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Nothing like being fine, having a good week, and then suddenly everything is Not Fine
#molly vents#i'm still grieving and it's still hard#when i lost my best friend (not through death!!!!) my mom suggested that we could go out for ice cream#but not just the two of us like invite my cousin as well#it was gonna happen tomorrow#my cousin's brother and mom were gonna come to#i had to wait a while for this because schedules just weren't working out#i was so excited#but nope that ain't happening#because of course its not#and this is leading me into a spiral like i am NOT okay#making posts here because like i just#the one person i'd go to is no longer my friend so like what do i do#i feel so overwhelmed and self destructive (mentally not physically thankfully)#i know there are things i can do to help myself but it all feels so overwhelming#i am way to overwhelmed#the tiniest of things are causing me to break down#i literally cannot take it right now i can't stop crying#i don't know who to reach out to or HOW#if someone spoke to me right now i think i'd just cry even more i literally can't handle my emotions#gufijdksgdoafpdosafd i just want my friend back
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so i thought i had sent an email to someone yesterday about a job (that is, my mum's boss) and that was all fine, sent it from my phone while on a train out for the day. got a call ten minutes ago. 'she didn't get your email'. yeah i know because i'm checking my outbox right now and i can't see my email either, nor in my drafts, nor my other email account in case i sent it from the wrong one. 'how embarrassing'. well, yes. it is, actually. evidently you think it's embarrassing for you too. and i'm sorry. i'll get on it. i'll send it. 'you can bring your laptop with you if you want to get work done' (i'm popping into where she works to help with some other diy things). no thanks. i won't get any work done there, actually. 'what's wrong?'. embarrassing. 'oh, i know, but it happens. it's fine, don't worry about it. she hasn't made a decision yet and will likely need to ask [person] so it's okay'. yes well i need to send the email and luckily my draft-draft of it is on my notes app on my phone, so, bye.
i think i'm stressed enough about this potential job situation as it is, without needing to be told: 'embarrassing'. thanks.
#idk what happened bc my phone app said it sent. that's that. but if the train wifi or my data decided 'nope' well what can i say#i'm starting to think the stress ain't worth it you know#maybe. maybe i just don't need a job yet. maybe that is too much for me right now.#especially since im STILL DOING A DISSERTATION AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT#:)#helia rants#feeling evil feeling like i wanna cry ♡
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Song of the Day: March 26
"Songs About Rain" by Gary Allan
#song of the day#you might think that this is the opposite of 'Groovy Little Summer Song' but nope! closer to same because (drumroll)#they are one of the very best categories of thing: Country Songs About Country Songs#I love them. I adore them#'Songs About Rain' is one of the strongest and best examples of type I have (also 'Cheatin Songs' by Midland. impeccable)#'and it sure ain't easin my pain / all these songs like / Rainy Night in Georgia / Kentucky Rain#Here Comes That Rainy Day Feelin Again / Blues Eyes Cryin in the Early Mornin Rain#they go on and on and there's no two the same / oh it would be easy to blame / all these songs about rain'#what a gift. what a delight. legitimately hard to sing this song in a mournful voice because it makes me so damn happy#anyway as you might glean from how this is posting at 3 pm my time: my sleep schedule is /fucked/#I did have part of the bad conversation with my boss on Monday (immediately followed by garden times#which so overtook me that I spoke only about the garden and good spring feeling in my song post. what a blessing the garden is)#but mostly what happened is I said 'hey it is technically possible for me to make this but it will not help it will not do anything useful'#and my boss said 'but you can make it' and I said 'yes but we shouldn't. it will be a waste of time' and she said 'make it by Thursday'#and I said 'I absolutely cannot make it by Thursday. if I finish instead this better thing I've already been working on--'#and she said 'no we don't care about that thing. make part of the useless thing. by Thursday morning'#and I said 'if I bring you part of the useless thing and part of the good thing and I directly compare them in front of you--'#and she said 'we'll look at whatever you have Thursday morning but it's the useless thing we care about'#so the meeting is scheduled and I'm going to plead for the life of my better thing and probably the best I'll get is permission to do both#which is. I mean the useless thing is going to be a time-waster for sure but at least it won't be actively detrimental to anything?#it'll be fine I'll make it be fine. the inherent problems of when your boss doesn't actually know what you do for them I guess :/#(also maybe. maybe if it comes down to it. maybe I'll just make the good thing for myself and use it to make my own life better#and someday maybe they'll ask for a project that works and then I'll be able to dramatically unveil it but either way I'll benefit from it#hmm maybe yeah)
