touching. Nothing in the rules about telling you how much I love your-“

“Okay! Okay. I get it. Finish your glass, cheater.” He downs the rest obediently, placing the glass gently on the table, right next to the stack of fifty dollar notes you had pooled. He was smirking - clearly thinking he was already ten moves ahead of you, but you had a couple tricks up your sleeve to win this thing. Well, one trick.

“So, how do you want to do this?”

“What do you mean?” You finish your glass and get rid of it, the empty wine bottles clanking together somewhere on the floor.

“Well, obviously you are going to lose, so do you want to just give up now, or do we have to play this whole little game first?” Typical. Complete confidence, right from the start.

“Listen, Murdock. One thing you’ll learn about me tonight, is that no matter how incredibly attractive you look right now, I am very competitive. Very. Competitive. Especially when it comes to money, because I am also very broke.” He laughs again, his head hanging back off the couch. “Besides, who says you won’t break first?”

“I’m pretty sure I can take you apart from right here.” His voice has dropped an octave. You recognise that tone in an instant. He only talks to you like that, all commanding and a little mocking; when he’s fucking you. Or about to fuck you. Your whole body reacts to him - you don’t even have a choice in the matter, it’s like a bell rings and you’re switched into that mode. All he needs to do is talk to you like that, and you want to get on your knees and forget all about this stupid bet and-

“Am I right? You think I can make you all sweet and desperate just talking to you?” Yes. He could. He knew it, because he’d done it before, but you weren’t ready to give him the satisfaction. Not when the game had barely started.

“Who says we’re just gonna talk?” You settle back, letting your legs stretch just this side of your half of the couch.

“Is that a threat, honey?” The endearment mixed with his slightly rough tone has you tightening every muscle in your body, and if you didn’t get a hold of yourself you might as well just shreds your money now.

“Just got a few ideas, that’s all.” You blink innocently, and he scoffs.

“I promise we’ll do all the things I know your pretty little head is thinking about right now. All you have to do is give in to it.” The way he’s sitting is so cocky; if he wasn’t so fucking sexy you think you’d slap him. Arms stretched out, one dangling over the back, the other strung lazily across his stomach, making a perfect line down to where his legs are spread as wide as possible. You don’t miss how easy it would be for you to slot yourself in to that spot, to be surrounded by him.

“Hmm. Tempting.” He shrugs, almost saying ‘I know.’ ��Or, you could come over here.”

“Now why would I do that?” He asks, leaning forward. You start as slow as possible. This was really the only idea you had to get him to break. Maybe if you threatened it, alluded to it enough, he would forget all about the money and the bet and jump on you.

“Maybe I’ve got something to sweeten the deal.” You trail a slow fingertip up your leg, past your knee and creeping it along your thigh. The fabric of your skirt scrunches up as you get higher, and Matt’s head straightens when he hears it.

“What are you doing?” Still, his voice is that low, gravelly sound that sends shivers up your spine, and you bite your lip to stop a smile before answering him.

“You know how wine makes me.” He knew very, very well, being the object of all your wine-induced fantasies. “I’m all hot, and if you aren’t going to help me…”

“Don’t.” He practically growls, and you let out a breathy laugh as you use your other hand to pull up your skirt completely. He may not be able to see you - but he knows exactly what your doing and how your doing it. He can hear the way you’re moving, the skips in your heartbeat as your finger trails higher and higher. The smell of you, how it changes as you get closer to the wetness between your thighs. He knows. And he looks like he hates it.

Jaw set, he grinds his teeth as you ignore his simple demand. It wasn’t that he didn’t like you touching yourself - he loved it; encouraged it, even, but he wanted to be there for it. Involved in it. If you ever needed that specific kind of relief, he wanted to be the one to give it to you. Even on the few times he’s been away, he’s sent you videos, called you and made sure he was the only one who pushed you over the edge. His name on your tongue as you came to the thought of him, to his words or his pictures. He always wants to be the one. And he always is.

He also has never not been able to touch you, because if you knew one thing, it’s that Matt Murdock was not a man that shared what was his. Especially not you, even with your own hand.

“Stop.” Matt manages to say, and you hum, relishing in the attention he’s focusing on you. You spread your legs a little wider, making yourself comfortable. “That’s cheating.”

“Nothin’ in the rules about touching myself, Matty.” You breathe, and then gasp as your finger brushes over your most sensitive spot, still covered by your lace underwear. “Unless you want to come over here and make me stop?”

“I know what you’re doing. You’ll have to try a little harder than that, sweetheart.” His face is set so hard, like how you’ve seen him in the court room. Focused, not betraying a single emotion on that sweet face of his. You were going to wipe that stoic look off his face one way or the other.

“I’m gonna take these off.” You narrate, hooking your fingertips under the seam of your underwear, and start to slowly pull them down your legs. As you get about halfway, the fabric bunching over your knees, you sigh sweetly. “Help me out, baby?”

He exhales in a short, sharp laugh. He wasn’t technically touching you, and you both knew it was the closest he could get without forfeiting. Leaning forward, he used one hand to grab the part of your underwear not touching any skin, and starts pulls them down. The soft material slips over your shins and calves, and you know he’s going slow on purpose. You lift your feet up so he can remove them fully, and you watch intently as his thumb brushes over his new prize.

“The purple ones?” He recognises the fabric and you moan out a ‘mhmm’. “My favourite.”

“I know.” You let your legs fall open again, and you could of sworn you heard a small sound come from him at the movement. A crack in the ice. It ignites your confidence, and makes you want to keep going. Keep pushing. “Wore them for you.”

“Such a good girl, all the time. You wouldn’t be this mean. Not to me, right?” The words were sweet as honey. You loved when he spoke to you like that - with praise and a little bit of authority. It made you squirm, but you had to hold it together a bit longer. String him out a little further. You just moan again, your hand finding it’s destination, one finger running up and down in between your legs, brushing over your clit lightly. Just how he teases you. You see his face change. “You’re going to regret this.”

“But it feels so good, Matty.” His grip on the back of the couch tightens.

“Better than me?” You shake your head vehemently, appeasing his ego and moaning a negative incase he can’t figure out your answer from the sound of your movement.

“Nothin’ better than you.”

“I know, baby. Why don’t you let me take care of you? Come just a little closer, and I’ll make it all better.” Your toes curl, and you start to make small, tight circles right over your soft centre, nerves alight and sending shocks up your entire body. His voice is all you’ll need to get there, you just need him to keep talking.

“I can’t. You know I can’t.” Your jaw falls open, no longer able to hold it together. “Just want you so bad.”

“If you want me so bad, come here.” His tone is a little more demanding. Frustrated. Stubborn. Another crack. You resist the urge to smile.

“Will you- will you tell me? What you’d do if you could touch me?” He sits up, unzipping his pants and shoving them off aggressively. His erection is impossible to ignore, and your mouth waters at the sight of it when he pulls his boxers down and lets himself free.

“That’s what you want? You want me to tell you all the things I’m going to do to you when you break?” You don’t miss the cockiness in his words, but you just moan again, too lost in the feeling of your fingers against your clit. “Fuck. Okay - okay, slow down.”

You listen, obedient even when defiant. He can hear the sounds of your hands against your arousal slow to about half the speed, and the orgasm that was growing in your stomach is now only being stoked, your legs jolting every time you brush against your clit.

“Good fucking girl. I always go slow first, don’t I?”

“Mhmm.” You moan out, and he chuckles. The fucker was laughing at you. Pay back was going to be a bitch. You were really about to give in, then. Not now, though. If he was stubborn, you were going to beat him at that game, too.

“That’s it. Nice and slow for me. Want you all warmed up when you make yourself cum on my cock.” Oh. God - maybe you couldn’t outlast him. It was those kinds of words, sung to you in a voice so low and clear it was impossible to listen to anything else, that was what did it for you. What undid you every time. Fuck being stubborn.

“Oh God, Matt. Please - c-can I go faster?” He wraps his hand around the base of his cock, and you are mesmerised as he pumps his hand just once, eyebrows furrowed.

“Yeah, sweetheart. You can go a little faster. Since you asked me so nice. I’d do it for you.” You speed up, the fire in your tummy getting more aggressive as soon as you indulge the feeling. He pumps up and down once more, and his face screws up a little. Not in pleasure entirely, but something a little uncomfortable. At first you think it might be the situation, but then you look down, and recognise his problem. Your submissive side instantly takes over, your brain only knowing to do what you knew he wants. What he needs.

“You want me to help you, baby?” Matt swallows as he feels you get closer, but nods just once, taking his hand off himself. You hover above him, making sure he can feel the heat of your breath kissing the sensitive head of his cock as you angle down closer. God - what you wouldn’t give to wrap your mouth around him right now. You miss the taste of him - the feel of his hand threaded through your hair, how he tangles himself into it to feel the most of you that he possibly can.

Slowly, you let your spit drip down his length, alleviating the uncomfortable feeling of his dry hand. He doesn’t move, just lets you take your time getting him as wet as you are. Matt’s chest rises and falls so fast you think he might pass out, and his head is hung back so far that you can’t see his face from this angle. You bet it’s screwed up, and his mouth is open a little. He always looks so good when he’s strung out.

You start to retreat, careful not to brush against him as you sit back on your half of the couch, satisfied with your work. His hand wraps around his cock as soon as he feels your body heat move away, and the pain once etched on his face is replaced by only pure pleasure. The sight of him has you quickly returning your hand to your pussy, matching the pace he sets.

“Thank you.” He croaks out, and you silently high five yourself for how fucking ruined he sounds.

“Your welcome.” You sound exactly the same.

“God - I want to fuck you so badly right now.” He sighs, moaning your name as he starts pumping his hand harder, hips bucking irregularly. “You know it’d feel so good.”

“It would. You always fuc-“ You cry out as a wave of pleasure suddenly hits your chest, the new rhythm he was setting on himself having you seeing stars. “Always feel so good. Miss having you inside me.”

“Come here. Now.” He says through his teeth, and you just keep moaning out his name. He tries a new approach. “Baby. Baby, please come here. I’ll -I’ll let you cum so many times you won’t remember your fucking name. Just give it up already. I know you want to.” A new crack of determination nuzzles its way through the overwhelming pleasure at his words. Maybe it’s because it’s not actually Matt touching you right now that you are able to form a thought, but his words have you speeding up. Let you come.

Asshole.

“Fuck, Matty. I’m so cl-close - I think I’m gonna-“

“Don’t you fucking dare.” He almost shouts, hand pumping furiously at his cock as he cuts you off. It almost looks like it hurts, and maybe it does a little, but the sounds of his hand moving against himself with your spit is making your brain go fuzzy. Trying your best to keep up with him, your back arches off the couch and you turn your head to the couch cushion.

