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Imagine topping Leo in a chair?
LITERALLY love you for this. riding Leo in a chair is in like your top 5 favorite ways to ride Leo. your faces are so close together and he can feel every intimate rockwing bouncing squeeze of your tight juicy little hole gripping his throbbing cock like a vise. his eyes are so wide and his grip on your soft hips is nearly enough to leave pretty little fingertip bruises polkadotting your thighs (which he's obsessed with) and your hips (which he's also obsessed with) and your ass (are you sensing a pattern here????) and god everything you do drives him crazy but CHRIST the way you hold his face so sweetly in your pretty hands, so innocent and tender while simultaneously milking his cock for all he's got. and he'll give it to you. Leo will let you ride him in that chair that he can't look at after that without going half mast. he'll let you ride him until he's shooting blanks, until both of your cum drips on the floor, mixing in messy creamy beautiful puddles. Leo will throw his head back in pleasure, panting, chest heaving and giving you the best view of his perfect neck that's just begging to be covered in hickeys and bites. Leo will let you ride him in a chair until he passes out. can't walk. pounding down gatorade and liquid iv to try and rehydrate. and he'll thank you for it.
#drabbles#leo valdez#leo valdez smut#leo valdez x reader#leo valdez drabbles#heroes of olympus#heroes of olympus x reader#heroes of olympus drabbles#heroes of olympus smut#op's birthday#op's bday smutathon#off to a poppin start am I right ladies#also funny story#my dad (a certified piece of shit) used to buy us the worst groceries#long story but every week there was a recipe I had to make that required like 3 limes or lemons depending on what citrus we had#and he would buy produce that was simultaneously organic and locally sourced AND horribly low quality#the lemons and limes would be rock fucking hard and I had to juice those motherfuckers#so every week I had to go down to the workbench thing in the basement and use a literal bench vise to squeeze them until they were soft#i'm not even exaggerating right now I wish I was#I had to use industrial tools and equipment to work with that shit#like bro why was I 12 using a vise on lemons??????? AND HE KNEW#HE SAW AND LAUGHED AND I EXPLAINED AND HE LAUGHED AND DID NOT FUCKING CARE#before you ask yes I'm trying to get a sooner therapy appointment#so yeah#going through it!
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Do you ever think about how Arya being left-handed most likely had an impact on her needlework and other tasks? And how she needed special attention not only because she wasn't as naturally gifted as her sister but because the way she was being taught fundamentally didn't work for her? And how instead of being given the attention she needed she was instead held to an unfair standard by her teacher and used as a measure for bad behavior? And how this all impacted her self-esteem and her views on being a Lady?
#arya stark#septa mordane#catelyn stark#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#I think about this all the normal amount I'm definitely not obsessed with Arya and her internal conflict on being a lady#I'm not saying her being left-handed is the sole reason she was bad at those tasks but I do think it had an impact#that's why it gets pointed out by Syrio and how it will impact her swordplay...it has an impact on the way she does things#Arya not being able to fit in kills me because she genuinely tried to be the Lady that her family wanted#she was literally trying her best to do tasks that didn't come naturally and she was constantly told she wasn't good enough#if her family hadn't forced the issue and been so hard on her it would've been so much easier for her to do what was expected of her#it's just so fascinating and one of my favorite internal conflicts...I can't wait to see the resolution#so many people try and make Arya the problem but she was literally 9 years old#and her behavior in canon isn't the disruptive wild child people portray her to be she was doing her best that just wasn't enough for some#she was frustrated because her work wasn't as good as her sisters and her teacher mother and sister made sure she knew it#of course that's going to impact her views self-esteem and behavior#like no she was not a burden that her /poor/ mother and teacher suffered through lol
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I can’t even lie over time this pathetic little elf has grown on me and now I really like her as a character. she’s SUCH a loser. and someone said that she should’ve been recruitable instead of Halsin after uncovering the Shadow Druid plot and she could’ve had a redemption arc and now I can’t stop thinking about that alternate reality
