#but it’s so true

[hers-underwraps]

Dashi fan base so small we’d fit on the ray

[ryan-waddell11]

he reminds me of a squirrel (specifically on a college campus), it’s just something about his energy

[sapphic-bats]

Okay, if I’m not delusional, there is no feasible explanation to the Don’t Hug Me, I’m Scared plotline besides them being a family, right?

An autistic gay couple with their autistic son. I mean, come on. It’s common knowledge by now.

[hythlodaes]

there’s some law in the universe that your book always gets really good the minute your break is over

[emily-mooon]

Me to my followers:

[foreverandalwaysvictorious]

Found this draft on my NSFW page and felt like it deserved to live here

[killrisma]

I need to kiss a transfem right this instant

[ifonlyicouldbeastar]

sometimes i think i need god and then other times i think god needs me

[fcb-mv33]

“We hear we win as a team and we lose as a team mostly when they were winning”

Simon💀

[youcouldstartacult]

anon i’ve been laughing in my head over “nah not got any of those” for two hours

[spookyclooky]

Something I don’t talk a lot about is how much Batman/The Batfam mean to me as a person,

but The Batman (2022) awakened that side of my personality. My Batman phase is returning with a vengeance

[littlebitoflexii]

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[chronic-high-achiever]

I’ve come to the conclusion in my many years of experience with both

Watching videos online with subtitles

And reading fanfiction

That society would really benefit from having some of the more ‘cringey’ Wattpad authors writing subtitles for YouTube videos because like,,, they know how to put into words some of the most random noises ever. Like these bitches could describe anything given the opportunity and I think we as a collective should bank on this more. Like there’s a small but very powerful niche of online creators who could genuinely mark down the difference between a chuckle, a cackle and a shriek of laughter and I really think there’s a hole in this market and just

[jetsetromance]

no 🚫✋😤 breakfast 🥞 🍳🧇 for me im full on high ⬆️👆⛰️ cortisol levels 🙀📈‼️

[ponygoldboy]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:

$5s are the new $1s

$20s are the new $5s

$100s are the new $20s

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.