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is jayvik a thing anymore? idk

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house em dee in tlou zombie apocalypse someone see my vision someone help me

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Sometimes I think it's a good thing that HBO-verse Outbreak Day occurred in 2003, before House M.D. premiered, because I can easily imagine Joel watching it and it giving him anxiety, especially in a post-apocalyptic context:

"Oh shit, what if Ellie goes swimming in a lake and gets a brain-eating amoeba up her nose?"

"Oh shit, what if Ellie gets bitten by a bat and gets rabies and we don't have shots for that anymore?"

"Oh shit, what if Ellie gets a tiny scratch where no-one can see it and catches a staph infection?"

Man's got enough on his plate already without having to also worry about tapeworms from undercooked fish. I think Ellie would've found the show pretty gnarly, though, and definitely tried to emulate House when Jackson busybodies are bothering her.

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tlou bill and frank but it’s house and wilson after the six months are up

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Imagine a conversation between Hannibal Lector, Joel Miller, and Dr. Gregory House.

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me consuming every piece of queer media instead of having a social life:

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The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

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canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".

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iron and wine was southern gothic Ethel Cain preachers daughter before Ethel Cain was southern gothic Ethel Cain preachers daughter

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My silly domestic fluff headcanon that no one asked for is that Viktor (poor kid who most likely had to take care of his own needs alone as a teen/young adult, including looking presentable around rich people) and Jayce (mama's boy whose family probably wasn't wealthy enough to have servants) would do perfectly fine keeping house together. They can probably both cook okay (living on the Runeterra equivalent of instant ramen during the Hextech years was more about time/interest than skill). Viktor can probably sew well enough to mend/alter his own clothes including knowing basic repairs like darning socks. When he has a chance to create his ideal society from scratch we see that he fills it with beautiful architectural details and growing things. I can see Jayce getting really into baking bread for the stress relief element of it. Between the two of them, they can fabricate or fix anything mechanical.

Caitlyn (had servants for everything) and Vi (life trajectory went surplus of parental figures -> thrown in prison as a teenager -> living off booze and fight club winnings) are the couple who would set the kitchen on fire trying to make toast.

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nobody gets Jack Torrance like I do

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A different kind of magic

Can’t stop thinking about this post by @avelera talking about the amount of stage magician stuffs in Jayce’s childhood room. He definitely had a whole magician phase and that’s so dorky of him.

Extra:

He’s such a loser. I’m in love with him.

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It's very funny to me how people will bring up the meljay sex scene when trying to discredit jayvik as if the entire scene isn't constantly cutting back to Viktor dying due to the hexcore. Viewers aren't stupid, they're gonna associate two characters when said characters are constantly juxtaposed against each other on screen. If you're tired of jayvik being brought up whenever someone talks about meljay you should instead be angry at the show for never letting meljay stand as their own entity and instead shoving Viktor into all their intimate moments.

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Too many jayvik ok faggot scenes in act 3

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Too many jayvik ok faggot scenes in act 3

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THE WAY I SAID THIS AS A JOKE. "WHAT IF JAYVIK GETS A JMART WNDING." WHAT IF. KM LOSING MY MIND I PREDICTED IT

making my tags my own post

but if i had a nickel for every time two gays. one of which was the arbiter of the apocalypse and the other who refused to abandon him in spite of everything

who held each other as they undid the horrors that arbiter created, blipping themselves out of time and space in the process to be united forever Somewhere Else

i would have two nickels.

which isn't much BUT ITS TEARING MY HEART FUCKING ASUNDER THAT ITS HAPPENED TWICE WITH MEDIA I LOVE NOW

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I am having the worst mental breakdown in existance. Im shaking so hard im putting the austrailian dancer to shame. I am having so many emotiones I don't think I can survive. I don't know how to comprehend the level of absolute gay/lesbian/straight whatever the fuck I just watched.