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Lord Pretzl Cometh
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Also known as, Mj. Dhatri, Major Tinky Winky, Pretzl and Patirck. Is the number 1 Battlefield 1 Fan. Moths, my beloveds...
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lord-pretzels-blog · 4 hours ago
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They're doing so good!!
The biggest caterpillar I've ever seen. He crossed the whole road with my supervision. Look at that color!!
Polyphemus moth caterpillar.
Found in NY:)
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lord-pretzels-blog · 15 hours ago
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Sprigatito, 100 percent, I love Meowscarada
if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be
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lord-pretzels-blog · 1 day ago
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Truth.
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ouugghh.. its the him
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lord-pretzels-blog · 1 day ago
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lord-pretzels-blog · 2 days ago
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Larvesta is such a perfect example of this! I mean! Look at him!! He's so worm!
pokemon is extremely underrated in terms of how good its cartoon bugs are. in this awful age of fleshy human faces on cartoon bugs pokemon is the last bastion of hope
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lord-pretzels-blog · 18 days ago
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Yeah, just yeah.
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lord-pretzels-blog · 1 month ago
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Absolutely real, if you hate moths, consider yourself an opponent.
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lord-pretzels-blog · 1 month ago
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😢
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lord-pretzels-blog · 2 months ago
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Fuck yeah.
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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lord-pretzels-blog · 2 months ago
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@tiny-trash-can
if you draw gustavo at least twice we're inmediately best friends btw i dont make the rules
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lord-pretzels-blog · 2 months ago
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This shit actually kind of fire
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About to smoke like a rich fat fuck, but cooler.
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lord-pretzels-blog · 2 months ago
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About to smoke like a rich fat fuck, but cooler.
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lord-pretzels-blog · 2 months ago
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"In 1964, the NGU, or the Geological Survey of Norway, sent a small team to gather data from the surrounding cave systems near the town of Narvik, at first, it was standard procedure, but in one of the caves on the route they'd take, something was lurking, and it didn't like company."
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lord-pretzels-blog · 4 months ago
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YEAHHHH GET IT SISTER! GET THAT DUCK!!
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Appalachian Miku
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lord-pretzels-blog · 4 months ago
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Hell yea, you go sir.
Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME
The six human Testosterone bottles:
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(image by @spectrum-system)
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lord-pretzels-blog · 4 months ago
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Cowards won’t Reblog
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lord-pretzels-blog · 4 months ago
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Respectable, God speed.
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