#but my mind is all over the place rn

[im-no-jedi]

ok but Hunter being the second best pilot next to Tech was not on my bingo card but I sure as heck ain’t mad about hahaha 😂🥵

[lilybug-02]

This is Pixel, my Porygon2. She gets really excited when touching carpet - like hilariously so. I always figured it was because real life textures are kinda new and exciting for a digital creature. @realpokemon

[cherryluvss]

I'm ovulating rn and I feel like i'm going crazy.

My body is shaking so bad and I've pretty much been fighting the urge to just get off. It's almost painful at this point.

Why don't I have someone by my side to help me? Giving me instructions on how to play with myself. Guiding me through it from start to finish and being in control of when I can cum.

Do you want me to edge myself over and over until i'm pretty much just a dripping, whimpering mess just begging you to let me finish?

Should I get a toy and pretend it's you fucking it into me? Or maybe I should use my fingers and pretend they're yours? You know neither will compare to the real thing but it's cute to see me try right?

[ender1821]

somebody hold me tight my gempearl people we are in the trenches i dont know what's worse the fact that pearl thought that gem and her stil had an unspoken alliance for wild life because they did it for secret life and that’s their thing (they trust each other until the end) but they DON’T or the fact that sl!gem genuinely loved pearl so much that what happened in the finale was a big betrayal for her and it hurt her so much that she feels like she can’t trust pearl now in wild life (and also how she is so bent on making friends and being on the good side of most because, well, she's been betrayed before right?)

gem is already on edge and will lash out at anyone that even tries to take, approach weirdly or do anything to her or joel but pearl doesn’t understand the importance of what they had in secret life held for gem. for gem the bridge of what they had was burnt alongside the sunflower field and it was burnt by pearl. for pearl the bridge was never burnt, it only carries the ashes of the field.

it’s the fact that despite all the bitterness and rage and anger brewing inside her, gem can't help but show a bit of concern when pearl tells her that she's had a rough day.

the layers of miscommunication between them are so many i need them to TALK and FIX this before something else happens.

does NOT help that Pearl’s minor slip up at the end of the cobblestone wall interaction indirectly fuelled more of Gem’s paranoia/scepticism for Impulse + Pearl, because her “well now I don’t know who to try this on, everyone else are allies” meant that she ONLY viewed Gem and Joel as enemies. which. isn’t the case. she just meant people who are neutral to her. because Pearl where did you get allies from you’ve been dying down in the mines and eating your own sword (/lh). but OF COURSE Gem would view that as them being enemies now. hey. you know what this miscommunication reminds me of. this lil minecraft series on youtube called Double-

narratively this is so. this is awesome man. i want to see how this resolves so bad.

[pineappical]

in light of tedtrent becoming so real, im also jumping on the tedtrent epilogue 😊

there's just no way ted wouldn't keep in touch with the others (and have weekly zoom meetings just like in the christmas special) and I just love the thought of the whole team having reunions once in a while.

and going back to trent's arc in s3, the sunflowers conversation, "And your daughter?" "She's never been happier." I think it could go the same for ted.. we've never really properly saw how henry felt about his dad being in london, it's always other people that told ted his son misses him, who's to say henry would rather see his dad happy because that in turn would make him happy too? he was there to win the whole thing, right? I just know ted’s story isn’t done yet when he still hasn’t learned to let others take care of him in return and who else to pair him with than the man who blew up his career because a man was nice to him (and also because they were so. so cruel for the fakeout tedbecca scenes for that finale) 🥺

I'm no writer so just pretend these are snapshots of a slow burn fic where ted visits london for their team reunion and slowly realizes that trent has a crush on him and they kiss about it 💛

[akqrus]

I will genuinely TWEAK at the sight of that bug and cat and I'm NOT afraid to admit that.

[crybaby-bkg]

post apocalyptic world where the population is at an all time low so the government puts in place a program for breeding in order to get the numbers up again. you’re tested for fertility rates, and unluckily for you, you’re as good a breeding ground as they were hoping for.

it’s person after person, hours on end, for days at a time. strapped down to some bench before the years progress and they start letting you get bred in a (somewhat) comfortable room that they let you decorate. it doesn’t mean much though when all you’re seeing is either the ceiling or the comforter your face is pushed in.