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Irl JDS stop striving further and further away from the original Everything of the games challenge. TRY TO STOP THROWING AWAY YOUR OWN EXCUSE OF "OH EVERYTHING IS SEPIA AND BLACK BECAUSE IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING DIMENSION" CHALLENGE . PLEASE DEAR GOD
#I CAN'T FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS MAN#WHEN THEY REVEALED THE FIRST SCREENSHOT FROM THE CAGE#I LITERALLY HAD A BODERLINE PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE OF THE COLOUR RED. YOU'RE KIDDING ME#I MAY BE UNSTABLE AND STUPID WHEN IT COMES TO THIS SERIES#BUT GOD FUCKING DAMN#WHAT HAPPENED TO INK. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUN STYLE. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MYSTERY AND ATMOSPHERE AND EVERYTHING#THIS GAME IS LIKE A SECOND HOME TO ME WHY ARE THEY DESECRATING IT WITH IDEAS THAT DON'T FIT INTO THE WORLD#UAAGGHH h#I miss batim so much I miss batim so fucking much why did they change so much in so many weird ways#fuck !!#ain't tagging this because i feel it's too negative and personal issue fuelled for the rest of the fandom#shinji chair /ref#body horror cw#body horror tw#tw body horror#cw body horror#body horror#just in case tags#Nope !! !
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Watching last twilight and I'm sorry but I just can't with day. Yeah he's going through some shit but my god....also wanna give night the biggest hug. I sincerely hope we'll see some fucking character development from day the next couple of episodes!
#last twilight the series#last twilight day#i said what i said#this behavior ain't it#like get your shit together#maybe try therapy#but stop feeling sorry for yourself#and stop blaming everyone else for the shit you're going through#sometimes shit happens#and it sucks#and it's valid to be angry at the situation#but treating others like shit cause you're unhappy??#big nope#okay i'm done
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Somehow I'm gonna have to even stay away from my notifs tab here for the next 13 days because I'm afraid that people whose pfps are For The Future leaks will interact with my posts. Gonna have to stick to dashboard only, not even check the notes on posts, and just do more drawing and reading books till then :S
I don't think I can DM anyone either till then. Looks like I'll be on Discord for any DM-ing
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Once again, the way S02A adds new plots and new characters and they all struggle to contend for screentime in each episode, is palpable.
#I don't go episode by episode in S02A so far because I barely have anything new to say#same opinions same issues since the 2021 rewatch#they just get more solid and more noticeable#they obviously try to shift the focus since more serious stuff has happened and will happen#so there should be bigger comedy between bigger stakes right?#nope it's often not done well#and the Isabella arc between it all just...#the funniest thing in the arc is that they seem to actually pretend everything is sooo serious with her *even* when it comes to the#“this could cause literal war” angle but then the characters just... don't care and this isn't a commentary for anything it all just gets#thrown outta the window for some more drama and when it's time for the arc to end#and the Bali Bey and Armin shlock also comes in and it gets even *worse* in each rewatch how is this possible?#and the show just can't balance all these plots sadly it's such a mess#the thing is that the heavy stuff with Hürrem Ibrahim Hatice Nigar Süleiman is sooo interesting and sooo compelling actually#it always fascinates me but it's piled in with all the rest and it makes the eps in general seem like filler even when they very much ain't#the *nadier* of said filler feel is honestly Bali Bey's pathetic feud with signor Gritti I was so glad to have erased from my memory#why oh why?#you could've just... not gone with Eleniki that one night Bali why should Gritti appease you exactly???#Isabella also being there as a noble woman to challenge Hürrem's status becomes even more obvious now since her first scene comes in#right after Hürrem tells Mihrimah that she as a princess will do what her mother couldn't due to her hurt of the scandal with Hatice in E26#but once again *it would've worked more* if it were utilized for more than pretty much... two scenes#and if we didn't have a stronger setup with Hafsa and Hatice (and even Mahi's charity) throughout all of the half-season and later on too#(Hatice and Isabella and Mihrimah's ties as royal princesses cropping up in these episodes are interesting tho)#okay I will stop complaining about S02A already and will keep on going with the rewatch focusing on what I like instead#magnificent century#muhteşem yüzyıl#muhtesem yuzyil
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The beginning of Yakuza 0 Chapter 11 was of course very serious (and painful to watch as someone who has gotten way too attached to Majima). But also, like...
