#but mans lives rent free in my head

[greensagephase]

Miguel and His Wife/Husband

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One of my favorite things in fiction books is when you have a guy and girl get married (most of the books I've read with this concept are always about straight couples, so that's why I'm being specific here, but I'm sure this is a theme in LGBTQ+ books, too,), and then you have the guy come into a room looking for his wife but she's nowhere in sight so he immediately asks any one else, "Where is my wife?" / "Have you seen my wife?" / and they just find any excuse to make it known that they have a wife. I go feral crazy over it each time!

Okay, well, I was thinking this sounds like something Miguel would do 😭 Like, imagine he goes out on a mission and comes back to HQ and immediately hits some spider people up with, "Have you seen my wife/husband?" and any time they ask him something like what he's doing over the weekend he's like, "My wife/husband and I are going to..." and everyone is just like, "Yes, we get it, you have a wife/husband. We talk with them every day, we know!!" But Miguel just loves being able to say that he has a wife/husband so much that he doesn't care if everyone else is like "here he goes again" because mans has A WIFE/HUSBAND and he wants the world to know!!

At the same time, he's probably the kind of man that probably becomes so, so happy and flustered every time his partner is like, "yeah, my husband.." like, that's right, he's YOUR HUSBAND!!!

That's it, that's the idea!

[froggielovescoffee]

ruin am iright? hehhehrhedhehrhehehrh

[tacc0yak1]

hmmmm nothing changes between these grandpas

[kitthenameless]

Gale Dekarios appears at first glance to be an attractive but disheveled wizard with a lot of charm but also a sorta sad, wet energy (like a cat left out in the rain). Then you get to know him, and he still is that, but he's also...

Gale Dekarios:

- Archmage.

- Chosen of the Goddess of Magic.

- Best friends with a tressym.

- Penpals with a magma mephit.

- Has been to at least one other dimension.

- Once bought 60 drinks at an adventurer's bar to stop a needless fight.

- Lives in a tower.

- Seems like a pacifist but says things like, "Let me recite their demise," in battle.

- Knows a guy who can get you some brains.

I'm sure there are more interesting tidbits I'm missing, but I can't keep making this list forever.

Furthermore, all of Gale's horny lines come from out of nowhere and hit you like a truck. The timing and delivery are incredible. Completely blunt, no warning, no reservation. Just, "Not that I don't appreciate your musk," and, "I once read a book that explained in some detail the effect a brush with danger has on one's desire for... other forms of stimulation," and, "It surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue."

Gale.

Just, Gale, man.

Fucking Gale.

[shrimparts-blog888]

🍎🍎🍎Bad, bad apples🍎🍎🍎

[sagebrush-and-sadness]

Nah, I genuinely find the idea of hand-feeding Boothill bullets, like you would feed a horse some sugar cubes, fucking hilarious but surprisingly wholesome. It's like giving a dog a treat for good behavior. Since he munches on them out of boredome, having a handful of them in your pocket is actually quite useful. You want him to do something he would rather not do? Just tell him you've got some new, crunchy bullets for him to try and he'll be there, grumbling and frowning yet listening to you diligently.

He would actually lean down and take them from the palm of your hand with his teeth, too. Boothill knows it makes you giggle every time, so he's always ready to do the most boring shit for your sake if it means you'll smile for him.

[saturniere]

through Harmony, we obtain Order

[unperceiveme]

I know I'm late to the trend but- here's my offering before summer is truly over 🤲

[hkthatgffan]

ALEX HIRSCH JUST POSTED THIS ON HIS INSTAGRAM STORIES, OMG!!

HE ATE HIMSELF FOR HIS BIRTHDAY ;-;

RIP, Alex Hirsch

Cause of Death: Eaten by Alex Hirsch

[hedonistbyheart]

They are trying very hard to be adorable so he won’t ask about The Shenanigans they’re hiding from him.

[transformativeworks]

It's Rex Manning Day!

[deviouz]

oh, to be bent over nanami kento’s lap <3

he’s already had a hard day with work — endless meetings that could have been reduced down to a measly email and stacks upon stacks of paperwork that had his head pounding tended to do that to a person.

so imagine his surprise when he gets home and sees his pretty little partner with an attitude and already bratting off. couldn’t you have waited for him to unwind a little?

nanami had tried his hardest to make what little patience he had left in the reserves to make do, but you just had to go and run your mouth when he was kind enough to give you ample time to behave.

“ken, wait!” your voice rang out, hips squirming as you attempted to crawl off of his lap. “‘m sorry!”

your struggling proved to be fruitless as one of his hands came to sit at the small of your back, keeping you pinned against thick thighs, while the other grabbed a fistful of your hair and tipped your head back. his eyes were hardened, lips pressed into a thin line of disappointment.

“now you’re sorry? i don’t think so, sweetheart, but you will be. make sure you remember to count, otherwise we’ll just have to restart.”

with that, your head drooped back down, falling between slumped shoulders as your body quivered with something akin to dread. it definitely wouldn’t have been your first time at getting kento so riled up.

any and all thoughts soon left your head as the first smack! was delivered to your bare cheeks, oversized tee pulled up and lacy panties long discarded. all you could manage was a stuttered out one, ken before you felt the next rhythmic slap.

it was hard enough to have your eyes glazing over and fingers digging into the plushness of the couch below.

“how many should we do, hm? i think thirty should suffice.”

[lazyhistoria]

[farshootergotme]

Started thinking about how Dick lost the two most important people in his life at the age of 8 and since then death has never left him. It's just so heartbreaking because it will never stop affecting him. He can't stop caring, he can't possibly stop loving the people who enter his life no matter how high the chances he'll lose them too are. He could lose his whole family, all his friends ('s been close both, even if some eventually came back) and yet he would never stop welcoming people in his life because his heart is just so big and he has so much love to give.

[darkxsoulzyx]

POV: You join the fnaf security breach fandom / DCA fandom

[tearsofastraeax]

könig headcanons

nsfw content. könig has all the feels + 1 fluffy extra

jealous!könig he sees another guy hitting on you at the bar. he throws a possessive arm over your shoulder, staring down the other guy, intentionally making himself look even bigger than he already is. later when you get home he fucks you while he whispers in your ear that you're his and no one else is allowed to touch you or he'll break their fingers one by one

possessive!könig every opportunity he gets he's putting his hands on you. on your back, around your waist, over your shoulder, holding your hand. staking his claim for everyone to see, especially when someone has the audacity to look your way. he needs everyone to know you're his and his alone

protective!könig you're getting harassed by some guys, and he sees it. he doesn't even hesitate for a second before his fist collides with the face of one of the guys. before you know it they're all knocked out, in various stages of broken bones and already forming bruises. he leads you away with a hand on your back, slowly sliding down to your ass and gives you a kiss on the forehead

angry!könig you've never seen him like this, but his chest slowly rises and falls with the apparent control it takes for him to keep himself together. he barely looks at you. but when you're home, behind closed doors, he throws you on the bed and fucks you like never before. holding your hands in one of his behind your back and relentlessly pounding into you. afterwards he pulls you onto his chest and presses a soft kiss to your head

sleepy!könig he's laying next to you, still half asleep as the sun kisses his naked skin. he grumbles and huffs, blowing your hair out of his face as you chuckle. without another word he pulls you close to his chest, wrapping his body around you and telling you to go back to sleep. just seconds after you hear a faint snoring behind you