#but its ok . i have brendon small .

[hollisofficial]

got my merch in the mail today and this is literally how it feels

[not-handsome-enough]

DICK KNUBBLER MAYE STILL BE ALIVE

Kinda

Alright before I do anything take this with a grain of salt, cause it’s probably a continuity error / can be easily explained away BUT if you all would like to hold onto some hope please just hear me out. And also it offers a question for yall.

Alright! So!

On twitter someone had asked Brendon and Gene about Murmaider III and its placement on Dethalbum IV ( which btw shoutout to Gene’s wife that was brilliant ) and Brendon had mentioned that what sets 3 apart from the other two was that it was more dreamlike, and that it was made AFTER Army of the Doomstar. Now since Brendon and Gene weren’t the ones to make the order on the Album we can’t set a timeline for the songs ( though they are set in Brutal to Dreamlike order once again shoutout to Genes wife you goddess ) we can at least say that some songs were made post Army. In fact we could also make some assumptions about what songs were made DURING army. So I’ll separate that list here.

NOTE : YALL DONT NEED TO READ THIS PART THIS IS JUST ME RUNNING WITH “ some songs were made post AOTD which ones could they be teehee “ JUST KNOW MURMAIDER AND SOS WERE AFTER KUBBLER DIED OK SORRy I’m not deleting that whole thing I like it

Songs with “ * “ are canon, the rest are personal interpretation.

DURING ARMY OF THE DOOMSTAR:

* Aortic Desecration ( the first song of salvation but obviously not )

* SOS ( song of salvation )

Gardener of Vengeance ( Nathan directly references this during the scene where he confides in the band and Knubbler that he doesn’t write songs about hope and he’s just doing what he knows. I believe he wrote and recorded this but felt it wasn’t good enough to be the song of salvation and moved on. HOWEVER the language he used could place this as post AOTD because it sounds more like a thrown out there example kinda like how he figured out SOS in the cave )

Poisoned By Food ( Again I think this is a scrapped song of salvation since besides the actual poisoning of food a lot of the imagery feels like the what the metalocalypse was described like )

BLOODBATH ( guess what another scrapped song of salvation. This one feels like a ‘you don’t scare me I’m going to confidently stop you because if I go down you go down with me’ song. Also it could be Nathan trying to reach out to Magnus since he was one of the people on his list. Also quick note I’m going song by song so I don’t know if I’ll notice if any other songs would reflect the list I just got out of work so I’m not gonna catch it all rn )

Horse of Fire ( this is tricky because lyrics like star still blazing allude to this being written before aortic desecration but also Nathan didn’t have the talk with the whale until the deadline came up in which he had to go with aortic desecration <he wouldn’t have had time to write about the fist or the hand.> But the lyrics don’t have the <we should reach out to the fans> revelation that SOS has. Maybe this was a draft for SOS but I think once Nathan figured out what SOS was meant to be it just came to him naturally. I’m not sure. HOWEVER since the doomstar is referred to as a star that is still blazing and not a portal that’s been destroyed it’s safe to say this is not post AOTD. Either way this is an important song to keep in mind if you look at this speculating )

POST ARMY OF THE DOOMSTAR:

* Murmaider III ( stated by Brendon Small in the interview. He said he feels that the boys would have written this after AOTD and based off of interviews he’s had in the past about his songwriting process it’s hard to not take this as canon so. )

DEADFACE ( I think this is post because while the song plays during the movie only Skwisgaar knew about the possession so the lyrics wouldn’t quite make sense yet. It’s a tricky placement but I can see Skwisgaar playing around with it since he does play the notes during the movie )

Mutilation on a Saturday Night ( this feels so much like a we survived so now we’re gonna party song I can’t see Nathan Skwisgaar or Pickles make an argument for this being a Song of Salvation. Also all the fucked up shit they talk about references what happened during the metalocalypse but it’s spoken in past tense like a ‘hey we fucked shit up but we fixed it so now we’re just gonna keep fucking around haha’)

I am The Beast ( simply cause I don’t see this as something Nathan would write during AOTD but the ‘ I am a beast this is my domain and when I speak you scream my name ‘ could work as a salvation line but it feels too much like a Mutilation Saturday Night ‘I can write whatever I want cause I lived and I’m not gonna hold back’ vibe )

Satellite Bleeding ( this feels like the first song they would have written and recorded after the doomstar died. Kinda like watching the sky clear up after a storm. )

Now despite me rambling on about this I would like to draw attention to what’s canon. Specifically SOS and Murmaider III. These songs came out after Knubbler died. Yet Dethalbum IV credits Knubbler for production.

Drawing your attention to how crediting in the Dethalbum works, each album has a little section for Dethklok to get musical credits and thank whoever and whatever. There’s also production credit and location credit. On ALL of the Dethalbums Knubbler is credited as producer. Cause he’s the producer makes sense yeayeyaeyah. But whenever there’s a change in location or production, there’s additional credits.

ANOTHER NOTE: I DONT HAVE THE KLOK OPERA CD I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE CREDITING SYSTEM LOOKS LIKE ON THERE but if someone happens to be selling that cd outside of eBay please let me know

Let’s look at them.

Dethalbum I ^

Shit ton of credits right, and on the other page which I didn’t take a picture of and can’t because I’m not home at the moment there’s credit to Snakes N Barrels for “Kill You” with each member listed. Take note that songs that are considered exceptions are credited differently and locations not at Mordhaus are credited.

I lied I have the other page. For those without the dethalbum cds the actual credits are usually on another page and “Kill You” got mixed in with it

Anyways

Dethalbum II

Hey Knubbies gets to thank someone this time! Anyways once again Knubbler is credited for production, but also Dethklok. Keep this in mind. Also the fact that different location credited for Murmaider II but it’s recorded at Mordhaus

Dethalbum III

Knubbler credit AND Abigail credit along with Dethklok AND once again location credit is Mordhaus and another fuckass place. Only thing that’s not really credited is Magnus with The Hammer but idk if he was like Toki and William where they play the songs but don’t really write or if he actually wrote The Hammer. I’m not a HammerHead, I’ve seen people interpret him as both, but at the end of the day idrk.

So what about Dethalbum IV

Knubbler is credited. At Deus Keep. Only Knubbler. Only at Deus Keep. “But he’s not credited as a Producer” True! If the album was released in universe it would probably be a producer credit. Especially since Brendon and Ulrich have Producer credit on the page prior. Maybe it’s because Knubbler didn’t make it to the final production stage. Or maybe he’s staying hidden undercover..

Remember earlier. He canonically was not around for two of these songs on this album. He could not have recorded OR mixed SOS or Murmaider III. Even if you don’t fully think that Murmaider III was made Post AOTD, SOS was done post Knubbler death. Hell, the song was dedicated to him by William! But there’s no separate credit for SOS.

If we went on the same basis as previous albums SOS would have been credited to that part of Norway where they traveled to that I forgot the name of and I’m not gonna look up but you get the point. Or even Dethklok would have been credited as production. I could also say something about how Murmaider III wasn’t recorded in the Mariana Trench and how the whale isn’t calling to Nathan anymore but that’s for another day. Right now though, it’s just Knubbler. Just Knubbler and Deus Keep.

Which leads to 3 possibilities.

Knubbler Lives: Knubbler survived ( the flashing things on the ground were teleporters ) and Deus Keep is rebuilt. To celebrate their survival they make Dethalbum IV but don’t release it

Knubbler Died: The band recorded the last few songs on the album at the remains of Deus Keep. Knubblers presets aren’t changed so credit remains to him. Once again not releasing it.

It’s not an album: Dethalbum IV doesn’t exist in universe. That’s why there’s no producer credit. That’s why Nathan doesn’t thank the klokateers ( he thanks the army of the doomstar which is just him thanking fans ). Dethklok recording it post AOTD is more to do with how Brendon records dethalbums than in universe writing.

I like to think that this is just an unreleased album in universe since the record label is more than likely destroyed, but it has the possibility of releasing one day if society is rebuilt to what it once was. But it really depends on if you think the album is canon to the universe. Cause there’s no Mordhaus credit on Dethalbum IV and there’s no way for SOS to have been recorded at Deus Keep and blablabla

something fun to think about tho yk?

TLDR: two songs on dethalbum IV were made after Knubbler death yet the credit doesn’t change for him in the dethalbum so there’s a chance that he recorded and mixed those songs cause he is alive and well horray

[pashterlengkap]

This beloved ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ character is now officially queer

A comic book spin-off of Buffy the Vampire Slayer may have confirmed that a major character from the influential TV series is queer. In the 11th issue of The Vampire Slayer, Sarah Gailey and Hannah Templer’s comic series based on characters from the Joss Whedon show, vampire hunter Faith Lehane describes Willow, a magic-using bisexual character, as “wicked hot.” Related Stories The bisexual kissing scene in “Cruel Intentions” made singer Demi Lovato realize her queerness “I was just like ‘Oh wait a minute — I really like that, I wanna try it,’” Lovato said of the steamy kissing scene. In the latest issue, Faith confronts an out-of-control Willow, but Faith has trouble focusing due to her own attraction to the new “dark, scary version” of Willow. Throughout the TV and comic book series, Willow has had trouble controlling her addiction to magic, occasionally becoming an evil version of herself whenever beset by emotional hardship. Despite Faith’s seemingly small comment in the recent comic, it seems to confirm what fans of the series have long suspected of Faith, who was played on TV by Eliza Dushku. Her character was first introduced during Buffy’s third season, and throughout the show’s run, she only had sexual and romantic relationships with cis men. However, as PinkNews notes, Faith’s fluid sexuality was hinted at on the show, which initially aired on The WB and later UPN from 1997 to 2003. While Faith never explicitly expressed interest in women on the show, ScreenRant notes that fans picked up on sexual tension between the character and Sarah Michelle Geller’s Buffy. That undercurrent gave rise to fan theories from viewers eager to see broader queer representation on TV. The original Buffy TV series was, of course, groundbreaking for including an out queer character, Willow played by Alyson Hannigan. But the TV show seems to have shied away from more complicated and diverse depictions of sexuality. Series creator Whedon admitted in 2020 that he’d intended Willow to be bisexual, but was discouraged by network execs. “It was like, ‘OK, you can’t make Willow bi, you can’t say this is a phase because that’s what people do to deny [LGBTQ+ people] their existence,’” Whedon told MetroUK. “So if I did it now, I’d be like, ‘Yes, she can be bi.’” Despite the executives’ disapproval, early into the TV series, Willow dated a werewolf named Daniel “Oz” Osbourne. Oz, played by comedian Seth Green, appeared in the series until its 4th season. After dating Oz, Willow dated Tara, a fellow witch who introduces Willow to magic. When Willow and Tara suddenly part in the show’s 6th season, Willow turns to “Dark Willow” and threatens to destroy the world over her intense emotional pain. The Vampire Slayer, which launched its first issue in April 2022, has already re-envisioned the character Xander (played on the TV show by Nicholas Brendon) as queer. http://dlvr.it/Sk6MdV

[stardancerluv]

Brother’s Keeper

Part One

Summary: BBQ before Brendan & Reader’s brother go and rob a bank with a huge payout!

Note: This will be a rewrite of my original story with Brendan...only much better🤣😂 and more development and new scenes! Last time I limited myself with the idea of it being a mini fanfic run! Also reader is still young and Brendan/her brother are still years older.

You twirled in front of your mirror. “Y/N, can you come down here to help me carry the food out?”

“Be right down mom!” You called down.

You were all a flutter. Tomorrow your brother and his best friend would be off, for how long you did not know. They were about to pull off the heist to end all heists. They were so cool. You knew you shouldn’t think that. But you were proud of your brother and his friend, they had never been caught. They were unstoppable.

Besides, being super cool in your eye your brother’s friend was the object of your crush. It was a serious crush, its been going on at least year now. He was so different then anyone you had ever met. He was funny, really cute and just edgy.

Despite being a nervous wreck over what her son, was about go and do your mom insisted they have a bbq as a family.

You had been laboring over what to wear. You wanted to look cute but also pretty. So five outfits later, you finally settled something.

Running your fingers through your hair one final time and with a spritz of perfume, you headed downstairs.

Hopping downstairs, you peaked out the window. Brendan and your brother were not back yet.

Leaning, against counter there was so much. You don’t even know when your mom could have gotten it all. “What do you want to do?” You asked your mom once she came up from the basement carrying some beers for boys.

“There is a plate of meat in the fridge, can you bring it out and light the bbq?”

“Sure!”

You had to resist the urge to hop outside. Placing the meat down, you couldn’t find. the matches anywhere. So you knelt down looking for them.