“Can’t stop, feels too good I just-“ The burn in your arm is secondary to the release you were chasing, and it was so close. You knew what you needed. He had gone silent, because he knew, too. If he spoke, that would be it. He had such a hold on you that all it would take would be a few well placed words and you would crumble in front of him, and for the first time, it was the last thing he wanted.

“Slow down. Right now.” Your back was arching off the couch, and it was an effort not to stretch your legs out. Bunched up on your end, your eyes were glued to Matthew, his abs flexing hard and free hand still fisting the couch, white knuckled. “Do not fucking finish without me.”

The tone of his voice was so low and harsh, he wasn’t meaning to but he was only making it worse. Teetering on the edge, you couldn’t seem to stop yourself from talking.

“I wish you were touching me right now. Your hands feel so rough sometimes and I always think about it, think about how good it feels on me.” Your eyes were squeezed shut, the words flowing out of you from the darkest parts of your tipsy mind.

“Baby just-“ His hand gets faster, you can hear it, his restraint snapping little by little. “You just gotta come over here. Please.” You try to block out how hot he sounds begging for a glimpse of you, so you keep talking yourself through it, thinking of the things he would say if he was fucking you.

“I want you to fuck me through this couch, make me feel you for days like you always do. Want you to…” A gasping breath cuts you off, and it takes you a moment to regain your focus, the pleasure nearly cutting off your air supply making you hiccup.

“Finish your sentence. What do you want?” He was sitting straight up, leaning so close that if you moved and inch you’d feel him. You don’t think you’ve ever wanted him to touch you as badly as you wanted it right now - and that was fucking saying something.

You’d give it one more minute.

You think you can hold out for that long. One single minute of keeping yourself on the edge, one more minute to see if you can break Murdock like he breaks you every time. If you reached a minute and he wasn’t either buried between your legs or inside of you, you think you would implode.

“I- I want you to fuck me like you did when you came home last week. Leave a mark so I could feel it for days and-“

“That’s it. Keep fucking talking.” Your eyes open for a second and he’s kneeling, the hand on the top of the couch right next to your head. You hadn’t even heard him move, but now he was practically hanging over you, almost between your legs. Maybe your words effect him just like his do to you. “You sound so pretty. Keep talking for me, okay?”

“Matty, please just touch me. I need you to mmmmfuck- make me feel good.” He chokes out a desperate sound, and you shut your eyes again, no longer able to bare the sight above you if you couldn’t touch him.

“You need me?” You whine below him, nodding and making sure he knows just how bad he was right. It was a low blow, one you knew would make him even more desperate. Those simple words always got you what you wanted, no matter how long he had been playing with you. “Yeah, you fucking need me. Just need me to touch you so bad. Mark you up. Bet you’d cum as soon as I slid inside you, huh? Already so wet, I can fucking hear it.”

“Need you. Please.” You wheeze, and hear another choked sound leave his mouth. The couch shifts underneath you. Every nerve in your body was begging for him- you were begging for him, a string of pleases mixed with his name. If only either of you was less stubborn this stupid game would have been over long ago.

“You sound good like that. Begging for me. Keep going, tell me how bad you need it.”

“I’ll do whatever you want. Whate- Whatever you want. Just please. Please, please, please…” You sounded like you were having a tantrum, so close on the edge you were almost sobbing his name in ecstasy.

This was it. It probably hadn’t been a minute but you just couldn’t hold out any longer. Fuck the bet, fuck the stupid money. Nothing was worth not feeling him, having him just out of reach, you were so fucking close-

Matt’s hand brushes against your cheek, tucking a lock of your hair behind your ear, and his thumb wipes away a tear you hadn’t realised had fallen on your cheek. It was soft; gentle.

He kisses you softly, and his hand takes over the work, replacing your own and keeping that hard, tight pace on your clit. The feeling was earth shattering - the difference between your hand and his somehow night and day, and when you kiss him back, you realise he just lost. He lost, not so he could fuck you, but so he could kiss you.

“I’m right here, sweetheart. Hm?” He murmurs, the hot air of his breath fanning over your forehead as his hand works at you, and all you could do what sob his name. “Cum for me. I earnt it.”

With that, he slides himself inside of you, and everything turns white.

“Fuck - yes.” You moan out and your cumming as soon as he hits the deepest part of you. He’s suddenly everywhere - an arm under your arched back pulling you against his chest, his mouth on yours muffling your wrecked moans of pleasure, his cock buried inside of you, hitting you hard and fast and desperate; just how you feel.

He isn’t far behind you, giving you exactly what you wanted and finishing inside, so deep you’d feel him for fucking weeks after this. He was making noises you’d never heard from him before - nearly whining with how much he needed you, his whole body tense as you ran your hands over every part you could feel, while your other hand scrunched into his hair.

“Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.” Is all he was saying into your mouth, fucking you - using you to get through his high while simultaneously working you through yours. His lips moved to your neck, biting and kissing you all over. It was borderline territorial, and you were a whimpering mess underneath him, pinned to the couch taking whatever he wanted to give you and praying for more.

His hips eventually began to stutter in their pace, then slow to a stop- minutes or hours after he came. Time hardly registered, just him finally surrounding you like you’ve been wanting.

“Matt. Matt-“ His mouth was still attached to your neck, and you couldn’t imagine what you looked like, but it filled you with a sort of pride. You almost wanted him to keep going, but you wanted him to kiss you more, so you tugged on the strands of hair threaded in your hands. “Matt. You-“

“I know, baby. Don’t move.” The words echo through you, the command exactly the one you said to him earlier. He slowly slips out of you, never taking his hands off your body, and in one movement curls you up and pulls you completely to his side of the couch.

Finally, you can stretch out, your muscles like jelly as your legs tangle with his. Your head leans back to rest against his chest, which is still rising and falling too fast for normal. Admittedly, so is yours, as well as the occasional twitch in your legs from the pleasure dissipating through your body. Strong arms wrap around your chest and tummy, holding you tight, and he leans his head down to kiss your cheek.

“We are never doing that again.” He mumbles into the crook of your neck, and you laugh breathlessly.

“You didn’t like it?” He groans at your question.

“Baby, I fucking loved it, but I hated not being able to touch you.” He was whining now, and your hand snaked up, scratching lightly through his hair. You think he would of purred if he could. “You’re mine. Don’t like it when you try to come without me.”

“Mmm. You were too far away.” You agreed.

“Was hot, though.” You laugh again and he switches sides to kiss your other cheek, forcing you to look to the other side, where your eyes catch on the significant stack of money.

“I won.” You whisper into his ear, smiling, and he groans again.

“Stupid game.” He grumbles, teeth scraping lightly along the top of your shoulder, making you shiver. “Still made you cum.”

“We can always have a re-match.” He was still mumbling and groaning against you about how dumb the idea was, but you can feel his grin as you laugh.

“I got a different game in mind.” He whispers into your ear, and in the next moment you are in the air, being swept up and carried towards your shared bedroom.

“And what’s that?”

“How about I show you?” He kicks the door closed behind him, and lays you down on the bed slow and sweet before making true of his promise and destroying you from the inside out, just like he always did.

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snowdin-shopkeeper · 3 years ago

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To clarify how I feel about DSMP anti's in connection to that one anon's question, I'm just going to address a few of their points and then let you connect the rest on your own.

1.) "They're mostly white boys who run around screaming with their little square avatars!"

They are! A lot of them are white! And they do scream quite loudly! Very often! This can be very annoying to people, and that is very valid and understandable! And while there are more poc, the smp isn't the most diverse smp and that can make people uncomfortable as well. (Which is still, valid!)

Tommy literally starts most of his videos with, "most people find me very annoying". It's true! Even I, too, find you occasionally annoying! And you're one of my favorite cc's! And I am completely valid to feel that way!

I can hate Wilbur, Techno, and Tommy, and love Eryn, Fundy, and Callahan! I can do the opposite and hate Eryn, Fundy, and Callahan, while loving Wilbur, Techno, and Tommy! I can hate all of them and just watch it just because I feel like the plot line is so incredibly stupid I can use it as a crack fic inspiration! And that is okay! I am completely entitled to do that! You are completely entitled to do that!

2.) "Dream's a cheater/racist/..etc. ..etc.."

This has been argued about for a while now, and really all I'm going to say is? If he makes you uncomfortable/worse about your gender/identity/yourself as a person?

Do not watch him! Absolutely do not watch him! Do not give him a second glance! You should absolutely take care of yourself than giving random dude on the internet the time of day.

It does not matter if you watch him bc you genuinely like him as a person, or if you believe he is a dirty cheater with the occasional pro gamer move during a manhunt, or don't watch him at all. Do what is best for your mental state.

I am not going to spend much time on this bc I feel like it was covered in the last point, but is deserving to be addressed due to all the controversy. Don't like, don't watch. Stay safe.

3.) "The fandom is worse than Dream himself and should all go jump off a cliff."

The amount of, "you should go k*ll y***self if you're a Dream Stan is concerning? I get that we are absolutely atrocious as a fandom (honestly putting that lightly haha-) but wishing death on someone for going such lengths to defend someone they don't know (bc yes, he may be wrongly accused sometimes, but Dream is a big boy. He can take care of himself) is overkill. But it goes both ways. I've seen time and time again this fandom hop on to posts that they are not wanted.

It does not matter if they are wrong, it does not matter if they are rude, if you are breaking someone else's clearly placed boundaries, then you are absolutely detestable. They are perfectly valid to spit back in your face and block you. Respect and be respected. And even if you're not? That doesn't give reason for you to add to the flames when you were at wrong in the first place.

Now I do have to say: we aren't all bad. I've met amazing mutuals on here (love you all <3<3). Trust me, you can meet amazing people here! But it's your job to control your online experience. People are free to block you for no reason at all, and you are free to block them. Just keep trekking guys.

There is so much more I could address, but I feel these are the main points. So yeah.

