#but it's 30%. not that.
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me being in sex therapy and me finally investing in a double bed after having my childhood single bed for the entirety of my adulthood so far are unrelated. mostly
#😶#it's like. 70% that i finally have the space for it#and need a new mattress and bed ANYWAY and it doesn't seem worth buying a single now#since i do have the space for a double#but it's 30%. not that.#was very aware i could never invite anyone back to my old house on a purely practical level#my bed is a cabin bed with the legs off. it's not sexy.#anyway. this will not in fact get me laid because the entirety of the rest of my personality#and the ongoing pandemic and my disabilities in general are all in the way#BUT HEY. ONE SMALL HURDLE REMOVED#pearsanta
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You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.
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I got this idea at 3am.
No, I won't elaborate further
#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanley pines#gravity falls fanart#artists on Tumblr#i have another comic#a more angsty one#planned for next week#that also came to me at 2:30 in the morning while listening to a random Vaporware playlist
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#geology#scotland#i haven't worked in geology in 30 years#but it's still dangerous to let me drive when the geology is interesting#@ayeforscotland#but i am still a cartographer#and this is a way cool map
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compiled some things
#i think after weirdmageddon soos and mcgucket became friends#like mcgucket has been pretty much out of it for 30 years#so i think it'd be fun if soos just continued to show him some of the stuff he missed#and in turn mcgucket teaches soos how to fix things idk#gravity falls#soos ramirez#fiddleford mcgucket#dipper pines#mabel pines#stan pines#grenda grendinator#candy chiu#pacifica northwest
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the triangle obtains a mortal human body! and depth perception!
edit: AU created by @/waty_mot and @/LosanPostle on twitter!
#2 eyes? this thing’s deluxe!#handyman bill au#bill cipher#human bill cipher#gravity falls#my art#he’s like 30#but is mostly incompetent at human tasks#at first anyway#(relatable)
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
#anyway it’s still a couple years away#but man im so fucking excited for my 30s!!!!!!!!!#i made it!!!#i survived!!!#so many people never got the opportunity to be 30#im gonna enjoy every fucking second of it!#sulley speaks#sorry my coworker said something really rude to me lol#it struck a nerve
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OP turned off reblogs so this is my post now. Behold, the "Objective quality vs. degree of ferality" scale
Here are a few of my own personal datapoints:
#See also: the X‚ CJ. “Subjectivity in Art.” CJ the X‚ uploaded 30 July 2022‚ www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPrNWuppMcc#i am attacked by hundreds of crows
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the new 7 cardinal sins are mommy blogging, making mukbang videos, advertising a book by listing its tropes only, clickbait, making musical biopics, manosphere podcasts, and commenting "mommy? sorry" on a random person's picture
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is it really true that the average person's pain level is a 0?
#it doesn't make sense#surely not#y'all /aren't/ in pain all the time??#celeste talks#chronic pain#?#it feels wrong to call it that given that it's nowhere near as bad as how I've heard others describe chronic pain#but like#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#10k#🎉🎉🎉🎉#first 10k post wahoo#<- didn't anticipate more than 30 notes#15k#!!!!!!
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
#talk tag#IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible#also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you
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How the hell is my family so fucking big and I'm the only gay person. Some of y'all are lyingggg
#i have 10 aunts & uncles and 30 cousins and NO ONE ELSE is gay? granted i have my suspicions but still#thats CRAZY to me#i talk
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