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what i think each breakfast club member smells like (this is kind of niche but trust..)
john: you know that guy reeks of cigarette smoke. he also smells like weed, gasoline, and he's probably a little musky. maybe a slight dirt/earth smell
claire: she probably has like 100 perfumes....definitely a vanilla and floral girl. she always smells good no matter what, even if she isnt wearing any perfume. she probably has a slight cherry smell too
brian: he smells....old. he smells like old sweaters, old books, like...a vintage library. i feel like he also has a very faint pine smell...i dont know why
andrew: since he is an athlete he is going to smell a little musky...but i feel like he douses himself in cheap cologne or men's deodorant. he's like the human embodiment of those deodarants that are like "TIGER STRIPE FIRE MOUNTAIN BREEZE 🔥🔥🔥"
allison: i feel like she also smells like smoke, maybe a little alcohol. she kind of smells like an antique store, it isnt something you can quite put your finger on. it's allison anyway, girl is an enigma
#the breakfast club#80s#80s movie#john hughes#john bender#allison reynolds#andrew clark#claire standish#brian johnson#judd nelson#ally sheedy#molly ringwald#emilio estevez#anthony michael hall#headcanons#i got this idea bc my friend sent me a perfume she thought bender would smell like#and i need it immediately#but it's very expensive
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batlantern where clark was too late. sorry clark.
#dc#mine#batlantern#its because i love superbat soooo much that other batships at clarks expense are very funny to me
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"But if college was free, then people would abuse that and get useless degrees" hell yeah I would! If I could go to college without debt I would make it my job to get a degree in every little thing that interested me. I'd get a doctorate in film studies. I'd have a bachelor's degree for every science I like. I'd try to learn at least 5 languages with varying results. I would learn something "useful" like coding and then follow it up with a ""useless"" degree like art history. I'd be the world record speed run holder for getting every degree possible.
But I can't afford college without going into massive debt, so instead I spent the last 5 years trying to figure out what I am passionate enough about to consider going into debt over, because unfortunately being passionate about everything is extremely expensive to pursue.
#simon says#i love learning so much and I hate the USA's college debt system#once they make that shit free I will be unstoppable#this topic sprung up because I had the idea that im very academic and annoyingly analytical that I might as well get a degree in it#because without a degree you just seem like an autistic asshole#but with a degree? then you look like a CREDIBLE autistic asshole#don't worry I will still learn but I still want that funky piece of paper to tell everyone I learnt it#also there's some things that are VERY difficult to learn#like I would love to persue this topic further but unfortunately I would need help with that#also before you say 'try taking [blank] classes instead! it's less expensive than a degree!' im broke#my only learning resource is the library sorry about that#also this is not the post to give me unwarranted financial advice#finances are one of the topics I DO NOT care about and I WILL NOT listen to a word you say
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My furnace broke this morning and I managed to get a repair guy in right away. I called to remember that Vice has an inexplicable phobia of furnace repairmen.
I've spent the last 45 minutes looking for Vice and was literally starting to worry that he'd somehow made it outside or into the walls somehow. In a last ditch effort to communicate to him that the world had not ended and it was safe to come out, I climbed into bed, knowing that he never misses an opportunity to cuddle, even when it's far from the usual time for it.
Five minutes later...
I still don't know where he's been. I swear he can dematerialize.
#furnace repair is either going to be very expensive or require outright replacement which. sucks. and meanwhile no heat#vice please stop turning into smoke
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Grim went off her food today. vomited up breakfast, and then refused to touch anything further. I thought the vomit was Pangur’s at first, so I spent the whole day babying her and hand feeding, until dinner when it became clear Grim was the one with nausea.
I’ve been doing my best to keep Grim from the kitten food, because the high fat content can give adult cats pancreatitis, but there’s been a couple times where I’ve put the food somewhere I thought was inaccessible only to find Grim up there accessing it. I didn’t think she’d stolen more than a couple mouthfuls, but her symptoms today seem very pancreatitis-y.
I’m so angry at myself for not having done a better job keeping the kitten food out of reach. I took her to an emergency vet (my regular one was closed) and they’ve decided to keep her overnight. the bloodwork tomorrow should show whether it���s pancreatitis.
#my poor old girl#she’s on IV fluids right now#the bill was nearly 4K so it’s a very expensive mistake of mine#I had the food on top of a bookshelf 💀 the cats have never gotten up there before so I thought it was a safe location#turns out they’ve just never been properly motivated before
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Help a Trans Lesbian get through the work week!
05/09/2024
I'm going to be stranded at work today! I really need help getting home today and to work until I get paid again. It's $20-$25 A DAY just for me to get to work. Even with skipping meals I don't have enough to get to work. If you're able pls help me out.
