#but it's 30%. not that.
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an-ruraiocht · 4 months ago
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me being in sex therapy and me finally investing in a double bed after having my childhood single bed for the entirety of my adulthood so far are unrelated. mostly
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freepunchesintheface · 4 months ago
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You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.
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jackyjackdraws · 3 months ago
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I got this idea at 3am.
No, I won't elaborate further
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epoxyconfetti · 10 months ago
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holographings · 15 days ago
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someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think
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tsatsuma69 · 8 months ago
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bees?
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wormspoodle · 2 months ago
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compiled some things
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itsscaredycat · 3 months ago
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the triangle obtains a mortal human body! and depth perception!
edit: AU created by @/waty_mot and @/LosanPostle on twitter!
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ithappensoffstage · 9 months ago
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
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james-p-sullivan · 11 months ago
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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
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bumblebeebats · 1 year ago
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OP turned off reblogs so this is my post now. Behold, the "Objective quality vs. degree of ferality" scale
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Here are a few of my own personal datapoints:
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wolfythewitch · 8 months ago
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A little drawing of them. For me. As a treat
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idontmindifuforgetme · 3 months ago
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alienthegreenalien · 7 months ago
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the new 7 cardinal sins are mommy blogging, making mukbang videos, advertising a book by listing its tropes only, clickbait, making musical biopics, manosphere podcasts, and commenting "mommy? sorry" on a random person's picture
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noelledeltarune · 1 year ago
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
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