“I certainly hope they are not there.”

You jumped as Brendan’s deep voice cut through the silence of the back yard. A chuckle soon came from him.

You shook your head smiling. “Hi Brendan.” Looking him over, from his soft t-shirt, jeans and boots, your heart did a cartwheel. He looked amazing. “Mom, wanted me to light this so you can work your magic but I can’t find the matches.”

Brendan, reached in to his back-pocket. “I have some. Lift the grill for me kid.”

You put a hand on your hip and raised an eyebrow. “Kid?”

He chuckled and smirked. “Ok um girl?”

It was almost hard for you to breath, but you managed to smile. “Yes! I liked that better.”

He brushed against you as he lit the coals. “Perfect.” He looked over and smiled. He snuffed out the match and put it down on the small table. He pushed his sunglasses on top of his head. “Do you want to eat first?”

You shrugged. “Make Michael’s first. If you don’t we’ll never hear the end of it.”

He grimaced. “Good point. Hey can you do me a favor ?”

You rocked on your heals. “Anything, BLT?”

When you were younger you had not been able to always remember his name since him and your brother were always doing heists of all kinds so for short, you would call him BLT.

He chuckled, shaking his head. “Can you grab me a beer?”

“Certainly.”

With a swish, you made your way back to the kitchen. Your mom was immersing them into a tub of ice when you grabbed one.

“Y/N?”

You rolled eyes. “Mom, I know only on Christmas and New Years.” You held up the bottle. “This is for Brendan.”

She nodded. “Grab him a glass.”

“Mom, you know he only has it in the glass when we eat in the dining room.”

You tilted her head from side to side. “Good point. Alright go take it to him.”

As you walked up behind Brendan, what would you give to come up and wrap an arm around his waist. You couldn’t, you tapped him on the shoulder.

He turned smiling.

“Here you go!” You said brightly and held up the bottle. He took it twisted the cap off and took a swig.

You made a face.

He held the beer at his side. “What?”

“They always smell, I don’t know how you drink them.”

His lips twitched upward. “Have you ever had one?”

You shook your head. “Nope.”

He took a step towards you. “Don’t judge till you have a sip and then tell me?”

You looked around. “I couldn’t.”

He held up the bottle. “It will be between us. Michael and your mom doesn’t need to know.”

You looked around again with butterflies flapping around in your stomach. “Ok.”

Your fingers brushed his when you grabbed it. A flutter went through you, knowing your lips were about to touch where his just had been. You took your sip. It was bubbly and tickled your nose.

You swallowed and handed him back the bottle, his fingers now brushed yours as he took the bottle back.

“So what do you think?”

You watched as he took a sip.

“Well?” You had been so taken with watching him, you forgot to answer.

“Oh right?” You giggled. “Its not terrible.”

He threw his head back and chuckled. “Great, thanks girl.”

You shifted where you stood. “I’m sure I’d like more if I had more but its decent.”

He nodded. “Alright. I can understand that.”

*******

The rest of the night had been carefree and fun. The food had been great, no real surprise there. It also had been lots of fun to play horseshoes with Michael and Brendon.

As you laid in bed trying to sleep you couldn‘t. You still had butterflies when he snuck you a sip of his beer tonight or how he had stood close to show you how to properly throw horseshoe. With a smile on your face, you finally did fall asleep. You had made sure to set your alarm so you could say goodbye to them before they left.

******

A nightmare that twisted at your heart and stomach made you wake up hours later. What exactly happened in it, you did not know but it made you worried for Brendan and your brother.

******

“Michael, Brendan wait!!” You called after them. You had overslept. The nightmare had kept you up. But then when you fell asleep, you had slept right through it

They turned and watched as you came running out the front door. You managed to throw something decent on, while running over to them you still felt ill with worry over the nightmare.

“Baby sister we thought we’d just let you sleep since you didn’t wake up for breakfast.” Michael said after you practically knocked him over after crashing into him for a hug.

“Oh! You shouldn’t have. I wanted to say goodbye. I over slept.”

“Well, its ok! You see us now.” He smiled at you and then Brendan.

He was always such a good brother. He knew all your secrets, well as many as fifteen year old could have. You had even the one about Brendan. One night after feeling like you would burst if you didn’t talk about it, you had told all about how much you had liked Brendan.

He had a good laugh about it, especially when he surprised you with the news over how much of a ladies man Brendan already was. Apparently, a lot of girls liked him. So that kind of broke your heart but the next day when wrapped red bandana around your throat, you forgave him being a ladies man and fell even harder for him. And you thought, he was even cooler.

This morning you had really hoped to enjoy breakfast with them. But it was too late for that. They had to go. They were about to embark on the heist to end all heists. They had to go and get ready.

Afterward, they’d have to lay low for awhile. You would miss the two of them so much.. It was always hard when you wouldn’t see your brother as he’d laid low but every time he came home, you always made sure to give him a warm welcome home. Usually, you would be helping mom plan the welcome home party.

Brendan and Michael had done this quite a few times. Each time they never got nicked. They had done this quite a few times before. You believed in them, you knew were the best. You were proud of them.

Closing your eyes, you hugged your brother tight. “Baby sister, we have to get going.” He chuckled, then gave you a squeeze.

Pulling back you nodded and tucked some hair behind your ear. You looked over at Brendan and tried not to blush, giving him a winning smile.

He winked at you. It made your heart burst. “Don’t I get a hug goodbye too?”

“Of course!” You giggled and hugged him too. It was like hugging a mountain. He was so much bigger then you, and was so well toned from working out. It made you want to melt but you could not. He couldn’t know how much you had a crush on him.

Finally, the two of you pulled back. He smiled and put a rough arm around Michael’s shoulders “Don’t you worry girl, I’ll keep an eye on him.”

Your eyes prickled with tears but you swallowed them down. “Ok! Be amazing you two.” You pretended to shoo them away “And I’ll see you soon!”

“Exactly!” Michael affirmed.

Brendan nodded, as he popped open the trunk. You watched as they threw their duffle bags in.

Brendan then slid behind the wheel, he put on his shades, and gunned the engine. He looked over at you and pointed. “Be good.” He called over the roar of the car.

You nodded and waved. Your brother chuckled beside him in the car. As Brendan revved the engine a final time, Michael hung out his window, his own shades on., “Bye baby sister!” Then in a cloud of dust and dirt they tore out of there.

@sithonis @brookisbi @johallzy @mrskenobi19

[melyaliz]

The Yellow Umbrella pt.5

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Fandom: Marvel 

Summary: Eating cookies and whip cream -NOT- off each other 

Pairing: Demon Lord! Loki x Reader

Notes: I’ve been struggling with this story. Like I have the outline and everything but… I feel just a little lost with where I am going. So I may take a small break. Idk.  I think it’s more I want it to be funnier but I don’t think it is. Then again I’m reading it over several times. 

Or it’s just me 

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Loki sat up looking around the bedroom, curled up in a soft blanket and cuddled up with a stuffed pig. His new friend. His pig was getting more action with him than his secretaries at the moment. He had been here more in the past few days than his own bedroom really. 

Maybe he was acquiring a taste for cotton over silk. 

Getting up he noticed the fluffy pink robe laying on the floor. Picking it up he gracefully wrapped it over his body. Sadly there were no slippers. It did, much to his delight, have a hood with bunny ears.

“Well don’t you look adorable” the lady of cotton said looking up as Loki walked into the living room. She was scrolling on her phone as the tv played. A plate of cookies and can of whipped cream on the table in front of her. Loki just nodded, pulling the hood over making the bunny ears flop in front of his face. 

“I felt like I needed some sugar this morning,” she said, noticing him looking at her place of sugar. “If you want some you will have to risk Mr Mewoly”

“For those cookies, I will take the risk.” Loki’s pink ears bounced as he made his way to the kitchen. A pot of coffee sat on the counter as well. Opening the cabinet where he remembered seeing Yue pull out a mug he was greeted by a line of cream cups all etched with dark lettering  “Coffee, Hot chocolate, Tea” as well as some bowls that said soup pasta, and cereal. 

Pulling out an appropriate Coffee mug and helping himself to come coffee before risking his life grabbing a few cookies from the demonic cat’s body. Was it just him or did it’s eyes look even eviler than he remembered? Maybe he should get one of those, to guard his office when he isn't around. 

“I like your informinate dishware” Loki said, flopping onto the couch next to Yue who smiled at him. 

“It’s so I don’t forget.” she said as Loki grabbed her feet draping them over his lap before,“By the way, these cookies are amazing. Totally worth the risk.”

Loki nodded as he added a healthy amount of whip cream to his cookie before taking a bite, “Jeff, my assistant, got them for me.” 

“Oh fancy you have an assistant.”

“That I do.” Loki said, taking another bite of his cookie. His free hand gently stroked her ankle as he studied the TV. The two twins were battling some crazy puppets or something. He wasn’t totally paying attention, still waking up.  

“So your assistant’s name is Jeff huh. Do you also have a name?” Yue asked. Loki paused licking sweet cream from his lips as she flashed him a cheeky grin, “See what I did there, smooth.” 

He couldn’t help but chuckle, She was as cute as her choice of robes and dishware, “Very” taking the last bite of his cookie he savored the taste for a moment before speaking again,  “Loki… and you?”

“Loki?” she let out a light laugh “what are you some norweedic god or something? Did you parents hate you? Like Thor I could see but… Loki? Wasn’t he like… the bad guy”

“Not bad necessarily… more like... smarter than everyone else.” 

“Still, Loki? Why not just say Hades, at least that bitch was loyal.”   

“Laugh it up, what’s your name?” 

“Yue”

He tried, but really he didn’t have much to say to that, “it fits you.” he said nodding. It did. It fit her like everything else in this apartment. It was just so… her. 

“So…” she said settling back into her couch of comfort, “Please don’t take this the wrong way but, I like this…. thing we have going.”

“Speaking of loyalty.” Loki said, raising an eyebrow, “I don’t really do relationships… I mean this has been fun, don’t get me wrong but, I’m not about to feed you some pomegranate seeds or whatever.”

“No, that’s what I mean. I like THIS” she motioned between the two of them, “No strings attached. Feeling like we don’t own anything to the other person.” 

“Well in that case I’m all for this thing we have.” 

“So you’ll keep stopping by?”

“I’m only a text away.” 

Nodding Yue pulled out her phone handing it to him, “I’m here for texting. I like to do things with my friends.” 

“Never want to get in the middle of that.” Loki said taking the phone entering his number, “I can always meet after if you're down.” 

“Deal” 

Her hand was still out so Loki took it and shook. Making it officially official. His slender fingers wrapping around her own. 

It felt like the beginning of something. But the fact was it kind of was.

The beginning of nothing. 

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“So you guys basically shook on being hook up buddies?” Sammie asked as she took a cookie from the plate that was on the table. 

“I think it’s cute” Riley said, “did you get him some snacks or are we special?”

“Well he actually got us those cookies,” Yue nodded down the now demolished plate of cookies. She had brought over to Sammie’s apartment for movie time, she would say night but it was more early evening. They were watching clueless with a bowl of carrots. And cookies because Yue refused to spend the whole night eating only healthy food even if it was for the memes. 

“He’s hot AND he gets your amazing sweets!?!” Riley moaned, “Are we sure this guy isn’t fake?” 

“Like what?” Sammie shickred, “Is he a cardboard cutout?” 

“Yes, he’s just got a cutout of Brendon Urie and I have been carrying him around pretending it’s my side piece.”

“I like how this cardboard cutout isn’t even your boyfriend. He’s a side piece which means you can sleep with other cardboard cutouts.” Sammie picked at the hole in her sock that had been slowly growing since the movie started. 

“I have Paul Rudd bringing me cake for lunch and Frank Sinatra delivering pizza for dinner.” 

“Living the dream” Riley chuckled, “Oh I have an idea! After this movie  let’s find you something to help him eat your cookie” holding up the image of a local sex shop on her google maps. “They close late like a good sex shop too.” 

“Really Riley?” Sammie said looking up at the shop skeptically. “We have like 6 other movies planned.” 

“We could always watch them after. Go on a quick adventure.” 

“Adventure!” Yue giggled, “Come on Sammie maybe we can find you something tasteful for your presentation on Monday.” 

“Yes I’m sure the Magic Cherry will have JUST what I need to help me pitch my website design on Monday.”  

“Something Leather maybe? I’m sure the party planning company will be super into it.” 

“Yue’s right, after all they ARE all about partying.” 

