#but mans lives rent free in my head

[greensagephase]

Miguel and His Wife/Husband

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One of my favorite things in fiction books is when you have a guy and girl get married (most of the books I've read with this concept are always about straight couples, so that's why I'm being specific here, but I'm sure this is a theme in LGBTQ+ books, too,), and then you have the guy come into a room looking for his wife but she's nowhere in sight so he immediately asks any one else, "Where is my wife?" / "Have you seen my wife?" / and they just find any excuse to make it known that they have a wife. I go feral crazy over it each time!

Okay, well, I was thinking this sounds like something Miguel would do 😭 Like, imagine he goes out on a mission and comes back to HQ and immediately hits some spider people up with, "Have you seen my wife/husband?" and any time they ask him something like what he's doing over the weekend he's like, "My wife/husband and I are going to..." and everyone is just like, "Yes, we get it, you have a wife/husband. We talk with them every day, we know!!" But Miguel just loves being able to say that he has a wife/husband so much that he doesn't care if everyone else is like "here he goes again" because mans has A WIFE/HUSBAND and he wants the world to know!!

At the same time, he's probably the kind of man that probably becomes so, so happy and flustered every time his partner is like, "yeah, my husband.." like, that's right, he's YOUR HUSBAND!!!

That's it, that's the idea!

[froggielovescoffee]

ruin am iright? hehhehrhedhehrhehehrh

[tacc0yak1]

hmmmm nothing changes between these grandpas

[sanjiafterhours]

Luffy in alabasta was at his cuntiest and bravest like he befriended a princess, took down a warlord with extreme nicotine addiction and recruited said warlord's 28 y/o international terrorist cuntenserven colleague no gears no money no bitches no special technique just a pair of sandals and audacity

[kitthenameless]

Gale Dekarios appears at first glance to be an attractive but disheveled wizard with a lot of charm but also a sorta sad, wet energy (like a cat left out in the rain). Then you get to know him, and he still is that, but he's also...

Gale Dekarios:

- Archmage.

- Chosen of the Goddess of Magic.

- Best friends with a tressym.

- Penpals with a magma mephit.

- Has been to at least one other dimension.

- Once bought 60 drinks at an adventurer's bar to stop a needless fight.

- Lives in a tower.

- Seems like a pacifist but says things like, "Let me recite their demise," in battle.

- Knows a guy who can get you some brains.

I'm sure there are more interesting tidbits I'm missing, but I can't keep making this list forever.

Furthermore, all of Gale's horny lines come from out of nowhere and hit you like a truck. The timing and delivery are incredible. Completely blunt, no warning, no reservation. Just, "Not that I don't appreciate your musk," and, "I once read a book that explained in some detail the effect a brush with danger has on one's desire for... other forms of stimulation," and, "It surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue."

Gale.

Just, Gale, man.

Fucking Gale.

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

G1 Blurr

[gatorgrumbles]

YES GIVE HEART BOY CMERE ME GIVE WHOLE BODY

[unperceiveme]

I know I'm late to the trend but- here's my offering before summer is truly over 🤲

[shrimparts-blog888]

🍎🍎🍎Bad, bad apples🍎🍎🍎

[bowsergotdunked]

absolutely. rent. FREE.

(i've had this done since friday i was dying to post it shskfjab)

[sagebrush-and-sadness]

Nah, I genuinely find the idea of hand-feeding Boothill bullets, like you would feed a horse some sugar cubes, fucking hilarious but surprisingly wholesome. It's like giving a dog a treat for good behavior. Since he munches on them out of boredome, having a handful of them in your pocket is actually quite useful. You want him to do something he would rather not do? Just tell him you've got some new, crunchy bullets for him to try and he'll be there, grumbling and frowning yet listening to you diligently.

He would actually lean down and take them from the palm of your hand with his teeth, too. Boothill knows it makes you giggle every time, so he's always ready to do the most boring shit for your sake if it means you'll smile for him.

[saturniere]

through Harmony, we obtain Order

[ghoulspaw]

"how can we solve this"

MC: well, actually, haku-

[fatedroses]

Two former military elites taking merc jobs perform absolutely hellish battle tactics together.

[karvakera]

blehhh sillae

[sunny-ha]

Them cuddling and hugging 💘