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satocidal · 2 months ago
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Hi Rome! New follower here, and I love the way you write Geto ❤️ He doesn't get the love he deserves!!
Saw your requests were open, and I had an idea for headcanons: what kind of music do you think the JJK guys would be into (Nanami, Suguru, Satoru and Toji in particular) ?
𓂂 ˚ ☆ ꙳ *.What Sort of Music They Listen to...?
a/n: firstly, hi baby<333 🙈thank you for saying that and secondly, sorry for taking so long with this - school stuff just had my head</3 and lastly, this is purely based on MY music taste (unfortunately) so i mean, if you don't know some of this artists or expected different ones then<///3(i also shift a lot from hindi to english music so japanese music was anyways a no-go lol)
also majot sorry for no Toji (he just stumped me so bad)
warnings: not proof-read, just rambling
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Satoru Gojo:
Satoru i think, does a little bit of everything - nor is he shy to try new music. He's the kind of guy who recognises every song that plays - wherever it be, radio, malls, restaurants, he een knows the elevator music so...yes. At the same time, i think he'd also just...put everything in his 'liked' playlist💀and call it a day. In particular i feel Satoru is Kendrick guy? and also Doechii? but when in feels, i think he also pulls out some Sufjan Stevens and Finneas as well lmao (i think teen! Satoru would also have Cavetown and Arctic Monkeys in his playlists) although i don't think he'd play their songs on his head but unironically knows every lyric and bobs his head to all hot girl music (nikki and britney and megan, the entire bunch lol) Definitely an ABBA guy<3
Suguru Geto:
As i've stated many times on my blog lmao, Suguru would probably be a Hozier and Lord Huron guy - it's the arsonist vibe that makes me say this? and the slight rebellion but that's just me. A huge 70s-90s sucker actually, and Nirvana - he is the guy who won't ask you to name 5 songs but looks at you and judges you with the assumption that you don't. Teen Suguru would get down to fight you if you said you were a bigger MCR fan. I think he also is a vibe to Florence and the machine or Mitski (just again, his vibe - idk if he'd listen or whatever) I think Suguru would fw indie bands too - GROUPLOVE and Peach pit being major artists there, maybe some drifting Yot Club or Cleffy too Also again, a Kendrick guy - i just think Suguru is the kind who enjoys the lyricism that goes in the art yk? be it whatever genre. Unironically began to listen to Mother Mother after leaving and just...never...stopped. He is the kind to have 50+ playlists (listen to the same 5 on repeat though) i also think he majorly judges lana listeners
Kento Nanami:
Hmmmmmmm, i feel like - i don't want to stereotype - but he stays away from the new music? idk how to explain (hates ice spice if you catch my drift), he definitely doesn't mind rap music but again, wouldn't play it on his own. As it is a fanon thing anyways that Kento was emo so i mean, you've got MCR (you know he never refused to jam to Teen Spirits with Suguru<3) - fall out boy, maybe paramore? on his playlist. but i do believe older him would have shifted to elvis maybe? not a major jazz guy but enough to prove a point lol. Teen Kento would in fact ask you to name 5 name songs and would be proud of listening to under-rated artists (and roll his eyes when Satoru would do the same but, for some overly-hyped artist of the time). I think Nanami isn't huge on music anyways though - i do see Satoru listening to music 24/7 (don't ask why but smn to do with his infinity) and Suguru too plays it a decent amount but for Nanami, his music app opens 2 times a week lmao <3
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fabuloustrash05 · 2 months ago
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I'm back again with my silly saiyan ideas. this time, I went down a rabbit hole and made a discovery from my fav girl, Bulla.
but let's start with her grandfather. so we know King Vegeta. other than his sons having carbon copies appearance from their dad, he has a recognisable jewellery. a large pendant. (tbh I liked the 90's anime more cus it's more pretty)
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while I was looking through Bulla's wiki page, one of her trivia made an assumption that her name could be a reference to a roman amulet called a bulla
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interestingly, I decided to check out more info, and it peaks more interest to me. this is what a bulla amulet looks like. and yeah it's true.
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since a bulla is meant for ancient roman boys to wear, I found that ancient roman girls also wear a similar pendant with the same purpose of protecting them and it called a Lunula. also, both genders remove their amulets when they reach adulthood.
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imo, it's prettier than the bulla amulet. now these two amulets remind me so much of king Vegeta's two necklaces. and here's where the headcanons come in.
the royal saiyan family has the same tradition with the romans of giving their sons a bulla and the daughters a lunula amulet for their protection. (here's where I also add my own twist with this) after coming of age, they can still keep their amulet as a betrothal necklace for their married partners. okay avatar reference I see you.
maybe that explains why King Vegeta has two different necklaces. if his wife has died by that point, he continue wearing her necklace to remember her (aww) and also why Vegeta thought the name Bulla wasn't so bad for his daughter cus it referred to their traditional jewellery.
also Vegeta would try to bring back this amulet tradition for his children. he thinks it's too late for Trunks so he starts off with Bulla. from what he remembered from his late father, Vegeta had to craft his own by hand with gold and jewels. he had many failed attempts of making it, and not having time due to training and other stuff as he's doing this in secret. but finally, he's done creating the amulet. Bulla is already 4 now, but it's doesn't matter.
Ooo! Very interesting fine!
I really do like the idea of King Vegeta wearing his deceased wife’s jewelry/amulet as a tunnel way to show that he still respects her/things of her/is mourning her.
I always did like the idea that the amulets King Vegeta wears are the Saiyan equivalent of wearing a crown. Like the amulet symbolizes the royal status.
However, I’m going to have to to respectfully disagree with you on one thing you’ve stated. I really do not like King Vegeta’s design from the 90’s. The bright colors clash with one another and I don’t like the red tint in his hair. Too much red overall going on.
Now his design in the Broly Movie?? Now THATS an improvement! His hair, beard and outfit look better, I like the colors in his outfit, his armor is an improvement, his amulet looks nicer (fit for a king). Just overall it’s a much better look in my opinion. Also he looks HOT!
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elysiae · 4 months ago
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ON-LYNE headcanons based on concept art, songs, and the miniscule info we have on them with a little bit of self projecting and mental illness mixed in
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because im techrotted brainrotting over the boys and i love them dearly and im so excited for the technocyte codas i cant take it i need to yell about them (also partially inspired by this post! go check it out its so cool, i love the theories and based a lot of the personality traits off it)
also quick note that we're going under several assumptions here: Gregory V is and has been a shit manager for a while, they know they're being replaced, they live together and are hiding in some corner of Hollvania that's uninfected, and most importantly of all that they're alive and (barely) kicking
(concept art was snatched from the warframe fandom wiki, technocyte coda page)
~5-7min read, long ass text wall warning
ZEKE
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he's giving he/they bisexual
definitely has a history of dealing with peer pressure. "never set the trend, follow your own" he is sooo against that go with the crowd shit... which is really funny when you take the infestation into account
chronic depression that's been stuck with him for a while now, but it's spiraled beyond anything he can reasonably manage ("Zeke hungers to unmake himself" can be taken a plethora of ways)
wants to get an eyebrow piercing but Gregory never let him "for his image" (still soooo fucking salty about that)
^ speaking of, he's so salty actually. not to a point of being petty exactly and it's 90% directed at Gregory because he's just so sick of the guy but WOOH can he throw shade
anyway he's giving grunge fashion enjoyer
i know this is semi canon but im leaning into it HE IS 1000% AN AVID FASHIONISTA. and he has some STRONG OPINIONS on fashion trends
if he's not bedrotting, he's trying on different outfit combos. always getting the boy's opinions on them
they don't hire anybody to do their outfits for their shows because Zeke is always on it. he knows everybody's style, what they're comfortable in, and what looks good on them like the back of his hand he frankly doesn't trust anybody else cuz they always fuck it up (see "Zeke has some STRONG OPINIONS on fashion trends")
Zeke SWOONS for Drillbit's fashion sense. when they first met, that was what grabbed his attention: he's so unapologetically himself and the expression through fashion hooked him. (take it platonically or romantically idc)
he loved loved loved being famous at first, but with everything going on he's losing that spark. and it terrifies him because this was his dream for so long
his actual problem (shit manager aside) is that he can't deal with the pressure of being the face of the band. like yeah, everybody plays their part, but he's the leader. if he wasn't the one fully in the limelight, he'd be better off, but he doesn't realise that yet <3
and he desperately needs a break
he's gonna snap soon and it isn't gonna be pretty
whether that ends up in somebody dead, himself dead, him in a mental hospital, or something less extreme, that's a future problem for a future Zeke
DRILLBIT
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PUNK KING
there's a running joke he has psychic powers. it's like he just reads everybody's mind. he just KNOWS??? it creeps the other boys out sometimes
would be an awesome therapist
studied psychology in university for 2 years before dropping out because he didn't have the time needed to really dedicate to it
(plus i mean, he's already living the life as a singer, no point in getting a degree he might never use)
had really bad scoliosis as a kid, uses a brace to try fixing it
^ his posture is awful
^ ^ he hates chairs, especially ones without cushions/padding. most uncomfortable shit ever
^ ^ ^ unfortunately Gregory never fuckin listens to him so he has to suffer almost every event
shorter than Harddrive (6'1) & Zeke (5'11), but wears platforms so he looks like he's the tallest
DJ is always stealing his spiked bracelets. it used to annoy him but he gave up after figuring out they'd always magically reappear on his dresser a couple days later tops.
