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Teleporting nonsense? 👀 (where are they going)
Oh gosh, this one is almost aggressively goofy — Chuuya gets hit with an ability which keeps teleporting him to Dazai every single time that Chuuya thinks about him. Which, according to the laws of "trying not to think of a pink elephant", immediately becomes nearly impossible for Chuuya to avoid (also they are Weird about each other which doesn't help askdfjskdjf)
Here's a snippet from towards the beginning:
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Suddenly, without warning, Dazai heard an odd popping noise, and something—or rather, someone—materialized out of thin air, dropping on top of Dazai with a yelp.
…Of course, since Dazai was in the midst of tipping his chair back, he had no chance to brace himself, and he and the newcomer both went tumbling down backwards onto the floor, the chair producing a loud crash that echoed throughout the agency.
“Dazai!” Kunikida exclaimed, jumping to his feet and reaching for his notebook, prepared to fight the intruder. “Are you alright?!”
Atsushi jolted up as well, backing away from the chaotic jumble of limbs beside his chair. “Wait,” he said, squinting. “Isn’t that…?”
The newcomer struggled up from Dazai’s chest, his cheeks flaring redder than his disheveled hair, opening and closing his mouth wordlessly with an expression of utter fury.
Dazai wheezed, dazed from being so abruptly crushed, and propped himself up on his elbows. “Chibi is so heavy,” he complained automatically, peering up at his old partner. “…Chuuya? How did you get here?”
Chuuya flushed somehow even darker than before, the red spreading to the tips of his ears and down his neck beneath his choker. Before anyone could say another word, however, he jumped up from Dazai’s lap to storm over to the nearest window and wrench it open. “Stupid—fucking—ability user!” he shrieked as he launched himself over the sill. “Forget this ever happened!”
Then he glowed dark crimson with his ability and leapt away into the sky, vanishing over the rooftops of Yokohama.
In the aftermath, Dazai cautiously picked himself up from the floor, dusting off his waistcoat with an expression of disdain. “Such a messy slug, leaving without so much as an explanation,” he sniffed, and wrangled his chair back upright so he could sit once again. Before long, a sly look crossed his face. “Say, Kunikida-kun, since I’ve just been injured in an altercation with the Port Mafia, surely I don’t have to work anymore today—?”
“You’re perfectly fine!” Kunikida snapped, though not before checking over Dazai’s condition carefully. “…Still, that was peculiar. What do you suppose happened to him?”
Dazai shrugged, kicking his feet back up onto the desk once more. “Who knows?” he sighed. “The Port Mafia comes across all sorts of abilities in the course of their dealings. I expect the slug found himself up against some manner of teleportation-type gifted, that’s all. Though why he would wind up teleporting here specifically, I don’t kn—”
Before Dazai could finish his sentence, they heard another loud POP, and Chuuya once more appeared out of nowhere to drop straight down onto Dazai’s lap. This time, though still caught off guard, Dazai managed to remain upright in his chair by grabbing hold of Chuuya’s waist to steady him.
The pair stared at each other for a long, stunned moment, both equally nonplussed.
Chuuya broke out of it first and buried his face in his hands, letting out a low hiss of frustration. “Are you fucking serious,” he said into his palms, slightly muffled. “Every single time?”
Dazai grinned, sensing blood in the water. “Gotten yourself into a fix, have you hatrack?” he said innocently.
#this was a LONG snippet but I think it's a pretty good demonstration of the premise lololol#there is. a bit of angst. Because of course there is#but mostly it is Nonsense#anyway!! Thank you for the ask Nawy! :D#senhart's writing#ask game
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cooking dinner
#not too bad for deciding to learn animating mostly properly less than 24 hours ago#stupid nonsense doodle for testing out the animation stuff in clip studio paint#dirk strider#weapons ////#fuckin uhhh#fuit#lovisas art#homestuck#hs
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#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv fanart#yoo joonghyuk#kim dokja#joongdok#중독#my art#nonsense book I wanted to print for Fanime nightmarket but didn't make it in time noooooo (; ~ ;)#it's dr frankenstein-esque unethical mad scientist kdj with babygirl reanimated corpse monster/cyborg yjh made from 1863+ parts...#but mostly just an excuse for PWP#I like to give them a domestic lifestyle in various costumes#also do please visit me at the Fanime Nightmarket if you are in the area ehehe it's my first time in the US I can't wait to look around..!#the table is Snail Mail Co at the Oasis..! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)#(there's actually 2 AUs going on here but they were aesthetically similar so I smashed it into one post....)
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The hellsite is eating my posts again. We'll see what gets through.
Edit: this one made it! You've asked for a house tour, I hope this isn't boring. There's some rooms that I don't include because I'm working on stuff and don't want to show the mess. This is still not that tidy but it's... tolerable mess. The audio is just Clair de Lune, no narration. I can answer questions if you have them; I'm always happy to talk about my million hobbies and the house is...definitely one of them.
