#but noooo 🙄

[gaterrechinha]

I wish I had the money to pay for a breast reduction out of pocket whyyyy do i have to jump through all these hoops 😩 my doctor knows my back is fucked up it's been TWO YEARS and i'm still having to argue with traumatologist and eventually - hopefully - another plastic surgeon that i should get it done plssss just take my tits off

[stealthetrees]

“You will be able to recover in safety here in the Jedi temple,” said Anakin

“Thank you, sir,” said Fives.

“We will have guards outside in case someone tries anything.”

“Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please ple-“

“FINE!” Commander Fox shouted. “You can kidnap Fives but under NO circumstances are you to involve or implicate the Coruscant Guard! Of all the things for me to get caught for, it will not be your idiocy!”

“Yes sir!” Cheered Echo.

“Of course sir,” said Dogma. They ran off together to get Tup from medical where he was recovering from his recent fake death and smuggling to Coruscant.

“It may take a few weeks for him to return to full health but-“ the healer froze in the doorway and Rex had to stand on his toes to see over her. Fives was not in the bed where he had last seen him. He was held in between Echo and Tup, who where both dead. Of that Rex was sure.

They froze and stared, looking like deer in the headlights. Echo wore his ARC trooper armor, filthy and broken and covered in dripping blood. Tup was in his blacks with a line of blood across his throat.

“We, uh…. have come from the afterlife to collect this fallen brother,” said Echo, doing his best to sound mysterious and spooky. “His time has come.”

They tossed a still unconscious Fives out the window and jumped after him. Rex unfroze himself and ran to the window in time to see a speeder disappear around a building.

[allastoredeer]

Know of any Radioapple fics where Lucifer starts out as the jerk/dick in the relationship?

Unfortunately, I don’t have any radioapple fics where Lucifer starts out as the jerk 😔 which is a huge fucking shame.

I did recently go through the Hazbin tag on AO3 and saved a TON of fics that caught my eye, so maybe one of those will have it. I’ll keep you posted 👉👉

Not to self-promote but my radioapple series “Just Kiss Already” kind of starts out with Lucifer being a jerk in the beginning. It’s intermingled with him slowly developing feelings for Alastor and feeling obligated to help him for helping Charlie, but his bitchy side REALLY shows itself in the fourth installment “Chaggie’s Totally Legitimate Dating 101 Crash Course.”

I enjoy Lucifer and Alastor being mean to each other, but part of Lucifer’s character arc is going to focus on his aversion to sinners and how he thinks of them (in light of his growing feels gs to Alastor, a sinner who definitely earned his place in Hell) so he’s still going to have a lot jerky moments.

[lloydfrontera]

sometimes i do feel for the adaptation team of tged when it comes to the relationship between alicia and lloyd because like. they were fighting a losing battle since the very beginning.

either they respected the source material and got crazy people (me) pointing out that the protagonist has more chemistry and relationship build up with his best friend than he does with his supposed romantic interest.

or they change it in the adaptation to make alloyd have more interactions and build up and get crazy people (me) upset and questioning why they're omitting or changing scenes that make lloyd and javier's relationship deeper in the novel to make them seem less close than they truly are.

there's just no winning for them because this is something that is inextricable from the source material

in the novel lloyd and javier's relationship is the core of the plot. whatever they have going on is the heart of the entire thing. and either you accept that and the fact that there's bound to be people who will see it as something romantic and be disgruntled when lloyd is unceremoniously married off to someone he barely knew and did not want to marry for 90% of the novel. or you change it and completely destroy the core of the plot, ruining what's probably the best part of the story.

it's an impossible choice,,,, if you're someone who can't stand the idea of having a protagonist who's a little fruity with his best friend that is lmao

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dan and phil are like jesus in that they’re dramatic ass fruity men in their 30s always going like “i am making this SACRIFICE for THE PEOPLE” and everyone is like “no one asked you to do this in fact we’d all rather you just did not do this” and they’re like “IT IS TOO LATE NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED” and we’re like “no no we didn’t want this actually and you made this decision with your whole ass adult brain you truly could have just not done this and we’d all be better off for it but now we all have to suffer because YOU refuse to say no to shit” and i think that’s ridiculous stupid annoying awful beautiful

[devilishdelights]

vere is such a real one u tell him u have cramps and he goes oh really? then rips your guts out and goes how’s that for cramps you cunt. thank you vere

[roychewtoy]

who the hell is this guy

[penofwildfire]

Y'know I'm pretty sure obsessively thinking about a lego cartoon all day every day for over a decade to the point that it's a key part of your entire personality and one of the first things people know about you is just. Not a very allistic thing to do. Y'know? You understand me?

[eryanlainfa]

Look what I found in the drafts 😭 I'm cringe but I'm free-

It's uh darkingdom au. With human vs witches stuffs. And this takes place after Var discovers Aiden's a Venefica and he's having inner conflict between his feelings and what he was taught.-

I am very normal about them what do you mean-

[depravedangelbaby]

i'm always soo weak n usable when i wake up.. if u even care

[trevisso]

the more i read abt lucanis the more i realize just how insane it is that he & lleyth were literally like. RIGHT THERE. like two ships passing in the night. so intrinsically woven into each others' backstories and being none the wiser etc etc

[livvyofthelake]

i'm actually so funny on storygraph and you bitches WISH you were there. you fuckin wish.

[fappellmoan]

oh great heavens

[stellaluna33]

Every now and then, I remember that the movie version of "the Phantom of the Opera" decided that the Phantom needed to look like a hot guy with some moderate scarring on one side of his face, and then defended their choice with the explanation, "People were really judgemental in the 19th century. They totally would have demonized and ostracized a hot guy with scarring on one side of his face," and then it makes me furious all over again.

[buildarocketboys]

I wish fanfic writer was a job so I could do it full time instead of my actual job, UGH

[bklynmusicnerd]

Only potential entertainment value coming this week is how Angela reacts to Makensy nominating her with Leah's consent.

Everything else is the same ol proxy war between Chelsie and Leah. If they don't take a direct shot at each other during the DE, I'm officially over it.