#but like- in a phycopath way

[fuckit-a-rosekiller-blog]

I refuse to believe Evan isnt absolutely fucking obsessed with bugs.

[roastedfishfries]

Okay, I'm once again ranting over people's headcannons (not making fun of them because SOMEONE seemed to think so) because it's all I like to do in my free time, other than read fanfictions, and sob over gay fictional people.

ANYWAY

Remus Lupin is not the Casanova of Gryffindor. Remus was a skinny, nerdy, asshole till like 5th or 6th year. Then, when he finally grew into himself and turned out somewhat hot (not somewhat VERY but you know), but he also looked relitivly very not straight. this man, who has Scars all over his body (not that Scars arent attractive, they are, holy shit) and a menacing glare when you distract him from his books can not be the Casanova. Becides he is nectoriously far too shy and self concious to be comfortable with a random person he just met. Obviously, he had some chick's swooning when they looked at him. But he wouldn't be going after them like a casanova would. No, I fear Remus Lupin would, and will only ever be in love with Sirius Black.

Sirius Black (Lupin (Fuck the Black family)), however, is a Casanova. Sirius would if had many lovers, and then whilst with those lovers, he would have had side chicks just to piss his mother off. Sirius Black was charming and good-looking (HOT) all the way through school, he would of used those good looks for getting people (Muggle-borns or halfbloods, no way would he have ever been seen with a pureblood girl) to piss off his mother instead of staying 'pure' like how all purebloods would of wanted their heirs. However, Sirius fell head over heels for Remus in first year as soon as he heard his snarky replies and when Sirius finally managed to make Remus laugh for the first time Sirius knew he was done for.

HOWEVER (Yes, that's right, I'm still going on. My only source of entertainment is giggling at my own delusions)

Sirius would never be the Casanova of the school.

INSERT BARTY MOTHERFUCKING CROUCH JR

BARTY CROUCH....JR. the real Casanova of the school. This delusional phycopathic son of a bitch knew how to get people and that he did. Not only was he after girls no he was also after boys. He knew by one look at Evan Rosier he was not straight, so he obviously had to explore this newfound category of people he likes. Barty Crouch had so many lovers and side people all at the same time. One minute he was with one person next he was with another, he was dating both. Even Sirius Black couldn't keep up with how many people were attracted to Barty. Barty didn't even need to charm people, he merly had to walk past the and they where tripping over their feet. People did have some reservations; Barty was the biggest dick on the planet afterall, worse than Regulus even, however, they all wanted a chance with Barty. However, Barty, that poor man, will forever only be focused on Evan Rosier. Evan was Barty's Bi awakening, from the day they met his thoughts revolved around Evan, especially when Barty Kissed another person. Even when Barty died, he was thinking about Evan, although Evans lips were far warmer than the dementors.

MY RANT HAS BEEN COMPLETED. Thank you for taking the time to read😁

[ramblingautisticman]

Recently read All New Wolverine #6 and found out Gabby has kids.

And she named them Logan and Wade.

Our boys' legacy will live on forever. She admits that they are huge handfuls and Laura bassically says "what did you expect?"

And I can't stop thinking about how from the day Wade met Gabs, They were quote "Best friends" end quote.

Like this girl is somehow this mans daughter. "Oh because adoption?" Literally no. And this can be taken as "Wade acts childish" OR Iykyk-

Gabby is exactly how Logan would have behaved minus the truama and if he was raised/ accepted with the knowledge of his claws.

Our boy Logan fits with Wade so much because they are so similar it is unreal. So to see Wade so quick to help Gabby and support her through the craziest of ideas (COUGH "dont tell your sister" COUGH) Not because hes "her friend" but because he knows that Logan is stubborn ASF and if someone dosn't go with this little murder munchkin- someones gonna get hurt. And he'll be damned if its her.

This is actually so beautiful too because while they both can heal, you have "Im in pain 24/7 so this is nothing to me." and "I CAN'T feel pain so I need someone to make sure I dont push myself too far"

Everyone says how Laura is copy and paste of Logan (no duh, they were both extremely abused, experimented on, and were raised to be tough) but no one talks about how Gabby literally has Wade's batshit crazy smile. How Wade HANDS her matches and sits to watch the fire with her. How Wade doesn't tattle on her because he wants her to trust him, and he knows he won't let anything happen to her. How Wade GIVES her chloroform(!??) And tells her it would be irresponsible to NOT give her something to knock someone out if she feels introuble?

Logan can have Laura. He can argue with her all he wants. Wade and Gabs are gonna go play paintball and then get ice cream. WITH sprinkles.

This being said, I think Laura struggles to connect with Wade the same way Gabby does. I think Gabby doesn't struggle to connect with Logan, though, because of how instictivly paternal he is and the fact that he can see tiny innocent James inside Gabrielle.

They are all so over protective of Gabby and it makes me feel sorry for when she gets a boyfriend.... can you imagine trying to have a study date with a girl when both her father AND her sister is the fucking Wolverine? And on top of that her other papa is a phycopathic maniac that will infact throw you off a 10 story building if you make his little girl cry, scrape you off the concrete and throw you in a blender, bake you into a pie, and feed you to your parents...

IM SORRY SHE NAMES THEM WADE AND LOGAN!? THATS SO FUCKING ADORABLE!? MY HEART CANT TAKE IT! Also, no idea if they are in the comic or if it shows how they act, but headcannoning that Logan is the batshit crazy one this time and Wade is the more chilled one, purely because that is really funny in my head?

And Wade is like- so good with kids? Noone ever mentions it, but he really is. Yeah, okay, in his own insane Wade Way (that should be a trademark), but Deadpool 2 is literally him helping a kid because he sees this traumatised abused boy that he NEEDS to help. Someone no one else wants to give a chance, and here Wade is, literally taking him under his wing and protecting him every second.

