#but its like 12am

[vinnys-girl]

(through gritted teeth) abt the similarities between redacted characters and hetalia.....do tell........

~@slushiepizza

sure (eyes brimming w tears)

(im sorry to anyone who wasnt on the internet between the horrendous years of 2010-2012 bc this might not make sense but, i deserve to share this)

((also sorry in general bc cringecore))

first similarity is that an ivan exists in both worlds. need i explain more? no.

porter being the next obvious one, snarky attitude, british, talks about treasure? (i will never forget pirate arthur)

cant explain that francis and gavin would get along you just have to trust and believe me on this

the babyifcation of Feliciano and Lasko is real and it will continue with every single male character that openly is either nervous or/and has a higher voice.

quick is this about italy or lasko?? or asher... hrmmm

uh sealand and caelum r the same bc they r little hard workers and dont deserve to be ignored but everyone (whether intentional or not) doesnt see/recognise them.

also the axis trio r the same as the shaw pack trio. hate to admit it but strong character, strong characters twink best friend and then the third one that the fandom seems to not smother with love expect like a few selection of people.

if guy (or asher) had a cowlick and was a patriot. not going to finish my sentence.

also nobody likes the tik tok/musically fandom of either.

2P IS THE SAME AS IMP just a bit less fannon intensive 😭😭

also hi romano & damien bc jesus christ i cant even begin with those two. the pipeline of just being rude to being some funny mfs is crazzzy

[idontwikeit]

No, no, no… you've got it all wrong… you can't act death. The fact of it is nothing to do with seeing it happen - it's not gasps and blood and falling about - that isn't what makes it death. It's just a man failing to reappear, that's all - now you see him, now you don't that's the only thing that's real: here one minute and gone the next and never coming back - an exit, unobtrusive and unannounced, a disappearance gathering weight as it goes on, until, finally, it is heavy with death.

-Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

for @annevbonny

[pepemoon]

It is said that the Boogeyman often appears in the dark, hiding in closets and under beds. But not this one. Tommy was so sure that man was within his walls. But lately, he isn’t even sure that was true. Especially tonight, after the loud siren blaring.

[endrimer]

You better run, better run; faster than my bullet.

foster the people - pumped up kicks

[demigod-of-the-agni]

The pishacha are manifestations of evil itself, locked within a cursed amulet. The wearer of the amulet is at the mercy of the demon, known for possessing humans and feeding off their host's chakra energy. However, if symbiosis is achieved, the pishacha can grant its host a myriad of powerful abilities.

I just needed to draw something cool okay. I needed to draw some cool goop and some cool looks okay. okay. if I didn't post this I would have exploded okay

[beeloovedd]

Phantom Talking to Swiss while sitting at the table watching Dew blowing out cigarette smoke and looking intimidating: He looks mean

Swiss, watching Dew too: Yeah he looks like it till he finds out we restocked the fridge

Dew, opening the fridge finding out they bought more Cheesecake: YAYYYYYY

(Inspired by this video )

[dailymspaintvolo]

miku volo for day 39 sankyuu music dai dai dai dai dai dai dai dai daisaabisu oh yeah! dai dai dai dai dainesshou hey making groovy!

[mcheung]

CRAZY RICH ASIANS (2018) Dir. Jon M. Chu

[catwyk]

happy sibling rane saturday!!!! figured i oughta balance out the ran(e)goon silliness with something Serious

[palmastrings]

Mammon💛

[candyfsh]

can you please write a dally x reader where they're broken up and they see each other around and reader usually ignores him until one night at a party he talks w her and they get back together

𐙚 ⋅ ˚ ₊ ‧ how you get the girl

by candyfsh

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days would feel like weeks. weeks would feel like months. and months would feel like years. it was about six or seven months ago that dallas winston broke up with y/n. he said he wasn't feeling the relationship anymore. it bothered y/n. of course it did! it left her devastated.

sometimes, they would run into each other in public. tulsa is a small town, so it's not uncommon. she would always, always avoid dallas. she can't put herself through pain again, even if she realized she could do better.

dallas wouldn't go out of his way to say anything to her, but he wouldn't totally ignore her, either. if he was out with friends and noticed her, his friends would probably tease him and he'd say some stupid joke about her, and that's it. but over these months, he realized how much he messed up and how much he wanted her back. he needs to know how to get her back.

step one; find your girl.

dallas is at the curtis residence, the rest of the gang there. johnny and ponyboy sit beside him. they can tell something is on his mind. or someone, for that matter. everyone knows how he feels.

