#but my kink is whumpy

[youwillfindilluminating]

dude take a breath. I literally am a person with an extremely specific whump-related kink. I was talking about myself.

I specified "fiction only" in the tags because a close family member of mine died from munchausen's by proxy, if you really needed to know that. so that's why the tags say that. jesus christ.

no no. you don't get it. the reason I injure my blorbos until they can't walk is because that's the only way they'll ever let someone else carry them. the reason I curse them to be sick and feverish is so that they'll finally open up about their emotions while delirious. the reason I force them to overexert themselves to the point of exhaustion is so that when they pass out they can finally rest.

I'm doing this for their own good.

[frostbitepandaaaaa]

Sometimes the Wolf, Whumptober Day 24

hello all! another day, another Whumptober prompt fill! the prompt i used for this one was "I thought they were with you!"

PREVIEW

Melshi stands before him sagging and spent— both from the harrowing escape and the guilt that no doubt is eating at him. And from the knowledge that there is no talking Cassian out of this foolhardy mission.

“I know what I’m doing. You’re in charge, now, Melsh. See to it,” Cassian tells him, voice warmer and softer than he ever would’ve guessed.

“Take care of yourself, Cass,” his friend says, his eyes sad, voice dark with defeat.

“It’s too late for that,” Cassian mutters. He looks to the ramshackle scrap of the town below, thinks of Jyn trapped there, probably hurt, hiding and hunkered down and beset by the dead. Or worse. His muscles tense at the vivid image, the blood in his veins boiling over with determination.

He hefts his rifle up on his back and jogs down the muddy track without a further word or look.

read it on ao3!

[obihoebikenobi-ficrecs]

Twenty Poolverine Fic Recs - #1

November 3rd, 2024

In not particular order, I'll be making a fic rec of 20 poolverine fics per week from now through the end of December to highlight some of my favorites. Please make sure you note the tags on ao3 before reading!

Completed Fics

Promise Me We’ll Be Back In Time - fanficbug, E, 108K

time loop, angst, getting together

I think the author says it best in their summary: "The one where Wade gets stuck in a time loop and decides to play 50 First Dates." This fic is a well-rounded masterpiece, and absolutely beautifully fleshes out this concept. This is easily one of the best fanfics I've read in years. Millions of kudos.

where soul meets body - Edgebug - E, 33.8K words

mind-sharing, hurt/comfort, getting together, mind sex

This is my absolute favorite finished poolverine longfic. It's set after the events of DPW and expands into the wildest, most perfectly deadpool-esque chain of events. This is a perfect fic, I beg of you to read it.

second nature to me now - Edgebug - E, 36.8K words

casefic, fake/pretend relationship, angst with a happy ending

As with all of edgbug's fics, this was absolutely phenomenal. I love the fake relationship trope, and this almost feels like an episode of psych with the humorous crime solving premise. Read it in one sitting and have read it twice since. Don't pass up on this one!

Dangling Like a Thread - CenturyUnited - T, 6.5K words

self-harm, mute Wade, non-graphic sex, emotion hurt/comfort

In this one, Wade loses his voice and learns how to communicate with Logan. Very sweet fic, love the characterizations of both Wade and Logan in this one.

It’s not me, it’s you. It’s more than I can chew. - sandiazucar - T, 6.1K words

hurt/comfort, emotional hurt/comfort, nightmares, Wade whump

Logan hurts Wade while having a nightmare and Wade has to take a break. Emotionally devastating in the best way possible.

like a dog with a bird at your door - midnightdragons - T, 2K words

domestic fluff, cuddling, chronic pain, hurt Logan

His adamantium bones make Logan cold in the winter and Wade helps him out. So perfectly sweet, I love this short little fic.

Not this time, peanut - peach_flavour - E, 6.3K words

insecure Logan, angst, alcohol abuse, emotionally repressed men

More angst guys, I can't help myself. This author characterizes them so well, I've read this several times.

happiness (like a bullet in the back) - handfulofteeth (s0norus) - E, 15.5K words

domestic fluff, chronic pain, bathing/washing, bottom Wade, top Logan, praise kink, dacryphilia

This 5+1 fic is soft and hot and good as fuck. Amazing writing and characterizations.

WIPS

Mr. Forgettable - Arwriter - M, 21.1K words, 4/? chapters

hurt/comfort, temporary amnesia, getting together

This fic is my absolute favorite WIP right now. Logan suffers a head injury and starts experiencing gaps in his memory and active memory loss. Absolutely delicious whump and great writing!

Don't Want To Be A Fool For You - HeavensAche - E, 45.5K words, 2/3 chapters

getting together, bartender Logan, panic attacks, PTSD

Logan works through living in a new timeline and his anger issues. Super well-written and a captivating read!

unhappy man syndrome - gossippool (fearandhatred) - no rating, 15.5K words, 4/8 chapters

Wade has chronic pain, hurt/comfort, nightmares, angst

This one is so angsty (for both Logan and Wade) and perfect. Please, please give it a read.

It's Just Chemistry - farmhandler - E, 23.8K words, 4/5 chapters

Logan and Wade whump, hurt/comfort, feral Logan, established relationship

Logan rejoins the X-men and their first mission goes wrong when Logan gets accidentally dosed with a toxin. Very whumpy and emotionally painful which is my absolute favorite. The author writes beautifully, and I adore the premise.

Hellraiser, Heartbreaker - prettyponyridetohell - E, 6.6K words, 2/6 chapters

jealous Logan (worst wolverine), references to X-men movies

Logan and Wade annnnd young cagefighter Logan appear in this fic. I suggest you just go and read it immediately, it's that fucking good.