Sammie fought back a smile as she tossed Yue a hoodie. “Let’s just get there before they close. I don’t want to be those jerks who are there when the workers want to leave.” 

Yue nodded following her friends out bouncing up and down on the balls of her feet. Feeling giddy with excitement. “This is the craziest thing I have ever done.” 

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“It was the craziest thing I have ever done” 

“That’s where you have been? Doing the craziest thing ever?” Jeff asked as he came up behind Loki holding his black umbrella. Loki surveyed the dark road as they both slowly walked under the large red bridge. 

“Yep we watched this show called Gravity Falls.” 

“What?” 

“It’s a popular children’s cartoon.” 

“A children’s show?” 

“We ate cookies with whip cream.” 

“Off each other?” 

“Out of bowls,” Loki pulled out a pair of white rubber gloves from his pocket, putting them on. 

“Oh, did you… was she young?” 

“For human standards no, you know I don’t mess with anyone who is not within reason.” 

“Cookies for breakfast is the craziest thing you have ever done? Really?” Jeff sighed, closing the umbrella shaking it. Most of the rain had slowed at this point and from where they were standing it wasn’t really doing much good anyway. 

Loki chuckled slowly crouching down. Holding out his hand he waited for Jeff to hand him his cane. Which he did. “I wore a fluffy pink robe with bunny ears.”

“I guess it’s important to have new experiences.” his assistant sniffed looking around tugging his coat closer to himself. 

Loki nodded using the sharp end of his cane to poke at something. 

A dead body. Half its face already decaying in the muddy ground, eyes missing. Around it several others. All their eyes missing bits of their body decaying.

“You sent these vampires out only two days ago.” Jeff, “You think it’s the faceless?” 

“No” Loki sighed standing up, “This is something else. Something worse.” 

“What should I tell the others?” 

“Stay in packs and if anyone knows anything to come to me right away.” Loki turned surveying the site that lay before them. He had sent for the vampires from Seattle to go down to LA to check on Brandon after the LA demon hadn’t shown up for their meeting. While not unusual it hadn’t sat right with Loki. 

Now with almost ten vampires laying here dead and the rest missing he was starting to worry. If someone had overthrown Brandon they would normally approach Loki. New terf lords would want to make a truce with the most powerful Demon Lord on this continent. 

No news, in this case, meant nothing good. 

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“They have butt plugs that have tails,” Riley said holding a pretty pink and glitter one, “And a unicorn horn, I could fulfill all my little kid dreams and become a unicorn.” 

“Please don't refer to yourself as a little girl in here” Sammie frowned, “It’s weird.”

“Ok, sorry sorry.” Riley said looking over the other items on the wall. “I have been wanting to try these,” she said, pulling a pair of nipple clamps. Sammie, already feeling VERY out of place just looked down at her phone nodding.

“Get whatever you want, I just don’t want to picture you and Sam… doing stuff.” 

“Ok fine,” Riley said, grabbing ones she thought she would like before walking over to Yue who was looking over a rack of panties.

“Find anything fun?” 

“Yeah a few things, What do you think?” she asked, holding up a lacy lingerie. A pretty green color.  

“Love the color” Riley nodded before grabbing a pair of fluffy black cuffs, “Get these too,” 

“Ok but I want the pink ones,” Yue giggled thinking about the morning where Loki had dressed up in her bunny robe. He looked good in it. Under all that eyeliner and studds he was just a big dork. She found it hilarious and would do everything to keep messing with that side for her own amusement. 

“So are you guys meeting up tonight?” Sammie asked, coming up nodding toward the set Yue was holding approving. 

“No he hasn’t texted me.” 

“So what about late dinner? Gary was saying we should go out to this speakeasy place.”

“Oh let me text Sam,” Riley said, “He’s been wanting to go there. Yue you can just find your Paul Rudd while we are out.”

“Or just enjoy the company I’m with.” Yue snickered, “I don’t have to spend every night hooking up.” 

“What’s the fun in that?” The cashier chuckled as she took Yue’s things. 

“A girl needs at least one night to herself.” 

“Well you got the wrong stuff for a night by yourself.” the cashier said as she wrapped everything up, “But I do have some dildos on sale if you want some you time.” 

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Sam had responded almost immediately that he would pick the girls up. Something about a long week and just wanting to be with his lady. So rushing back to their apartment the girls quickly changed out of their jeans and hoodies into more slutty hipster attire. (A girl’s gotta dress the occasion after all) 

Once she was more speakeasy and less “I am cuddling with my two best friends watching movies” Yue grabbed her bag and walked outside her apartment. After locking her door she turned almost running into a tall dark haired man. Dressed in a red leather jacket he was smoking a cigarette. Yue’s eyes instantly went up to the man’s bold white streak that ran across the front of his black hair. Blue eyes looking down at her amused. 

“Oh, excuse me.” 

The large man shrugged holding out his cigarette pack “Want one?” 

Yue shook her head, thrusting her keys back into her purse, “I’m good thanks.” 

He nodded putting the pack away, “You’re all dressed up, going somewhere fun?” 

“Yeah just dinner with friends.” 

“Nice, I’m visiting a friend, know any good places to go?” 

“Uh well we are going to Idain Basian but if you want something more happening, maybe like Valencia street?” 

“Oh sounds good, I’m not big on waterfronts.” 

“Well I hate to break it to you but San Francisco is basically an island.” 

This earned her another chuckle. “True, well have a good night and be careful there’s a full moon out tonight, never know what crazy you'll run into.” 

Yue nodded walking toward the gate of the complex where her friends were waiting, turning back she got one last look at the man, for a moment she could have sworn it looked like his eyes glowed. 

Maybe she was watching too many cartoons. 

Or maybe he was just a bunch of gnomes in a trench coat. 

No, she was definitely watching too many cartoons. 

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Untitled vore story

vore story I was working on for a while, around 1.4k words

multiple preys, safe vore, soft vore, mentions of digestion and death (none happens)

It was around 3 am on a Tuesday night Mia was walking home from work. she heard a branch snap which at first made her jump. She turned around and expected to see someone but saw nothing just darkness and trees. She just thought it was her mind playing tricks on her but couldn't stop worrying. While she was distracted thinking about the branch she forgot to look where she was going and bumped into someone. Mia got all flustered and felt bad for not paying attention 

“Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! I wasn't looking where I was going and i-i'm so sorry I bumped into you and, and... ” she said but he just chuckled lightly. 

“it's ok, don't worry about it. I wasn't really paying attention either” Mia looked up to see someone a few heads taller than her smiling down and holding her arms reassuringly. 

“You look tired,” the man said observantly, “actually I have a question if you don't mind me asking… Why are you out in the woods so late at night? It's not safe out here” 

“I was just coming home from a late night at work and took the shortcut through the woods.” she said slightly hesitant “Why are you out in the woods so late? ‘It's not safe out here’” 

He didn't really feel the need to answer Mia's question fully. “Ha. Funny” Lincon said as he leaned in closer as if to intimidate her. it worked. After all, he did have at least 5 inches of height on her.

Mia had many red flags about him from his response. Questions running through her mind ‘who is this guy? Why is he out in the dark?’ 

The man then spoke up once more breaking her train of thought. “What's your name? I'm Lincon”

Mia began to feel a bit uncomfortable standing in front of him. She almost wanted to scream and yell for help but she knew that would be overreacting at this point so she just began to quickly walk away. Lincon noticed and wanted to clear things up.

“No wait I'm sorry I just want to talk with you. I didn't mean to freak you out.” Lincon said walking back towards her, at this point mia was even more nervous. As Mia was walking away Lincon reached out forgetting about his magic problem that's been going on for a little over a month. Lincon tried to stop Mia from running but when he caught up to her and gently grabbed her wrist. She spun around fear and worry in her eyes. 

“Please don't run. I promise I won't hurt you,” Lincon said. trying his best to keep her calm. mia had even more red flags because she now had a strange thing touching her. She was visibly afraid and uncomfortable. 

Lincon wasn't paying attention and didn't realize he was using his magic until he saw that mia was shrinking. After a few seconds, Mia began to feel dizzy and light-headed.

soon she was about 2 and a half inches tall and trying to hide behind a rock. that was a little bit taller than she was. unfortunately for her Lincon could quite easily spot her. as soon as he picked her up she started to shake as she now realized how vulnerable she was. 

“hey hey please don't be scared I'm not trying to hurt you, I just want to get to know you” 

“please l-let me g-go”

“I would but you'd probably get eaten by a bird by morning” Lincon was trying his best to sound soothing but with a deep voice like his it was hard to sound gentle. it also didn't help that he was probably getting sick. 

mia started to whimper as she was lifted higher towards his face. He was so much bigger than her even if she was at her full height. 

“oh gosh please don't start crying, I swear I didn-” Lincon stopped, looked up and head movements coming from a little to his left. most animals were sleeping by now so it was most likely not an animal the same with humans, that worried him.  

Lincon began eyeing her, almost… measuring her small frame. She felt a bit self-conscious as she now had a man holding her and eyeing at her like she was a piece of candy. 

there was another snap before Lincon pulled mia up closer towards his face and opened his mouth. he stopped for a second and whispered

“don't be scared” 

Mia was roughly tossed into Lincoln's mouth. As soon as he threw Mia inside his mouth his eyes widened at her delectable sweet taste. He couldn't help but silently sigh in pleasure at her taste. He didn't want to have to swallow her but he had to. her squirms and protests didn't make it any better. it just put even more of her taste onto his tongue. but he had to keep it moving along. As he heard another step he quickly tilted his head back and swallowed. Being half shapeshifter half wizard had its perks. 

“Lincon? Someone told me you might be lurking around the forest. You here dude?”

‘Oh it was just Brendon. Wait, shit the girl. Play it cool. Nothing happened. Or should I tell him? No that's crazy, he’ll think you're insane. But, he knows I'm a wizard so he knows it's possible, maybe. We’ll see.’  

“Yeah i'm here. What's up Brendon” 

“Oh there you are. Were you just talking to someone? I thought I heard you say something.” Brendon asked

“No.” Lincon said bluntly eyes wide with slight worry visible in his eyes. This made Brendon a little worried. What was Lincon not telling him?

“You sure. Cause that look in your eyes says otherwise.”

“Yep. I'm sur-oof-” it was pretty obvious that Lincon was lying. Not just from the look in his eyes but the fact that he just doubled over in pain or discomfort

“Lincon come on, you know you can trust me.”

This made Lincon crack under pressure. “Mmmm, fine. I may or may not have accidentally shrunkayounggirlthenateher.”

Brendon stood silent for a moment. “I-I'm sorry, could you run that by me one more time.”

“You heard me.” at this point Lincon was embarrassed and afraid that Brendon would just walk away and never speak with him again. 

“Right. Ummm, first question, is she ok.”

“what, oh yeah I would never hurt-oof- AGAIN? REALLY.”

“Ok… not gonna lie, I'm not sure what to do in this situation.” 

Lincon seemed to be in a lot of pain, well he did eat a young girl who probably doesn't realize that she's not going to die. 

“Hnnggg. I mean you're probably not gonna like my idea. But I do-”

“Go for it.” Brendon interrupted, trying to sound brave but failing. Brendon just wanted to help his friend even though he had no idea what he was signing up for. 

“Alright, if you could calm her down that’d be great. It'd keep me out of a lot of pain right now.”

“Huh. not exactly what I was expecting but uh…” Brendon paused for a bit to think about his options. “You know what, fuck it lets go. So uhhhh, how am I doing this”

“Ok, just uh, I don't know man just when you get in, calm her, maybe befriend her. I don't know just do what eve-ahhh- she's pretty strong not gonna lie.”

“Just stop talking. How do we do this. H-how are you gonna… eat... me.” Lincon did give a full answer to Brendon's question all he did was hold out one of his hands. Brendon assumed lincon was holding it out for Brendon for comfort or something. What he didn't expect was to go through what Mia experienced, the dizziness was the worst part, then there was the realization that he’d been shrunken. The only difference was that Brendon agreed to do this. 

“Huh, well this is, cool, yet terrifying.” 

“Let's just get this over with Brendon” Lincon was on the ground holding his stomach probably to try and restrict the poor girl's movements. Not that it was working too well at all, she was still able to throw a good punch or two.

“Oh right. So how-” Brendon wasn't able to finish his sentence as he was roughly grabbed by Lincon who quickly but carefully shoved Brendon into his mouth. Oh gosh, why did he have to taste so good too? First, the girl had to taste like buttercream frosting now his best friend tasted like strawberries.