I can't stop thinking about how much the blood on his mouth looked like lipstick.
#not a reblog#yakuza 0#majima goro#i've started imagining this as a goromi origin story#majima goes to wash up after this#sees himself in the mirror and is like 'huh that shade ain't half-bad on me'#thinks nothing more of it until he's at sunshine sometime and makeup is laid out and no one is around#fun fact i'd been planning a post about tiny details in the animation that carry so much weight#or rambling about the stuff that happened at the end of that chapter#but nope this is what stuck at the front of my brain#i'm sorry i'm inflicting it on all of you#but i need to scream about these games and the tumblr void is as good a place as any
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Replays are fun because I can remember all my silly headcanons. Like Mir does not vibe with Solas immediately because he just grabs his hand and forces a rift close.
Mir is instantly suspicious in a way he can't verbalize, and while they do eventually become something shade of friendly, that odd note suspicion never really leaves him.
#solas just reminds mir of his brother#in an odd way#so his alarm bells are like 'nope nope nope!!'#solas ain't mahrenan tho and mir eventually gets there#(and then trespasser happens~~)#gabe stfu#mir lavellan
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I'm so tired of having a mental breakdown every time a totally random and normal thing happens that could have been easily fixed by asking my parents for help
#i solve totally random and normal things every day of my life without breaking a sweat#in fact I'm very good at thinking on my feet and troubleshooting stuff because I've actively trained myself for that#but the second the vague idea of “your mother/father could fix this easily” appears in my head#my brain shuts down like it's a computer and it's y2k#last time i had to call a friend in tears because the painters accidentally covered some holes in my wall that were drilled there on purpose#and now i had an anxiety attack in the middle of the street because i lost my bus card and it was my father's because he gets a discount for#being retired#is it a significant discount? yeah#am i gonna go broke for not having it anymore? nope#in fact i had another bus card in my wallet that i got years ago so all i had to do was put money in that one#but the last time this happened i just asked my father to get a new one and this time i can't#and my brain keeps breaking over the dumbest shit#is this what people whose parents die go through#cause mine aren't dead but in a lot of ways it feels like they are#i mean my father would be overjoyed if i called and asked him for help#but he would also call me by the wrong name and make me feel like my whole identity isn't valid#so that ain't going to happen#anyway does it eventually stop or is this gonna keep happening forever#alex txt
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and not HYBE lying about what kind of scooter it is................................
on the fucking scooter my brother...........................
#they acting like that shit a kickboard but if you see the CCTV that's looking more like a moped or an e-bike to me#Vespa even. probably isn't but yk the shit already#they want that man cancelled and out of the band that's the only reason i can think of for them lying and obscuring shit at every#turn. 'electric kickboard' nope. 'had one drink' not by that BAC. fr y'all don't even like yourselves??????#and on a busy street too. cars and all that shit passing if he wobbled or lost control we'd be hearing he got himself fucked#up under a car somewhere and holding a funeral the actual fuck.#could have just taken a taxi. a fucking taxi. we wouldn't be here.#why am i invested in this???? hmm idk bc it's drunk driving and international A*MYs seem to think that since it's their fave#he should get off scotch-free. nope. sorry ain't happening#news: why the fuck you lyinggggggggg (scootergate)
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Soy demasiado viejo para esto...
