#but like. cmon.
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I saw someone say Astarion bg3 is "the most queer coded man ever" and yeah. Its. Its because hes queer. He has canonically slept with men. He will date women, men, and nonbinary folks. "Queer coding" you mean the literal text they coded into the fucking game?
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#astarion#astarion ancunin#i mean we know what they really meant which is#“i think he acts Too Gay so he cant into women or anything and also i dont respect Bisexuals as queer ppl obvs”#but like. cmon.#txt#q slur#hall of fame
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honestly I love that queen mikoto foresaw her ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE death via magic or something, took NO steps to prevent it, and also told yukimura "hey btw when I die give my kid the cool sword hidden in the statue. yeah it'll be revealed when I blow up. mhm cool thanks okay I'll just go back to waiting for my eventual demise via exploding sword. thanks." and that's it! that's all she does!!! it's fucking great!!!! I love this game!!!
#extanttalks#extantgames#fire emblem#fire emblem fates#fe: fates#fe:f#queen mikoto#im doing a birthright replay so im fire emblem posting i guess#also i KNOW that yukimura says that she didnt know the specifics only that she was going to die soon#but like. cmon.
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Taylivia beef rumors were goofy to begin with like I sincerely promise yall this 34 yr old does not have beef with a 20 yr old
#like…its so abundantly clear that to whatever extent there is drama it was very one sided…#I say this as someone who loves Olivia#but like. cmon.#ts#grammys
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magnate leto is SO funny. he's like "you kids, I know so much about the mind and I'm taking an interest in what you say about Prentice and I believe in you Sophie 😊🙄" and she's like wow I wonder what Mr Forkle's real identity is
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Felicia Day is very cute but I’m not gonna lie to you guys it bothers me how conventionally attractive Charlie is. That’s not what lesbian hackers look like
#I know why i know what the point of her character is I know what kind of show supernatural is#but like. cmon.#charlie bradbury#tfw 3.0
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.
Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.
#this post is inspired by my dnd oc Beacon. whom i am workshopping again#gonna turn him into a really like....duty driven but fucking BRUTAL paladin.#The sun also being necessary for life....for structures of society and culture. like.... cmon#The sun is fucking terrifying and yall should recognize that more#ALSO THIS IS A SMALL LOVE LETTER TO HOLLOW KNIGHT'S THE RADIANCE#I LOVE YOU QUEEN!!!! YOU'RE SO SCARY!!!!!!#we need more of Her.
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"damn I'm crying over an insect" "why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks" "it's weird how happy this small thing made me feel" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.
#pig originals#like cmon#its normal to be emotional over the stars. over a moth. over seeing people on the street. its wonderful to be alive and so so rare#biggest hits
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And then she did. Happy pride.
(Alternate versions under cut)
#an attempt was made to draw marcille and chilchuck. at one point.#izutsumi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#chilchuk tims#I’ll draw something serious one day I swear (lying)#also i know this isn’t actually how she won. but like. cmon.
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When you go to a job interview but the guy uses it as an excuse to evangelize 🙃
#:)))#welcome to texas#this is one of two interviews I've snagged after 65+ job applications#i want to kms (not really)#but like. cmon.
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Saw these panels the other day and—
LET JASON BE SILLY YOUR HONOR
He knows he won’t no balls
#batman#dc#red hood#jason todd#bruce wayne#I know Tim drop kicks Bruce right after the panels but I couldn’t help but see this#let Jason be funny dc#like cmon#it was set up right there#how could he not#like no balls#you won’t#admittedly Bruce does something worse but still#let hi#be silly your honor#he’s but a little guy
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saw this post and couldnt like it cus i guess im blocked by them but honestly this is a hilarious way to find out
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Just a cute lil thought:
Since Bruce's kids all love to play around and hide in his cape as Robins, I wonder if he makes them blankets out of the same materials as his cape so they can have a piece of security when Bruce isn't there?
I remember in Dick and Jason's older comics (correct me if I'm wrong), they used to stay up late waiting for Bruce when he'd go out as Batman alone, so I'm gonna take this as confirmation that all his kids have done this at some point.
So now I'm totally gonna hc that in order to encourage his kids to not stay up late for him or as a way to help them feel more safe and secure when he's not there, he makes them all blanket replicas of his cape for them to snuggle with :')
And also just imagine his kids all grown up, and they STILL have the blankets with them, regardless of if they've moved out.
#all Bruce's children probably associate his cape with safety so just imagine lil security blankies for all his kids 🥺#his cape is also like kinda impenetrable to certain projectiles/dangers so its like an actual security device for his kids too lol#batman#batfamily#bruce wayne#batkids#batfam#batdad#Dick Grayson#Jason todd#cassandra cain#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#dc comics#let bruce wayne be a loving dad dc cmon#Robin#nightwing#red hood#black bat#red robin#signal#fanatical posting
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POV: You agreed to a walk in the forest with the Archdruid 🌿
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But I gave him the shape that's canon in my head pls enjoy
(pls gimme that dad bod)
#bg3#Halsin#halsin silverbough#bg3 halsin#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate 3#bg3 art#Angelic Scion is the obligatory Halsin camp clothes once you reach act 3 you cant change my mind#myart#As much as I love Larian's characters I cant believe everyone is shredded like that CMON
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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Someone’s talks abt superboy and robin and I’m js like
Do you mean loser nerd robin and cool cloned superboy?
Or the stabby stab stab robin and ray of sunlight superboy?
#u can reply with ‘the gay ones’ but buddy that’s not gonna help#ft. dc being lazy w names#like cmon 2 superboys???#apparently kon could have been called nova or something like PLEASE that would be so much cooler#it’s not like marvel and dc don’t steal each others names#kon el kent#conner kent#jon kent#superboy#Tim drake#Damian Wayne#dc robin#Batman#superman#dc#timkon#damijon#batfam#batfamily
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