‘I can see why she would be terrified if this is how it went down.’ Brendon thought, he loved his friend a lot but if this is how things happened to go down, it would be pretty terrifying if Brendon thought he was gonna die. It wasn't long before Lincon swallowed Brendon. He was squirming the whole way down, gosh that felt good. Lincon didn't want to think about the fact that he was swallowing his friend. He tried to make it as quick as possible. The trip down for Brendon was pretty quick, even though it felt a lot longer. When Brendon came to the entry of Lincoln's stomach he ended up landing on mia. 

“Shit, sorry.” mia didn't say anything. She just continued to move around and kick. “Uhm, let me introduce myself, hey, i'm Brendon. If you wouldn't mind just, stop kicking my friend. please.” Brendon tried to get comfortable and move around to get off of mia, but it seemed like Lincon was still trying to keep mia from kicking and freaking out. 

“First, Why does it matter that I know your name, we’re gonna die soon anyway. And second I'm not gonna stop kicking this bitch, he fuckin ate us. He's obviously not your friend if he ate you.”

“Right you still think you’re going to die. we-I-should probably fix that” Brendon said thinking out loud. 

“What are you talking about?

“Stop kicking and I'll tell you” 

“Fine, now please explain what you meant about you should fix the fact that I think I'm gonna die” 

Once Mia had stopped kicking there was a bit of extra room in Lincoln's gut. Brendon assumed it was because he removed his arm, or at least loosened his grip. 

“Ok, well basically, you're not going to die. You are perfectly safe”

Mia gave him a weird look. Not that he could see since it was pitch black. She stayed silent for a minute trying to understand what she had just been told. “Ok, so what you're telling me is that, we are in a stomach, you know the organ that digests things. And you say we are not going to be digested.” she paused, “what part of that makes sense to you” 

“He’s part wizard. Not quite sure how he does it but I mean it's safe according to him. And I trust him, I mean I have known him since I was like 3, so that helps I guess” 

“I kinda assumed he was magical in some way,” Mia said quite sarcastically 

After some chatting, Mia calmed down and Brendon was wanting to get out. But he promised Lincon he would try and keep the girl calm. So he decided to stay for a little while. Their conversation was interrupted by an abrupt motion. It was only for a second but they weren't expecting it. The movement turned into a gentle swaying they assumed Lincon started to walk. They didn't know where but it didn't matter to them. They were once again interrupted but this time by Lincon's voice.

“Now that you've calmed down. Let me know when you guys want out.” Lincon said, he sounded exhausted, it was a fair reaction to being pummelled from the inside. 

Brendon looked at Mia forgetting it was dark. Then he had an idea, he had forgotten that he had his phone on him. He decided to use that as a flashlight so they would be able to see each other. It takes a moment for them both to adjust to the light. Once they both could see without squinting they began to chat again. This time about when they wanted to get out. They both agreed they wanted to get out as soon as possible, though they also didn't care as they both wanted to hang out with each other for a little while longer. 

After a little more walking Lincon found a clearing and decided that this was a good spot to let his occupants out.

“Can you two stay still for a bit? I'm gonna let you out now”

Lincon had to focus his mind from whatever was outside to what was inside. He mumbled a few words then as if out of thin air mia appeared in his outstretched hand. He gave her an apologetic look as if that would make up for the fact that she was eaten without permission. Her response was to just roll her eyes at him. Lincon did feel guilty for scaring her so badly, he wanted to make it up to her but he didn't know how. How were you supposed to apologize for that? Buy a cake that says ‘sorry for eating you’? That seemed stupid. Lincon didn't really know where to put her so he decided to not put her anywhere. He had two hands, and had two residents, he closed his eyes figuring out where Brendon was. He felt him move for a second then he stilled again. Perfect. Lincon mumbled the same words a second time and had his other hand out, in a split second there was a faint glowy light and Brendon appeared on Lincon's hand. He figured he should probably bring them back to normal size now. He put them down on the ground being mindful that he should have some space between them and himself. After they were on the ground he sat down in front of them and started to speak what they thought was gibberish. Then they started to feel tingly and dizzy again but this time instead of getting smaller they got bigger and eventually grew back to normal size. 

Eventually they were all sitting in a triangle shape with no one saying a word. Brendon was the first to speak up, 

“Well, that was certainly an experience” in all honesty he just wanted to break the silence. 

“I didn't hate it..” it was true, she didn't hate it. She actually kind of enjoyed it once she understood that she would be fine. And once she got to know Brendon a bit. 

“Really?” Lincon was very shocked to hear that. Even Brendon looked slightly shocked. 

“I mean, yeah, I guess it wasn't the worst thing I've ever experienced” she said “well, after I knew that I wouldn't die.” she gave a slight glare to Lincon There was silence, but the silence was broken by Brendon cursing. Mia looked over confused and concerned. Lincon checked his watch and realized it was already 5 am. Which meant it was time for the sun to come out of hiding. Brendon stood up and apologized and said that he had to go. 

“Sorry about him, I can walk you home if you want, the sun is rising so you should probably get home” Lincon said as he made eye contact with Mia.  

“Yes please. I don't really know where I am right now” 

Lincon got up and held out his hand for Mia to grab onto. He pointed in the direction of where he found her and they started walking side by side. By the time they got to their destination Lincon realized he’d never gotten her name, 

“Hey, I don't think I ever caught your name?”

“Mia. My name’s Mia.”

“It was nice to meet you, Mia I hope we can meet again soon”

“How about tomorrow.”

“Let’s do it”

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ok, hear me out: hadestown au

i have no idea who would be orpheus and who would be eurydice, so here are some pros to each

orpheus!ryan: spends so long working on a song that he doesn’t notice how hard it is for eurydice to survive on the road to hell, i wanna hear ryan do the lalalalalalala bit, songwriter vibes, i would die for innocent ryan bc he barely turns up in fic

eurydice!brendon: can you imagine how bomb he would sound singing flowers? or wait for me reprise?, ‘say that the wind won’t change on us’ ouch, idk i feel like eurydice staying on the road to hell for orpheus�� sake and brendon not wanting to continue going in ryan’s direction would be a painful parallel

orpheus!brendon: desperate not to be left alone (see when the day met the night with brendon as the sun), people tend to see him as ‘the musically gifted one’ which isn’t necessarily true but boy he can Do Music huh, him starting a union in a mining city has v&v vibes to me for some reason (its the steampunk)

eurydice!ryan: dude eurydice ryan is the hill i am prepared to die on, the whole rough life before meeting orpheus reads very when the day met the night, all of all i’ve ever known is (chef kiss), leaving orpheus out of desperation, all of flowers, the eyeliner, i stan both eva noblezada and ryan ross, it’s perfect

i briefly considered ryden as hades/persephone but uhhh yikes nevermind, though i feel like the vibes r similar between how long and all of ryan’s work.

if anyone else is in this probably really small overlap and has more to add, please go for it i would die for someone to talk to about this.

ps i love anais mitchell. ok that’s it bye.

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Picture Perfect

Pairing: Brendon Urie x Female Reader Rating: General Requested By: @thatsonezesty13 Word Count: ~1,700 Author’s Note: Request for a Brendon x Reader where the reader finds a photo of herself in his dressing room. I hope you all enjoy some fluff!

You had met Brendon at a party. When you went out that night, you weren't looking for a guy, but Brendon was there without a date and so were you. He was friends with someone who was friends with your friend, and you started talking and clicked immediately. You realized who he was pretty quickly but tried not to let that impact your opinion of him. At the end of the night he asked for your number and you gave it to him.

The next day he texted you and you were honestly surprised. He was a huge star and you... well, weren't. After texting for a few days, he asked you out on a date. He picked you up and took you to play mini-golf. You didn’t warn him ahead of time that you played golf all the time with your Dad when you were growing up and putting was your specialty. You totally kicked his ass and he was totally impressed and took you for ice cream after. When he dropped you off at your place, he asked if you could go out again and you said you couldn’t wait. He sweetly placed a kiss on your cheek before he left.

You went out a few more times before your most favorite date yet. He invited you over to play his new album for you before it was released. The album was incredible, his best yet, and you offered comments and your opinions on every song. He took in all the comments and thoughts you had about it and told you how much he appreciated the feedback.

With the album done playing, you were sitting in silence except for the birds chirping outside in the late afternoon air. He suddenly reached up and cupped your cheek. You leaned into the touch as he gently brought his lips to yours. They were the softest thing in the world, you were certain, and your heart rate shot up. You never wanted to kiss anyone else ever again. When you pulled back, his eyes fluttered open and he was blushing slightly, but grinning ear to ear.

A few weeks later the album was released, and it was well received, just as you had assured Brendon that it would be. He invited you to the release party and had a great time, except for one thing. While Brendon spent most of the night with his arm around your shoulder, and kissed you a few times, he never introduced you as his girlfriend. You knew you shouldn’t care, but you couldn’t help but wonder where you stood with him. With a new album, cames all the press and preparations for the new tour. Brendon got busier and busier, and while you weren’t seeing him as much, but he was keeping up with you as much as possible.

It was the night before he was going to leave for the tour, and Brendon asked you out for dinner at a nice restaurant. When he picked you up, he looked like a dream in his tailored suit and crisp white shirt. You had chosen a red lace bodycon dress that you felt incredible in.

“Hey baby, you look absolutely stunning,” he said before kissing you passionately.

“Mmm,” you hummed when he pulled back. “I’m going to miss that. Ready to go?”

“Let’s go!” he said offering you his arm as you made your way to his car. He opened the door for you and held your hand the whole way to the restaurant. The meal was delicious, and you soaked in every second of time with Brendon.

“(YN), before I go on tour, I wanted to have something settled,” he said, suddenly sounding serious.

“Oh, ok, what’s that?” You asked. You started having flashes of the scene in Legally Blonde when Elle got dumped in the beginning.

“(YN), will you be my girlfriend, like officially?”

Your face broke into a grin. “Umm yea, of course!” You said with a laugh.

Brendon let out a sigh of relief. “I’m really happy. I mean, I know I haven’t been seeing anyone since we started going out, I just didn’t want to leave without letting you know you’re the only person I care about.”

You nodded. “Same, yea, I’m all in Brendon. You’re the only one I want.”

He leaned across the table and pressed his lips to yours until you heard someone clear their throat. When you pulled back, the waiter was standing next to your table awkwardly with the check. “Sorry to interrupt sir, here you are.”

“Oh, yea, thanks,” Brendon said with a chuckle, sitting back in his chair and picking up the check. You couldn’t help but laugh at your boyfriend. Boyfriend. He was so cute, and goofy and yours.

~

Brendon flew out to his first tour stop the next morning and you were bummed you wouldn’t be seeing him in person for weeks, so you decided you would keep as busy as possible to distract yourself. But you were not expecting Brendon would have so much downtime, which he filled with both video games and texting or calling you. You certainly did not mind, and felt like despite being apart, your relationship was growing stronger. The only thing that was a bit of a disappointment was that your birthday was coming up and Brendon was going to be across the country.

You were quietly sitting at home one night, working on a book you had checked out from the library, when your phone started going off.

“Hey Bren, how’s it going?”

“Hey baby, things are good, but I think they’re about to be even better.”

“Why is that?”

“Well, what are you doing for your birthday?”

“Nothing planned yet, why?” You asked, excitement building, but you tried to keep it under control.

“I’m gonna fly you out here and for the weekend.”

You held the phone away from you ask you shrieked, as to not deafen Brendon. “Oh my god, are you serious?”

“Yep! Come out for my show, we’ll spend a few days together, its gonna be great. I’ll send you all the details in a minute.”

“Brendon, thank you! This is so much more than I could have expected!”

“Its just as much for me, I can’t stand not being around you anymore.”

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The weekend of your birthday couldn’t arrive soon enough. You got on your flight to see Brendon and wished the plane could somehow go faster.

Brendon had told you that he'd send someone to pick you up when you landed. Your eyes scanned the terminal looking for someone holding a sign with your name on it when you saw him.

He had sunglasses, a baseball cap, and a hoodie over it on, but there was no disguising that smile. You ran up to him and jumped into his arms as you dropped your bag. He kissed you hard and mumbled how much he missed you between kisses. You gathered your things and hurried out to the waiting car, which had a bouquet of flowers on the passenger seat. Brendon opened the door for you as usual and you were on your way to your first stop: lunch.

Brendon having toured across the country so many times had found many great little restaurants and he knew just the diner to take you to. You both got sandwiches and a slice of pie.

After lunch, he took you to see some of the sights in town, but he had to be back for sound check by 4 pm. When you arrived back to the arena, he led you backstage to his dressing room.