I've seen some of the panels with him and Gabby (I need to actually read the comics but jesus, there are so many?), and he is so so adorable. The fact he just instantly (similar to Russel in the movie, not exactly the same obviously, but ya know) decides "this is my kid now. I will protect them with everything I can. No one will ever hurt them again." is just- so heartwarming and people don't appreciate it enough!!

I think the girls would definitely struggle to connect to Wade alot because I feel like Wade is ALWAYS the funny, happy dad? He wouldn't want his girls to see him hurt or upset or anything else, so he's always making jokes and bring dramatic, while Logan is the more serious one who you can talk to about anything.

Also, Wade being the overly supportive dad is so fitting. He's stood there filming Gabby just doing something EXTREMELY illegal like "you're doing great sweetie!" and after he is getting her any snack she wants to treat her for doing a good job.

[justanotherperson1]

What do you think when bayverse Optimus Prime is called a psychopath/military criminal?

Well, I say… yes and no.

Yes, ripping faces and spines about of bodies is hella violent, but also, at what point in a war do you start to ask, “do I want to be moral, or do I want to live?” And this kinda ties into my last post about TFP! and Bay! Optimus. Sure, he could be considered a war criminal in human standards, I feel we could all agree that is the case, but a Phycopath? Not really? There is no time for mercy, no hope of diplomacy. Literally every fight he get into, he or someone he cares about gets hunted down and brutalized like a wild animal. At some point, fight or flight response kicks in and using blades is so much faster than trying to just shoot an apponant like in TFP, and it spares bullets that he might run out of like seen in Age of Extinction. Would you like to talk or injure an enemy that is still able to kill you with three others on your ass, while trying to take care of these little squishy creatures you’ve pledged your life to protect? Or rip a head off and have the immediate threat neutralized? And that doesn’t even go into this guy’s day-to-day life. He is surrounded by death and destruction, and has been for millions of years. MILLIONS. WW1 was a couple of years long and absolutely haunted the world’s generations afterward. It fundamentally changed the way humans looked at the world, looked at each other and expressed themselves. Could you imagine if a human war went on for MILLIONS of years? How would he be any different then any other in that situation? If anything, he’s quite tame, keeping his diplomacy with the humans and a tenderness for the life around him. Could you imagine if he had simply lost his shit and stopped caring anymore? He’s trying, man. It also doesn’t help that EVER SINGLE BATTLE is initiated in the middle of a metropolis. Michael Bay wanted a set piece and didn’t think a desert or something would work, so hypothetically, he get’s basically called or lured into battle by his enemies in giant cities, so thousands of people die and things get destroyed because he can’t control where his foes start shooting.

In the end, I get the thought process- it seems super logical, and if he stopped thinking that way, then he is getting slaughtered by either the Decepticons or humans.

“Nowhere is safe and it’s either me or them.”

A war criminal to human standards? Yes. A Psychopath? Leaning towards no. Did it have to be as gruesome? Probably not, but it gets the job done, and that isn’t to say that he doesn’t go over the top, but who wouldn’t in that kind of situation?

Anyway, I hope my silly ramblings make sense. Thanks for the ask!

[keithyaboii]

Why do I see this in fanart/fanfics all the time??

Like with pinky pie orrrrr some other characters like deku I KINDA see it because they're eccentric or they have a story where it would still make SENSE IN SOMMEEEE way for them to make a switch like that.

The reason why I say this is because I saw this change for a FUCKING TINTIN FANFIC??? TINTIN?? HE FUNDAMENTALLY IS A CARING CHARACTER AND IS THE PROTAGONIST NO MATTER WHAT WHY WOULD HE BE A PHYCOPATH AND LIKE???????? IT JUST DON'T MAKE SENSE.......

[darkbluekies]

In regards to your note about feeling you have to prove you don't only write psychopaths... It's ok lol. Both those private stories were very good! As with everything you write! But as someone who writes almost exclusively phsycotic characters (I suppose maybe I should be more concerned about that) I find it more interesting to delve into how those kinda of minds work. It probably sounds phsycotic but I strangely enjoy giving characters unique quirks or hobbies and it just so happens that the most interesting quirks I've given are to crazy characters 😅. In a strange way I also like writing unhinged characters because (IN THE NON MURDEROUS/CRAZY WAY) I enjoy writing their pov of their actions. Wether they have a conscious and how they choose to justify what they do, or if they simply don't care and what the cause of that could be. Writing phycopathic characters deffiantley gets to a point where it feels more like some weird phycplogy study for me lol.

Your stories are amazing, not only cuz of your characters, but because the style you write in is so interesting. I especially love the way you write diologe between characters and darling because it gives small insights into the wanderer behaviours and quirks. Don't feel the need to justify the characters you write they're all amazing <3

(Sorry for any selling mistakes I'm an idiot :p)

I felt that I had to clarify it when we were talking about not idolizing yanderes and psychopaths, to show that I don't only write those kinds of people💀💀 but thank you so much I'm so so happy that you like them!! Dialogue is my absolute favorite thing to write.

I agree with you, it is so interesting to live in their heads, if only just for a few moments. My yanderes are quite delusional so they're kind of silly. But in the "story 1" that I showed, my private one, HO has a much more sinister reason why he wants to do what he does, but I don't want to give it away! It's more of a "Oh no" delusion than a "Oh that's silly" delusion, like the OCs.

I just have to say that I love that you had to clarify "in the most non murderous/crazy way" because at this day and age everything could be possible lmao🫶🏻😭

[strawberrynightmere]

I have made this post simply to vent about three characters from Philomel the Fake / There is no place for the fake princess.

Warnings include: an ungodly amount of complaining, child abuse, the effects it has, and spoilers for the manhwa/novel (but I'll try to be as vague as possible, or you could do the sensiblething and not read this post if you don't wanna get spoiled) and so much swearing that it would make Vivian Medrano say "tone it down" (hyperbole, also a lot of that too).

