#but like... this does have me thinking. 🧐

[bylertruther]

season five isn't going to be the byler show because we all have brains and recognize this is an ensemble sci fi show obviously, but it is kinda funny to hear people argue that because the duffers specifically point out in their pitch that will is gay and gets kidnapped soon after realizing it, then in season one have everyone who isn't "in the know" assume that this occurred because he's gay, thus really linking this realization with his disappearance both supernaturally and also to those outside of the main cast. this means that you can't separate the two. there's more to it of course, but will being gay and the consequences he faces for that is intertwined.

not only that, but they then reveal his kidnapper to be will's perfect character foil--love vs hate, light vs dark, hope vs despair, optimism vs cynicism, freedom vs subjugation, light wizard vs dark wizard, etc.

vecna spends all of season four preying on those who are traumatized and "other". he enshrouds them in their darkness until they succumb to it and believe it to be true, and gains strength from their despair.

what does will spend all of season four doing?

he stays by mike's side and banishes his deepest, darkest insecurities by basking him in his light. he listens to mike's worries and his secrets and tells him no, you're wrong, you're absolutely wrong and here's why. this is who you really are: someone worthy, capable, and strong. don't listen to that voice in your head; it's lying to you, mike. he gives mike hope and a way out of his darkness. he frees him from the grips of self-hate out of the goodness of his heart, not because he stands to gain anything from it.

vecna uses people's darkest and scariest memories to trap them and will uses one of mike's happy and safe memories to help him.

vecna gains strength from pain and rage and will gains strength from love and acceptance; acceptance that he felt from mike all his life and then acceptance that he specifically received from jonathan in the back kitchen.

time and time again, season four made sure to show us that they are two sides of the same coin and will's story cannot be extricated from mike and his romantic love for him, so like... season five is not going to be the byler show, but it also ... kind of is going to be the byler show lmao.

if season five is going to feature will then automatically it will feature mike and if it features them then it will pick up on their unfinished plot from season four and if love and acceptance are vecna's weaknesses and love and acceptance are what byler feel and receive from each other then... how is it not the byler show?

obviously other stuff is going to happen because they're not the only two characters in a romance show, but like ... to act like season four [for them] wasn't all about their relationship, the unsaid things that sit between them, and how will's love for mike is not only what made him able to finally say i love you to eleven for the first time but also precisely the love that he was trying to get from her, and that somehow that isn't going to bleed into season five and be resolved and be the exact kind of love and acceptance that will defeat vecna because will's otherness is rooted in his queerness and season five is literally his coming of age and also he's the focus and we'll be exploring his relation to everything because he is In Fact Actually connected to Everything and always has been is just .... weird. and nonsensical.

[worldchampionpeccobagnaia]

Does it count as kicking a man down if you immediately knew who Mr 2 teeth was 🥸🥸🥸

it’s not his fault he only has two teeth !!!!!

[lesbiheon]

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[attempted--eloquence]

do you think liam is an anchor for theo being good? just to preface i’d like to say i understand why people hate when people say theo (or any characters) sole motivation to change or to do anything is love for another character but i was rewatching s6 and while i believe theo changed because he wanted to do the right thing and become good, there was other influence there. for some reason, liam brings him back (bc idc he’s reasoning for bringing theo back and refusing to send him back doesnt 1/

make sense especially when you consider how theo doesn’t have any powers and his overall usefulness is fairly limited and seems like stuff they could’ve figured out on their own plus liam seems genuinely upset when he says “scott was right, i was wrong” when he thinks theo went evil again) he is somewhat coerced in doing the right thing by liam. i think he quickly figures out liam is his safety here (grabbing malias wrist to keep her from killing him, refusing to send him back, “liam’s the (2/

one with the sword”) so he naturally sticks with him. all of the good he does in s6 is for the direct benefit of the pack or to help/protect liam (who, by the time he stops liam from killing gabe, seems to be mutually anchors with) and it seems his motivation in this season is similar to his motivation in s5 but instead of looking for a way into the pack through power he’s looking for a way in through acceptance with the end goal being the same: he wants to be loved. he even tells mason (3/

“maybe i want to be in the pack” which seems like something weird for him to say since usually he’s very clear in what he says and wants but adding maybe seems like he’s testing the waters and when mason angrily rebuffs him he looks genuinely upset and ashamed (and then again when he can’t take masons pain). which brings us back to liam. i may be wrong but that’s one of the last interactions theo has with any other member of the pack with the exception of liam and again he’s drawn to helping (4/

him. when scott calls theo for help, he specified that “liam and the others” need help and theo is seen racing off and then immediately zeroing in on liam (who would’ve been the least vulnerable given he was the only one at the hospital with supernatural strength) and stays to fight with him after liam suggests they fight together). the only action i can think of where theo does something good that isn’t to the benefit of the pack is when he takes gabe’s pain. he’s redemption arc comepletes (5/

here because it’s the first completely unnecessary act of good that he does and one that proves he cares about others. but the thing is he seems like his main motivation for whatever he does in the future would be loyalty and love. assuming theo gets accepted into the pack in the future (scott calls him an ally in the finale and just assuming he has a relationship with liam too that makes him eventually a part of the pack) his care he showed in s6 to the needs of the pack would only increase (6/

so his tie to doing the right thing would be dependent on them. like i always feel that if he were to be accepted into the pack he’d have to follow the no murder rule but if something happened to liam it would be enough for him to become an anti hero or villain in his revenge. idk it just seems to me that his interest in doing the right thing might largely be dependent on the interests and needs of the people he loves (7/7)

I always have a hard time answering these because I feel like there are soooo many ways to interpret Theo and his motivations in s6. My short answer would be a tentative no, I don’t think Liam acts as an anchor for Theo’s goodness, but mainly because I don’t think Theo needs a person to help him fall in line with some benevolent sense of morality, if that makes sense? But stay with me!! I might have a point somewhere in here 😅

This is probably gonna be so incoherent buttttt I think that it’s important to consider how doing things “for the direct good of the pack/Liam” may have also been beneficial to Theo himself (especially right when Liam brought him back). Not to say I think Theo is only ever driven by self-interest, but I just think Theo wanted to be as far away as possible from the Skinwalkers Prison and that could’ve a primary motivator for his actions when he was first brought back because his compliance = survival (which. Fucking oof. Very Dread Doctors reminiscent :/) But obviously things get shaken up once the sword is broken.

I feel like I always ramble about this but I dunno I just think there’s so much instability and aimlessness in Theo’s life in s6. And time to think. About, like, everything. I think the idea of Theo “changing” after the Skinwalkers Prison is something that’s really difficult to assign moral weight to because 1.) he went through a personalized torture loop for months on end and 2.) the Dread Doctors are gone. His actions look different because his life is completely different, you know??

Regarding the scene where Scott asks Theo to go help at the hospital that you mentioned, the way Theo zooms over there. Prior to that, as far as we can tell, Theo’s just, like. Sitting there in his truck. Same with the spider scene? He’s just sitting in his truck. We get a whole montage of Theo being asked to move by cops while sleeping in his truck, and it has always made me wonder just how much of his life has been compressed to this one tiny space? Like s5 Theo is a fucking busybody. It’s like he’s everywhere, keeping tabs on everyone all the time. But the interior of truck, just. That’s not a lot of room to just sit alone with your own thoughts and memories and shit. I totally believe that Theo wanted to help. But I also believe that Theo wanted (needed?) something to do. Liam, for a lot of s6, is his “something to do.” (In a completely unsexy non-euphemism way lmao).

That isn’t to minimize Theo and Liam’s relationship in s6 though! Absolutely think that Theo had a respect and appreciation for Liam that went beyond “this guy brought me back guess I’m indebted to him now.” And I think that respect was gradually reciprocated by Liam. And when the two of them aren’t arguing, there’s this weird air of normalcy between them?? Almost like if they didn’t always have to fight for their fucking lives every time they were together, they could have fun? I could totally be wrong but I feel like the only other scenes of Theo having these goofy, low-stakes moments (like the fucking ghost riders key finding scene or the car scene post-zoo w/ Liam) are s5 when he’s like, manipulating his ass off trying to ingratiate himself with the pack (like the Malia driving lessons and whatnot). I think that Liam offers him normalcy more than a motivation to be good.

[blvvdyindustries]

halfbreadchaos will make a new elemental magic system video any day now

.....any day now

[thatonegayship]

Goddamn it, stop leaving the extra cute bits in the tags!!

One shot idea,, maybe?

Dipper stumbling in on Bill's really evil and nefarious work personality and seeing him switch to seeing his mortal. (Also any demons around being confused and uncomfy)

I think that would be funny

Honestly I've thought about writing something like this several times, I've just never fit it in between all the other stuff I'm doing!

But I do love the idea of Bill cackling - nah, laughing maniacally - in front of a group of minions. Perhaps perusing a map showing the absolute devastation he's about to wreak, or on a interplanar zoom call with some hapless 'heroes' he's made a deal to destroy -

Then in walks Dipper, like. In pyjama pants. Drinking out of a mug that says 'Second Best Husband' (Bill claimed the #1 mug) and just. Raises an eyebrow.

Cue Bill breaking off to coo over him greet him with a big smile, and absolutely trying to coax him into a kiss.

(I think it's important to add that Dipper during all of this knows Bill's up to some nasty shit - but it's going on in the Mindscape, and they did settle on a moral 'live and let live' situation. Best just to not ask any questions.)

Dipper originally came in to ask Bill about something mundane - but now Bill's smug scheming is on hold for like, a full three minutes, as everyone present is forced to watch the equivalent of a supervillain bickering with his favorite cute young being, with extra visible embarrassment/disgust from the demonic minions. (Optional confusion/disgust from the Hero Team if the zoom call scenario is in play)

Then Dipper lets Bill know he's gonna go, and Bill insinuates that it'll be very easy to finish up his work super quick and they can meet back up later - and there's an overly long kiss which is incredibly awkward for everyone to watch.

And as Dipper leaves, Bill then sits back in his throne and clears his throat. "Okay, where was I?" Snap of the fingers. "Right!"

The scene resumes where it started - maniacal laughter and all.

[ptersparkers]

Imagine Aaron and r at JJ’s wedding. Dancing and looking into each other’s eyes and everyone is like 🧐they’re next

OH MY GODDDD OKAY LET ME SET THE SCENE:

scenario 1:

the both of you have been dancing around your feelings for ages—bureaucratic red tape, worries about work life, etc etc—but the team are NOT having it. you’re both clearly in love with each other and they always joke about “mom and dad” so they’ve already been your #1 fans.

i think that jj’s motherly instincts come out and she deliberately tells aaron not to bring a +1 and to ask you as his date instead and leaves him before he can argue. so he does (after rossi’s given him a pep talk) and he’s more than shocked when you agree. dancing with him feels so normal. being with him feels like second nature. he kisses you and it’s like everything’s falling into place.

rossi and emily are drunk as hell, talking about how they just knew tonight would be the night. penelope is taking photos while spencer and derek are giving aaron shit eating grins. jj makes a joke to will that she isn’t sure what she’s most happy about: marrying him or finally getting to see you two together.

