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I am going to make maia arson crimew CEO of this webbed site, as it deserves to be. This is both a threat and a promise.
#arson is such a metal middle name#i want to be named arson and go by Ari for short but im afraid if i did that I'd never get employment#actually lets be real crimew is a fucking metal last name#nonbinary folks really have the name thing down they are GOOD at that shit#sorry everybody i didnt realize its name was supposed to be all lowercase#it is now fixed on the original (obviously) but the version it reblogged has it wrong; sorry
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Okay I'm assuming most fannibals have thought of or seen posts talking about "how does Hannibal have time for literally everything he does (murder, work, cooking, driving, manipulations, etc.)" and I was just sitting here thinking, "yeah how does he do all that but specifically when does he get household chores done? This man has a big house. When does he mop the floors and dust his samurai armor and scrub his toilets?" Which just got me thinking, what if Hannibal Lecter has a housekeeper?
Like, we see he has the money to hire a bunch of extra chefs and waiters for his dinner parties, so I don't know why a housekeeper wouldn't be acceptable. I can see him having one and telling them to stay out of the pantry because he's meticulous about his food storage or something (but obviously he just doesn't want them finding the murder basement) but just imagine the possibilities.
What if the housekeeper was the only one at the house one of the times Abigail escaped the hospital in season 1?
What if the housekeeper overheard one of Hannibal's dinners (like imagine they overheard the dinner that Alana, Hannibal, and Will have in season 2 talking about boundaries and relationships and all that)?
I'm just imagining all the possibilities of experiencing the things that happen in NBC Hannibal from some random mundane person's point of view.
#the comedic possibilities are endless#imagine if the housekeeper wasn't let go before mizumono and showed up the next morning#only to learn that sweet European man who pays really well and is generally unproblematic as an employer#is the infamous cannibalistic serial killer at the top of the FBI's most wanted list#what would you do#hannibal
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rip severus snape you would’ve loved being a barista at an indie coffee shop
#severus snape#snape#pro snape#barista snape#they usually treat their employees like shit just like his employer does 😍#and potions is so close to barista#knowing exactly what you need? making something up on the spot? intricate techniques and new gadgets and everyone coming to him for help?#and he wears all black with the classic barista hair and his clothes probably always smell like his job#he has clothes specifically for work so he doesn’t fuck up his normal ones which is why he’s in the same outfit all the time#i am drawing this by the way. she’s a wip but she’s happening#if there’s a way to be a barista without going into autistic burnout after a week please let me know. i miss it
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all the while society conflates "being an adult" with "having a proper job" and "having money to make arbitrary Adult Purchases" disabled people who can't work - or can only work part time or can only do entry level baby jobs - will never be 'allowed' to be adults
you can say "being an adult is looking after yourself you don't have to have a job!!!" all you want but most people who say that will still assume anybody who doesn't either can't or won't 'look after themselves' actually. and every 'marker' of 'adulthood' that's observable and thus actually counts or whatever loops back around to... having a job and 'contributing' something
#yeah i have netflix on all day#i am quite literally signed off of work for the -rest of my life-#what the fuck else would you like me to do with my time when most people are in fact at work#or did you think i can't have the tv on and put laundry away at the same time or something#must i work on commissions on silence in a dour room to be perceived as an adult#anyway 'looking after yourself/your home/your pet' is not observable#to anybody who doesn't like ACTUALLY live in your house#unless you are extremely obviously NOT doing it#if a tree falls in a forest etc#owning a house? job. like not even 'in this economy? lol'#disabled people LITERALLY can't because we aren't allowed to have enough savings for a deposit#car? would you honestly trust me with a vehicle lol but also: job#you mostly cannot buy a car without one it's a requirement for the lease#otherwise you aren't 'trusted' to pay it on time#incidentally most landlords will also - perfectly legally - refuse to rent to you because you are going to be unreliable with the rent#which is being paid directly by the gov anyway like take your trust issues up with them bro#a family? if i get married or cohabit with a partner my income gets sliced in half#so to support even myself let alone a child would require. drumroll please. employment#savings? adults have savings right? yeah but unlike you i have a gov enforced cap on mine#'good furniture not shit from ikea' (someone has remarked that ikea furniture is 'college dorm-y' it's going here)#i mean do i have to say it
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Why does the right constantly believe they are not being idealistic, the world needs to conform to your beliefs for them to work too, things are not going to just turn on a dime because you think you're intellectually superior for not thinking about the impact your changes would have on other people
#both sides drive me up the fucking wall#yes I position myself in the right side of the political spectrum but holy shit#'abolishing the police is a bad idea but we should abolish public schools'#'taxing the rich won't work because they avoid taxes like the plague so let's abolish all taxes and rely on people's generosity instead'#'we have declining birth rates and this is going to destroy the middle class and the military and the elderly but fuck maternity leave'#'employers are increasingly discriminating against women and mothers who need to work to support their families because the middle class is#shrinking but employers should be allowed to discriminate against whoever they want because they can't possibly have existing biases'#there's no quippy way to say it but the right believes gun safety laws can never properly be applied much like the left believes#pro-life laws can never be properly applied therefore restrictions are illogical at best and dangerous at worst#do you guys see what I'm saying here
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MAY be that i'm cute as hell and employable as hell..