#pondering humanity #dsmp #anti dsmp #dsmp crit #ask to tag #feel free to use the banners w/ or w/o credit #i just needed to make this clear #also /nm at the anon or anyone else #long post #rant #yeah #i just felt like this should be acknowledged #cause like #dsmp antis are given alot of shit but like #that's their boundaries broskis </3

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kazuwhora · 3 years ago

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Hi ! I’d love to get a match up if possible ! I’m a heterosexual girl , I’m a Leo and I’m also an ENTP 7w8 . I’m crazy but in a good way , I love having fun and I’m very extroverted . I’m open to trying a lot of stuff and I love meeting new people. Dancing is my biggest hobby , but I have interests all over the place . Im going to take tattoo classes and become a tattoo artist since Im very much into drawing and body modification. I love music too! Even if im very chaotic Im fiercely loyal in a relationship and to my family (and I absolutely dislike cheaters regarding love - that’s something unforgivable in my eyes ). Im also a tarot reader since 5-6 years ago , I have a sweet tooth and im generally a nice person . I might act sometimes instead of showing the real me because I don’t want to hurt others and also keep a good reputation . But in love and with the people closest to me Im a very playfully - bully . Generally I joke a lot and I have a very .. nasty 😏 nature . Everything becomes dirty in a conversation with me but I can get serious when needed . I say and do random stuff all the time and I’m almost 99% of the time in someone’s company since I hate being alone because it’s way too boring . I like doing things for others sometimes , like , providing services for them (like giving them a free tarot reading or helping them with a task) and I also like animals . I get bored very easily and I’m a talker more than I’m a listener - but I can play both parts if needed . I absolutely adore horror stuff and criminal cases , haunted houses and carnivals . I love strolls in the park un the night time too . Im not religious at all and I have a religion that’s considered controversial but I’m not going to say it here since it might trigger people ? Idk what else to say but I hope this is enough to give you an accurate representation of who I am in order for you to give me a great match 😩💖🖤🤍

ok as a leo rising ur description made me laugh bc its the most leo placement entp thing to ever exist and I love it so much u r my reason to live ty like who else but a leo entp to have a 2 part description I LOVE IT WE ARE ONE IN THE SAME and im obsessed w u sorry I dont make the rules

anyways im gonna match u confidently with the hottest bitch in the club koko

HOT BITCH POWER COUPLE ALERT. aries and leo are the og hot bitch couple. try to fuck with either of u, I dare anyone. you and koko are the type of bitches to scare the living shit out of anyone the two of you walk past. like, with his gaze and ur general aura of chaos and bad bitch leo energy. the combination of the two of you is literally terrifying but in a way that has people mesmerized and jealous.

also, can we talk about the luxury ass life the two of you are gonna live? koko will get his princess whatever she wants. you want a car? you got it. you want this watch? sure thing but how about you pick something more expensive? koko is materialstic af, but in love, he wants to shower that materialism onto you because besides the thrill of making and spending money, showering you with pleasures sits right at the top of his list of favourite things.

MY GOD im just thinking about what a power couple the two of you would be because like????? is it not literally canon that koko has a knack for using playing cards to tell ppls fortune like he's literally just doing knockoff tarot readings. (dont tell him but urs are more legit than his are bc his intentions are sleazy).

despite koko being a hot ass bitch (im sorry but this is THE phrase to describe the two of you and I will not stop), he's greatly appreciative of your confidence and chaotic nature. he's an estj so he does utilize the extraverted cognitive function, but he's ever so slightly more inclined to lay back into introverted tendencies than you are. he's happy for you to take the lead, happy to let you shine while he supports you. what more could a leo ask for really?

your relationship behind closed doors is passionate af. he's sensual, and intense. the kind of person to want all of you right now in front of him, while still wanting to savour the moment making sure not to sacrifice any of the good bits. he wants to mark you up, but only in places he can see like behind your ear because as possessive as he is (blame it on the trauma), he's also a classy boy and he can't stand the thought of anyone besides himself viewing you in a sexual light. but at the same time, he fights with himself in his head because he has such an overwhelming desire to show you off and make sure everyone knows what he can do to you.

ANYWAYS he's a fucking simp for you and of all things the thing that makes him melt the most is your bullying. like please bully him. please. he thinks its so hot. it ignites some weird primal instinct in him. he can't control himself. if you bully him he'll buy you whatever you want and if you bully him AND THEN tell him you love him and how good he is to you? he'll fucking melt right on the spot. here have a ring. ur married now. indulge him and tell him what a good boyfriend he is. relieve his trauma pls.

#im so sorry this one got me really riled up #probably because you're an entp leo #and im an entp leo rising #I get hyped about leos #and other entps #like the minute someone mentions entp or leo my writing turns from like sweet and elegant to chaos and excitement im sorry #I HOPE U ENJOYED THIS THO #U AND UR HOT BITCH KOKO #let him buy you all the expensive things #matchups

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kameonerd566 · 4 years ago

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TAG GAME 7 comfort movies and tag 7 people!

Tagged by: @ydosomthingshappen thanks so much for the tag!! :D

1. SHREK 2 - omg what a cinematic masterpiece like DAMN and don't even get me started on the soundtrack <3

2. Megamind - I am trash and I have watched this movie 6 times in the past two months... It awakened something in me idk maybe its the raging bisexuality :3

3. School of Rock - Jack black is the fun uncle/older brother I never had and they way he is such a good and fun caregiver to those kids in this movie makes me cry EVERY SINGLE TIME and bonus points for all the rock music ;u;

4. SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD - I have seen this movie 13 mothafuckin times in the 8 years I've known about it I have a PROBLEM ok I just love Ramona and Kim so much ;∆; and I really relate to Scott except if I had to fight 7 evil exes I would simple perish at ex #1 bc I am a noodle but alas,, quite literal girl of my dreams WHERE ARE U ;;0;;

5. The Goonies - ok so I know a lot of it didnt age well being from the 80s and all but there's just something so nostalgic about kids going on a pirate adventure so their parents can afford their house and don't have to move,, I wish I could go on a pirate adventure and bond with a one eyed skeleton ;u; maybe minus the blender hand scene tho... 0.0

6. Perks of Being a Wallflower - this one is less of a comfort movie and more of an all time fave just cuz it makes me ugly cry for the entire film without fail every single time ;;u;; but its super great for when u wanna let out a good cry and remember high school and feel mothafuckin INFINITE god I should have made that my senior quote WHAT WAS I THINKING

7. I literally cannot choose between all the ghibli films so imma just say all of them ehhehe but top three are Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle and Ponyo <3 call me a dirty cheater for putting three in one spot are if I care >w<

This was so fun omg!! Thanks for letting me overshare about my fave movies!!

Tagging: @batnoob @kaen-ace-of-ravenclaw @sepia-schattentau @oo0owo0oo @shane-pierce-your-heart @wewillryes and @interstellar-crab

#tag meme #thanks for the tag!#movies

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sluttysan · 5 years ago

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ATEEZ trying mutual masturbation with you

✰Seonghwa:

Seonghwa is down to try anything that includes you and him in a bed naked together

And he already is a dominant person as your bf, but he’s still gentle and sweet

But he loved any chance to break out of his sweet and gentle nature

Which he never failed to show you when it comes to your sexual experiences with him

So you’ll always get a little bit more of his dominant side, even when he wasn’t allowed to touch you

And you bet he was more than ready to take you up on your offer

He finds fun in this way more than you’d think

So you’ll be surprised to see how you will end up being the one who couldn't handle not touching him

And did he take this opportunity to tease you? 100% most definitely he did

Seonghwa will keep eye contact as he rubbed his growing cock, saying the dirtiest shit to you

“Fuck, look how hard I am getting for you. Too bad you can’t suck me off”

“You like watching me stroke my cock like this, don’t you?”

He’ll even start instructing you on how to touch yourself

“Open your legs wider, let daddy see you finger yourself”

His eye contact will be so intense

Ends up controlling the situation

“Don’t cum without me”

When he lets you cum, he’ll continue to watch you

Then he’d release himself, groaning shamelessly as he cums on his thigh

✰Hongjoong:

Is crazy in love with masturbating with you

Like the idea is so exhilarating to him

Boy strokes his cock very quickly

And moans super loudly

Enjoys it more than you do tbh

Like doing something he once only did in private in front of you was exciting to him

Edges himself to try to last longer than you

Like he’ll jerk himself off until he feels like he’ll cum

But then he’ll stop himself and catch his breath

Is the type to still find ways to touch you

Bc as much as he tried, he just has to

Like when you least expect it, he’ll grab you by the neck and sloppily makeout with you for like 10 secs

And his lips would be on yours before you could do anything about it cheater

He’ll also nibble on your neck

But like it’s helping you get closer to your climax so you wouldn’t mind

He really gets lost in the moment tbh and will probably end up cumming before you anyways

Expect to witness how he sounds as he’s getting himself off when you’re not around

Like how he’d let out a few staggering moans and grunt as he came

And he cums all over his stomach

If you’re still not done, he’ll offer to eat you out until you were

✰Yunho:

Let’s be honest, Yunho is lowkey a very dirty minded one

Like normally, he’s a soft ass who makes jokes that genuinely make you laugh sometimes

But he’s a completely different person when it comes to all things sexual

And he’s down to try almost anything with you

But when you brought mutual masturbation on the table, he would giggle

Normally, he’d stop being goofy when it comes to said sexual things, especially when you’re going to be completely naked

But you two were masturbating by each other in bed, and he found that to be kind of funny a childish man™

But then he would hate the idea of not being able to touch you

So he really though this through before agreeing

Even though he knew it wasn't his cup of tea, he decided to do it once for you

He was still going to have fun with you regardless

Ok so probably halfway in, he somehow turns it into a competition bc boy’s competitive

So he’ll watch your every move and tries to make himself last as long as you

"You’re going to cum before me, I just know it”

You two would end up competing to see who cums last

And he’ll hold it in until you couldn’t

You could see him struggle to hold himself in, but as soon you came, so did he

Cums all over the sheets same as if he were by himself

Laughs afterwards, telling you to never suggest that ever again unless you wanted to lose...again

✰Yeosang:

Tbh is so fucking awkward about it at first

Like he’ll mess up with even taking off his own clothes bc he has no clue on what to expect

Is quiet at the start

Is a bit timid because he’s jerking off while you’re there, something he usually just did by himself

Even though you’re also touching yourself, he still feels shy

But once he sees that you’re getting into it, you’ll see him grow

His eyes would go back and forth between your face to your fingers

He’d lick his lips as he watched you rubbed your clit and finger yourself

He’ll move closer to you, groaning and enthralled, looking down at his own cock occasionally as he played with himself

He finds that he actually likes it...well, for the most part

He’d like it even more if you let him at least kiss you

Yeosang’s very sensual when it comes to doing intimate things with you

So he would end up kissing you deeply as he continued to stroke himself

And his kisses would be so slow and comforting

So if you were nervous before, like him, you’ll both end up enjoying it more than when you started

It would be a pretty lengthy experience with him, and he prefers to take his time with it

Yeosang would make it into something more than just masturbating next to each other

And he’s very patient with you, so if you weren’t ready to cum at the same time he was, he wouldn’t mind holding it in

Would love to cum on your stomach or anywhere on your body since you’re there, he finds it more intimate that way

✰San:

When you first ask San to try it, he’s super excited

Like this boy will love trying anything sexual with you

But then almost instantly regrets it

He just would not have the patience

Literally this boy could probs jerk off 2-3x a day easily

You would think he would be into it for that reason alone

But honestly he would rather not touch himself when you’re literally right there

And he’ll tell you that

“wHy CaN’t wE jUsT fUcK?” annoying ass

Like you being right in front of him while he touches himself is one thing

And you being naked is another thing

But you touching yourself while naked??? and in front of him???

And you’re telling him he can touch himself but can’t touch you????

