#but my pride…ouch

[danepopfrippery]

The two most insulting things that has ever happened to me is 1) arriving in la i got in an uber and the driver put on TAYLOR SWIFT (like hed been playing latino music, no i did not request he change it and while i like a small dose of taylor id have kept the latino music if asked)

2) while rewatching key and peele Jordan as Meegan said hey siri and my punk ass phone said yes? Which if ur not an iphone user only happens if voices are similar (i do do an uptight bitch mock tone whine like meegan but its not my every day voice or so i hope)

[rex-scrolling]

this isn't how life is supposed to feel... this isn't the midnight realm, it's just the suburbs... i know it's scary, that's part of it... there is still time... park that car... drop that phone... sleep on the floor... dream about me...

[kittenquasar]

So uhh... is there any way to lay down while curvy and not get a sore back??

[chazchaschad]

im going to scream

[mybendyplaces]

how do people get up and go to work all day every day? am I just supposed to do this for the rest of my life?

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Y'all heard that song "one of your girls" by Troye Sivan its Pining TimKon coded. Cuz like:

"Give me a call if you ever get lonely I'll be like one of your girls or your homies Say what you want, and I'll keep it a secret You got the key to my heart, and I need it Give me a call if you ever get desperate I'll be like one of your girls"

[whoopsie-collective]

if you prefer dark mode, I have another ao3 skin with a gradient background. it's also on my github, under the name be gay do crimes

thank you! i just downloaded it and it looks great :D

link for anyone else interested

[couldeatthatgirlforlunch]

A girl who's totally my type just came up to me and started talking at a birthday party where at least half the friends of the birthday boy were lgbt+. The conversation was great, she was funny, we are from the same college, I got ger Instagram, she called me pretty... Birthday boy told me she's not into girls😀

[alienwerke]

How could this happen to meeeeeeeee I made a mistakeeeeeeeeee

[playing-with-dax]

Oh, dude, I had the thought midway through work and thought of teasing Verik relentlessly throughout the rest of my day. Quite distracting in the best of ways.

Also as someone who reads the tags, I wish you the easiest possible recovery from the burnout! It’s a pain in the ass from experience

I've been thinking about this new character when my brain isn't occupied 🥴

I'm flattered that thinking about one of my characters is what keeps you distracted at work 😉

I'll be ok! I'm burnt out from doing things I enjoy and am happy to do, I just have a tendency to throw myself into things a little too hard and then pay for it lol

[tiredtriedfailures]

i feel so bad i pity him so much cuz im just as godless as pathetic 👍 hate recognizing myself in Dostoevsky characters its always just like being dragged thru the mud

[gildeddlily]

I just realised pride month is ab to end. only twenty four days ago I was watching Spider-man Across the Spider-Verse for the first time, and for twenty-four days I've been hyper-fixating on it, twenty four days ago berlusconi was alive (ew), twenty four days ago no one talked ab submarines, and with the end of june my soul will fly away too

[ranacr0ak]

how the fuck do horses???

trying to draw my pjo oc and the worst part of this is trying to draw the goddamb pegasus on the front

(really shitty horse below the cut)

[nanamimizz]

truthfully can’t wait for zenitsu vs kaigaku fight

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

Thank you! I have had chronic back pain since I was 15 that makes it excruciating to stand or sit for long periods of time, and the number of older folks (not even old-old! like 40-50s) who tell me "oh, you're too young to have that" when I'm literally struggling to breathe from the pain is infuriating

Young people can have back pain. Young people can have joint pain. Young people can require a cane to get around. Young people can have memory problems. Young people can get migraines. Young people can lose their eyesight. Young people can lose their hearing. Young people can lose their teeth and require dentures. Young people can have neurological disorders. Young people can go through menopause. Young people can have heart attacks. Young people can have strokes. Young people can go through all kinds of things you think only happens to older people and they don’t deserve to be invalidated or bullied just because you have never heard of it.

[consideratesea]

getting your period during pride is literally internalized homophobia