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valtsv · 7 months ago

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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one #'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot #when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.

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foldingfittedsheets · 4 months ago

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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

#ramblies #cards against humanity #CAH #I have never ever regretted being on their mailing list like truly it’s always great #every Black Friday I love joining their antics #elongated muskrat

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mioakem · 3 months ago

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the imagery in this part of the ep was actually insane like this is genuinely beautiful

#MY COVEN 😭😭😭#agatha’s makes me feel things that i can’t describe #didn’t include billy’s cause his wasn’t a direct parallel to his card like the others were #agatha all along #lilia calderu #patti lupone #alice wu gulliver #ali ahn #jennifer kale #sasheer zamata #agatha harkness #kathryn hahn #rio vidal #aubrey plaza #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #agatha all along spoilers #aaa spoilers

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potatofu-art · 2 months ago

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"The Hermit stands alone on the top of a mountain. The snow-capped range symbolizes his spiritual mastery, growth, and accomplishment. He has chosen this path of self-discovery and, as a result, has reached a heightened state of awareness."

#arcane #arcane season 2 #arcane s2 #arcane spoilers #viktor arcane #viktor #jayvik #yes jayce isnt there its still jayvik art we can just say its jayce who drew him #art #my art #fanart #fan art #potatofu art #i wanted to make a tarot card series for a while and here comes along viktor looking like jesus christ so the stars align !#i think ill draw ekko afterwards

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mimefish · 1 month ago

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nevermind everyone winner's symbolism cancelled. we cannot have another scar earth/mercury/comet situation again. I vote we all lay down our weapons and join hands in peace and accept that the one true symbol for Joel is the Car. wherever he goes whatever flavour of symbols you particularly enjoy. Car. Just Car. Because it would be really funny

#and also we could goncharov it. “oh doesnt your solar system have a car in it? thats weird mine does otherwise i wouldnt have assigned this #guy the car planet as a symbol.“#“oh your tarot deck doesnt have the CARd? weird. mines always been like that you must be missing some”#wild life spoilers #trafficblr #elfy talks #life series #life series spoilers #life series smp #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #wild life smp #wild life #guys please im begging we cant return to the infighting again #this totally isnt in reaction to the joel tag being filled with symbol arguments already ahaha what do you mean thatd be crazy... [silly]

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notherpuppet · 2 days ago

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