he's always going after Packet for his posture. "buddy you don't want to end up like me, trust"
definitely an astrology fan. not like full on believing in it, he's not an astrology girlie, but he finds it cool. has tarot card sets
i feel like he'd be interested in witchcraft too, but it's something he keeps very, very close to his chest. not even the boys know
deliberately pushes his luck with Gregory. as the 'token alt' he gets away with more, and he's trying to see how far he can go with it before Gregory shuts him down. it started after the whole Zeke eyebrow piercing shitshow.
listen, Zeke is his best friend and he's happy for him, but man, does he want to be in the spotlight. i mean, face of the band, the 'leader'. if Zeke were to step down or something happened, Drillbit would snatch the opportunity SO fast.
he knows Zeke's problems better than Zeke himself does lol, he's been trying to subtly convey that for months now. Zeke isn't the only one, though
Drillbit always had this sixth sense when it came to everybody else's feelings, he always felt them stronger than his own like the shore of the peaceful beach swept over with a tsunami.
sometimes it makes him physically ill.
empathy. but it's something more than that
right now, emotions are high, overwhelming, suffocating from all corners and he's drowning in the tides.
HARDDRIVE
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this might be a little heavier sorry in advance
contrary to the implications of "he really knows how to treat a girl and make her feel like she’s the only one in the world!", he has actually never had a girlfriend last more than 3 weeks
not because of anything he's doing. he just has a knack for getting really shit partners
he's gay, but extremely in denial for the LONGEST time and trying to come to terms with it
so emotionally intelligent? if you're going to have a late night deep talks, it's going to be with him. guaranteed. he thinks a lot about things
maybe a little overprotective of the boys? just a smidge.
he's a cuddly teddybear yes, but he could still 100% kick your ass if deserved (but would feel guilty for weeks)
used to have stagefright. Zeke and Drillbit helped him come out of his shell in that regard, but he still does freeze up sometimes when he remembers he's on stage. in front of millions of eyes.
cottagecore energy. enough said.
shares rings with Drillbit all the time (insert marriage joke here)
he can carry all of the members around easy peasy and has done it to all of them at least once on camera. there's sooo many memes about it all over the internet
never escaping the perfect husband material allegations (truth)
he doesn't really mind the fame... but he's also not entirely sure about it. he preferred being a smaller band, when he didn't have to hide his face and deal with fans every time he went out.
part of him wants to leave, but he's torn between his loyalty to on-lyne, more specifically his friends and memories in it, and freedom. but with being such a well known figure, he knows it isn't that simple.
there is no freedom. he hit the scene, there's no turning back.
he'll always be Harddrive, wherever he goes.
PACKET
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aroacespec. demiaroace maybe. havent quite decided
not gonna lie i do not have many ideas for him, but that is the most demiboy to ever demiboy. i mean come on, PACKET as a stage name?
im sorry the name Packet had to come from an inside joke or something
has had like 50 different hair colors over the course of his life. this is his natural hair color though because he needs to give his poor hair a break (SAME BUDDY)
inattentive ADHD. nothing else to add there
UNGODLY SLEEP SCHEDULE. stays up to stupid o' clock gaming. you need to talk at 3:08am? he's awake!
might be biased from this post but he's giving "cute unsuspecting guy knows a lot of really concerning things" (how to hide a body, all kinds of manipulation tactics, how to kill a person in various ways, how fast bodies decay, must i go on)
^ hes a writer. he writes fanfics and posts them under another name, i dont make the rules
you'll hear him cackling at 2:47AM and i can almost guarantee it's because he's laughing at terrible reader x on-lyne fanfics
sorry but my king here looks like his mom dressed him and i think Quincy would have a heart attack if he saw him. Zeke sure did when they first met (Zeke is singlehandedly carrying his fashion on live performances)
(OK THIS WAS A LITTLE MEAN BUT THERES WAYS I WOULD PERSONALLY DEFINITELY FIX IT)
Zeke probably gave him a whole ass makeover. took one look at him and was like hell No you need to learn how to style your outfits or i will die (exaggerated but as a fashion enjoyer i feel u Zeke)
he's 70% of the reason Zeke doesn't trust anybody else to do their outfits because of how awful his sensory issues are. everybody else fucks it up and he can never make the full show without a meltdown
people seem to think he's a lot younger than he is and it drives him fucking crazy because nobody listens to him (the boys do though <3).
there used to be a serious infantilizing problem in the fanbase but on lyne managed to nip it in the bud for the most part.
he has dissociating problems, running on autopilot sooo much. forgets he's a person. so easily lost in conversations. you know how it is!
listen this might just be my love for horror, inspo from this post again and (probably 80% of it) an au i've been writing recently... but he's giving uncanny valley. unintentionally freaks people out.
like he has problems. everybody has their problems but there might actually be something Severely Wrong with his mental, but whatever the hell it is, nobody really knows??
he's still an awesome guy; smart, friendly, incredible mediator, there's zero doubt in anyone's mind he loves the boys
but its not just what he knows and has researched that's strange.
it's the way he switches up so fast when somebody walks up to him. the wildly different traits he shows for different people. the way common morals dont seem to be something natural to him, but he makes an effort to look like it is even with a lack of passion. it's the fact that despite being a mediator and being so 'empathetic' with the boys, he's very... emotionally cold in other departments. his behavior like a lightswitch, two completely wildly different modes
with everything going on, i don't think they ever will really know what's up with him. just gotta hope it doesn't get worse, whatever it is, and that he's okay
"don't hate the hacker, hate the code", amiright
(as a small a/n i have actually not decided what is up with him. because in the au i wrote---and what led me to get attached to these boys---hes a fanatic cult follower who's barely clinging to the ropes of sanity because shit just got that bad. will be doing research so i dont stereotype whatever i end up attributing to him :thumbsup:)
DJ RoM
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first of all.
🏳️‍⚧️ . i know what you are DJ. they/he user spotted
does not gaf about Gregory's whole "hide all this stuff about yourself for your image" shtick, they're always making trans jokes
i know their fan site page says he's "soft spoken and quiet" but i look at them and can't help but think they'd say the most unhinged things.
and you think he's bad on camera? they're worse off camera <3 Zeke may be the one flirting with everybody but this guy? THIS GUY is a different level if you know what i mean
naturally blond but started getting grey hair from stress and just ran with it. eh they stand out more who cares
definitely has busted hearing
they have tinnitus. it drives them crazy. usually they just tune it out, but there's times where it seriously gets under their skin and you can TELL
very sound sensitive. misophonia moment
out of everybody they NEED to have a good 10 hours of sleep or they will NOT be able to function. (unfortunately i imagine considering the circumstances, he probably hasn't had enough sleep in a good few months at least)
he has so many different kinds of sunglasses. the regular ones in their art, but also heart shaped, star shaped, probably more fun shapes too
horror enjoyer, especially analogue/psychological. stuff that messes with your head.
super fast learner, especially musically
probably multilingual but as for what languages they know i'm not sure lmao
you know all that advice that's like "when somebodys making fun of you take it really well and laugh with them, and the bully will move on because youre not a fun target"? yeah this guy. living proof it works (for the record i dont actually know if it works, he just has this vibe)
i have a feeling he's gone through some really traumatic things. like, before the techrot takeover and maybe even before meeting the boys
he's seen shit and at this point it's really, really hard to make him flinch.
but theyre so chill about it that youd literally never guess
Drillbit's been trying to get them to open up and talk for years now it feels like, because he's not just seeing a mental decline, he's seeing a physical one. they all are seeing it
and it scares them
... i think thats my longest post yet lmao. anyway they're hot and they better not die in an upcoming update and we better be able to KIM message them or i'll wail. my favorite band of introverts that look like extroverts and accidentally got famous and dont know wtf to do with themselves because theyre BEYOND 6 feet deep in this shit now
k peace im going to bed... feel free to throw out thoughts on these guys bc i need more content of them (and i need more harddrive headcanons)
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starryoak · 2 years ago
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Basic Pokémon Worldbuilding Headcanons
Decided to write down my base worldbuilding assumptions about the Pokémon World, in case anyone else would like to share them;
Pokemon types are not fully a human-made classification system, but rather a metaphysical property of a Pokémon’s aura, the same aura that Lucario and many other Pokémon manipulate; the ‘frequency’ of their type is unique to them, and the combination of types makes its own unique ‘frequency’, much like coordinates on a chart with 18 different axiis on both sides.  This means that classification was first made and named by psychic humans who could sense them, until humans developed machinery for proper classification. The formal classification of a type is conditional on being detectable by modern technology, which is why the Fairy type remained unclassified for years, as it was very similar to Normal type in makeup.
This energy is also how Pokémon can be contained in Pokeballs and transferred electronically; Pokemon are naturally capable of converting from energy to mass and back again, though the exact mechanics of this transformation only became known in the 90’s as advances in science allowed the Pokémon Storage System to come into existence.
