#but like JESUS

[realgansey]

Trying to articulate how exactly I feel about Gansey is really impossible. Reading his POV is like reading a transcription of my brain. Sometimes he says things that I don’t think I could’ve even have tried to come up with. I want to be more like him, which is to say I want to be more like Adam. He’s smart and brave and determined. He’s stuck-up and condescending. He doesn’t mean it, though. He never means it. I want to reach through the pages and shake him, but I also kind of hope that when I do, something falls out. Just thinking about him has made me tear up before. He commands the attention of every person in every room he walks into. They all love him and hate him in equal part for it. He’s a massive loser. I can’t talk about him because if I do I’ll go insane, probably. His car is so stupid. I love him so much. He’s allergic to wasps.

[darth-does-stuff]

ok wait why is this recent ep actually fucking terrifying i did not expect it to be this scary

[apollos-boyfriend]

the person who said that shit was the POLL RUNNER??? jesus christ mcyt fans can never catch a fucking break when it comes to these things can we 😭

[astrobei]

someone take google docs away from me until i figure out how to write a chapter that is a normal length

[revolant]

The way I am literally taking a half day today bc my coworkers won’t shut the fuck up about the election

[daddyn3xus]

The natural progression of lees blog is

Horny —> trans rights —> what the fuck even are turtle dicks

And I’m living for it

JGFDHGDHGFDHGFDJGD you're right wtf are they bro

[semageon]

I'm not going to pretend like I know anything about Marvel shit much at all, but purely surface level it does seem kinda gauche as hell to name a series prominently featuring a Romani character "Secret Invasion" especially in today's day and age like yikes

[tazzykiki]

Getting spoiled on four major plot points of one of my fave shows of all time during its last arc is not the fucking vibe man

[6ad6ro]

i feel like somebody is gonna yell at me for saying this

but i think "the seeds of love" by tears for fears was like 100x worse than their first two albums

[zoomingupthathilla]

rewatching the fosters for the 1200th time , & crying like a baby

[jesusbutbetterrr]

its like actually so hard to look at all the haha funny Wonka shit when I'm part of the cast for a mf willy wonka play

[crow-with-a-knife]

Gym day and jesus fuck I cant walk up stairs or down stairs or get up or sit down. Mission accomplished. Will be back soon.

[mioakem]

bro gay ppl cannot break up normally

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[saltybutsad]

minecraft trailer

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.