SMUT/PWP

like the summer into rough hands - Edgebug - E, 3.1K words

claw/hand kink, coming untouched

Missionary’s Downfall - thewinkitty - E, 14.4K

sex pollen, trans Logan, breeding kink Hither, Hither, Love - phantasmagorical_rilianne - E, 4.5K words

light dom/sub, bottom Logan, angst, fluff and smut

The Urge (Is So Demanding) - sterlingstars - E, 4.2K

piss kink, established relationship, bottom Logan

Can't Sweat It Out - RatFlavored - E, 8.3K words

bottom Logan, service top Wade, rimming, overstimulation, multiple orgasms

black irises in the sunshine - handfulofteeth (s0norus) - E, 16.6K

bottom Logan, insecure Logan, panty sniffing, subspace, praise kink

guess - handfulofteeth (s0norus) - E, 16.2K words

Wade in panties, Logan has a praise kink, power bottom Wade, puppy play, blood kink

[unknowenentity]

I don't see enough people appreciate the kind of bladder control i'm into (in fiction): nonconsensual, but intentional, but bordering on impersonal. It's as whumpy as most of my fantasies.

When none of the characters is into piss kink, when it's just about the control.

A pet who's not allowed a bathroom break because it's further dehumanizing, a severe punishment awaiting them if they can't wait long enough. Squirming and doing everything to hold, terrified of what would happen if they let go. Forgotten about for hours and hours in a cage with no way to leave, no way to relieve themself. Pushed past their every limit, until even breathing hurts, squeezing themself and crying quietly, hoping against all hope and growing more and more desperate because they know, they know they won't last. When their owner returns, there's no understanding of the circumstances, no interest, they're only disgusted. Maybe later they do make their pet drink too much and wait too long, but none of it is sexual -- they like seeing the pain, the desperation, the degradation when the pet begs them to be allowed to go. But they enjoy not giving them any of that.

Anyway, that's what I love in fiction and reading consensual real life desperation of people here is super hot. But if someone's writing fiction. Gods please someone write something like this. Or I might just.

[alpaca-clouds]

One thing about Halsin

I am currently thinking way too much about Halsin, because... Again, I love this dude. He just is one of the most wholesome of your companions and... I did not know I needed a hunky, hairy elf, but apparently I needed a hunky, hairy elf.

But writing a bit more about him, I also have to say, that I also love him for the whumpy and angsty stories you can write for him. Given all we know, there is quite a lot of whumpy material in his past. Be it with him and the drows, or be it just the fact that he has already lost so much in his life.

(Also, yes, I am still going with: He is a werebear. Might write something about that later.)

Something I cannot help but think about, though, is... Well, look, I am not better than y'all. I am sexualizing the hell out of this man. Because... I mean... Just look at him! I am a simple man, and I just really would like to climb this mountain, you know?

But I cannot help but also think about how - if the character was real - he would feel about it. Because I can see that within the universe... Well, he is exotic. There are not a lot of hunky, hairy elves around. And while within elven society he would probably be seen as ugly (because usually elven societies do like androgynous looks - and DnD is not really different in that regard), he would also probably be seen as exotic enough that quite a few people would go: "But it's a kink!"

Especially given the fact that folks at the Sword Coast are generally quite liberal when it comes to sleeping around, I can kinda see a lot of folks just wanting to climb that mountain once, if you get my drift.

So I can see him both getting flirted with a lot - and sexually harassed as well. And given how he talks about his Underdark experience for the most part (as if it was not traumatizing at all), I think he would try to brush it off. But that does not mean, it is not hurting him, right?

Especially as he is yearning for a closer connection. Or has been for a long while before the curse at least. He wants a partner (or more).

And it might be I am projecting a bit much of book!Geralt onto him there, who is very much in a similar position (because he is a Witcher folks wanna bang him, but he wants a relationship and family, which nobody wants to have with a witcher).

And man, folks. Thinking about this just makes me want to hug this big bear of a man.

[whumpdreaming]

My introduction!

Hi! My name is Heather (they/them). I've been a lurker for some time, but I now realize what I've been writing has been whump all along, so.. hello!

My first encounters with whump were in Sunday school 😭😭 some of those kid's bible books were insanely whumpy for no reason at alI, and then it's only now I learn what the term actually is. I speak decent French (getting back into it after not using it for a few years), I intend to go to culinary school and become a professional chef, and my main fandoms include Overwatch, Baldur's Gate (not into it as much anymore, sadly), Epic: The Musical, and Ultrakill and FNAF (which I don't write much fic for).

This blog will never contain NSFW content! Kink blogs and antis please DNI!

What this blog will contain:

Whump (obviously)

My own writing (lots of drabbles, occasionally some of my more involved work ; aka my two big projects, a BBU story since that setting grabbed me by the brain as soon as I saw it for the first time, and various Overwatch characters getting whumped to hell and back --- I don't see enough talk about Cole Cassidy's big sad puppy dog eyes)

Lots and lots of reblogs since that's easier than actually writing 😅

Keep in mind that this isn't a NSFW blog and I won't be posting anything sexual/explicit, but I'm a fan of intense/graphic whump and things can get pretty dark. In those cases, there'll be a warning at the top of the post along with the content listings just to make sure everyone stays safe!

Some of my favorite tropes:

Living weapons!!

Gore (I'm not a fan of major character death, so I like it best when a healing factor is involved if it's very intense)

Parental caretakers

Transition/weight gain in recovery

Recovery in general, especially when difficult!

Lab whump!

Pet whump!

Chronic pain (totally not coping with this one)

Dehumanization!!

Vivisection!!

Panic attacks

Emotional distress of all kinds

Sickfics!!