That’s a big FUCK and NO in San’s book

Will most definitely try to touch you, so you’re going to have to swat his hand away multiple times

Does it on purpose and it’s obvious

“Are you sure you don’t want me to do that for you?”

Honestly you’re going to have to deal with him one of two ways

You could 1. promise to try something he’s been wanting to try with you

And just like that, he would switch up and comply with you

Like suddenly there would be enthusiasm

However, this lil shit would just hurry up and try his best to cum fast so he could get it over with so he could try that new something

Or 2. just give the boy the head/quickie he wants

Either way, San wins

✰Mingi:

First of all, Mingi would try anything with you, no matter how unsure he was about it

And boy was he unsure about this

But he’ll try his best bc he's whipped for you

Expect lots of questions though

“So I just touch myself?”

“Mhm.”

“Like this?”

“Mingi, have you not masturbated before”

You’re going to be the one guiding him since he’s never done it before in front of you or probably anyone

Is so fucking nervous and might need a little help getting hard at first

“Just touch yourself like how you normally would”

“...Okay, I’ll try”

And so he’ll close his eyes and naturally start stroking himself as if he’s the only one there

Breathes loudly and bites his lip, and he’ll open his eyes to look at you every now and then

His glancing will turn into staring and admiring you

Becomes so tempted to touch you

Especially when you’re sprawled out like that with your legs spread as you’re moaning and watching him back

It makes him so weak

“I really want to touch you right now, baby. This is so hard”

But doesn’t reach out to touch you or anything bc he wants to still give it his all for you

Asks if you were close, and waits so that you both could cum together

He really just wants to take in whatever he could from the experience

Releases himself quietly bc he likes hearing your moans

So much more when he hears you moan his name

Leaves a mess as he’s cumming, gets a little bit on you

Would only try it again if you two were going to touch each other, bc he would find it more enjoyable that way

✰Wooyoung:

Another impatient bitch

Literally whines the entire time

Doesn’t get the point of doing it because you’re right there

“Let’s just have sex instead”-Wooyoung one minute in

You probably won’t enjoy it for this reason in particular

Tries to get you to change your mind about trying it out

“Wouldn’t it be better if I finger you and you jerk me off? Wouldn’t that be more fun?”

“I feel like if I wanted to touch myself I would do it on my own, you know?”

When he sees you wouldn’t let him get his way, he stops pleading with you and gives you what you want

So he’ll pretend he’s getting into it

And you’ll never know he was just faking

That's his way of finding a way out of it

Bc this one was not about to cum from stroking himself when you’re with him

So you better believe he’ll stroke himself super slowly and just wait for you to cum first

And the second you do so, it gets him even hornier

So before you knew it, he’ll be on top of you

“Well, looks like I failed at this. I have no choice but to fuck you”

You’ll probably never try this with him again bc this one practically sees it as a form of torture

✰Jongho:

Tbh when you bring it up with Jongho, he’ll be confused

Like it didn’t make sense for you to touch yourself in front of him when he was there, and vice versa

Goes in very skeptical, but he’ll still try it with you bc you wanted to

Doesn’t get hard right away because he’s extremely shy about it

Like even just normal intimacy with you made him hella shy already

So jerking off in front of you is something he's not going to get used to any time soon

Thinks it’s something that should just stay in private

So he’ll have that mindset going though with it

But again, bc he loves you, he’ll do it with you

Even though he’d rather touch you and not himself at the moment

So he’d sigh and agree reluctantly

But when he sees you enjoying yourself, he starts growing and getting all hot and bothered

And he’ll have a change of heart when he hears you moaning his name

Is more fascinated with how you masturbate more than anything

“Is...this how you do it all the time? You moan my name?”

So he’ll end up watching you for the most part and doesn’t really tend to himself

So his hands just kind of sit on his hard member, rubbing slowly at the sight of you

Before he knew it, you’ll end up cumming before him

And then he’ll feel awkward bc you’re already finished and just watching him touch himself

You’re probably going to help him finish bc he was now sexually frustrated and unable to cum on his own

#ateez #ateez reactions #ateez smut #hongjoong #seonghwa #yunho #yeosang #san #mingi #wooyoung #jongho #ateez imagines #kim hongjoong #park seonghwa #jeong yunho #kang yeosang #choi san #jung wooyoung #choi jongho

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stonerbughead · 4 years ago

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Maria watches friday night lights (#29)

5x06! The theme of this episode for me is: Maybe Billy and Mindy Are Gonna Be Okay Parents After All!!

all the feels under the cut:

Lol whenever it’s a Luke episode they start in church.

Who else is at church? Let’s see: Julie’s back looking like she wants to Die, and Buddy Jr. fell asleep; Vince and Jess look adorable side by side in the pew.

“Eric Taylor: Kingmaker.” Lol Tami’s reaction is correct: “Kingmaker? Jesus Christ.”

Yeeeesh Julie trying to explain why she’s home from college is soooo cringe.

“What a good lookin couple” @ Julie and Buddy Jr. like they’re five year olds like nooo absolutely not! don’t do that to Julie, Buddy.

Every time Vince’s dad is here I’m so anxious bc I’m truly just waiting for him to break Vince’s heart again!

Omg the mayhem in the Riggins home when Tim calls, between Mindy and Becky and Billy! And omg Mindy sitting on Becky’s legs to keep her from getting up to try to say hi to Tim. Awww they all miss him so much—as do I!

Oh god and now an old enemy is here to press Vince for FIVE Gs???

Julie looks so cute trying to head back to school but I’m scared for her! She has a difficult situation she’s driving back to...if she is actually driving back to college!

Omgggg she just purposefully crashed the car to keep from having to go back???? FUCK, destructive behavior!!!

Aw I’m glad Vince is confiding in Jess about the money but...what are they gonna do 😭

Oh poor Luke, TMU wasn’t interested in him after all! I can see he’s gonna spiral.

Really, they’re all holding the Eric Taylor magazine in the bleachers? Lol

Oh shit the branding themselves thing made it back to the coaches?? TOO MUCH

“It’s every coach’s dream to experience the highest form of idiocy they can muster. And gentlemen, collectively us coaches, we are living our dreams.” Lmaooooooo

Ugh Julie isn’t telling Tami anything about school 🤦🏻‍♀️ “what’s going on?” TAMI KNOWS. Oh god making her promise to not freak out when she’s about to tell her mom she fucked a married TA.

“She slapped me in front of everyone, the whole dorm. I can’t go back there and I don’t know what to do.” Ugh Tami is a good parent for listening pretty non judgmentally considering the subject matter.

Ugh Eric being angry af and asking how old he is, same! “I’m gonna go up there and kick his ass! Who is up there messing around with students, with my damn daughter? One of the TAs?” CORRECT GO OFF ERIC

“Honey, our daughter is destroyed right now. That’s what we need to focus on.” also true ugh they’re such a good partnership

Ugh Eric immediately knowing she wrecked the car on purpose. He’s right and aw Tami doesn’t believe it.

“Maybe i should go traveling.” Uh Julie gurl no you should not! You’re making lots of bad choices and Tami is right, you need to take some responsibility for it!

“I just don’t get why I couldn’t talk to Tim for five minutes.” “Omg Becky because it’s a prison and not a dorm.” Correct, Mindy.

Omg dying at Mindy basically saying “I think you need to have some sex so you’ll stop lusting after a man in prison who is just your friend.” Love this scene of them shopping together!

Is Eric leaving early bc of Julie reasons or football reasons? I think Julie.

“Did you know he was married and had a wife?” Yeah I’d be as hurt as Eric is rn too.....bc she did that! ugh cheating is so awful

Oooooh Vince gave the guy that partial payment and stood up for himself...I’m scared for him! Ah!

“Our daughter slept with another man’s husband.” As someone who’s dad is a dirty cheater, I feel Eric’s disappointment but Tami is right that she needs y’all!

Luke is mad at Vince now. Well fook. They had just buried the hatchet and Vince didn’t know about the TMU bait and switch! This recruiting culture is so toxic.

Oh fuck no this dude is threatening and harassing Jess instead of Vince???? Omg he’s threatening to burn down the bbq joint?! Oh god

Awww Billy tearing up while watching old game tape of Tim’s, my heart🥺

Oh god belligerent Luke is here for Becky now. Billy really is growing up, realizing Luke is drunk and pulling him inside to keep him from driving WOW

Awww the baby in the landing strip dressing room with Becky, what a cute image.

Good point, Billy! “Were you thinking about scholarships when you were playing football at eight years old?”

Oh and he’s letting out a war cry?? Lol “I may have been the smallest guy in my team but I had heart.” Billy’s little speeches are starting to stack up.

Did Vince almost go to Eric but come to his dad instead? Ruh roh!

“Used to be Kennard wasn’t nothing but a little corner boy.” Is this a Wire reference? Lol bc very good one if so.

Oh shitttt this scene of Eric and Tami trying to get Julie to go to college is A LOT. 😭

Fuck! Eric hasn’t shown up to the game bc of this Julie thing, it’s really tearing him up!

Oh wow is this gonna be a Big Moment for Billy leading the team out?

“It’s Friday night in our house.” Oh here we go another Billy Riggins original!

And here’s Eric listening to Billy’s speech! Billy Becomes A Man

“It’s a good job.” Eric says. wow he got that approval! Billy really made it!

“Who you are on that field tonight is who you’re gonna be for the rest of your life, fellas.” And a classic Eric Taylor speech too as they walk out onto the field!

I knew Vince’s dad was gonna confront this dude himself and not actually call in favors. Oh shit he beat the SHIT out of Kennard, I see what they said about him being the king of the block before....the fact that his dad is beating the shit out of Kennard on the other side of the fence as where Vince is playing! DAMN.

Two types of dads in Dillon, huh? Geez!

Yay Luke puts the ball in the lil case at the bar for this game! Maybe things are looking up.

“I’m gonna take credit for everything you did tonight and I’m gonna live off that for awhile.” Wow am I actually proud of Billy’s ability to mentor Luke? Growth.

“By the time we’re done we’re gonna get you a scholarship anywhere you wanna go in the country.” My heart

Ooh and Mindy is playing match maker with Luke and Becky still!

You’re still not over Tim Riggins, Becky??? Mindy making sure that Becky isn’t waiting on Tim getting out of prison is actually a very good move. Oh shit and she’s pulling Luke from her husband over to Becky!!! “You’re both young and hot and you both need to get laid.” Love that she told them to screw like bunnies but made sure to mention protection! So funny.

(Lol Luke being so flustered and saying he promises he didn’t tell Mindy to say that, so cute! I’m dead.)

“You ain’t gotta worry about nothin. Just play football, do what you do.” Oh boy I do NOT believe that. Jess and Vince’s families eating pie together is way too nice, it’s gonna have to be messed up soon I’m assuming!

Damn Vince’s dad talking about how much prison sucks hits hard. “You’re sad all the time and you don’t know if you’ll ever be happy again.” Yep! Maybe prisons don’t actually help people rehabilitate themselves but just disappear social problems and make them worse!