“I'll be back as quick as I can,” he said pressing a kiss to your forehead as you got comfortable on the couch.

“No worries, I’m just gonna take a nap, I’m exhausted.”

You let yourself drift off to sleep and woke up about 20 minutes later feeling a bit more refreshed and ready for the rest of your day. You got up and started to wander around the small space, taking everything in.

His wardrobe was hung up on a rack against the wall, and he had a TV, computer, and video game console set up. Then on the vanity he had all his beauty products. You thought about spritzing some of his cologne on something to take with you when you noticed a frame sitting in the corner. You picked it up and saw it was a photo of you, a particularly good selfie you had posted on insta a while back. You felt your heart swell at the thought that he printed out, framed, and brought with him, a photo of you.

Just then the door swung open and Brendon hurried in. “Hey ba- oh, you found that,” he said rubbing the back of his neck nervously, blush creeping over his cheeks.

“Brendon, it’s so sweet that you did this!”

“You don’t think its creepy or sad?”

“That you care about me? No!”

He sighed in relief. “I just like having a real photo, not just my phone. I guess I’m old fashioned.”

“You’re a classic and its perfect.”

“Nah (YN), you’re perfect. And being away from you made me realize, I love you, I really do.”

You beamed at Brendon. “I love you too, Brendon!”

The rest of the afternoon you and Brendon spent holed up in the dressing room, making out and talking about what you would do the next day.

When Brendon finally took the stage that night, in between songs he announced that a very special person was in the audience that everyone needed to sing happy birthday to you.

“Thank you all for making my baby's night. I love her and I want everyone to know!” he said with a grin and a laugh of pure joy. The crowd erupted in cheers and when Brendon finally got off stage, you gave him a big kiss and thanked him for your best birthday yet.

“Next year, I’ll make it even better,” he replied with a grin and a kiss.

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Serendipity (part 1)

Word count: 1.3k

Ok this is my first fic in this fandom and my first fic in general in quite a few years so pls be gentle I’m scared of all of you ok bye I hope you enjoy!!

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serendipity | noun

• an aptitude for making desirable discoveries by accident.

(Y/N’s POV)

“Ugh I’m so over this club, all the guys in here smell like axe body spray and desperation, can we leave?” your best friend Aspen asks you over the loud club music currently invading all of your senses. You laugh and nod eagerly, already having had the idea of wanting to leave but not wanting to let your friend down if she was having fun. You both walk quickly toward the doors, dodging sweaty drunk couples making out on the dance floor as you pass them. You finally feel the sensation of the cool night air on your skin as you exit the club. You turn to Aspen and both break out in laughter over the ridiculousness of the last hour or so you’d spent at this club. After the laughter had mostly subsided, a thought crossed your mind.

“Come on, it’s still early, want to go see if we can find a house party to crash?” You ask, a mischievous smile playing at your lips.

Aspen nods excitedly, and you both set off down the street to find a strangers home with a better party than the club had to offer. Neither of you were particularly adventurous most of the time, but the drinks you’d had only 20 minutes before were starting to kick in, and neither of you felt like calling it a night yet. It only took a couple minutes of walking before you came across a lively house party down a nearby street. You weren’t surprised, most of the homes nearby were rented by 20-somethings still trying to hold onto their college days for just a bit longer.

You and Aspen head inside the home, a small entryway greets you along with a small group of girls who are so drunk they don’t even notice you’ve entered. Aspen gives you an uneasy look and you shrug, pushing her inside further. A song she apparently loved had started to play, which immediately put her mind at ease. You head to the drink table and you each pour yourselves a concoction of whatever looked good. Just as you finish replacing the cap of the bottle you’d opened, you hear someone in another room chanting, and you both decide to head toward the source

(Brendon’s POV)

“Dude just have a beer and if you aren’t having fun when you finish it I’ll kick everyone out, deal?” Your roommate Alex bargains with you.

He had decided to invite “a few people” over, and apparently your definitions of “a few” were drastically different. Normally you were all over a party but work had been killing you lately, the last thing you wanted to deal with was a bunch of drunk strangers breaking your shit and getting the cops called for noise complaints (again.) As you’re having this thought, you hear a rambunctious chant beginning down the hall. Alex looks at you with pleading eyes, and you decide to give in. Reluctantly, you groan and agree to his proposal and he grins at you.

“Thanks bro, I owe you.” He says, patting your back.

You follow him to the cooler where you’re handed a can of cold beer, which was unfortunately a Coors Light.

“Free beer is free beer, I guess.” You think to yourself as you take a sip.

You decide to wander downstairs, where you’re almost positive someone probably has some weed you can take a hit of. Just as you descend down the first step, a melodic laugh fills your ears, and the smell of an intoxicating perfume hits your nose. You turn around to find the source just as she passes by you without a care in the world, walking behind a blonde girl. She was the most beautiful girl you had ever laid eyes on. It felt like time itself had frozen as you watched her weave through the crowd of people. She was still laughing at something her friend had said, and her laugh alone made you smile to yourself as if you were in on the joke too. It was contagious. You only caught a glimpse of her side profile, but her radiant smile felt so oddly familiar, nostalgic, so much like home. You shake your head to rid yourself of the strange nostalgia and return to your mission to the basement, where you indeed find a group passing a blunt. Without hesitation, you take a seat and join them.

(Y/N’s POV)

Roughly a half hour after arriving, Aspen and you had finished a drink each and Aspen was headed to get each of you another one. You decide to go into the next room over to the source of the pleasant music pumping through the house. The crowd of rowdy guys had thinned out dramatically, and now it was mostly just people having a good time. You soon find yourself in the living room of the small house, and you sway slightly to the music. You’re not much of a dancer, honestly you probably wouldn’t even do this little bit sober. The drinks from the club and the one you had here were catching up to you now and giving you a nice buzz. You smile a bit to yourself as the familiar warm feeling of booze takes over your body. You’re distracted from your own thoughts by the rather loud sound of a guys laughter, and you crane your neck curiously to find its owner. You see a small group of guys standing a few feet away, seemingly cracking jokes to each other. One of them catches your eye, and he was no doubt one of the most gorgeous people you’d ever seen. The boy had a perfectly done head of thick brown hair and sparkly brown eyes, which felt almost familiar to you. You look a few seconds longer trying to place a name or a source with the gorgeous man across the room when he looks in your direction, a half-grin painted on his lips. You make eye contact for a few seconds before your breath catches in your throat and you quickly look away.

“Wow way to play it cool, Y/N, he’ll never know you were staring NOW!” You think sarcastically as you continue looking at absolutely nothing in the other direction.

(Brendon’s POV)

You can’t focus on anything the guys are saying now, partially because of your childlike attention span, but mostly because you just made eye contact with the gorgeous girl from earlier. All you want to do is go over and talk to her, and attempt to figure out why she feels so homey to you. You get a full view of her face this time around, and something about her still felt familiar. It was going to eat away at you if you didn’t figure it out soon.

Once she looked away, you had the chance to observe her body. She dressed simply, light wash skinny jeans and a black v-neck crop top that showed the slightest bit of cleavage. Her cheeks, neck and chest were flushed, indicating to you that she’d had some drinks. That, and the slight smile she seemingly hadn’t wiped off her face since you first saw her. She was even more beautiful than you thought previously.

Just as you finally begin to gain the courage to go and talk to her, her friend returns with drinks. The two appear to discuss something amongst themselves and quickly disappear into the party.

A couple of hours pass by while you walk through the party and mingle with a few acquaintances, hoping to catch a glimpse of mystery girl before the night is over. Around 3 everyone begins to head out, leaving you and your roommate to clean up the mess left behind. You were pretty bummed you never saw mystery girl after she walked off with her friend, and all you could now do was hope you would see her again.

[beulf]

ask mmeme 😑

Ship that you’re indifferent to:

ok heres the hottest take im gonna make today. pretty much any canon characters w murderface... ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS BRENDON SMALL’S that murderface is just.. not that good imo! like im fully aware hes the most comic relief character and his entire being revolves around being disgusting and whatnot and i mean it worked, i just have really little interest in him :’) HOWEVER i will say ive seen him shipped w ocs and i think that can open up a TON of possibility and im somewhat interested in that! just within the show theres no one i think hes particularly good with,  but i also try not to really talk about him or ships hes in cuz i know a lot of ppl do like him and i dont wanna discount that

[alexander-----hamilton-blog]

Stress—Brendon Urie x Reader

Hey, guys. I know that I’ve been inactive for a really long time, but I haven’t really been feeling very passionate about writing fanfictions (x reader’s and stuff) lately. It’s like the spark that I had kinda faded away over time and it’s taken me quite a while to come to terms with that fact. That being said, I might post some short fics from time to time, but it most likely won’t be as common as it used to. Remember that I love all of you, and I hope you enjoy this :)

Pairing: Brendon Urie x Reader

Warnings: Epilepsy, seizure

Requested: Yes, by @emmaelizabeth2014

Sorry for taking so long to write this, I was very busy over summer break and now I’m even busier because school’s started :/

~~~

You had been extremely stressed lately. Not the kind of stress that had your back hurting and your muscles aching, no. The kind of stress that made you want to pull your hair out as you scream into the darkness.

You weren’t sure if it was because of Brendon’s tour or because of the recent negative comments that “fans” had been leaving on your social media, but you constantly felt on edge every day and nothing you did seemed to help. Of course, the fact that you had epilepsy didn’t help. It seemed as thought you knowing that stress could trigger a seizure stressed you even more.

What if you had one at that very moment?

What if no one came in at the right time to help you?

What if all of that just brought up more drama that others could use against you?

You could feel yourself becoming very lightheaded, the furniture in front of you suddenly having a very white glow to it before spots of black filled your vision and you slipped into unconsciousness.

~~~

Brendon balanced the takeout food he had in his arms, managing to free his right hand so he could swipe the keycard and open the door. He hadn’t seen you all day due to sound checks and other tour stuff that you weren’t really up for, so this morning he kissed you goodbye and got busy for a few hours.

The brunette closed the door behind him and placed the bags on the table. “Y/N? I brought takeout, babe, come eat!” Brendon stayed quiet for a few seconds to listen for your voice, but no voice was heard. The only sound in the room was his heavy breathing, his loud heart palpitating, and the sound of something thrashing against the floor on the other side of the couch.

Brendon was quick to run towards the sound, his breathing stopping as he saw you on the floor, your muscles flexing and relaxing and doing that all over again.

“Shit, shit, shit.”

His first instinct was to turn her to lay on her side as quickly and safely as he could. He then slightly elevated her her head so it wasn’t laying on the ground and reached for his phone to call Zack.

“Brendon? I just dropped you off. What’s up?”

“Zack! Y/N’s having a seizure, I need help!”

“What are you doing on the phone then!? Start timing it!”

Brendon looked around the room helplessly. “It wouldn’t make a difference! She was already on the ground when I walked inside!” His lungs were contracting painfully, the only thought on his mind was getting you out of this safely.

He looked down at you and noticed that your movements were slowing to a halt, and from the heavy silence in the room, he could luckily hear your breathing. “Wait, Zack, it’s stopping.”

A heavy sigh could be heard from the other line, "Thank God. I'll call an ambulance. I'm on my way."

You looked around the room, quickly pushing yourself away from Brendon when you noticed his presence. Small whimpers pushed their way from the back of your throat, your breathing picking up and your chest heaving.

Brendon put his hands in front of him, his palms facing you. "Hey, hey. I'm here, babe." He swallowed the lump in his throat before continuing, "You had a seizure, darlin'."

"A seizure?" Your words were slightly slurred and your eyes were threatening to close from how heavy they were. Your tongue didn't seem to want to cooperate when talking.

"Yeah," Brendon repeated, "We're in our hotel room — in the living room. You're safe now, ok? I'm here with you."

Your breathing slowed down as you became more and more familiar with your surroundings. Brendon slowly inched himself towards you, holding your hand first. When he saw you didn't flinch, he went to hold your waist so he could move you to the couch.

Your legs felt weak and wobbly, so you mainly depended on Brendon to hoist you up so you could lay on the couch.

Brendon caressed the back of your hand when you were finally on the couch. He gave you a soft smile. "The ambulance is on its way, ok? They're gonna make sure you didn't hurt yourself."

"No," you shook your head, "No ambulance, no."

"Baby-"

He was cut off by the sound of the hotel door unlocking, Zack rushing inside with a team of paramedics behind him. "I got here as fast as I could."

You looked at the medics with heavy eyelids, your bottom lip trembling slightly, "No, I don't want to."

