#but like dude

[rayssion]

Guys just imagine being a side character, you're walking around normally on a beautiful sunny day, you hear rumours from the other campers about this newbie kid that killed the minotaur barehanded, later on you hear about this very kid beating Clarisse, the biggo bully and now you're kinda intrigued.

Nonetheless next day you're playing capture the flag as normal and suddenly find yourself just kneeling before that kid that turned to be one of the big three kids then you proceed with your day.

Next morning, weirdo kid just straight up leads a quest, like the boy just got here and he's already making himself a reputation while some old ones are still not even claimed. Anyways the kid is accompanied by that tiny counselor of the Athena cabin (you know, that one kinda creepy child that stalks newbies around but you can't object because you don't want problems with the camp's best swordsman, yeah that's kid) and you're kinda shocked because those athenians are all about blah blah blah Athena did and blah blah blah we hate Poseidon.

Also that young satyr goes along, and you think oh weird then you continue with your day.

Fast forward a week later, they return, they are all friends now?? That fucking child just met Zeus?? He freaking whipped Ares' ass??? He got Hades' favor and got his mom back??? papa titan is back too??? Wait what LUKE IS EVIL NOW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

And fast forward a year later, the Athena child just planted a kiss on the Poseidon kid's cheek and now you're invested in this reality show and you ship these kids together.

[heretherebedork]

Jang really out here skinshipping with Yos and then pressuring Moo to not even go NEAR his ex boyfriend. Sigh. He absolutely drank all the koolaid when he became an idol, didn't he?

You know, I get @respectthepetty's grudge even better now. Because this is just being a bitch, frankly.

I mean, sure, he's being realistic but also it's literally been an entire year and also the rule is stupid. Still a stupid rule. Still a stupid concept. Still bad. And the way Jang not just defends it but wholeheartedly seems to embrace it? Ooof.

And all while skinshipping and playing fake couple with Yos!

[skunkonascarecrow]

how it feels watching a mouthwashing playthrough and they dont put together that anya was assaulted

[leos-cult]

man wouldn't it be WILD to get like a darker version of lab rats (with Donald as the bad guy obvi) and have it from Tasha's POV? maybe that's just me. ahhhhh the urge to write fic for this show is consuming me

[amyrafiercebladeartz]

I just learned FIVE MINUTES AGO that there is/ was at one point an official Mod for the Steam version of Skyrim where the fucking SPACE CORE FROM PORTAL 2 CRASH LANDED IN TAMRIEL AND WAS A KEEPABLE OBJECT HOW DID I NEVER KNOW THIS????

[keirawantstocry]

watching slime play killer frequency is emotionally the same as repeatedly banging your head against the wall

[kyistell]

AHHHHHHHH DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE WAS FUCKING AMAZING HOLY SHIT!!!!!

It was so good and just perfect and felt like the old days a marvel where they could do no wrong and HOLY SHIT it was just tuejhdhidycdjaicyzkbxichs

I am tired BUT my friend is staying the night since it’s ya know…3 in the morning…gosh this was so much fun!!!!

[galaxywhale]

once again screaming at my coworker to read her fucking emails GOD

I’m so tired of having to give her answers to things that were literally sent right to us just because she didn’t bother to look 😭😭

[monarch-of-weird-girlboy-nation]

It’s so dumb that gambling ads exist

[blade-that-was-broken]

Into your orbit, love to ignore all the warning signs Passin' me by like leaves in the river, I don't think twice, hm-mm

I was wrong I could go but I'm never gone

Ooh-ooh Guess you brought me right back down where you wanted me Ooh-ooh Should've seen the truth by now, it's a tragedy Ooh-ooh-ooh Pull me in and I forget reality Ooh-ooh I'm trying but I can't escape your gravity

Bright as day Left in the morning, knots in my stomach don't go away Look what you've done, I'm not who I was and I need some space I see the door but it's gone from the moment I see your face When I see your face

[shiroselia]

Other than every other reason it’s a fucking miracle that not a single person around me not even myself clocked me as autistic, it’s fucking hilarious that nobody, especially myself, clocked me being autistic as if I haven’t literally been self-narrating my own life outloud ever since I could fucking talk

[grumpycakes]

Loll might be cause I just woke up, but jfc tumblr ppl. If you make a rant explaining what something actually means and how everyone is apparently getting it wrong… that it might come off like someone talking down at you and or shouting.

I’m not an idiot and I’d like to know the real definition

But assuming people are doing something wrong in bad faith is so demeaning.

And again, just woke up and I know I take tone of written things WILDLY INCORRECT sometimes.

But I don’t feel like getting yelled at about concepts of media analysis like I’m an idiot who is intentionally trying to get it wrong.

[zamwaffle]

Stuff that ruins my life!

[spock-smokes-weed]

My public speaking teacher gave us a whole ass research assignment due the same day it was assigned to us

And like idk if you want us to spent like 2 hours looking for four good academic sources maybe it would be nice if it wasn’t due like immediately. 

[fangirlsuperhero]

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