If you send me any asks or requests or interact with my posts or say literally anything nice about me whatsoever I will give you my firstborn child

Some of my favorite whump blogs that inspired me to make a blog in the first place: @painonthebrain @whumpninja @defire @whumpwordsoftheday @sowhumpshaped

@sickfictropes @allthingswhumpyandangsty @writinglittlepains @whumpyourdamnpears --- sorry in advance if you didn't want to be mentioned! 😭

Btw --- check out my Widowmaker whump fic :)

Series:

Barbara Summers has a bad time with the mob (I'll update it someday I promise) ; also called "Consequences"

Intro

One

Two

Drabbles: (Electrocution+Unconscious+"Say Please") (Warm Bath + Fresh Bandages + "..Nothing. It just hurts") (Broken Fingers+Trying not to scream+"Aw, poor thing")

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Crownchain

Character/setting introduction

"Foul Play"

"Pulling Strings"

Whump+Hurtcember: (Day 1: Collapse + Broken Bones) (Day 2: Breakdown + "This is your fault") (Day 3: Blood + Begging) (Day 4: "Help me" alt prompt + "This isn't my blood") (Day 5: Faint + Concussion) (Day 6: Touch Starved + "Please stop") (Day 7: Abandoned + Kidnapped) (Day 8: Cuddle + Fire alt prompt) (Day 9: Exhausted + Shaking) (Day 10: Touch Aversion + "Let me help you") (Day 11: "It's my fault" alt prompt + Manipulation) (Day 12: Cry + "I have nowhere else to go") (Day 13: Nightmare + Trauma) (Day 22: Self Harm + Hallucinations)

(Poisoned + Pleading + "You never do shut up, do you?")

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Hemopenia

Stages of blood withdrawal

Stage Zero

Pilot

Not Dead

Stage One

Lively

(Delirium / Good dream with an unpleasant wake-up / "..Mom?")

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Taby's terrible horrible no good very bad life

Intro

One

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Various unnamed superhero things

(Anxiety attack / Apologizing / "I just.. I just need a minute.")

Febuwhump: (Day 1: Vocal Chords)

That's about it for now!! Thanks for reading!

[a-crumb-of-whump]

🩸Whump Resources🩸

Starting a whump blog

What to include in a good whumpblr intro

How to start a whump blog

How to start a whump blog #2

How to start a whump blog #3

What is whump?

How to write whumpy scenes

Advice for new original content writers

Discouragement & Motivational advice

How to deal with hate/unwanted citicism

How to deal with discouragement from lack of interaction

What to do when your whump has lost its bite

How to start writing for yourself

How to overcome anxiety surrounding writing whump

The road to success when participating in whump events

Whump advice

How to write blood loss

Writing vivid discriptions 101

Less common illnesses to use in your sickfics

Facts about general anesthesia

Whump tips: Chronic sleep deprivation

Different types of gags (non-kink)

OC advice

How to start writing for an OC

How to introcude your OC

How to write fanfiction/oc content if you've never written before

How to make your OC feel more genuine/real

Tips for naming OC's

Whump stories

Delicate by @whumpcloud

Kane & Jim by @whumpsday

Eden by @zillastar13

Silence by @whumpshaped

Killing, stalking... whumping? by @/whumpshaped

Kane & Raiza by @whump-queen & @/whumpsday

Angel On The Wall by @emmettnet

Things End | People Change by @/whumpcloud

Our Man Flint by @/zillastar13

Memes & Games

Big blog, little blog

Whump games and userboxes

Whump games & userboxes #2

He's a fine looking man - would love to see him in a fit of despair

Falling asleep to a whump scenario vs. falling asleep to something normal

More violence

I write whump vs. i write about characters recovering from trauma

Nice blorbo. Would be a real shame if someone were to put them in situations

The creepiest whumper that ever did creep

Introducing a new whump concept to my OC's

Hello, my name is whumper. you piqued my interest. prepare to cry.

Whump alignment chart

Whumper: Don't do that

Whump blogs (Disclaimer: not all of these are whump only blogs - some of them include some other things as well <3)

@whumpshaped

@whumpsday

@whump-queen

@oddsconvert

@zillastar13

@whumpcloud

@whumperofworlds

@emmettnet

@burntcoffeewhump

@pigeonwhumps

@whumpster-dumpster

@whumpwillow

@thewhumpyprintingpress (they release whump books written by members of the tumblr whump community themselves, and all proceeds from those books go to charities <3)

Hope this helps!

[whumpster-dumpster]

(this ask ended up getting much more rambly than expected haha)

hello, i love your blog and whump in general and i would like to try and get involved in the community.

thing is, i feel really weird/embarrassed for liking whump (even before i knew the term). like ashamed i guess? (im not sure how to put it into words exactly). so i dont want to tell any of my irl freinds that im into it/put it on my main since some of my irl freinds follow my main.

and i do draw and i used to write but i dont really know how to draw/write whump yk? (though i have written whumpy things before, when i was like 10, they were really shit though by virtue of me being a 10 year old) and i feel too shy to put any of my work out into the internet for all to see, espcially my writing because i havent actually written prose fiction in. years. i have played dnd (and my campaigns do tend to get pretty whumpy) but i dont think the experiance of roleplaying it really translates well to the internet?

so i was wondering if you have any tips for 1 getting involved in the whump community and 2 managing feeling embarrased about liking whump

Here's an equally rambly answer! First off, welcome to the community! You're definitely not alone in liking it or in feeling embarrassed about liking it. A lot of us, myself included, have our moments where we feel weird for our interest.

I can't tell you how to get over that because I still feel embarrassed sometimes but pinpointing your reasons for liking it can make it easier to explain if someone inquires. Is it the aesthetic? The drama, the adrenaline? The character development? Is it a coping mechanism? A kink? We've got community members whose reasoning is all across the spectrum. Understanding your reason can be reassuring and help it make sense.

