#but it's still awkward

[morweneledhwen]

The amount of times my finger has slipped and auto-correct gave me Fags of Fortune instead of Fangs of Fortune, I swear to God.

[cantsayidont]

One other sour point about YOU ME HER is that it never really comes to grips with the protagonists' heavy drinking, which is at Nick and Nora Charles levels throughout most of the series. Since we eventually learn that Izzy's parents' substance use basically wrecked her childhood, and there's even a throwaway line about how she should be concerned that her father's alcoholism might be genetic, the casualness with which she, Nina, Jack, and Emma will down huge amounts of alcohol or get blackout drunk is disconcerting, and the show apparently expects the audience to just shrug it off.

[blank-sys]

really awkward splitting a new guy who has the same name as one of the friends we talk to the most

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Bruce used Awkward Flirtation. It's a Critical Hit!

Reference under cut

[pink0lamby]

MY IRL FRIEND FOUND MY AO3 ACCOUNT HSFHJEBHJGHKBJKBHBDHEHJ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[chloesimaginationthings]

Scott Cawthon’s version of FNAF security breach..

[gabekidd]

Hahaaa... today I get to tell the old accepted job that I'm moving on

[tubbytarchia]

so ranchers huh

[phantomkapok]

still here

[wardingshout]

Zelda goes mushroom girl

[kreachvera]

danganronpa in 2024..? hello ...?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Welcome (back) to the world!

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[kneelingshadowsalome]

König wants to lie side by side and stare you in the eyes. He read somewhere that having moments of eye contact strengthens the emotional bond between a couple.

...It's just that he wants to be naked when you do it. He calls this 'You & Me time", doesn't even blink as he cradles you in his arms, somehow snuggles his cock inside of you too.

Full, wrinkled balls press flush against your skin as you swallow uncomfortably, his eyes now boring deeper into yours. His dick gives the occasional throb against your walls, and if you try to wriggle out of his grasp or change position, he grunts, very displeased.

[demaparbat-hp]

Oh, Aang, you're really in it now...

This is Zu—I mean, Jian Li and Katara's second meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU. The first proper one, anyway.

Once they get through a minor difference of opinion or two (“I can carry my own basket!” “Never said you—” “I'm not weak!” “I didn't—” “Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean—” “Would you listen for once, woman?!” ) they'll become nearly inseparable.

For now Jian Li will carry Katara's basket all the way to the Kyoshi Warriors' dojo and, once there, they'll mercilessly tease Sokka when they see him in uniform.

[celenawrites]

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, after years of active duty, has no idea how to court a woman normally.

Does recon (*cough* stalking *cough*) at his new date’s place sound normal - taking note of your daily routine, watching you go through mundane chores in skimpy little t-shirts that barely covers your ass as you bend over to take out the laundry from the washer and watching you enjoy a cup of earl grey (a woman after his heart, he says) normal? No, it isn’t.

But, is it normal for your date to come into your apartment when you call to take a rain-check on your date because your bathroom pipes burst open at the worst possible time and you need a plumber to help you stop them or you’d run out if water, only for Simon to offer his help and fix it, discarding his plaid shirt and distracting you with his biceps in that good-for-nothing wife-beater he has on (the one that makes you almost clutch your pendant in comfort as you try to call for takeout as you don’t try to fantasize about his big, muscly arms to have you in a headlock as he fucks you dumb)? Also, not normal.

But, Simon is not exactly a conventional man and after he fixes your pipes, being normal is quite possibly the last thing in his mind as he makes you cum on his thick cock for the third time in an hour, his fingers rubbing at your clit as you bite the pillow and make your back arch in a way that makes your ass grind against his pelvis and he cannot resist the urge to give it a good smack, laughing throatily as he hears your muffled whine at the sting.

Point to be made, nothing has exactly been normal when it comes to Simon. But that’s fine, he can make do with that - or so he believes as he sees you demolish the already cold takeout you both had neglected earlier for your lovemaking. Now, he has a date to plan for as he slowly enjoys the cold noodles from the takeout box and watches the shitty tele with you.

[shrugsinchinese]

Verleth…. Walk with me my friends….