[seongminiz]

dilf!minhee thoughts

minors dni ; dilf!minhee x fem reader ; ~438 words

warnings : age gap (not specified how much) , infidelity , reader is a homewrecker n they r both just not good ppl overall , little bit of a size kink bc ... yea , some jealousy n toxic behavior , breeding , unprotected sex , babytrapping , srsly if u dont like this kind of content dont read it ‼️

not proof read ! this might be the best thing i've ever written im giggling kicking my feet i just had a burst of productivity n started writing down things i dont even know if any of this makes any sense

being a homewrecker with dilf!minhee ? seducing him to cheat with the hot uni student who babysits his toddler . his marriage has been going to shit for a while now - mostly a marriage of convenience between two rich people - but u were just what he needed to ruin it to the point of no return !

just like he ruins u everytime his (soon to be ex) wife is away for the night - be it for work or because they had a fight . whining (bc he might be a dilf but hes also a pathetic man („• ᴗ •„) /pos) in ur ear abt how hes going to make u a mommy and breed u so full u won't be able to keep it in as he relentlessly pounds into ur overstimulated n abused hole ,, n u cant help but mindlessly nod at his words , not fully processing the consequences of ur actions when u r too focused on being fucked so so good .

n same goes for him , he should be the better person here , be more mature , understand that what u two r doing is wrong - keyword : should . he couldn't care less , all he cares abt is filling u up n seeing u struggle to take his cock whole bc hes just too big for u no matter how many times he fucks u , promising that next time it won't hurt as much , and when it does indeed hurt he quiets your cries down by kissing u , whispering against ur lips that he'll make it fit („• ᴗ •„)

n then as days , weeks , months pass without him actually breaking off his marriage u start getting impatient , jealous because he promised he would divorce as soon as he could . but his words r starting to sound more n more like empty promises , just like all those things he tells u abt having a family with you , they r nothing but words empty of value he says in the heat of the moment .

so , u do what sounds like the best solution to u . u get minhee to fuck u more than usual , riling him up with every chance u get so u can end up with his cock buried deep in ur cunt , tip brushing against ur cervix so well u almost forget abt ur plan , going as many rounds as u can n never letting him come outside , not even once . already relishing in ur victory , holding back a smile at the idea of putting on your best act once that pregnancy test will show positive and he'll have no choice but to be with you !

[thomasthetankengine]

when my sister was in prison, the vast majority of letters we tried to send were returned bc they contained arbitrary topics that were "not allowed." she tried to write about being a trans woman, about her health, about the conditions, and they were never received. once, it took her 2 months to communicate to us that she wanted us to write to another inmate who recently lost his brother and needed comfort. when we wrote back to her, our letters were returned. my niece, her kid, tried to send her her current speedrun record for paper mario. it was returned bc they thought the numbers were code for something. at least phone calls were more open; i recorded every single one so i could make sure i caught everything she wanted to say but wasnt allowed to in writing. the prison was hard on my sister particularly, as the whole system is with transfems

it affected everyone. my sisters been out for some time now, and she talks for so long and writes even longer. my foster parents and sister in law still record all their phone calls. my niece talks less about sexuality and gender, and reiterates so many times the topic of conversation. when i write, i bury meaning and controversy deeply, between endless lines of prose in hopes that maybe the wrong people dont see it and itll reach the audience that needs it

but its traumatic, censorship is a traumatic thing. i hope no one has to experience it, the gut-wrenching sensation of baring your soul and getting it crumpled by men with power because your words are deemed dangerous to their abusive system, the horrors of not being able to say hello to a loved one because your misspellings were seen as a secret code.

with this trauma in mind, i see talk of criticism of written/drawn cp as "censorship" and i am left horrified. my sister was isolated from society, most of her communication censored, and my whole family bears the scars; we have no faith in the government that silenced her. and some people think criticism is the same as that censorship? that the tool of my familys trauma is comparable to your stupid porn being deleted? if it is censorship, why do you not weep? why are you not destroyed mentally and emotionally? why do you laugh, how do you laugh, when censorship is something that has crushed us by the millions? our trauma is nothing to you, it is a buzzword, something to accuse and feel good about when inmates and their families have spent years, lifetimes in suffering because of it?

[sadpurpleblood]

urggwhsgdg does anyone wanna hear me ramble about stuff so i can get my brain emptier. i can ramble about. tons of worldbuilding adjacent topics. just tell me what i should ramble about and i will.