#WEEEEEE#i started doing‚‚ like‚ space buns but also low space buns i love itttt#makes me happy#and i got complimented today 🥺 on my hair and my . pink glow🩷#ok i don't know how employable i mess up sometimes and i don't think i do well under pressure but#i will just voice my insecurities and let them pass because the coworkers are probably not whispering about how stupid slow and clumsy i#am when they talk quietly with each other‚ i don't need to think that‚ they just know each other better and don't want to let customers hear#and it's just gossip it's fine. and there is no way i'm that bad it's just unrealistic#and i will learn + be forgiven.#ok letting it go it's gone now! most people don't hate me and i'm allowed to just be
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So my partner and I do the long distance thing. So whenever I listen to James or Anton it just reminds me of the yearning to want to be in my partner's arms because I know those two want to be with their partners so bad
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#the james ba makes me want to fight his employer#just let the bois go back home please
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i have no clue what's going on w/ the hiring process for the job offer i got yesterday, but at least it seems like nobody at the post office does either. 🙃
#ctxt#charlie vs mail#got a call from some guy at the regional sorting facility like 'uuh yeah just drop in to your PO whenever for fingerprinting'#so i show up in shorts & a t-shirt as a stop along a multi-errand trip bc my impression was that this is just a part of the background check#woman doing my prints was like 'idk if anyone's here to speak with you today but we can check'#me still thinkin it's just a casual meet/greet 'oh no worries haha! btw i got the job offer before having even 1 interview is that normal?'#she doesn't know but leads me around until we find someone buried under a stack of paperwork at her desk#'hi [redacted!] charlie is here for their interview!'#redacted peers over his monitor like a deer in headlights 'who is here for their what now??? oh uuuhh gimme a minute uuuhhhhh'#i'm sweatinnnmng like i'm wearing my birks i am massively underprepared but ok i guess we're doing this & they already offered me the job so#redacted also seemed to be panicking a lil bc the person who usually does these interviews isn't even in today#we had a moment of 'so we're both utterly blindsided here right?' 'yeah can we reschedule?' 'yes god please let's reschedule'#so i'm going back thursday for an actual interview. after already completing background check & filling out tax paperwork#get home to an email from the dude who called me this morning like 'btw dress business casual for your fingerprinting & bring XYZ'#but still stating nowhere that the implication was that fingerprinting & interview would happen concurrently????#this is a federal institution & the second largest employer in the US. get ur shit together !!!#hoping it's not gonna be a black mark that i showed up in my casual summer clothes without the necessary docs#but tbf to me the expectations were hella unclear like i wasn't even given a point of contact for an onboarding supervisor until today#since they were also drastically underprepared i hope it'll just be water under the bridge & we can properly meet thursday#hands down weirdest hiring/onboarding process i've ever gone through but fuck it we ball
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#sorry let me rant real quick in the tags#cw personal#once again hitting an insurance pothole bc the psych says she accepts my OHP plan HOWEVER the therapy group she is contacted with says#THEY don't#they only accept the insurance if it's through my employer but NOT through the government??????????????#so there's still some kind of payment???#anyway I want to scream why is this so complicated#like will she take my insurance or not who's right here#anyway called her back directly and went to voicemail so now I've done all I can for now#why the hell is this so hard man#the person on the phone didn't know really how to explain#once again no one knows what they're talking about#like can y'all not communicate and figure this out?#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#i need to get an ADHD eval before my next PCP appointment in june so that they will continue giving me my meds#and the psychiatry through the hospital has a limited number of visits that insurance will cover#*contracted#not retyping all of that#and once again the only reason this is so stressful is because the psychiatry group at the hospital fumbled the communication ball last tim#and the psychiatrist I was with never put the ADHD on the chart#and now somehow it's MY responsibility to fix that>#UGH#like I am grateful to have some kind of coverage but holy shit is the US healthcare system in shambles#the bureaucracy is INSANE#i had to just sit down and put my head in my hands for a second#and then go 'right okay nothing i can do about that rn moving on'#uGH#literally said 'what the FUCK' out loud a couple times#like not on the phone after I hung up obvs
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rider system album keiwa sakurai (geats) | episode 1
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#14shyx#14shyx edits#kamen rider#kamen rider geats#star of the stars of the stars.kr#kr gifs ♡*+:。#kr gifs ♡*+:。 geats#kr.geats: keiwa sakurai#kr.geats: episode 1#rider system album#rider system album | keiwa sakurai (geats)#flashing gifs#tumblr allows more gifs per set now / also me: *feels like i'm committing sacrilege if i go over ten gifs*#the kind guy who has vague grand dreams and just wants employment but would've been content with a normal boring life waa....#part of me still wishes they let him stay resolute and unchanging#however him cracking under the pressure unfairly put on him? not helped by improper communication?#and he gathers his resolve by being true to himself? you're doing great sweetie#also interesting how keiwa wants everyone to be happy and ace ends up adopting that philosophy#and whenever keiwa and ace have a big confrontation the latter promises to end the world for a new one#can't believe i took a year to even start another one of these things for my geats loves
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hello! im not really sure how to write this post but im opening my ko-fi for donations 😅 my laptop has been in the repair shop 4 times this year and i dont wanna be unprepared when it finally gives up on me. it's how i earn my money and basically how i do everything to survive. my employer has also stated that they will let go of me if i cant supply my own device.