(bonus: jj tells will about the work tea and he’s like finally, they’re together)

scenario 2:

you both have been together for quite a while and it becomes a no brainer to assume you both will be attending together. the way jj and will look so happy makes aaron think about you wearing a wedding dress and a wedding ring.

he’s barely able to pay attention to the ceremony because he pictures both of you up there and when it’s time for everyone to party and celebrate the wedding, he’s attached to you like glue. his hands are so delicate on your back when you dance that derek makes a comment to emily about how sickening it is (all said with love) and emily can’t help but tear up at her two favorite people falling in love.

penelope joins the group, tugging spencer (who’s a bit tipsy) and they’re all looking at the both of you away against the music. rossi finds jj and will, who eventually join the rest of them, and that’s when they place bets on how long it’ll take for aaron to ask you to marry him.

(penelope’s guess is within the week. she claims it’s because she’s drunk and you both are in love)

(emily and derek both think it’ll be in a month with the argument that he’s too stubborn. they settle on different dates so that there’s only one winner)

(rossi, at first, says he’s above making bets, but eventually relents and argues two months)

(jj, with a shit eating grin, bets on will’s behalf too. they say three months. everyone’s laughing at the fact that will and jj are more invested in this than their own after party)

(spencer guesses four to five months with the reasoning that aaron needs everything to be perfect and he’s got so many people he needs to ask—the team, jack, jessica, your friends and family—and that with the workload you all carry and how long it takes for aaron to make a decision about his personal life, his guess is right. everyone kind of brushes him off and tells him to live a little)

no one is happy to admit that spencer was right

[juanarc-thethird]

Jaune and Nora are captured by the bad guys and while they’re being transported to their temporary hideout Nora decides to pass the time by playing FMK with Jaune choosing Cinder Emerald or Neo

Jaune and Nora are tied up inside a Van. They were kidnapped by three masked women. Two of them are in the driver and passenger seat, while the other one is right in front of them.

Jaune: For the love of God! We were already free from the White Fang and you people kidnapped us??!!! And why only me and Nora?!

Nora: *Gasp* You don't want to be with me?!

Jaune: You are the reason this all started!

Nora: I didn't start this! Ruby did it!

Xxxxxx: Shut up both of you!!

Jaune: Wait a minute. I recognize that voice. Cinder?

She takes off her mask, follow by the rest, showing Emerald, the one driving, and Neo on the passenger sit.

Cinder: That's right! It's me, Cinder!!

Jaune: Not you again!

Nora: *Happy* Hi Cinder!

Cinder: Hi Nora.

Jaune: Don't be buddy buddy with her!

Nora: Why not?!

Jaune: Because she kidnapped us!!

Nora: Oh right. Bad Cinder!!

Cinder uses her power to make a fireball in her hand. This catches the attention of Nora and Jaune and they shut up at that moment.

Cinder: Now that I have your full attention. Why don't we play a game while we drive to my secret hideout?

Jaune: W-What kind of game?

Cinder: Fuck, Marry, or Kill.

Jaune: Nope, I don't want to play.

Cinder: *Getting upset* Why not?

Jaune: Last time you forced me to choose you to marry and I didn't like that.

Cinder: *Angry* You don't like the idea of marry me?!

Jaune: I don't like the idea of being forced!

Cinder: But you do want to marry me, right?

Jaune: Would you kill me if I told you the truth?

Cinder: Yes.

Jaune: Then I don't say anything.

Cinder: *Angry agian* You little-!

Nora: SHUPT UP!

The two fell silent

Nora: Why don't we all breathe a little and calm down, ok?... Good. Now let's play this game properly, and Cinder is going to stand by and do nothing to make it work in her favor, right?

Cinder:....

Nora: Right?

Cinder: Fine! I won't do anything.

Nora: Good. Now Jaune....

Jaune: Please don't.

Nora: How would you Fuck, Marry, and Kill. Cinder, Emerald and Neo.

Jaune: Can we don't do this? I don't want to make Emerald and Neo uncomfortable.

Emerald: I don't mind.

Neo: "I'm kind of curious🧐"

Nora: You heard the girls. What is your answer?

Jaune: Before you say anything I want you to know that I hate all of you.

Nora: *Happy* Aww, thank you~

Jaune:...

Jaune: Something is wrong with you. But whatever *Takes a deep breath* I will fuck Neo...

Neo: "Oh Really? 😏"

Jaune: Marry... *Looks at Cinder*

Cinder: *Gets Excited*

Jaune: Emerald

Emerald: *Blushing* Oh

Cinder: *Angry* What!

Nora: *Anting mature* Cindy, sweetie, we agreed that you would not do anything about his answer.

Cinder: But he wants to kill me!

Nora: Cindy, don't make me say it again.

Cinder: But-!

Nora: Besides, you will decide how he will kill you~

Jaune: That's not how the game works!

Cinder: It does now! I want you to kill me with love, by marrying me until we get old and wrinkle.

Jaune: Wait, I would be married to Emerald, I can't do that.

Cinder: I don't mind sharing, and you Emerald?

Emerald: I be married to you two? *She starts thinking lewd things and her nose starts bleeding* I don't mind.

Nora: Great! Jaune would marry Emerald and Cinder.

Jaune: Is not! I didn't agree with any of that!

Neo: "If Cinder can choose how to die. Can I fuck Jaune more than once?"

Nora: Absolutely!

Jaune: That's not how you play!!

Neo: "What's the matter? Don't you want to fuck me more than once?~💕"

Jaune: *Blushing* I... I didn't say that.

Neo: *silent giggle* "Good boy~"

Cinder: Hey, stop flirting with my husband!

Jaune: I'm not your real husband! It's just a game!

Cinder: But we can change that~💕

Then, Cinder, with a perverted face, begins to slowly approach Jaune.

Jaune: *Worry* Cinder, what are you doing? Why do you have that face? You are scaring me.

Jaune tries to distance himself from her but it's hard when he's tied up.

Jaune: *Scared* Cinder, please. What are you doing?!

Cinder: Just stay still and everything will be fine~💕

Nora: Aww, So romantic~

Jaune: It is not!!!

Cinder takes the Jaune by the shoulders and holds him to the ground.

Cinder: Now, why don't we start with a kiss.

Jaune: What?!

She prepares her lips and slowly lowers her head.

Jaune: Cinder no! Please, stop! Someone help me!!!

At that moment, the van stopped suddenly and Cinder shot to the front of the car.

Cinder: *Angry* What the hell was that?!

Emerald: *worry* I don't know, for some reason we stopped!

At that moment the back of the van opened as if someone had ripped it open, revealing a very angry Pyrrha on the other side.

Neo: "Yep, we are fucked"

Pyrrha: Where do you think you are going with my man?

Jaune: *Happy* Pyrrha! How glad I am to see you!

Pyrrha: Shut it. I'm still angry about what you said at the White Fang base.

Jaune: *Worry* Yes ma'am.

Nora: *Happy* Hi Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: *Happy* Hi Nora.

[ddthebreadboy]

The Case of Jiang Cheng's Canon Selective Amnesia

Jiang Cheng at MDZS chapter 59:

"Lan WangJi and Jin ZiXuan and those people can just die! Just let them die! What's their deaths got to do with us?! To do with our sect?! Why did this have to happen?! Why?!

"Go die, go die, go die! Everyone!!!"

And yet Jiang Cheng at MDZS chapter 87:

Jiang Cheng mocked, "Look how forgetful you are. What does unwelcome people mean? Then let me remind you. It was because you played the hero and saved Second Young Master Lan, who's standing beside you right now, that the entire Lotus Pier and my parents went down with you---, "

From blaming Jin Zixuan and Lan Wangji, into blaming Lan Wangji alone🙃🙃

Why?

Duh of course because Jin Zixuan has married his sister🥱

The so called sin of causing a sect to be exterminated can be erased as long as you marry the sister~

Oh. I Forgot to add the REAL thought of Jiang Cheng at MDZS chapter 59:

In his heart, Jiang Cheng knew clearly that back in the cave of the Xuanwu of Slaughter at Muxi Mountain, even if Wei WuXian hadn't saved Lan WangJi, the Wen Sect would have found some reason to come over sooner or later.

Dude knew perfectly why the massacre happened at all. Yet refuse to face reality. C'mon, call some psychologist here, a delusional patient who refuse to see reality may have been spotted.

In addition, the REAL people whom Wen Chao wanted to kill and thus were saved by Wei Wuxian in Xuanwu Cave were (MDZS ch 52):

Wen Chao was enraged, shouting, "How dare you! Kill them!"

A few of the Wen Sect's disciples unsheathed their swords, rushing toward Lan WangJi and Jin ZiXuan.

Yes. It is Lan Wangji and Jin Zixuan.

Not only Lan Wangji but also JIN FUCKINN ZIXUAN!

Alright, next:

Wen Chao looked as if his mood was much better. He spat, "Talking back to me, what did you think you are? People like you really do deserve to be killed."

Who talked back to Wen Chao?

Oh, let's look back a while ago:

Jin ZiXuan lifted his brows, "Is that enough? It wasn't enough for people to be flesh shields for you, and now you want live humans to bleed for you to use as bait?!"

Wei WuXian found this somewhat surprising, So Jin ZiXuan really does have some nerve.

Wen Chao pointed at them, "Are you rebelling against me? Let me warn you, I've been tolerating you for a very long time. Right now, hang the brat up with your own hands! Or else none of the people from your sects can expect to return!"

Jin ZiXuan sneered and refused to budge. Lan WangJi also looked as though he had heard nothing, so motionless that he seemed to be meditating.

Oh MY GOD! The one who angered Wen Chao first and talked back to him, it turned out it was Jin Zixuan all along!

That mighty Heir of the venerated LanlingJin, Jin Zixuan!

My my my...

To think that Jiang Cheng acted as if it was Lan Wangji solely who offended Wen Chao and needed to be saved... But the reality were...🧐🧐

The young and mighty Sandu Sengshou must have problem with hearing and seeing for him to think that the one Wei Wuxian saved is only Lan Wangji, right?

Or maybe Selective amnesia?

Oh!

It is because Jin Zixuan has married the Sister so the "so called sin" Got defaulted🙃

(All Excerpts are from ExRebel FanTrans)

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JC (toxic ones) Stan: Listen to our babyCheng, Lan Wangji is the reason YunmengJiang got destroyed!

JC throughout the MDZS: It's me~! Hi~! I'm the problem, it's me~! (The one who has problem with hearing, seeing, delusional tendency, plus selective amnesia)

[bingingcontentrn]

Ran out of tags for this one 🫠 lmao

And so I know this is usually at the end but 🤲💝 you know how I feel about writers on this site… This is my chance to once again thank you for this series and particularly the time you took for this chapter back then 💐💐💐 it’s still enjoyed today and very much appreciated.

Now to the thoughts 💭:

Winter In The Shade XX

Part XX

Sirius Black x Ravenclaw Reader

W.C. : 5723

Requested by @pogueslandia : It is Sirius’ fifth year at Hogwarts, the same year he ran away from home and to the Potter’s. Soon, he discovers the unfamiliar sight of his brother Regulus smiling and looking truly happy, next to him a Ravenclaw girl who immediately captures his interest. What will happen when the Black family gets involved in their sons lives and the ones they hold close to their hearts?

