#but me?

[werewolfdog]

Rewatching Invincible's season one to get into two and three but at what cost

[forlorn-kumquat]

what if I'm just shit

[c00kietin]

why must I cry so much.

[bilboyagathechickenfootedhobbit]

Delightful stabby friend I found in the garden today. Scared the hell out of my husband and made him nervous about me continuing to work around her. Not like she was gonna jump and fly at me. I love how she gets right on top of the part of the wall that most closely matches her and then just squeeeezes down and pulls everything in. You can tell she’s definitely eating well in my garden!

[holycartoonwarrior]

I wish they let stewy cry once, I would’ve gotten immense (completely NON SEXUAL (lying)) satisfaction.

[theredviper]

i’m still trying to figure out my “calling.” i want to feel like i was made to do something — that it’s my purpose

[juniperhillpatient]

nothing makes me happier than a meal that makes my eyes water lmao

[mentality-of-wukong-au]

Mathias:well yeah, fate is something we can’t stop. All we can do is endure it. Even if it hurts…

Macaque: Yeah…

Macaque: But it’s kind of a useless ability…

Macaque: What kind of omniscient being can see through the future but not do anything about it…?

[brainfuzz]

I just spent half an hour on the phone with my kid, who's 4 hours away from me, while a tornado went somewhere through the neighborhood. He lives with my parents, but they're visiting my brother on the other coast and aren't home.

He's telling me how loud the wind is, and how dark the sky is, and how much its raining, while hunkered down in the basement with his cat. He lives in New Jersey, which is not known for its tornadoes. This is the second one he's been through this year.

The next person who says climate change isn't real is getting throat punched.

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[vee-lociraptor]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[xxscrabiesxx]

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?