#but no I shan’t

[jask-jaskier-jaskiest]

Was listening to Swan Lake while cooking eggplants (as you do). Roommate appears, completely serious “That’s Barbie”. Proceeds to tell them that “Bitch that’s Tchaikovsky!?”. Roommate went through all stages of grief in .2 second. They know they shall never escape this mistake I shall keep bringing it back over and over again anytime they play any classical music I’ll be waiting with “that’s Barbie”

[emily-e-draws]

it’s her turn!!!

[quiltedlovers]

the rain is so loud right now i feel like im in a nautical novel

[shepscapades]

[cuntychappell]

Sabrina Carpenter & Chappell Roan - A Nonsense Christmas With Sabrina Carpenter

[heresylog]

Overheard a bishop say, “I actually allow myself to enjoy things. I’m not a Protestant.”

[kingsdodecahedron]

crazey girl

[rathonk]

she chil on my chuck til i tims

[karalovesallthegirls]

Also have another “first words spoken to you are on your skin” soulmate AU idea where Kara is a journalist assigned to shadow the controversial CEO of L-Corp for the day. It’s a big deal for her to get this assignment, so of course she trips the second she’s near the other woman and tries awkwardly to redeem herself.

The CEO stares at her almost in shock, and then says nothing. At all. Ever, for the entire day.

Kara spends hours following Lena Luthor around trying to fill the silence, but no amount of questions get her to talk. Lena almost seems to be running away at some points - like she’s trying to lose her? - and the few times she’s managed to catch her actually talking to someone she goes silent the second she sees Kara.

She asks around if Miss Luthor is usually like this and everyone looks at her like she’s crazy. Apparently she’s the only one who gets the silent treatment. By the end of her first day shadowing she’s walking away with half a page of observations and not a single quote. Miss Grant is going to kill her.

But that’s okay. It’s fine, this isn’t over. She has four days of shadowing ahead of her and she’ll be damned if she doesn’t finish this with a quote from the woman herself. It’s only a matter of time.

[deep-space-lines]

So we know Gabriel’s armor changes color from a default silver to red when he’s super pissed. Implying his armor changes color with his emotions (because he’s a special little princess).

So the obvious question is: can he blush

[puddii-ng]

random old and miscellaneous shumika funnies

[artchixs]

hatchetfield brainrot continues

[zorosdimples]

“i—” yuuji swallows, lips a hair’s breadth from yours, “i’ve never done, uh, this before.” he brushes the seam of your mouth with a calloused thumb. the softness makes him sigh.

your fingers weave through his cropped locks, strands the color of a peony curled within itself, waiting (yet ready) to bloom. his honeyed gaze seeps into your own, slowing time. he’s sweet and eager and afraid; the fear looks foreign as it tugs on his boyish features.

you examine him for a moment, wondering what god you appeased to be lucky enough to lay here with yuuji. “we don’t have to do anything if you don’t want to, yuu. i’m happy to stay just like this; whatever you want, i want.”

his dark lashes flutter, focus drifting from your lips back up to your eyes. “i want you,” he rasps. “if you’ll have me. if you don’t mind, ah… helping.” his freckled cheeks burn, flushed crimson from the tips of his ears to the neck of his shirt.

“there’s nothing you could ask for that i would say no to,” you chuckle, pressing your forehead against his. he finally graces you with his brilliant smile—the one that rivals the radiance of the sun

“don’t tempt me, now.”

your lips ghost his. “i wouldn’t dream of it.”

[townsofclownss]

idk either man (tommy’s hat is inspired by @//tobisaw’s tommy design!!)

[barbieaemond]

funny how my back arches when he does this

[tsuchinokoroyale]

When the spot got a sauna that doesn’t work 🔥