Warnings: Fluff and angst. Cursing.

A/N: Please let me know what you think! Your comments and reblogs make me young and motivated ;)

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“No, really.” Peter whispered under his breath, leaning on his elbows as he had fallen to the ground just in between James and Remus “Did that just happen?” he asked, pointing his finger towards you and Sirius as his eyes looked for James and Remus.

Remus’ jaw would have touched the ground if it wasn’t for the previous knowledge he had that Sirius loved you. He knew from the moment Sirius didn’t stop talking about you after one month that you had something on him or he was really head over heels for you. It turned out the second one was the correct answer as you didn’t even glance in his direction, which amused Remus to no end. To finally see Sirius do the chasing instead of the other way around. However, his mouth was open in a perfect circle, his eyes bulging from his head as he heard you say the three words everyone desired to hear from the one they loved, to hear those feelings were reciprocated. You said it first. He could come up with thousand of reasons why you had done it, the thrill of the moment, the adrenaline pumping through your veins, because you saw it as the perfect moment to do it, but in the end he came to the conclusion it was right there and then that you realized that what you felt was love, love for Sirius. And he had the honor to see the realization explode behind your eyes with a thousand fireworks and the bursting giggles of those three words.

James was grinning like an idiot. He had been the last one to get there, tripping over the overgrown roots of the trees and rolling down to the grass. Then he heard it, his best friend finally telling you he loved you. His body immediately jumped from his fallen state on the ground, holding his upper body with his elbows as his grin became bigger and brighter. Sirius had his back at him, only seeing the back of his head and how his arms disappeared from his sides to hold you close to him. He could see a small peak of you over his shoulder, just where the shade of your hair color melted with his. Your eyes were closed as you rested your head over his shoulder, until your head perked up and your eyes fluttered open, meeting James’ bright gaze. He winked at you, your warm smile only cut when Sirius let go of you.

His grey eyes gleamed, you couldn’t tell if the glossy look on them was from the happy unshed tears or simply his emotions reflected on them. You didn’t care. You were certain your eyes mirrored his. His hands found your sides before they moved to cup your cheeks. “Wake me up.” he mumbled, resting his forehead against yours with his eyes closed.

You let out a breathy laugh, finding his own cheeks with shaky palms “You’re not dreaming.” you told him in a whisper.

His thumbs ran over your cheekbones before he pulled you to him, his lips finding yours in a slow kiss, one both had been longing for since you first got a taste from the other, a kiss that didn't last long enough as he pulled from you. You didn’t expect him to star peppering kisses all over your face, making you burst in a fit of giggles as your arms found his waist, trying to cover from his attack in the crook of his neck, but even there he managed to find the side of your head and the corner of your cheek. He finally gave up, wrapping you in the warmth of his arms, moving you slowly until your back was to his friends and he was facing them.

“What are you idiots doing here?” he asked then, glancing at every one of them in their spot on the ground as their eyes snapped away from the couple as soon as they saw Sirius’ glare.

No one answered and you wiggled yourself out of his grasp to turn to them “Didn’t you hear?” you asked him “They followed us here.” you repeated, looking at them who now scratched the back of their heads.

“In our defense,” defended James with a confident look “No one would have confessed their love for someone in the midst of a chase.”

All four faces turned to the curly haired boy as he finished, Remus’ judging look in his direction enough to make him shrug, as if his look carried something he didn’t want.

“You’re the least appropriate person to say that, Prongs.” Peter said, tilting his head “You have yelled that you love Lily in the middle of pranks, sometimes when she’s not even there.”

James shushed Peter quickly, waving his hand in front of him to distract him “But Lily flower already knew, it was just a reminder.” he said matter of factly, pointing to you and Sirius “They hadn't even kissed yet. Who makes the first confession so out of the blue? What happened to finding the perfect time?!” He turned his head, eyes looking for you “You could’ve done better, littl- They’re not here.” he said dryly, letting his hand fall to his side as he turned to Remus “How long have they been gone?”

“I don’t think anyone cares about your thought process, Prongs.” Remus said, patting his friends back as he jumped to his feet.

James followed close, helping Peter to his feet. Peter just shook his head at James and went to catch up with Remus. “Rude.” was the only word that left James as he started walking. James thought he was brilliant.

A couple of meters ahead from where Remus and Peter walked and chatted together, you walked right beside Sirius. Your hands were clasped together, swinging them softly in between your bodies.

“One day you’ll tell me why you call each other those names.” you said with confidence in your voice “I know James is Prongs and you’ve called Remus Moony sometimes.”

He raised his eyebrows in surprise, it was true that the nicknames elected for the Marauders to call themselves had slipped his tongue on more than one occasion, he didn’t think you were paying that much attention to him.

“You can always dream, love.” he said, squeezing your hand.

“I’ll find out on my own.” you said, a smirk forming on your lips as you turned to him “I’ll get it out from one of them, one will break with time.”

He chuckled at that, lowering his head as his hair fell to the side of his head. “Hogsmeade.” he blurted out, throwing his head back. You reached your hand to get the few stray pieces out of his face, watching as the ideas formed in his head. “What about Hogsmeade?” you asked before the thought left his mind.

He turned to you excitedly “Go to Hogsmeade with me.” he said

You gasped playfully, placing a hand on your chest as you batted your eyelashes dramatically at him “Sirius Black, are you asking me on a date?” you asked.

He scoffed playfully, rolling his eyes while you dropped the act with a laugh “Did you miss all that happened back there?” he pointed back to the hills in the direction of your hideout “I don’t think we’re actually following the established schedule for dating.”

You smiled brightly, the thoughts running fast in your head as the smile quickly turned into a grin “So we’re dating?” you asked, taking one brief glance at him and the sudden panic that flooded his eyes.

“Are we?” he suddenly asked, making you laugh immediately.

“This is a mess.” you laughed, taking short breaths as you waved a hand in front of you. “Let’s get this one right, okay?” you said, not waiting for an answer as he gave you a nod. “Sirius Black, would you like to call yourself my boyfriend and therefore say we are indeed dating?”

He looked to the sky, brushing the pads of his fingers against his chin in thought.

“You’re taking too long. I take back my offer, goodbye.” you joked, letting go of his hand as you rushed a couple of steps forward.

He didn’t even have to make an effort, taking two long steps to sneak behind your back. You squealed when his arms snaked around your waist, lifting you up in the air as he spun you around, the surprise sounds turning into soft giggles.

He let you down, and you swiftly turned to face him, your hands on his chest as he held you by the waist. “Nothing to think about.” he said firmly “But did you have to use my full name?”

“Sirius!”

*******

“I can’ believe you’re actually dating!” Félix said, dropping the pile of books on the table, making dust lift from the surface as you blinked rapidly.

Quickly you reacted and shushed Félix, making him frown as he sat down on his chair “You sound like Madame Pince when you do that.”

“And you sound like-like a parrot!” you whisper-shouted “How many times have you said that you can’t believe it? Take time to process it, then.”

“For someone who just found the joy of love, you’re really bitter.” he mumbled and you pushed his shoulder with a pout.

“I’m not bitter.” you established, changing the book before you for one over your own pile, opening it at a random page “It’s just new, I’m trying to assimilate it before the entire world knows.”

He glanced at you with disbelief in his eyes but said nothing, changing his page with a bit of an attitude “I’m not the entire world.” he said, stretching his neck while glancing down “You could have told me it wasn’t a one sided crush.”

You glared at him, shaking your head as you found the content page on your book “You weren’t supposed to know anything, Félix. Not yet.” you murmured, glancing at him at the same time he shot a hurtful look at you “You weren’t supposed to see me kissing him goodnight, that was an accident.”

He shrugged, taking his quill as he started writing. You thought maybe he had let go of the subject and you could finally get down to work. You should’ve known Félix better. “You weren’t exactly hiding.” he mumbled nonchalantly.

You placed your palms down on the table, leaning on the table with narrowed eyes. “You found out because you’re a nosey little shit and you know it.” you hissed, making him turn with wide eyes at you.

He closed his book, turning his body towards you “Watch how you talk to your only friend, Y/N.”

You tilted your head, a menacing look on your face as you scoffed, leaning back on your chair “I have more friends.” you stated, crossing your arms.

“Then remind me, who’s the one who helps you with herbology?” he started, making your eyes widen as he listed one more thing with the lift of one of his fingers “Who scanned the halls of the entire school and created diversions so you wouldn’t run into one certain Black brother or who feed you and brought all kind of goodies for your miserable state after one particular fight that we will not mention.”

“Thank you.” you mumbled darkly.

“See! I even know that.” he added excitedly “I faked the rumor of your death so Sirirus would leave you be.”

“You did?” you asked in surprise.

“Professor Flitwick asked me about it, he was more concerned about me than you.” he told you, his eyes lowering in remembrance as he fell silent. “My point is that I’m your best friend, you could trust me with things, you know?”

It was your turn to fall silent, watching at the kid who stuck to your side the moment he got sorted into Ravenclaw, the one who looked for you whenever he needed help or felt like having some comforting company. You wondered what he would have done had he known what Regulus did, what he was. A muggleborn Ravenclaw who had enough nerve on his system to face a third year Slytherin like it was another wednesday.

“It’s kind of pathetic, though. Even I can see it.” he said, breaking you out from your thoughts.

“What is?” you asked, still with your thoughts blurry.

“That your only friend is a first year from your house.”

You glared at him, getting one book as you got up. “It’s not pathetic.” you said, rounding his chair as you ducked your head in front of him “And I have more friends.”

He chuckled but let you go, continuing his writing as if he was the only one with some common sense in the entire library. He was right, but you wouldn’t admit it just like that. The people you hung out with in class were hardly your friends, they could only be described as classmates, you could talk about nothing more but school work and professors. Félix was so important to you, you hadn’t even realized it until he pointed out all of the things he had done for you. A sudden heavy feeling of guilt fell over you as you reached the front desk.

“Miss Y/L/N.” a firm voice called, making you jump in your place. You were taken aback Madame Pince knew your name but said nothing about it.

You placed the book in front of her “I would like to take this one, please.” you said to her, her pale hands reaching for it while glancing over the brim of her glasses at you. She said nothing and got to work silently.

A chill crept up your spine, making you twist your neck. She had a strong energy, and you couldn’t help but feel intimidated by it.

Not more than a couple of seconds later she gave you the book with the card inside of it. You took it, whispering a thank you as you turned to leave, only for her voice to call your name once more. You faced her with a nervous smile, walking back to her desk as she refused to raise her voice in the slightest.

“Do tell Mr. Black that he should have returned the book he borrowed a week ago by now.” she said, a cold look on her face.

You frowned “Sirius?” you scoffed, remembering who you were talking to and turning more serious “He wouldn’t have stepped inside the library even if-”

“Not him.” she cut you off, taking out a note as she read “Regulus Black borrowed the only copy of a very rare book about the founders of Hogwarts a week ago. He must return it.”

You stared at her, not knowing why you expected her of all professors to know about the fall of your friendship with Regulus.

“I’ll let him know.” you lied, only leaving when she gave you a firm nod of her head.