I could also do a photo post for anyone who doesn't want to watch the whole thing.
#i dont want this to come across as braggy#i know exactly how lucky i am to have a house to do this kind of nonsense with#but also most of this is just diy after diy and a loooot of facebook marketplace trawling#every few months I get a couple family members in to move an item of furniture I cant get by myself but mostly im just doing things solo.#it's wild how much you can just DO#even if its not done perfectly#i like my house a lot#its not fancy--it is in fact a very simple 1900 american foursquare#and it needs a lot more work still#but im chipping away at it and it pleases me.
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despite being more often than not a "rules as written" fan over "rule of cool", i really do love me a good "rules be damned, i'll give you this awesome moment" call. like matt giving fcg the otohan kill despite what her hp was at or brennan giving cerrit an extra mage slayer reaction attack at the end of calamity. honestly, if anything, i think the fact they mostly play by the book makes these moments even better because it really has that extra weight towards those decisions to put the rules aside.
#critical role#cr spoilers#i can't get over how crazy it was though. genuinely an incredible moment.#like tbh i was too entranced by the Incredible move sam made to cry or anything. i was so hype for how awesome it was.#it was perfect#but yeah usually whenever i see the dm advice of 'dont track a boss's hp just go off the Vibes' i get annoyed by it#but this was such an exception that i am SO glad that matt did it#im just fucking throwing words out there at rhis point i have no idea if any of my words make sense ever but#im trying to express how much i love this and its mostly just absolute nonsense
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I feel like the Bats are pretty territorial about their "I know a guy" people. Babs doesn't share her contacts with Bruce, who doesn't share his with anyone; then Dick and Tim clear out massive swathes of the board, and Damian is fiercely against his contacts being the contacts of members of his family (and has let someone get two words in before taking over the call and demanding an explanation for this betrayal). Cass doesn't get it until someone offers to call one of her friends, and then her feathers get ruffled, and that phone is out of Tim's hand before he can finish the sentence. Steph rolls her eyes when Bruce says he also knows that person, and replies "well they don't like you". Jason despises his goons getting chummy with "the enemy" and will threaten to sever ties over even his pizza delivery guys getting shared. Duke meets with his contacts at the Hatch and refuses to even mention their names and will go invisible if anyone tries guessing who it is.
#this extends to rogues#All of Dick's siblings complain that he hasn't spoken to that person in MONTHS but Dick maintains that doesn't matter#Alfred thinks they're lunatics#But also he's the one that kickstarted this nonsense with his MI6 ways#this is mostly a crack post#but also based on how ridiculously secretive the Batfam was at some point#batman#batfamily#bruce wayne#textpost#shitpost#batfam headcanons
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im inflicting this stupid idea. suffer
Vaggie unknowingly taking her 7,777th life with her spear, from a mix of demon and angel victims, and suddenly the spear she was holding is gone and there's an infant CHILD in her hands-
tiny gray demon tail wrapping around her wrist, little steel grey horns poking out of white hair, soft fluffy grey wings fluttering on it's back
Vaggie, holding the child at arm's length: "Uh. Charlie...?"
Charlie: "Busy fighting, be right there!"
Vaggie: "Charlie. Baby."
Charlie: "Yeah??"
Charlie: "No. Not 'Charlie babe'- Charlie. BABY."
Charlie: "I mean I kinda like 'babe' better, not gonna lie, but-"
Charlie: "...."
Charlie: "Vaggie. Baby."
Vaggie: "Baby."
Charlie: "Where-"
Vaggie: "Spear."
Charlie: "SPEAR?!"
Vaggie: "h e l p." (baby coos and makes grabby claws at her) "C h a r l i e, h e l p !"
Charlie: "Shit, fuck- support their head! Support their head!!"
Vaggie: "H- ow???"
Charlie: "Like- it's like when you're cleaning your spear!"
Vaggie: (cradling baby) "It's got hold of my HAIR-"
Charlie: "-ohhhh my fffff-"
Vaggie: "Don't SWEAR in front of it!!!"
Charlie: "-fffather that's an actual baby. That's uhhh. That's a... We need to- BATTLE CANCELED! BATTLE CANCELED WE'VE GOT A BABY ON THE FIELD!!!"
Lute: "a WHAT!?"
Lucifer: "OH SPECTACULAR! Congratulations!!!"
Lucifer: "....wait."
#hazbin hotel#vaggie#chaggie#charlie morningstar#lucifer morningstar#silly au nonsense#oc chaggie kid#kinda???#adopted chaggie kid????#it's vaggie's SPEAR brought to life by the collective residue energies of the demons and angels she's killed???????#so it's still... mostly hellborn with a dash of divine thrown in??#and charlie's not the step dad she's the dad who stepped UP?????#i don't know wwhat this is#away with it#be free!
