#but it's TOO SPICY THEN

[balkanradfem]

Spent an hour and a half making horseradish sauce. I had to grate it for an hour and it stung so bad I was in tears the entire time, but my sinuses are now very clear.

Now that I'm done and have my sauce, I cannot for the love of heaven remember in what way I consume it. Do I make bread and eat it with bread? Do I make tortillas and then use it on them? I think what I used to do was mix it with salsa or tomato-based sauces to make them spicy, and then I would put that on tortillas, but this year there's been next to no tomatoes and I don't have my usual stuff.

I actually have to look this up! Also everyone please share with me how do you consume horseradish, I need some ideas.

[celestialalpacaron]

HERES THIS REALLY DUMB IDEA THAT’S BEEN LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD AND I HAD TO SKETCH IT OUT SO FAST AHSJSKAKAKS

YALL know how like…Alastor has his little minion guys as his goons??? My brain said “I wonder what Husk’s minions looked like when he was an overlord….” And I WASSSS gonna give him little bunnies (hahaha magician motive) but they turned out too similar to Alastor’s so WHY NOT GIVE HIM SOME SEVERAL RIGHT (and left) HAND MANS HDJSKSKKSKASJA

Anyways DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH THIS INFORMATION :) 🩷

[souphamsters]

I've been hopelessly fixated on drawing one (1) sweetheart butchfemme couple ... they're all I think abt ... HELP !!!

(silly lesbian ocs that I love , chae🍓and lucky🍋!!!)

[geomimetry]

its my turn in the confession booth, for me have sin 🤠 (suggestive art under the cut)

[bluegiragi]

christmas miracle.

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[zevrra]

not enough !! ੈ✩‧₊˚

—♡. v!choso who suddenly can’t stop thinking about bending you over this desk and fucking you until he can’t take it anymore. his thoughts run wild even as your fingers move across his broad shoulders and down his arms. he has tasted your lips, felt your body press against him one too many times and it wasn’t enough. he needed more and with the blood pumping in his ears as your chest weighs heavy on his back once again as your hand wraps around his cock, stroking him off, he’s struggling to stay under control. biting his bottom lip with the threat of making it bleed as he watches your hand stroke his leaking cock.

—♡. choso who cums into your hand with his tie stuffed into his mouth to keep himself quiet. but even with the cloth in his mouth it doesn’t fully muffle the deep, animalistic and wild groan that he makes. rutting into your hand like a desperate man who’s just had his first taste of pleasure. he grips the table in front of him until his knuckles turn white. all the while you kiss the shell of his ear. “mmm yeah baby, you thinkin’ bout my pussy?” you ask with a lustful chuckle, removing his tie from his mouth with your other hand.

—♡. choso groans deeply at your words and nods eagerly in return. “yes! ‘s all i can — fuck — think about!” he admits in a high pitched whine as he rides out the last few moments of his orgasm. his honesty makes you smile wide as you kiss the side of his neck, your hand moving much easier over his messy cock now. “let me fuck you, please, please i need it! i need to feel your pussy around me.” he sobs as your thumb presses into the head of his pretty red cock, trembling under your touch.

—♡. “hmm you sure you want me to be your first?” you ask in a sweet tone. choso cries in response, one of his hands leaving the desk only to wrap his long fingers around your wrist. “mphm! pleaseee. want you i can’t fucking take it anymore!” he mumbles between hiccups as your hand continues to stroke his sensitive shaft. luckily enough for him, you planned to make his wish come true just not yet. you needed to tease him just a little longer before giving him what he truly desires.

[peachsukii]

It’s a blessing, and a curse, to let someone else besides Bakugo drive the van on the annual bakusqaud road trip. Kirishima and Kaminari were too engrossed in their own conversation, never looking back at you two for long periods of time.

It was early afternoon, but car rides always make you sleepy. You thought curling up in your boyfriend’s lap in the back seat would be cute, peaceful, but no - this fucker couldn’t keep his hands off of you. For a grueling two hours, he was nothing but a tease, grinning like the devil over your squirming whenever he’d touch you. Bakugo played it off at first, gently running his fingers through your hair or rubbing his thumb over your cheekbone lovingly at your drowsy stupor. It escalated when your crop top rode up, exposing your bralette and tempting him. Thank god you were facing the back of the seat and not the boys up front.