"y'still thinkin bout y/n, dally?" steve pipes up. dallas turns his head to look at him and tries to act cool about it. but there's no denying it. before he can get a reply in, steve says something else. "she was at the dx today. said she was goin to some soc party with her girlfriends."

that's all dallas needs. he doesn't care where the party is or who's hosting it. if she's going, he is, too. "what soc?"

steve shrugs. "think it's her friend's boyfriend who's hosting the thing." there's no surprise that he listens in to everything, all the gossip. but dallas couldn't care less. he remembers when they were still together, and she would complain about how blind her friends were for choosing the ugliest and dumbest guys, and then say that she was lucky for having dallas. he regrets ever breaking up with her.

he gets up from the couch and without a goodbye, he leaves. he tries to get any information from soc boys about a party. they won't jump dallas. nobody can jump dallas. so he's fine with asking them for directions. although, he's more demanding directions.

step two; act cool.

he arrives at the soc party. he certainly doesn't fit in. his dull look doesn't match with the bright contrast of the rooms and all the people, but he only has one thing on his mind. he's determined to get the girl back.

while walking through the crowd coolly, casually glancing around for y/n, some drunken socs bump into him. he tries not to let them slow him down, focused on his girl. it's not like him to be hung up on a girl, so everyone knows that he really cares about her.

he sees a familiar group of girls. the girls he recognizes as her friends. he never paid much attention to them, but she would show him pictures she took and they almost always involved her friends. he always found it admirable and sweet how much she loves her friends. he always found female friendships interesting, too. he never quite understood them, and he still doesn't.

he approaches the girls casually to make it seem normal. the girls immediately recognize him as the guy who broke their friend's heart. so like good friends, they don't show interest in what he has to say. that is, until he asks a question.

"where's y/n?"

the girls give each other a certain questioning look, silently agreeing that maybe they should answer. but they don't want to hurt their friend. dallas just waits impatiently for a response. soon enough, the girls all turn back to face him. one of them opens her mouth to answer his question, but then someone else joins them with a small announcement that she's back.

dallas's eyes lock with hers. y/n, the girl he's been looking for. the girl he wants back. the girl he regrets leaving more than anything.

"y/n.." dallas says in a small voice. he sounds almost soft and fond. y/n glances away from him and clears her throat.

"hi, dal."

step three; tell her what you want.

dallas somehow convinced y/n's friends and y/n herself to let him have a word with her. so, dallas led her outside and sat down with her on the porch. they both sit together, feeling a bit of awkwardness between them. a bit of tension from their last interaction.

he looks over at her, admiring her for a moment. she's always been beautiful, whether she knows it or not. he nudges her shoulder to get her to look at him and it works.

"y/n..." he pauses for a moment. he never apologizes. never. the most he ever does is a 'yeah, yeah, sorry.' but he is going to actually admit what he did wrong and apologize. "i'm sorry. i'm sorry for breaking up with you and for being a shitty boyfriend. i took you for granted and i didn't realize it until it was too late."

her eyebrows knit together and her jaw slightly clenches. not in an angry way, yet more of a confused way. it's a habit she picked up from dallas. they both picked up habits from each other. dallas even still finds himself tapping his fingers the same way y/n does when she's bored.

"you weren't a shitty boyfriend. you were good." she turns her head toward the sky, now turned a royal blue color.

dallas can't take his eyes off of her. he furrows his own eyebrows. he always doubted himself for being a good boyfriend, so he tried. "i wasn't?"

she shakes her head no, focusing back on him. "that's what really hurt. i'm sorry for ... whatever i did that made you uninterested. and i'm sorry for always ignoring you." she can barely meet his gaze. she struggles to make eye contact, and dallas knows what that means.

"don't apologize. you're good. you're a good person and hell of a good girlfriend. it's my own fault that you ignore me."

the two are silent once again. she doesn't know what to say, and he doesn't know if he should add onto it. they both look up at the moon.

"i still love you, dally."

dallas turns his head to face y/n, and she does the same. dallas smiles a little bit.