$100 goal
CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen
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Book Decoration: AKA All The Ways I Don't Use a Cricut
(this post is for people who don't want to buy an expensive cutting tool, or for those that do have an expensive cutting tool that would like to mix things up a little)
1. Print That Shit
If you're already printing your own textblocks, an easy step for titles is to print them. Above is a title printed onto an "obi" of decorative paper. I measured out where I wanted things on the finished book and laid it out in Affinity, then printed it on a full sheet & trimmed it down to wrap around the book. A more simple method is to print & glue on the label into a slight indent in the cover (to protect it). A third option is to do the spine in bookcloth, while you print on paper for the cover and then glue that paper onto the boards (this usually looks even better when it is a three-piece bradel bind).
2. Foil Quill / Heat Pens
The heat pen is one of my go-to tools, but it can be a bit touchy about materials. The most popular version is the We R Memory Keepers' Foil Quill (which is one of the most ergonomic), but other pens exist that can get you to a higher heat temp, finer lines, or more consistent foil. For example, I have a pen created by a local Japanese bookbinding studio that fares way better on leathers than the WRMK quill & with a finer tip, but it's hell to control. Best results in general are on paper or smooth bookcloth (starched linen, arrestox, colibri - even duo will work but its less solid). The fuzzier a bookcloth is, the less your foil quill wants to deal with it. This means the heat n bond method of making bookcloth does not play nice with a heat pen usually, but there are two solutions: 1) use this tutorial on paste + acrylic medium coated bookcloth instead that will get you a perfect surface for the heat pen, or 2) use the pen on paper & then glue onto the cloth. I did a video tutorial for both foil quill use and this type of homemade bookcloth for @renegadeguild Binderary in 2023.
You get the most consistent results by tracing through a printed template that is taped in place, as I do in the video above.
3. Paint That Shit
Acrylic paints will do you fine! The above is free-handed with a circle template, because I wanted that vibe. If you need straight lines that won't seep, lay them down with tape first & then paint over it first with a clear Acrylic medium, then your color. Same goes for stencils. Two more examples of painted bookcloth:
4. IT'S GOT LAYERS
By using layers of thinner boards, you can create interesting depths & contrasts on your cover. You can also make cutouts that peep through to the decorative paper behind. The most important part to this technique is the order in which each edge is wrapped. To get a good wrapped inside edge, you will split the turn in into tabs to get them to conform to a curve. You can also layer multiple colors of bookcloth without multiple layers of board, as seen below left, so long as you mind your cut edges for fraying.
5. Inlaid... anything
Mirrors! Marbled paper! I saw someone do a pretty metal bookmark once! The key is creating a little home for it to live in, which is pretty similar to the above layering method. On one layer you cut the shape, & glue that layer onto the bottom solid board before covering. You can do the top layer as an entire 1 mm board (like I did for the mirrors) or a sheet of cardstock, like I would use for inlaid paper.
6. Decorative Paper
Decorative paper is always helpful & adds to the paper hoard... & its effects can be layers with other techniques, as below. Marbles, chiyogami, momi, or prints & maps of all kinds can be great additions. Some papers may need a protective coating (such as wax or a sealer).
7. Stamps (with optional linocut)
While I've not used many more regular rubber stamps, I do know some who have, successfully! And I've used one once or twice with embossing powder (see photo 3 up, the gold anchor on the little pamphlet bind). What also works is to carve your own linocut or stamp, & then use block printing ink to ink it onto your fabric (as i did above). A bit time intensive, but it was nice how easily reproducible it was, and I liked the effect I got for this particular bind.
These methods are not exhaustive, just ones I've used, and there are of course many others. I haven't gone too into detail on any of these for the sake of length (& post photo limits) but feel free to ask about more specifics. Usually I'm using them in combination with other options.
#fanbinding#bookbinding#celestial sphere press#ficbinding#in progress review#bookbinding how to#i am not particularly anti-cricut or anything#it's just a very expensive tool#and its prevalence sometimes makes new binders think they HAVE to get one#when they absolutely do not#you can make pretty books without it
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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie
#fantasy high#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#figueroth faeth#the bad kids#half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol#I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way#no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me#riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it#he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts#and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that#kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount#of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also#gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on#the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support#fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling#very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive#and so is adapting random parts to her system#fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that#adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o#and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad#she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers#I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties#is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand
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I don't know how many times we have to say this but this is because the United States of America does not have public transit in any form that a European would recognize as such outside of a few very small, highly-dense municipal locations like NYC and Chicago, and having used both those systems and the U-Bahn i can firmly assert that the U-Bahn blows American subways into smithereens. we especially do not have accessible interstate passenger train service outside of that one commuter Amtrak loop in the northeast. the country is designed to force its citizens to use cars and only cars, and the government has made it policy to incentivize car ownership since the 1940s and punish any other form of transit, including just walking around. do you understand? the vast majority of roads here do not have bike lanes. when we do have bike lanes they are not protected by a curb or divider, they are just white lines painted on the asphalt. you will regularly encounter roads and streets--inside of cities and suburbs, not just in rural areas--that do not have sidewalks