Awww Gracie is so cute and sleepy and Eric’s thinking, hey at least you didn’t fuck someone’s husband yet LOL

“I didn’t mean to disappoint you.” oh Julie! Not just me who got that vibe! Yes we are all sadly very disappointed!

cc @lockitin @iconic-ponytail

#maria watches friday night lights #mine #friday night lights 5x06

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photochoco · 5 years ago

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Out in the Field (pt. 1)

Black Cauldron’s newest recruit learns the ropes. She hopes she isn’t in over her head!

Wisteria had always loved sleeping late. In a world where the night was eternal, and the city only had colored lights to indicate the time, it was easy to lose track. She often would stay up until the deep purples of “night” would slowly gradient into the bright yellows of “daytime”. People more or less adhered to the idea that yellow was for doing things and being awake, and purple was for sleeping. Though Wisty had found that the city came alive during the purple hours in a way it didn’t when the lights were yellow. She herself worked better during purple hours.

But now, they looked more or less the same. Maybe the purples were a little darker, but Wisty didn’t realize just how much she’d miss them until she’d looked out her window. Monochrome, just like the inside of her colorful room. Had she known this would happen, she would’ve appreciated it all a lot more. She was glad the BC had told her to come in for her orientation when she felt ready. She had curled up on her bed and sobbed her guts out for what felt like hours. It hurt, not seeing any color. Sure, she could still see all the colors in her mind’s eye, but what was the point if she couldn’t see them with her real ones? Her real ones, which were now gaping, black voids. They didn’t even reflect light very much, which was probably the weirdest part.

For the most part Wisty had stayed cooped up in her apartment, trying to figure out what to do with her artist career. She’d made her way to the BC a couple times to meet with Harvey, but most of her time was spent fighting off a creeping emptiness.

She put on her headphones, pulled out a few locks of hair on each side and looked herself over in the mirror. Perfect, coordinated, adorable. She adjusted her hood and took a deep breath. She forced herself to keep looking when all she wanted to do was shut her eyes.

You are okay.

In front of her apartment complex she wrestled on her roller blades, selected some music, and was off. The breeze as she skated along eased her mind some, and her favorite tunes in her ears eased it more.

She wondered if Harvey had finished designing it yet.

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The bustling of activity in the cafe area of the Black Cauldron was the same as always, Cadets walking around and chatting with each other. Everyone stopped though, at the sound of something banging into the front door. A heartbeat later, Wisty practically rolled through the threshold, a pair of roller blades in her hand. “Sorry sorry! I didn’t mean to hit the door!”

“Now that’s what I call an entrance,” Bianca giggled, giving a wave. “You ready for your first day?” “As ready as I’ll ever be!” Wisty said, raising her arms in a stretch. “I hope I don’t cause too much trouble for y’all.”

A tall mage in a bunny mask rounded the corner, a giant calligraphy pen in his hands.

“Ah, perfect. I just finished the final adjustments to your weapon. Here.” Harvey held it out with both hands. Its tip gleamed of newly polished brass. Its long body was black and smooth as Wisty took it in her hands. It was-

“It’s perfect!” she nearly squealed in her excitement. Harvey gave a satisfied nod. “Aaaand here are your ink canisters. I took the liberty of filling them up for you already. And here are the colors in powder form, just add water. Once you run out I can make more for you. And the colors are in the order you requested so you can easily pick them without seeing the hue. There should be enough ink to last you a whole fight, but don’t y’know, go painting the entire city.”

Wisty hugged her pen and ink pack tightly to her chest like a child being gifted a new toy. “I love it I love it I love it!!” she exclaimed, hopping up and down.

Harvey’s bunny mask was stuck in a perpetual grin, but Wisty could glean from his body language that he was quite pleased with his handiwork. “You’ll get a chance to try ‘em out today during your sparring.” “My what?” “Sparring!” Bianca appeared out of nowhere and slung an arm around Wisty’s neck. “You said you don’t have a whole lot of fighting experience yeah? Plus like Harvey said, you’ll totally wanna try out your weapon before heading out there, see whatcha can do!” “Okay…” Wisty said slowly. “But who am I gonna be sparring?” It was then she was lifted bodily off the ground by an enormous hand, which wrapped around her middle as easily as if she were a doll.

“That would be me, cupcake. You should get a feel for what it’ll be like fighting powerful enemies with a lot of physical strength.” “As ya probably know, ghouls are usually witch cronies, doin’ their dirty work. Not the smartest, but really damn strong,” Bianca added.

“...Did you just call Pinprick stupid? That’s not very nice!” “Oh no, cupcake, she is mostly right. Being turned into a ghoul scrambled my brains, hehehe,” Pinprick replied with a wide smile. Wisty paused to consider this. “...Still! Be nicer to yourself! I’m fairly sure you’re not stupid.”

“My oh my, what a sweet cupcake you are! But no time for chatter, we must be off to the sparring spot!”

“Oh cool!” Wisty looked down to be put down. “Where is it?” “Near the outskirts of the city,” Pinprick replied as he squeezed through the small doorframe. “Oh, are we gonna walk?”

“Nope!” Bianca said, walking up behind them and jumping onto Pinprick’s other arm, balancing herself against his shoulder. “Rooftop hopping is much faster. Observe!” Pinprick bent his legs.

“Wha aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--”

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“Here we are!” Pinprick chirped, letting go of Wisty. “Go stand over there, and we can get started. Oh before you do though…” He held his hand out to Bianca, who placed something in his palm. He then tossed it to Wisty, who caught it.

“All Cadets carry these bracelets. They’re a magic disrupter, placing them on witches or ghouls disrupts their flow of magic to incapacitate them. But of course, they don’t always do the job, so you all need to know how to fight,” he explained. “That one is just a dummy bracelet of course, completely harmless.” “How does it work?” Wisty asked, looking at the bracelet curiously. “Is it like a taser in bracelet form?”

“Correct! Today, you’re gonna try to get that bracelet on me. Get that bracelet on, and we can call it a day. Unless you get it on real quick though!” Pinprick snickered.

“Oh, you won’t need to worry about that…” Wisty mumbled.

“Chin up, cupcake, back straight! Cuz here I come.”

“Ok so what--” Her words were cut off as Pinprick’s arm shot towards her at an alarming speed. “ShiT!!” Wisty barely had time to dodge out of the way, one of Pinprick’s fingers clipping her cheek.

Geezus, he’s fast!! She hopped backwards, trying to gain some distance between them. He lunged towards her again, arm outstretched to grab her. Gripping her pen, Wisty rammed it against his arm, knocking it off course. She barely had time to feel even an inkling of triumph before she was slammed into the ground and pinned there by his other hand. “Not a bad start, cupcake. But you’re gonna have to do better than that,” Pinprick crooned. “HhHhhhffffiiiihhhhhhhhne,” Wisty wheezed. “Le’go please my lungs hhhhh-”

Pinprick let her go and she stood up, wincing. Dude could pack a punch. “Ready? Again.” He lunged.

She dodged and slid underneath him, bashing the end of her pen into where she thought the back of his knee was. She must’ve struck true; the giant ghoul kneeled with a small grunt. Wisty yelped in surprise as his entire upper half pivoted to face her. “Surprise!” Wisty barely managed to bend out of the way of his swipe. Noticing the ridges on his arm, she grabbed one and swung herself up onto his shoulders. Pinprick bucked, trying to throw her off. She impulsively grabbed the first thing she could, his hair. “Sorry sorry sorry!” she yelped as she reached for the bracelet.

Her apology was answered by Pinprick grabbing her ankle and yanking her off. Upside-down, she could see Bianca ambling up to the scene, a burger in her hand.

“Howzit goin’?” she asked. “Pinprick is killing the shit out of me, so I’ve come to the conclusion that I will absolutely die if I go fight anything,” Wisty grumbled as she dangled from Pinprick’s hand. He snickered in response. “Hey, don’t feel too bad, this is only a baseline! Imagine how good you’ll be after me ‘n Nate ‘n Dex have taught ya!” Bianca said.

“Hopefully it’ll be a less shameful display than this,” Wisty replied as Pinprick idly swung her from side to side like a pendulum.

“Ready whenever you are, love,” he grinned widely.

“I yield.” Wisty’s legs were far past beginning to wobble. Now she could hardly keep herself upright. Pinprick was not only stupidly fast, but stupidly powerful. He absorbed all of her attacks like they were nothing and dished out brutal counters one after the other. Wisty had been reduced to blocking and dodging. At least she could safely say she was better at that now.

Pinprick raised his hands again in preparation, grinning still. “We’re only getting started, love!”

“What even determines if I’ve won anymore?!” “Simple! Immobilize me and get the bracelet on, and we can call it a day.” “Okay.” “With me at least!” “OH SCREW OOOOOOFF WITH THAT!! I’LL FRIGGIN DIE IF I FIGHT ANYONE ELSE!”

“What’s happening?” Bianca turned and gave a nod of greeting to Dex, who had strolled up to the scene and was now watching with interest.

“The newbie is getting broken in,” she said, cringing as Pinprick sent Wisty flying again. “I think she’s doing...okay…” Dex smirked. “Sure doesn’t look like it, hehe.” “Hey, go easy on her dude, she just started today! I’ve been watching the whole time, I can tell you she’s gotten a lot better already. Aw geez,” Bianca winced as Pinprick threw a punch that caught Wisty on her right cheek, resulting in her swearing loudly. “Remember your safe word!” Dex shouted to her. “My WHAT? PINPRICK YOU CHEATER, YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THAT!!” The ghoul only cackled in response. “You never asked about it, cupcake!” “OF COURSE I DIDN’T, I’M NEW HERE! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME!” Wisty screeched.

As Pinprick rushed her again, she didn’t wait. This time she lurched to meet him, jumping in the air and landing an impressive high kick on Pinprick’s chin. “Close!!” Dex shouted. “Keep trying--oof, that looked like it hurt.”

Pinprick had slugged Wisty full force in the torso, and the girl skidded several yards away and hit some nearby boxes, sending dust everywhere. “I’ll go get the nurse bed ready,” Bianca sighed, turning to head back to the Black Cauldron.

Was Pinprick just that strong? Or did she just suck that bad? Wisty coughed on the clouds of dust filling the air. Fine. Fine.

Fine.

She reached behind herself to her ink cartridges. One, two, perfect.

“Yo Pinprick! Did you kill her, man?!” Dex called to his comrade. “Ahoho, I certainly hope not, we were having so much fun!” Before he could say anything more, though, a thin jet of orange ink fired from the dust cloud. The instant it made contact with the ground, it triggered a huge explosion. “HOLY FUCK!!!” Dex hollered as Pinprick skidded backwards, blinking in surprise.