Psychic humans, of course, as we know, exist. Up to 5-10% of the population is some form of psychic, the extra 5% having psychic potential of some manner that, while not offering powers of any kind, makes them extra vulnerable to psychic effects or attacks.
This fact mixes explicit canon with my own headcanons; evolution for Pokémon is a process entirely separate to aging or the biological meaning of evolution in our world. Pokémon evolve for a variety of factors that are often connected but not always related to aging; if their territory is suited for them and would not support their larger evolution, many Pokémon simply choose not to evolve, leading to strange (for humans) sights like encountering elderly Treecko. As Grovyle are significantly larger than their prevolution, the Treecko would have had to leave his family behind to seek new territory, so it simply never did. Evolution is not the process of aging for Pokémon, though it’s often intimately connected with it, most Pokémon are fully capable of reaching maturity and breeding prior to their final evolution, so many simply choose not to do so for their own reasons. 
The act of evolution consumes a large amount of energy in a short period of time; this is the cause of the glowing light seen in the anime and some games, while others feature large bursts of swirling wind, the method of energy dispersal can vary, but all evolution causes some form of sudden energy discharge.
The process that is described in our world as natural evolution, and this is explicitly canon, does occur to Pokémon, though often it can be much more rapid than in our world. For example, and this is implicitly (though not explicitly) canon, Electrode and Voltorb’s species was originally a species of Apricorn mimics; this is implied by the Temple of Sinnoh’s statue of the original Lord Electrode, which has no dividing line between the upper and lower halves. As Pokeballs came into existence, they pivoted to mimicking them instead.
Pokémon breeding is more complicated than canon presents, obviously, but the base premises the game uses, of “Egg Groups”, is fundamentally still correct. Pokémon reproduce in different ways based on their species, but all Pokémon capable of breeding are in some form capable of laying eggs, often with the more mammalian Pokémon simply being ovovivaparous, giving live birth to their young, but still having eggs inside their bodies rather than placentas.  Under stress or other conditions that make it more favorable, often these Pokémon can choose to lay their eggs rather than develop them internally. Despite most technically being capable of doing so, most Pokémon simply do not choose to breed outside their species, and in fact, interbreeding between species in the wild is a likely sign of a disturbed ecosystem.  Obvious incompatibilities due to size can be overcome through artificial insemination, and Pokémon breeders often use these technologies to help create more effective battlers. As in canon, male Pokémon pass on very little to their offspring. To elaborate on that fact, male Pokémon pass on their aura to their child more than genes, and this leads to the influence of the father on a Pokémon expressing themselves subtly, often offering the capabilities to learn moves that may not be natural to their offspring. Very occasionally the father’s genes will express themselves in minor physical differences to an average member of the species, but this is very rare and usually very subtle.
Pokémon that are not biological in nature and/or in the No Eggs Discovered egg group tend to reproduce in their own unique ways, but due to unknown reasons, speculated upon wildly by scientists, usually still produce some form of egg in the process of reproduction.  For example; Magnemite and its family reproduce by two or more Magnemite collecting magnetic minerals together into a roughly egg-shaped ball, which eventually solidifies into a Magnemite egg. This type of reproduction is common to most Pokémon in the Mineral egg group. Most Ghost types are capable of natural reproduction, despite their appearances, and simply collect energy together during reproduction that coalesces into an egg once a male Pokémon has provided their aura.
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i-regret-n0thing · 4 months ago
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around the time range somewhere close to the 90s or late 80s, a— hey wait a minute what's this guy doing here? well, for some reason postal III dude has tumblr and he found out through god knows how.
disclaimer ;; you can probably make the assumption that i am NOT dude from postal, this is just a roleplay account because i’m cringe!!! ahhh!!! i really do not care what you do with this, go crazy with asks i’m bored... also, any of the art i use is NOT mine.
headcanons below ★
hcs ;; he's a... a... AHHH!!!! A TRANNY!!!!!!!!! (ftm) oh and he's pansexual ig... aaahhh idk what else to put ok bai 👽👽👽
feelin..g..eevill.... 😈😈👅
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hornyhermitry · 2 years ago
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These are not the Zenins you’re looking for - Naobito & Naoya ramblings and then some
Since there’s no real alternative for longer rants with a personal flavour, let’s give this a shot here on tumblr I guess? Heh.
Preface
General Naobito facts:
71 years → born in 1946, died 2018
Curse Technique: Projection Sorcery
Special Grade 1 Sorcerer
One younger brother - Ogi Zenin
Probably one older brother - unnamed, father of Toji Zenin
(I assume Ogi is younger because they are clearly not twins from the way they look, Ogi looks younger and Ogi’s children Maki & Mai are ca. 10 years younger than Naobito’s son Naoya).
Three sons - youngest son Naoya (27 years in 2018 - born when Naobito was 44)
Fastest Jujucist (except for Gojo Satoru)
Both Naobito & Naoya are names that translate to honesty & straightforwardness. Naobito’s further includes a meaning of “helpful/support”
Hobby: Anime
Favorite food: Sake
Least favorite food: Fishcake
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Observations & conclusions from his manga scenes:
Confident, determined, affirmative, tactical (ref. Dagon fight + Jogo appearance right before the burn, doesn’t mind losing an arm, thinks ahead of Toji going for Dagon and jumps in to distract in support)
Cocky & playful, enjoys fighting (often grinning, excited to see Dagon evolve, taunts Nanami “Two 1st grades cannot exorcise (Dagon)?”)
Petty (annoyed by everyone fixated on 4K 60FPS and stupid numbers, retorts to Maki wanting to take Clan Lead)
He was drinking and did not care about Maki leaving the clan. There was no mockery and no attempt to stop her. Only when she said she’d become the next clan head, he asked if he should make her life harder.
He showed up to Shibuya to help out the rest (Maki mocks his drinking habits, with cans next to him he shouts over to her to bring him drinks, but later he nonchalantly breathes into Nanami’s face and we see he actually has not been drinking) and is excited to hear Gojo has been sealed, wants to celebrate.
Maki antagonizes him uncalled for, a bait he does not take but tells her matter of factly she should be the one to go home, to which Nanami agrees.
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Assumption based on minor clues
Clan head since the 80s or 90s — depending on circumstances.
→ 2018-1185 (Zenin at the very least date back to Heian times) = 833 years with 26 Zenin clan heads= average leadership of 32 years = his latest “starting date” would have been 1999.
IMO it is very likely he took over earlier than that, because as far as averages go, it usually is way longer spans that are interspersed with very short ones.
(see: “medieval life expectancy was just 31” which did not have most people die at 31 but caused by a high infant mortality seeking the average - you either died as a kid or lived into your 60s).
I think he took over in the mid to late 80s because that sets up the unfortunate situation his family line had to deal with.
On a factual level it’s also not unlikely, because the first half of the 20th century was a chaotic time all around the globe, full of societal shifts and political conflicts that may have potentially led to Naobito’s father/Naoya’s grandfather dying “early”.
Anyway. I present to you:
THE LIFE & TIMES OF NAOBITO ZENIN aka HOLY HEADCANON
The historical context is what makes Naobito so interesting to me and further supports my personal controversial headcanon that:
Naobito & Naoya Zenin are NOT the major players in the, let’s call it “traditional Zenin camp” that exiled Toji and used all kinds of shady internal clan politics to keep power systems up.
Let me take you on a very exhaustive detour on what Naobito being 71 years old in 2018 translates to.
He was born at the brink of World War II and in the wake of the atomic bomb.
During his lifespan, Japan went from a humbled country on its knees to a major player in the global economy, driving technological advancements. During his youth, Japan’s patriotism loosened and a lot of American culture was adapted - the yankii subculture rose to prominence.
JJK readers were told that the Heian era was the peak of jujucists. IRL historically, it was a time famous for many violent conflicts and natural disasters.
Since JJK establishes negative emotions breed curses and cursed energy, this means Naobito‘s young years must have been infested with stronger curses than ever, spawned from the aftermath, suffering, resentment and personal tragedies of WWII, Hiroshima & Nagasaki.
Born in 1946 within months of arguably the worst moment of Japanese history, emerging with a new technique utilising modern animation processes, his potential power upon birth likely matched the new level of curse threats, enabling him to eventually become the fastest Jujucist alive with the use of his modern technique. Growing up in a strongly American-influenced Japan in a rapidly changing world, he was a completely different person than his father (who had seen multiple wars but no massive technological and social progress yet) likely was.
Being the middle child, his father was likely 25-45 years older than him (men back then often fathered their first child between 19 & 23, so I assume he fathered his middle child at 25+), therefore born between 1921 and 1900. This makes him very likely a very hardline conservative patriot who took great pride in the battles he fought in - either during WWI or WWII or even both. A man raised in the spirit of a proud nationalist Japan at the peak of its expansionist mindset across Asia, high in spirits from the successful war against Russia and winning military campaigns in China, Singapore and more East Asian territories. Japan during Naobito’s father’s youth wore uniforms and kimonos.