#No.#Sure the mexican in me is saying to do it but nope#I need to calm down and it ain't even that serious#like come on now#I haven't been angry in a while so I am proud of that achievement really#Like I haven't screamed or decided to punch someone#For about two months :D#Today I simply got annoyed and little things kept happening that has been pissing me off more but I am not that mad#because one thing
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Smeraldo garden marching band - JM
Song and MV - My thoughts
Very long post ahead. Seeing that @andy-wm wrote such an amazing post already, I am sending whoever hasn't read it to go read and like it.
I agree with @andy-wm's thoughts and am going to use it as a base to mine, jot down a few points I would like to either add or emphasize. I could have reblogged, but I felt there was just too much I wanted to convey and better I do it in a separate post.
So let's get it.
Where where where do I start?
Maybe from the end, seeing that the song does seem to open and closes with the BTS reference.
I do agree the song is not JM singing his love to Army.
I've seen Army trying to twist and turn it around once again making it all about Army, JM telling us things he couldn't tell us before, the truth he couldn't before - that he loves army? Say what? Since when did he not tell Army he loved us? Since when was that a truth that had to be hidden? Nah. It's funny how people are getting the whole connection to the Smeraldo flower, the connection to The truth untold (will talk about that a little more later on), but are not willing to take that one extra step and see or admit what that thing JM telling us is.
There is a reason this song comes after Set me free Pt. 2!!
This is a different JM. One that decided to live his life as himself, flying away free like a butterfly.
And he connects the dots in the MV.
This is about something that was obviously hidden by him until now, something he is telling us now, a secret he is letting us in on, once he told "all the opps" to fuck off.
These lines here:
All the things we couldn't say before And your hidden feelings too I'll tell you everything now (Just for you) Don't you worry anymore Since we’re together now Let's be a little more honest (Let's go)
Clear as day.
This is about hidden feelings (and not necessarily hidden from the person he loves but from us, as we are the audience and it's time to tell us about it). Same btw with the honesty. Not that he hasn't been honest with that person he loves, but it's time to be honest with us, perhaps practice that same honesty that certain person has been trying to practice throughout 2023.
This is JM's time. JM's secret to tell.
So why, oh why the hell would it be about his love for Army and wanting to hold our flaming hands????? Please make it make sense.
Forget the fact that the lyrics are just not it. Nope. He might love army but he definitley doesn't want army, and spare me any reasoning, JM is a big boy and he KNOWS what it means when he says "I want you babe...", and it ain't him wanting Army. Nope. Nah. No way.
On top of that, by now we know that everything JM does is for a reason, and the 12 June in the lyrics is no different. This is about BTS, not Army, and the idea of the bookending, I love love love that one. This exactly:
That means the events happening in the song, happen within the context of Bangtan. Reading between the lines, the person he is singing to/about is within Bangtan.
Ah, and there is this too:
No special course in reading comprehension needed here.
Not a love song to army. If it wasn't clear from the lyrics then it's said here. A song JM wrote for army to help them express their feelings for a loved one when they are having issues doing so themselves (all part of the layering I will talk about later on).
I'll just say here that JM is the king of layering. One song and MV containing messages within messages.
One more thing about that ending frame from JM though.
When the curtains rise and the lights turn on Everyone is in their places Turn up the music I think we’re ready now Let's begin one, two Put your hands up
These lines.
As I was watching the MV for the first time reading those lines, this is what popped straight into mind (and speaking of popping, I will get to that too, that naughty cutie, sexy, lovely man of ours and his not so innocent innuendos - yes, I do think his mind was going there):
When do you feel your heart connected with another member ?
"...when my eyes naturally meet Jimin's and we high five..."
*Side note: not JK telling us his heart is connected with JM basically all the time...
I guess JK is talking about moments like that.