As for the shyness, a lot of us make side blogs for whump content, so it can be a little more isolated/private if we feel awkward about IRL/main blog followers seeing. If your art style is easily recognizable as yours, that might not be the best solution but also remember you don't have to post what you draw (or write.) You can create whump content just for you (and if you decide you do eventually want to post some, that will have served as good practice.)

There are whump prompt lists coming out all the time that can be used for art or writing if you don't know what you want to make. You should look up the whump wheel, it's a fun one!

Re: getting more involved in the community: believe it or not, there are whump roleplayers floating around in the tags pretty often! They'd probably enjoy another roleplay partner on the scene! Beyond that, liking people's posts, reblogging them to that side blog if you decide to make it, coming into their inboxes to say you enjoy their content, sending in prompts if whump fic writers are asking for some, posting prompts of your own if there's a type of whump content you notice lacking and want to inspire someone to explore...There are monthly whump events happening all the time too if you want to participate or just reblog to help promote them. You could also ask if another whump artist wants to do an art trade with you. Those are some of the best ways to dive in!

I hope that was helpful. Have fun!

[itcantbe]

itcantbe's Legend of Zelda fic master list

Tumblr-only stories:

sifting through the system for the piece that knows my name: (BOTW Zelink, rated T) Breath of the Wild sci-fi AU part 2

Difficult People: (BOTW Zelink, rated G) this is the worm crackfic

Save Yourself: (BOTW Retail AU, rated G) a Black Friday calamity

Ring A Bell: (BOTW, rated G) Zelda recovers a memory

on ao3:

The Legend of Kink: Spicy One Shots and Drabbles: 18 chapters, rated E and M. Mostly zelink.

Elixirs & Engagements: Rated G, 9 chapters (complete). BOTW Regency Era Zelink Romance AU

Sweet Little Lies: One-shot, post-calamity zelink, rated G.

you snooze you lose, rated E: BOTW/AOC miphzel/zelpha/mipha x zelda

one in the hand: rated E. BOTW zelink one shot, originally chapter 11 of "The Legend of Kink."

Under the Boardwalk: 5 chapters, rated E, complete. Modern/Theme park AU written for Zelink Week 2021.

All My Past and Futures: One-shot, rated T. Canon divergent zelink AU.

Now Everything Is Easy ‘Cause of You: one shot, rated M. Post-calamity zelink.

there are many things I would like to say to you (but I don’t know how): rated T. Written with Nendil for Zelinktines Month 2022. Featuring artwork by @aquaticpal!

Whumptober 2021: rated T. Seven whumpy zelink stories, some connected, some standalone.

The Book of Divine Pleasures: incomplete. rated E. At one Link/Impa chapter for now. May never be completed.

Every Time I Itch I Wind Up Scratchin' You: 2/2, rated E. It's the sex ants fic as seen in "The Legend of Kink." Includes original artwork.

Dread: rated G. Robbie/Zelda ficlet written for a rare pair prompt.

Wild: rated M. Dead dove zelink thing published for Whumptober 2022. I might finish it some day.

Creating a Champion: Series, rated T. Baby's first fanfic! A series of one-shots exploring what "resurrection" can mean and what really makes a champion.

nasty side account:

if wishes were fishes: 4 chapters, rated E. an entire mess of kinks but primarily oviposition. includes zelink, miphlink, miphvali, zelimpa, zelinkpa and link x lizalfo.

the queen's ambassador: rated E. Two chapters (for now). filthy zelink.

[httydsmutweek]

I already got the prompt list ready for February 2025, so I decided to post it today already.

Decided to go for a mixture of more conceptual prompts as well as very specific, more vanilla prompts as well as kinkier prompts. Hopefully, you find it as good of a mixture as I did.

The Collection can be found here.

Prompt list and rules are below the cut.

Prompt List:

Day 1 - Fri 14 Feb - Soulmates

Day 2 - Sat 15 Feb - Against The Wall

Day 3 - Sun 16 Feb - Temptation

Day 4 - Mon 17 Feb - Birthday Sex

Day 5 - Tue 18 Feb - Foreplay

Day 6 - Wed 19 Feb - Agility

Day 7 - Thu 20 Feb - Monsterfucking

Alt Prompt List:

Breeding

Mating Season

Public Sex

Knife Play

Shibari

Praise Kink

Resist

Rules:

The rules for this event are very simple.

Any kind of media is allowed. (Fics, fanart, gifs, etc.)

In case of fics: no minimum or maximum word count required.

Posting starts on the 14th of February and will continue until the 20th.

You can combine this event with others if their rules allow it.

Any genre is allowed, you can write these as fluffy as you want or as whumpy as you want.

Only participate if you're 18+!!!

NO AI!!!

If you don't end up filling a prompt for every day, don't worry, the prompt list remains up.

And most importantly, have fun! If you have any questions at all, my inbox is always open.

[paula-in-dreamland]

Fanfic writer interview

Thank you @errruvande for the tag!! :))

My AO3

How many work do u have on AO3?

Officially 3 - 1 in-progress multichapter, 2 "one-shots" (cause I'll probs expand eventually)

What's your total AO3 word count?

~42k (estimate cause some the stuff being counted towards the word count are from nav pages in the fic)

Your top 5 stories by kudos/likes

I mean if we included ff.net in this...that would be completely different. But we are not. So it's literally the three I've posted:

1. A Game of Revenge and Loyalty (HG AU, Sigtryggr x Stiorra centric) 2. Some News Isn't Meant To Be Shared (Canon Universe, canon divergence, Sigtryggr x Stiorra) 3. Vorres Lille Dukke (Vampire AU, Sigtryggr x Stiorra x Reader)

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yes, or at least I try too! I think it's important to engage with your readers when possible to not only thank them but also because engaging with someone about you work is fun! I've been dying to talk to people about my fics so you better believe I am going to take the opportunity when it comes! It's why I post them in the first place!