Whereas Naobito’s social upbringing (outside of his father’s direct influence) was shaped by a more globalist approach and culture, appeasing to the West and showing e.g. through the Olympics of 1964 what a modern country they had become. So when Naobito was 18, Tokyo modernised its post-war infrastructure and built both the Metro as well as the Shinkansen connecting Tokyo and Osaka which kicked off the economic growth in a global spotlight and highlighted how well Japan had rebuilt itself after the defeat 20 years ago. Japan during Naobito’s youth wore slacks, jeans and white shirts. He is old in 2018, but he is a "modern man" in comparison to what came before and he is accustomed to change and progress.
Due to this clash of ideals and lived realities in the world around them, I think Naobito and his father had a very rocky relationship once Naobito entered puberty (and listened to jazz, blues, rock and dressed in blue jeans and leather jackets) and that they had some fundamentally different views on things.
The realities of external life could not have been more different between Naobito’s father and Naobito. Whether it was the world around them or the eventual standing of their clan, Naobito was dealt a very different hand of cards than a very very long line of Zenins in previous generations had been dealt for many centuries.
Due to going up against a man with so much pride and confidence when emancipating himself as his own person, I believe Naobito grew a strong backbone and was a very genuine, upright person - within the limits of his time and upbringing. Much more progressive and less patriotic than his father in any case, which surely was a source of conflict. Yet, I suspect that succeeding in spite of his father’s disapproval is what fueled him to become a more capable and autonomous person than his brothers are and to show that an allegedly inferior curse technique will not hold him back. But Naobito and his father did not only clash about this. In the later Hakari introduction chapter, JJK establishes there are several political factions and some are in favor of traditional millenia old curse techniques like Megumi's 10 Shadows or Gojo's Six Eyes and shun new curse techniques like Projection Sorcery and Idle Gambling that only emerged with new technology. Since sorcerer grades are based on Jujutsu strength and such, people with a modern curse technique are clowned on and not properly being recognized - which applies to both Naobito and Naoya.
The realities of life for Naobito and Naoya are very similar and Naoya’s life is dealing with similar challenges as his father’s. Unlike his father, Naobito was confronted with the reality of established values, routines and social hierarchies becoming horribly moot and due to his own curse technique not being a prestigious one, he was forced to reevaluate the legitimacy of what his father had taught him and what old clans perpetuated. Both in light of the changing world and also his own value as a person and a jujucist. Naoya was confronted with a similar road to growth and reevaluating the classic Jujutsu society & clan values, also having received the same modern technique as his father and witnessing the new kind of strength Toji wielded.
While I do say that Naobito is a different man than his father, I am a firm believer that “the apple does not fall far from the tree” and very much see the likeness between Naobito and Naoya. I feel I should clarify this applies more to personality traits than opinions and I think all three of them are more straightforward and more blunt than the other family lines.
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The people readers are told to be suffering by the Zenin family’s actions and opinions are Maki and Toji.
Both of which are not Naobito’s children. They are children of Naobito’s older and younger brothers.
Naobito’s unknown older brother exiles Toji due to him being resented and seen useless by the majority of the clan for not having techniques or energy, Naobito’s younger brother Ogi and his wife raise Maki & Mai in a cruel way, on top of that Ogi is shown to secretly plot behind people’s backs and be involved (with e.g. Jinichi) in inner-clan intrigues and betrayal. Funny enough, Toji himself is shown to be as much of a schemer (as seen through his bounty plan) and backstabber (pun intended) in line with his upbringing.
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Naoya & Naobito on the other hand speak their mind openly, announce their gripes and do what they want. Naoya and Naobito are not schemers, they very much are -in accordance with their names - straightforward.
Naoya is many things, but he is not a liar.
Both Naoya and Nabito are eccentrics with a very flashy style that does not conform to plain traditions:
Naoya with his piercings and dyed hair (I’ve previously mentioned his white hakama being unusual for men, which still holds true, but it is not uncommon for high rank swordsmen to wear white ones, so I have now come to conclude these indicate his rank as Chief of the Hei) and Naobito, as an old man, sporting this over the top moustache.
There is an idiom about Japanese society that the nail who sticks out gets hammered down. Both Naoya and Naobito are doing everything to stand out and refuse to fall in line with unreflected traditional actions.
Both have not inherited the Ten Shadows technique but Projection Sorcery - as a result, both are on their own side which aligns more with the reformer side (that contains other Jujucists such as Hakari & Kirara who also have modern techniques), than the conventional conservatives (such as the higher ups or the Kamos. On that note, take a moment to reflect on the implications of Maki and Mai wearing modern school uniforms while Kamo Junior wears a uniform that much more resembles traditional clan attire: The Kamos are as conservative as the Zenins and probably more so than Naobito).
Both Naobito and Naoya are denied their perceived birthright purely by the unfortunate existence of Gojo Satoru and his Six Eyes, and Megumi having the 10 Shadows Technique, for the first time in hundreds of years denying the Zenin’s claim to fame.
Since Gojo was born 1989, I personally like to imagine Naobito tasted clan leadership as “the strongest” (and, in his case, fastest) for at least a few years before the one to change the world’s balance was born - simultaneously stealing Naobito’s position at the peak of the Jujutsu world and also denying that of his at that point two sons. Toji was already past the point of manifesting a cursed technique and therefore all existing “sons” of the Zenin family were ruled out to take their clan’s glory back from Gojo Satoru.
So Naobito tried and succeeded in having another son - I believe this is why Naoya was fathered by him as late as at 44 years. All hopes to restore the waning Zenin power were now on this little boy growing up. Would he be the one to manifest 10 Shadows and make the Zenin a worthy competitor to the Gojo clan again?
No.
Naobito, at this point already several years into watching his clan’s decline, lost the last bit of hope to restore its glory by traditional means and standards when his son manifested his very own curse technique: Projection Sorcery. Personally, I believe that your curse technique is heavily related to your personality - or call it soul if you like - and both Naobito and Naoya having the same technique reflects their similarity in character.
So Naobito raised Naoya to try and surpass the competing Gojo Six Eyes boy even without inheriting the jackpot technique.
While I do believe that Naoya was pampered by servants and women growing up, being the son of the Clan Lead and future Zenin heir in a long line of proud Jujucists, I also coin Naobito as one to give tough love, and demand a lot and would assume Ogi resented him because he would remind him of his own lack of potential, lack of power and lack of future.
On the topic of Ogi:
He is a weak, bitter man who holds resentment for everyone around him and blames everyone but himself for his shortcomings.
Being the youngest brother, his upbringing was different from Naobito‘s and I imagine that especially after witnessing his father and older brother argue and clash, he tried to suck up to his father by being a yesman to all his views and often tried to throw his older brothers under the bus and snitch about his activities.
He has always been a miserable rat with no backbone, hoping for another authority figure to spoonfeed him power.
He never learned that power is not given but taken and failed to take ownership for his life and actions right until his death.
Toji‘s father/Naobito‘s older brother:
I have little thoughts about Toji‘s father/Naobito‘s older brother, but I think he also clashed with his father and (this is super out there) maybe refused to take responsibility despite being the firstborn son and had no interest in leading the clan. I think he was on good terms with Naobito either way and I can see the two of them in their late teens/early 20s out in town, wearing jeans, pomade in their hair, smoking, flirting and riding around on motorbikes with Ogi nagging on the backseat how irresponsible, shameful and reckless they are while they tell the miserable virgin to shut up and learn to be a man.
(In fact, this is the Zenin backstory I want to read and write about, hahaha).
I consider it possible Ogi remained unmarried/a virgin for most his life and only decided to marry a few years after Naobito‘s youngest son Naoya had also failed to manifest Ten Shadows, in a last ill-guided attempt to steal his brother‘s superiority by fathering a child with the golden curse technique. Unfortunately Maki and Mai did not get it either and, to add insult to injury, were girls. Ogi must have been seething about his unlikely decision to marry after all. Possibly he was talked into it by others in the Zenin clan who did not hold Naobito and his ways and his son Naoya in high regard - considering them too unruly and progressive, affirming their future support to Ogi‘s line if he ever takes action.
Either way, I think Ogi and Naobito (and Naoya) are on bad terms and Ogi is a weak rat that deserves to be stepped on by greater people.
Most readers sympathise with Maki and Megumi and their goals and views because that‘s the lense through which we see the story, but take a step back to think about the legitimacy of it for a moment.
Maki leaving the clan is fair, but why would she (or unwilling Megumi) be suitable candidates for leading what‘s essentially a business with lives and salaries and adult people in national positions of power and military units? The thought of it is absurd. It‘s only natural for Naoya, who was raised into this responsibility from a young age, to be outraged over a noname teenager stealing his legacy from him the moment he was supposed to get it in his mid to late 20s. It’s as outrageous as Gojo taking it from Naobito.
My personal headcanon on Naobito’s drinking habit is that it formed in his later years, after Gojo’s curse technique emerged. Struggling to come to grips in his mid 50s, after a life lived for the Zenin legacy for ultimately nothing, watching the power loss and decline of relevancy the Zenin hold after the unfortunate event series - Toji energyless and exiled - Gojo born with Six Eyes - Naoya not having Ten Shadows - from the sidelines of history and the center stage of his clan, with his older brother & his father definitely already dead at this point and him being left with the joke of a person that Ogi is, he took to drinking. “If it‘s all drifting into irrelevancy, I might as well sit back and have a drink in my remaining years.” Something to this extent. In line with this, writing Megumi into his will was a drop in the ocean and at this point no dent in the current state of the clan already past its prime in his eyes.