When I saw/heard those lines in JM's song it felt like the one JM was talking to in that moment wasn't all of the members, but that one person standing on that stage with him, that one person that he just said all his "I love you"s to.
Oh, and a little example of nothing being coincidental and fully thought out by JM:
Ok then.
Just as @andy-wm mentioned, JM gives us hints galore throughout the whole MV as to who that individual is he is speaking to, confessing his love to (again, all while also clearly talking to us letting us in on that secret that he was hiding until now).
We have him hinting to what it ain't.
That the person in question is not of the female variety. The potentially romantic moments are only with the male characters. That "yes sir" add-on.
Ooh, I love you babe I'll come closer to you I love you, babe (Yes, sir) Ooh, I want you, babe I wanna hold your hand I want you, babe
This is no mistake. This is not in the live version only. This is part of the actual lyrics. As is.
We have him giving us hints in the staging, the choreo, the set connecting with Serendipity.
The you are me I am you in the MV choreo
And prey tell, who took ownership of that one, eh?
We have the bubbles.
And specifically JM in a bubble.
Wait, what am I seeing there?
JM in a bubble with sunflowers?
Sun-flowers?
I guess we're in the business of recreating moments then.
Not quite enough, right?
So we have JM literally using Golden hour lighting in his MV. All while the sunflowers (you know, those that grow towards the sun, and usually don't tend to open up and flourish as the sun is going down) are blooming.
Oh, and who are they directed towards if not the recipient of JM's confession? You know, the sun part of the sun and moon duo. Get with it people. You should be reciting this off by heart by now.
Oh, @andy-wm you asked and I will reply. You are not crazy AT ALL. I will say it one more time and clearly:
The sunflowers, that represent the sun as in themselves, are blooming facing towards the camera, in the direction of JM's love confession, all while doing so when the sun is actually supposedly setting, it being Golden hour.
And if it's Golden hour we are talking about, how can we forget this?
Just JK telling us JM is the love of his life during Golden Hour .
See full clip here:
And now we have JM doing just the same.
Who would have thought?
So, basically the flowers are blooming facing (because of) the individual that JM is confessing his love to - you know, the sun to his moon.
Same moon that was doing this:
Every night You spin me up high The moon with you in its arms Let me have a taste Give me a good ride (Oh, I'm fallin', I'm fallin', I'm fallin') It's gon' be a good night (Oh, I'm fallin') Forever you and I
And if we are already drawing the lines between SGMB and Like crazy, then how about this perhaps connecting line:
We know how personal Face was to JM. We know that every single song is him through and through. We know Like crazy is about him struggling during the pandemic.
We saw his breakdown during the MOTS ONE live streamed concert.
This was October 2020, around 6 months into the pandemic. The uncertainty. This is their first performance and from there until Muster another 9 months go by. We know from Festa 2022 that the pandemic screwed up all of their plans. the uncertainty, working on and releasing Be and then Butter and PTD everything leading up to the PTD online concert, a year after MOTS ON:E. For those that performing is their life, standing in front of an audience and giving it their all, it's a hard pill to swallow. The unknown, if they will ever get back to perform on stage in front of a live audience, when this is who they are, their essence, it can be unbearable. JM wasn't the only performer to go through this. It's just that he shared this with us.
And JK was there by his side.
And all he wanted was to make it better.
Just like he did during the concert itself.
So yeah, I do believe it's JK referenced in that song.
And Yeah, like everything JM does, this song too, and it's MV, are layered.
And SMF pt. 2 is him breaking free, flying away like a butterfly and moving on to SGMB. Now he can say what he feels out loud for EVERYONE TO HEAR. And he's telling that someone that was worried about him, that one that stood by JM's side and perhaps JM felt like he was trying to save him, that it's ok, there is nothing to worry about anymore. And unlike in Like crazy, where JM doesn't want to be woken up from that dream, and he is fighting that person that wants to save him, at this point he's eager to wake up and live each day a new with that person he loves blossoming by his side.
Same person he wrote the Letter to?
Yep. Same person.