*******

Sirius leaned patiently on the wall outside of the door that led into the Ravenclaw common room. He had seen students go out, their eyes glued to him the moment they saw him there, he couldn’t help the smile that they drew on his face. The wise students of Hogwarts looked at him, some even flashed him with smiles and soft waves of their hands, their voices rushing into whispers as soon as he got out of their sights. Many wondered why he was there, others had guessed right and got to the conclusion he was waiting for you. He didn’t realize so many people knew who you were.

The door creaked open once more and he recognized your form as you walked backwards, closing the door as you talked to someone behind it, it seemed as if you wanted to keep a dog inside from escaping the room. He certainly knew the feeling.

“Oh you’re here.” you breathed out with a smile, your body relaxing as you took him in “I thought we were meeting at the courtyard.”

He offered you his hand, one you took with a smile as you walked down the long stairs “I thought I’d better wait for you here.” he answered simply, returning your smile as you reached the hallways. “You Ravenclaws are funny.”

You chuckled “What makes you say that?” you asked.

He shrugged his shoulders, pointing his thumb back to the Ravenclaw tower “All the people who got out of there looked at me funny, some even gave a lost puppy look.”

“It is weird to see Gryffindors outside our door.” you admitted “You’d be one of the few. How long were you out there?”

“Not long.” he said.

You both fell into a comfortable silence as you walked outside the castle, the bustling crowd of students waiting for their friends to get there to finally leave for Hogsmeade making you smile. This was your first time going to Hogsmeade on a date and you could feel your body vibrating in excitement.

“Hey, do you think we could stop at Honeydukes?” you asked Sirius once you walked the busy streets of the small town.

“Sure.” he said, getting the door for you as the sweet smell of sugar hit your face. You walked the shelves and along the tall walls stuffed with all kinds of candy of every flavor you could imagine. Ten minutes had gone by and you had your arms full, Sirirus taking some of them from you as he took some for him as well.

“You had a sweet tooth,” he said with a smile.

You glanced at him with a big smile “Not all of this is for me.” you shared, stopping in front of a shelf for a moment before continuing “Félix can’t come to Hogsmeade yet so picking up some of his favorites.”

He nodded, picking up the box you had just walked by “You don’t like these?” he asked, showing you the box as you stared at them, your smile falling slightly as Sirius only grew “They’re my favorite.”

Your eyes moved immediately to him, taking one last look at the box before you felt your heart shrink inside your chest. It was a simple purple box of soft caramel, the most basic type of candy in a magic shop, nothing special about them. They are Regulus favorites as well.

“I do.” you said, putting on your best smile “They’re my favorite too. I always keep some in my bag.” you said softly, watching as he took the box with him.

His smile never faltered, following you around as you both ended with your arms full. One visit to Honeydukes turned into an entire day visiting each and every single shop you could find on Hogsmeade, some you only entered to watch as if they were museums you could visit and others you ended running around the small shops. You discovered Sirius looked dazzling in a long coat and you looked like a royal in a crown.

The day quickly came to an end, the sky turning all shades of a soft orange and light purple as you both sat near the Black Lake. You stared at your reflection on the water when you got there, an old wound you thought was healing slowly completely ripped open by the single memory brought back to you by none other thing but candy. You refused to let the small void in your heart ruin your first date and decided to put the suffocating feeling aside.

“I love the night sky.” you whispered from where you lay on the grass, Sirius stretched out right next to you.

“I was named after a star.” he said, and you turned your head to him. watching as his eyes focused on the sky “I don’t think we can see it right now.”

“Of course not.” you said, as if it was something obvious. Your body turned to its side, throwing your arm over his middle as you nuzzled on his side, his left arm wrapping around you as he looked down at you “You’re right here.”

He nodded with a lazy smile “I’m a star.”

“And according to James I’m a little bird.” you remind him.

Your heart eased into a safe space, with Sirius holding you close to him. You could close your eyes and drift into a dream where all was well.

*******

It was the middle of the week and you were done with it. You could feel the summer break breathing close to you and still reach your hand and find nothing but all the work you had to be done with first so you could declare yourself free from school for the summer.

You were walking out of transfiguration class with Anne, your roommate and the one of the girls you felt closest to. She had shiny warm eyes and a permanent kind smile, her blonde hair always in soft waves over her shoulders. You wondered what it was about you that had drawn her to you.

“We could do the potions research together.” she offered with a soft voice “I’ve heard it is difficult and it might require more than one brain.” she laughed.

“I’d like that,” you smiled at her “Maybe today after class?”

“Sure!” she said, turning on the door with you by her side.

“Miss Y/L/N!” you heard, stopping with a confused look at Anne “A word, please.” called professor McGonagall.

Your stomach dropped but nodded in her direction “I’ll catch up.” you told Anne, a nod from her as she mixed with the crowd and you lost her from your sight. You entered the classroom, walking to professor McGonagall’s desk as she looked at you. “Can I help you with something professor?” you asked.

She nodded, getting a piece of parchment from all the papers she had spread over her desk. “I believe you are aware that the final assignment for my class is worked in pairs.” she started explaining “I had made all the arrangements for the pairings however your partner has requested a change.”

You started to feel uneasy, shifting your weight “I understand.” you said to her.

“Yes, I cannot assign you new partners so this will- Oh, Mr. Black, perfect timing, come on in.”

Your head snapped to look behind your back, seeing Regulus stand on the arch of the door, his eyes glued to you as he walked to the desk.

Your initial burn to glare at him soon faded as he grew closer to you, the light reaching his form and making your heart drop. The skin on his face clung to his bones, he seemed weaker, almost sick. His posture was perfect, as usual, but the way he hung to the side made you believe he was dizzy, like he couldn’t find his footing. Dark colors painted the skin under his eyes as his gaze seemed unfocused, then too sharp.

“You called for me, professor?” he asked, not glancing at you once.

“Indeed, I was telling Miss Y/L/N that you had requested a change of partner for the final assignment, however I cannot do that.”

“It was I who asked him to ask you for a change of partner, professor.” you interfered, glancing in his direction “I don’t feel comfortable working with him.” you said.

Professor Mcgonagall looked at you with wide eyes, nodding her head “I understand that but I’m afraid all students already have a partner. You will have to work together or by yourselves.”

“I don’t mind working alone.” you cut in before Regulus could say anything.

Professor McGonagall couldn’t shake the surprise from your attitude, turning with a questioning look to Regulus “Mr. Black?” she asked.

He hesitated, looking at her after a couple of seconds “I’m fine with working alone.” he said calmly, his voice normal and even. He didn’t wait for the professor to dismiss him, turning on his spot and walking to the door.

You quickly said your goodbyes to professor McGonagall, rushing out of the classroom, looking in both directions until you saw the back of Regulus’ head. You marched in his direction, holding with white knuckles the strap of your bag.

“What the hell was that?” you demanded as you were at hand reach from him. He turned sharply on his spot, his eyes void of any emotion as he stared at you. He said nothing. “No matter what you think you are in no place to ask for another partner, Regulus.” you said, eyebrows furrowed and fire burning in your eyes “Believe it or not, you are not above every single student here.”

His eyelids moved so slowly you thought he looked like he was falling asleep on his spot, but his eyes were focused and present, his lips pressed in a line before he said “I thought it would be more comfortable for you.” was his excuse.

You shook your head, placing your hand in front of you “Don’t make this about me.” you said firmly.

“Y/N-”

“Don’t.” you stopped him, standing taller “Do whatever you need to do, Regulus.” you told him, moving to his side to leave but turning one more time to face his side “Just leave me out of it.”

*******

The end of the week was finally there. The halls of the castle buzzing with the freedom the weekend carried with it. Secret parties, forbidden meetups, discrete games of Quidditch, the possibility to go to bed early knowing you could wake up late the next morning. Fridays for you meant long night talks with Sirius in the astronomy tower. You met there a couple of hours after dinner was over, when the owls first started to sing and the twinkling stars were fully visible. That day you got to the tower when the sun was barely hiding and the crowds of students were still visible from your spot in the high tower.

Your encounter with Regulus had left you more shaken than you could explain, some alone time was much needed for you, far from the gazes and whispers that still lingered in the mouths of the students. You hadn’t let them affect you much, with Sirius by your side it was easier, but the weight that they carried was set loose once you let your thoughts wander.

A constant comparison had settled in the public eye between Sirius and Regulus. All because of you. You had told yourself that they did that even before you entered their lives but now the whispers circled you as well. To you, it felt as if they had traded places in your life.

The sound of steps coming up to where you were makes you run your hands over your face, turning immediately as the footsteps neared you.

“I didn’t see you at dinner.” Sirius said as a form of greeting, standing next to where you sat. He looked down, seeing your knees folded close to your chest and the way you placed your chin over them. “What 's wrong?” he asked as he sat down in front of you, putting aside the small mountain of food he carried with him.

You purse your lips, putting on your best smile with the tilt of your head “Wrong? Nothing’s wrong.” you answered, your voice high as he gave you a knowing look.

His features softened, as he grabbed some of the crackers he had brought for you, handing you one. “You’re always putting on a brave face for everyone.” he noted “Always pretending.” he said like he had said many times before.

“I’m not pretending.” you said back, taking a bite of the cracker “I don’t want to bother you with my dark mood.”

He laughed shortly, “That’s not a dark mood. you should see Moo-Remus, when he’s upset. That 's dark.” he said with a shiver, making you chuckle. “You should let the world know how you feel.”

“What use would it be?” you asked.

“I, for once, would like to know what is going on with you without having to dig it out of you.” he said, booping your nose as he did.

You scrunch your nose, smiling at him “You’re more outgoing than I am.”

“Says the one who almost starts a fight in the middle of the hall.” he mocked with humor, raising a knowing eyebrow in your direction.

“You promised you would let that go.”

“I just wished I had been there to see it.” he lamented himself, his head peeking up “See! I want things for myself, like watching you start a fight.” That caught your attention, making you raise your head as you mumbled on the cracker in your hand. His mood had suddenly lowered as well, his fingers twisting the only ring in his hand “I guess I’m selfish that way.” he mumbled.

You wanted to cry and laugh, throwing your head back “You're not selfish.” you said assuringly.

“You say that because most of the time you don’t want to hurt me.”

You smiled, taking his hand and placing yours against it. “I mean it.” you said, a sudden seriousness in your voice. Sirius just nodded, watching as you played with his hand, enjoying the way they molded together.

“I talked to Regulus.” you confessed, glancing quickly at him before you returned your attention to your hands.

He didn’t seem surprised, the look in his eyes not moving one inch “What did he have to say?” he asked. You didn’t know if he actually was curious or he was letting you talk. You didn’t care.

“I don’t think he meant for it to happen.” you said, chuckling bitterly as you intertwined your fingers with Sirius’, moving your eyes to him “He asked for a change of partner in McGonagall’s class. We were both there.”

“It doesn’t surprise me.” he admitted, and you glanced at him with a dead stare.

“I know it doesn’t. It still feels foreign to me.” you said, glancing at the sky to avoid Sirius's eyes. You felt your lower lip start to tremble and you bit down on it, however your eyes betrayed you when you felt the first tear trail down your cheek.