And yet, old Naobito, leader of the most powerful and wealthy Jujutsu clan (who does not need money) goes to help with the curse outbreak in Shibuya. Sober, despite Maki‘s claims.
And he does not pull a Kusakabe avoiding the curses roaming around but genuinely puts in effort to defeat Dagon and save Maki (who left the clan) after telling her to go home (which against all reason she refuses out of teenage thickheadedness and nearly dies burnt to a crisp as a consequence).
Whereas her father, Naobito‘s little brother Ogi, throws her into a cursed pit to die.
Now, as for Naoya.
Unlike Maki's mother, he does not try to stop her from getting to the curse tools. Unlike her father, he does not throw her into a cursed pit to die. Unlike Jinichi he is not involved in a plot to have her killed.
He mocks her for having an ugly face, rendering her a total failure (on top of not having CE and being a bad fighter). Compared to what everyone else is doing to her, that is really tame.
What I find interesting and most people oddly gloss over, is how he asks her if her plan is to stay in the shadow of Megumi and Yuta.
The implication of this is that he looks down on her choice to tag along behind two other boys — instead of rising up to defeat the odds stacked against her which he potentially considers her capable of. If he was not considering her worthy of being her own person, why would he mock her for being in the shadow of those two? Much like Naobito raised Naoya with tough love, I think this (unconsciously) is a jab at Maki to take Naoya and Naobito as a role model (instead of her weak father) and rise to greatness despite the odds. Somewhere in that douchebaggery of his, he considers her biggest fault her passiveness and acceptance of other people’s low opinion of her and tries to get her to snap and rethink. Be the rebel that Naobito and Naoya also are and were.
I think Naoya, with his definition of and thoughts on strength, his contrarian taunting of everyone else in the clan after his father’s death, had plans to reform the Zenin clan in his own vision once his time as a head comes, to mare sure it will be sustainable in a new age of Jujutsu with less outdated ways of thinking. Naoya has his own agenda. He is not following anyone else's. He does not care for Sukuna's plans, he does not care about Kenjaku's plans. He does not care about Gojo's or Maki's plans (the latter ofc only up until she is all up in his face with her actions) he just wants to get promoted, nothing more. That's not any bizarrely evil masterplan, just a guy trying to steer his life in accordance with his personal vision and goals.
One of my most genuine headcanons about Naoya is that, without Maki and Megumi, he’d have been with Hakari’s and Kirara’s reformer faction and wouldn’t ever have been perceived as an antagonist at all. Because he is not a villain, he is an antagonist, and specifically for Maki & Megumi - he has zero personal agenda with the rest of the cast (aside from Gojo in the broadest sense, but in the same way his father already had it and just lived with it).
Naoya’s whole life revolved around two things: eventually stepping up to lead the clan and to prove himself worthy despite an inferior curse technique, so naturally Megumi stealing the head position from him with contractual fineprint pisses him off to the max. And then to add insult to injury, his “untalented, ugly little cousin” runs amok and slaughters the clan he was supposed to inherit right under his nose. Which he, interestingly, kind of brushes off like water under the bridge and just mocks her for being heartless. He holds no sentimental feelings towards those people murdered there, going by his lack of reaction. And does not care about the Zenin legacy being wiped out for the most part. Which hints at him having prepared for a reform that has now become moot through Maki’s actions.
Now only his other goal in life remains. To be the strongest next to Toji and Gojo. And had Maki not challenged that, had it been anyone else over a different topic, he would not have cared. But his biggest insecurity aka driver was prodded and his arrogance and refusal to acknowledge strength in another Zenin child not him became his downfall. On that note, I also do not consider him a misogynist in particular - he is a petty, spiteful instigator and goader and shittalks everyone. He baits Jinichi into attacking him, he baits Maki in a sexist way, he shittalks women in front of his aunt and he shittalks his brothers to Choso. He does not exclusively single out women to disrespect, he disrespects ANYONE. (Like young Gojo by the way, who behaved the same before he met Geto - all these kids raised into clans, especially as child prodigies set up for future greatness, have little respect for others. A baseline a big ego and a certain arrogance and always feeling better than the rest, no natural instinct to care for others and no respect for established rules are traits both share. Fortunately, Geto opened Gojo’s eyes on the responsibility of strength and taught him some consideration and at least a little humility and kindness. Otherwise, Gojo and Naoya would indeed be standing right next to each other, in arrogance and disrespect for those lower than them).
For what it’s worth, I think Naoya is sexist but the one who is an actual misogynist is Ogi. And that’s why Naoya’s treating Ogi’s wife and daughters mockingly the same way their father/husband does. Yes, there is a difference between sexism (crude prejudice and discrimination) and misogynism (actual contempt and dislike/hatred of women). And while we’re at it -- most of Jujutsu society’s clan-raised peers (vs. random recruits like Yuji, Yuta, Todo) will be sexist. They just don’t get a chance to show it in the manga because their arcs revolve around other things. Kenjaku, Sukuna, Gojo, are all certified sexists given their upbringing and backgrounds.But their stories are different ones, so it’s not likely to come up. Although there has been Gojo’s remark about scary women and Sukuna looking forward to killing women - just saying.
Personally, I don’t see characters or people IRL as good or bad, that’s a childish way of thinking and in such narrow simplistic boxes that only fit in children’s cartoons. People are people. Flawed. Everyone has flaws and everyone has reasons why they have those flaws. Some people click better with your own flaws, some end up causing issues in your life. One bad trait and deed or one good trait and deed doesn’t make or break a person. It’s the sum of what you repeatedly do. Intentions are secondary, the outcome of your actions makes it real. “Who’s worse? The demon who killed 2000 humans or the human who told another human her face is ugly?” is a stupid game to play, especially on childish claims like “oh but sexism is real” like death and murder aren’t just because your sheltered little life has been free from them so far. Grow up and start recognizing the realities of physical violence. Anyway. Naoya mocked Maki for being unable to find a husband with her scarred face, her father threw her into a pit to kill her. People who think Naoya is her issue need to get a grip.
The Zenins you are looking for are not this line of the family but the rest.
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And I wanna drink sake and watch anime with Naobito. And listen to him telling me stories from his 30s in the late 1970s.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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eviltothecore13 · 7 months ago
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I wonder if the writers ever regret putting the rebecca easter egg in
I am not sure the writers have much interaction with the Western side of the fandom, and I don't know what the Japanese-language fandom reaction has been to it. So I don't know for sure that they're even aware there has been a fandom reaction to the easter egg that wasn't viewing it as funny or just going "hey a hot girl" as the average cishet male gamer in the late 90s unfortunately would have.
Honestly people seem to have talked more about the easter egg in the past year than in my entire time in the fandom before that? Like, yes there were always a few people who headcanoned something creepy going on with Wesker and Rebecca because of the easter egg, and there were always a few people who shipped them, too, and also that one old fic that explained it with "she's his secret daughter and he just wanted to keep a picture of his daughter where she was happy and playing basketball like she loved doing, rather than only having an official ID photo of her", but it used to be much easier to talk about Wesker without people mentioning it? Most people in the fandom never really seemed to give it that much thought beyond "yeah, yeah, 90s videogame sexism, trying to 'reward' you with a picture of a girl, kinda cringe", and most discussions of Wesker's characterisation never really seemed to involve it.
For that matter, before RE6, the primary assumption among the fanfic/fanart side of the fandom was that Wesker was 100% gay (generally using his distaste for Excella's attentions as proof). The "gamer guy on Reddit and/or videogame forums" side of the fandom, meanwhile, didn't so much see him as straight, as take a position somewhere along the lines of "Wesker is such a badass killing machine that having any kind of relationship or even being attracted to anyone is beneath him, all he thinks about is mad science and world domination". (Large numbers of people on both sides of the fandom--not just the gay headcanoners and Chrisker shippers as you might think--derided RE6 as OOC because they simply could not picture Wesker ever having had sex with a woman! It's just that one half thought he had sex with men, while the other half thought shipping was lame and for girls and can we get back to the zombies and explosions now.)
"Wesker is a sexual predator who preys on women" wasn't a nonexistent position back then, but it really wasn't the majority, and most people depicting him as such were...well, straight women writing 50-Shades-esque fantasies, rather than people who seriously thought he was a creep and hated him for it. And those would often involve Claire or an OC rather than Rebecca.
It's only the past couple of years that some people have been loud about using the easter egg as 'proof' that Wesker was preying on Rebecca and as a reason to hate Wesker, and only the past few months that I've started getting LOADS AND LOADS OF ASKS about it.