One of the paramedics approached you slowly, her big brown eyes soft and inviting as she kneeled beside you. "Hey, I'm Emma. Um, I'm a paramedic, as you can see. What's your name?"

"Y/N," you quietly replied, your lips still shaking, but not like they were before.

Emma smiled kindly at you, her gloved hands raising to her shoulder height. "Do you mind if I check for a few bumps and bruises, Y/N? It'll be quick, and if you didn't hurt yourself it'll be even quicker."

You scooted yourself closer to the edge of the couch, Emma's hands first gently meeting your shoulders. You flinched slightly at the contact, but encouraged the brunette to continue. She pressed two fingers on either side of your neck to check for bumps, her hands moving in front of your neck and up to your jaw. "Tell me at any time if it hurts, ok?"

You nodded your head 'yes' and Emma continued to check. As she pressed her fingers around your scalp, she questioned Brendon about your seizure.

"Do you know how long it lasted?"

Brendon shook his head, "No, I just came in and saw her on the ground."

"Ok," Emma hummed, "Did you hear any thudding before you opened the door? Maybe a groan or a whimper that indicated she might be losing consciousness?"

"No, I didn't hea-"

"Ow," you whined, Emma retracting her right hand from the side of your head, "That hurt."

Emma scooted to your left side and parted your hair to where the injury was. From what she could see, there was a small spot on your head that was already bruising.

“You have a very small bruise here that should be going away in a few days,” Emma muttered, “But other than that it seems like you’re ok. We’ll pack up our things and leave.”

You looked up at her with closing eyes and groggily smiled, “You’re nice.”

Emma gratefully grinned and walked away to pick up her equipment and get her crew out of your hotel room. When they were finally gone, Brendon walked in front of you and held your hand.

“You scared me, babe.”

“I’m sorry,” you apologized.

Brendon led you off the couch and into your shared bedroom, “It’s ok, darlin’. Wasn’t your fault.”

The two of you made your way towards the bed, your boyfriend lifting you onto it and laying down after you. He wrapped his arms around your waist as his face cuddled into your neck. “Do you wanna talk about it? About why it happened?” You simply shook your head ‘no’ and let Brendon hug you tighter. “Ok.”

You spent the rest of the afternoon like that, Brendon whispering soothing songs into your ear as you were quickly lulled to sleep.

[soullessgingersociopath]

Rewatching Buffy 1x06

ah, the zoo, the first of the surprising attractions that Sunnydale has, considering its supposed small size and very real mortality rate

look, a bunch of bullies who aren’t Cordelia...wonder how long they’re gonna last

“this isn’t about looking at a bunch of animals; this is about not being in class” Xander’s got a fundamental understanding of the appeal of school trips

holy shit, is the bully in the yellow shirt Webster from Band of Brothers?

poor Principal Flutie, he’s just trying to help

what is this bullshit the zoologist is peddling?

why the demonization of hyenas? first the Lion King, now this...for shame

hyena!Xander vs human!Xander is a great example of how sarcasm can be mean vs fun based on the underlying tone

ok, I know they’re going for the whole ‘intense gaze that implies pack communication between those who are possessed by hyenas’ but what I’m getting is ‘eye-fucking’

you know, it’s a good thing nobody ever uses the library, otherwise they’d see all the weird shit that goes on, like Giles training Buffy to kickbox

incidentally, why is he training in a sweater vest? I know his whole aesthetic is ‘uptight British librarian’, but seriously

Herbert is adorable

I’m counting down the minutes until his death

Principal Flutie is surprisingly self-aware of how the older generation always thinks things were better when they were kids

“dodgeball. the rules are simple. dodge” well, this guy went to the Dean Winchester school of gym class instruction, though he has significantly less flair

this is a very unrealistic gym class: way too many people are participating

“god this game is brutal. i love it” this man...

Xander! How dare you be cruel to Willow! I know you’re possessed by a hyena, but I do not care; I will hurt you for hurting her!

RIP Herbert

it’s really well done how all the kids who are possessed not only dress differently, but walk and just generally move differently too

most obvious with Nicholas Brendon of course

“it’s terrible, he’s turned into a 16 year old boy. you’ll have to kill him of course” Giles, keeping it real

Buffy used ‘Scully’ as a verb!

“why couldn’t Xander be possessed by a puppy or some ducks?” because he’s already adorable Willow, and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference

Xander, stop being rapey. please. this is awkward and painful and really uncomfortable and i. don’t. like it.

and here we have the morbid end of Principal Flutie, may he rest in peace

well, i guess it’s a good thing hyena!Xander was assaulting Buffy, otherwise human!Xander would have had to deal with the trauma of eating Principal Flutie

finally! someone remembered the weird-ass zookeeper!

leaving Willow to watch hyena!Xander: well, there’s no way this can go wrong

why the hell is this lady walking with her baby in the middle of the freakin night?! this is Sunnydale, do you want to die?

oh good, they didn’t go after her

surprisingly enough, leaving Willow to guard Xander didn’t go wrong; i’m proud of my girl, and ashamed i didn’t have more faith in her

well, i bet getting attacked by a bunch of scary teenagers and nearly having your son taken has put that couple’s marital problems into perspective

well who could have guessed? the strange zookeeper who went from being super creepy to oddly helpful is, in fact, a bad guy!

Yay! human!Xander’s back and immediately protecting Willow

zookeeper getting eaten by hungry hyenas is giving me some major Lion King vibes

Giles is a good bro, not telling Buffy and Willow that Xander does, in fact, remember everything

ok, fun episode end and all, but where are those other four kids? you know, the ones who are gonna need major therapy after having Eaten The Principal!

[thepatricktreestump]

I Love Her Anyway: Chapter 21

A/N: i’m so fucking sorry this took literal weeks to finish but @loverontheleft sent me a picture of their cat that inspired me and i wrote the most i’ve ever written for this chapter in the past fifteen minutes than i could the past four weeks so yeah thank the cat. anyways this will be the last chapter in this series, yes, and you can bet my ass there ain’t gonna be anymore of that bullshit taglist on my blog anymore so this will be the last time tagging any of y’all in a series so savor it while you can anyways thanks for the love and support you’ve given me through this journey and i’ll shut up now so you can read the damn thing ok

the infamous taglist that took fifteen years off of my life but has now thankfully finally come to its long awaited end: @cupcakesweetness @un-amoosed-padalecki @mtb04308 @dragonqueendany @kitykatnumber @svintsandghosts @greatheromuffinpalace @geekybeauty8793 @galaxy-moon @lugialagia @myaestheticsareshit @yagirlcammmm @wantyoubackpeter @vessyvk @loverontheleft @rupphirerydenphan @uriellybrendon @converse-or-vans @infinityonryro

               By far, the third trimester proves to be the hardest for you. The aches, pains, strange cravings, and constant cranky mood only doubles. Brendon even takes off work a couple days to take care of you, cancelling business meetings and conferences in order to make sure he’s right by your side as you endure all of this. The weekend hits and honestly all you want to do is sleep, but Brendon insists you have to get up. “I know you don’t want to, but it’s important,” he insists. “Please y/n, come on.”

               “I don’t want to,” you whine. “I feel miserable.”

               “I know baby,” he soothes, running a hand up and down your shoulder. “But for me? Please?”

               “If it’s breakfast just bring it to me,” you mumble. “Otherwise I don’t wanna.”

               “What if I told you there were presents involved?” he taunts teasingly.

               “Presents?” you poke your head out of the sheets.

               “Yes,” he giggles. “Lots and lots of presents. All for you.”

               “For real?” you tilt your head to the side.

               “Mhmm,” he grins. “Now come on. You have to get up if you want to see them.”

               He helps you out of bed and leads you carefully down the stairs, and when you see it, you put your hand over your mouth in shock. “Bren-” you can barely breathe. “You didn’t have to, oh my god.”

               “It’s not a third trimester without a baby shower,” Moira gives a soft smile.

               There’s all of the workers are standing there with cheery faces, a plethora of presents, balloons, sweet and salty treats, and a giant sign that reads “Ready for Rhi.” Tears well up in your eyes, it’s almost unreal. The rest of the day follows with opening up pastel colored blankets, pacifiers, bottles, baby carrier, onesies and booties, tiny beanies, rattles, teethers, diapers, and all sorts of other things. Although they’ve reassured you that you’ve thanked them enough, you still can’t seem to stop the praises of gratitude that spill out from your mouth. You’ve never felt so loved or cared for before by a family in your entire life. Brendon holds you in his arms and kisses you, then leads you down a hall, towards a corridor, and towards a door you had always known as the entrance to a guest bedroom.

               “What is this?” you sigh, putting your hands on your hips. “Another surprise?”

               “Perhaps,” he confesses, and you notice the small tug at the corner of his lips that refuse to let him suppress a smile.

               “Better not be anything too surprising,” you narrow your eyes. “I don’t want to go into labor quite yet.”

               “Don’t worry,” he chuckles. “I promise it’s nothing too shocking. In fact, you’ve probably already seen this coming for a while now.”

               You give him a strange glance before turning open the doorknob and having your eyes widen at the sight before you. Baby blue skies with puffy clouds and rays of sunshine paint the walls, little stars dangling from the ceiling, a white crib in one corner and a baby changing station against the wall, wide windows with the perfect view of outside, and a small white noise machine that sits atop a desk. “Oh my god,” you can barely contain your excitement. “Brendon, it’s beautiful. It’s perfect.”

               “I tried,” he shrugs, cheeks showing a tint of red. “I figured we had to put the baby somewhere once it gets out of that stomach of yours.” He crouches down to press a kiss to the bump and then smiles up at you.

               “Oh come here you goof,” you pull him up and kiss his lips, passionate, thankful, soft, sweet. “You know I could never do this without you. And I thank you so much.”

               “Without me you wouldn’t be pregnant in the first place,” he rolls his eyes.

               “Hey,” you pout. “You know what I mean.”

               “I know,” he soothes. “It means a lot. Thank you. I’m glad I can be here for you.”

               As the due date nears, Brendon only becomes tenfold as caring and protective of you. You’re sitting on the couch, binge watching one of your favorite shows on a Saturday afternoon when you feel it. Painful contractions, the fluid running down your legs, and shouting at Brendon that your water had broken was only the beginning of it all.

               “What?” he stares at you, wide eyed, like a deer in headlights, frozen in place as you shouted it to him from the sofa.

               “My water broke, you dumbass!” you scream again, and he blinks twice, then hurriedly rushes towards you, stammering out questions, clearly confused what to do.

               “D-do we call an ambulance? Do I d-drive you there?” he sputters out, staring at you and waving his hands around frantically.

               “Jesus Christ,” you roll your eyes, gritting your teeth as the pain increases. “Well we should probably do something, don’t you think?”

               “Right, right,” he quickly nods, thinking for a moment before scooping you up and carrying you out the door and putting you in the shotgun seat, then rushing towards the driver’s spot and driving to the hospital, holding your hand the entire way there.

               Giving birth was absolute hell, but it was beyond helpful to have Brendon right there beside you as everything took place. Before you knew it, you had a little baby girl in your arms, smiling down at her, tears in your eyes. To see Brendon staring down at his little girl, bright eyes and soft heart, it made you melt. Days passed before you felt well enough and recovered to go home, and even still, Brendon was sure to be right by your side.

               “What about work?” you quip, worried. “You haven’t been in days, Bren.”

               “And miss out on my babygirl being born?” he stares at you as if you’ve asked the dumbest question in the world. “Honey, it’s time I take a vacation for once.”

               She’s got Brendon’s beautiful brown eyes and big lips and your smile and skin. She has small little toes and fingernails and clothes, and being so tiny only makes her even more precious. Watching her grow up is a complete blessing and joy. Rhi is everything you could ever hope she would be. Before you know it, she’s talking and walking and outgrowing diapers. Brendon teaches her to sing nursery rhymes and the alphabet, and you’re sure to do the potty training and manners. Her favorite toy is a little stuffed frog named Ribbit, and you absolutely love when Brendon plays with her, making up silly voices for characters and coming up with creative storylines. Her favorite food is Lucky Charms, but she always picks out the rainbow marshmallows from the box and only eats those ones. Her favorite color is yellow, her favorite Disney movie is Nemo, and she loves to dance. Sometimes Brendon takes both of you into the ballroom and you all dress up and dance to some of her favorite Disney songs, Hakuna Matata ranking as her all time favorite.

