#but it’s objectively hilarious so.
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transcript under the cut, but frankly i think this is best experienced blind
“if you see something you like, it’s yours!”
[cartoon boing sound effect]
[nervous laughter] “okay!… wait, so…”
“this is big, huh?”
“you’re too nice! don’t worry, i can take it. not the whole thing, thank goodness, that’d be really hard.”
[loud, repetitive metal clanging]
“yes! this is gonna be fun!”
[clanging continued]
“please, go on.”
[clanging speeds up]
“serves me right! that’s it, make me take my medicine!”
[disjointed metal falling sound, layered with Yes Man’s “woohoo!”]
“you really know how to make a robot happy!”
[cartoon smooch sound effect]
“i love you too.”
#- 2’s transmissions#suggestive#<- VERY MUCH SO.#yes man fnv#fallout new vegas#📟🔋#i’m not sure what i should say here. beg for forgiveness; maybe#look. this week did a number to me. i’m allowed to have my indulgences#i’m sure someone out here will enjoy this; too. eat up robotfucker nation#note: i genuinely have no clue what happened to the visual quality. i didn’t do that#but it’s objectively hilarious so.
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mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!
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#pav you ray of joy i hope you never change#spoilers// ngl it is objectively hilarious that miles just. prevented pav from experiencing any hubris#keep on trucking pav im sure the universe wont prove you wrong or anything#also im sorry it took me so long to get to him#ive been busy with hobie brainrot which has alleviated. but it did take buying the artbook and an action figure of him so#anyway im rewatching this movie again on saturday i miss these characters so much#pavitr prabhakar#spiderman#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#miles morales#stillindigo art
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when people refer to canon story-relevant kingdom hearts games as ‘spinoffs’ it makes me sad not only for the obvious reasons i always say but also bc like man i WISH this series had spinoffs. imagine what they could do if they had permission from nomura to truly go off the rails and ignore the greater canon for a second and just do some fun whimsical plotless thing in an alternate universe. imagine a fishing/boating game on destiny islands. kh fighting game. it is an injustice that we have been deprived of kingdom karts. can anyone hear me
#in terms of alternate gameplay and lack of reliance on plot#i feel like melody of memory is the closest thing kh has actually had to a spinoff#but even that is important in its own way in the end#union cross to a certain degree as well what with being an online multiplayer gacha type game#its original concept i would definitely classify as a spinoff game#bc it was set in a totally different world and time period and was supposed to be about customization and fun with friends#and nomura or someone said it wasn’t meant to be connected to the plot#but then like. he did very much go and give it a plot. like he went back on that almost immediately#and even then. given that the game is still very much combat and exploration#even from the beginning can it really be called a spinoff? it’s just kh in a different format#i’m talking like a game in which the objective is something totally different.#racing game or cooking game or fighting game or (another) rhythm game#ace attorney style detective game. dancing game. dude i don’t know#there are so many different flavors they could go with here#alas nomura is allergic to genuine whimsy which is hilarious given that this is a disney series#like he apparently was like ‘ohhh should we really let sora in smash? would it make sense in the story?’#my brother in christ surely we’re not supposed to interpret this as canon to kh right? right????#i guess it’s just that the kh franchise has a very specific pristine vibe he wants to maintain#which is disney shenanigans as a seasoning on top of a main dish of Stone Cold Serious Anime Plot#kingdom hearts#kh#mine: kh
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✌️✌️.