I'm rather surprised by this turn of events and wonder what caused it, to be honest, it seems like a very sudden switch. Is it just the RE2 remake reminding people of it? Wesker seems a more controversial character in general these days though than he used to be. He used to be unquestionably one of the most popular characters with a very high demand for more content of him, the decision to put him in MVC3 being very popular, him regularly placing highly in "best character" polls, lots of people wanting his return from the dead, etc... sure he was evil and there were people who "disliked" him in the sense of "he's an awful person who I'd hate in real life" or maybe "he hurt my favourite characters", "killing him in-game is satisfying because I'm beating the bad guy" kinds of dislike, but not "I wish he wasn't in the series" "I want to see less of him" "I hate anyone who likes him" kinds of dislike, you know? Mostly he was viewed as a badass scheming ruthless supervillain with cool powers, and frequently also as hot. Obviously enthusiasm for "MORE WESKER!!!" will die down after it's been so long since his death (though DBD revived it a bit) but I don't know where the increased amount of outright hate for the character and his fans has come from over the past few years.
Is liking villains just less popular? It used to be a fairly common belief that, no matter how evil they might be (in fact, the more evil the better sometimes), the villains were always the coolest characters in anything. Especially in horror, considering the number of horror franchises that are ultimately villain-based (the Cthulhu Mythos, most slasher things, a lot of kaiju things though how much those count as horror varies, basically all of Universal Horror though Dracula isn't the coolest character in the book). But I know some other villains who used to be seen as a main draw of the series now have a lot of people wanting them killed off for good.
In some of those cases, though, I think decreased quality of the writing is in large part to blame (the Joker used to be seen as an entertaining source of dark comedy and was one of the most popular characters in BTAS and the Arkham games, but now liking him--far from being an uncontroversial opinion--is associated with a Very Specific Unpleasant Type Of Guy...but that's probably because a lot of recent writing of him just hasn't been that interesting or funny). The increase in people who really vocally hated Wesker happened BEFORE RE4make, at a time when he'd basically not been in anything for years, so can't really be blamed on "he recently appeared in something badly written"--so I'm not sure where it's come from.
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can I have some unhinged Chris headcanons pretty please
yes of course always <3 i'm assuming this is in response to the ask meme i reblogged so i'm gonna answer this under that assumption, sorry if that's not what you meant aghlkdasjfkl. i'm gonna try and put ones i haven't posted on the blog before (or at least not posted about in depth) but i can't remember everything i ever posted so sorry if there's any repeats :')
Headcanon A:  realistic
was talking about this with @not-mary-sue recently but i'm like 90% sure he wrote spirit of christmas himself lmao. i'm pretty sure it's canon that he did rewrites to the version of peter pan we see in ppgw (i don't remember where i read this so take it with a grain of salt but i choose to believe it aghlkdasjf) so i wouldn't put it past him to write an entire play and make his friends put it on for him </3 it's also Not Good so that just adds to my theory LMAO sorry chris i just don't think you're capable of writing a good play for the life of you buddy-boo :')))
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
i don't know why but misandrist chris just really gets me. like yes i think realistically the reason he seems more consistently annoyed with his male actors than his female actors is because they're just generally more incompetent but what if he just hated men for Real. could be funny could be silly! tbh i don't know if this is funny to anyone who's not me but it make Me laugh so lol
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
there's so many things i could put here cuz all i do is think about chris angst headcanons aakldfjklasdf................what about the fact i think he was an alcoholic in university and he's almost died of alcohol poisoning so many times that he can no longer let himself touch the stuff. or the fact i think celia and raymond removed the lock from his door as a child so he couldn't have any privacy in their home. or the fact that i think he's severely touch starved but terrified to ask for affection cuz he's had his need for comfort used against him before. or the fact he instinctively regresses around his mother cuz he's scared of her but also desperate for her love. or or or—(*my mic gets cut off abruptly so i can't keep rambling like this forever*)
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
i am actively choosing to believe he's living with max and sandra during the show era in their weird sweet little throuple arrangement idc what anyone else says. they've married him and adopted him into their family and they love him to death and he loves them to death too. yes they do still squabble onstage and yes sometimes that bleeds into their domestic life(/vise versa where their domestic life bleeds into their stage life) but they always figure it out in the end cuz they care about each other. they're ride or die and i'm ride or die for chrissandrax baby! related but i also think their polycule extends beyond just the three of them but those are thoughts for another post lol
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alangdorf · 3 months ago
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Doodle of them as kids… They’ve been inseparable for like 18 years and Tsubakura’s been acting annoyed with Yabusame for most of those years lol (headcanon dump under cut)
Meow. So basically Yabusame was probably originally from another dimension and ended up in the normal dimension alone as a wee child and has been in EN’s custody ever since (given Kurohebi’s existence and Tsubakura doing weird stuff to their own body all the time, I highly doubt they give a darn about human experimentation being “unethical” or “illegal”). They don’t really mind being experimented on though, it’s not like anyone is unnecessarily cruel to her and it’s just kind of normal for her.
Tsubakura, meanwhile, only ever did homeschooling/private lessons/online school since they were so far ahead scholastically and never went to regular school so their mom took it upon herself to get them to interact with other kids their age, she just didn’t know that many kids (this is probably also how the Shitodos entered the picture, they probably had a parent who also worked for EN closely with Tsubakura’s mom so they got designated as Tsubakura’s Friends). And Yabusame also needed social interaction so! Problem solved!
Oh btw I don’t know if I’ve ever said this but I’m working under the assumption that Len’en 1 happened in 2013 when Len’en 1 actually came out, and everything gets dated in comparison to that. So like Tsubakura was born in 1989, Yabusame was assigned late 1988 as the best guess for her date of birth, this pic is probably late 90’s (I worked off my own memory of kids’ clothing for Tsubakura’s shirt but I grew up in the aughts so I might be a tad off, whoops), etc.
Also Tsubakura’s name was originally pronounced Tsubame (the more common modern reading of 燕 and a known [to jisho, at least] female given name) but they changed it to the more archaic reading of 燕 to make it weirder and less feminine when they started having Gender Thoughts as a teenager. Nobody really made a fuss about this since it wasn’t a huge change (and they miiiiight’ve wanted to keep the first two syllables the same because Yabusame always called them Tsuba but they would not admit to that at gunpoint). Their mom pretty much always called them “little bird” (小鳥, pronounced kotori) instead of their name anyway. Yabusame named herself to match with “Tsubame” (Tsubame is also much closer to Tsurubami, hmm…) when they were pretty young, though idk what people called them before that.
Other random yabutsuba headcanon I’ve been thinking of recently: when Tsubakura finally figures out that they actually like Yabusame they just start full-on sobbing for like the entire rest of the day cause they’re so overwhelmed and Yabusame’s like “Wow, weird! You almost never cry in front of me I wonder what’s wrong” and they do not tell her and then the next day they deliver a completely deadpan confession and Yabusame’s like “okay <3 yay <3” and almost nothing changes. Love that for them
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azuls-spare-contracts · 5 months ago
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Random Thoughts and Head Canons Part 6 (Jamil Edition)
i am running on only 1 hour of sleep so my brain is working fine for this as i try to cram and finish all my homework for finals next week and heres is something special as an apology to my forced anti-jamil posts this entire post will be of Jamil Thoughts and Head Canons!!! since he is one of my favorite characters afterall Well lets get one big thing down one of my head canons is Transmasc Jamil aka ftm and this is just something me rayne and sunny speak about together but i don't mind the idea of other jamil head canons i just believe in this one because jamil gives off transmasc rep lowkey ☆ everyone kinda makes fun of jamil when he gets in a really big hater mood with people asking "are you on your period jammy?" or "are you on your period whats going on?" ☆ IN MY HEADCANON Jamil is straight in my hc he isn't aroace he's just a really massive hater that it makes people think he's just aroace but he's not, Jamil is just straight and he's the token straight in the Basketball club (no hate all all towards those who hc otherwise this is just my personal one.) Ace once thought that he and jamil were the same sexuality but Jamil corrected him saying that he was just straight which shocked both floyd and ace during practice and they thought Jamil was just aroace because it seems like Jamil doesn't wanna date or even feel attraction to anyone but Jamil clarified saying that their assumptions were wrong and he was just straight. ☆ When its the twins birthday and Jamil has a shit day he writes an anonymous letter to the twins and its just a hate letter same thing goes for when its azul's birthday ☆ Jamil lets out the most girly scream ever known to mankind when he sees a bug ☆ Jamil once smacked Kalim with a towel because he thought there was a bug in kalims hair and freaked out very badly and reacted on instinct ☆Jamil has that 15 step haircare routine he does every night because he is very passionate about maintaining his hair to perfection ☆ Ace is a jackass/j and is a bit of a hater he's a hater as a hobby while Jamil is THE professional hater and in fact ace does get some inspo at times from Jamil. ☆ Ace once humbled Jamil and it really upset him that he ended up going off on ace and after that Ace has kind of not wanted to touch into that. ☆ Jamil and ace have a like close acquaintance situation going on where Jamil does find ace a little immature and annoying at times but can enjoy his jokes at other moments and they both have watched a few victorious episodes together ☆ Jamil likes Victorious as well as some Telenovelas like Ruby or Teresa, Sin senos no hay paraíso, Mi Corazon Es Tuyo, Maria La Del Barrio, and Lady because he likes the drama in them as well as Hindi Soap Operas. ☆ Jamil has also seen Fatmagül'ün Suçu Ne? (What is Fatmagül's Fault?) In the Hindi version and he was super invested in it at some point ☆ one time Kalim held a party and Jamil was set to cook the food and when Jamil found out that alim invited the octotrio Jamil had a devious plan which is where he made "Special" food for them and that special food was giving the twins a dish with the main ingredient being eel and he gave Azul a dish with the main ingredient being octopus and stood there waiting for them to eat it and just watched the looks of pure shock floyd and azul gave him while jade still looked calm just a bit taken aback. ☆ Jamil likes to bully little kids on roblox in many games and troll them or practically end them in a rap battle aka in Roblox Rap battles ☆ Jamil listens to old 90's Rap and r&b as well as music in Hindi and Arabic and Portuguese because of Ruggie. ☆ Him and Ruggie joke about going to a rave one day even tho they know they both don't have money really and aren't even old enough to get in ☆ Jamil has the argue to sometimes drink for the reason of "these hoes really be testing me sometimes" but he never does ☆ Jamil once catfished someone because he got bored
☆ He's probably been hit on a lot by random guys for looking like a girl to them because of how beautiful, gorgeous he is and also because of his hair
☆ Jamil hates losing in basketball games and in fact once crashed out so hard he literally kicked down a bunch of wooden crates nearby which kind of shocked floyd and ace a bit, Kalim always tries to make Jamil feel better after
☆ Jamil likes Indila the singer and actually has like a celebrity crush on her, when rook found out he didn't leave jamil alone for a long time which upset Jamil a lot ☆ Jamil likes to watch movies with Najma and sometimes lets her braid his hair, he also teaches her how to keep her hair silky smooth and soft ☆ sometimes Jamil comforts Kalim but mostly they just walk around the dorm where he listens to Kalim talk about anything and doesn't say too much ☆ Jamil and Ruggie once made a song on SoundCloud and it wasn't even terrible it was them both freestyling and it was honestly a good song just with the most goofy beat because ruggie snuck it in, (this song was a diss track against Azul and the Tweels, as it was a clapback to a song Floyd made on SoundCloud of him trying to freestyle but it sounded so goofy, and floyd tried to get azul on it too) ☆Jamil watches the Sing movies with Ruggie and they both critique the characters ☆ Jamil and ruggie once did a hear me me out cake but instead of it being a hear me out for freaky or romantic stuff it was a hear me out for hating on or disliking where they pout people they disliked on the cake and they only got this because ruggie stole the cake from trey at night. ☆ Jamil and ruggie love to talk shit together for fun I hope you all liked this post and this is also my apology for @dropdeadgorgeos mainly and also for possibly @luaamarilis for my Anti-jamil forced posts.