“Y/N?” Sirius called but you didn’t move, the soft sniffs from your nose alerting him even more “Love.” he said, moving your hair to get a better look at your face.

You moved your hand, cleaning your face with the back of it as you turned to him with your lips pressed together. He tilted his head, the hurt you felt reflected on him as he hated seeing you like that. He opened his arm to you, and you crawled to his side, resting your head on his shoulder as the silent tears fell freely.

“I hate to see him like this.” you whispered, voice raspy as you spoke “He looks so tired, so sick and I can’t do anything. What if it’s my fault?” you asked, lifting your head, panic flooding your eyes.

“Hey, hey,” he shushed you, holding your face in his palms. “It’s not your fault. It 's not.”

He held your eyes, the grey color in his grounding you enough to brush your hand against his cheek. “I forget how alike you two are.” you whispered, moving your hands to take his away from your face “I want to tell you something.”

He looked worried, confusion written all over his features “What is it?”

You smiled sadly at him, taking his hand and placing a chaste kiss on his knuckles “You know I love you, right?” you reminded him, his soft nod encouraging you to continue “And I love you for what you are. Because only when we met you scared the hell out of me and you found joy in it, because you never gave up on me even when I did everything in my power to make you understand it wasn’t going to happen, because you believed in what we could be when I didn’t. The one that gets in trouble seven days out of the week and has never stepped inside of the library, the one that wants me to be friends of his friends or the one that borrows a record player from his friend just to play the first song we ever danced. I love you because you care about me, and you’re patient and understanding and the one that has made me the happiest I’ve been in a long time, even in these dark times.”

His face was a mixture of emotions, his trembling eyes going down to your hands “Why are you telling me this?” he asked shakily.

You took a deep breath, your voice breaking with the emotion “I don’t want you to feel like you are replacing Regulus somehow.” you said, tears falling down your cheeks again. You squeezed his hand, moving closer to him. “He was my best friend and I love him very much, it hurts me deeply to see him like this and what happened between us but there is no comparison in how I feel about you.” a more bright chuckle left your lips, the ghost of a smile on your lips “I love you, Sirius. And even if I was still friends with Regulus, nothing would change that.

He closed his eyes, letting out a breathy laugh as he brought you closer to him. He held the back of your head close to him, placing a lingering kiss on your forehead. “Thank you.” he mumbled against your hair, letting you melt against him as a weight was lifted from his chest. He didn’t know what he did to deserve you, but he would do anything to never lose you.

*******

The envelope sat with a heavy weight before Regulus. The yellow color and perfect edges did not fool him as he stared at it with dread.

There was no avoiding it as he reached for the letter addressed to him in neat cursive handwriting. He broke the wax seal and got the short message from inside, reading the lines over and over until he had memorized them.

The signature under the message brought no comfort to him, no sweet name or pet name was waiting for him at the end of the letter, just one name.

Walburga Black.

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Streamer!Honey Headcanons Pt.2

First Part Next Part

This one is a bit less headcanons and more of just a little compilation of times Guy has interrupted their streaming, and Chat being Honey's chaotic posse

Guy tries his best. He really does.

But when it's his day off, and Honey is streaming, he gets needy. This boy needs attention and love, and Honey leaving him all alone to play games with strangers is just too cruel. How could they just abandon him like this?

Y'know how sometimes when you're bored you'll randomly go to the fridge to look for something to eat even though you're not hungry? That's Guy. But with the door that leads to the room Honey is streaming in.

He'll be scrolling through social media and then boom suddenly he's standing outside the door.

It's like when you shut your pet out of the bathroom when they try to follow you in.

So without further ado, here are the times Guy has interrupted Honey, and made their chat go wild.

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It started small. Guy would stay in the living room, and just blow up their phone with texts, begging for them to come out and just give him one little kiss to hold him over.

Of course they eventually told him to knock it off before they put their phone on silent

Then he was sitting outside the door and sliding notes under. Bonus if the camera is set up in a way that can sort of see the bottom of the door, so Chat is the first to notice and point it out to Honey.

They look over at the chat to see it blowing up like:

👀👀👀👀👀

Bae, ur dog need u 😅🤣

Is that their roommate??

Tf is going on

AYO 😂😂😂😂

can u play minecraft

NOT THEIR ROOMIE PASSING NOTES IN CLASS ✋😭😭

LMFAO I WANT TO SEE WHAT IT SAYS

SHOW US 🥺🥺

🤨 hey what the dog doin 🧐

Chat knows he's a puppy at this point

They turn around to see the little pile of notes scattered there; next to Guy's fingers which he is wiggling around under the door.

"Goddamnit, Guy-!" They shout, but there's clearly no venom in their words. A laugh had slipped out before they could stop it, and they crouched by the door.

The notes were all cute little things like,

"I ♡ u"

"come gimme kiss :("

"want smooch -3-"

"end the stream I need you >:("

So let's say from the angle the camera is set up, the stream can see about half of Honey as they're crouched by the door. They reach up to the handle and crack open the door.

Chat can't see Guy, Honey is blocking him from view.

They can't be heard speaking, but when Guy laughs, everyone in chat fucking melts because baby boy has the sweetest fucking laugh in the world holy shit

Arms can be seen wrapping around Honey, though their arms stay by their side, and it last for about 3 seconds before Honey places their hand flat on Guy's face and shoves him away (affectionately) while also calling him a dumbass.

They shut the door and return to their stream, not very happy that Chat saw that.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

ITS HAPPENING

SPILL THE TEA SIS UNTIL DAWN CAN WAIT

What did I miss??

HOOOOLY SHIT

*pog*

NO WAY

*pog*

*pog*

*pog*

★ someone donated $3 ★

Okay bitch, u got 5 seconds to explain urself 🔫🔫🔫

Anyway, they beat Guy's ass later that night but in the good if ykwim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Honey's little fan base is having a lot of fun theorizing their relationship with their faceless (yet adorable) roommate.

Chat loves bringing him up to get Honey talking about him. The way their eyes go soft are one of the top reasons most of their fans think they're dating (which they're not wrong, but Honey has yet to confirm nor deny)

Sometimes Honey will even bring Guy up on their own, but it's always the most random ass shit.

They were doing a chill stream, one where they just kinda played a slow game (like animal crossing or Stardew valley) and wouldn't really talk much, with lofi music in the background.

Not as many people watch those streams, but it's okay. Honey likes to play relaxing games from time to time, and they only really can if they're streaming it.

Off the cuff they just go, "Guy told me he wanted to start an Only Fans."

They started laughing after they realized they said it, even more when chat went from being really slow with only a few donos here and there to BLOWING UP

Honey explained that Guy was, in fact, not actually going to start an Only Fans.

They had told him that he was gaining popularity among their fan base and Guy had made the comment as a joke.

However the stream got more rowdy as more people joined only to find the current topic of conversation being whether or not Honey's faceless roommate should start an Only Fans.

Most people were like "yes, please" but Honey was (suspiciously) quick to tell them that it wasn't going to happen.

It only took about 20 minutes for the stream to go back to how it was, calm and slow.

Until Honey, once again, made a random ass comment along the lines of, "what if me and Guy started an only fans together?"

And then it was round two.

Honey loves fucking with their chat.

—

Guy started getting bolder as Honey living with him became the new normal. He was always finding new ways to invade their stream while keeping his face hidden.

He started watching their streams and eventually decided he wanted to see them blush

★ someone donated $1 ★

HoneysHeaven: guess who ;)))

They stared at the message for almost a minute before placing their head in their hands and going "Jesus fucking Christ"

Chat never caught on to this one until much later

Like, a few months of this "HoneysHeaven" donating just one dollar and saying things that seemed to throw the streamer off their rocker.

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★ someone donated $1 ★

HoneysHeaven: you look so cute today ^^

"Shut up."

*chat proceeds to get angry that Honey did not accept the compliment and aggressively assures them that they are very cute*

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HoneysHeaven: who is Sebastian and why are you flirting with him :(

Honey smirked, "he's a video game character."

HoneysHeaven: but why are you flirting with him :(

Gotta step up ur game HH

Bro is simping HARD

Poor thing

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HoneysHeaven: your fans are being mean to me :((

"hey, you kids play nice."

°•°•°•°•°•°

"I don't trust this ratty ass cat-"

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HoneysHeaven: can you come show me how to run the dishwasher pls (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠` ; )

"Guy, I swear to god, I've shown you how to run it a hundred times already!"

HoneysHeaven: I'm sorryyy (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠;⁠)

WAIT THATS GUY!?!?!?!?

OMG

GUY!??!?

HOLY FUC-

WEVE BEEN LOVINGLY BULLYING OUR BOY

SHAME ON ALL OF YOU

I DIDNT DO NOTHING

GUY I LOVE YOUUU

what the heck just happened??

Honey leaves the room to show Guy how to use the dishwasher for the upteenth time, and it certainly won't be the last.

Guy snuck in a few kisses there, being incognito in chat was fun while it lasted

—

If we circle back to our lovely theorists within Honey's fan base, we will see that they have been having a field day.

People are 98% sure that there is/was something romantic going on between these two. It's very obvious to see how flirty Guy is, and Honey has their moments.

Most think Guy has an unrequited crush on Honey, while some think it's reciprocated but not acted upon.

Very few think they're actually dating simply because of the way Honey acts. It seems like they're not interested in anything romantic.

Another small few think they're just good friends, and they're the kind of people that get all pressed about "why can't two people with a good relationship just be friends anymore," and blah blah blah.

One time Honey was having fun messing with their chat, just kind of sitting back and watching as they discussed amongst each other who Guy was to Honey.

They had fun dangling their love life in front of their fans like bait, especially because it made them feel all warm inside when people pointed out how painfully obvious it was that Guy was head over heels for them.

Did you put a ring on it yet? Cause if you don't, I will <.<

PFFT-

"hey, hey, calm down. He's taken."

BY WHO???

TAKEN!?

NOOOOOOO MY HOPES AND DREAMS

Honey laughs, "none of you even know what he looks like."

All the good men are taken >:(

Hold on now, it's 20XX, it's what's on the inside that counts

Mama always told me not to judge a book by its cover

ARE YOU TAKEN THO???

My mama also said not to judge a book by its cover, and lucky for me, I can't read 🥰🥰 Hand him over 🔪 /lh /j

WOAH WOAH WOAH

I simp for the invisible man from Hotel Transylvania, my powers are beyond your understanding

"All of you say that, but for all you know, he could look like a toe."

LMAO

Yummy

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

*people with foot fetishes have entered the chat*

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

OH GOD OH FUCK

Cronch

"okay, I regret being born. I think that's enough internet for today."

—

Drama doesn't usually break out, but when it does Honey still finds ways to have fun with it.

"no, I did not show Guy how to run the dishwasher like in that scene from Ghost... Tf?"

Damn that would've been hot tho

DAMMIT Boo you missed your chance to seduce him 😩😩

I'm gonna draw that later 👀

What scene from ghost? What's ghost?