I do believe that they are all one. Same person by his side in Like crazy, giving him a good ride, in his arms, trying to save JM. Same person he wrote his love letter to. And same person he's telling that he loves in SGMB.
And then there are these lines to consider:
All the things we couldn't say before And your hidden feelings too
Is JM confessing to that person, to us and for that person too? Telling us the feelings are mutual. Hidden until now, from us, and now out in the open.
And yes, although SGMB is JM confessing his love to that person (cough JK cough), he's already done that in a song, right? So what now?
Layering peeps.
JM is telling that person, but more so, I do believe, telling us.
Remember how Letter was hidden? Yes, we got to hear it, but it was hidden on JM's album. Like a secret that isn't to be shared with everyone. Like something that needs to be hidden. And here comes the layering again - it's hidden cause it's a private letter to the one he loves, but also hidden because it's something that cannot be revealed publicly, because he's an idol and 'not allowed' to have such a personal relationship and because the relationship itself is 'not allowed', being with another man.
And now we have SGMB. Not only is the song not hidden away, but it's out there in the open. Loud and proud. The first single released from Muse. How louder or more public can it get than that?
Ok, so feels like a good place to talk about the song's choice of name and its lyrics for a sec.
Much has been said already about the Smeraldo flower, it's meaning and The Truth Untold.
And now we have this:
"The longing to confess and find love on behalf of those unable to articulate their feelings..."
Let's talk about this sentence for a second.
One of the things we get from the MV is cupid or matchmaker JM. Not only is he telling his person how he feels, he is also helping those around him express their love. So, as usual we have a layered message, oh so like JM to do in his well thought out messages. JM 'confessing' to his love, but also to us about his love (first 2 layers) and another layer of JM helping us, his audience, to express our feelings to whomever we wish to and are struggling to do so. Oh and another layer to it all is the one surrounding all three, the one that connects to the Smeraldo flower and it's part in The Truth Untold - that part of allowing to show your true colours, your true feeling, and not be rejected for them, not necessarily by the person you love, but by those that surround you and will not accept your true self or your love for each other.
The connecting lines between the two songs.
And we know who this song meant so much to as well.
"But I still want you"...
So most definitley not a coincidence JM choosing the Smeraldo flower nor calling his band The Smeraldo Garden Marching Band, having them be the ones to deliver this oh so loud and proud message to us all.
One last thing before I leave you for now.
Let's talk for a sec about the new JM dance challenge?
We got cutie sexy lovely JM in this one.
And again, thanks @andy-wm for your lovely post.
Once again, if it wasn't clear already, the one he's paired up with is Loco, sitting there on the sofa, not even dancing with him, just there all googly eyed at JM, struggling to keep a straight face. And the end, omg, that end.
No Loco. That performance was not for you. And fyi, there is only one person JM is accepting flowers from ...
You know...
That one and the same person he was rushing home to pack for their trip to Japan the next day.
Same person he chose to enlist together with less than a month later.
#Jimin#JM#PJM2#SGMB JM#JM SGMB#Jikook#kookmin#minkook#junkook#jk#sun and moon couple#JK is the sun and JM is the moon period
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hello Duck Ily
Prehistoric Paradise
What's up I made a sequel to DLNS. This is not a joke. You can read the first chapter right here!