How can one hate fictional characters to the point of just wanting to punch them in the face whenever one sees them? Now, there were a few instances where I was like, "Yeah, understandable," but that was only one character pre fandome, but three? In one fandom? (Technically more, but most are unimportant to me as they get what's coming to them), and all three of them are the protagonists' parents?

Now, let's start with the least worse because this one is tame compared to the other two.

French Gumm Wizard. You pulled the short end of the stick in the Manhwa Shitty Naming Poll (tm), and I pity you, but only a little beraly existent bit. The sole reason for you having 4 different fucking kids with 4 different fucking women (in the most biblical possible way) just for the purpose of a god fucking dammed experiment is mind-boggling to me and the fact that you forgot about the fourth child because once that pregnant woman was out of sight she was also out of mind for you.

Now, anyone who knows his character knows he's a fucking phycopath, and this is not a hyperbole, he genuinely is a phycopath.

He is a terrible parent because of the 3 kids he was aware of existed think of him as an anoying-ass colleague who, if they saw walking their direction, they would immediately teleport to their ass to the othe side of the rode just not to be in his close vicinity. And if they had the power, they would choke him to death, but murder is illegal, and they would be the prime suspects.

The moment you met the daughter you forgot about, you asked if she needed money? Like, alright, it's not like there were people coming to you for that, but for fuck sake, that's a fifteen-year-old that ran away from the imperial castle, she might've stole something from there so she could be well off.

But good for you for feeling bad for the first time in your fucked up life and trying to atone to her, and wanting her to move in the tower with you and the sons even though she didn't have magic. However, you need to draw a line somewhere when it comes to murder. It's one thing to kill someone who planned to harm/kill Philomel, but it's another thing wanting to kill someone who Philomel has been on good terms with.

Now, this bastard, the reason Philomel had to mask her personality during her childhood, that the mask ended up being a part of her in her teenage years. Eustis, it's the name of a terrible man who abuses a dog with anxiety, and the only reason he's married is because his wife pitied him (ifykyk).

There is a lot to unbox about his character, but none of that can excuse what a burning pile of trash he was to Philomel.

Oh, he was just a child when his half siblings wanted to kill him for a decorative piece of metal that indicates that you're a monarch of a country.

That doesn't excuse the way he treated his assumed daughter.

Oh, but he was sad his wife died. Besides, Philomel didn't look like either of them.

But did she deserve the kind of treatment since she was a newborn? And did anyone hear of recessive genes? Oh, right, this is a fucking fictional world so recessive genes are a non existent thing.

But what about the things he did for Philomel?

Philomel doesn't remember the limited times that he wasn't a gaping asshole to her, and she has a photographic memory or used to have because when she discovered that he fait was gonna be at the guillotine was the moment she realized nobody actually cared about her or even loved her for who she was.

But Philomel committed crimes!

Look at this child!

Look at this nine-year-old who just discovered her own future just because of a baby swap that she was not guilty of. And tell me that she deserved it! Tell me that she deserved getting punished just because she was being a child!

Eustis knew she was at the door of his office when he said he wanted her to be quiet like a dead rat! And yet he was surprised when those exact words came to bite him in the ass at full force?

That burning pile of shit did not deserve Philomel, nor does he deserve his biological daughter. If the baby swap never happened, I doubt he would've ever been a good father to her.

And now for the scum who started all of this.

This delusional ass bitch that would make me advocate against women's wrongs!

You're gonna tell me that the reason for not only Philomel's abuse but also Elencia's is because this nutbag has a thing for men with dark hair?

This crazy-ass cunt that agreed with the experiment that Le Gummdrop was doing, ran away from the mage tower, heeding the safety warning and going to the empress who she worked under in her youth and was on friendly terms with, only to swap the babies when the empress died due to childbirth and booked out of the empire right into the woods because she was attacked to the emperor?

Now, she might've felt guilty for it, but that didn't stop her from throwing things near Elencia, almost hitting the girl and screaming at her. Believe it or not, that's abuse.

And yet this mentally unwell trash had the nerve to yell at Philome to leave them alone because she loved Elencia like an actual daughter.

This pure girl!

This pure soul that she kidnapped and abused. This child who cleaned up after this grown ass woman's temper tantrums.

All because she was physically attracted to her father.

I don't care what shitty excuse someone could pull out of their ass to defend her. It won't excuse the crimes she has committed.

No amount of garbage manhwa parents would ever top these three for me.

[multifandomchaospotato]

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Part three I think haha, my last one was in desperate need of a redo!

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[arson-jellyfish69]

How was Adam's past to made him so cruel?

+How did they accept Lilith and Eve to marry him if they hate him that much? •-•

Honestly I plan to dial back Adam's cruelty in the future because at this point I've made him cartoonishly evil, but I'd say that he is a narcissist/phycopath who saw just how strong Abel was already and decided to exploit this and train Abel from a young age to make him into a 'perfect soldier' for their people. Kinda like Abel himself trained Ω7 to make them decensitized to death.

Like one of those parents that never really understood that children are, y'know, children, and decides that because they made you it's fair game to emotionally scar you then tell you that it's your fault or 'I Did iT BeCauSe I lOvE yOu' only to later complain that you never visit them.

And as for Hawwah and Lilith, a lot of people know how to pretend to be some way to trap others in horrible relationships, Hawwah was just as strong as Abel, even before the Daeva invasion, so in Adam's mind: Strong woman (Hawwah)+ smart man(him)= strong smart children that he can teach to do whatever he tells them.

Lilith I'm still working on: she Was with Adam for a while but quickly found out what he was actually like and gtfo immediately

[strawbuddy-luv]

Hot take but I don't think Batman is a good parent.