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Let’s take another stab at it. I think I’m getting somewhere!
#‘remind me not to post late’ i said last time. before promptly posting late again today#WELL IM NOT LIKE. NONSENSICAL FROM EXHAUSTION THIS TIME.#IMPROVEMENTS PEOPLE!!!! IMPROVEMENTS!!!!!!!#someone was like ‘i could barely tell’ when i said offhandedly my last post was supposed to be fem sm and i just put my head in my hands#NO SHADE TO THEM i deserved that IM RLLY struggLING. FNSKFFJF. but i think i gourt it…..#the baggy previous shirt made it a bit harder to tell and thus i was forced to.. actually look at his sprite instead of going off memory#what a shame right! i hate looking qt hASHFKKGNB I JUST HEARD A MYSTERY SOUND#CHAT ITS ONE AM IM ALL ALONE IN MOSTLY DARKNESS#?????? im froking out#thas the ghost telling me to shut up#okay girlboss i’ll listen!#BYEEEEE#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#mystuff#cookie run#crk#‘at least im not nonsensical’ continues to hear sourceless noises. like okay#U GUYS DONT GET IT. IT WAS A SIGH. A VERY HUMAN SIGH. BUT THERES NO ONE ELSE HERE?#OKAY BYE
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I want you to know that your art is very important to me, and I'm very invested in all of the characters I have seen from you. Also, the discussion about Finnish and other languages having gendered words or not has been the last little push to get me to start learning Finnish which I think is fun.
I'm making this a little compilation post of all the language asks I got. Thank you for sharing, this was genuinely really interesting!
#answered#anonymous#long post#the-biornicles#procyon-caffeinaeus#also this may sound childish but it's always thrilling whenever I get to read posts like these#I dunno it's just so outlandish that there are a bunch of people living in the various corners of the planet who like my art and characters#and take the time to read the nonsense I write in tumblr tags#you'd think you would get used to the idea but no it still makes me giddy#also to the anons learning Finnish I'm cheering for you#Finnish people are typically extremely stoked/flattered/shyly pleased whenever someone deems our language even a little bit worth learning#and they love to tell you that Finnish is hard but it's mostly because it's not an Indo-European language#so chances are it's going to be sort of different and incompatible with the language(s) you already speak#English for example is more closely related to Sanskrit Bengali and Persian than Finnish
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I have a Venn Diagram to share
#satoru gojo#kakashi hatake#mostly this post was inspired by me having the phrase 'toxic yaoi friendship' stuck in my head wanting a way to use it HAHA#the bi flag colours are. as always. intentional#also i struggled on describing the anime magic thing. because kakashi is EXTREMELY powerful. and ppl admire that#but ultimately no one's really like 'wow what a freak' about him specifically. but they are definitely like that for gojo#i could add a point about love triangles too but this is v long already#also kakashi is ALSO silly but not as a trauma response. silliness sidegig#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#jujutsu kaisen manga spoilers#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jujutsu kaisen#jjk series#naruto series#ayesha talks anime#paint edits#nonsense#i also thought about adding a 'would call me a slur'/'wouldn't call me a slur' point jokingly but i thought that it might be too soon#(i haven't read the manga but i do keep hearing things against my will)#venn diagram
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idk what's wrong with my sense of humor but it always cracks me up when somebody pulls out a regular ass gun instead of the typical sci-fi weaponry
#yes the last one was actually a sci-fi gun but shhhh#rick and morty#rick and morty season 6#rick and morty season 7#previous leon#summer smith#night summer#rick sanchez#night rick#i can't tag morty#poor boy got mostly cropped out lol#full meta jackrick#night family#rickfending your mort#rnm#r&m#rick & morty#my nonsense
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Shark tale but instead it's Tumblr sexymen what do you all think
Couldn't bring myself to post this on Instagram (the fever wore off) but I thought you all would like it here
#maudiemoods art tag#had a fever yesterday and doodled a BUNCH but it's mostly nonsense#hmmmm do I want to tag this with all the proper tags?#nah
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more sketches Ermm
#farmers with harvey and haley belong to my friends :-3#SRY MOSTLY NONSENSE SKETCHES IM KINDA LAZY RN#ace attorney#phoenix wright#maya fey#mia fey#pearl fey#trucy wright#apollo justice#i love tiny angry dog apollo#klavier gavin#godot#miles edgeworth#wrightworth#????I GUESS#stardew valley#sdv sam#sdv harvey#sdv haley
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"castes" are a bug equivilant of gender; but on alternia they are oft filtered through a lens of classism+racism. it's interesting to think about how for trolls, racism and misogyny are heavily overlapping (if not the same thing*)... which could be a statement about how human misogyny and racism are also heavily overlapping (since bioessentialism is so heavily rooted in colonialist white eurocentric standards). or it could just be a weird coincidence.