“Oho, it seems the newbie has a few tricks up her sleeve! Good, good!” he laughed. The dust was settling, and now he could see Wisty standing with her back nearly against the brick wall. Just...standing there. “Oh come now love, you can’t be that tired already! You’re leaving yourself...wide! Open!” Pinprick sprinted forward and thrust his left arm out. Wisty swiftly jumped to the side, his right, and he attempted to grab her again, this time with his right hand. She ducked again, resulting in both Pinprick's hands smashing into the wall, sending pieces of brick flying. Wisty took aim with her pen, and fired. Black ink streamed from the tip and coated Pinprick’s hands. His first instinct was to tug--

And they didn’t budge. The ink was like tar.

“What in the--” his words were cut off as Wisty grabbed his arms, flipped herself up onto his shoulders and, using him as her own personal launching pad, leapt up into the air. She shoved another cartridge into her pen and aimed. “Gotcha.” Orange ink streamed. Pinprick was caught in a massive explosion. Dex shielded his face as the heat wave slammed into him.

“Jeezus God, what the hell did Harvey put in those inks??” he muttered to himself.

As the smoke cleared, he could see Pinprick, still standing, his hands free from the black ink, but looking significantly more banged up.

“Yeowzers,” Dex trotted up next to the ghoul to get a closer look at the damage. “That was pretty awesome. Might cause some property damage, though.” “But really, when don’t we cause just a little property damage?” Pinprick pointed out, dusting himself off.

“Wait...where’d Wisteria go?”

“Hmm...did she get blown away from the explosion…?” Pinprick mused. “She was right--”

His entire body was knocked to the ground as Wisty dropped down from above onto him. Dex barely managed to jump out of the way with a squawk.

“You little--” Pinprick hissed, but the girl had a firm grip as she snapped the bracelet around his neck.

“Friggin...got it...Geezus…” she huffed.

She slid off Pinprick as he straightened himself up, looking very pleased.

“Well well well, color me surprised, cupcake! You were quite clever to coax me into getting my hands stuck to the wall. So, orange ink makes explosions, hmm?”

Wisty twirled a lock of her hair looking sheepish, but very happy with herself. “Hehehe, to be honest, while designing my weapon and the ink color effects, I’d asked Harvey which effects each of you guys were resistant to or weak against. Y’know, in case I lend you a hand out in the field. I want to make sure I don’t accidentally hurt one of you.”

Dex let out a whistle. “Damn, you might even give witches a run for their money with smarts like that. But for now, howsabout we get you back to BC? You look like you’re gonna collapse. Your cheek ain’t lookin so good either.” Now that the adrenaline was wearing off, throbbing aches began to make themselves known all over Wisty’s body. Her right cheek really, really hurt, and she gingerly pressed her fingers against it, wincing as the swollen flesh protested.

“Do forgive me for goin’ so hard on you cupcake. Needed to make sure you were prepared; out there, it could be even more dangerous.” Pinprick reached out and ruffled Wisty’s hair, wiggling her whole head back and forth.

“You two got pretty banged up. How about we head back to BC to getcha patched up?” Dex jerked his thumb back to his bike, which was parked nearby.

“See ya back at BC, cupcake. And you too, Dex,” Pinprick wiggled his fingers in farewell.

“Awwwww C’mon Pin, aren’t I a cupcake too?” Dex asked, his puppy-dog voice belied by the shit-eating grin on his face.

“Absolutely not! Go on now, I’ll see you two back there!” With a mighty leap, Pinprick was off, hopping from roof to roof with ease. Within no time at all he was out of sight. Wisty slumped. “Urgh, I barely hurt him at all. Look at him doin’ parkour shit while I can barely stand--” Right on cue, her legs buckled. She was saved by Dex, who swooped down and grabbed her under the arms. “Tracy will get you all fixed in no time. Pinprick only went so hard on you because he felt you had potential you were holding back. His method of bringing it out is to hit as hard as he can, hehe. You seem promising, rookie. I’ll have to be extra careful when we fight.” “You use GUNS.” “In the field! Sparring I use blanks. And my lithe body.” Wisty burst out laughing as Dex helped her to the bike. “You guys are merciless! I don’t wanna do anything until I’m not hurting everywhere.”

“Nothin’ a lil magic n’ a hot bath can’t fix. Aight, get on the back,” Dex said, turning the key in the ignition. “DeeDee likes to go fast, so you might wanna hold on.”

“Okay...uh where…” Wisty hesitantly gripped Dex’s shoulders.

“Here we go!” The bike flared to life and Dex squeezed the handle.

The inertia as they took off was unexpected and Wisty had to momentarily throw her arms around Dex’s middle to keep from tumbling off the back. But soon enough her hands were back to his shoulders as they drove along, buildings and power lines passing by in a blur.

It was exhilarating.

“Not too fast for ya, newbie?” “It’s awesome! I love going fast!” “Heh, hang on then!”

Wisty closed her eyes and took a deep breath through her nose, lost in the music from her headphones and the feeling of the wind as they drove along. This was giving her an idea for… She opened her eyes. Ah. Right. What she would’ve given to see what this all looked like in color. The blurred buildings. The bright moon. Dex’s scarf as it fluttered and danced behind them. He had told her it was red, but what shade of red? What shade were her inks? What if she forgot the colors she knew? Her mouth twisted as tears again stung her eyes. Not that any would fall, the wind was drying them up.

“Hey just so ya know, you might wanna actually hang on to my middle or else you’ll fall off!” Dex called over his shoulder.

“What?” Wisty shouted back right before they went over a bump. She yelped and clung to Dex again. He snorted.

“Soooooo, have you thought about partnering up with anyone?” he asked her. “Uh...no, not really.” “Would you like to? Newbies usually tend to, though I don’t think Alphus ever did, heh.” “I dunno. I mean, I...” The truth was, she’d loved to partner up with someone. Maybe then she could stop that cycle of loneliness before it even started.

But… “--It’d be nice to have someone show me the ropes!”

What kind of person just went around telling others how they struggled with loneliness and just wanted to be included? It wasn’t their problem. It was hers, and she didn’t need to be included just so as to not be rude. Even if it hurt, a lot. Still… Please let this be different. Don’t let this be a repeat of every time I’ve tried to join a group.

Her grip tightened. If Dex noticed, he didn’t say anything as he rounded a corner hard, tires screeching.

“Y’know, you should really wear a helmet, especially driving like this!” “Naaahhhh, I’m too cool for one!” “No one is too cool for head safety, my dude.”

“This hair is!”

He weaved easily in and through the crowd. Wisty could see people staring as they flew by. What a strange pair they must look, a boy with glowing white eyes and a girl with black voids for hers. If they could even see them. “...Hehehe.”

Wisty stood up suddenly, her arms spread wide. “Whooooooo!!!” “WISTERIA SIT DOWN! You’re gonna fall off!”

“My balance is really good!”

Luckily for her, and Dex’s blood pressure, the Black Cauldron was within sight now. He pulled into the corner and Wisty hopped off as he turned his bike off. “That was awesome! Can we do it again sometime?” she asked excitedly.

Dex twirled the keys around his index finger. “Sure! If you can beat me when we spar.” “Oh--that is so unfair!! I can’t do that, change your conditions you meanie!”

“Take it or leave it, sweetheart!” Dex smirked.

“The only thing I’m taking is a nap, cuz--” Wisty’s legs gave out from under her. “Everything is hurting right now.”

“Let’s get you to Tracy, rookie.”

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And then Wisty slept for 44 years, content that her character arc was beginning. The lil spinoff series continues! What awaits the newbie? Probably a coupla witches and sprayin’ ink everywhere.

#erika writes #skull kidz #skz #fic #spinoff series #fanart #writing

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staliasjeronica · 6 years ago

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Riverdale 3.15 Thoughts *Spoilers*

- “You sold our house to the Jones’?” Jughead says, even though he’s not able to buy a house. I know it’s to be funny (which I kinda like, actually. Riverdale always takes itself WAY too seriously) but like… seriously he can’t buy a fucking house. He can barely take care of his gang (excusing now since FP gave them jobs as deputies, but we haven’t seen any of it yet so) let along gather enough to buy a house, especially one as wealthy as the Cooper residence.

- THE LOOK FP GETS WHEN ALICE SAYS “I just wanna be done with it (her past)” A BITCH IS CRYING. He cares and loves her so much! And yes I know what happens later bc I don’t care for spoilers but dude… we all know Falice is meant to be together lol

- I’m glad Betty is saying no, but like didn’t she try to move in with him last season? mmhm okay lol

- Why would Betty have to ask if her staying with Veronica (HOPEFULLY SHE CAN FINALLY APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE SHIT SHE’S DONE TO VERONICA!) was okay with Jughead? That’s not his decision, he doesn’t get a say in it. Even if it wasn’t okay, he couldn’t do shit about it.

- Barchie is in a scene together, I love them. Anyways.

- CHONI! Cheryl is so cute and happy about the trip, and then Toni just talks about her and the poisons as if Cheryl wasn’t going to be invited? Isn’t Cheryl still a part of the gang, just not acting as it’s leader anymore? I don’t—

- Cheryl immediately puts up a front and thinks that because she wants to go with the poisons, she doesn’t want to hang out with her, and that makes me so sad because that’s what she’s used to. Toni is used to having a group with her, and Cheryl is new to a relationship and therefore the smallest little thing can make her think something totally wrong. I’m so SAD

- Toni didn’t even say thank you… this is not the Toni we know?? She would have stayed to hash things out with Cheryl—at least for another minute or so.

- Hiram and Archie talking? No thank you

- Also why does NOBODY record their conversations with Hiram? He literally implicates himself with every fucking sentence.

- MY BOY REGGIE! Aww Cheryl made fresh cherry scones I’m—but his face is like “oh fuck…” and I’m… not okay because I know why. I don’t see why he would be like that though if they’re just singing (slightly intimately and the song choice is um awkward but STILL)

- First of all… Toni had to go to work… which is… singing with Veronica? Don’t get me wrong I like Lopaz and the fact that they’re getting scenes together but like… while Cheryl is probably in the kitchen making the scones and feeling bad and worrying about shit she finds Toni singing with her friend really really close to a song that’s about cheating (I think) woo if I were Cheryl I’d go nuts.

- “Do you love her, FP?” catch my CRYING. THEY DESERVE TO BE WITH EACH OTHER. COME ON. Also, “she’s the mother of my children” yeah but you also had a child with Alice too so like… find another bullshit excuse. You can have children and be with someone other than the mom.

