#but it’s fun to think about :)

[pocket-watcher]

The great thing about not having any photos of me or any pronouns in my bio is you can just imagine me as looking like whatever you find most attractive.

Am I a bimbo with a sultry voice and hypno-tits?

Am I someone who’s so calm and in control, in a put together outfit hiding the need for you to obey me underneath?

Maybe my eyes really do spiral in real life…

[hmmm-shesucks]

Andrew Minyard gives me Sherlock Holmes vibes. Like he has the same kind of deduction skills and many of the same characters; the only difference is that Andrew doesn’t use them unless absolutely necessary. He’s not flashy about it the way Sherlock is. It’s Andrew’s greatest weapon, so he keeps it hidden. It’s why he’s always bored. It’s why Neil was so so interesting. It’s why he makes deals and promises but can’t form proper connections. Except for Neil Josten. The exception to all of Andrew’s rules.

[sunfilledfish]

I believe that throwing one big fit would cure all my problems

[aloped]

Bag ideas but One Piece inspired- you can tell who my favourites are….

//I’ll add to this as I make more but this is the plan

[aquaquadrant]

I’m willing to bet that Hels!Jellie is a tiger or panther.

If you don’t pay Scar his “tolls” you can become her new scratching post!

yknow what, this is a fascinating concept. normally i’d say that an animal couldn’t have a hels, bc animals in minecraft don’t really have souls like a player does. they spawn into existence on one world, and despawn/die on that world, never to respawn again.

jellie, however, reoccurs on every world that scar joins. realistically yes, he’s just taming a random identical cat every time and calling it jellie. but if you wanted to suspend disbelief a little, you could say that jellie is a consciousness that can persist between worlds so long as she finds a fitting avatar to inhabit and a scar to tame her. and in that instance, why NOT have a hels?

suffice to say, if hels!jellie is a thing, she would absolutely be some sort of big cat that badtimes has only tamed in the loosest sense of the word. i’m sure the majority of his scars came from her but he’d never admit it.

[the-cookie-of-doom]

What if part of Korn’s scheming was ensuring Kim and Chay end up together? Just like he’s the one who pushed Kinn to make Porsche his body guard, he leaves behind just enough of a trail to drive Kim straight into Chay’s loving arms. Gave Mim enough of a lead on Chay’s location that he got there before anyone else to play the part of the hero. Making sure that should anything happen to Kinn and Porsche, he has another set of heirs already lined up to take over the Major and Minor families in their stead.

[stonerbellybabe]

fuck it’s so hot that working out 4-5 times a week isn’t enough to counteract your gluttony

Isn’t it? Trying in vain to counteract the thousands of extra calories being pumped into my fattened body, but despite my best efforts my workout clothes just won’t stop getting tighter

[gilligans-islands]

I wonder how Ed felt when he realized he hadn’t killed Lucius

Like that was the second person ever he would have killed besides his dad. That must have fucked with him so severely and I just can’t help but wonder what emotions rolled through him when he found out Lucius survived.

The amount of relief and guilt he must have felt especially when he got to see how Lucius is now. I wonder if that’s why he was so willing to let Lucius get back at him despite his apparent aloof attitude.

[thecraftgremlin]

How are you guys I’m making a flow chart of all the pikmin types and what colors and names their hybrids might be.

Here are my current findings:

I might draw some of these at a later date.

[niymue]

if we ever somehow got create a world for sims 4 I think my soul could finally rest

[vivalich]

Lowkey tempted to do a some quick doodles of Splæt characters as DnD classes, but also including a lot of the third party/homebrew my group has (COFSA, Welcome to Sear, Blazing Dawn, YGY Witches, Pugilist, etc.) so it’s 90% self indulgent with no guarantee you could play them in something like Adventurer’s League or a stricter table.

[vexing-imogen]

I’m going to indulge myself with some rampant speculation, and pose the theory that Liliana is possessed by one of the Reilora. Maybe an Exaltant’s powers comes from a direct tether to one of the Reilora, which is why some of them can summon them. Could explain why her end goal is “freedom”. Maybe breaking the cage frees them along with Predathos. Maybe she’s been possessed for years. Maybe the only real part of Liliana that’s left was her voice in Imogen’s dreams telling her to run

[ghostcradle]

honestly sometimes i like to imagine novel wwx as an unreliable narrator who actively lies to the reader just bc to me that bridges the discrepancy between the events of his life (especially pre-resurrection) and his reflection on them/the way he views them. this wouldn’t even be a huge step for mxtx bc i’ve always viewed xie lian as an unreliable narrator who actively omits information from the reader. the latter is pretty in line with xie lian’s characterization as a secretive person with a complicated past and the former is imo in line with wwx’s characterization as both a person who tends to deflect/redirect a lot and who doesn’t like to dwell on the past

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.