#i have no idea if it’s a controversial opinion to like Kagha or not but#like imagine if she was sent away from the Grove. not banished but temporarily sent away to think about her actions#Halsin says she can return to the circle after she’s rediscovered the oak father’s teachings etc etc#so she can join up with you in act 1 and you get a druid then and not 2 in act 2 randomly#maybe she travels with you to find redemption. you were the one who pulled her from the brink so she thinks travelling with you#will help her do some good in this world#she can have a tense reunion with the tieflings in act 2 and she apologises. some forgive her. others don’t as is their right#and she tries so hard to redeem herself but she learns that sometimes people are still hurt by your deeds and they might not forgive you#I think it’s talking to Arabella that actually gives her growth#maybe it’s Kagha who’s involved in Arabella’s powers and her learning to tame them. Arabella who has reason of all to hate her#and it takes a while and some conversation and working together but I think Arabella forgives Kagha#she doesn’t have to and Kagha never expected forgiveness from her but she DOES and that’s what gets Kagha the most#she has a big introspective act 2 moment in the middle of the Shadow Curse#regardless she is first to suggest rescuing the tieflings from moonrise. not because she wants forgiveness but because it’s right#(to show her character growth and learning to care about the refugees)#and then her quest could tie into the Shadow Curse. she wants to do better and help people#and eventually the other tieflings start to come round to her. once she’s proved she’s actively bettering herself#the kids find her funny and Mattis definitely thinks she’s a loser and not scary or mean#like okay lady sure I forgive you whatever stop crying now#Mirkon is just a little sweetie so he forgives her as long as Arabella does and then he follows her around asking loads of questions#anyway sorry those are my thoughts I think it’d be great to have a redemption arc companion in act 1#bc Minthara is so missable if you don’t know to knock her out you just kill her#Kagha’s story would help indicate that there are hidden companions you can look out for#most of this is nonsense im so sleepy but will I stop rambling? no#also Minthara should top the hell out of this pathetic surface elf right now
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Weisshaupt mission definitively proving that da is at its sexiest when it's wardens and yet here I am feeling an unbearable amount of salt because we walk through a FUCKING WARDEN LIBRARY and they could've put in a fucking NOTE about the HERO OF FUCKING FERELDEN IN THERE. SO GLAD THE FUCKING JOINING CHALICE WAS RECOVERED FROM FUCKING OSTAGAR THOUGH.
#tbd#fae plays datv#datv spoilers#i just#this is everything treviso vs minrathous should've been#bc fuck me that shit was over so fast lmao#enjoying the fuck out of this rn? yes I am#but i refuse to stop being prickly because those little nods to your world state DO contribute#replayed da2 before this game came out it genuinely lovely to have chars talk about how my couscous married anora#or the architect being around getting acknowledged#and there are so many tiny tiny opportunities in this fucking game#where chars will mention someone like leliana#and just one extra fucking line if she's divine now -- like harding saying so when she talks about her#or cassandra 'this lady who did some stuff' getting a different description depending#a note in minrathous about how the chantry's divine is a fucking mage#i'm gonna be honest a world state where even just a handful of variables were acknowledged is all we needed#and it would've made a difference imo#and i hate these writers for bringing back chars like morrigan and isabela and not doing that#like you make the world smaller in so many lorefucking ways but you don't want to add a thing or two that adds to the experience of people#who did play and love all three games before this one lol#john epler: we don't want to add one sentences is but two sentence fragments of the most generic thing we could do is fine#the fucking joining chalice!!!#you know what should've been here a fucking book with wardens who have slain archdemons#since you're on your way to fucking kill an archdemon#but that's too much work#davrin talking about how he wants his portrait up there and i'm like oh so they do acknowledge wardens who kill archdemons just not#y'know the one you played that did
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Unironically, IS there anywhere to get a good beat-by-beat plot synopsis of the original Minecraft Diaries without watching it all the way through? I want to get a good idea of all the plot beats and characters and the general timeline to see about writing some fanfic, because the characters are living rent free in my brain, but I'm also like... VERY aware that it's a 2016 minecraft roleplay series... and I fear that I will ruin my own mental image of the series if I try to rewatch it all...