What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?

Maybe Some News Isn't Meant to Be Shared ?? Cause it is fluff, but if you read between the lines and think about what transpires in S5 after that moment...yeah. Angsty/Whumpy as fuck. Other than that, I have yet to write something with a truly angsty ending. Unless you include one of abandoned WIPs on ff.net.

What's the fic you've written with the happiest ending?

I have a bunch of WIPs with truly happy endings that I'll eventually write/post. Very romcom. Very sweet. As for current? LOL I guess Vorres Lille Dukke ...

Do you write crossovers?

A true crossover where characters from two different fandoms interact? No. But, I have done crossover AUs by putting TLK characters in those universes (a la my Hunger Games fic). And, I guess, you consider some of my fics crossovers in that I draw from Vikings and TLK when worldbuilding. Like Sigtryggr (and Stiorra but we ignore that in modern aus) is descended from Ragnar Lothbrok. So, I tend to draw from that show for depictions of those characters.

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Not on AO3. But, on ff.net over ten years ago. Broke me. I was 14, 15? Posted my first multi chapter fic. Within the prose, I had littered ANs throughout it rather than keeping it to the beginning and end. Why did I do that? Because I'd see a few other fics in the fandom do it so I figured it was the norm as I was a newbie to writing/fic writing. I think they also had a few other things to say. I end up eventually taking the fic down, and now I think it's fully gone as I don't have it on my laptop anywhere :/ But yeah. Be nice to fic writers. English could be their second/third/fourth language. They could be a preteen or a teenager. They could just be starting out.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

HA. HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Yes. It's mostly M/F. Just recently M/F/F for the first time. As I work through my WIPs, also exploring kinks a bit more. So, more on the vanilla side.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Nope. Don't think so.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

I think someone reached out to me on ff.net to translate one of my fics from ages ago? Have had people ask to print them out before! But not on AO3 (yet)

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Okay I VAGUELY remember maybe doing it, or starting to do it 10+ years ago? But I also use to be an avid RPer on here, so uh...yeah we co-wrote a lot of fics that way ;)

What's your all-time favorite ship?

Oh fuck you can't ask me that. *pulls open junk closet door and gets covered in characters/ships* *Proceeds to grab one at random, then sticks arm out from pile* UH!?!?! THIS ONE?! *holds up Rosalie and Emmett from Twilight*

No, but like in all seriousness: 1. Rosalie/Emmett 2. Stiorra/Sigtryggr 3. Padme/Anakin 4. Kim/Tommy 5. Caroline/Klaus & loads more.

What's a WIP that you want to finish but don't think you ever will?

So, I am really hoping I get to all my WIPs for Sigtryggr/Stiorra because I love them and want to put them in all the scenarios. As for past fandoms/dormant fandoms, I don't think there are any that I want to finish, more so ones that I wish I had given more time too? And now it's too late cause I did not leave myself detailed enough plot notes to trigger my memory? Nor got that far in the first place?

What are your writing strengths?

I think I write some kickass dialogue. I also think I'm decent at writing scenery.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Introspection. is. so. hard. And being concise. And you know...allowing subtext to speak for itself instead of telling the reader directly.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I think it's awesome! But, it can make reading hard if you're not familiar with the language as you have to scroll down to find out what the hell they are saying if it's more than a few words. I also personally think you should stick to languages you actually know/have studied unless it's like a tiny little phrase/nickname. Or, ask someone who actually speaks the language. Because google translate is not reliable lol.

What's a fandom/ship you haven't written for yet but want to?

None currently. But did consider writing a reader fic for Bleach at one point lmao.

What's your favorite fic you've written?

I don't have a favorite because the one that would probably be my fave isn't written yet ;) But, I tend to like all of my fics even the poorly written ones from when I was 14/15.

Tagging: @azriona @holy3cake @ladyaldhelm @whitedarkmoonflower @gemini-mama and anyone else who writes :)

[beyoncesfiancee]

welllll @awildwickedslip and @adolin both said that anyone who wasn't tagged can do it ^_^ so i will consider this an invitation to share my

2024 ao3 wrappedddd

works published: 13 if you include only works started and completed in this year; 15 if you include preexisting WIPs with chapters published this year (eurgh my 2014-2015 albatrosses); 17 if you include preexisting WIPs and fanmixes published on ao3

comment threads: 67

word count: 90,877 (but again... not counting already written WIP chapters... 72,183 words freshly written in 2024)

top 3 kudos'd fics (fresh-in-2024 only): 🐾 off the leash (locked tomb fluffy pup play PWP, written as a gift based on bae's fluffy kink scene fic) 🔪 zombie (THE GUN PLAY MURDERDYKE PSYCHODRAMA THAT STARTED IT ALL) (locked tomb angsty plotty gory wake/pyrrha porn as if you need any further recommendation) 💦 always too enamoured of the body (locked tomb PwithP [well, ish] sex pollen missing scene with a cute shippy happy ending you're welcome!!!!!!!)

top word count (again no ancient WIPs...): ⬛️ this great pleasure of ours is bursting in light (locked tomb whumpy exploration of incest, coercion, betrayed faith AKA mithraeum trash party) 10.4k although tbh the whole series is kind of one work so 16.4k [not yet revealed!] [not yet revealed!]

top ships: 💀 gideon/harrow (yaurgh SERIOUSLY???? -_-) 🪡🔪🩸 then it's tons fighting it out in a tie, harrow/ianthe and the wake/pyrrha/g1deon mess in various permutations

top 3 additional tags: 📖 canon-compliant 🔎 character study 👀 missing scene (damn, and we just missed cunnilingus, angst, and incest!!!)

wow finally the first year I could do one of these memes and have something to include!!!! here's to more literary production in 2025! skål!