im saving up to get a new device - a pc this time so its a pretty hefty cost. i'd really appreciate reblogs for boosting and im already so thankful for u reading this. thank u so so much!!!
#im so so embarrassed writing this post fr but im desperate!#my employer is also not doing anything to help so im really at a loss#they said theyre gonna let go of me if i dont have my own laptop lol#thank u so much for reading this im sorry if im being weird 😭
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#columbo#season 8#grand deceptions#Thanks lieutenant. will be in touch#anyone looking for employment opportunities in saudi arabia nows your chance#no idea what the US government would want there! lets go!
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Unfriendly reminder that transphobia is NOT going to scare me off of this platform.
You can call me literally any & every slur in the book and I'm still going to be here. And frankly, I find it kind of ironic that most of y'all are the exact demographic of people I talk about in my posts.
#text post#lgbtq#lgbt#trans#transgender#tumblr staff#(common tumblr l)#just because staff lets you get away with it doesn't mean I will#y'all don't scare me in any way#and potential employers can see this stuff#nobody wants to get caught hiring transphobic people#stop being punks & stop going on 'anonymous' sites#if the shoe fits lace it up man
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i've been considering resuming job hunting again but i think I'm still, like, traumatized from what i went through in 2021 lmao
#i keep getting in this cycle of 'well my current job lets me do pretty much whatever i want bc they trust me to get shit done'#(which honestly is really nice bc i am neither a team player nor a leader and i like being left alone lmao)#and 'my current job is otherwise unfulfilling in every way possible also it's for an awful company I'm ethically opposed to and i want out'#and my salary is garbage#esp as someone with 12 years of experience#and they dont even do cost of living adjustments#in theory they will give you a raise if you go above and beyond but i did that for a year and just got a thank you#which i dont need your fucking gratitude i need more money#but god i just cant do interviews anymore#i used to be such a good BSer in interviews#and now i just... cant lmao#so many places are all into the 'be your authentic self' shit these days#my authentic self is not employable lmao#and then i think about pursuing my creative passions for income and I'm like nooo i dont wanna do that either#bc that will make me hate what i love#i am so protective of my hobbies just being hobbies#idk whatever!!!!#t: wench.txt
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i have lies of p and ff 16 installed and ready to go so i can do something mildly enjoyable my last few days before the school/work death spiral starts up again and instead i'm just sitting here refreshing Webbed Sites and watching nothing interesting appear like
#quite predictably i did in fact get sick at the 3 day long work training held during a massive covid/flu surge#i was masked except for meal/photo times and am up to date on vaccinations tho so thankfully it's just a mild cold#but i'm just sort of tired and unable to focus on anything#honestly tho they could have easily done all those presentations over Teams and been done a lot earlier :/#the weather was really bad the first couple of days too and i know a lot of commuters would have really appreciated doing it virtually#but i guess that wouldn't have let us do all our ~fun~ icebreaker and ~team building activities~!#idk Employer Mandated Socializing and Fun Times just inherently irritate me on a cellular level#tell me how you want a job done and then let me go do it#having us write a group poem about our department for arbitrary points accomplishes literally nothing but wasting all our time#kathryn vs higher education#assorted work nonsense
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#boomers#baby boomers#gen x#generation x#retire#retirement#social security#retirement age#retirement funds#reality#real shit#true shit#life#No bullshit#no bs#no but seriously#nah but fr#nah but seriously#no lies detected#no lie#no lies here#on some real shit#workforce#employment#employees#employers#retire already#let it go#miserable#facts
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