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heyclickadee · 2 years ago
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Okay, here’s the slightly evil, kind of sad, but mostly happy in a somewhat melancholy way (basically just a lot of feelings here) thought I had about Tech and Phee having kids, if that should ever happen:
So, operating under the assumption that Tech comes back, let’s say he and Phee do get together. And let’s say they stay together, and end up more or less space married. Let’s say they both want kids, and, after a lot of discussion about the war going on in the background and how they’re going to raise them and keep them safe, they end up going ahead with it. They don’t really settle down in any one place, but they’ve got their own ship with plenty of room, Pabu (maybe) is a good, stable home base to go back to when needed, and they’ve got a huge family for support. Those kids, if they have more than one, are loved. They have tons of uncles, somebody is always around, maybe some of the other batchers have partners (or not) and also have kids or adopt kids (heck, let’s throw Riyo in there, too, since she and Echo are a popular ship—they end up together but they don’t want kids, but they do a lot of work helping younger clones when they’re not fighting the Empire, Hunter took in several of the clone cadets they rescued from Tantiss, Wrecker is the favorite uncle but Crosshair is the favorite babysitter, they all manage to visit Cut and Suu once in a while, and and both Omega and Lyana are delighted to have little cousins running around (I kind of headcanon that Shep and Lyana kind of adopted Phee into their family after she found Pabu, so even if we’re going with a version of Phee that was formerly a Jedi and and doesn’t really know who her birth parents were, her kids are going to have family on both sides).
And this all exists just as a headcanon for something that could maybe happen after season three, depending on how season three goes, buuuut I like it. It’s just this nice little thought of this big, chaotic family, way bigger than just our six batchers, that’s structured a little weirdly, because clones, and everyone has their problems. but they’re all doing their best for each other and there’s a lot of love in it. And then I started thinking about clone aging.
And we all know clone aging sucks, but: let’s say clones really do age at twice the normal rate once they reach maturity, and let’s say Tech is chronologically, like, twelve but physically in his late twenties. A hard late twenties where he could pass for anything between thirty and fifty, but late twenties all the same. Suppose he gets the best case scenario and manages to live till he’s physically 90. Chronologically, he’ll be around forty-five. So, close to best case scenario, barring dying violently or getting sick, he’s got maybe another thirty-three years in him. That might seem like a lot (and it probably is to a clone), but to put that in perspective, I’m thirty-five. If I die in thirty-three years, I’ll only be sixty-eight—I’ll have died pretty young. And I’ve already been alive almost three times as long as many of the clones have. The clones do not get that much time.
There’s a lot to be explored with that in regards to Phee; I’ll be honest, the potential, “This is going to be over faster than either of us are going to be ready for,” “It is—let’s do it anyway,” is part of why at draws me to the ship, because there’s something a little defiant about two people going into a relationship knowing one of them was built to die faster, and choosing to live their lives how they want despite that. But there’s also a lot to be explored in how Phee and Tech would handle that with their kids. Because—they’d tell them. They’d have to sit down and tell them once they got to a certain age. Tech is going to be lucky to see them hit their twenties. It’s not like they wouldn’t notice their dad and their clone uncles getting old so much faster than their mom, Omega, or their uncle Shep, or anyone else they know. They’d ask questions, and it’s not like Tech wouldn’t be up-front. But I don’t think it’d be an easy conversation for any of them to have.
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daybreakrising · 8 months ago
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HEADCANONS - B.OOTH.ILL'S AGE
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just a quick one bc i've finally made a decision regarding his age - and for clarification, when i say age, i refer to his actual years alive and not the 'age' of his body. obviously, since he's gotta be at least 90% machine from what we can see / what we know, he's not going to exactly age as normal, but i also believe there's a degree of preservation or at least something to stall the process of aging on his remaining organic parts, that was implemented during the process of becoming a cyborg.
as such, he will retain a fairly static appearance for many, many years, making it difficult to gauge his age based on looks alone. in the current present day, i imagine he's had his cyborg body for a minimum of ten years - possibly longer. he is described as a young man by the doctor who operated on him, so i would place him in his early-mid twenties at that time.
allowing for between 10-15 years since then, i place b.ooth.ill in the age range of 35-40.
given his beginnings, even he doesn't know his exact age (and never has). nick and graey made an assumption based on his size & development when they found him, but it could never be perfectly accurate, so there's no way to tell his exact age - just a range. they assigned him an age and a birthday (after learning he didn't remember either) and that was that.
visually, he still looks the same as the day he became a cyborg, and he won't correct people's assumptions of his age - because what does it matter? he's a cyborg. age is meaningless to him now.
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compacflt · 1 year ago
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sorry if youve already talked about this but do you have any views on Goose's christianity? I assume with the cross he wears and Carole referencing him going to church that he is christian, im fascinated by how that might affect his character but im not religious at all, i was raised atheist in a mostly atheist country, so the fact that the tg characters might be caught me by surprise, i know thats not statistically correct but i just assume people arent religious until proven otherwise. feel free to speak on this topic in regerds to fhe other tg characters as well or to disregard this ask completely if it doesnt interest u
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yeah. Americans were more religious in the 1980s than they are today. By like some order of magnitude. 90% of Americans were Christian in 1986. And the military tends to be more religiously conservative than the general population. So, I don’t mean to correct you, but the more statistically accurate assumption would be to assume that [X American character] is Christian until proven otherwise.
On the other hand. Characters’ relationships with religion is one of those things that is so personal, it’s completely useless to headcanon. it’s like music taste in that way. Goose outwardly presents himself as a Christian & also makes passing references to cheating on his wife. That’s like one of the 10 main things God told you NOT to do. (check out a little thing called “exodus 20:14.”) So it’s pretty useless to infer any relationship with religion because everyone treats religion differently, and goose doesn’t sit us the audience down and explain the exact kind of Christian he is.
Whatever. He’s a dude in the Navy of the 1980s. Religion comes secondary to dudehood. People can be (and frequently are) hypocrites. That’s what makes people so interesting.
There’s this great military line: “There are no atheists in foxholes.” Your moral code gets a little screwy when you’re constantly facing death or the prospect of death.
I think it’s okay not to shy away from the complexity of these characters. You can let Goose be a complex person who is statistically likely to be a conservative Christian who cheats on his wife sometimes and/or lies to her about it. That was, like, a commonly accepted male archetype in the middle of the 20th century. Those guys existed. Top Gun is a military movie. It confers complexity! That’s what military movies do! It’s okay to let bad people be bad people. Their emotional beats can still hit just as hard.
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silvercap · 1 year ago
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Do you have any leon headcannons?
and maybe some krauser ones too?