#Ohshc#At last. I finished this manga#Ahhhhhhhh I'm so glad I finally read it#You do not know how many times I rewatched it as a fourteen year old thinking to myself#'damn I NEED to read the manga. I NEED to know what happens with these dipshits'#The plot does just start throwing#I've been rewatching a lil bit of the anime on the side and maybe I'm biased bc I grew up with it#But compared to the manga it still stands up. I love how they rearranged a few things to develop the characters in the time they had#The manga just takes more time with it#They're both objectively hilarious#I do believe my sense of humor was forever altered by ouran#I've been losing my shit it's been great#Code talks
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"digestif": a comedy
#yellowjackets#yellowjacketsedit#mine#edit#*#category*#lmao#5k#4k#3k#2k#1k#this felt like an especially funny episode (around all the Very Not Funny ofc)#also liv's delivery was so good that i actually didn't laugh at that line but it is objectively hilarious
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Genuinely amused when people who don't know anything about Christianity try to draw on it as a source for their fantasy -- "Oh this is my half-demon OC who takes damage from holy things and is stuck in a church, better hope that communion wine in the back doesn't spill anywhere!" You mean the regular. wine in the back? The very normal alcohol that is completely indistinguishable from any other alcohol to anyone at all until the actual communion ceremony? The Mogen David? That wine? Okay. Sure. *is imagining your OC screaming and running from a liquor store*
#horror movies are comedies actually#some people are offended and i mean it is rude#but mostly its funny?#its like if you wanted a computer in your story#but you didnt know how cd drives work so instead of looking it up you invented a little beast that lives in the computer case#when you insert a cd it gobbles it up and when you eject it it poops out a brand new one with the copy of the data on it#the story is completely serious and you expect readers to take all of it seriously. including the cd gobbling beast#like this information is a 20 second google search away but instead you made something up that is objectively hilarious#this isnt about horror movies its about a post i saw#but horror movies do it a lot
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How does Adrien measure his height?
In senti-metres.
#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#sentiadrien#akjsbfdskjbd i was trying to spell centimetres and. i guess sentibeings are always on the brain beause i wrote sentimetres#which is objectively hilarious so now you all get to see my insanity
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Judging by my feed, it’s the DP anniversary. Good time to post this commission then, huh?
#dp#danny phantom#memes#johnny 13#dash baxter#paulina sanchez#worth#there was a lot of time and money spent to make this#also Wes being the only soul alive to utter the word ‘p-stan’ is objectively hilarious i dont make the rules#i wonder if yall can find all the references#not canon compliant and never will be#(unless paid)#(but neither was my commissioner so >:D
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We need to talk about the worst thing about making AUs....
The fact that then when you inevitably think about crossovers you don't want the crossover with the canon you want it with your specific AU. Your brain worms, your circus, but THEN WHAT?
Oh, yeah, to understand this crossover you need to go read this entirely different fic/series? Girl help 😭 you can't do that
#high-key this post is about the genrex x dp crossover I started way back when and how I don't think i'll ever be able to go back to it#bc fae and I have literally put such a massive amount of work into f.h:s and fleshing out the world and how everything works and#the characters personalities and development that I genuinely do not wanna write something in the canon universe anymore#like f.h:s has become my default way of thinking about Rex in a creative capacity#we're here just to suffer but also experience untold amounts of joy you know#we're really lucky here in the phandom bc fanon is so prevalent that people are willing to get in on the ground floor with any#wacky crazy fun hcs you can dish out#and i love it here for that#but for the smaller fandoms its... you cant expect your readers to already have an understanding of your specific au and bible length hcs#anyway#in a low-key way this post is also about how#last month Fae and i went insane for several days about our gen rex AU version of Rex ina crossover with Murderbot and it was so fun but al#It was just for fun and for us YES but I keep thinking about and it's objectively hilarious to write something that is for a max of 4 ppl#When you really get to it tho it was actually for a max of 2 people and those two people are named Kei and Fae
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any character in spies are forever, singing any given song: ohhhh i sure do love eating undisturbed meals on a random normal sunday
agent curt mega, appearing spotlighted on the stairs mid-song as the music changes in tone completely: cause i’m a spy again… and when you’re a spy… no meals are undisturbed… and no sundays are normal… i’m saddled with an unspeakable amount of homosexual guilt but i’m gonna say that last part in a really vague foreshadowy way…
#spies are forever#tcb#saf#tin can bros#agent curt mega#every time i listen to somebody’s gotta do it this pops into my head#why does he do this in so many songs#i love him and saf but it’s objectively a little hilarious
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friendly neighborhood ghost included in house purchase !
