#but it’s objectively hilarious so.

[kr-210-r2700-prime]

transcript under the cut, but frankly i think this is best experienced blind

“if you see something you like, it’s yours!”

[cartoon boing sound effect]

[nervous laughter] “okay!… wait, so…”

“this is big, huh?”

“you’re too nice! don’t worry, i can take it. not the whole thing, thank goodness, that’d be really hard.”

[loud, repetitive metal clanging]

“yes! this is gonna be fun!”

[clanging continued]

“please, go on.”

[clanging speeds up]

“serves me right! that’s it, make me take my medicine!”

[disjointed metal falling sound, layered with Yes Man’s “woohoo!”]

“you really know how to make a robot happy!”

[cartoon smooch sound effect]

“i love you too.”

[stil-lindigo]

mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!

prints

[goldensunset]

when people refer to canon story-relevant kingdom hearts games as ‘spinoffs’ it makes me sad not only for the obvious reasons i always say but also bc like man i WISH this series had spinoffs. imagine what they could do if they had permission from nomura to truly go off the rails and ignore the greater canon for a second and just do some fun whimsical plotless thing in an alternate universe. imagine a fishing/boating game on destiny islands. kh fighting game. it is an injustice that we have been deprived of kingdom karts. can anyone hear me

[wistfulwatcher]

"digestif": a comedy

[rohirric-hunter]

Genuinely amused when people who don't know anything about Christianity try to draw on it as a source for their fantasy -- "Oh this is my half-demon OC who takes damage from holy things and is stuck in a church, better hope that communion wine in the back doesn't spill anywhere!" You mean the regular. wine in the back? The very normal alcohol that is completely indistinguishable from any other alcohol to anyone at all until the actual communion ceremony? The Mogen David? That wine? Okay. Sure. *is imagining your OC screaming and running from a liquor store*

[coffeebanana]

How does Adrien measure his height?

In senti-metres.

[cryxdraws]

Judging by my feed, it’s the DP anniversary. Good time to post this commission then, huh?

[ghostly-cabbage]

We need to talk about the worst thing about making AUs....

The fact that then when you inevitably think about crossovers you don't want the crossover with the canon you want it with your specific AU. Your brain worms, your circus, but THEN WHAT?

Oh, yeah, to understand this crossover you need to go read this entirely different fic/series? Girl help 😭 you can't do that

[rooolt]

and now where the hell is he looking

[doug-meat]

any character in spies are forever, singing any given song: ohhhh i sure do love eating undisturbed meals on a random normal sunday

agent curt mega, appearing spotlighted on the stairs mid-song as the music changes in tone completely: cause i’m a spy again… and when you’re a spy… no meals are undisturbed… and no sundays are normal… i’m saddled with an unspeakable amount of homosexual guilt but i’m gonna say that last part in a really vague foreshadowy way…

[a-cat-in-toffee]

friendly neighborhood ghost included in house purchase !

[ruushes]

tav time tav time their name is lux and their interests include lying, hoarding jewelry inside a hollowed-out book, and walking into traps

[transtrucy]

the ace attorney social media team after seeing the fandom reaction to the announcement of a "production information trailer" and realizing they need to seriously manage everyone's expectations:

[charliewrites99]

Look I don't even care about basketball like that at the olympics, but I need Serbia to win only because of how salty and bitchy NBA twitter will be. As a fandom girlie lurking there...no fandom I have been in has ever been that obsessed with their faves. You say your goat is Steph Curry and people will turn wiccan and put curses on your entire bloodline. Swifties got nothing... They be cheating on their wives, but stay loyal to Kevin Durant.

[montrealmadison]

perks of writing older zimbits: strong nonverbal communication, lots of inside jokes, getting to work through jack’s retirement and bitty’s career success, really REALLY tender, peak ride-or-die energy

pitfalls of writing older zimbits: fellas is it weird that jack’s inner monologue still defaults to “bitty” when bitty is a 44-year-old father of three who hasn’t played organized hockey in years

[nopesjsgwhqgsx]

I just love the fact that Edwin and Charles own an Ouija board, is it enchanted? Do they use it for cases? Did they just think it would be funny?