Letting 10-13 year old children, sometimes not even his own children, run around at night fighting crime, in the crime capital of America, especially after one of your kids die because of it, doesnt exactly scream "Dad of the year". I do not think Bruce is s good parent for letting his kids risk their lives ever day "for the good of gotham" before they're even at highschool reading level, I'm sorry. Except I'm not, because I can't justify that in my head. At all. "They would've done it anyways!" He is a whole ass adult these kids cant even do their times tables yet. He can tell them "No youre not allowed to run around in bright colors fighting crime with actual superpowered phycopaths." I think the only two this argument could possibly work on would be Tim and Damian, and even then it A. Wouldn't be a problem if you didn't let the first one go out in the first place, and B. You're. The. Adult. You can keep saying "No" and handing out punishments until they listen because this is their life on the line. "Ok but otherwise he'd be lonely :(" yeah so that means he gets to traumatized children and get kids killed. There's plenty of adult superheros that he can, and does, become friends with, but no no no guys you don't understand he needs to make these kids already fucked up life even worse. He could set up a time limit, like "no superheroimg until youre 24", he could find better people to adopt these mentally ill kids than himself, literally anything else, there are so many other options than killing kids. "How about you read the comics!" Bestie I am, and even if I wasn't that's not a very good excuse...because he's still letting children go out and die knowingly with the power to stop it. "But they're not actually child soliders, Batman says so himself!" ...I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this, but typically the absuer doesn't enjoy admitting that they're an abuser...I'm not saying Batman's a bad person, I mean I am, but not to literally anybody else besides his own kids. It reminds me of that quote "You spent so much time saving everybody else's kids that you forgot about your own." Like there's so many other reasons Bruce is a mediocre like C- dad, but the whole "letting kids go fight crime with you and watching them die and then repeating the process" thing is something I cannot get over. I know I'm thinking way to hard about a story where one of the villains is named Calander Man, but idk I prefer my "good dad representation" without a side of child murder by proxy.

[toxicruins101]

Mama I'm in love with a crimimal

[Britney Spears - Criminal]

Dreamwastaken x Male reader

Theme: idk?...

[TW: CURSING, BLOOD, MENTIONS OF TORTURE, IMPLIED SEXUAL THEMES(NOT SMUT!) (ew) ]

He is a hustler, he's no good at all

You knew dream was bad news since the first time you met him. You were blowing shit up and he came and joined you, it was hella fun.

He is a loser, he's a bum, bum, bum, bum

Yet you couldn't help but glue on to him like your life depended on it, where he went you went to.

He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable

You saw what he did, how he lied, how he manipulated and abused people, yet you didn't care, you were only focused on his shining blonde hair and that smiley face mask that you saw everyday.

He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun

Yet Dream never seemed to mind your presence or how you stuck to his arm when you got the chance.

I know you told me I should stay away

When you were in public talking and making jokes with Dream, people were sure you were a phycopath just like him.

I know you said he's just a dog astray

When Dream was guarding Tommy in exile he'd never let you come with him, it made you mad, you were bored all day and was a bitch to everyone you spoke to.

He is a bad boy with a tainted heart

But when he came back you were happy and giggly again, you would hug him and he'd simply hug you back and move on.

And even I know this ain't smart

You knew how one-sided your whole thing with Dream was yet you didn't care you just wanted to be with him, as if a part of you is just begging to be with him.

…But mama I'm in love with a criminal

It was when finally after months of talking and being with him and not getting an answer he finally started to open up to you, he finally laughed and smiled (even if you couldn't see it) , even let you in his home, maybe it won't be so one-sided after all....

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

Your friendships love language is physical touch but not the kind you'd expect more like training together and all of that, it was exhausting at first but you got used to it and started loving it.

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

When you and Dream first announced you were a couple everyone got worried sick that he might be torturing you into saying this for his own personal gain, it took a while to make them understand everything.

All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy

Yet while outside he was a horrible and manipulative guy, you had never seen that side, you only knew the side that laughed like a tea kettle at everything and gave his whole damn bed to his cat.

…He is a villain by the devil's law

Dream would beg you to stay home, saying he didn't want anything bad happening to you, or that now that everyone knows your a couple they would use you as a target to get to him and he didn't want that happening to you. You believed him of course.

He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun

You still wanted to have fun though you were a "responsible" adult and could make your own fucking desicions and take care of yourself.

That man's a snitch and unpredictable

So you went around the server laughing and causing grief with Tommy and this girl/goddess named Drista on some pigs.

He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none

When Dream heard you had been with Drista and Tommy causing chaos, it was understatement to say he was mad, sometimes I can't belive he forgets your one of the most mischievous people on the server.

All I know, should've let go, but no

When he found you, techno, drsita, Tommy and sapnap on top of a blown up house talking like you were best buds he was ready to kill every single one of you.

'Cause he's a bad boy with a tainted heart

"Y/N!", you turned your head in the way of the sound and found an angry dream looking at you through his mask, oops. "yes, dreamie?" you said with a smile , oopsx2.

And even I know this ain't smart

He grabbed you by your leg and pulled you down and carried you over his shoulder till you two were home, plus you priv messaged drista on the way

Y/N whispered to Drsita: BRO your brother is like mad mad

Drsita whispered to Y/N: Give him patches, that'll calm him down.

Y/N whispered to Drista: Thanks I owe you one

Drista whispered to Y/N: I'm gonna make good use of that.

…But mama I'm in love with a criminal

And so when Dream opened that door you went for the search of patches not even one second later, when you showed patches to him like it was a trophy he just let out some giggles and looked at you.

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

It was an understatement to say dream trusted you, he did just that more than anyone could ever imagine, so today he was gonna show you his face, that's right months into the relationship and you still haven't seen his face yet.

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

You were curious and nervous at why Dream called you to the living room, was he gonna break up with you? Or did he finally get enough of you and was gonna get rid of you?, your thoughts took over your head and didn't realise you were in front of Dream as you both sat on the couch.

All reason aside I just can't deny, I love that guy

And so after a bit of talking Dream finally got the courage and took off that plain white smiley face mask, he looked at you as your eyes opened in shock, you? You couldn't belive your eyes, he was perfect, shining green eyes, freckles all around his face, and of course the usual scar or two.