#i mostly loved the series as a kid bc of the concepts it dealt with#the reincarnation shit#laurence's struggle w shadow knight stuff#the lore and the dimensions and lady irene and just#i love shit like that#to this day#and now im a grown man#an english major who loves media analysis#and that makes it really fuckin hard to enjoy things 💀#so i wanted to see if theres a way to keep its fantasy ideas while shaking off the extra bits that dont go as well#(the 2016 youtube shenanigans; the pacing issues; some of the less sensical or useful plot bits)#bc i have a real passion for that vibe and that world and those characters#i have such huge ideas for how to make the themes so much more cohesive#but i wanna actually had a concrete idea what im working with#mcd#minecraft diaries#also for the record it doesnt have to be “”“”good“”“” to be GOOD. if you enjoy it then thats very good and im very glad#i very simply know that theres stuff there that i personally dislike
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just saw another one of those "gif makers ere essential to society" esque posts and it has 18k notes 💀🤘 (8k rbs, 10k likes)
#if im being honest i dont care that much for myself but it's a part of a bigger issue#im pretty sure 99% of us do this for fun/for free so it's not like we're living off of rbs but but it's common courtesy to acknowledge#someone's hard work w a rb#and on a site with little algorithm it's crucial to spread things that you like#not saying to rb every single gifset u see regardless of the fandom or if u like it but definitely do rb things u like. tags are icing on#the cake but not required tbh. but i do really like them <3 i read every tag#i try to reply to people with funny tags. it makes tumblr more fun for everyone bc of the engagement (like... remember booping? and how muc#fun we had?)#i think im preaching to the choir atp or am just saying common knowledge but i just think it's a little funny yet again one of those all#hail gifmaker posts are being spread around... while most of us are dying likely due to decreased engagement anyway#apple lady words
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dang it may be 3 am but seeing all these dumb takes on soviet history by tankies has made me Really wanna get back on shostakovichposting
like . soviet history is never as cut and dry as many people on multiple sides of an ideological argument will have you believe, but I will say that researching it properly will make you hate tankies
#rambles#anyway thinking of the lady izdihar video where she was like “the 30s soviet union was a lot of experimentation#and sometimes those experiments didn't work out right!"#like collectivization and censorship and the holodomor and the great purges. ok#like is soviet history nuanced . sure; history always is#but acting like the 30s was just “experimenting” as if stalin was completely naive and had the best intentions is Fucking Stupid at best#and at worst very harmful#I will acknowledge she's very well read but she's also extremely biased#and overly positive views of history in general aren't the way to combat overly negative ones#literally just . tell the truth and show nuance and state the facts and cite your sources#it's not hard#like I have opinions on plenty of historical figures and events#but if I'm trying to inform people on them in a serious context I will just state the facts as I know them#proper historical research is so so important guys
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Man I need to go to bed or something bc my brain ain't working tonight
Took me like 5 tries to read the word "accurately" right. Kept seeing it like "arcutely? Accurlatey? Arculately??" For some reason
And I just saw a link that "conservationists cheer axolotl reproduction" and thought it was CONSERVATIVES and was like "why do THEY care?? And why should I care that they care???" Then it clicked.
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#and people are blasting those really big scary fireworks and did i mention theres a heatwave and the lawns are all drying to a crisp?#like i dont wanna ruin anyone's fun bc it IS a holiday today and just bc its not ab me doesnt mean no one gets to be happy#AND bc its a holiday they legally can shoot em off...#but it's really fucking loud and theyre spaced out so far that it's hard to tell if theyre done or not and then BOOM#so like i dont wanna be like grumpy ass old white lady ab it but i also have work tomorrow and am tired :/#anyway AUGGHHH my head hurts#marquilla
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I'd love to date an woman, unfortunately they are too pretty for me or wouldn't match at all personality wise with me 😔
#miranda talking shit#I guess I'm using the wrong app for it but mein gott#I've come across two amazing dykes and both lived so far away like.... I'd love for them to sweep me off my feet#But I got no drivers license so I would be the worst inconvenience on them :/#Other ladies who have similar interests and vibes seem to be faaaar between or have like multiple partners#I think I would be willing to try an poly relationship if we were three but all I've seen are like “I have many partners” feels like a big#Leap to attempt for me since I have no experience. Anyway uuh.... Women.... Amazing and I have not enough to offer ever :c#Being an ugly loser is hard work mein gott#Let me cry for a moment I'll be over it eventuellt but today is one of those days man#Maybe I find it easier to see men bc I feel I'm never enough for women out there#Like girl you could have anyone.... Little old me only got my undying love and devotion and two cats to offer
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After a year and a half working as a bubble tea barista in a rather small shop, I overheard one of the most stereotypical things you could say to a kid today in person for the first time. While the dad (or maybe grandfather) and his daughter (or granddaughter - not much older than 10) were waiting for their ordered drinks, he turned to the girl and started with the "Look closely! If you don't stay in school-"
Bro, first of all, rude (if you want to talk shit about others and their job, at least do it far enough away, so that said others don't overhear you) - especially if you expect someone's service.