#*there's this post i REALLY liked about how jadebloods are not just a 'mostly female' caste; to be jade IS to be femme;#because alternian culture is corrupted by LE (known misogynist) who influenced how they view femininity as lower class;#aka CASTES THEMSELVES can be more viewed as femme or masc; rather than individual trolls; and the worst jobs are given to women;#women who Happen To Be Coded Green 🤔 (cherubs dont have human gender they have blood and modeled their gender off people)#twas a VERY good post but alas i could not reblog bcuz op had me blocked lol#op#hsmeta#homestuck#anyway im just babbling nonsense here. pay me no mind
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spending some more time chewing on the concept of byleth and edelgard constantly writing each other letters—both while one of them is off traveling and also when they're both at home and seeing each other every day. there's one on the emperor's desk in her study; one in byleth's storage locker in the barracks; one left on a pillow or slipped into a pocket or tucked into a book the other is reading.
the emperor is interrupted during a big meeting by a page delivering a "most crucial missive from the commander." she unseals it in front of everyone and it's a crude drawing of a smiley face that says "hello i love you"
edelgard would write these excessively verbose things, very heavy on the poetry and flowery language. there are a couple paragraphs of updates and then page after page after page of "i love you"s and "i miss you"s communicated in ten thousand different and increasingly grandiloquent ways. byleth has learned to bring a dictionary along on her trips so she can decode all the sesquipedalian nightmare terms edelgard uses to tell her she's pretty. most letters start and end with an implied threat that if anyone other than byleth reads it or finds out how soft the emperor is, there will be hell to pay, but it doesn't stop her from proceeding to go ham on the romantic sappiness.
meanwhile byleth's letters are. pretty straight and to the point. she's keeping her posted about the weather, about this dog that she met, about a cool tree she saw, and transcribing direct quotes and best wishes from their friends. but she also includes little mementos she picked up or shiny things she found (she's like a crow with pretty rocks, shells, and baubles), and presses flowers that she thinks edelgard will like, and attempts to sketch things she wishes edelgard got to see with her. it's painfully obvious that byleth will never have an artistic career, but edelgard adores every single drawing all the same.
(hubert made a suggestion to have the emperor and her adviser use different seals or envelopes for their personal and official correspondence. this was accepted as reasonable. several months later, edelgard found out he made the suggestion after the third instance in which he'd been doing his secretarial duties and responding to the emperor's mail, only to find the message from the emperor's adviser did not, in fact, contain the woman's latest report on the situation in fhirdiad or fodlan's locket, but a rather lurid list of her intentions for the emperor upon returning home to enbarr. one contained a diagram. hubert did not examine it.)
edelgard, who hoards every paper she's ever had reason to touch and who has a (frankly, pathological) filing system for everything in her life, has a special container for byleth's letters that is under lock and key. byleth, who lived out of a rucksack for most of her life and constantly had to consider carry weight when vetting her few belongings, doesn't really know how to... have... things. she struggled with toting around all this paper for a while, but couldn't bear to toss out even the simplest "meet me at 4pm for the council meeting" message. she had to make peace with the concept of using a drawer for something like long-term storage and frequently checks to make sure they're all still there.
both of them keep their favorite ones in the back of their respective journals and act like they're not so extremely, terminally soft on each other.
#sterge.rtf#edeleth#fe3h#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#edelgard von hresvelg#byleth eisner#byleth x edelgard#them girls. y'know?#maybe i'll write something with this at some point. mostly i just think it's cute to shitpost about#i have them on the brain today#because i'm putting off solving a problem i ran into on a wip#and also putting off an annoying worldbuilding thing i have to sort out for a Different story i'm working on#so here you are. more fluffy nonsense about them girls.
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timkon version of klimt's "the kiss" but kon is the one on the right. tim may or may not have gotten something to stand on in order to be kissing him from above (even though kon's kneeling) (kon also may or may not be floating while kneeling just to make it a little harder on him) (tim's really smug that he has successfully gotten a kiss in despite this. he won. take that kon. get fucking smooched idiot!!!) (kon is going 🥰🥰🥰 bc he loves to get smooched yay yippee yay yayy). do you see the vision
#rimi talks#a picture is worth a thousand words. the thousand words mostly describe the background nonsense required to get into this pose#tims going >:3!!! about getting to be tall enough to kiss kon from above for once#and kon's just on cloud nine about it but he better watch out before tim blows a raspberry on his face#its abt the shenanigans... the besties to lovers silliness of it all... do u understand...#timkon#tim#kon
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