It was subtle squeezes at first, “brushing” over your chest when he’d lay his hand on your ribs or move to rub your back. Bakugo would inch his fingers to your stomach, quietly shifting to cop a feel and act like nothing happened. When he saw your brows scrunch, he decided to push further, splaying his hand across your chest and teasingly slipping two fingers under the bralette to pinch your nipple, flicking and twisting it between his finger pads. His ego inflated when your legs twitched at his touch, a soft groan falling from your lips. It didn’t take long until he was practically using your tits as stress balls, his insatiable hunger for you taking over.

Bakugo didn’t even realize that Kirishima turned into a gas station to refuel and grab some snacks until the van was parked, too caught up in his game to notice.

“Need anything, bro?” He asks over his shoulder. “Kami and I are grabbing snacks, too.”

“Nah, we’re good. Gonna get out and stretch.”

Kirishima and Kaminari head into the store while the two of you exit the van and take a lap around the parking lot. That’s when you notice the bathroom on the side of the building, door propped open and no key needed.

Before he can stop you, you’ve got Bakugo by the collar and bolt for it, practically dragging him behind you. He’s yelling something along the lines of “what the fuck, woman?!” until you’re both inside the grimy one person bathroom, slamming the door behind you. You let go of his shirt and shove him into the rusty sink, pouncing on him like an animal.

“You think you can get away with all that, Katsuki?” You growl, emphasizing his name as a warning. “This is a fight you always lose.”

“Someone’s suddenly—” he tries to argue but the words die in his throat when your hand ferociously grips at his cock through his shorts. His face loses composure at the contact, flushing scarlet instantly.

“That’s what I thought.” You pause to bite his neck, pink teeth marks left in your wake. “You started this, babe. You’ve got two minutes, make it count.”

[spicy-apple-pie]

Let’s get this out of the way.

Damian loves Minecraft.

Of course he does, you can build, tame animals (literally if you walk by his house your frame rate will drop to .5fps because of how many animals he has), build automated machines. Like he would love it.

And of course he has a world with Jon. And they work on little projects together. Like building a parkour map in their survival world. I can imagine Damian dying in the nether or something and screaming at Jon over and over to get his stuff. And Jon is just laughing because of how panicked Damian is.

“Jonathan, I have an enchanted diamond pickaxe, did you get it? Jonathan. Jonathan did you get the pickaxe?”

“No…” Jon says as he holds the pickaxe.

And then they start punching each other. It’s the kinda thing where both of them need to get the last hit so it goes on for a while before they call a truce.

Like… let Damian be a kid man…

[spicymancer]

Pink and Yellow go shopping.

[jothemouse]

And WOW! Another commission!!??!?!?! And this one very specifically for the Harvey lovers❤️‍🔥 ;)

Thank you to @peachygoliath-blog for commissioning me!!!

And a close up just for fun ;333

And if you, dear viewers, would like a commission of your own, they are still open!! Or if you'd like to just offer your support I have ko-fi and, as always, the best way to support me is just by reblogging!!!

[ovegakart]

NONE OF THESE MFS CAN DRIVE

[sidsinning]

Topped

[hiraethwa]

thinking about kageyama tobio digging his fingers into your hips, teeth sinking into the soft flesh between your shoulder and your neck, desperately trying to stifle his whimpers as it all feels too much, too sensitive. kageyama gasping as your walls grip him a little too tight, too soon, especially since you were both too impatient to warm you up fully, "i can't–"

you whine, arching your back into him, your head thrown back, offering your throat up to him, silently begging for him to grace your throat with his large hand. your mouth falls open to a string of broken moans, as he obliges, your hips grinding down on him unwittingly, on autopilot, in stark opposite to the words leaving your swollen lips– "too much, my god, too m–much."

his hand tightens around your throat at your moans, and you flutter around him in response. kageyama thinks he almost lost it then, as you beg for him to move, the please's falling from your mouth as though you are a siren singing for his demise.

yeah, he is no god, nothing but a man who would gladly die in your arms.

a/n: save me kageyama tobio please save me

[feligayzed]

right when you think you're home free

[dingledraw]

They’ll reheat them later 🍜🩷

[maqui-chan]

Pure Sydney's reaction to successfully making PC c*m is really cute ok...