And second: Both owners went to university, I'm currently studying at university, and my other coworker is still in school and too young to even be able to go to uni (but plans to) ... so there goes your argument, I guess.
#bubble tea#work#jobs#customer service#i like my job - but customers like this make me roll my eyes so hard it hurts when they're gone#luckily those are rare and most of our customers are really sweet and understanding when their drink takes longer during a rush#one older lady once complimented my voice a few times and told me i could absolutely work as an anchormwoman while I was taking her order#occasionally thinking about that interaction and compliment provides me with so many happy hormones
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I'm too afraid to start the pokemas alola arc....... tbf I haven't played any of them since johto bc I'm too nervous but kalos and alola absolutely make me the most nervous... what if they massacre my faves....... or what if they don't and they turn to the camera and point at me specifically and say that I'm absolutely destroying their characterizations
#idk it's hard to explain sdkjfhsjd#it's. hard to catch up on pokemas stuff sometimes. what if they make guzma seem bad again after all the cute stuff they've given him#what if he gets along with giovanni instead of fighting him like in the rainbow rocket arc??? what if he goes back to working for lusamine#even though they've literally in canon already acknowledged each other in passing like 'yeah no I'm never going back there but good for#them for growing ig'#what if they say 'hey if you like guzma fuck you he loves hurting people actually AND doesn't care at all about team skull and also his#character arcs and cute moments like going along with everyone's games and being endearing with liza and being the only villain to do good#consistently in these games and everyone trusting him?? those were all lies he's the worst :)"#I'm so afraid sskjdhfskjdfh#it's an anxious sort of day#AUGHHH OR. MORE LIKELY. THEY FOCUS ONLY ON LUSAMINE. AND GUZ IS JUST SOME BACKGROUND CHARACTER THAT'S LIKE 'hmm... that doesn't sound like#the prez. maybe giovanni's done something.' AND IT'S ALL ABOUT LUCE ACTUALLY BEING JUST THE PUREST SAINT AND GUZ IS JUST. MENTIONED#AND GOOD FRICKIN LUCK IF WE WANT ANY PLUMERIA CONTENT ON THIS HELL OF AN EARTH.......#I want to pluck the world like a fruit and give it to them sliced up into little bunny shapes but tpc likes The Blonde Lady the best#crying and wailing and squirtle im dying
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neighbor!toji who's a bit of a perv, standing shirtless on his balcony every morning when you're leaving for work, eyes planted on your ass as you walk to your car.
neighbor!toji who always helps you carry your groceries up to your apartment, saying that a pretty thing like you shouldn't have to do so much heavy lifting by herself.
neighbor!toji who immediately says yes to helping you replace the blown lightbulbs in the can lights that dot your ceilings. you let him roam the apartment while you cook dinner. he checks the lights in your bathroom and your bedroom, and he checks your laundry hamper too, grinning when he sees a pair of your panties sitting at the top.
neighbor!toji who walks out of your bedroom with a hard-on and your underwear in his pocket, not bothering to conceal his tented pants as you thank him for his help.
neighbor!toji who frowns when he sees you coming home late one night with tears streaming down your face, blubbering something about a cheating boyfriend.
neighbor!toji who tells you to forget about those good for nothing little boys, tells you he'll show you how a real man treats a lady before he nudges his way into your apartment and eats you out like you're his last meal.
neighbor!toji who laughs a little when you thank him after you cum on his tongue multiple times. you watch him lick his lips before he tells you it’s no problem. neighbors are supposed to help each other out, right?
