#but like GENUINELY

[iamthemaestro]

“you should make friends” I can’t make friends I’ll be in there saying shit like are we brothers francis

[mauv-the-bluest-cat-ever]

one thing that oddly fascinates me in kris and jack skits is the fact that zed can really quickly make himself look like he is about to bawl his eyes out crying

[cloud-makers-make-pollution]

something about listening to one day more is so soothing and I have no fucking idea why

[ramen-hamster]

what if i slid into your dms and just asked "how ya doin'?"

would it be weird?

or would you answer honestly?

[saturnniidae]

I am fully aware of budget constraints, and why every Tales of Arcadia character has at most like 3 outfits, but that will never stop me from making fun of Jim for sleeping in jeans and putting his shoes on his couch

[ghostlightsahead]

Both luka AND sergio missed a pen tonight.... its like when girls link thier periods, they link thier penalty misses

Couple goals tbh

[sevenyeargap]

i am in such big pain due to my wisdom teeth and the only thing keeping me sane is thinking about him (miles edgeworth)

[userparamore]

who's up thinking about how they'll never find love

[bubblew0lf1]

I love seeing my mutuals, who I started following when we were in the same fandom, find something new to draw or write about.

Oh you're drawing sonic fanart now? Amazing! You're making batfam posts? Perfect! You relapsed and started watching BBC Merlin again? I feel you! You're making art about a show I have never heard about? Tell me more!

[prettyboykatsuki]

i want to skip class

[wouldvecouldveshouldve]

i find it funny that people were saying she didn’t tag travis on her instagram then she went back and did it 😭🤣😂. can’t tell me they are playing it up for the cameras…

lol, these two could be married with two kids in a decade and there will be people still finding their relationship suspicious

[touchlikethesun]

i would like to talk with the people that came up hanyu pinyin. it’s supposed to be for people already familiar with the latin alphabet. but as someone familiar with the latin alphabet and how it is used for multiple languages, i do not think the people making pinyin were actually familiar with how the latin alphabet is used in any language. we’re genuinely better off transcribing everything into IPA. sure ipa is a bitch to learn but then i’d understand that “q” is pronounced “tch” and “g” is pronounced “k” - that last one actually makes me so mad the explanation on wikipedia is that “g” is pronounced like “k” so why didn’t they just use “k”??? it’s because “k” is supposed to be aspirated but i have an easy fix: “kh.” there’s your aspiration. it’s not perfect but it sure is less confusing than assigning pronunciations to a latin letter that literally not a single soul uses

[flowers-that-sing]

i just stumbled across an article about how people are mad at maya hawke… for… having fun and dancing at the met gala??? what😭😭😭

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

maybe this is a hot take but if youre a bank and you guarantee a person that they will receive their new card within 5 working days, i personally think you should generate that new card and send it to them.

just feels like something you, as a financial institution that people are reliant on, should do.

[dead-lavender-society]

the biggest thing i wish that would stop in trans discourse is white trans people on any and literally all sides putting themselves as authority on transness and gender issues.

it feels like y'all go through such a culture shock when you come out and face oppression, and yet there have been people facing oppression since before they left the womb. y'all also so quickly try to distance yourselves from whiteness, it's the whole "i'm a minor and nonbinary and neurodivergent and i have blue hair" but honestly it doesn't even matter your age. because the separation from whiteness seems to be such a main goal for you that you forget other trans people have been oppressed on the intersection of race and gender and that is a genuinely harder struggle than you will imagine.

but like yeah keep talking out of your ass, sure that won't hurt people in the long run.

[brianeno]

apologies for the incoming hate. i know it's irrational. BUT... if it was 2004 and i was a male british comedian this would definitely have been my 'bit'. if you use non-24 hour time (12 hour time? whatever it's called? if your phone screen says 9.00 when it's the evening)... grow the fuck up. child time. child little tiny ohhh i cant count to 24 time.

(it is 2023 and this is not a bit. i hate the phrase 'that gives me the ick' but it DOES it's disgusting ..... 9?? at night??? are you for REAL?)