…And he's got my name,

You got so caught up in your thoughts you didn't realise you were now on top him kissing him as his hands explored your body and your tounge explored each other's mouths.

Tattooed on his arm his lucky charm

Ever since he showed you his face your guys relationship hasn't been stronger, nobody could break you both apart.

So I guess it's okay he's with me

Yet just cause with you he's an angel that dosent mean he's an angel with everyone, him and what's left of l'manburg are on the verge of war, techno, Phil, JackManifold, Ranboo, Fundy, and some others on his team, Tubbo, Captain Puffy, Awesamdude, Quackity, Sapnap and others on Tommy's team. What were they fighting about this time? Long story short its about what should happen to a child after their parents have been killed, Dreams side is let them live their life and if wanted find a new parental figure, Tommy's side find a new parental figure and be under thir care until 18 after then it's all up to them, they were so passionate about their opinions they would fight to death about it.

And I hear people talk

You as many others were on the neutral side of this argument and didn't take any say in it, you thought the child should just idk live its life what was it supposed to do? Anyways you were now in the forest following a certain someone

Trying to make remarks keep us apart

Technoblade, Bloods God chosen one and yatte yatte yatte, you had a favor to ask of him and you needed it now so you interuped him on his way home and said "Blade, I'm gonna need a favor from you", "heh? What could you possibly want from me? You have the ruler of the server probably waiting for you on a couch rn" said technoblade looking at you, you pulled out netherite blocks and said "All this netherite can be yours I just need you to tell me what dream does every week I'm curious and he never let's me come with" you said looking at him "ok? How much would I get though?" he said looking at you once again, you pulled out a chest and let him look in it inside there were a bunch of netherite blocks filled to the brim in only one handful he already had 64 netherite blocks, "I'll give you 30 by the end of the week, when there are no more blocks left our buissnes will be over, deal?" you said stretching out your hand, he took a necklace around his neck wich had the words 'I love you forever' engraved on them he whispered something along the lines of 'im sorry' and then looked down and shook your hand. (REFRENCE FROM MY LAST STORY GOT CHECK IT OUT STORY PROMO LETS GOOOOOO)

But I don't even hear

And so Technoblade told you everything Dream did throught out the week, honestly you were surprised you never thought that the guy who would scream at his blanket for not keeping him warm would be the same one that threatened minors in his free time.

I don't care

Yet nothing really caught your interest you gave techno his payment and he went on with his day, and well at the end of the day your Dream would arrive and you couldnt be happier

…'Cause mama I'm in love with a criminal

You guys now had 5 years of being a couple most of your friends wondered why you haven't gotten married yet.

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

In reality you and Dream just wanted to wait out a few more years see if you were really meant to be together before you go and just get married.

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

Everyone was now used to you guys and honestly you were so happy the server was supportive of you guys.

All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy

Dream may be a crazy madman but so were you, what else can you say? Just a couple of bros hanging out.

…Mama I'm in love with a criminal

Over the years Dreams violent tendencies calmed down and he was now just a chill guy that got into arguments with children.

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

Of course you still have that deal with technoblade going on but Dream dosent know that.

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

All and all you guys were happy and perfect together you were the others missing half.

All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy.

You loved him more than you loved yourself and you were never ever gonna stop that's for sure.

[icantdothisallday198]

Steve Rogers x Natasha Romanoff x Reader x Wanda Maximoff

The Avengers were all at a party discussing random things when kinks somehow came up.

"I think Steve is in to BDSM" Nat said "what does BDSM mean" Steve asked confused "Bible discussions and study meetings Rogers" A drunk Tony shouted "well then yeah I'm in to BDSM" Steve said proudly (poor Steve).

"Oh my god" Bruce whispered and rubbed his forehead while Nat burst out laughing Steve looked at her but Nat quickly patted Wanda's back pretending like Wanda said something funny, Wanda just went along with it while quietly laughing as well.

"Okay I'm going to bed" Tony said and stumbled his way to bed "me too" Nat, Wanda, Thor and Bruce said all drinking the rest of their drinks and heading off "I better get going before Fury has a heart attack without me" Maria said and left Steve then went to bed as well as he got in to bed the alarm suddenly went off.

"OH FOR FUCK SAKE" Tony shouted while getting up 'Really right now' Steve thought but got up anyway "AVENGERS SUIT UP" Steve shouted from the meeting room having already ran down there after suiting up himself.

"Okay, okay we're here what's the problem" Wanda asked tiredly, Nat yawning "it's some girl she's causing problems around the city from the info Fury has already gathered she has speed and Wanda's powers" Steve said "Y/n" Wanda muttered quietly.

"It's like you and your brother combined" he said looking at Wanda "and who is Y/n" Steve asked.

"She's my brothers ex, she was heart broken when he died in Sokovia and because she saw Clint right near him she promised to kill us all for killing Pietro" Wanda said taking a breath.

"She must of went back to Hydra to become an experiment and kill us all she's luring us if we don't go we're the bad guys if we do we have to fight a phycopath woman who thinks we killed her boyfriend" Wanda said crying "Holy shit" Tony said.

"Well let's do this then she wants us so she's gonna get us" Steve said sternly.

-

They eventually caught you even if it took a year they got you and were now integrating you.

"Why Y/n" Tony asked "you killed my boyfriend" you answered that's all you've been saying for the past 2 days "c'mon Y/n there has to be another reason you wanted to join Hydra" Tony asked you stayed silent.

"THAT'S IT" Tony said and though down the files on you "WANDA GET IN HERE" Tony shouted again and it send you into a sort of trance you were muttering "Желание, Ржавый, Семнадцать, Рассвет, Печь, Девять, Добросердечный, Возвращение на Родину, Один, Товарный вагон." (Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car).

Over and over again "what is she even saying" Wanda asked "I don't know" Tony said pissed off "NAT" he suddenly shouted.