               Years pass and Rhi’s about five years old now. Brendon had said he wanted to wait to get married until she was old enough to appreciate and understand her mommy and daddy’s wedding, as well as be the most beautiful flower girl of all time. However, it still came out of the blue to you and you weren’t expecting it at all. To see Brendon get down on one knee, holding out a diamond ring towards you, asking you that four word question that would change your life forever, you couldn’t help but say yes. Both of you decided to tell Rhi together, and when you showed her your ring, she was just as enthralled if not more than you were.

               “Mommy, that makes you a queen!” she grins ear to ear, gazing at the jewel, which Brendon had conveniently picked out as your favorite kind and style.

               “Yeah,” you laugh. “It does.”

               “See? You got an upgrade,” Brendon smiles. “You know Rhi, before you came along, mommy was my princess.”

               “Really?” Rhi tilts her head to the side, curious.

               “Mhmm,” Brendon giggles. “Yeah, we ruled this castle together and then you came along, and we got all excited, and I started making plans to make mommy a queen.”

               “When do I become a queen?” Rhi wonders excitedly. “I wanna be like Elsa!”

               “You’re not going to be a queen for a while as long as I’m around,” Brendon jokes. “Now come on, we gotta find you a dress for the royal wedding.”

               “Ooh!” she hurriedly grabbed Brendon’s hand and tugged him over to the computer.

               That’s was his magic trick. It worked with you, and definitely with Rhi. You watched as he sat her down on his lap and scrolled through the different dresses on an online boutique, blushing to yourself as you remember doing the same many years ago in his office, perusing the different dresses on his computer screen.

               Weeks passed and Brendon had told his friends and you had told yours. That’s when he decided to bring it up. “Uh babe, are you going to invite your parents?” he wonders aloud.

               “Oh,” you pause upon writing out the last wedding invitation. “I mean, I hadn’t really thought of it. I haven’t seen them in years.”

               “But like… who’s going to walk you down the aisle?” he asks. He pauses. “I mean, it’s okay if they don’t, I respect your decision wholeheartedly, and I’d hate to have that conversation with your dad, but I mean, you’re twenty three now, you’re an adult. What has happened has passed. I think it’s time to heal the wound.”

               “I don’t know Bren…” you hesitate, biting on your lower lip. “I do miss them. I’m just scared I guess.”

               “Write them an invitation and we’ll see how it goes. It doesn’t hurt to try,” he offers.

               “Alright,” you give a soft smile. “I’ll make a special one just for them.”

               “Let me see it,” Brendon prods when he walks into the room hours later, noticing that you’ve finished the letter and begun to seal it up. “I want to read it before you put it in.”

               “Okay,” you roll your eyes, smiling, but nervous on the inside.

               “Dear Family,” Brendon begins. “I know it’s been a while since I’ve seen you last, but I miss you, and I hope you feel the same. Years have passed and I’ve had time to think about it, and I am sorry that I have cut you out of my life. If it is alright with you, I’d like to piece myself back in. The baby’s been born, and she’s a beautiful little girl named Rhi, with cheery eyes and a huge heart. I would love for you to meet her. Not only would I like for you to meet her though, but the other love of my life as well. I know that I haven’t been completely honest with you, and I apologize for that. I promise to now on speak from my heart with sincerity and truth. That includes letting you into my life with no more cover ups. Throughout this entire time, there’s been a man that has helped me through thick and thin, taught me to become a woman, and loved every single particle of my being no matter what. He gave me the most precious gift I’ve ever received, that being my daughter Rhi, but most importantly, the relationship that created her in the first place. In order to meet my Prince Charming though, you’ll have to come to the wedding, and personally introduce yourself to the groom, although I have a feeling you might know him already. Please keep an open mind and an open heart. With love, your daughter y/n.”

               “What do you think?” you ask, scared to know his opinion.

               “It’s perfect,” he nods. “Really, love. I think this will work.”

               “I hope so,” you whisper.

               “I know so,” he kisses you on the lips. “It’s time for you to stop hiding in the shadows, to step out into the light and be seen for who you are, for who we are. There’s no more need to be scared, alright? I’m right here. I always have been and I always will be. And you’ve got a ring to hold me accountable to that promise, got it?”

               “I love you, Brendon,” you smile up at him, unbelievably happy. “Thank you. For everything.”

               “Of course, y/n,” he replies. “It’s not exactly how I thought it would go initially, but looking back, I wouldn’t have wanted it to go any other way. We have a beautiful daughter, so many blessings, and now an entire marriage to look forward to. I love you so goddamn much y/n. More than you will ever know.”

               “Oh Brendon,” you mumble against his lips as you kiss him, then pull away, giggling. “You’ve given me the entire world and more. I think I know you love me.”

               “Well in case you ever forget that I love you,” he kisses you once more on the lips. “I’m going to remind you ever single day of your life anyways. Okay?”

               “I’m more than okay with that,” you can’t help but widen your smile.

               “Now come on,” Brendon smirks. “Let’s send out these invitations and let’s get fucking married!”

[topimagines]

(Fuck A) Needy Girlfriend

Prompt: Brendon finds nothing more sexy than the fact that he can have you begging for him by only tugging on your hair

Warnings: smut, sin, pray for the wicked my diddly doods, unfortunately not gender neutral

A/n: yo, say amen brendon is sexy as fuck. also, this is the one and only time i’m ever posting smut on here bc its v old, written like a year ago and i didnt write it entirely. someone helped me, but lol i forgot who. she prolly doesnt have tumblr anymore tbh.

Brendon knows you have a thing for having your hair played with. Whether it’s casually laying your head in his lap, or in the bedroom when you’re on all fours, using it at leverage to slam into you at the right angle. He knows it’s one of your ticks, playing with your hair. When you're focusing on something really hard, your hand is playing with the tips of it, winding it and unwinding it from around your index and middle finger. Or, if you’re anxious in public, your fingers find a small strand of it and play with it until you are away from whatever has you so wound up.

Therefore, you don’t think too much of it when Brendon does play with your hair.

-

You’re sitting in Brendon's lap as he's watching TV, you run your fingers through his hair and he hums quietly as you do so. He smirks, reaching up and running his fingers through your hair. He starts to pull on your hair lightly until you're moaning softly into his ear.

You feel him get hard through his pants. You grind down hard on him, moaning softly and whining needily in his ear when you feel him against you. "So needy, getting turned on just from me tugging on your hair..." he hums and strokes the inside of your thigh.

You whine in his ear, "...please," and he tsk’s in your ear. He decides to tease, not touching you anywhere you want until you have begged him enough.

"You're gonna have to give me more, baby," he practically growled, moving his fingers to your lips.

You open your mouth for him, sucking on them. He growls somewhere deep in his throat when you look up at him super innocently, you let his fingers drop from your mouth and practically moan "please, baby, I need you. So bad."

"Then get up, baby. Strip. Put on a show for me," he smirked.

You slowly get up and pull at your top very slowly, and he growls, "don't tease or you'll get punished, baby." You smirk to yourself and continue what you were doing, peeling off every item of clothing on your body for Brendon to devour with his eyes. He jumps up from his spot before you have take your pants and underwear off and backs you up into the closest wall. "Is this ok?" He asks. Once you nod, he attacks your neck with kisses, “So slutty, baby," he purred and pushed his leg between yours so you could grind against it.

You arch into him, grinding down on his thigh. He tangles his fingers in your hair and tugs to make more space for him on your neck. You close your eyes and moan, grinding down on his knee harder than before. "Such a good slut, kitten.”

"Brendon, please," you whine desperately and grip his shoulders.

"Do you deserve it? Have you been good enough for me to fuck you?" He growls.

"I've been so good for you, Bren," you whimper, "so good. Please, baby." He growls and pulls you in for a passionate kiss, his tongue invading your mouth.

When he pulls away you whine, "okay baby, but you're gonna have to take these off," he tugs on your pants and underwear. You nod, pulling them off quickly. He takes you by the hand pulls you toward the center of the room.

He gets down on the floor and smirks at the view he has of your glistening wet cunt, "Come on, baby. You know what to do. Sit on my face."

You blush as you straddle his face, he gently licks your slit, humming at the taste. "You're this wet from just that, kitten?" He asks mockingly. As you're about to answer with a smart comment, he brushes his tongue over your clit. You moan loudly, grinding down on Brendon’s face. He mumbles something incomprehensible against you as he pulls your hips down onto him. His fingernails curl into your skin as he sucks on your clit. He moves one of his hands from your hips and pushes his index finger into you. You whine needily and beg him to add another. He smirks and runs his teeth over your clit. You almost scream, grinding down more, hoping it will push his finger deeper inside you.

You felt the spring winding inside of your abdomen as Brendon ate you out. 

“Please, baby, let me fucking come, I’ve been so fucking good,” you begged. Brendon chuckled against your cunt and moves his kisses down to the inside of your thighs, and took his fingers out of your cunt.

"So fucking slutty, baby," he whispers against the inside of your thigh and moving his hands to your bottom before slapping you on the ass. You whine, wanting him to do more. 

“God, please, Brendon,” you beg him, needing nothing more than to come all over his pretty face. Brendon moved back up and finally, finally, works where you need him most. He licks a strip up your pussy to your clit before sucking it into his mouth. He pushes two fingers back into you and pumps them in and out of you faster than before.

“Fucking come on my face, kitten,” he moans into your cunt, the vibrations pushing you into your impending release. You moan and grind down onto Brendons mouth, all the while squeezing each side of his head with your thighs. 

When you’ve found the strength to move, you slowly slide down his body and straddle his still-clothed waist. You kiss his plump, pink lips, tasting yourself on him. When you finally separate, you kiss down his neck, leaving hickeys where all of his sweet spots are.

"Tell me what you want."

"Please, fuck me, Brendon, I need you now," you whisper, hotly in his ear before leaving a kiss right below it. He smirks cockily, and pulls you back up to his lips by your hair.

"Anything for my baby," he says cockily, moving out from under you. You watch him undress in front of you, revealing his perfect torso before he finally removed his jeans, his member so hard, the tip was pink and already leaking pre-cum, "get on your hands and knees like a good little slut," he says, his tone teasing. Once you're in the position he wanted, he licks his lips and squeezes your ass. He left a quick slap on each cheek before soothingly rubbing them. He does this a few more times before you decide you’ve had enough and open your mouth to protest. Brendon beats you and grunts, “Beg for it.”

"Brendon, stop teas-"

"Beg for it." He interrupts with a harsher tone, giving your ass a rough slap.

“But-”

“Beg. For. It,” he growls in your ear, pulling you back by the hair to meet him halfway. 

You moan, giving in to him, "please! Please baby, fuck me, make me yours," with that he slides into you and fills you.

He leans over you and presses kisses to your neck while rolling his hips. "Fuck, you always feel so fucking good. You're so fucking tight, kitten.”  He takes hold of your hair and pulls it until you're flush against him, your back against his chest. He reaches one of his hands down and starts playing with your clit. "Yeah, baby, say my name."

You gasp his name as he speeds up. "Brendon, baby, harder," you whine.

He slams into you until you're practically screaming, begging to come. He grunts, "come baby, come all over my cock."  You do so with a cry of his name. You're breathing heavily and your forearms collapse onto the floor as your orgasm rolls through you. In your state, you could still hear Brendon grunt, "Gonna let me come in this sweet cunt, baby?"

"Fuckin ruin me, baby, fill my pussy," you moan, breaths still coming in uneven pants. He slams his hips into yours, stiffening and shooting his load inside of you.

He collapses on top of you, his body warm to the touch. He pulls out and you could feel his seed dripping down your thigh. "Hang on, stay right here" he said, standing up to get something. Only when he came back did you realize he had picked up his boxers and gotten a washcloth to clean you up. You made a small noise as he wipes your thighs. He helps you get the boxers, and the baggy shirt (It had the Spider-man logo on it, because Brendon knew you too well). He pulled you toward the couch and laid down, pulling you on top of him. He ran his fingers through your hair lightly, admiring the hickeys on your neck. Once your breathing is finally evened out, you looked up at his face lovingly.

“You're so pretty,” you whisper. He chuckles, leaning in to kiss your forehead, noting the slight stickiness from sweat.

“You're the pretty one, kitten,” he says. You bury your face in his neck and kiss lightly, “I'm sorry I was so rough with you”

“S’okay,” you say tiredly. You moved your head to rest on his chest and looked up at him with a lazy smile on your face.

“Go to sleep, baby,” he says quietly. You only respond with a nod, the last thing you hear is a quiet, “I love you, kitten,” and his slightly fast heartbeat.

“I love y’too, Brendon.”