[wholesomepostarchive]

the most wholesome thing is seeing that the wholesome post blog runner is probably one of the nicest people ever :3 i’m generally Terrified of sending asks especially to a blog that Does Things like this but seeing you talk in the tags instead of just reblogging and moving on makes you seem very friendly and approachable !!!! and i hope u know i appreciate that :] i hope you have a wonderful day and both sides of your pillow are always cool and that if you see a random cat on the sidewalk it won’t run away from U ♡

woah, META-WHOLESOME!! thank ya for the compliment, i try my best to carry out those kinds of traits i value!!!!! i’m SUPER super glad that ya did!!! THANK YOU THANK U!! always appreciating how much of an impact this lil blog has on top of appreciating u for sharing as much with me :-)

it’s always a TRIP getting to hear that something i do that i wasn’t even really mindfully doing makes all the difference?? i’m just really, REALLY grateful for all the different kinds of posts that get sent my way and seeing cool + uplifting + sentimental + OVERALL WHOLESOME posts that i express my thanks + ramble a bit in the tags haha !!

i ALSO hope you have as terrific of a day as you’re able to! and i hope you’ll enjoy seeing more posts pop up!

AND YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE but i got new pillow cases like a week ago THAT DO JUST THAT! AND THERE’S A NEW CAT ON THE STREET WHO HANGS OUT WITH ME SOMETIMES (i’ve been planning to see if he has a microchip, but i know for a fact that the neighbors who feed all the stray cats on our street already have a cage + are well-versed in TNR, so i’ve been thinking about asking them first because the thought that someone could be out there looking for their pal is enough for me to “do it scared”) !! SO THANK U NOT ONLY FOR THE SWEET SENTIMENTS BUT ALSO FOR THE UNEXPECTED HILARITY OVER THE FACT THAT THEY’VE COME TRUE???

[razypie]

⚠️⚠️ LOOKISM CH. 467 SPOILERS ⚠️⚠️

jaw dropped the entire chapter

i feel so bad for laughing omg it just came out 💀 my guardian angel side-eyeing the fuck outta me while knocking down my points to heaven 😭

anyway, gun being a daddy (again wtf ptj) LIL DANNY LOOKING BABEYY 🥺🥺

I FUCKING CALLED IT! JERRY AND WARREN BESTIES ERA! 😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SM

[eldritch-nightmare]

chewing on liu actively rn good morning (it's 1pm)

[haumeazzz]

Yap session cuz I totally never do that😱😱😱 (I needa work on the tati drawing)

I love these dolls so much why are they so expensive1!1!1!1

They're called Precious Moments' Make Every Step Count Figurines if anyone's wondering!

Most of the ones ive found are at least 50-60 doll hairs 😖😢

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I also just did a bunch of updates 2 my pinned post ugh 😓 n I'm shaking plus my throat n mouth r dry I think i needa sleep

Ok ok I gotta calm down on the yapping...

Or... ((Tw 4 mention of sh/ed n relapse it's very small tho)

Took a break from twt bc shedtwt was getting on my tl 2 much and it was not helping my healing journey from my ED or SH but I'm already starting 2 feel better! 1!1!1

I also just realized I'm the youngest of my friends _(._.)_ (the 3-4 I have)

I'm gonna go listen 2 the land is inhospitable and so are we on repeat

DID U GO AND MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP? WELL WHEN YA BREAK THEM THEY BREAK YA RIGHT BACKK

Oh Mitski the woman and musician u are

Idk maybe I can go and see if theres any place like a second hand store app /site I can get them cheaper,,,, I think I might have like 20 dollars tho so that prolly still wouldn't be enough

My momma says her step mom had these when she was growing up. I mean they were first made in 1978 which was a few years b4 my momma was born, my grandma was in here later teen years I think?? Her and my mom do have a 20 year age difference ╮(·o·)╭ while my grandma got a 19 year age difference with my uncle

I js took a sip of my soda and it didn't taste good :(

I can't believe 2024 is over in less than 20 days like damn what a blink this year was... But on a high note I got about only a bit more than 5 months of school left till summer break and a week till winter break!! 2 bad it's only 2 weeks long 😞

Also also look look it's me >Π<

And this I me too!1!1 (·'╻'·)

Oooohhh but I just thought of Tati as precious moments figures they'd look sossosos cute1!!11!!1!1!1

I think I might update my pinned again

I also needa work on school work ughhh I hate myself 4 procrastinating cuz now I have like a bagillion of missing assignments (。·́︿·̀。)

NOTHING IN THE WORLD BELONGS 2 ME BUT MY LOVE MINE ALL MINE ♡〜٩(^▿^)۶〜♡

Yeah. I've gotten 7 songs into an 11 song album from when I typed I was gonna start listening to the album....

Ok ok bye bye I gotta stop letting these rants get so out of hand

[manchesterau]

hair pulling hickey fic coming soon

[suddencolds]

the urge to write morally gray f/f enemies to lovers h/c...