- Also why the fuck is Alice, like, herself when she’s near FP, but completely brainwashed around Betty? Like, make it make sense. They probably don’t because FP would save her and then end up completely getting with her to make sure nobody takes advantage of the love of his life ever again. “Doesn’t matter now, it’s over.” THE WAY HIS VOICE CRACKS, HE’S SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HER BUT BECAUSE GLADYS IS BACK HE WANTS TO REDEEM HIMSELF AS A GOOD FATHER SO HE’S KINDA USING THAT TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL BETTER I’M SO BITTER

- HOLD UP YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT REGGIE WASN’T GETTING PAID?! HE DID ALL OF THAT BECAUSE HE LOVES VERONICA? OH MY FUCKING GOD I’M—also wow thanks for the ooc Veronica. She’s the most caring and selfless person on this show, she would find a way, but cool thanks for dragging down a ship you COULD have made great but instead rushed and made it all fucked up… thanks…

- BUT I AM HERE FOR REGGIE STANDING UP FOR HIMSELF! “Veronica, I know what I’m worth, and you should know it, too.” Wow um this is weird this is the first time I’ve ever chosen somebody else’s side when it came to Veronica (that I can remember lmao) I’m—

- “No one walks on water… except me.” what the flying fuck does that mean?

- Wow, so Jughead DOES know how to just sit down and talk… then why the fuck does he go and fuck Betty every time her mental illness shows its head??? Like all he has to do is communicate with her and try to help but instead he just kisses her problems away as if that’ll fix it.

- It’s so sad to know that Jughead and FP are so happy to be getting another chance at a normal family, but it’s all a fucking sham because of Gladys and Jellybean. Like, maybe he might be less annoying if he had a good stable home and stable parents (which sadly I would be willing to give up Falice if they made Jughead —and Betty— much much much much much more tolerable) and just… the life they WANTED.

- First of all let me just scream about Jeronica interacting… and now… VERONICA FEELS SO BAD FOR HIDING THE FACT THAT IT’S HIS MOM I’M—

- So you tell Betty, the girl who always holds shit against you (and probably will later on when it’s convenient) … but not your future husband? Okay.

- if Betty is just going to tell Jughead what was the point of this? Just have Veronica do it, because then Jughead would be appreciative and see her in a new light or whatever and I just—you had one job.

- Does Betty never remember their childhood memories because of her mental illness or because she wasn’t actually there because like—

- YA’LL BETTY CARES ABOUT ARCHIE SO MUCH LIKE?? After creating this surprisingly good idea from Jughead, she like spaces out because she’s so worried about Archie. Mmhm tell me they’re not slowly on their way back to Barchie.

- I find it reallllllly funny how Jughead never lets Betty help him… mmhm…

- Ew, Archie and Hiram talking as if Hiram never fucking tried to KILL Archie… I hate this. Just end the fucking Hiram plot and GO

- No idea what the fuck just happened but if Gladys touches Reggie like that again—

- DON’T YELL AT REGGIE HE GETS ENOUGH OF THAT FROM HIS DAD! Besides, he’s right, he has done SO much for you and he has lost probably one of the only things he had that made him feel sane and himself, his car… it’s so weird not being on Ronnie’s side for once… feel like I’m betraying my baby lol

- Cheryl in that dress, WHOO BOY IS SHE SO GORGEOUS

- Poor Archie he can never catch a break…

- DID THAT BITCH JUST BITE ARCHIE? FUCKING CHEATER

- YEAH BITCH THE CHONI SCENE. It’s so fucking hot, like… in my story one of my characters with Sweet Pea is kinda like that too and I wrote a 5000 word dirty chapter but then I was like “mmhm I don’t think I should” and re-did it… but now I want it back ugh. But like was Toni carrying the blindfold with her all night?

- Like I know they just saved Archie but like Betty truly smiles the widest when she’s with Archie. Anyways…

- I’m surprised Cheryl could walk after that

- My poor babies… Toni is right though it happened a bit too fast (technically not though since they never show us shit with Choni) but Cheryl putting up her guard again,,, I’m SAD

- Hiram? Giving Archie the building? Doing something nice… for Archie? Mmhmmm something’s wrong

- “I wanna matter, Ronnie.” well bitch here come the tears again… “would we even be dating, if not for the speakeasy?” BITCHHHHH I’M SO SAD

- sHE BOUGHT HIM HIS CAR BACK :(((( UGH MY BABIES DESERVE SO MUCH THIS SUCKS!!!

- Gladys low-key had a point but uhhh then she threatened Jughead not to tell FP so uhhhh nvm

- lol “how could we forget?” yeah I can’t forget when you disregarded Jughead’s feelings and selfishly threw him a birthday party too and you almost (sadly, almost) broke up because of it. ALSO why is it just the Jones’ who have birthdays???

- FRED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- LMAO CHERYL LITERALLY DEMANDING THAT IT’S HEATHERS! That’s amazing.

- If this birthday bash is for FP where are my serpent boys? my babies :((

- lmao what the fuck was that quick ass Fladys kiss?

- Jughead made some sweet points… I’ll admit…

- Every time Betty makes that face it makes me immediately hate whatever it is she’s about to do because that’s usually when she tries WAY too hard to seem badass when she’s anything but. Honestly I just want these boring ass drug related plots to GO AWAY. They’re so boring and overdone and I just… End Hiram and Gladys and let Veronica finally be free of that stupid crime boss life that she wanted AWAY from.

#Riverdale #Archie Andrews #Betty Cooper #Veronica Lodge #Jughead Jones #Barchie #Jeronica #Sweet Pea #Fangs Fogarty #Swangs #South Side Serpents #Toni Topaz #Cheryl Blossom #Pretty Poisons #Choni

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tmae3114 · 8 years ago

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10 Days Of Hero Shipping

Day 3

I RETURN WITH ANOTHER FILL.

I kinda skipped yesterday because Ro doesn’t really have any significant relationships with the villains beyond “we’re on opposite sides & it’s my job to Stop You”

This one was fun for me for two reasons. One, I’m attempting something I’ve never done before, which is a chatfic-esque format. Two, the AU I chose is p near & dear to my heart.

Basic context - this takes place in the Flatmates AU. It’s an AU that @flashlight-chan and I have and is basically a feelgood, for fun AU that sort of mashes together a Modern AU & a Youtubers AU, wherein Ru & Ro are university students who are also flatmates and also have youtube channels & a collab Let’s Playing channel. That doesn’t come up much in the fic itself, since it focuses on Ro & Artix & them being internet friends, but it’s the background for the AU!

This thing is literally just. the definition of self-indulgent. Enjoy a bunch of vaguely disjointed snippets in chatfic format.

And here we go - Day 3 - AU

Ro & Artix

Reibhleann added Artixadin

Reibhleann has renamed this conversation to "IT’S TIME"

Artixadin: why a group chat?????

Artixadin: this is literally just the two of us?????

Artixadin: are others going to join us

Reibhleann: probably not but this way I can make lame jokes renaming it

Artixadin: like what???

Reibhleann has renamed this conversation to "like this"

Artixadin: you are right that is a lame joke

Reibhleann has renamed this conversation to “shut up Artix”

Artixadin: Rude >:(

Reibhleann: this is bringing back an old thing but like

Reibhleann: you seriously don’t have tablet in your country???

Reibhleann: give me your address so I can mail you some

Artixadin: if I do that you have to give me your address so I can mail you homemade wasabi :D

Reibhleann: you know what I am suddenly fine with you being deprived of the greatest foodstuff found on this planet

Artixadin: :(

Reibhleann: you threatened me with suffering so now you must suffer

Artixadin: >:(

Artixadin has renamed this conversation to "TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME"

Reibhleann: it’s been three days

Reibhleann: did you figure out that you could rename it on your own by accident

Reibhleann: did someone tell you

Reibhleann: ....did you google it

Artixadin has renamed this conversation to “Shut up Ro”

Reibhleann has renamed this conversation to “YOU GOOGLED IT DIDN’T YOU”

Artixadin has renamed this conversation to “PERHAPS”

Reibhleann: do you ever realise that your search history probably looks really incriminating from an outside perspective

Artixadin: the last I checked it was three am in your time zone

Artixadin: go to SLEEP!!!!!

Reibhleann: but!!!!!!!!

Artixadin: SLEEP!!!!!

Reibhleann: Okay but seriously my search history probably looks so incriminating

Artixadin: just try not to get caught near the scenes of any crimes involving archaic bladed weapons and you will be fine o.ob

Reibhleann: you say that like it should be easy

Reibhleann: which ups the likelihood of it happening to me

Artixadin: I do not think that is how probability works?????

Reibhleann: well if I ever end up accused of being an axe murderer just know I blame you

Artixadin: would it not be more likely that I ended up being accused of being an axe murderer

Artixadin: a sword or knife seems more likely for you

Reibhleann: okay that’s fair

Reibhleann: wait that gives me an idea

Reibhleann has renamed this conversation to “Artix Is An Axe Murderer”

Artixadin has renamed this conversation to “why are you like this”

Reibhleann: ARTIX

Reibhleann: ARTIX NO

Reibhleann: ARTIX DONT YOU DARE CHARGE IN THERE IT CAN ONLY END IN TEARS

Reibhleann: ARTIX WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Artixadin: sorry I cannot hear you criticising my excellent battle strategy over the sound of us winning!!!!!!!

Reibhleann: WE LITERALLY JUST DIED

Artixadin: okay but before we died we were winning!!!!!!

Reibhleann: WE REALLY WERENAE

Artixadin: is your capslock stuck again

Reibhlean: MAYBE

Reibhlean: THAT’S BESIDES THE POINT

Artixadin: you

Reibhleann: ...Artix?

Reibhleann: Artix did you fall asleep on your keyboard

Reibhleann: I’m going to assume the answer is yes since you arenae answering

Artixadin: my face hurts

Reibhleann: is it from falling asleep on your keyboard

Artixadin: possibly

Artixadin: so where did your username come from anyways???

Reibhleann: it’s the 1st letter of my 1st name & my middle name

Artixadin: O.O

Artixadin: you are joking right???

Reibhleann: i’m dead serious

Artixadin: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

Reibhleann: SHUT UP I MADE IT UPO WHEN I QAS LIKE NINE

Reibhleann: YIUR USERNAME IS YOUR NAME MASHED TOGETHER W/ YORU FAVOURITE RPG CLASS

Reibhleann: YOU AHVE NO ROOM TI JUDGE

Artixadin: that was a lot of typos

Reibhleann has renamed the conversation to “shut up Artix”

Artixadin: again. Rude. >:(

Reibhleann: !!!!!!!!!!!

Artixadin: !!!!!!!!!!!

Reibhleann: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Artixadin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reibhleann: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Artixadin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Artixadin: WHY ARE WE !!!!!!!!!!!ING

Reibhleann: [!!!!!!!!!!!.png]

Artixadin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reibhleann: okay so Artix I need you to Help Me With A Thing

Artixadin: what Thing????

Reibhleann: okay so there’s this game that Ru & I are gonna be playing on the gaming channel

Reibhleann: bc people’ve been nagging us about it forever

Reibhleann: and basically it’s an online thing

Reibhleann: & you can have teams

Artixadin: I think I see where this is going

Reibhleann: will you be my team member so we can kick Ru’s backside at this game

Reibhleann: we are the Best Team and it will be awesome

Artixadin: I will not deny that we are The Best Team but

Artixadin: how is Ru getting her teammate???