I would like to tag @jeejyboard @arithmonym @celira and who else is writing a good chunk these days?

[letstalkwhump]

Let's Talk Whump No.5

Welcome to Let’s Talk Whump, a series of interviews that spotlight the amazing people in our whump community! ! I’m Malice and I’ll be your host. 

Today I’m talking whump with the wonderful @painsandconfusion! 

So good to have you here today, @painsandconfusion! Tell us a fun fact about yourself!

I'm a lawyer but don't seem like a lawyer at all - everyon'es always confused when I say so. I'm a fan of jumping between fluffy pink dresses, standard hipster vibes, emo styles, and who knows what else. It's different every day. I just like variety!

What does whump mean to you?

Oh dear, tricky to answer...

Whump is when a character is at their highest stress point (or...at least higher than average). I suffer from severe and vivid nightmares, but I found out that when I write whump, I can process my fears and anxieties through those characters and their experiences. I can only go about two weeks without writing before the nightmares start again. It's kinda amazing to see just how effective and healthy it is for me. I live vicariously through my whumpees for a moment, and they help my brain keep its shit together. Then I get to meet all these lovely people online and it just makes my heart so happy!

Wow, that’s really great to hear! Whump can be really cathartic at times. How did you find the whump community? What made you want to join? 

I think this is a standard story, but I discovered the hero x villain community first, and it wasn't /quite/ my cup of tea, but it was close. After I saw a few people reblogging things with #whump, I checked it out. 

I have a vivid memory of skipping class for the first time in my life, just sitting in my apartment, all but crying as I scrolled through everything. I was so relieved to find that I wasn't alone. I spent so much of my life hating myself and hating whumperflies and hating that I was drawn to violence and not understanding why. After I found this community I felt so much more at home. 

I made a blog and started reblogging.

Then of course, I relapsed into hating myself and deleted it.

Then I made another. Started posting gifs I made from my favorite whumpy movies.

The kink community kinda took it over - which is fine and lovely and I'm happy to share content, but....they were the only ones who saw my blog. So everything I made was taken in a way I didn't mean and I felt very isolated and unheard.

So I deleted it again.

A couple years ago, I tried again. I started just reblogging, then I impulsively added to a prompt list in one of my reblogs and people really liked it? So I made more. And more and more and more- eventually I started posting scenes, and I've been having a lovely time here ever since! 

Do you think your view on whump has changed since you joined? Are there tropes you now love/hate that you didn't at first? 

Absolutely. Like. Wow so much. I used to dislike pain a lot and only enjoy the fear leading up to it. While I still prefer the suspense, nothing really squicks me out anymore. I used to hate pet whump but now I'm a fan. 

I have started making whump art as of late, which has been a fun new adventure! I picked it up almost solely because there's so many fantastic writers in this community who deserve some good fanart. I'm having fun working through a list of my favorite creators!

Tell us about your favourite whump trope!

Dear goodness, do I love a chin tilt.

No no...hmmm.....I get to run wild with this question and there's nothing you can do to stop me! Muahhahahhaaaaaaaa~

Okay so. Picture this.

Whumpee stumbling slowly backward, breath catching in their throat and burning at their lungs. Their feet drag against the ground as they stare up at Whumper, eyes shaking and sparkling with tears that cling to their lashes, refusing to fall. Not /quite/ yet. 

Whumper strokes a knuckle down their cheek, drawing a twitch - not quite a flinch, no no, Whumpee wouldn't dare to pull away. Whumper's hand flips softly as it reaches their jaw, pressing to their throat instead.

Whumpee finally lets a sound pass their lips, a soft whimper as their back hits the wall. The momentum topples the wetness from their lashes, and Whumper's eyes roam down to follow them as they soak hot into the fabric of Whumpee's shirt. 

Whumper's hand turns up just /once/ more, curling a finger under Whumpee's chin to tip their head up, drawing hiding eyes back into place.

Then they say something whumpy, I guess - you get the picture.

LOVE that shit. 

Intimate whumpers? Slow pacing? Vivid sensation? Yes!

Absolutely loving the detail in that! It’s all about the sensations! And speaking of favourites, do you want to share a piece you've written?

Hard Question!

First one that comes to mind is The Party. It's one of my favorites because my hands were shaking so hard while writing it. It was a great way to kick off that event (@thewhumperssoiree) which I'm inadvertently yet shamelessly plugging by answering with that piece I guess! It's very very fun, I loved what that piece created. Everyone who wrote for it did such a great job! (Event is still open, I don’t know why I'm talking about it in past tense)

Do you have a standard writing style/routine or does it vary?

I absolutely change up my paragraph style depending on the intensity of the scene or the place in the scene. I'm a big fan of elaborating and writing moment to moment so the oc's sensations and emotions bleed into the reader. I don't write much on visuals at all - almost entirely on sensation, which I think works well in this medium.

When I'm writing, I kinda forget everything else exists, so I don't have food or drink or if I do, it's neglected. If anyone tries to talk to me, tough luck to them, I'm in the Write Zone and I cannot hear them!

I write solely when inspiration strikes which.......is a lot!

Is there a noticeable difference in how easily you write things? Do the words always flow or do you have to beat them out sometimes?

There's characters who don't get in my head nearly as easily, and ones that are effortless. Getting fucking Alec in my head? Impossible. He's a bitch, then does bitch things once there. Ethan? Dream. Miracle boy. So easy to write that emo little shit. For clarification, the seven chapters of Alec's series vs the thirty of Ethan's. Alec is a bitch. End of story.