I've got a few!! In no particular order:
Leon...
- Leon doesn't use a whooole lot of different products for his hair, but he stays loyal to one very specific brand and it's kind of expensive
- Also think he was a 2-in-1 shampoo kind of boy until he started working at the white house 😞 his hair is just nice like that tho. Thick and shiny
- Bite mark scar on his forearm from trying to push away a BOW who decided it looked more like a snack than defense
- Moles all over his body... and I mean everywhere.
- Suffers from a three-hit K.O. of sleep deprivation from working ridiculous hours (some self-imposed), insomnia, and a natural tendency to be a night owl. He's always tired, and if he feels safe somewhere he's constantly taking naps
- He's always thinking about something and has a tendency to get lost in his memories. I like to think he drinks just to stop thinking in endless loops of guilt and regret for a while :(
- Touchstarved as HELL. was joking the other day that he's the 'even held hostage it's nice to be held' meme lmaoo. Give him a hug, somebody??
- Listens to the most dad-rock-light-emo-90s-early-00s-linkin park-nirvana-alanis-morissette-foo-fighters-evanescence-nickelback music possible. Also Chevelle and The Police because I say so
- Tendency to be late to things on purpose, especially with the government
- Lingering nerve pain for a long time after Spain, and though it's mostly subsided after so many years it still flares up if he's pushing himself too hard
- Achy. So achy.
- Incredibly self-sacrificing. He would die to protect almost anyone and he cares very deeply about people even though he puts up a tough front :') not so much a headcanon as true, but it's important
- I feel like sometimes people can't tell if he's joking or not? Obviously he's got his silly one-liners and sarcasm, but I feel like he also likes deadpan humour and it throws off people who don't know him, maybe intentionally if he doesn't really trust them.
As for Krauser...
- He's such an asshole. Never knows when to shut the hell up and stop making sarcastic, biting little comments. I think he's just in love with the sound of his own voice at this point
- Strikes me as a middle child 🤔 maybe grew up with an older brother and a younger sister? Kind of a jock in high school, but also always a little bit antisocial
- Stubborn.
- Very practical. I don't think he really has much use for abstract or hypothetical discussion, he's a man of action. I think he enjoys following orders and being part of a scheme, too, helping to be part of a well-oiled machine
- Relentless drill sergeant, and again, a dickhead, but he really does care about his men
- He has this... assumption that everyone else is just as insane as he is, and doesn't see why people get caught up on small things. If there's something he wants to do, he's going to do it. He knows his strength and always has this intense desire to make himself better and better by constantly tackling challenges.
- He doesn't fail... until he does, and everything falls apart. His panic in Darkside Chronicles after he gets injured screams insecurity to me. The second his strength isn't enough, he feels weak and powerless and incredibly let down by his own inability to push through
- Arm injury in Operation Javier was super debilitating, maybe even to the point where he was advised to amputate it. Again, though, he's a stubborn SOB
- Very touchy. The kind of guy to always pat your shoulder or your back or knee. Just casually moves people out of the way, or readjusts their fighting stance while training without hesitation. If you're cuddling with him it's impossible to get away from his big heavy arms.
I think that's everything?? I'm always coming up with more ahaha but these are definitely the fundamentals :) Thanks for the ask!!
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alovelyfrenchworld · 14 days ago
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Barbie Headcanons/Lore Part 1: High School Years
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Okay, so, Barbie has been around for years and her cinematic universe has only expanded (44 films at this point, not counting the 2 TV shows that are out now (and also not counting the YouTube series) - whew! Barbie has a lot, and as something who grew up with all of it, I have my own theories of how EVERY movie, show, miniseries, whatever, fits into one cohesive story of Barbie’s life. For this, I am separating the history of the dolls as that is more production and consumer based and less about the stories (although, if they are relevant, I might mention some tidbits here and there).
Many people didn’t like that Barbie: Dreamhouse Adventures aged Barbie down for the series. Ironically, her sisters have stayed roughly the same age as they have been represented, but instead of the Classic Barbie (who kind of resembles a woman in her early 20s), Dreamhouse Adventures Barbie is roughly 17 (give or take a year). BUT, I think this fits into the lore, especially when you think of all that has shown Barbie as a teenager (in her real life, not as an actress).
The Barbie Diaries was the first movie to have Barbie as herself. In this film, Barbie:
Is starting her sophomore year at Van Buren High School
Has 3 best friends: Tia, Courtney, and Kevin (who is also a love interest)
As a sophomore, this places Barbie around 15-16 years, so taking the assumption that in Dreamhouse Adventures, she’s around 16 or 17, The Barbie Diaries happens the year before the events of the show. 
To explain why she has different friends, I would blame just being a teenager. You can be friends with someone and grow apart, and it’s totally normal! Which would explain why in Dreamhouse Adventures, Tia and Courtney are not a part of the main friend group. 
As for Kevin, there’s a small history to his character. Kevin was initially introduced to the doll line with the intent to be Skipper’s boyfriend, but then some had some issues with the fact that he looked too old to be her boyfriend, and he hasn’t made an appearance in the doll line since the 90’s. Now, if you look up on the Barbie wiki, Kevin is listed as Kevin Carson, as in Ken’s younger brother. 
DING! DING! We have a reason why he would know Barbie. Why Ken isn’t in the movie could maybe be explained by the fact that Ken has not become a love interest for Barbie yet. Dreamhouse Adventures shows us the progression of Barbie and Ken developing crushes on each other, so at this point, they are purely friends. 
Let’s take the assumption that maybe Kevin is the younger brother of Ken, and maybe he’s a grade under Barbie and Ken (a freshman in high school). When the girls and Kevin are making a wish for the new school year, Barbie is all about sophomore year (maybe just referring to her, Tia, and Courtney). I feel that in her character, she wouldn’t point out Kevin being a freshman as to not make him feel left out. (the movie could address him as a sophomore, but considering the cinematic goofs, let’s assume a new position).
The fling with Kevin was brief, they had a crush on each other, as they admitted at the Fall Formal, but it didn’t last. Maybe, by the end of the year they figured out that they were better off as friends. Then, maybe, Tia and Courtney found their own new things, similar to how Barbie has so many hobbies. No ill will between any of them, it was just sophomore year, they had other things going on. And Barbie has so much more in store…
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Barbie tries out making videos on YouTube (or the Barbieverse equivalent) around the winter or sophomore year after seeing so many videos of other people doing it and at Skipper’s request. She has just gotten over the drama with Todd and Raquelle and everything from the beginning of the school year. Her family is on board and that’s when she makes her video: 10 Things About Me. Barbie launches her channel and from there, we see her progression through the year (we see when she gets Taffy, see her interact more with her sisters, and see the friends she makes over time (whether they stay friends or are just friends for a little bit). 
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That leads us to Dreamhouse Adventures. Barbie opens with talking about how her family has been renovating their home for the past while and shows everyone what’s been going on. This gives us the smooth transition to see Barbie go through the awkward, early high school years, towards the end of her high school career, where she has really grown into herself. In Dreamhouse Adventures, Barbie attends Golden Beach High School, rather than Van Buren. Let’s say that the school also renovated/expanded and gave itself a new name. Where I currently live, two of the elementary schools combined and expanded to make one, much nicer, school for K-5 and renamed themselves. Maybe Barbie’s high school did the same thing. She has a revamped school and a revamped home!
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wallofchynax · 26 days ago
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I actually always imagine headcanons or stories or whatever through the lens of purely kayfabe (i suppose including things in a social media age that are not strictly on behalf of the person's shoot identity) for lots of reasons but also because I feel a bit better about the thoughts (tm) that I have if its on the character.
like I actually feel very weird when people call hunter by his shoot name, even on wwe television (this bothers me the most actually)
I also think kayfabe-only fiction is neat because whatever taker and kane are is perfectly acceptable and no one really blinks an eye, but for characters (specifically a good example would be hunter or randy for this) with certain amounts of crimes under their belt it's like "how do I trust that you won't try to like, murder me in my sleep given things you've done" which is also neat
kayfabe is so cool and batshit insane while also making me feel a little less gross about like "wow that's a real ass human". idk perhaps these are the ramblings of an unhinged fool
YOU GET IT.
I am the same. I genuinely do feel like the majority of what I write is from a kayfabe lense. I feel weird when people use their real names. Even like, for people like CM Punk, I'd rather just call him Punk than use his real name. I mean, I've written some fics that are purely based around the character and not the actual person. I've had some horrendous. Kayfabe only fiction means you can develop on the weird shit that happens in the ring. Like, I think about my recent Triple H fic being based around the assumption that kayfabe is real and that he did break into Randy's house. A lot of my 90s Shawn fics are based purely in his kayfabe attitude although...
Not to be always talking about the loml Shawn is a different case for me though because I always with his career so much of his life is in kayfabe and vise versa? Maybe I'm the only one who feels this but It's hard sometimes to pinpoint what's kayfabe and what is an actual moment. I also just,,,find him attractive outside of kayfabe too.
also also with shawn and hunter there's just not really any kayfabe of themselves now? they don't have a vince situation where they are characters... they just kind of play business men I guess???
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