Reibhleann: um.

Reibhleann: online random selection?

Artixadin: is that how you are supposed to be getting your teammate???

Reibhleann: I mean

Reibhleann: maybe

Artixadin has renamed this conversation to “Hero Bhaltair is a dirty rotten cheater”

Reibhleann: so are you helping me or not

Artixadin: I suppose

Reibhleann: yaaaaay

Artixadin: [check it out.png]

Reibhleann: oh my gosh

Reibhleann: is that

Reibhleann: is that what I think it is

Artixadin: yup

Reibhleann: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reibhleann: I know we’ve been talking about this for months but IT FEELS SO MUCH MORE REAL NOW

Artixadin: HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT BUYING THE THING!!!!!!!!!!!

Reibhleann: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Artixadin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The quality of the video and the way that the camera wobbles slightly and doesn’t quite strictly stay steady are all the signs really needed to tell that it was taken on a mobile phone.

The location is an airport, in the arrivals area. There are several people from the most recent flight entering.

The camera briefly pans to a young woman, with blue hair tied back in a pleat and a thick scarf hiding half of her face, bouncing up and down on her toes.

“You’re very excited,” says an off-camera voice, presumably the one filming.

“Mmhmm,” the woman replies, eyes focused entirely ahead on the arrivals.

Abruptly, she gasps and her pupils visibly dilate, the scarf shifting and the corners of her eyes crinkling upwards in a clear ear-to-ear grin.

She takes off running.

The camera shakes as it is frantically moved in order to follow the near inhuman speed she moves with, managing to reorient and refocus just in time to catch her running towards a brunet man who vaults over the arrivals barrier rather than go around to the gap for the exit.

As soon as they are close enough, she jumps, wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his torso. His own arms come up to hug her in kind, but the momentum throws them both off, resulting in them both crashing to the ground.

The camera bobs slightly as the one filming approaches the two. They are wrapped around each other like octopuses, holding tightly as though the other will disappear if they let go. Their faces are buried in each other’s shoulders and it’s unclear if the sound they are making is crying or laughter or some combination of both.]

#10 Days of Hero Shipping #Artix Von Krieger #hero bhaltair #Dragonfable #dragonfable fanfic #I HAD!!! SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS!!!#MOST OF IT WAS WINGING IT BECAUSE HOW DO CHATFIC #BUT THE REST WAS JUST SHAMELESS FUN & SNARK

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Do all of them just. Do them all

W e l l t h e n o k 1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Uhm no one really...I don't think I've really gotten close to anyone in a month or three2. Are you outgoing or shy?Shy, I have terrible anxiety with that as well  3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?Uhm no one I think ?? I don't really have any plans  4. Are you easy to get along with?I'm usually very friendly to anyone and I try not to exclude anyone at all so I'd say sure ! 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?I would hope so...I doubt they would want to but eh I'll take care of myself like I always do anyways  6. What kind of people are you attracted to?I think as long as you show me trust, get close to me, care, and you're just in general nice to me I can end up having feelings lol but idk tbh 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?I mean...have u seen how unattractive I am who am I attracting in 2 months it takes me years to get a relationship (so basically no plus now I have some bad trust issues so it won't really be easy to get me to want to date) 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?I don't like anyone from the male gender l o l I'm gay :,-)9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?I use to be okay with it but now it just...I hate it. If we aren't too close I won't talk about it  10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?My friend yoosung !! (Lov u yoosung)  11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?"True....." 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?1. Lust for life by Lana del Ray and The Weeknd 2. Thighs by Bry 3. Hang on by Yukari 4. Maybe by Alina Baraz 5. Say my name by Odesza  13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?Yes !!! If you're close to me I don't mind having my hair touched in fact I adore it  14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Yes...but miracles never come true for me and I rarely have much luck  15. What good thing happened this summer?Nothing honestly, I wished this summer would be amazing but here I am now  16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?Yea but I doubt they even like me lol 17. Do you think there is life on other planets?👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 18. Do you still talk to your first crush?No, he's an abusive shit  19. Do you like bubble baths?I love them !!!  20. Do you like your neighbors?I don't interact with them at all  21. What are you bad habits?Too many to list probably but I control them as much as I can  22. Where would you like to travel?Anywhere is fine actually !! I like adventure n stuff  23. Do you have trust issues?Yea...they actually got a lot worse two months ago  24. Favorite part of your daily routine?My skincare routine !!  25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?That's hard to say because there's so many parts of me that I would change 26. What do you do when you wake up?I brush my teeth, shower, brush my hair, do my skincare routine, then get dressed, then eat(in no particular order)  27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?I don't really care anymore although being tan would be nice  28. Who are you most comfortable around?There use to be one person I was very close to but I lost trust for them, so atm I have no one  29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?No  30. Do you ever want to get married?Yea, it's actually a dream of mine. It's dumb but a dream  31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?Yes 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?I hate threesomes they disgust me so no one :)  33. Spell your name with your chinKeanugge 34. Do you play sports? What sports?I like dancing !! And running  35. Would you rather live without TV or music?Music I can live without tv  36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?Yea, there's been one or two people I've been interested in but my anxiety never let me tell them  37. What do you say during awkward silences?I meme  38. Describe your dream girl/guy?Already answered !! I just want someone who loves me back as much as I love them  39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?Forever 21 bc it's cheap lol, but I love H&M and top shop  40. What do you want to do after high school?Idk, I just want to be a doctor, that's it, maybe I'll die idk have a stroke  41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?Not everyone, but some yea  42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?It either means I'm uncomfortable or I'm shy ☺️  43. Do you smile at strangers?I'm not sure ???  44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Outer space !! I love the ocean but the bottom of it terrifies me (plus i can't swim)  45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?Honestly I never want to get up but the sims ...makeup...hell yeck  46. What are you paranoid about?Never being appreciated and never being loved, or being loved but then being dropped out of no where  47. Have you ever been high? No  48. Have you ever been drunk?Yes many times 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?No I'm not really interesting  50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?It was pink !!  51. Ever wished you were someone else?Yes, many times 😔 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?Everything  53. Favourite makeup brand?Colourpop  54. Favourite store?Any store that has food n bread  55. Favourite blog?Hm..idk !! There are so many blogs I love it's impossible to list them all  56. Favourite colour? Pink !! But I love blue and white too  57. Favourite food? Bread  58. Last thing you ate?Bread 59. First thing you ate this morning?Do u wanna guess ?? It was bread 60. Ever won a competition? For what?I won an art contest once !! That was my pride for 2 straight months  61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?Nope I'm a good noodle  62. Been arrested? For what?No  63. Ever been in love? Yea...woooooo boy  64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?We were cuddling and it just kinda happened I guess ?? I don't remember too much other than it was soft shy but cute I loved it  65. Are you hungry right now?Yes 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?Sometimes  67. Facebook or Twitter?Twitter  68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr  69. Are you watching tv right now?Yes  70. Names of your bestfriends? Silvia, Yoosung, Jumin, and some others  71. Craving something? What?Bread  72. What colour are your towels?A soft clear white 72. How many pillows do you sleep with?A ton honestly it's pillow heaven  73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?Yes 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?I have a ton on this one sofa in one room  75. Favourite animal?I've always really loved dolphins  76. What colour is your underwear?Don't know don't care  77. Chocolate or Vanilla?Chocolate  78. Favourite ice cream flavour?Strawberry  79. What colour shirt are you wearing?Pink 80. What colour pants?Pink and grey (sweats) 81. Favourite tv show?SpongeBob !  82. Favourite movie?Coraline or the corpse bride  83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?Mean girls  84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?Mean girls I guess ?? Haven't seen the other one  85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?Regina bc she's a bitch although I do hate her too  86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?Dory 87. First person you talked to today?yoosung  88. Last person you talked to today? Silvia  89. Name a person you hate?My abusive ex  90. Name a person you love?Idk if I should name them  91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?Yes..many  92. In a fight with someone?Mm no not really I hope not anyways  93. How many sweatpants do you have?A few  94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?A lot  95. Last movie you watched?Bambi  96. Favourite actress?Right now I'm in love with Emily fields  97. Favourite actor?I liked Daniel Radcliffe as a kid so I'll say him  98. Do you tan a lot?No  99. Have any pets?No  100. How are you feeling?Sad, like I have been for the last month(s)  101. Do you type fast?Yes I'm sonic at typing  102. Do you regret anything from your past?Many things  103. Can you spell well?Yea  104. Do you miss anyone from your past?Yea  105. Ever been to a bonfire party?No 106. Ever broken someone’s heart?No but my heart is always being broken  107. Have you ever been on a horse?Yes  108. What should you be doing?Sleeping  109. Is something irritating you right now?Yea many things  110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?That's my current state actually and I absolutely hate it  111. Do you have trust issues?Yea  112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?Can't think of one ...I usually cry alone but I rarely cry tbh  113. What was your childhood nickname?Most of them were pretty much rude stuff they'd tell me  114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Several times 115. Do you play the Wii?Use to  116. Are you listening to music right now?No  117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?Sometimes 118. Do you like Chinese food?Yes I love it  119. Favourite book?Any Harry Potter book tbh but also Alice in Wonderland  120. Are you afraid of the dark?No  121. Are you mean?Sometimes actually no yea I can be very mean  122. Is cheating ever okay?Hell no I'll kick any cheaters ass  123. Can you keep white shoes clean?No I'm too clumsy for that  124. Do you believe in love at first sight?No 125. Do you believe in true love?Yes...mm but it never comes my way so I don't hope anymore  126. Are you currently bored?Yea 127. What makes you happy?Some certain ppl but idk if they really feel the same .... 128. Would you change your name?Yea  129. What your zodiac sign?Aquarius  130. Do you like subway?No the subway here in Los Angeles is terrible and dirty and filled with creeps  131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?Uh I don't like boys ...:/ sorry  132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?Yoosung  133. Favourite lyrics right now?"Were the masters of our own fate/ were the captains of our own souls" 134. Can you count to one million?I can try  135. Dumbest lie you ever told?Can't think of one  136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?Closed 137. How tall are you?I'm 5'3" 138. Curly or Straight hair?I have curly hair  139. Brunette or Blonde?Brunette  140. Summer or Winter?Winter, summer is too hot n terrible  141. Night or Day?Night 142. Favourite month?Anywhere from November - March  143. Are you a vegetarian?No 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?Milk chocolate  145. Tea or Coffee?Both  146. Was today a good day?Nope  147. Mars or Snickers?Idk I don't really eat either of them  148. What’s your favourite quote?Idk tbh  149. Do you believe in ghosts?Yes  150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?It literally says "the modern idiot" (sounds like something I'd tell myself tbh)

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