#but like. Hello.

[clowndensation]

have been ar this job since 8:30, and the guy i'm supposed to meet up with still isn't here. hewwo.

[dykeonysus]

Today in “working for a university is weird” my boss publicly asked a room full of people not to suicide bait me over email saying “she’s a gentle soul, and you should not do this not only because she does not deserve the trauma but because it will come back to all of us” like hold me up by the scruff of my neck Nancy so they can see my wet pathetic eyes why don’t you

[critter-creature-or-beast]

The third one looks cool

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[beebfreeb]

Louisiana Meshi!!!! Thistle will be at the crawfish boil.

[ivytea]

raspberry tortoise tea

[gothamcityneedsme]

the boomers are a faction the player is motivated to help, to see the good side of. you get to help jack get a girlfriend! you can collect scrap metal and try to repair their solar panels. You meet their children, listen to one tell their history, find a teddy bear for a little girl. They are people, and you are supposed to empathize with them.

they dont mask who they are, their history and focus on their piloting simulations make their point of view clear. They all carry massive explosives and missile launchers. you had to run through barrages of mortor fire to even talk to them in the first place. Their finale "the lady of the lake" is a war plane that they want to use to drop bombs. the whole reason youre there is to get them to drop bombs FOR YOU.

Their WHOLE DOGMA is on war from afar, craving violence through weapons and explosives, to wage war that is onesided because its just them killing faceless people, who must look like ants from the air or through a viewfinder.

and yet almost no player is going to go in there to kill them. their philosophy is left a hanging threat to everyone around them. Its so fascinating

[crabhousecrafting]

hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xisuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

[edensbackyard]

Tape recorder click sound my beloved

[startreklesbian]

Happy birthday to me i guess

[undead-potatoes]

*sees two emotionally fucked up people who should be in therapy* what if they kissed

[hillerska-official]

Oh btw I'm reading another star trek novel and chapter 1 just opens like this

[nitw]

there's like no evidence of gravityfallsdotpng ever existing aside from the internet archive but i miss it so much. maybe my sense of humor is beyond saving but some of these still genuinely make me lose it