#they will never get it unless theyre actually forced to live here lmao#a German drivers license is 800-2000€ btw which IS very expensive i agree#however that is money being paid directly to the government so they can use as much of it as possible to tongue Israel's butthole#and then whatever is left over for trains and bike lanes and sidewalks#as opposed to the usa where a license costs basically nothing and requires almost zero skills testing and as a result the only thing that#kills more children than cars in this country is guns#lmao#however having looked at OP's blog i just want to say they're right about red dwarf#peace and love on planet earth
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I love Raph and haven’t said that enough so to be more specific I love that Raph is a soft boy who loves bear plushies, a gross boy who eats an assortment of things that are definitely better left alone, a smart boy who is more than capable of taking down villains through planning and fortitude alike, a strong boy who is dedicated to training his muscles and fighting prowess, a teenage boy who loves his brothers but is more than happy to tease and roughhouse with them, an angry boy who sometimes lets his anger take a hold of him to cover the fear, a gentle boy who is generous with hugs and affirmations to those he loves, a capable boy who takes on more than should ever be expected of a teenager, a good boy who just wants to be a hero and slowly comes to realize the cost of that duty, a good boy who has no reservations about putting himself in the way of harm coming to his family, a good boy who’s a great brother and son and person and deserves only the best the world has to offer.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt raph#rise raph#he’s so wonderful frfr#my poor boy is traumatized but still so proud of what they accomplished because they’re HEROES#what started as something fun - Saturday morning cartoon-like heroes vs villains esque - soon becomes his calling#and he loses himself a little along the way#because the world is TERRIFYING now#if they don’t do something about the bad things in the world then worse things will come#and Raph CARES too much to let it happen#even at the expense of his own happiness and youth#and he luckily reigns back that fear - knowing his family is there to keep an eye out with him#and he finally lets himself be a kid again#he’s very well rounded and his flaws are so good because (like the others) they are ALSO his strengths#I like how it’s softly implied that bears are his fav animal too bc that’s cute af#headcanon that he likes them so much because a stuffed bear was the first toy splinter managed to get Raph#but yeah one of my favorite things about tmnt is that the characters are well rounded and rottmnt exemplifies that immensely#with raph being no exception!!#amazing big brother and character#there’s a REASON in my tmnt main character tierlist he’s S tier!!!!#hot take but in terms of who should be leader I think it should be less who’s the better leader-#-and more who’s the better leader FOR THIS SPECIFIC MISSION#bc all four can be great leaders fight me on that#APRIL can as well 100%#doesn’t need a designated leader for them to succeed#they just need ~communication~#one of my favorite things tying Raph and Leo together is that they both *hide*#I’ve talked about Leo’s many masks a lot but Raph has one too#and it’s the mask of a hero - the mask of the protector
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Really liked draculas ex gf, just one question. Why no fangs?
#the fangs were actually quite expensive and the VFX shots of them growing took a lot of work thank you very much!#i wore them on the red carpet too#dracula's ex-girlfriend
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They r like dress up dolls 2 me...
outfit changing charm idea
#splatoon#off the hook#pearl#marina#nintendo#splatoon 2#my art#id love to make these one day! Id actually love to design outfit changing charms for all 3 idol groups#but alas. Production costs on these charms in particular are Very expensive#maybe someday...
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clone bebbeh
#tf2#tf2 medic#his very very expensive clone baby#drop him and you owe a trillion dollars and your life#he spent a year on this he will harvest you so much a scratch#since the baby baboon was a sucess might as well make a human being#jurassic park this shizzzz#snipperdoodle
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Help Disabled Lesbians of Color Eat!!!
My partner and I have food allergies and digestive/immune issues, and due to my partner only finding this out recently we havent been able to buy all the food we both need to eat! My partner is basically loosing a lot of weight and starving at work because we dont have any food shes not allergic to for her to eat. I just need $200 to get us some foods that dont make us sick, it has been really hard for my partner so if you can pls show us some support.
$200 Goal
CA: $sleepyhen
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#gastroparesis#heds#chronic illness#disability#Our food budget basically is expensive bc we cant eat dairy gluten legumes and a large swath of other things bc im very sensitive#im worried for my girlfriend and i honestly just wanna make sure we have food she can eat atleast#she works a physically demanding job and need wayyyy more calories than shes getting
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I’d invite machete and vasco to my animal crossing village
They're a package deal, you have to take them both.
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#Vasco#Machete#answered#wowwforever#this is as good a time as any to admit that I've never played any of the Animal Crossing games#consoles are just so expensive and I have a bizarre personal vendetta against buying electronics unless I'm 110% sure I *need* them#so these days unless a game gets a pc release I'm unlikely to ever get my hands on it#but the art style is very appealing and the character designs are vibrant and clever so I've been admiring them from a distance for a while#I love it when I have a chance to draw Vasco with these specific bean eyes#they make him look benevolently mischievous#also just now noticing that I made Machete's tail machete shaped
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After months of checking Toy Animal Figurine Displays i finally found one that had a lynx and of course i made it kiss the deer. I would have bought them both but this was at a petco and i would have been very embarrassed to buy Toys at the petstore and nothing else
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