#been thinking about ghost william aus. as you guys probably can see on your dash#chat im having Ideas. so many of them.#ghost included in house purchase (you have no choice)#the greater context of this au is. streamer ashe and dakota move into a house. that is very haunted.#becaus ei think mixign socmed aus and paranormal aus is objectively hilarious#also this was just me wanting to do posework for the most part#i was orignally gonn do a few more. so they were like visual novel sprites#but i got tired#oh right i have to add art tags fuck#just roll with it#prime defenders#william wisp#forgot abt those#pd haunted stream au
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tav time tav time their name is lux and their interests include lying, hoarding jewelry inside a hollowed-out book, and walking into traps
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#my ocs#my art#lux#i have sooo much stuff i wanna draw and so many da ideas and wips i want to work on too i need more time in the day 😭#giving up the pretext and committing to making punk-edit-looking characters full time. it's my truth#i like the neck tat idea but im pretty sure it's a beholder which is hilarious objectively but idk if it's ic 😂 so i'll probably redesign#once i'm out of the mainlining new videogame phase#nox
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the ace attorney social media team after seeing the fandom reaction to the announcement of a "production information trailer" and realizing they need to seriously manage everyone's expectations:
#ace attorney#chatter#alksdjfskldf their latest tweet is so funny IM SORRY#i thought it would be very odd for them to announce something new and decided to join my good friend marit#in hyperfocusing on the redrawn art and hunting down this goddamn couch background#but like them having to go on twitter and be like EXPECT NOTHING. IN FACT: EXPECT LESS!!!!! is objectively hilarious
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and now where the hell is he looking
#This is so funny to me like what else would he be looking at#No one else in this photo is looking in that direction like they’re looking slightly off in the distance but he’s like fully head turned#I can see the fucking face he’s making in my mind#Also just objectively hilarious photo to not see his face but the stupid fuckass mohawk#cobra kai#binary boyfriends#hawkmetri#eli moskowitz#Obligatory “he wants that cookie so effing bad”
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Look I don't even care about basketball like that at the olympics, but I need Serbia to win only because of how salty and bitchy NBA twitter will be. As a fandom girlie lurking there...no fandom I have been in has ever been that obsessed with their faves. You say your goat is Steph Curry and people will turn wiccan and put curses on your entire bloodline. Swifties got nothing... They be cheating on their wives, but stay loyal to Kevin Durant.
#it will be so funny please serbia#our commentator is soooo rooting for serbia is hilarious he isnt even being objective#he is like and JOKIĆ SCORES#oh and edwards made a two#i am also serbian tonight idc#nba#olympics#usa vs serbia#basketball#basketball olympics#olympics basketball#paris#paris 2024
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perks of writing older zimbits: strong nonverbal communication, lots of inside jokes, getting to work through jack’s retirement and bitty’s career success, really REALLY tender, peak ride-or-die energy
pitfalls of writing older zimbits: fellas is it weird that jack’s inner monologue still defaults to “bitty” when bitty is a 44-year-old father of three who hasn’t played organized hockey in years
#to be clear this is not a downside at all i think he wears bitty with pride around their friends for the rest of his life#and I think they love it and still use it privately even when Bitty switches to ‘Eric’ professionally#i don’t think jack ever forgets that bitty’s name is eric but i DO think he has created so many pet names for bitty#that by the time they’re both getting into their fifties he has to literally stop and think while filling out paperwork#‘bud what is your fucking name eh?’#i’ve been calling you some diminutive form of ‘rabbit’ for 25 years#bitty thinks this is objectively hilarious#but is also like ‘sweetie. *sweetie.* c’mon now.’#omgcp#mine
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