"Yes Stark" Nat asked walking into the room "what is she saying" Tony asked "Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car." Nat said "can you tell her to stop please" Tony asked.

"Sure, Дорогая, пожалуйста, перестань так говорить. (Darling please stop saying that)" Nat asked politely you looked up at her.

"Не может Гидра клониться за мной (can't Hydra will follow me)" You said rocking back and fourth and all Nat saw was a scared woman trying to keep Hydra away "Они не могут навредить тебе здесь, дорогая (They can't hurt you here darling)" Nat said going into the cell and hugging you.

You just silently cried and hugged her back "I miss him" you cried into her shoulder "I know Darling, I know" she said sitting you on her lap rocking you back and fourth "Hey Darling want to hear something funny" she asked you nodded "hey Steve" she said loud enough to get his attention he looked at her "what's BDSM" Nat asked him.

"Bible discussions and study meetings why Nat" he said causing you to laugh "there's a smile" Nat said smiling at you, you shove her gently silently telling her to shut up Steve just looked at you confused but walked away making you laugh again.

"Who told him that" you asked while laughing "that would be Stark" Nat said pointing at Tony "seems like him" you said shrugging "HEY" Tony shouted making you flinch.

"Tony don't shout" Nat said angrily to him Tony put his hands up in mock surrender "asshole" Nat muttered under her breath as she took you to her room you ended up falling asleep, but when you woke up you noticed Nat was gone you then heard a loud moans coming from one of the rooms.

You being you were curious and opened the door, what you saw your brain will never forgive for you saw Nat riding Steve face while Wanda sucked Steve off you were about to walk out and go poor bleach in your eyes when Nat saw you.

"Даже не думай уйти, дорогая. (Don't even think about leaving Darling)" Nat said while moaning you froze in your spot before Wanda pulled you over and shut the door with her powers "you want this Doll" Steve asked pulling his mouth away from Nat's pussy you nodded weakly as Wanda had already lifted your shirt and started sucking on your nipple.

"Jeez Wanda at least give her time to consent" Nat said pushing Steve's head back to her pussy you pulled away from Wanda and sat on Steve's stomach kissing Nat as she moaned close to climax.

"You close Nat" you asked as you started rubbing her clit she nodded weakly before she started to squirt over Steve's face you rubbed her clit really fast making her squirt more.

Steve had put his lips around Nat pussy swallowing everything "good girl" you praised Nat as she came down you then turned around and grabbed Wanda's hair putting it in a makeshift ponytail, you moved her head up and down on Steve's cock he groaned and moaned before he came deep down Wanda's throat.

Nat and Steve laid there as Wanda pushed you down before beginning to eat you out furiously you then flipped her round and started eating her out as well making you both moan you girls continued to 69 until you both came and collapsed next to Steve and Nat all of you falling into a dreamless sleep.

A/n: I based this one-shot off a meme

[sweetrole]

Agreed Theo needed to be placed in a Skinwalker Prison, not "hell" as the fandom calls it, and it helped him change for the better. Worth noting, he does not and never has met the criteria for a psychopath. He was abducted when he was 9 and then groomed for nearly a decade by evil scientists, can't blame him for turning out bad. and know he was manipulated into killing his sister as he had no way to extract+implant a heart without the docs. A 9yr old does not have capacity to make big decisions

I understand when you say that nine year old can't make big designs, I still can't make big designs and I'm much older, and I agree that he was manipulated by the dread doctors. God knows we can only imagine what happens to him while he was living with them. It is understandable why he went a little evil. Yeah, it wasn't his fault he went bad, anybody probaly would, but in my opinion - which you are free to disagree with - he still did bad things and should be held accountable for them.

Edit: I don't think I explained this how I ment to. Basically what I was trying to say was that if you Google the definition of a phycopath you will find that season 5 Theo ticked almost every box. For example: voilent behaviour, superficial charm, high intelligence, lack of remorse or shame, pathological lying, maipulative behaviour e.tc. Their are some that he doesn't fit into like the poor judgement and failure to learn from experience but on the whole I would say that he does qualify for phycotic behaviour. However, I'm not a medical expert so if I'm wrong please tell me.

In conclusion, I would say that he was a phocopath even though it wasn't his fault that he became one.

Besides, whether you think he deserved it or whatever we can all be thankfully that he is out and no longer being manipulated by anybody anymore.

[eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon]

So on YouTube I found most of the twd villains themes and they’re really interesting. Be prepared for rants

Shane’s is almost hopeful and definitely not like the others since they all try to scare the viewer. I think it’s that way because Shane wanted to help. He did what he thought was best for the group. I personally didn’t like him but I can respect how he tried to save people. I don’t like it when people call Shane a villain because he was at most an antagonist. You can’t call Shane a villain unless you call S5 Rick a villain too.

The governor has two themes. The first one is very dramatic. It’s basically just pulsating and menacing maracas at the beginning. It’s much more angry than Shane’s since he was a much more angrier character. It shows the urgency that he felt when he wa attacking the group- because let’s be honest he did attack them a lot. The second one is calmer and I think it was played when he lost his daughter and when he burned Woodbury. It slowly gets louder throughout and I think that it represents his decent into madness. By the end of the theme it sounds much more like the first one which also proves my point further.

Negan also has two themes (technically three but we’ll get there). The first one is played in the season 6 finale when he kills Abraham. It’s not like the others in the way it barley counts as music at this point. It’s meant to sound intimidating and it does it well. Negan is an intimidating man so his theme has to be an accurate depiction of that. His second one is almost exactly the same but sounds even more ominous (if that’s even possible). It’s shorter and quieter but I’m not sure where it’s played. It further shows how intimidating Negan was in his first few seasons on the show.

Simon actually has a theme but only one. His is surprising long and slow paced. I think this is a representation of him being a phycopath or a sociopath(?) I don’t know the exact differences between them. If you listen to it you will know what I mean. I also believe that it might seem simon does thing just because he wants to but he also has a plan. I don’t know exactly for him though. The last few seconds definitely show how unhinged he is.