#toji smut#toji x reader#toji fushiguro smut#toji fushiguro x reader#jjk smut#jjk x reader#fatherbrat ♱ library#toji#jjk
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#liveblogging bridgerton#they may be using cressidas voice but that is 100% mama cowper writing lol#dual issues 😂😂😂#oh dear#power to the voiceless 😭💖💖💖#okay pen#go off#😭😭😭 the lady D and vi friendship deepening is so cute#i was gonna /say/#youve already compromised her bro#i quite like that look on vi#hoping to bump into lord anderson hmmmm?#awww tilley#I KNOW WHY THE HIATUS NOW#WE NEEDED TILLEY TO GIVE US THE LOVE IS LOVE SPEECH DURING PRIDE MONTH 😭😭😭💖💖💖#awwww vi's been off the marriage mary so long she has no notion what to do with a caller for herself 😂#the embroidery behind the cushion and mrs wilsons expression i /cant/ 😂😂😂#not the lingering gaze on his /mouth/#😂😂😂😂 is your garden blossoming vi?#awww vi laying down her boundaries#get those hard feelings between you and sis worked out man#😭 Gen being the big sister and voice of reason pen needs#'then what good am i to you' 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 ah the dilema of a man trying to love a hyperindependent woman raised by a toxic family#anthonys face 😂😂😂#his puppy dog 😧 'is it not?'#😂😂😂 they remain my fav bridgerton couple#😭😭😭😭 aw sibs reconciliation#😭 awww look at ben giving out sage brotherly advice (that he was just given himself 😂)#😭😭😭😭 Anthony is so fairytale happily ever after right now#'a bridgerton but /also/ a sharma
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DPxDC Danny the Guy Who Won't Die
He lives in Gotham, and he is just A Guy. Nothing weird about him, he's just there to study/work/help Lady Gotham to lift her curse/on vacation with Sam. Point is, he is not there to cause trouble and there's no GIW on his tail. Just a dude living his (after)life.
And Gotham, being Gotham, still finds a way to be annoying. There are mugging attempts, robbery, Rogues running around. Only Danny really doesn't want to deal with any of it.
Now there's a dilemma. If he uses his powers to fight, it will sooner or later come to Bats' attention. And if he fights as a human, it will also alert some of the Bats since he doesn't really do a great job at keeping his power levels low. Not to mention the fact he is really not enthusiastic about accidentally punching someone hard enough he sends them to a hospital.
What does he do instead? He pulls the 'I guess I'll die' act.
So every time he is attacked, he just plays dead. The mugger shot him in the chest? He falls down and stops breathing. Caught up in the middle of a Poison Ivy attack? Skewers himself on the vine and goes lax. Scarecrow's Fear Gas? Very dramatically chokes himself and plays a corpse. He makes sure to disappear before any ambulances arrive later, and it all goes well for a few months - he is just a casualty, who cares, really - until one day, he runs into that same mugger who shot him in the chest a while ago.
The man does a double take. Danny doesn't notice - he's been mugged so many times, who has the brain capacity to remember all of those fuckers. But the rumor goes out anyway.
A guy-who-won't-die. It's more of a city legend, really, and the Bats don't give it much thought since, well, it sounds stupid and not very important. A rumor of some man who was shot dead and then showed up like nothing happened? Yeah, it's probably because the mugger didn't check if he was actually dead. That happens. Maybe it wasn't even the same man, Gotham is a big city. If anything, hey, at least that was one less casualty? That's a good thing.
That is, until one day, they show up to Joker's hostage situation and witness the clown screaming at one of the hostages. He is so enraged he is shaking, spit flying out of his mouth, and, contrary to the usual Joker's evil sneers and maniacal laughter, he seems just... furious. But, like, the normal-human-level furious. The 'I just lost the last ounce of patience with you' furious.
"Don't you look away from me, you think I don't remember you?! Na-ah, I do. You were the one I drowned in the shark tank last week! And you were the one run through the chainsaw trap two weeks before that! And you were in the guillotine!!! I saw your fucking head get deattached from your body, how the fuck are you here again?!"
And the guy he is screaming at just looks at him, confused and incomprehensive.
"Um, I'm pretty sure I'd remember getting my head cut off, you know? So, err, wrong guy."
"Wrong guy my fucking ass-"
Joker is so distracted by his screaming match that it makes it almost too easy for the Bats to fight him down and drag to Arkham. Yet, a few of them get just a bit suspicious.
Now, imagine all the shenanigans when they try keeping a watch on Danny the Won't Die Guy.
