#but it’s like six inches tall

[cultivating-wildflowers]

and finally…

I snagged some lilac cuttings and shoots from a riverbank

[your-unfriendlyghost]

Headcanon that Steve was tall as a kid and bragged about it a lot, only for literally everyone in the gang except Johnny to end up taller than him

Totally not projecting or anything I would never

napoleon complex gang where ya at

[tj-crochets]

Another finished basket! Complete with size comparison between the uncrocheted fabric and the basket it turned into

I might add more fabric to make the sides of the basket taller, I haven’t decided yet

[so-very-small]

and a moment of fucking silence for us tall bitches who identify as tinies but tower over everyone irl. do you know how hard it is to feel small when people have to actively tilt their head back to look at you? we should be compensated for this.

[mleemwyvern]

actually i dont think ive mentioned my impulse headcanon here so im gonna talk about it

does anyone else remember season seven? where impulse said "i think i'm human", then laughed it off as a joke? well that line lives in my brain rent free. he thinks hes human. but hes not sure.

and really, why would he be? he was summoned. he eats amethysts. he seems to be drawn towards totems, and he likes to sort items (literally invented the item sorter). what else fits that?

totems come from evokers. vexes are summonable. allays duplicate when given amethyst, and they also love to sort. impulse feels like something related to them.

vexes and allays are like. minecraft fae. impulse.... is a changeling.

hes human shaped, but not quite the same. he thinks hes human. he grew up with humans and never knew he was anything else. but there is something off about him, some traits that betray his true nature. back in season seven, he didnt know. he was starting to question it. i wonder if he knows by now.

and if hes a changeling, i wonder who he replaced.

[saym0-0]

girl help i cant stop thinking about this stupid fucking dsmp x imp and skizz crossover au. impulse and skizz are contractually obligated to go be the shoulder angel/devil to anyone that passes a certain threshold of internal conflict, and are then stuck with them until their boss(es) (some ambiguous higher power) decide that that person is suitably Okay now. only problem is, these guys are Very Old now. they've done this a lot. they're a tiny bit bored of the whole morality thing. so listen, theyve got a quota of time theyve gotta be there giving out advice to their assigned mortal per month, but they're SLACKING. goofing off with their buddy as this poor soul has to listen in.

anyways this is a dsmp au because that poor soul in question is a sixteen year old tommyinnit. rip. the internal conflict he felt standing on that tower in exile was enough for prime to deem external help necessary. which went very well. neither even considered that he was thinking about perma-death, skizz immediately thought hah you could do a sweet water bucket clutch from up here and impulse went OR you could mine down. like a normal person. tommy almost fell off his tower regardless in shock.

after that they just. stuck around. obviously they have their own lives but they do have a time quota to meet, dammit and they will meet it by popping up at every point of minor indecision.

'who am i without you?'

'yourself.'

'HA imagine duude. dippledop if we could fuse into the same person i WOULD'

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

we talk about itty bitty big sister cass and giant little brother jason but we never talk about cass having three years on duke and duke having four inches on cass

[glimby]

i’ve had a fever for five days yayyyy

[cleromancy]

strongly of the opinion that ocelot picked out his fake texan accent for kaz specifically aftwr hearing kaz speak in his too-strong american accent. like oh okay i know this game. and then he just kept that up for nine plus years

[beneathsilverstars]

odile is 5'7" isabeau is 5'10" siffrin is 5'1.8" mirabelle is 5'3 bonnie is 5'1" euphrasie is 6'9" (nice) and nille is 5'11.5"

[dark-orca-dynasty]

I accidentally gave myself a whole new plot bunny while talking to a mutual about something completely different and now I have an AU where Hammerhead's the one who died when the old sub sank, leading to his wife (who I'm calling Theophania - Theo for short) swearing vengeance against Proteus.

Anyway, in this AU Finn and Maddy have been raised on land by the maternal side of their family while Theo wages war against the guardians, to keep them safe. Finn gets abandonment issues and parentification issues here, so as a tradeoff I've decided he gets to have a growth spurt as a result of eating well and getting more vitamin D. This does, however, lead to the Nektons assuming he's a grown man (and a bit of a creep because of his crush on Fontaine), until his voice cracks very embarrassingly mid conversation and Will remembers that he too was once a teenager getting mistaken for a grown man.

Theo is nominally getting revenge for both her husband and her sister in law here, but is mostly just on a kind of self-destructive workaholic spiral where she sees her kids once a year. The Dark Orca under her command is a lot more put-together but a lot less close knit. It is not somewhere you'd consider raising your children.

[analogboii]

u give bad bitch like i feel like if i saw you on the street i'd be intimidated

i think this is literally the best compliment ive ever received 😭🙏

im just five foot and one inch of pure rage 😌 (but i swear im nicer than i look 💀)

[springtrapsspringlockedbussy]

i think it would be really funny if as punishment springtrap was forced to possess a 6" tall springtrap suit. like literally the size of a plushie. little guy jumpscare levels of small. i think id stuff him in my hand and hold him close to a lightbulb like simba in the lion king or hold him in my hand and watch him flail around angrily. the thoughts mixed between 'bully the murder rabbit' and 'make him a bed out of a crayon box. the little guy (:'

[scionshtola]

i always get annoyed when i’m reading romance novels and it’s like “he was so tall and she was so small. just so tiny and he is so huge. she’s so short and he’s so tall. did you know that he’s over 6’5 and she is so tiny?” but then i look at cori and shtola and i’m like. she is so small and they are so tall 🥹

[st4rsinthenight]

we are talking about very serious stuff.

[ its not serious , probably crayons or something ]

★woargahagga-★

★..hey, crayons (and stars I suppose) are serious matters ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ. /j !!★

★shssisjI love this <333★

[impossible-rat-babies]

eyrie in heels is like. they look nice bud but you’re pushing 6 foot when you wear them