Alpha also has 2 (and a half) themes. The first one I think is more based off of the whisperers than alpha on her own. I don’t really have many ideas for this one other than the 6 notes that are the easiest to recognise fight over the top of the rest of the music just like how alpha is in charge of the whisperers and has their full respect. The last little bit is a lot slower and calmer too. This might represent Lydia but I’m not sure. The second one is definitely just based on alpha. It’s mostly quiet with ominous music played quietly in the background. It could represent how alpha looks past the rest of the whisperers and only focuses on her own goal but again, her themes confuse me 😔

Betas is terrifying and makes me want to cry. He only has one but I think that’s because we’d all have heart attacks from how scared we were if there was anymore. His still has those 6 main notes in there from alphas theme but instead of the music all working together, his is more chaotic. This shows how much more insane beta is from alpha. At the end it sounds a bit like a bell and then just a loud bang. Not sure where that comes into it but i thought it was interesting. Overall his is just pure, terrifying chaos and I have a love hate relationship with it.

Negan and alpha have a theme together which is odd. The start is more focused around Negan and his base guitar thing again but the 6 notes from the whisperers pop up too. Instead of either overpowering the other like they did in their respective themes it seems as if they are fighting to be in charge. The last part of the theme is Negan which could be representative of how Negan kills alpha.

The CRM has one too. If you have no idea what I’m talking about neither do I. I haven’t gotten this far in the comics yet, but from what I can see (or hear) it seems almost hopeful like Shane’s at the beginning. But as the music gets louder and more intense it also makes computer-like sounds. So maybe they’re doing experiments on people but I don’t know much about theses guys yet.

If you want to listen to these just search up ‘the walking dead villain themes’ and it should be the first one. My personal favourites are the govenors and betas 😊

[zayray030]

Don't push a kind woman into darkness.

Summary: Iris really wanted to cry. She desperately wanted to cry and she didn't want to be the teams punching bag any longer.

OR

Everyone's a dick to Iris and she finally pops off and her husband reminds her that he will always love her

Notes: Team Arrow is here because they wanted to visit Central because of a villlian. Everyone is a dick except for Barry and Felicity so yeah.

Iris wanted to cry. She desperately wanted to cry. She also wanted to sleep. Maybe she could sleep forever and not have to wake up again to this. But maybe this was just a nightmare? Maybe she could wake up if she tried really hard.

Those thoughts filled the African American woman as she tried her best to keep her emotions in check as the team took turns at using her as a punching bag.

What Iris had been thinking at the time was that if she hadn't jumped at the attacker that was attacking a little girl in the mall then the little girl would have gotten hurt. But of course her father was choosing to skip over that part.

“I just wanted-” Iris tried but was interrupted. She just wanted to tell them her side of the story. She just wanted to tell them what had actually happened but there was too much anger.

“Iris, what you wanted is completely different than what you should have done.” Caitlin said using her special doctor voice. Iris didn't like the sound of it. It sounded condescending and the way that she was looking at Iris made her want to punch the doctor's perfect teeth.

“What I should have done is-” Iris really just wanted them to shut up right now but they wouldn't shut up and it wasn't helping. Was the room spinning or was it just her?

“Get to safety, Iris. You should have let the professionals handle it.” interrupted Oliver. If Iris was the same girl she was before, she would have swooned at the thought of Oliver Queen talking to her, but now she just wanted him to shut up and she wanted him to use that brain of his and listen to her.

“Okay guys. Let's take a breath.” Felicity interrupted everyone and Iris really wanted to hug the blond right now. “I'm sure Iris has a logical explanation, right Iris!?” Felicity asked her and Iris really wanted to bury herself in the blonde's arms right now. She was no Barry but her arms would help her feel safe until Barry could come to save her.

“I'm sorry blondie, but right now the only logical thing is that Iris decided that she wanted attention and went head first into danger.” interrupted Ralph before Iris could begin and she really wanted to get her hands on some of that acid that the Trickster had made right now.

“I wouldn't call it heard first because technically she hadn't head butted him.” Felicity had said, trying to diffuse the tension but only making it worse.

“Felicity, you're being biased.” said Diggle who hadn't said anything so far and Iris couldn't help but glare at him. So Felicity was biased for siding with Iris but Oliver could speak even though he wasn't even part of the team?

“Can I just-” Iris really wanted to talk right now but everyone was being an ass today. Maybe not Barry and Felicity definitely. They listen, they understand.

“No Iris! You don't get to be pissed off! Do you have any idea how worried we were? You don't get to worry us like that and complain about it!” snapped Cisco and she could see the hurt in his eyes. But why couldn't he see the hurt in her eyes?

“But I just-” she was cut off again and she desperately wanted to break down right now.

“West Allen, don't even try it. Even someone with the IQ of gum would know not to stupidly jump into battle like that!” Harry snapped and she really wanted to say something hurtful at him but she couldn't. She just held back and tried not to burst into tears.

“Please can I-” she desperately tried not to cry but it was hard. However that's until her father spoke again.

“Iris, please be grateful. Everyone on this team goes through more horrible stuff than you and don't complain. But you complain about us worrying and-” but she had had it. They don't complain? Oh, that was not going to stand.

“I'M SORRY?!?” she screamed, turning to him, giving him the glare she leaves for the scum of earth. Everyone except Felicity recoiled slightly in shock at her tone. It was one of pure hate but she didn't have it in her to care at this point.

“THEY DON'T COMPLAIN! BUT I DO!?!” she didn't even care about how mean she sounded. She had every right. Not once has she been allowed to scream for all her worth but everyone has been allowed to rag at her for the smallest thing. She didn't even care at the look of pain in Caitlin’s eyes. The Ice Queen could sit down and listen to others for once.