But, I also do much better describing little moments rather than full scenes. I'm good at scenes, but it takes so many spoons. Hence why I have three hundred or so random drabble posts or lists, but only like fifty total from my series. It just takes more effort to have to think about plot and pacing and all that good stuff. 

Fun? Yes. 

But hard.

Is there anything you're working on at the moment? Finalising the final chapter of your series? Starting a new au? Trying a different style of writing/pov? Revisiting fanfiction? Maybe you've really gotten into poetry....

Oh dear goodness, I'm working on everything all at once and I need to stop!

I also need to roleplay less and write more for you lovelies! I’m so sorry I’m just really distractible…

Give us some writing advice. Bless us with your wisdom!

I have posts for this but:

1. Keep your descriptions to the textured senses. Less visuals, more sensation. Caretaker has brown hair? So what? Tell me about how Caretaker's hair curled at the ends, just barely tickling at the corner of their eyes until they flicked it away with a twitchy shake of the head.

2. Personify the shit out of your nouns. Whumpee bled? No. The blood soaked through Whumpee's shirt. Make it an external factor that's affecting them. Much more engaging.

3. Pacing. Whumpee got dragged into the car, then into a house and chained in the basement? That's not one scene, that's at least three. OR. It's a two sentence summary that Whumpee is musing about while already in the basement. 

4. Speaking of, don't start with the boring, just get right into the action. You can weave the 'how we got here' bits in after a few sentences, but get your reader hooked right away. Don't start with "Whumpee got out of bed, glancing at their blaring alarm". Try instead "Their hands were shaking so hard they had to try three times to dial the number, fingers as clumsy as they were that morning, trying to slap their alarm off through the fog of blissful sleep." Or just don't mention it at all! Skip to the good stuff!

Lastly, let’s hype up some of your favourite blogs! Any friends, writers or just really cool people you want to shout out?

@whumblr was like my idol before I started! It's so cool just casually knowing her now? Still not over that, to be honest.

I always tag her but @distinctlywhumpthingmpthing is so good? Seriously, you want to see some god-tier writing, go over there. (minors read tws well please, its not all for you.)

@brutal-nemesisemesis is always a delight. Castys gives me life.

And of course,  I'm gonna give a shoutout to @wormwritinging, my beloved. We met here and as much as I adore this community, they're hands down the best part of it. 

Anything you'd like to add? 

I can't think of anything but thank you for doing this. This blog is so cool!

It’s been a honor to have you here, @painsandconfusion!

And to all you folks at home, have a whump-derful day!

[alpaca-clouds]

I have been asked a couple of times, whether I am doing requests right now and what kind of requests I would do, and now that the very eventful August is done, I thought I could actually redo my Requests Open post.

So, hi, I am Alex, I write a lot of fanfictions. Yes, I will do requests (and commissions). Yes, I will even do smutty ones. Even the really smutty ones. Yes, I will also do dark stuff and whump. I love whump.

The main fandom I will take requests for are:

Baldur's Gate 3

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Castlevania (Netflix) & Castlevania: Nocturne

League of Legends & Arcane

Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical

Hades

There are other fandoms I write for, but those are the ones I feel most comfortable writing for at the moment.

What I will write:

A variety of shippings (see under the cut)

Character-centric stuff about almost any character

Smut, BDSM and Kink (I might however be not comfortable with specific kinks or specific kinks just on some of the ships)

Whump + Hurt/Comfort

All sorts of lighter genre

Family Fluff

Friendship Fluff

Urban Fantasy AUs

What I definitely won't write:

No-Magic AUs

A/B/O

OCs that are not my own (with @g-vlssz Sophie being the excemption)

Any sort of reader insert (especially female reader inserts)

You will find a more detailed list in regards to fandoms, ships and so on under the cut. :)

Baldur's Gate 3

Will Write:

Pretty much any of the characters (unless they are some NPC I missed)

Any shipping combination between Karlach, Lae'zel & Shadowheart

Karlach/Wyll

Nocturne/Shadowheart

Halsin/Astarion

Alfira/Lakrissa

Dame Aylin/Isobel

Araj/Aurelia

Astarion/my own trans male Tav

(Toxic, unhealthy) Cazador/Astarion & Vellioth/Cazador

(Toxic, unhealthy) Raphael/Gortash

(Toxic, unhealthy) canon Dark Urge/Gortash

Any combination between the companions as friends

Halsin & adopted kids

Gale & Tara, as well as Gale & Yenna

Won't Write:

Anything with a Tav or Durge that is not my own (I just do not feel comfortable writing about someone else's OCs, sorry)

Any reader insert

Any shippings with Gale (the man needs therapy first lol)

Ascended Astarion

Sharran Shadowheart

God Gale

Minthara, because I never managed to recruit her

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Will Write:

Xenk/Edgin

Edgin/Zia

Any variation of the characters as platonic relationships

I will write also crossovers with BG3

Won't Write:

Edgin/Holga

Simon/Doric as a romantic shipping - Doric is canonically asexual, and I do headcanon her as aromantic as well, so I absolutely love to write them as a very intense queerplatonic relationship, but not as anything romantic

Castlevania (Netflix)

Will Write:

Any characters

(Greta)/Trevor/Sypha/Alucard (and any combination between any two of them, with the exception of Greta/Alucard)

Hector/Isaac

(Toxic or AU) Hector/Lenore

Carmilla/Laura

Striga/Morana

Morana/Cho

Dracula/Lisa (however, for them I will not write harder kink)

Will also write: Hector/Sypha/Greta & (Hector)/Isaac/Trevor

Any friendship/platonic combination between character who live in the end

Will not Write:

As said above: romantic/sexual Greta/Alucard (I headcanon Greta as aromantic bisexual and Alucard as panromantic demisexual - and in my stuff they are just not compatible in what they want from a relationship, but are queerplatonic with each other)

Cis Striga (I headcanon her as trans and I will refuse to write her as cis)

Dracula/any character who is not Lisa (however, I would write a whumpy one-sided "Isaac is crushing on Dracula" story)

Hector/Lenore as a healthy couple outside of an AU

Castlevania: Nocturne

Will Write:

Mizrak/Olrox

Erzebeth/Drolta

Edouard/Jacques

Pretty much any friendship/platonic stuff between the characters

Will not Write:

Alucard/Maria (absolutely not, that's so fucking creepy)

Richter/Maria

Admittedly so far I am also not confident enough to write Richter/Annette

League of Legends & Arcane

Will Write:

Honestly, within LoL I will write a ton of different ships - especially queer ships. So - given the amount of characters, just look at the "Won't write" and if a ship is not there, just try and ask.

I will write most of the canonical AUs of LoL (like Star Guardians and Odysse)

For the Arcane timeline I am also quite versatile when it comes to alternate timelines - from "nothing bad ever happens" AUs up to "everything goes to shit" AUs

Will not Write:

I will definitely not write anything for the characters, who are actively participating in a fascist genocide (looking at some characters in Noxus and especially Demacia)

Caitlyn/Vi (because too many fans are biphobic, and I am done with it)

Shyvana/Jarven

Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical

Will Write:

Grace/Persephone

Grace/Freddie/Persephone

Freddie/Calliope

Persephone/Calliope

Any platonic combination between any characters

Won't Write:

Grace/Apollo

Grace/Pan

Anything about Athena (I hate her)

Hades

Will Write:

Zagreus/Thanatos/Megaera

Hades/Persephone/Nyx

Archilles/Patroclus

I would love to write family and friendship fluff, too!

Won't Write:

Zagreus/Theseus

I have not yet played Hades 2, so...

[keylimepieeeeee]

introduction/pinned post

i've lurked around whump communities for a long time, so i figured it was about time for me to jump in myself :)

pinned post is still a work in progress while i figure out what exactly i want to do with my blog here

my projects (placeholders for now, will put actual relevant info at some point):

❖ WB — Six centuries ago, Alejandro swore himself to a cruel faerie lord in exchange for the life of his childhood lover. In doing so, he condemned himself to an eternity of captivity, bound to his patron by the contract drawn from his blood and the flowers blooming from his bones each spring. Now, enslaved in all but name, he must serve both the whims of his lord and the treacherous machinations spun by fae queens and human sovereigns alike.

Autumn arrives on wings of crimson and gold, and the world goes lush with dying. The stars are changing with the advent of the new age, emerging from their slumber for the first time since the Storm, and Alejandro is quite possibly the only one who can stop it.

[OC intros coming at some point]

featuring • fae courts, cutthroat maneuvering & all the political intrigue, humans kept as 'pets', fucked up magic, too much worldbuilding and not enough plot I mean what, nsfw warnings/cws • slavery, minor pet whump vibes, dehumanization, mind control & manipulation, body horror, gore, abusive relationships (emotional, physical), noncon, nsfw content (most/all snippets that ever get posted here will most likely include some form of explicit content, since my primary reason for making this blog is to explore stuff that doesn't make it into the actual ms for different projects. as such, minors please do not interact!)

❖ Other miscellaneous aus (will organize this properly...eventually)

living power source • god x sacrifice • s x t

other things on this blog:

writing thoughts and rambles

whump prompts

reblogging art

repository of challenges, events, and exchanges

fashion (because i'm runway posting on main anyway but the obsession runs deep, y'all)

favorite tropes:

pet whump

prisoner/captive whump

prisoner/captive mercyfic/whump aftermath(?)

General captivity & coerced into helping the enemy vibes

Magic used for whump purposes

some gore, I personally lean more on the milder side but I don’t mind more graphic gore and will reblog it

some body horror

explicit NSFW, a mix of noncon and negotiated kink. again, mdni

environmental whump

Living weapon/power source

interrogation whump

I would love to meet and chat with other writers or whump enjoyers; my post comments/dms/askbox are always open!

(tags and masterlists under the cut)

tags:

#art - i do like to support artists if i can, so i anticipate reblogging a lot of whump art :)

#fave - what it says on the tin

#prompts - whumpy prompts from other people

#ref - posts laying out events, exchanges, prompt challenges, etc

#on my fae bullshit - visuals/inspo (mostly fashion lbr)

#m art - for my graphics, moodboards, edits, etc

#m bullying - whumping inspo

#m au - whumping inspo, part 2

#m blogging - my original posts/thoughts/rambles

masterlists:

#whumpuary2025

[whump-me]

I finished my Cinderella retelling, and now I’m writing whumpy Beauty and the Beast. This is an interesting one, because more than anything else I’ve written, it lives at the intersection of whump and kink. There’s no sex whatsoever, explicit or otherwise--I’m way too ace--but there’s a definite kinky thread running through the dynamic between the heroine and the… love interest? villain? who even knows?

This is, in a way, my answer to all the books I’ve read where the whumpy dynamic ends up turning into a D/s situation where the (former) whumpee discovers a love for submission and becomes eager to obey. (No judgment on anyone who loves this dynamic, it’s just not my thing, and because I don’t personally like it, I find it disappointing when I was expecting the story to go in a different direction.) This one is for the freaks like me whose response to a demand for obedience is, “Make me.”

(…And because of our current Backyard Fence Situation--i.e. we currently don’t have one because of a scheduling snafu--right now I’m dictating this story while walking through the neighborhood every evening taking the dog for a much-needed walk. It's a little awkward.)