"i still love you too."

that is the first time dallas has ever really outwardly admitted that he loves someone or something. he's thought it and showed it in his own ways, but this is different. so much different, and so much more special.

step four; get her back!

after a bit of sweet conversation, the same type that they did while together, dallas finally gets the courage to ask her to refresh.

"are you, like, free this sunday?"

y/n grins and dallas returns it. she chuckles slightly and remembers that's basically how it went when he asked her out for the first time. same day, too. a sunday.

"of course i am."

dallas attempts to mask his smile with a smirk. he adjusts his jacket, feeling good with himself. he feels more than good. he's proud of himself.

"cool."

[smalldumbpigeon]

see i know i have a tendency to like characters that you say “I can fix him” about but Haurchefant Greystone? He could fix me. He probably already did

[roachesbf]

Chubby Konig x Male reader

art @ Mr_Not_Null_ (twt.com)

It's inspired by this art lol, he is 100% my type and I needed to get this out of my brain NOW!!

Konig is very proud of his body on the field!! He can easily bring a man down with his size and height so he has no reason to be incompetent on the field. He’s given clear instructions on how to wipe the field with what he has, yet he has no idea what to do when it comes to you. Hell he gets even insecure because of how unsure he is, and if you even find him appealing for the most part. He’s so used to viewing his body as a killing machine, it’s hard to change his views about himself. But when you lay your head between his thighs or his belly he immediately melts with how much you love him. He especially goes crazy if you start kissing his belly all over, he bursts into childish laughter because he’s so sensitive to your touch. At first he was insecure to show skin around you such as his thighs, arms, belly/chest, but seeing the way you drool and squeal over him. You’ve managed to get him from always wearing hoodies and extremely baggy pants, to him just enjoying himself on the couch with a tank top and some shorts.

Everytime you’re cuddled up he asks you if all the hairs are a bother and itchy, but you just say it feels like you’re cuddling a bear. He gets all giddy when you compare him to one:)) He once shaved off the hair on his chest + stomach during an episode and when you saw him you treated it like a death in the family. He was a little embarrassed/ashamed but you both managed to talk to him about his feelings so all good after that. Somehow he just always convinces himself that you’d rather be with someone more conventionally attractive, he’ll ramble on about how you deserve better that the only way to get him to stop is by kissing him all over. He’ll get so flustered that his brain short circuits. With his big size though he does like to get annoying and he’ll keep you hostage in his arms when he doesn’t feel like getting up. It could be 10 in the morning and you need to get chores done, but as long as he’s got you in his arms, he’s not letting go. Or how he’ll lay himself on top of you for a little bit and pretend that you’re not there. Getting himself comfy while you’re trying to push him off while laughing.

When the both of you nap, he’s either holding you in his arms or he’s got you resting on top of him. No in between. He’s grown into the habit of falling asleep easier when he’s holding something in his arms, so cuddle sessions will usually turn into quick naps for the both of you.  

[honeybeebabs]

welp,,, how about a swtd oc, swtd community? :3

[im-fucking-baalin]

On Holyness and the blood you spilled to reach it

sooooo,,, spanish jumpscares you i guess!

that is a catholic prayer we say before communion if i remember correctly. it is meant to absolve you from any minor sin you may have commited in the time between last mass and the current one, yknow, things like lying or thinking "bad things" etc etc. It is half of it; the rest directly names virgin mary and such so i didnt find it necessary to add it, it would have killed the vibe imo.

I wish i could add a translation, but honestly im not sure wheter if it gets used in other countries and/or how many variations of it exists, and i dont want to mess anything up, sorry :(

on a second note, this was the "comic" i mentioned! halfway into rendering it, it just kind of didnt feel right anymore, so i reused a panel i liked a lot :] there are like two or three more of those, that of course will get their own full drawings!

now, lore!

ummm,

uh

i love the idea if lambert just, fully losing themselves to the concepts of good and bad. they were raised a certain way, destined to guide and protect, to be compassionate, kind and understanding. but on their pure rage, having accepted towws deal without batting an eye, they are forced to destroy their morals, and the constant guilt that comes from that confuses them so much, for now toww praises them for the bloodshed, but the doctrine in which they were raised persists on their mind and hurts them like a bitch but their actual god is there and doesnt condemn anything but they are so sure they would be considered a monster by their past flock and dklnsfuenvm

ohhhh this bad boy can fit in so much trauma

[septemberkisses]

Having a weird itch to make a profile on a dating site.