OOOH WE DOIN GUY X [HONEY] FANART NOW ??? 👀👀👀

Oh God, guys, please don't make this weird

Babydoll, we can get you some flirting lessons if you want 😜

Ah yeah just gotta do the lip bite and the chin rub 😉😉 say some pickup line and he's all yours

LMAO won't be too hard he already down BAD

"how it do baby gorilla" *bites lip*

OH GOOD LORD

LMAOOO YOU GOTTA USE THAT ONE

They're just friends, will you all chill out??

Honey, laughing, "who said we were just friends?"

HEY

PUMP THE BREAKS PUMP THE BREAKS WHAT THE FLUFF

STOP MESSING WITH US YOU ASSHOLE /affectionate

Ayo 🤨🤨🤨

EXPLAIN URSELF BABE 😡😡😡

Hiiii I love you and your content 🥰🥰💕

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I will sell you my soul please tell us what that means

"does it have to mean anything?"

AAAAAAAAAAAA

You... You are evil 😑

DAMMIT

FUCK

My therapist is going to hear about you.

Some people want world peace, but [Honey]... [Honey] just wants to watch the world burn.

°•°•°•°•°•°

"y'know... Guy has brought it to my attention that some of you have been drawing fanart of us. Which is sweet, but it's also weird because none of you know what he looks like..."

Oh shit we're in trouble

How are people drawing him when they don't know what he looks like??

GUYS WE'RE GONNA GET GROUNDED

OH NOOO

THEIR GONNA TAKE OUR FEMUR PRIVILEGES

NOT MY FEMURS I JUST GOT THOSE BACK

"Now, I'm not saying that it's okay to ship real life people. Because it's not. It makes most people uncomfortable."

Now I'm uncomfortable we don't usually get serious talks

I'm deadass actually kinda scared rn

SAMEE

Yeah same here I think I peed a little

Same

What

Wait you peed?

"I mean, I don't really mind it. The only weird thing is that some of you are drawing Guy without know what he looks like so it doesn't at all look like Guy," Honey laughs, "the fanfiction is pretty weird though, maybe cut it out with that stuff."

🫡🫡🫡

YES BOSS

YOU HEARD THE CAPTAIN BOYS, FIRE THE NUKES

What is wrong with everyone here

DESTROY THE EVIDENCE

Wattpad is going down 😈😈

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So you're okay with the fanart? Is Guy okay with it too?

"yeah, I'm chill with it. Guy is too, he thinks it's cute."

Awwwww 🥺🥺🥺

I fall in love with a faceless man I don't know even more everyday

HE THINKS ITS CUTE!!??? THAT IS SO WHOLESOME OMG

HES SHIPPING HIMSELF WITH YOU FR

I stg if you don't date him-

Give him a kiss from all of us 😘

YES

KISS HIM AS A GIFT FROM US

JUST A LITTLE PECK ON THE CHEEK

DO IT DO IT

This isn't too much right?

KITH

"maybe I will kiss him, but it hardly seems fair to do just one for the thousands of you."

😳

STOP

I'm going to die

YOU NEED TO CHILL YOU GREMLIN

IM GOING TO FIGHT YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS when is the next con?

This is killing me

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HoneysHeaven: woah does this mean I'm gonna get thousands of kisses <.<

"HEY-!"

OH SHIT

BABY YOU JUST GOT CAUGHT IN 4K

I am so painfully single ouch

ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

HoneysHeaven: so can I come claim those kisses now, or...?

AINT NO WAY

OH MY GAHD

"no."

NO!?!?

NO????

BITCH TF YOU MEAN

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

HoneysHeaven: :(

NOOOOOO

YOU MADE HIM SAD

"oh my god- just- ugh," Honey hides their face away from the camera, clearly flustered, "just go away."

—

Yeah, their fan base is 99% sure they're dating.

(I'm gonna have to cut this off here, I'm real tired but I had a lot of fun writing this. The chaotic chat clearly got away from me a few times lol. I will do a part 3, because I definitely still have more 😉)

[skippyangel16]

My final post…

The Waypoint when ‘it’ was given life and perhaps they lost their way for good?

Three’s a Crowd…and it always appears there’s three in this ‘public marriage’. 2018…when they ALL took on their roles!

Whilst they could be contractually obliged to deny their relationship, no one could make them do what they have done.

They gave it life and it continues to grow…

We’re doing it now people, action!

The ‘directors’ direct…

Sam has his prompt, Cait guides Tony…oops nearly walks past🤣

Oh we’re doing this now, let’s make it look convincing…

#awkward 🫣

Tony has had a makeover ….Sam takes it all in… looks like he’s about to 🤮

👇What it could have looked like if authentic 🤪

Below👇Cait is talking. Sam replies ‘right, okay?’

Cait speaks again whilst giving him a reassuring arm rub 🥰 the love in that arm rub speaks volumes!

Sam asks (appears to say) ‘Do you get all this shite?’ eyes immediately looking at….🧐 whatever she replied his smile says it all. They are both happy together despite the shit show. Happy to deceive?

Let’s not ever forget just how staged this is!

How anyone can’t see the performance 🎭 is beyond me? Pure Hollywood…

Since then they have both actively supported the narrative more and more each year so whilst you can feel sorry for them back in 2016 (when they appeared to be pressured to go underground)today it’s harder. With every performance they do they make it more unlikely that they will come out anytime soon. His book reiterated Cait is the only woman but it also brought the brother/sister relationship to the fore again🤮. I’m afraid that’s pretty much made my mind up there’s no imminent plan to come clean. He has cemented his single commitment free life in black and white, any u turn on that now revealing a totally different version with his ‘perhaps sister’ would have a huge backlash from those who part with 💰 for his products. Alas although his alcohol business is growing it’s likely he is more reliant on fan sales than he would like to be. Maybe one day it won’t be so but perhaps single Sam will be around until the scales tip the other way?🤷‍♀️

There is no denying they actively manipulate all sides of the fandom…ours included, but the fact remains our side is basically them just being themselves and most of the time it just happens naturally! IMO 🤪

But it’s not all innocent …

Some wise words from Jamie.

When you have to sell your part truth…can’t imagine the stress and damage to your soul!

He (allegedly)is a good man leading a fake life and when you can’t have your truth, it will destroy you. Can you be a good man if you deliberately deceive, lie and manipulate?

Can you really feel 💯 % proud of it?

Someone recently said on one of my posts they have ended up with the ‘cover up’ book and will think twice about what they buy in the future. That’s a fair comment.

When I look at this card I have an overwhelming urge to add IT to his SH.

The shit show lives on…😢 I just wish they would stop feeding it!

Keep your secrets but tell us no lies…

Alas I am all done here, the book has shown a lost man. If anyone needs to pick a lane it’s Sam, he’s trying to be everything to everyone, so who looks crazy? Single Sam will never be convincing when all he talks about is his married co star and when in her presence looks at her as if she is the only woman on earth.

Lies are poison, a sure path to self destruction. I don’t wish to watch that happen or anymore cycles of this shit show. They are actually abusing their fans by doing this imo. Excuses will always be made for whatever Sam does by thousands here, his god like persona and charm are like a spell that keeps us all engaged. His ability to come out of everything smelling like roses is truly amazing. He knows exactly what he’s doing and what he will get away with. Denying his family as his truth ✅ yep seems there’s nothing he can’t or won’t do and yes fans have already excused him. JMHO.

Everyone will continue to make excuses for him until you can’t, my tipping point is him denying his family in his memoirs. Call it artistic license if it makes you happy, or blame the ghost writer, but I wouldn’t want to put that out into the universe.🤮

Sold it as His truth…totally supporting the narrative, nothing good about that.

I knew once I reached the point that I believe they are totally complicit in their fan manipulation for their own gain I would leave. They may not have started out that way or intended to reach the level they are at now but that’s how toxic Hollywood works. ‘It’ has become their normal. They are their own jailers and complicit in their own narrative imo. It’s their life and their choice on how they want to play/live it. I choose not to watch it any further. Sam has shown his true colours in this book, no one to hide behind. Who is Sam Heughan? Well con artist springs to my mind at this point in time but that’s JMHO. I no longer like what I see so therefore I just don’t care anymore. I still believe they are together but there is no joy in watching this farce, there are no winners here.

I came here for a love story but all I see is a public tragedy on display and a private tragedy waiting to happen as their lies engulf them…I hope they find their moral compass and follow it again soon. What could have been their best years have now gone by. No doubt they will one day cash in on their Hollywood love story, may even star in it as themselves…but that’s some way off imo. They are as free as they want to be, the only one that actually needs freeing is Tony but maybe he’s happy and got a job for life?

His book is my waypoint out of here. I can finally see them for who they really are, as I don’t wish to blog negatively I’m freeing myself of their lies and manipulation. They only have themselves to blame for what the fans believe here whatever side your on. It’s an ugly, sick game and a total turn off… it’s not good for anyones mental health!

Officially signing off from blogging S&C but I wish them nothing but happiness.

To everyone here thanks for making me welcome and all the discussions!

Wishing you all good health and happiness!

😘

Over and Out…

[fayes-fics]

Three-Dot Symphony

Excerpts from a modern romance

Pairing: benedict bridgerton x fem!reader, Modern AU

Summary: Modern AU, friends to lovers over text

Warnings: 18+ smut, minors DNI, sexting, explicit descriptions of sexual acts, overuse of emojis, humour.

Word Count: 2.4k

Authors Note: Here’s the text fic no one was asking for! Loosely based on an anon ask about Ben being an expert at sexting (here), but frankly this is not even the sexting fic I was planning to write - I've no idea what this is or where it came from. Betaed by the awesome @makaylan as usual. All remaining typos & grammar errors are from the characters themselves obvs ;)

Y/N: What are you wearing?

BB: !?! Is this a come on?!?

Y/N: No? I mean it literally. As in, I can see you across the room?  Y/N: Ok, listen let me rephrase… what the fuck are you wearing?

BB: Better. But also shame.  BB: Not my choice. Llittle sis Hy made me, her birthday = fancy dress

Y/N: K but that outfit?! Did you offend her somehow or…?!.  Y/N: Wait… shame?

BB: She just hates everyone equally.  BB: Also nothing…

7 hours later

BB: What are you wearing?

Y/N: Haha. Go to sleep.

BB: Meh. Worth a try.

25 days later

Y/N: I hate the world and all the penises in it! Y/N: Fuck sorrryyy this was meant for someone else Y/N: Please ignore

BB: I mean that’s probably fair. About the penises (peni?) BB: Wait how many Benedicts do you know?! 

Y/N: Sorry. Again.  Y/N: You’re not in my phone as Benedict

BB: Not to sound too existential, but what am I?

Y/N: Lol. Arty Ben Y/N: I was trying to text Arti, a friend  Y/N: Sorry again

BB: Arty Ben? I mean okay. Could be worse… BB: Why the penis hate? Bad date? BB: (Quite proud of that ⬆️ tbh)

Y/N: Something like that Y/N: (Mr Comedy)

BB: Not all penises are bad. Surely? BB: Or rather penis owners

Y/N: No you are a nice penis Y/N: Penis OWNER! Y/N: You are a nice person who happens to own a penis Y/N: Shit… I shouldn’t text tipsy Y/N: Just hand me a shovel I’ll dig myself

BB: This is just delightful  BB: Thank you BB: My penis thanks you too BB: Wait I didn’t… I errr I’m sorry I think I’ve had too many drinks too

Y/N: Say hello to your penis from me Y/N: 🤣

BB: He says hello back 😉

Y/N: He?! 