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#batman#joker#danny refuses to die#not again#at least this time he gets to make it funny#the bats are mostly confused#is he a meta?#but what kind of meta just... cant die?#what?#cork writes#cork prompts#just silly thoughts
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Bruce Wayne fucked his partners through the mattress—and it depended on who and why. If you know he’s Batman, then he’d fuck for stress relief, to uncoil the sickening knot in his belly. However, if you’re unaware of his nighttime activities and believe you’d just lucked up meeting Bruce Wayne, then he’d fuck for ego. He’s got a point to prove: all those years as a recluse hadn’t dulled his ability to grant a lady a good time; that the stories of his youthful adventures are true. (Though his ego bleeds over into Batman as well since he wonders if he’s too old to still be the Dark Knight. If he’s lost his edge).
Bruce’s stamina is insane. He’d have you spread on your belly while he drove his cock into you. One hand enclosed around your throat, the other encircling your waist, and his lips grazing over your ear. Warm gusts of air caressing your cheek with each huff and grunt. The faint scent of his cologne lingering within the atmosphere, though it had been toppled by the aroma of sweat and sex. “Fuck,” he gritted out,” so tight f’me, doll. Only for me. Mine, aren’t you?” There was pride in being the one to undo Bruce Wayne, to make him cuss and grunt like a caveman, to draw out his Gotham accent. He was usually so put-together and driven.
Time warped and melted whenever Bruce had you beneath him. Despite his age, (don’t let him hear that) he could fuck for hours, content to drive his cum back into your hole until he came again. In fact, he enjoyed the slickness. There was something about keeping you beneath him that soothed the territorial monster caged within him like Mr. Hyde. Rarely could you lure the possessive, emerald eyed, envious beast out; Bruce was old and had dealt with his fair share of women seeking an emotional response. But with the perfect concoction of circumstances could you shatter the manacles binding the dominating, jealous, spiteful side of him—and it was wonderful.
Dick Grayson (Dixon’s version) preferred to let his lover work for it. There was a tantalizing element to gazing at his partner while she straddled him, and attempted to sink down into his cock. Dick wasn’t girth-y like Jason or Bruce (nor as unshaven). No, Dick was slim and long—and pretty. Dick was shaven and trimmed, smooth and hairless if he could help it. He never liked to offer up unshaven goods; he thought it was rude.
“God, you. . . you ride like a pro,” he breathed out, nigh gasping as though he’d run a race beside Usain Bolt. A sheen of sweated coated his toned physique, and a scarlet blush left a fiery trail from his cheeks down to his neck. “Don’t stop till I say.” Dick is more selfish in bed than Jason. Unlike Jason, Dick knows he’s cute—pretty, even. He’s confident both in himself and his ability to be selfish and still make you cum. . . hard. He won’t hesitate to assume control if he’s not liking your rhythm, or if he just wants to be a little shit and knock your orgasm off kilter. “Oh, were you going to cum? Sorry. Didn’t notice.”
Speaking of orgasms, Dick cums beautifully, even when he’d rather be described as ‘’manly’’ and handsome. He couldn’t restrain the tremble of his muscular thighs, or quell the furnace roaring inside his belly, or freeze the stars bursting behind the paleness of his eyelids. “I know, pretty baby. I know. Tight, aren’t I? Let it out for me,” you cooed, caressing his sweat-slick, inky black curls. Dick nodded quick and desperately, coal black lashes falling over his oceanic eyes. “Yes. Yes. That’s it. Gonna cum again. Just keep going.” The power he’d stolen returned with a vengeance. He’d gone limp beneath you. Fucked out, his breaths tremulous and stuttered. Naturally, Dick’s palms found purchase upon your breasts, pinching and flicking your nipples before he exerted the last of his strength to lean forward and suckle one into his mouth.
(There’s hints of a mommy kink if you squint hard enough).
Jason Todd loved to see his partner deep-throat his cock. It’s a personal pleasure of his, the one time he allows himself to be selfish during sex. He’s not sure why it’s fascinating to him. Perhaps the sheer primality of watching you struggle to swallow his thickness intrigues him, excites him, causes the hairs on his forearms to stand at attention and the nerves within his body to buzz like a million bees trapped beneath his skin.“That’s right, baby, keep going. Till I see tears,” he murmured, as his large hands slithered up into your nape and tightened in your hair.” Show me how much you love me, baby.”