[warmbeebosoftbeebo]

most of the current fandom is sad at or denying outright the possibility that b’s got an average or smaller dick n that the average size is 5.1-5.3 inches n 1.5 wide in most studies (but ranges smaller n larger, but with a smaller average when dick size is measured and not self reported, eg 4.7 to 6.1). (and i’m thinking: girl, how deep do you think your vagina is? do you think the cervix is near the stomach? how deep do you think the average vagina is? ftr, women’s vaginas range widely when aroused, from 3 to 7 inches, and about 2.5 or even less-4 inches when not aroused)

i’d be crying if we found out he was larger than average. he’s my tiny boy ok and i have evidence :P a lot of the old school fandom (eg on fever to vices era livejournal) would be incredulous at and dismissive of the assertion that he is larger than average (like in all the posts i’ve found talking about it, most have thought he was 4.5-5 inches just sayin)

(omg why am i talking about this again? what is my life? brendon: i’m sorry for talking bout yr dick n its dimensions so much but i like that you’re pretty assuredly a small boy. wanna smooch n touch n suck n... but would not dare try anything irl i promise. yay for smaller than average peepees, including the quite smaller than average ones. that’s to all the smaller boys :D )

[guardians-ofthe-lastyoungkilljoy]

musicians that get constant stream on my Spotify

doing this cause I'm actually so bored. this is going to be a long post

5 Seconds of Summer (Australian)

I’ve loved these guys since their first album dropped and seeing them grow into these beautiful young men they are now fills my heart with so much love and pride. 

Year I started listening - 2014

First song I listened to - She Looks So Perfect

First 2 albums have pop-punk vibes. 2nd album gets quite personal and has helped me through some shit. 3rd album is different but cool. Very vibey alt-pop stuff. EPs are very underrated. 

All Time Low (American)

Whipped from the start. Probably the most unproblematic artist out there. Just a couple of boys who want to play their music and see their fans. Pure™️. On the final Warped Tour.

Year I started listening - 2017

First song I listened to - Dear Maria, Count Me In

All albums up to Don’t Panic are very pop-punk. Future Hearts is pop-punk but there was this idk growth thing and it was just somewhat different to its predecessors. Kind of the record where they grew out of the ‘whiny pop-punk sk8er bois’ and into more alt-rock. Last Young Renegade was very different. Some pop-punk tracks some alt-rock some completely different. Loved it nonetheless. New songs scream Dirty Work and I’m living for it. Dirty Work is also extremely underrated and everyone should listen to it. 

Boy Hero (American)

A bit like the love child of Sleeping With Sirens and Panic! At The Disco. Idk how to describe it but it’s hell good. 

Year I started listening - 2017

First song I listened to - How Far I'll Go (Cover). Rebel Flesh (Original song)

These guys have a whole bunch of covers. Self titled is pretty good. Also they like anime and they do twitch streams. Lead singer lowkey sounds like Brendon Urie. Got a powerful voice. 

Bring Me The Horizon (UK)

Big British metal core band

Year I started listening - 2018

First song I listened to - Can You Feel My Heart

First album was deathcore then went to metalcore and got less heavy over time. Lots of people didn’t like the last album but I liked it. It was different but good different. Liked how they decided to play with new sounds. Also makes it easier to cover their songs. 

Counterfeit (UK)

British rock band. Also surprise remember the guy who played Jace in the Mortal Instruments movie yeah well he’s the lead singer. 

Year I started listening - 2018

First song I listened to - Lost Everything

Got a some EPs and the album is great. Should not be slept on. 

Ed Sheeran (UK)

Ok everyone should know him or you’ve been living under a rock. 

Year I started listening - 2011

First song I listened to - Give Me Love

First album was straight up acoustic singer-songwriter stuff. Cute and stuff. Next 2 albums experimented with sound and it was great. There’s at least 1 song on each album that will make you cry. Actually went to his concert for the divide tour and it was great. Very chill. 

The Faim (Australian)

Alt-rock with some pop-punk influences in there. Fairly new band and went under the name of Small Town Heroes before the name change. Sounds a bit like Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy and All Time Low.  

Year I started listening - 2018

First song I listened to - Midland Line

The EP Summer Is A Curse is out now and boy it is good. Just waiting for the album to be released. They wrote some tracks with Ashton Irwin, Mark Hoppus, Pete Wentz, Josh Dun and John Feldmann and Zack Cervini produced it. I have very high hopes for the album. Entire band has this amazing stage energy which is absolutely mesmerising to watch. 

Fall Out Boy (American)

Once again if you have’t heard of them you’ve been living under a rock.

Year I started listening - 2016

First song I listened to - Immortals (bless Big Hero 6)

Extremely pop-punk before the hiatus. Went into some cool different stuff after hiatus. Mania was very different than their previous albums and I actually didn’t like it too much at first but I gave it a few more listens and I loved it. 

Gang of Youths (Australian)

An Australian indie band. Different to what I usually listen to. Very chill.

Year I started listening - 2017

First song I listened to - The Deepest Sighs, The Frankest Shadows

Latest albums is amazing. All the albums have a mix of bops and sad songs so you never know what you’re going to be hit with. Great lyrics throughout. Talks about real life issues in a number of the songs, some personal to the band’s life.

Green Day (American)

You have been living under a rock if you haven’t heard of these guys.

Year I started listening - 2016

First song I listened to - Wake Me Up When September Ends

Before American Idiot was like underground punk rock songs. After American Idiot got some pop influenced melodies which got them into more mainstream rock. Bops, anger, sadness and overall feelings throughout. Broadway Musical version is extremely slept on and I saw the production and it is a masterpiece. Left me kind of breathless at the end.

Harry Styles (UK)

Living under a rock if you don’t know who this wonderful man is

Year I started listening - 2017

First song I listened to - Sign Of The Times

Super different from his 1D career. Has some old classic rock influences. Bops and sad songs throughout. Powerful voice and has an amazing stage presence. Media portrays him so badly when he’s actually such a wonderful human being.

I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME (American)

Ex Panic! member and ex Falling In Reverse member come together to make some cool different music. 2 beans chilling in a band together.

Year I started listening - 2018

First song I listened to - Choke

Music is kind of weird but cool. Bops throughout and should really release more music. Label company really needs to hurry up with whatever they’re doing cause the album’s finished but they haven’t released it.

Mayday Parade (American)

This band literally writes the saddest music known to humankind. Also unproblematic and everyone loves them. On the final Warped Tour.

Year I started listening - 2017

First song I listened to - Miserable At Best

First 3 albums are very pop-punk. Next 2 go into more alt-rock and pop-rock. Last album are a mix of both. It sounds pop-punk but still maintains that level of growth the band has gone through since the start of their career. Be prepared with tissues cause this band will make you cry. 

Mike Shinoda (American)

The rapper dude from Linkin Park. Literally the only rap artist I listen to.

Year I started listening - 2018

First song I listened to - Crossing A Line

Latest album is super personal but a masterpiece. Raps are amazing and vocals are on point. 

My Chemical Romance (American)

Should this even be on my list cause they’re not a band, they’re an idea

Year I started listening - 2016

First song I listened to - Welcome To The Black Parade

1st album was post-hardcore and somewhat depressing. Albums got less heavier over the years. Each album also has a different theme so there’s days where I feel like I need to listen to Danger Days and other days where I need to listen to The Black Parade. Also my music teacher likes them which really surprised me since he’s an old guy that likes to listen to jazz.

One Direction (UK)

Was a 1D fangirl and still is a 1D fangirl

Year I started listening - 2011

First song I listened to - What Makes You Beautiful

All of the albums are absolutely amazing. Got less pop over time. Lots of bops with some sadness thrown in which makes my heart hurt. Not afraid to bop to them in public.

Palaye Royale (Canadian)

Actually found them when CrankThatFrank did a video with them. Still waiting for the kazoo kid to perform with Satan’s Favourite Boy Band. Just 3 brothers who want to play some music. On the final Warped Tour.

Year I started listening - 2018

First song I listened to - Mr. Doctor Man

Boom Boom Room Side A is a quality album and I’m so hyped for Boom Boom Room Side B. Rock band that likes fashion and makeup. EPs have solid songs in them. 

Panic! At The Disco (American)

Living under a rock if you haven’t heard of them.

Year I started listening - 2016

First song I listened to - I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Each album has a different vibe to it so it depends on what you feel like that day on what you listen to. Didn't really like Pray For The Wicked but gave it a few more listens and I love it. 

Pierce The Veil (Mexican-American)

Post-hardcore band of Sexicans based in America. 

Year I started listening - 2017

First song I listened to - King For A Day ft. Kellin Quinn

Got less heavy over each album. Collide With The Sky is probably my favourite album. Currently writing album 5 which I am extremely excited for. Vic Fuentes’ voice is quite high and but you get used to it. Screams are excellent. 

PVMNTS (American)

Pronounced as pavements but they decided to not have vowels. Also remember Tyler Posey from Teen Wolf well yeah he’s the lead singer in the band. On the final Warped Tour.

Year I started listening - 2018

First song I listened to - Jumping Stairsets

Has a lot of early 2000s pop-punk influences. Sounds like Blink-182. Very excited for some more music from them. These guys did a UK tour with The Faim. Released an EP recently.

Shawn Mendes (Canadian)

Living under a rock if you haven’t heard of this sweet boy. 

Year I started listening - 2015

First song I listened to - Stitches

Newest album is very real and super chill. Got some new different sounds in it. First 2 albums are heavy on the singer songwriter genre. Amazing writing and his voice has a somewhat raspy tinge and extremely powerful at the same time.

Sleeping With Sirens (American)

Yes this is the band where the lead singer sounds like a girl.

Year I started listening - 2017

First song I listened to - If You Can’t Hang

Newest album is quite different to their past stuff but I really like it. Explored some issues in the songs which they haven’t previously done. Overall either angry or soft. 

Story Untold (Canadian) 

Pop-punk band. Lead singer (Janick Thibault) used to post a lot of covers on YouTube. Went under the name of Amasic before. Lead singer low-key sounds like Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day. Also kind of looks like Alex Gaskarth and Awsten Knight. On the final Warped Tour.

Year I started listening - 2017

First song I listened to - History

2 albums out currently. 1st album was extremely pop-punk. 2nd album explored some different sounds but still pop-punk. Also signed to Hopeless Records. 

A Summer High (American)

Found them through CrankThatFrank when he did a reaction vid to songs I’ve never heard before. On the last Warped Tour.

Year I started listening - 2018

First song I listened to - Pretty Little Liar

Think fetus 5SOS and that’s basically their sound. Basically the kids who never left their pop-punk sk8er boi phase. Has quite a few covers and needs to tour with 5SOS. All 3 of them can sing and they sing like angels. 

SWMRS (American)

Yes this is the band that has Billie Joe Armstrong’s kid in it. Also it’s pronounced Swimmers. Just they didn’t like vowels. Originally named Emily’s Army but they changed the name. Found these guys through a reaction to songs I’ve never heard before from CrankThatFrank 

Year I started listening - 2017

First song I listened to - Lose It

Kind of like indie-surf-punk idk but it’s good. Drive North has some anger and some bops just an overall good album. Can’t wait for some new music from them. 

Twenty Øne Piløts (American)

Living under a rock if you haven’t heard of them. Can’t even begin to describe the genre cause they’re just that different.

Year I started listening - 2016

First song I listened to - Ride

Bops mixed with deep lyrics and sadness. Raps are amazing. Poetic writing. 2 talented beans who deserve so much. New music is heavier and it will go so hard live I cannot wait. 

The Vamps (UK)

I had a phase with this band and their first 2 albums get heavy repeat. 

Year I started listening - 2014

First song I listened to - Somebody To You

First 2 albums are absolute bops. Mixed feelings from their 3rd album. Vocals are great.

Waterparks (American)

Metaphors. Metaphors everywhere. God’s Favourite Boy Band. On the final Warped Tour. 

Year I started listening - 2017

First song I listened to - I’m A Natural Blue

The EPs are great also angry and a lil bit of screaming. This band are a blessing sent from heaven and are pure boys. Follow Awsten on Twitter for the best quality content. Don't expect anything from Otto on social media he never uses it. Double Dare is cute but also slightly angry. Entertainment is full of anger and angst and sadness and it’s beautiful. Excellent songwriting. 

With Confidence (Australian)

Pop-punk. Very pop-punk. Jayden Seeley has a beautiful voice. On the last Warped Tour.

Year I started listening - 2017

First song I listened to - Voldemort

First album is a poetic masterpiece. Some bops and some sadness (looking at you Long Night). Excellent songwriting throughout. Love and Loathing is probably one of the best albums of 2018.

Lol that’s it. Will probably update everytime I get into another band.