BB: Well it’s not going to be female is it?! 

Y/N: It’s not an IT…?!

BB: Ok IT says hello 😁

Y/N: Hello Ben’s penis. 🤣

BB: 👋 😂

3 hours later

Y/N: Goodnight Ben's penis 

BB: I mean, I’m right here… BB: Do I not get a goodnight?

Y/N: Goodnight Ben Y/N: Goodnight Ben’s penis

BB: He gets two?!

Y/N: Haha. Night Y/N: Penis 

BB: Oh no, this is going to become a bit isn’t it? 😔 

4 days later

Y/N: ‘Sup Penis

BB: I’m not going to dignify that with a response 

Y/N: That’s fine, wasn’t talking to you  Y/N: Was AS YOU CAN READ only addressing the trouser snake

BB: Trouser snake?!

Y/N: Don’t like that? I got a million more 🤷‍♀️  Y/N: P. E. Nis, Esq. 🧐 (gent about town)

BB: How many drinks have you had?!

Y/N: Rude Y/N: Quite a few tbh Y/N: Wait, why do we only text tipsy?

BB: I've no idea, give me an hour I’ll try to catchup

Y/N: K

1 hour later

Y/N: ‘Sup penis and penis owner

BB: ‘Sup

Y/N: Got some drinkin’ goin’ on?

BB: Maybe

Y/N: What’s your poison?

BB: Whisky

Y/N: Niiiice Y/N: Brand?

BB: Glenfidddddich BB: Wait, that’s too many D’s isn’t it?

Y/N: Oooh single malt - we got a fancy penis right here, definitely deserving of the 🧐 Y/N: Can never have too many D’s imo…

BB: My penis, I would like to point out, is not drunk BB: Just me

Y/N: Wait… he’s not invited to your party? Y/N: That’s rude, he’s literally right there

BB: He’s a he again, not an IT? BB: No he can't be shirking his duties

Y/N: Meh, calling him a he is good Y/N: He has duties?!

BB: Y’know like…

Y/N: Tell me

BB: Stop it

Y/N: Tell me

BB: I can be drunk but he still needs to be fit for purpose 😜

Y/N: Ohhhh got it, got it Y/N: Does he have plans tonight then? Y/N: On duty, so to speak? 

BB: I mean… nothing planned BB: But he always likes to be prepared you know, just in case, like a Scout

Y/N: Seems a shame he has no party plans Y/N: Poor penis, he deserves a good time too Y/N: I like that he is always prepared though, that’s nice Y/N: He seems nice

BB: He enjoys his duties when called upon BB: He thinks you're nice

Y/N: Good for him Y/N: Awww nice Mr Penis, I think you’re nice Y/N: I mean I've never met you, but I'm sure you are nice

BB: He would be happy to meet you someday…

Y/N: Oh that would be nice Y/N: When can I meet him?

BB: Call me

1 hour later

BB: That was…. Something BB: Thank you 😁

Y/N: Anytime 😉 Y/N: I really like him Y/N: When can I see him again?

BB: On FaceTime or…?

Y/N: However he will have me

BB: After work tomorrow?

Y/N: Yes please Y/N: Totty Ct Rd Tube, Exit 4, 6pm

BB: We’ll be there

1 day later

Y/N: He’s even nicer in person Y/N: He’s lovely and so very attentive 

BB: Are you texting from my bathroom?!

Y/N: Yes? Y/N: I mean I thought you’ve might want ⬆️ that on record so 🤷‍♀️

BB: Come back to bed

26 days later

Y/N: Don't forget milk 😘

BB: K 😘

Y/N: Hurry back, Sainsburys isn’t naked. I am

BB: 🥵

12 days later

BB: When is your trip? 😘

Y/N: 2 weeks from Tuesday, don't wanna go 🙁😘 Y/N: I’ll miss P. E. Nis Esq 🧐

BB: He will miss you so much BB: Wait did we agree that’s his name?

Y/N: 😉 Y/N: You want something better? I mean I'd happily call him Admiral  Y/N: He's pretty commanding ykwim 😮‍💨

BB: Stop. I'm at work 🥵

Y/N: If you send me a picture right now, I’ll greet him before you later

BB: Are you trying to kill me?!?

Y/N: Is it working?!?

BB: You know it is BB: Now he's at attention BB: In a meeting BB: You are a menace

Y/N: Fuck that’s actually hot Y/N: I wanna see

BB: No penis pics! BB: Just imagine it

Y/N: The one time I ASK for a dick pic I don't get one?! Y/N: I am doing just that Y/N: *adds new underwear to shopping list*

BB: *takes off that underwear* *prefers you without*

Y/N: 🥵💦 

BB: No more sexting at work  BB: I think my boss just saw this BB: Shit

Y/N: Oooops 🙈  Y/N: Also, babe, this ain't sexting, you wait til my trip 😉

BB: 😉

17 days later

Y/N: On the train, 🙁 I wish you were here 😘

BB: I wish that too 😘 BB: Text me when you’re there safe

Y/N: Will do  Y/N: Also sexting later 😉

BB: I can't wait BB: Why don't we just FaceTime tho? 🥵

Y/N: Ohhh we will Y/N: This is just your appetiser, that's the main course Y/N: You’ll see 😉😘

BB: 🥵😘

2 hours later

Y/N: Safe 😘

BB: 😘

6 hours later

Y/N: Ready? Y/N: Phone out of sight of boss?

BB: Lol. Yep 

Y/N: Sitting comfortably?

BB: Yep

Y/N: What are you wearing?

BB: Lol funny, I like it

Y/N: I'm not wearing underwear

BB: Oh shit, rly? BB: Call me

Y/N: No! Text only for now. Out at boooooring business dinner Y/N: But I'm not wearing underwear. For you Y/N: No one else will ever know. But you Y/N: What would you do to me if you were here? Y/N: Proof incoming Y/N: (sent photo attachment)

BB: Fuckkkkkkkkk BB: Can't type with erection

Y/N: Yes you can  Y/N: If I can type dripping into my skirt Y/N: Then yes you can

BB: (emphasised “If I can type dripping into my skirt”) BB: (loved “If I can type dripping into my skirt”)

Y/N: Look who just figured out text reactions. Cute. Y/N: I’m waiting…. Y/N: Babe? Y/N: You ok? Y/N: We don't have to do this if you’re uncomfortable….?

BB: SHIT. SO SORRY BATTERY DIED. BB: NO I WANT TO DO THIS!!! BB: I COULDN’T FIND A FUCKING CHARGER BB: BABY? BB: Sorry didn't mean to shout.

Y/N: Haha no worries Y/N: I’m here Y/N: And I'm still waiting… 

BB: I want to uhhh run my hand up your thigh BB: (this feels weird)

Y/N: Mmm continue Y/N: (My thigh feels weird?!?)

BB: No! Sexting feels bit weird. K gimme a mo BB: I would walk up to you like I didn't know you, and slide my hand up your thigh

Y/N: Yessssss Ben tell me more

BB: Don't worry I’ll make sure no one can see between your legs BB: But they’ll be able to see your face so you better be a good actor BB: I’ll slowly push up your skirt til its high as it can go with you sitting

Y/N: Oh yes

BB: Then my fingers will trace up your inner thigh until I get to your pussy

Y/N: It's so fucking wet rn

BB: Good.  BB: I’m going to tease you a bit, just light gentle strokes everywhere but where you want it, over your lips, your lil sexy strip of hair BB: then hmmm just when you’re panting I’ll just gently flick my fingernail against your clit

Y/N: *heavy breathing* fuckkkk you are good at this 

BB: A few more times. Do you feel that?

Y/N: Yessss. More please.

BB: Then I’m going to push two fingers inside you.  BB: You are always so perfectly tight and warm BB: Do you feel that?

Y/N: Yessss god I love your long delicious fingers  Y/N: They reach places no one else can 

BB: Now I’m rocking those fingers inside you  BB: I’m going to tease that lil spot inside you the one that makes you flood all over my hand BB: My thumb is pressing circles on your clit now  BB: Oh yes there we are, moan for me baby

Y/N: Godddd yessss it feels so good Y/N: Let me suck the fingers on your other hand please? Y/N: Out then in my mouth mmmm baby Y/N: Please fingerfuck my mouth and pussy Ben Y/N: Then please fuck my throat with your cock Y/N: I need you so much

BB: I can’t type, shaking

Y/N: My pussy is clenching on nothing, I need you  Y/N: Fuck this dinner. I’m headed to my room right now Y/N: You better be naked, hard and ready to FaceTime in 3 mins 😘

BB: Already there 😘

6 hours later

BB: Baby, last night was so amazing 😘 BB: I hope you are still sleeping after that session but you know I had an early start today  BB: Well anyway, I'm going to have to be offline in the basement archives all morning, so… BB: This is for you when you wake up. Enjoy you little minx…  BB: I’m thinking about our upcoming trip to that AirBnB in Cornwall. Those big floor-to-ceiling glass windows overlooking the sea? I want to fuck you against them, baby. I want you pressed hard against it. That cold glass on your nipples while I fuck into you from behind. Your face pressed against it, puffs of condensation where you are breathing heavy. Want to know why you’re breathing so hard? Cos I’m fucking you so deep. Pushing you up onto your tiptoes with every stroke in. But it’s slow at first, so you feel every inch as I slide into you, hands on your hips. BB: You’re so fucking wet, and I’m going to tell you that. Maybe some people walk by on the coastal path. I don’t care. I’m going to keep fucking you, my girl; let the whole world watch. Then I’m going to speed up a little and go a little harder. I can’t wait to hear your sexy fucking moans as I do that. I'm going to move a hand to grip around your throat just a little, stand up a little taller, so you’re always on tiptoes, speared onto my cock from behind, your gorgeous ass squashed against my pelvis. I’m going to tell you to put your hands outstretched above your head on the glass. And then I’m really giving it to you, fucking you hard. And the hand not on your throat is going to slip down between your legs and circle your clit until you scream. I love when you scream for me. Scream and moan and come on my cock clenching so hard, milking all that cum out of me. Oh, baby, I can’t wait.

1 hour later 

Y/N: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 Y/N: FUCKING HELL…. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 Y/N: Ben, I mean, BeneDICT 🥵🥵🥵🥵 Y/N: Baby I… Y/N: Wow I need you to know WOWWWWWWWW

1 hour later

Y/N: I just read that again 🥵🥵🥵🥵 Y/N: And came again Y/N: I’ve unleashed a monster Y/N: And I don't just mean when I pull down your zip 😉 Y/N: (Sorry) Y/N: A sexting monster 

1 hour later 

Y/N: I'm terminally horny and it’s all your fault Y/N: I need you right the fuck nowwwwwwwww 🥵🥵🥵🥵

1 hours later

BB: Welllllll….. I guess that worked? 😘

Y/N: Y’think?!? 🥵🥵 Y/N: On train back now Y/N: You better fuck me in the hallway when I get home 🥵 Y/N: Sorry typo I meant when I get to yours

BB: Don't be sorry BB: This could be your home…if you want 😘😘

Y/N: It… could? 😘😘

BB: Yes 😘😘 BB: I’ll happily fuck you in the hallway when you get home 🥵😘😘 BB: In fact, I can’t wait 😘😘 BB: My love 😘😘

Y/N: 😘😘😘😘😘

39 days later

Y/N: ‘Sup Penis

BB: That will not make me move these boxes up the stairs any faster

Y/N: Worth a try

BB: What exactly are you moving into my flat? Boulders?