“What a beauty.” Jason’s chocolate smeared irises tipped backward, his slender hips bucking upward into the warm cavern of your throat, his cock spewing viscous ropes of pearlescent cum. Jason’s frame fell slack against the sofa. Sated. Only you could loosen the tautness in his shoulders like a ball of yarn. Boy, did he adore you.” I hope you can go all night. Cuz I got some steam I been needin’ t’ blow off.”
#dick grayson x reader#dick grayson x female!reader#dick grayson x oc#dick grayson x y/n#dick grayson x you#bruce wayne#bruce wayne x fem!reader#jason todd#jason todd x plus size reader#jason todd x y/n#jason todd x you#jason todd x reader#jason todd x oc#red hood#red hood x reader#red hood x you#dick grayson headcanon#dick grayson#dick grayson smut#nightwing#nightwing headcanon#nightwing x reader#nightwing x you#batman#batman x fem!reader#batman x reader#batman x you#bruce wayne x you#bruce wayne x reader#bruce wayne x y/n
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Hi! I like your Deadpool as your boyfriend post, can you please do Logan as your boyfriend next? 😄
logan howlett (wolvie)
…as your boyfriend!
description: wolverine, logan howlett as your boyfriend!
pairing: wolvie x you!
|an: my man my man he love me!
- he’s so big and so tall and scruffy and so mmm. that’s your man! and u want everyone to know it
- like i keep mentioning, he is manhandling tf out of you no matter ur size, all the time!
- he thinks it’s soo cute that he can pick you up in his arms with ease and he loves to hear squeal out a “logaaan!” as he throws you on to the bed
- he’s so standoffish and kinda shy when you’re first around each other bc he’s sooo into you and he thinks you’re so cute
- but once he founds out you dig him too ooo girl
- he grows such a big soft spot for you, you’re the only person that ever sees him vulnerable. and he’s such a silly goose.
- he becomes so much more himself, he’s messing with you all the time throwing teasing insults with a smirk on his face just to watch you get all riled up from him.
- he’s also flirting with you 24/7 girl he’s hot and he knows it. sometimes he’s rather crude but you like it. so it’s okay!
“nice shorts you got there little lady” he said with a teasing tone as you walked past him into the kitchen to grab a quick snack.
“god they’re not even that short!” you’d said, pulling them down a bit. they were that short. but hey, they did the job.
and by job, you mean drive logan crazy.
- but once you become his omg…
- you’re his. nobody is touching you and he’ll make sure of that. and it’s pretty hot.
- if anybody even has body language that even slightly seems like they’re into you oh girl….
- they’re becoming a new scratching post!
- not only are you his, but he’s yours. super loyal! and if he can’t get someone off his back, you bet your ass you will!
- you always feel so protected and he always makes you feel so protected because you are! he would do anything for you and to make sure his lover is safe and sound.
- he’s so obsessed with you and he’s not afraid to hide it, he’s not overly affectionate but he is in fact a cuddle monster.
- he’ll hold your hand, or shove a hand in your back pocket, or lend you his jacket to let people know your his, but he saves the good stuff for back at home.
- you’re also his drinking buddy, he isn’t a fan of the tequila like you are, he’ll stick to his whiskey. but he always takes care of you after a night out and makes sure you’re snug as a bug!
- he is the biggest dom ever omg it’s so hard to get him to sub out for you but when he finally does it’s the best night of your life.
- all the noises he makes that you’ve never heard from him are music to your ears.
- a MUNCH. need i say more? thats why he got that damn beard!
- oh and we know those abs are like a pack of buttered up hawaiian rolls and you wanna go for a ride!
- of course he’ll let you! anything for his babygirl, lick em, touch em, fuck em, anything his baby wants. as long as he gets to watch and as long as you feel good.
- he also loves the praise as you ride yourself out on his abs.
- he loves attention and praise, especially when it’s about his figure.
you and logan lie in bed, his figure cradling yours as he slowly felt you slot your head between his craned arm.
“your muscles are so big babe. give me a lil flex.” you stated, holding on to outside of his forearm with your neck between the underside his forearm and bicep.
“you’re crazy bub.” he states, chuckling and lightly flexing his arm, not enough to hurt you but enough to satisfy you and make you giggle as his big muscles squished your cheeks together.
- you’re always touching his muscles, they’re so hot. and hey, he doesn’t work out like that for nothing! he loves it when you cling to his biceps, or run your fingers down his chiseled back.
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