“Iris maybe-” Oliver tried to interrupt but she wasn't going to have it. She turned to him and sent him a glare so angry he was shocked into silence.

“Maybe you should shut it and keep your nose out of everyone's business and accept the fact that just maybe you're a dick to everyone who needs to understand the meaning of boundaries and not to interfere in shit he has no need to interfere in!” suggested Iris mockingly, but the tone was angry and harsh and tears where flowing down her eyes.

“Baby girl I'm sorry I-” if her dad thought he could sweet talk her into forgiving him then he had another thing coming.

“When will you understand!!? I'm not a baby!?! I have gone through enough shit to classify me as a senior! I was lied to by everyone in my life for an entire year, all for the sole reason that I was a girl!” she screamed at her father and he had the decency to look ashamed.

“Iris, people have to lie to-” Digg tried to placate her but she spoke over him, sending him a nasty glare that had him shutting his trap.

“My fiancé killed himself right in front of me thinking that I never loved him!! And you wanna know the worst part?!? I forced myself to push that away to make sure that everyone else around me was protected, safe and happy! To make sure you were okay! Make sure Barry was okay!!” she screamed and she could feel Caitlin giving her a sad look from behind her but Iris didn't want her pity.

“YOU!!!” Iris screamed as she turned to the ice queen. Caitlin looked like a deer caught in headlights and her hands were icing up but Iris didn't care. This was long overdue and she wasn't going to wait any longer.

“Don't even get me started on YOU!! You fucking assisted in my murder and I had to fucking accept the fact that you would start working with us again. You and that phycopath! And when I tried to yell at you before, you know what happened?! I got fucking yelled at like I was the villain!!”Caitlin had the decency to look ashamed but when she opened her mouth Iris spoke over her. “I would be perfectly fucking fine with you here. But I didn't even get a fucking apology!” Caitlin froze at that, horror setting in her eyes but Iris could care less.

“I have sat here in this team doing nothing but be sweet and nice to everyone. Have tried my hardest to make sure we all stayed friends. Didn't complain when I was sidelined and just took it in. Because when I did speak up I was looked at as if I was the villain.” Iris said, her tears making her choke on a few words and her dad looked like he wanted to hug her, but he could tell Iris wouldn't react too nicely to that.

“And now, I may not have been stranded on an island for 5 years,” she said nodding at Oliver who had a mighty look of shame. “or been in the army.” Diggle had the sense to look ashamed at himself. “but I know about being hurt. And the biggest hurt ever, is when people you love and trust won't even listen to you.” Her tears were falling silently now but Felicity was smiling encouragingly at her and Iris continued.

“But if you had listened then you would have known the criminal was straight up molesting the little girl and I stopped him from going any further. If you would have all wanted him to continue, I'll make sure to remember that when I see someone getting touched against their will.” her voice sounded so broken and so wrong on the normally happy girl that everyone but Felicity couldn't help but put their heads down in shame.

“She's right you know.” came a voice. Everyone turned around and they could see Barry standing there and he had a look of upmost fury on his face and he was glaring at everyone like he would do to the criminals he would arrest for murder or for rape. In disgust.

“She has been through so much and instead of complaining and whining about it like we do, she goes on about it to be a better person. She puts her problems aside for others and makes sure that everyone is protected. I won't deny that I have wronged her in the past, because I have, but I always make sure to apologise.” said Barry, cold fury directed at them and Cisco couldn't help but bow his head down in shame.

It reminded him of time he had created the cold gun and Barry had found out.

Barry quickly sped over to his wife and quickly picked her up, carrying her bridal style. Iris didn't say anything, just put her head in the crook of Barry's neck and tried to stop her tears.

“Now, I'm going to take my beautiful, selfless, kind wife home and all of you, except for Felicity considering she's the only one being nice to her, are going to think long and hard about what you've done and find ways to beg for forgiveness.” Barry's tone held no room for discussion and even Ralph or Oliver tried to say anything.

“Make sure she knows she's loved. And by that I mean bring her chocolate. Not that there's anything wrong with sex. I mean that is if you use sex. Which is fine.” Felicity babbled going bright red and Iris couldn't help the watery giggle that escaped her.

“I prefer both.” she said softly and Barry couldn't but smile at his wife.

“Then you'll get both.” he said quietly into her ear before running off.

“We really messed up this time.” mumbled Cisco and nobody, not even Harry could deny how dirty they've done Iris. Even Joe was standing there, shame in his eyes at the pain he bought his girl.

~Westallen loft~

Barry quickly sped into his and Iris's loft and quickly went over to their bed. He gently laid her down and sped into the kitchen. He grabbed all her favourite chocolates and sped back into the room.

He speedily undressed her out of her jeans and blouse and into some pajama shorts and a flash hoodie.

“I love you, Iris West Allen.” Barry said lovingly as he began kissing down her body and Iris couldn't help her giggle.

“Babe, no!” she giggled. Barry pouted in disappointment but didn't interrupt as she continued. “Let me eat the chocolate first. I need the sugar to catch up to you. Your stamina is crazy.” she said throwing a saucy wink at him and Barry couldn't help feeling the love for the woman right in front of him grow tenfold.

[maecreature]

Im a jinx, a black cat in the night, the broken mirror that left years of bad luck.

A clever minx, smile so bright, yet can’t get ahold of her life.

Insomniac, quiet phycopath.

Like an industrialist using an almanac, cold as a fiery bath.

Little witch, flower at the bottom of this ocean.

One little stitch, petals left only broken.

The sky has turned black from the smoke and I can’t breathe.

Maybe a home was never a place to runaway from but someone to run to.

I met a soul like mine who has a funny way of making the world unwind.

Someone who softens the edges of my rough interior with a simple hand reached out.

Like the tides I’m here each day, thought it would be less painful to look the other way.

When the hurricanes rain down, I didn’t want to sweep you away.

Maybe Texas would have some warmer days.

Tell me you’ll stay?