Y/N: That's classified Y/N: I love you 😘😘

BB: I love you too 😘😘

Authors note: You guys have no idea how tempted I was to call this fic ‘Sup Penis. No idea.

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Hope I’m not bothering, man but I’ve come with another request. Take your time with it and don’t worry about when you get to it. I just enjoy your writing😁 My request is, of course, another Garou one but this one being reader insert friendship hcs. I think it’d be interesting for him to have a friend he can just goof around with and have legit listen to him. Like figuratively and literally poking fun at the other, playful insults, a bit of rough housing (reader has a surprisingly good kick), taking casual strolls, commit petty crimes, hanging around at the reader’s apartment, that kind of thing. 😊

U never bother me bro 🥺 he rly need a friend like that

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He got a nickname for his dear friend. It's Motherfucker

Dude never directly takes about his feelings at first, usually jokes about his pain before you can weed out his real problems. He'd appreciate it if you still acted like a dumbass

He IS the dumbest bitch you could ever have the pleasure of knowing. Be like "hey watch this" and jump off a roof into a garbage can

Always breaking into your place it's rediculous. And eating yo food

You know how many times you walk into your room and he sleep on your bed? Too damn many. With ALL the blankets. He feels comfortable sleeping around you though, at least

Always down for a sleepover, but sometimes feels bad he don't have a place fr you can come around too.

Rough housing is declared non verbally. He just puts his hands up and it means "let's go" sometimes it's on sight. You got him good with that kick once that was as close as you'll get to a surrender. He fights to win

He LOVES playful insults. It's almost a way he expresses his affections. He always on his bullshit with you and it makes him so happy you do the same

He's actually into people watching, but with you, he's just roasting them. Nothing seriously mean just "why he look like Big Bird 🧐?"

Petty crimes are fun but they're hard to get away with because he keeps holding back laugher, making you do the same, and you both start fucking laughing blowing your cover

Sometimes he does it when you guys are just chilling. Just laughing for no damn reason

Don't you dare go steal some shit without him though unless you get him something he'll be mad you left him out 😡

Never admits it but always wants to stroll with you. Just likes walking and being chill

Sometimes sneaks up on you in public and if you don't catch him, you're getting in a headlock

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hello! so this is my first time sending a request so let me just.. unpack..

I've been thinking about sub!amab!Kaeya losing his virginity. reader is gn and afab. you're free to take any liberties w kinks, maybe i can suggest creampie 🧐 but honestly go w anything you think works, I just want to see this concept I have in my head:

Kaeya is the cutest thing. despite the teasing he's obedient and lays on his back on command. he lets his lover ride him and giggles a lot in the process, every new feeling and touch is welcome and though he tries to keep talking (bc istg this man never shuts up) eventually his words turn into moans when he's completely inside—to the point he feels so embarrassed he tries to cover his mouth (don't let him tho he's really pretty like this). he's just very sensitive and and easily overwhelmed w pleasure, yet eager to be praised so he drowsily takes his lover hands into his to press kisses on them as he gets dumb on pleasure <3

(this turned out longer than expected so I'm just hoping i made sense D,:) tysm and have a wonderful day!

🔞 minors dni

warnings: afab reader, virgin kaeya, creampie

// note: yeah anon this was perfect, don't worry about it❤️

you're a little surprised to learn he's still a virgin, mostly because he's a beautiful and charming man, and basically everyone is somewhat attracted to him, but also because he's such a good liar he really had you fooled at first! 

he's eager to kiss down your throat as you sit on his lap, his hands firmly planted on your hips, and he teases you when you grind against his clothed erection. 

he has you all hot and bothered in a matter of minutes, your soaked panties sticking to your pussy while you rut against him, and he keeps murmuring filthy things directly in your ear… until you mention something about him "being so good at this", and he pulls back to muffle a laugh against the back of his hand.

that is when you find out he's a virgin, that he's never done this before and that he was just playing around with things to say without actually knowing if they'd work!

for a moment you think he's pranking you, but you quickly realize he's telling the truth, and you’re not… mad at him or anything! but you kinda want to see his facade crumble, you know?👀 you want to turn him into a whimpering mess as he begs to cum in your pussy!

he seems very willing to let you take the lead, leaning back against the pillows as you push him down, unbuckling his pants to get them out of the way. 

you stand up for a moment, stripping completely and grinning as you take in the way he stares at your tits and licks his lips. you sit back on his lap, taking his cock in both hands and pressing it against your pussy lips, coating it with your copious slick. his moans are delicious, sometimes muffled and sometimes loud, depending if he manages to cover his mouth in time, and you find out you really enjoy teasing him like this! he’s still way too coherent to consider it a successful mission, though, still talking back at you and looking up with an arrogant grin, so you take it as your cue to start pressing his cock inside. just the tip, tho !! you want to make it slow and excruciating for him !!

he stutters as you guide his cock past your entrance, looking dazed as he follows the way it sinks into your pussy. “does it feel good?”, it’s your turn to tease him, grinding your hips down just barely, but he’s still trying to keep his cool.

“yeah, you feel perfect around me”, he grins, though he sounds breathless, and his praises get cut off when you sink more on his cock, taking it about halfway inside.

you give him no respite, then, sitting back on him and taking his cock fully inside, laughing at the way he gasps and grips your hips almost unconsciously. it feels so good to take him to the hilt, your pussy perfectly stretched around his girth, and you think it must feel just as good for him, judging by the way his words stopped making any sense. he’s just babbling and moaning now, his hips bucking up into you, and you take pity on him. you start moving a lil bit, rising on your knees and falling back down after a moment, and honestly you’re just surprised he’s not cumming already, he definitely has more stamina than you thought!

you start riding him, picking up your pace just to hear him moan even more, and you’re quick to swat his hands away when he tries to cover his mouth again. you hold his hands in yours, and he interlocks his fingers with your own, making you smile fondly. he’s so endearing when he’s not pretending that nothing ever fazes him!

you can tell he’s finally getting close to his orgasm, and you ride him even faster, wanting to make it good for him. you let him cum in your pussy, sitting flush to his hips so that you can take it all inside, and the way he brings your hands closer to his mouth, to kiss all over your knuckles, just makes you want to start riding him again !! he can deal with a lil bit of overstimulation even if it’s his first time, right?

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𝙍𝙀𝙇𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎.

These are random things you'd do in a relationship with the members of NCT 127!

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TAEIL

Probably listen to random music, like you suggest some of your music to him and y'all just start vibing to it. Lowkey wake up the whole entire house bc for some reason y'all do it in the morning rather than the afternoon or the night😭(This is probably motivated by Taeil's relay cam where he dances to that hype music with Yuta💀). Shhh he's a The Weeknd fan now🤞🏾

JOHNNY

He gives the vibe of someone that just gets up and wants to go somewhere (Yuta as well) he'll just be like "Yo, you wanna go to that new restaurant that opened last week?" And it kinda doesn't matter if you say no or yes, you're going bc he persuades you anyway. Who knows? You might be featured on a ep of JCC🤭

TAEYONG

The Original plan was to watch mean girls but now y'all watching 365 days🚪🚶🏾‍♀️.... Then y'all watching Sleep away Camp#1. The point is that y'all never follow the original plan to dates(?) Or nights where you wanna relax together. BACK TO 365 DAYS😭 Y'all don't finish it bc Johnny walks in on y'all watching and he doesn't even really pay attention to it but taeyong is too embarrassed so y'all end up watching a horror movie👏🏾

YUTA

(THERE'S SO MUCH I CAN SAY ABT HIM—)

Y'all have deep conversations, LIKE DEEP. It can be about you guys, the world, friendships,social media, politics, etc. It always starts at 11:00pm way after everyone is already asleep and lasts for a good 5 hours..7 if you're lucky😋🤞🏾. Very touchy during the convos, that's probably bc Yuta is a very affectionate person. Then y'all end up being the last ones awake in the morning 🙇🏾‍♀️

DOYOUNG

Shopping is probably something y'all do alot, it could be grocery or clothing. He looks like someone that spends hours in a boutique FOR YOU😭 you're just like "no it's ok I like this one" and he's like "nooo but look at this one it's a nice shade of purple" like babe we said the first necklace was okay no need to get us 10 more🧐. Sugar daddy frfr🤞🏾 IM SORRY FHSJDVHSWVKD—

JAEHYUN

(Small small small angst but overload of fluff🤞🏾)

When he's mad at you, he's just dead silent AND THE DRYNESS OF HIS ANSWERS TO YOU IS ANGER INDUCING— But then he can't help but smile at your little sulking bc he's like "why was I mad at them in the first place🧐" but then he smiles even more when you try to get his attention by playing his favorite songs. THEN YOU START SINGING ALONG?? HE'S DONE FOR. Yeah by the end of the night y'all kinda forget why y'all were mad each other in the first place, WIN FOR EVERYONE👏🏾👏🏾 (or should I say winwin?? I'm sorry..)

JUNGWOO

Board games is must in this household!!! He's so humble about his very good techniques in games that it worries you a bit, you know he's the angel of the relationship bc if you were as good as him you'd be the most cocky person ever. THE THING IS sometimes he tries to make errors and try to suck so you can win. It's the sad truth bc you don't even realize until he tells you later on and THAT smirk appears on his face😭

MARK

Y'all look up 5 minute craft videos and watch them for hours while clowning it but somehow Mark is like "Dude, we should totally try this!" First, he just address you as the same thing he calls his bestie johnny and other members💀 Second, HE WANTS TO TRY A CRAFT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE😭 and for some reason you agree bc you can't say no to his cuteness and his excitement. Y'all also watch 7 second riddles, and you turn it into a game where if one gets more right than the other; the Loser has to take  table spoons of mayo,ketchup, mustard,sour cream, and ranch (I couldn't think of anything else) also Mark loses so...yeah!

HAECHAN

(Maybe suggestive)

Y'all occasionally go on Omegle 😭 idk y this strikes me as a haechan thing it just does, it's always 50/50. One time y'all pretended to have sex but it was of course off camera and someone literally started Jacking off to it, when the person finished they were like "good job guys, you should become adult content creators!" YALL LEFT THE CHAT TRAUMATIZED💀 that's why y'all go on there very occasionally it's always when y'all are drunk tho😭😭

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Wow would you look at that, me being not as chaotic for headcanons 🤭 Love that for me!❤️❤️😘😘

Anyways, This is the end of the black girl kpop Stan chronicles [BGKSC] for short..No? Okay. give me some suggestions (nothing weird plz🙂🙏🏾) BYE BESTIE BOOS 😋🤞🏾❤️