Here's the synopsis:
Keep reading
#orbits of fancy (reblog)#live react in tags don't read past this point if not caught up#IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE LAST I SEEN MY SON-#no but fr I waited long tf enough to start actually reading and doing a react to this sequel. IT'S GOT DINOS HOW COULD I#I remember reading this beginning part when Duck gave it as a teaser and it fr still evokes that first scene in the first JP movie#even if it's not really the same#SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA LMAO#Aaaaaa Sunny hanging out with Bonnie and learning magic has me so giddy. I adore them so#screaming. yellin. the fuckin anniversary card is killing meeee#oop there it is. we goin to dinotopia lads! FOR A WHOLE MONTH I-#tbh that's a pretty short time to go in and do manager type stuf. THE BOYS ALREADY JEALOUS OF POTENTIAL SUN AND MOON AT THE OTHER PARK#surely nothing will go wrong. nothing at all within that very short month of being there. nope. everything will be 100% fine mhm#My mother (who is terrified of dinosaurs in general) aside who WOULDN'T be excited for animatronic dinosaurs??#ok THERE'S the first scene of JP-like scene I was kind of expecting and worried about lmao#LMAO TYRONE IMMEDIATELY BEING LIKE 'it's not what you think hold up'#'just an accident' reading like 'it was just a glitch! it won't happen again' in this instant. hmmmm.#I'm SNIFFIN#“”“might”“” be in trouble MAN. We -JUST- told Sunny that we'd be okay look at us.#thank you Tyrone sir#OH SHIT THE REX CAN DO PARKOUR WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE. TIME TO FUCKIN GO#welp. shit. He got them big blue eyes we're a goner. time to call our boyfriends and be all 'fuck. y'all ain't gonna believe this shit'#ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER#I'm so sorry for spamming the dash with my in-tag-reaction posts
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How Jason and Roy became friends at a Burger King
Jason Todd: You seem familiar, have I threatened you in the past?
Roy Harper: Did you sell me China cat when I was addicted to heroin?
Jason Todd sat down at the table.
Jason: I'm sorry, I need to know more because we might be friends now. Oh shoot I think I do know you.
Roy: Are you selling me drugs?
Jason: Nope. Hey... did you shoot arrows and dress like peter pan?
Roy: It... it was more robin hood inspired.
Jason: Red hair... arrows... robin hood... Oh you're that moron's, Arrow, sidekick! Oh my God, it's so good to see you again! How you been?
Roy: On... heroin, falling out with Arrow, got married, had a daughter, lost custody, was on heroin and recovering.
Jason: Awesome, you are comfortable to tell me all of this. I like that.
Roy: I ain't got nothing left to lose. How do you know who I am?
Jason: I'll go with my trauma, okay, I was the second robin, died by the joker, was revived from the lazarus pit, went insane, worked with the ghuls for a few years, found Batman, tried to kill him, failed, crazy times man.
Jason laughed then sighed. Roy stared at him confused.
Jason: I am not making up a single thing I said... My name is Jason Todd, you met me before when I was a kid, oh and I fought my brother Nightwing and this annoying spoiled brat named Tim.
Roy: Oh my God, you're not lying. I was there when you made fun of his dead mom.
Jason: That's me!
Roy Harper: You're Jason Todd... Didn't you die?
Jason Todd: Yes, for 2 years actually, but then I wasn't... then I went insane... I'm kind of insane at the moment and I murder horrible people for money... And vengeance, but the money helps.
Jason poured salt in his glass of water and chugged it. Roy looked around nervous.
Roy (worried): Are you selling me drugs? Is this a test? Where's Green Arrow? I promised I wouldn't do them again.
Jason (concerned): No. I'm not selling drugs... I have cigarettes but I don't want that for a former drug addict. I just want to be friends with you... I want to... help you. I never got to do that with other drug addicts, and you look cool. I remember you were... the only guy nice to me.
Roy: I don't... I mean it was common human decency. When you died I was sad, on china cat, but sad.
Jason: Can we hang out then? Can I be your friend? Please.
Roy: Um, sure... I'm kind of friends with Nightwing at times.
Jason: Not anymore, you're my friend! We are friends! Nobody will take that from us! I will buy us bracelets. I heard a lot about you after I died and you are the perfect guy friend I could EVER have.
Roy (sincere): That was the nicest thing anyone has said to me.
Jason: I mean it too! I have not had friends in a while.
Roy: I can tell, but we're in a burger king so... this isn't the oddest thing that has happened in here.
Jason: This is great. What do you want to do? Go to a movie, a mission, a mission and a movie?
Roy: Okay, um, a mission if I can get paid.
Jason: Bitchin' let's go!
Jason stood up and yanked Roy out of his chair and they ran out of the burger king beginning their friendship and the outlaws.
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